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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So a lot of buzz about Saturday Night Live, we
thought we would share with you what Saturday Night Live
sketches are the most watched on YouTube. And a lot
of people me included in this, would think that the
cow Bell episode, the cow Bell Sketch with Christopher Walken
and Will Ferrell would be number one.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yep, it's not. It's not even in the top ten.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Really.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
That yeah, surprising, right.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That is surprising because the Today's show they're having a bracket.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
They've been doing it all week long.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
They started out with the top sixteen SNL sketches and
they're all the way down to the final two and
I believe they announced the winner today. But the final
two were both Will Ferrell sketches. One of them was
the cow Bell sketch and one of them was the
Celebrity Jeopardy sketch.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Really, so it went all the way one.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
By the way, I don't boy you guys with the
top ten.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
But Star Wars Undercover Boss, Star Killer Base featuring Adam
Driver season forty one, sixty seven million views, Spider Man
Kiss with Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone seventy three million,
Harry Potter, Hermione Growth featuring Lindsay Lohan. Seventy seven million.
(01:18):
Have you ever seen The Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks Hysterical?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
If you haven't, I.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Don't think I have very funny eighty three million the
number one. I am not familiar with this sketch. Maybe
you are because you're a big Amy Schumer fan. But
the ones it's titled Porn Teacher and six million views.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, I'm not familiar with it, but I promise you
I'm going to try and find.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It now to watch it. Anything Amy I think is funny.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But be careful what you're where you search that It's
could end up a whole different park, you.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Know what I Meanrue, But none of the classics like Buckwheat,
Eddie Murphy, the Coneheads, land Shark, they're not there by
the living in a river down by.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
The van that was a huge one.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Other way around, living in a band.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Down by the way, a band down by the river. Yeah,
Chris Farley, Chris.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Farley stuff, not even in the top ten.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, I don't know. Becave me, I I don't. Yeah,
that surprises me. Maybe it's just all of those are
very new, very recent sketches.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, so the reunion should be good. You'd love the
music version one right.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
A week or so ago, they did a whole special
on all of their musical guests.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It was amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And what's weird it is when SNL when they cut
to the musical guest portion of the show. I normally
tune out, but I watched this whole special on the
musical guest and it was very, very cool.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, make sure you set your DVRs for Sunday night
because that is when it airs. She's Tricia, My name
is Sandy. We've got more coming up on Austin's eighty
station one O three point one and streaming at one
O three to one Austin dot com. Tricia, did you
know that Chili's the Restaurant just released a country song.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, they are having a big comeback though, a big
resurgence they are.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's called Ride the Dente, and it's all about Chile's
most famous beverage, the Presidente Margarita.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You want to hear some of it? Sure, here you go, Dente.
I'm SHAMINGO.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Isn't justin Chili famous Presidente Margarita.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Chillis is a last sort intermig.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Hanging out heaving a great Times Prince Lacily.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's low Chili where I am.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Mascot races on some of the TV's in.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The area.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm shanging.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It's pretty cold.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It's so random on some of the TV's an our
bar area. I know they had to like get a
certain number of things in there, and he just stuck
that at the end. I mean it sounds like the
sound of it, like it could be a great song.
But they're singing about Chili's.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Hey, I know, but what was the song? It was
a big hit? Was it for Chili's or.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
My Baby ba Baby ba Baby?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
No, no, it was it was like they were on
a date and they were going to go out and
it was it wasn't it Chili's? Was it a Appenbe's?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I mean they mentioned like an Applebee's in a in
an actual country song.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, I try to be crazy. You'd know it if
you heard it. Let's move on. Finally, I'm just playing
this because I love the accent. This guy in New
Zealand was out fishing in his kayak and got stalked
by a great white shark.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Listen, I saw this video, did you great white shock?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm out of here? Made it as a cute great
white behind me. He's going at my run up, he's
still following me. He's gone a distance, but he could
swim off on me at any moment.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, he's terrified.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Oh my god. He was in his kayak fishing and
he had I guess a GoPro on. Yeah, and then
he was all great white shark.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He just sailed it and immediately started paddling, and you
could see the fin of the shark behind him.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
It was following him like he is not wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That great white could have just all jawsed him, just
come up taken him out. I would have freaked out.
Another reason why I don't go in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The things nightmares are made of.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, Yes, yeah, I've always thought it'd be funny to
stand outside of the Walgreens this time, you know, on
this day, at about five thirty six, seven o'clock tonight,
and as guys walk out and go what's wait for?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What took you so long?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And record their answers. Yeah, you know what I mean
in interview exactly exactly. So get those Valentines taken care of.
It's kind of kind of good that Valentine's on a Friday.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Right, Yeah, no, that's great. That means yeah, I think
it's much better than during the week, agreed.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What we learned today, team.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Well, we learned that your boot list is taking a hit, Sandy.
You lost two booze off your boot list in one week.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
My local weather girl here in Omaha, Nebraska. I found
out it's engaged. And then to add insult to injury,
I find out Laney Wilson, my booty boo is she's
engaged now to a former NFL football player.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, I mean two of your booze gone poof gone
like that. You can admire him from afar, but now
there's just no chance anything will happen.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Right exactly, But I feel like I can replace a
booty boo pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh yeah, I think you got plenty of plenty of
choices out there. You can still like her, You just
she's somebody else's She's.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Different, Yeah, makes it real different. What else you got?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Another thing we learned was that a sting operation happened
in Sicily like over twelve hundred police officers took down
over one hundred and fifty mafia bosses and I don't
know mafia thugs and through wire tapping. They found out
that one of the biggest complaints that the current mafia
(07:09):
bosses have is that that just there's no good quality
new recruits out there for him. They just don't have
the honor and the determination and the sticktuitiveness of the
older generation.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Maybe it's because they've seen the older generation all get
killed or go to prison in prison, Yeah, maybe that's
why they're not really interested in a life of crime.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah right, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Maybe so, But I mean, like I said, they probably
are real like, we only want to work weekdays. We
need weekends off right, you know what I mean. Faces, Yeah,
that triggers me a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
We can't do that.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I only want to work a four day work week,
matter with you, I want to work four days.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
But I thought it was funny that you're like. What
that also means is the end of the really cool
mafia names, right, like.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Vinnie the Chin, Banana Joe, you know what I mean,
The Banana Joe, machine Gun, Tony two times, wing Eyed Steve,
things like that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You know what I mean, Those.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Names they're gonna They're not gonna get any good mafia
nicknames anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, that's really the biggest the biggest crime right there.
And then we read a list of supposedly the experts
putting out their list of the best Valentine's Day gifts
and then the worst Valentine's Day gifts, and I can't
help but believe they maybe got mixed up. One of
the items on the list of the best Valentine's Day gifts.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Was kitchen ware.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, that's where they lost all credibility with me. The
three that they said were the worst, bath salts, alcohol,
and lingerie, which I feel are all key ingredients to
a successful Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I agree, because they all that they all lead the
one thing.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
They all lead in one direction, right, Sandy.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And then what could make for a better Valentine's Day
than a little TV watching?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Then the little TV watching?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
And what other day of the year is appropriate to
give somebody lingerie if it's not Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, those people don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Now, I feel like I need to go to the
lingerie store.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I hope maybe if you can.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You're gonna tell your mom and dad if they're in Omaha.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'll be back. Yeah, it's a cherry launderie store.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Have a great day. Happy Valentine's Day everyone.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I hope it's a great day, at a great evening,
or whatever you do for your Valentine's Day, I hope
it's great.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
We're gonna do this again on Monday.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Be sure to grab the Sandy Show podcast where you
get to your podcast until Monday when we meet again.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Don't take any crap from anybody. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
We'll see you on the radio every morning from six
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