Smack My Pitch Up
Hobbit and Thandi pitch ideas for Movie/TV reboots, remakes, reimaginings, sequels, sidequels, and adaptations. Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe My Handle is Jonathan Blade Podcast Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Johnathanblade Apple: https://apple.co/2DEgoDT Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3gFHxEX Youtube: https://t.co/c70qsTS08p?amp=1 Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _______________________________________________ ● Track Info ● Intro/Outro music "In A World" and all trailer music by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com) These works are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com for sponsorship inquiries
Episodes
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Smack My Pitch Up 97 - Mad Max: Kronk's New Dystopia
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Hobbit and Thandi strap in for a diesel-fueled ride through remakes and remixed of Mad Max!
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Smack My Pitch Up 96 - Freejack: Orphans of a Nihilistic God
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Hobbit and Thandi enter the spiritual switchboard to remake and remix the 1992 dystopian sci-fi film Freejack starring Emilio Estevez, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, and Mick Jagger
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Smack My Pitch Up 95 - Red Heat: Republican Mustache
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Hobbit and Thandi start a new cold war as they fire of remakes and reimaginings of the 80's action classic Red Heat starring Jim Belushi and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Smack My Pitch Up 94 - Fatal Attraction: Stuck In Crazy
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Hobbit and Thandi visit one of the greatest sexy thrillers of all time as they try to suppress their... Fatal Instinct
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Smack My Pitch Up 93 - The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half
Hobbit and Thandi are finally back! They head to Alcatraz Island to remake and reimagine the 1996 Michael Bay action extravaganza, The Rock
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Smack My Pitch Up 92 - Beverly Hills Cop: Fatal Instinct
Hobbit and Thandi head to Beverly Hills to stick bananas in tailpipes and solve some crimes!
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Ep. 91 - Condorman Fringe (Mash-Ups)
Thandi and Hobbit put on matching outfits, and try to start a gang of street tuffs.
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A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and Thandi pitch a mash-up story with the previous episode's film/show
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Smack My Pitch Up 90 - The Warriors: Practical Decisions (For My Thug Family)
Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz
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Ep. 89 - Mash-Up: Chubby Grandad Matinee
Thandi and Hobbit follow the yellow brick road to a land of unspeakable horrors!
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A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and Thandi pitch a mash-up story with the previous episode's film/show
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Smack My Pitch Up 88 - The Wizard of Oz: Bleak Like Kansas
Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz
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Smack My Pitch Up 87 - Ghost: Why Is Everything Damp?!
Hobbit and Thandi say ditto a lot.
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Ep. 86 - Mash-Up: Demolition Man plus Idiocracy (equals Democracy)
Thandi and Hobbit imagine a future dystopia where the Wilson bros and Sly and Snipes demolish good taste.
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A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and Thandi pitch a mash-up story with the previous episode's film/show
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Smack My Pitch Up 85 - Demolition Man: The Demolition Meister
Hobbit and Thandi go to the future to express their happy joy joy feelings about a Demolition Man remake
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Smack My Pitch Up 83 - The Full Monty: Five Armie Hammers (The Razor's Edge)
Hobbit and Thandi Woodard (My Handle is Jonathan Blade) go whole hog while remaking/reimagining The Full Monty (1997).
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Smack My Pitch Up 82 - Legend: Mustache Devil Knows What He's About
Hobbit and Scotty P (Geekfathers) are gonna steal the Declaration of Independance to find a pitch on the back for a National Treasure Remake!
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Ep. 83 - That's Entertainment (The Short List)
Style: Dystopian Musical
Synopsis: Jacob finds himself in the literal spotlight after his brothers death, and has to decide what and who's worth fighting for in an underground society where his only weapons are his songs.
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A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an origin...
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Smack My Pitch Up 82 - Legend: Mustache Devil Knows What He's About
Hobbit and Kyle Smash (Geekfathers) balance the light and the dark when pitching remakes/reimaginings of the 1985 fantasy classic "Legend"
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Ep. 81 - This Flat Earth (The Short List)
Style: Mockumentary
Synopsis: Werner Herzog and his documentary crew follow four Flat Earthers as they make their way to the South Pole to prove once and for all the earth is flat.
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A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an origin...
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Smack My Pitch Up 80 - Six String Samurai: Fistfull of Anne Heche's Butthole
Hobbit and Dungeon Master Jack take a journey through the desert cinema wastelands to crown one remake the king in this episode pitching Six String Samurai!
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