FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 19th 2025 Podcast

News Headlines, Will they take it back?, Redneck News & More!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Wednesday. It is February the nineteenth, twenty twenty five.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. Greg Gory
is once again out today. He'll be back on Monday.

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His brother's funeral is tomorrow, and uh yeah, he's just
gonna take the rest this week. He's, you know, busy
doing a lot of stuff between now in the funeral
and then he's just gonna take the weekend to regroup.
But he can't wait to be back here. We can't
wait to have him back here. But Greg Gory will
be returning this coming Monday. But you meantime, you're stuck
with us despairs. Yeah right, My name is Woody. That

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is Menace. We got Gina Grant Seabasses here. There's Sammy
Bort on the job this morning. There in the Woody
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Coming up for you today, Will they take it back?
The ongoing series that we've been doing for many many
years now, Service. Yeah, we've we've had a number. It
all started years ago when the woman tried to bring
the live Christmas tree back to the home improvement store Costco.
Always it Costco, yeah, cost yeah, anyway, so she tried
to bring it. Was like, way after Christmas she bought

(02:01):
a live tree and try to bring it back. So
this has just been an effort to test the different
return policies. So seabasss time went out and try to
see if he could bring back a Valentine's Day card
and some other things too, and some other Valentine's Day things.
So that's uh, will you take it back? Coming up
later on in the show. Of course, we got all
the trending news headlines latest in the world of entertainment, Birthday's,

(02:23):
porn of Birthday, those things coming up this hour You're
on the Woody Show. Now, speaking of Costco, here's some
stuff products that shoppers call the Stor's Best Kept sequel.
All right, because I know we got a bunch of
fans of Costco. I'm I'm a Costco guy. Your Costco guy.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Chicken bake, right, chicken bake.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
The Kirkland eggs were number one, Yeah on the list.
I was just back there again and they had eggs.
I walked, I was at my Costco and they had
zero eggs. Oh really?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
And ther hardboot eggs are the best.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
There are limiting them like other retains. Yea, they are
limiting them now. Yeah, so you can't just walk out
with a big hand truck full of them.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
But they say the Kirklan eggs are popular with shoppers,
especially during these times of eggs shortages.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Through the bird flu trying times.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
One person said, I think this is the one item
that's extremely cheaper the most supermarkets. And that's what I
was saying. They were selling them for the last time
I was there, two dozen for seven dollars and eighty cents,
which I heard of, which I know is more than
what they would typically be for two dozen, but compared
to you know what you'll pay for just a dozen
other places.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, Sam's Club has really deals as well.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Also, shoppers calling these costcos best kept secrets. The one
Italian extra virgin olive oil.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh, I love it.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It sells for twenty six bucks for a two liter bottle. Yeah,
it's not cheap, but if you look at what dude,
that's one of those things. I never really realized how
much they charge at the grocery store for that oils. Yeah,
for olive oil, that honey expensive. But it's not supposed
to like it. I guess honey doesn't go.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Bad, right, I think go bout them.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Uh see the Kirkland plastic wrap, Oh okay, so yeah,
their signature stretch tile plastic food wrap is another product
that gets rave reviews. One person says, we've been using
it for years. We got a new role this past August,
which replaced our previous role which lasted for twenty six months.
And they say they get a lot of use out
of it for microwaving, for storing, and this stuff rocks.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Quote unquote it does. It's a rock star.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah. Now we do get the Kirkland signature toilet paper. Yeah,
that did not That did not make the list. And
by the way, those those roles got smaller. It used
to be double rolls.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
I haven't used that.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, the paper towels in the pandemic. They shrunk them down, bastards,
and so now they're not the double rolls. But you know,
it did make the list. The Kirkland Signature paper towels yep, okay, yeah,
twenty three ninety nine for a big large package. They
love the quality and the value now, I mean because
the toilet paper is good. There's not a lot of
dust on that, you know, like sometimes get the toilet

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paper dander, yeah, yeah, and it goes all like yeah.
The Costco stuff actually keeps pretty low.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
I my current I have a roll of toilet toilet
right paper towels in my cabinet that has made now
three moves with me.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Really never use them. I use rags.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
I mean it's you know, even then you gotta watch those, right,
that's what you have a washing machine for, all right.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Interesting Costco contact lenses so for you contact people a
great deal according to shoppers comments say, I just ordered
from Costco for the first time this year and they
were significantly cheaper by almost one hundred bucks than my
eye doctor charges or even one hundred contacts. I was
shocked to how cheap the contacts were and they are
great quality. The Kirkland Baby formula. Oh that sells for

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sixty three ninety nine for two forty two ounce packs.
One of the best values going is say it tastes
better than Similac. How do you know?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, exactly what you have that's so good.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
It says if you make a bottle ahead of time
a Similac, it's tends to smell and taste off and
not with the Kirkland and then the Junga Kim Chief
Sligh Napa cabbage. Right, it's just another that.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, they say it's one of the best kept secrets. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Pad medication is great at Costco, Like the prices.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Are way cheaper. Yeah. And I get that daily allergy
pill that I take like the like a Zertech, except
this one is whatever that Kirkland brand is. I give
the Alertech I think they call it. In one purchase
is three hundred and sixty five of them. So wow,
once a year, that's it. You gotta buy that and
you take one of those today and I have not
gotten I've gotten maybe maybe two or three total, and

(06:35):
I'm talking about seven years sinus infections when I used
to get two or three a year. That's a damn
pro tip. If you get a lot of science infections.
So there you go. There's a couple of products at
Costco that people say, are these stores best kept secrets?
That's the stuff I'm always most I don't care what
the celebrities you're doing. No, even though we're gonna tell
you about that coming up next, we'll get we'll give
you some of the in in that, because some people

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care about that. That's what this is what I care.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
We care about the people.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
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Speaker 1 (07:05):
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Speaker 2 (07:08):
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Come it up for you. You're in just a few
uh man. I got woken up, and it's the worst
when you wake up and you got like fifteen minutes
before your alarm goes yeah, or half an hour. This

(07:51):
is like I woke up and I had an hour
before the alarm went off, and I'm like yes. I
was like, I'm gonna turn right back, go over and
go right back to sleep. And then about five minutes later,
my dog starts making this like really crazy noise. It
sounded it sounded like almost like water running, but it was.
It was a noise she was making with her mouth

(08:11):
like this, and I'm I apologize to people don't like
mouth noises, but I was like, I feel like like
she was like eating her butt or something, you know,
it was just her tongue going wild in her mouth.
And then she starts pawing at the door, and I'm
like something else. She's got a bar for something, right,
So I take her downstairs, let her outside. She spends

(08:32):
the next twenty minutes straight eating grass like you're sick,
like like just and like she cannot be distracted and
just just feverishly. I'm like, man, take it easy on
the grass. But then I kept waiting and I'm standing
out there, of course in boxers and bare feet, I'm

(08:53):
freezing my ass off. But I'm waiting for her to
barf and I want to see what's going on. Is
that what that is? So like she started eating grass,
whenever she throws up, it's gonna look like she ate
a lawnmower. Yeah, probably, Yeah, Is that what that is? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:07):
I mean that's what I've known my whole life, is
when they're sick, they'll start eating grass until they throw up.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yet throw up or I don't know if like maybe
eating the grass calmed her stomach down because she was
out there and then she just kind of laid in
the grass. Okay, I'm like, bitch, you're not doing this here.
It's one o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
What I'm seeing is that they'll eat it if they
need fiber.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
But why all of a sudden in the middle of
the night like.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
That she needs she needs it, like like medas is saying.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
She's sick in the way of like she's lacking something,
so she's going to the grass to get it.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, we get the really good food. Why does she
not have fiber?

Speaker 4 (09:44):
That's a good question.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
They can also do it if they're just stressed or anxious.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
What does she have to dreamaby.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Is this something that we're going to go to the
vet over or we're done with it.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well, my wife is keeping an eye on her from
when I left this morning until you know, I get home,
and then we'll switch off and I'll take over the
dog duty and stuff. God okay, well, dog responsibility is
not dog duty. I'm not responsible for that. That was
part of the deal getting the dog. All right, I'll
handle dog duty.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Something must be in the air, because I had something
weird happened to me last night too when I was
going to bed. So I was like, you know what,
I'm gonna go to bed a little bit early, ten
minutes early than I normally do, at seven fifty pm.
And so then I wake up and I look at
the clock and it says thirty five. I'm like, oh crap,
I'm late. So I like jump out of bed and

(10:38):
I fire up the shower and I'm rushing and then
I look at the clock again and it says eight
thirty five.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Oh no, like a half hour.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
That's such funny. But I felt like I slept yep,
yeah you didn't.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I've done that on a weekend before, where I wake
up and I get in the shower and I'll be
in the shower and then I realize in the middle
of the night day, Yeah, I'm like, wait a minute,
it's Saturday, or like it's happened before where my wife
comes and goes, what are you doing? I go showering?

(11:14):
Yeah duh, Why I go to go to work. It's Saturday. Now,
that has to happen in a while.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Do you feel what's the what's the overpowering feeling? Relief
or just like you're the biggest idiot on the planet relief?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Because I really sure I get to go back to bed,
especially if it's a Saturday. Yeah, if it's the US day,
you know, if it's just like got up a little
bit too early, like damn it.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well, at least you guys went to sleep.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
I had an iced tea at around I don't know,
before noon yesterday, and I was wired all day and
all night.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
I wish I could get wired. Oh worst, I could
drink all that stuff and nothing.

Speaker 9 (11:50):
And are you guys the people like me, and I
know there are others out there that, well, you can't sleep,
you just put your arm in the air.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
No, no, you never do.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
That above your head or straight up in the air like.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
This why No, I don't know if you're raising your hand.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
Yeah, but then your hands kind of flopped over. I
know I'm not the only one who does this. We
need to find out because you're laying down here is like, oh.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Do you fall asleep?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I don't know what's what's the what are you? What
is it supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Why does the doggie grass? It's just our instinct.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
You can't say that's also just an instant you read
and can't just do it.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Or like, I've never heard your hand leave it in
the air.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
I think that my do you have any injuries or
anything on your butt?

Speaker 8 (12:28):
Most of them position that we sleep and have to
do with injuries on our body. So because most of
us aren't sleeping the way that we're supposed to, and
you'll do weird things like you need to have your
arm above your head, you need to be on your stomach,
And it's.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Just because of I found them most comfortable that way.
I have no injuries that I'm aware of.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Yeah, that you're aware of.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, I mean my body's destroyed from skateboarding.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Who's on the show that said they don't know if
they've ever dreamt.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
That sounds like a.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Never had to hang on there.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, you never had a headache, but maybe the heavy
weat smokers because you don't really dream if you smoke
weed before, well that's not great.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
Yeah right, Well at least or at least you don't
remember it because everybody has to download all those images.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Throughout the day. And I had some. I couldn't tell
you what they were. I just remember waking up and
being like, not stressed, but just concerned. Sticks with you,
because man, I had some dark ass dreams. Yeah, and
I don't remember what it was, and it's remember wake
ime going wow, that was dark, like disturbing. But I
mean I've had some weird ass dreams before. A lot

(13:35):
of them are violent, like very very violent, but like
vigilante kind of violent.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Oh yeah, so you fighting for justice in them?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Oh it's it's very violent and it's toward people who
deserve it.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Okay, I like that.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, but it's so real. Yeah, this was something different.
I again, I don't have specifics, but I woke up
kind of concerned, like wow, now like why would I
be a why would I have been dreaming about that?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Are you sweating?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
No? I was, I just woke up totally concerned.

Speaker 10 (14:03):
Oh right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yes, arm in the air, straight up, not propped, fall
asleep quickly.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah, it's a thing. Zero Yes, a bunch of people.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
John K from Long Beach Y had Gina, I totally
do that when I can't sleep. Yeah, I've just never
heard that.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
It's like, yeah, another one, make yourself tired of my arm.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
But I can't sleep too.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I knew it wasn't alone.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Six sixty one Gina, one hundred percent. I used to
do that as a kid for hours.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah, same as an adult hours. I can't sleep in
your kid.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, it's a that would keep me awake.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
It just it doesn't. I feel like as a kid,
I could fall asleep way easier, but now it's too
much going on.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
My mom does that, She says she likes to feel
the blood flow down her arms to relax.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Oh that freaks youm that's weird, but I like it.
I like that your mom doesn't.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Eleven percent of people remember their dreams, which I thought
seems very low. That's it. That's it.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Well, I guess you only remember what you're dreaming right
when you wake up.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
As far as why, it's easier for some than others.
That's been a mystery, but the researchers say they have
identified some factors. They say that people most likely to
remember their dreams have a positive attitude about dreams, They
tend to let their minds wander, they spend longer periods
of time in light sleep, and they're typically younger.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Okay, well they are not good though.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Older people have white dreams, which is the vague sense
of having dreamed without any real concrete recall or quote evidence.

Speaker 9 (15:30):
Okay, but if you remember your dreams more because you're
barely falling asleep, that's not great.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Well, I'm a light sleeper.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Because I tracked the sleep with this aura ring oh
that I use. Yeah, and it tells me like the
deep sleep, the light sleep, and the rem sleep. Yeah,
and I do get a good chunk of light sleeping.
I thought the rem sleep is where dreams happen.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
No, I thought so too. I guess you just don't
remember it does.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
And I do like a good dream, like you know,
like I if I can figure out, like there's times
where I know I'm dreaming and you go ooh, I'm dreaming.
I'm gonna let this play out. I'm not the person
who goes, oh, is this a dream? And I wake
myself up. No, no, let's let this roll.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Yeah, that's lucid dreaming when you're aware that you're dreaming.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Like, let's keep it rolling, how this plays out, and
if I have a bad decision to make, let's make
it because it's just a dream.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I've had that thought it's house money.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, he right, exactly, I've had that thought. There's other
times where it's like, all right, this is too weird
and maybe that's what happened the other night. Yeah, this
is too weird or this is too dark, and this
is too whatever, and I go, please let this be
a dream. And then that then I wake myself up.
But I'm not like heavy breathing other than being fat,
you know, I'm not heavy breathing. I'm not sweating right again,
other than being fat.

Speaker 9 (16:35):
But it's like inside out the movie, like you know,
and they're trying to wake the little girl up, so
things just get crazier and crazier, like your body's trying
to wake up.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
You wake up, you're like, what was that? Oh my
stomach and then you go throw up.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, and I'm also psyched if I do wake myself
up I go, damn, that was a dream, and I
fall back asleep and it continues.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Oh that's so.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
But then when you try to do it, like I
don't try to do it, I go, ho, damn, it's gone.
But then I'm like, oh wow, I'm back in Yeah
I wish I could.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, like virtual reality, when.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
You try to do it, that's when. That's when it
sucks and it never happens.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
They say, if you want to remember your dreams, drink
a lot of water before you go to bed.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
That's my wife's answered everything.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Hyd Well, I do remember my dreams, and I do
drink a lot of water.

Speaker 9 (17:17):
Yeah yeah, but how many how many times.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Can you imaginely like, oh, I was just skipping over clown.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Her shade cloud? How many times the night do you
get up to pee?

Speaker 5 (17:30):
I don't, Oh wow, I pee before I go to bed.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Actually, she's like this in real life, but she's probably
like a freak in her dreams, you know what I mean? Yeah,
like all the stuff that she would never do dominate,
not even like in that like in that way, but
she's she's probably like a like a black widow. Okay, yeah,
I mean murder or murder people in your dreams.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
Don't murder people in my dreams, But I had dream
one time where I did.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
No.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
I don't think I did shoot anyone, but I knew
that no one was going to do anything. Like I
had the gun and was walking up to people with
it again in one of those states of knowing that
you're dreaming and being like, what what are you going
to do?

Speaker 5 (18:10):
And then they just move. I didn't have to even
do anything.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
And one of the reasons I say that is because
of those other thoughts that those intrusive thoughts she was
talking about about, Yeah I could do this right now,
Like what was the one like I could.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
Yeah, like just jump off a bridge or like seer
your car and so like yeah, yeah, the cool stuff.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Yeah, But no, I don't really have super violent dreams.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Even like I said in the lucid dream where I
knew I was dreaming, I was like, but I'm not
really going to like shoot them, I'm just gonna like threaten.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Them, all right, So menace, yes, because they always talked
about like when you hit adolescents and you know, puberty
and stuff, that boys would up having wet dreams. Never
had one of them. No, I really wanted one too.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
I always wonder if those were real.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I'm wondering if they're real because I've never I never
had one, you know, I don't know like a nocturnal initial. Yeah,
I never heard about anybody having them.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
You know, really well, you know what's gonna tell you?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Do you in your dream? Nope?

Speaker 11 (19:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, huh that's to me.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I don't know if I know anybody. Y'all out the
door and see if Von's had one. I bet you
Vaughns had one. He seems like although with all that weed,
he's probably when he was a kid.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah. No, not thing that's good to know.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Is there an equivalent of like a for for a
woman of a wet dream?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
No?

Speaker 12 (19:34):
I mean I've gotten close, Like I've had really.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Good dreams that like super erotic.

Speaker 12 (19:39):
Yeah, and they felt good. Excuse me, they felt good,
But I didn't climax per se.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
I think it's just bedweathers, like coming up with some.

Speaker 10 (19:46):
Other would you say yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Would they just say that?

Speaker 10 (19:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
It was sticky, but it was so what happened? Morgan?
Do you wake up and like knock one out or
kind of?

Speaker 12 (20:00):
I wake up and that's one of those times where
I'm trying to immediately go back to sleep if I
can to.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Finish it up. Yeah, damn it. I was almost there, right,
and then.

Speaker 12 (20:08):
I can tell after a time, okay, I'm not going
to pick this up, and then yeah, you finish yourself.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
So five six two said I had a wet dream
when I was in jail once. Oh, and I woke
up so embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
That'd be the worst place.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Three seven I had one in my life. It was amazing.
Wet dreams are real. The best ones are the lucid
wet dreams.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Well you kind of remember, No, No, they are real.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Oh damn yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
I think it says it's a normal part of growing up.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah, and I've heard about it. We were warned about
it like hey, you know, like in health class, like,
well this is something that could happened. That's your body
tin right, And I was like, oh, rip, that's cool.
You were freaked out, No, because I wanted to see
what it was all about. Yeah, like it's all new,
you know, true.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, huh, well I hope it's not real.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I never dropped the load before, isn't that like, because
that's like kind of breaking the seal. Right, yeah, yeah,
I figured like, oh, it's kind of neat.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
But would you wake up and I've been shot?

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I feel like it'd be like that.

Speaker 9 (21:00):
No, because not blood, I know, but when you're like
half awake, would you be scared?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Okay, no, I don't think so. I don't think so.
But it's kind of like the male equivalent of like
getting your period, right, like now you're now you're a man.
Now you can fertilize, I guess.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
Yeah, but it's also the exact opposite at like getting
your periods sucks.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well yeah, sure, but I'm saying it's a sign like
you're a woman now, like okay, well now you're you're
a man now.

Speaker 12 (21:26):
Okay, I see that.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I really wanted it
to happen. It just never happened. Then I kind of
figured like, yeah.

Speaker 9 (21:34):
Well but considering where you went to school and stuff,
it's probably for the best.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh yeah, like an on an outward bound experience.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, but no, but I was I think I was
too old for that. I thought, like, what dreams kind
of happened more like when you're like thirteen, twelve, thirteen
years old?

Speaker 12 (21:50):
Oh, I thought they could happen anytime.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I mean I guess they could. This guy had one
in jail. I dought he was twelve, Yeah.

Speaker 12 (21:55):
In juv Did you look at my dream between?

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Oh yeah, usually between eight and fourteen younger.

Speaker 12 (22:04):
I wasn't that young.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, was this guy in juvie? Damn?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
My ex wife told me two separate times she woke
up finishing from a dream that we were getting it
on rip.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Lucky, Lucky.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
She's such a liar.

Speaker 12 (22:20):
You Yeah, Sammy's had a wet dream about Glen Pale.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
She's got the candle. Do you see the candle?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
She has?

Speaker 7 (22:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah. She posted a video from Valentine's Day where she's
watching some rom com. There's a glass of champagne there
and the candle burning on the table, and it says,
smells like Glenn Pale. Oh really, I saw that photo,
but I didn't notice that part of it is that?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Was that a Morgan present?

Speaker 5 (22:45):
No, it was for my sister. My sister got it
for me for everything.

Speaker 12 (22:47):
So what is that smell like?

Speaker 8 (22:48):
Saying, well on it? It smells like adventure and charm
all in one. Yeah, boring, he's so attractive, Like, I
don't even know what you guys.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Are talking about. It blows my mind.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
We're get to Kate Funnier. Yeah, he's the one this show. Now,
those of you just tuning in who didn't hear anything
before the break, Uh, we were talking about kyl of
random stuff and somehow came up like, uh, the idea
of a wet dream. And I said, man, I was

(23:28):
always bummed out because as a kid, I kept waiting
for that to happen. It just never happened. And then
Mena said it never happened for him, and Bored and
Vaughan both said it never happened for them either. So
we're like, does it really happen? All of a sudden,
people started texting in saying it happened for them. One
guy said it happened to him. I was in jail. Yeah,
well Tapioca in the fans. Well guy said, in his

(23:48):
forties doing it. Yeah yeah. So typically when we looked
it up, it says between eight eight, fourteen and fourteen
is when that would typically happen.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
But we have a doctor, oh, a real doctor.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
He's a family doctor, doctor Eric, who called in, Good
morning Eric, how are you? I'm sorry, good morning doctor guys.

Speaker 11 (24:03):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Even sounds like a goddamn doctor, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
He Hey, guys, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Like?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
All right, so dude, so what what can you explain? Why? Why?
Why do some guy like, why did I never have
this happen to me?

Speaker 11 (24:17):
You know, I asked the same question when I was
in medical school. I'm like, I'm a healthy guy. Why
did it never happen to me? So I look it up.
So it turns out, you know, it's just sort of
your body's way of, you know, saying yep, you're ready
now you you know, it's testing out the equipment. But
what happens. There's a lot of guys myself, You guys
probably included discovered masturbation before you actually got to the
point of the wet dreams.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
That's what I think, because you knocked it out. Because
are the guys that are not joeing?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Right?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
That makes sense, Like the body doesn't have to take over.
You've already handled it.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
We already cleared the pipes.

Speaker 11 (24:49):
Right, Yeah, I got this man, got it.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
That's such a good answer. That totally makes sense.

Speaker 8 (24:56):
And if you're in prison, you're probably not really doing
that much either.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I do it all day.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Opp he was on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Try to think of what age I discovered that though,
Were you.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Like eleven or twelve?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I wasn't eight, right, so I wasn't on the younger
end of that. But yeah, it's probably junior high twelve. Yeah,
I'm guessing.

Speaker 11 (25:14):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I don't, you know what, It's funny, I don't. I
don't remember.

Speaker 11 (25:17):
Yeah, I was like twelve or thirteen when my friends
told me about it. I'm like, oh, really, let me
tried this out. And you're a genius man.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Never rub your own. Wiener told explodes you should try
that out. It's amazing. Yeah, I'm gonna do that, you know,
because I want to be a doctor someday. It's not
to really know how the body works.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Eric, Can we keep you on staff for questions just
in case we.

Speaker 11 (25:38):
Have actually yes, well we can talk off the air
and okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Cool, Yeah, doctor Morgan, can you can you get his information?

Speaker 11 (25:45):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
You know, we'll get that all set up because we
have a lot of questions. Oh yeah, yeah, all righty
we do.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
We just end up asking each other and.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
He's not and he's not here today, but Greg always
has questions. Yeah, all right, a doctor, Eric, thank you
so much, appreciate you calling in with that, with that information, Yeah,
somebody's somebody's texting over and they're saying like yeah, because
especially it happened more they think in prior generations, because
masturbation was really discouraged and so, you know, dudes were

(26:14):
afraid to touch. That's where you're like hair on your
palms and you go blind and things like that. You know,
that's before you had the Internet and you can like
look it up to see if that was true. You know,
so that makes that makes sense. All right, doctor Eric,
hang go one second, man, We'll get your information. We'll
we'll talk to you again soon. All right, man, there's
there's doctor Eric. I met. It's easier for us to
get him on the phone than his own patients were

(26:36):
trying to call the doctor's office. It's like, damn, no, dude,
I told you.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Ever since not a sponsor, but ever since I switched
to One Medical.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
They're the best. Is that the Amazon thing? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah, people google it do Amazon Prime one Medical. They
have offices everywhere.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Speaking of offices and things that we love food, Yes,
so young brands. They own KFC. They've announced the KFC
is moving out of Kentucky.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Is that allowed?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, they're going to Texas, and so they've announced plans.
They're gonna create two new headquarters in the US, one
in Plano and the other in Irvine, California. So KFC
and Pizza Hut will run out of the Plano headquarters
Taco Bell, which is already in Irvine. They're gonna have
Taco Bell and Habit Burger and Grill headquartered there together.

(27:28):
KFC will keep a corporate office in Louisville. Also, Young
Brands just let all their employees know that they're gonna
have to change either jammies and get their asses back
to the office full time. Oh sure, Yeah, it's serious
business over there, dude. Young Brands is a massive company.
Oh yeah, they owned a ton of stuff big fans.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (27:45):
Do you guys remember that song that like little kids
would sing like Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDon old, mcdone old.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
There was even rap songs about the combination.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Oh really, the combo joints. Yeah, the piece of Hut.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Becausemembre you could go to the Kentaco Hut.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Remember the first time I saw one of those things,
I was like, oh, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Disneyland like it's all in one.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, now what's that? What's the there's another song I'm
thinking of? And I got it.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
I think we're thinking about the same song.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
It was like from the early two thousands.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Is it a rap?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
No, it's not. It's not a rap. So this is
this is like one of those old school Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
I remember the one that Geena that you just sang.

Speaker 9 (28:34):
And I made up a jingle for KFC when I
was little too, and I always wish that they took
me up on it.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Really how did that go? Oh?

Speaker 9 (28:41):
I like that Kentucky Fried Chicken with that crispy crunchy
batter to enjoy with eleven or some spices.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
And their service is the nicest. So I like that
Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Wow, that's actually up bad.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
And I was in like third grade and I really
wish they would have taken me up.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
That's actually pretty good. And they had like some little
girls singing it.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah, that would have been me adorable.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
All Right, We're gonna take a quick break more what
he shows Next, we'll get into the trending news headlines.
Hang on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
We'll be right down.

Speaker 10 (29:15):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
So, uh, tomorrow we are going to be off. We're
going to Greg's brother's funeral, which is tomorrow morning, but
we gotta go up to the to the Bay Area.
We gotta go up to We're in County for that,
so to get there on time, we won't be able
to be here tomorrow morning, so we're taking the day off.

(29:41):
But tomorrow for Throwback Thursday, that's gonna continue. But I
decided for tomorrow we're only playing Greg's four favorite bands.
So tomorrow for Throwback Thursday, in honor of Greg, and
you know, because I think it would make Greg happy.
I did send him the playlist already. He's like, Oh,

(30:02):
I can't believe it will be there. Wait till he's back. Yeah,
So tomorrow it's all Depeche Mode, nine Inch Nails, The Killers,
and Smashing Pumpkin Songs all morning long. Those are the
only four bands. I mean, we don't play a ton
of music anyway, but the music that you will hear
will be from one of those four bands. And that's
that's for Greg because it's his brother's funeral tomorrow, and

(30:22):
you know, we're all heartbroken for Greg, and you know
it makes us feel like better people for doing it. Yeah,
so that that'll That'll be tomorrow for throwback Thursday here
in the Waite Show, and then we're back Friday with
a with a live show, and then Greg will be
back on Monday. And he cannot wait to get it back.
I was talking to him Yesterday's like, dude, every conversation
I've been having for the last two weeks had been

(30:45):
funerals and caskets and plots, and you know, he's he's
got to get away from that, and so he he
can't wait for the week to be over, and I
can't wait for it to be over for him.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
But yes, that's that's what's going on. Tomorrow. We'll be
up at Greg's brother's funeral, and then back on Friday.
We've got an alternative income keyword cot up just after
six o'clock, chance to win a thousand bucks.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
This is not a real story, then, I'm about to
tell you, but we've been getting We say, hey, if
you see something that you want us to know about
or we should, you know, bring it up on the show,
and people do, and you guys are great about it.
There's a lot of good stuff that we find her
pieces of audio or videos or things that end up sharing,
tagged and stuff all the time. Oh yeah, yeah, and
you guys are great about it. But I've been set
this story a handful of times. It is not real.

(31:29):
So it's a fake story about a woman, and it's
been going around. You might have seen it. I'm sure,
I'm sure a lot of you have seen it. But
it says that this one got arrested. She got caught
filling up her ex boyfriend's gas tank with coke zero
and quote pre sucked skittles specific Now, don't feel bad.
We've all fallen for something that ended up being not true. Okay,

(31:51):
but this one seems to have legs, like because it's
getting picked up by other news outlets like legit news outlets,
and then they're taking it down because they like the
woman's mugshot is being spread around. But the thing is,
there's no name for this woman, oh, no location mentioned
for where this happened, and no info from any police department.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Okay, by all means, run that story.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
It should. It should also be a clue when the
headline for the story reads woman arrested for going to
her ex boyfriend house and filling his gas tank up
with already sucked skittles and coke zero. That's what that's not.

(32:35):
That's not what a journalist. Now my wife who's got
a degree in communications and journalism and stuffing it drives
her crazy when she does see people who are in
charge of social media for news outlets who can't write.
It's how Greg is with certain words menace, like living
with this woman and she goes, oh, what in turn
wrote this? That's not how you write that? Like what

(32:58):
happened to the what happened to the profession? I'm like, well,
they just hired these young people.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Well, Also it has changed since then, Like people write
things for how you would google stuff, not how you
would actually write it. Yeah, but they don't write her
boyfriend yeah, woman for going to her ex boyfriend house. Yeah,
and then you wouldn't say sucked skittles. But I'm just
talking about like in general, when you're talking about headlines,
a lot of stuff has just made they call for SEO,

(33:25):
you write it out how you would search it.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Also, what would there be the benefit of pre sucking
the skittles?

Speaker 9 (33:30):
That's a good question. Is the like explosive component under
the candy part.

Speaker 10 (33:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I mean, you know, like what yeah, yeah, like once
you give it, I'm thinking like kind of a you know,
mentos and coke cut exactly? Is that what she was
going for?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
She's a genius.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I mean you already ruined it by pouring coke zero
in there.

Speaker 11 (33:46):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Whether the skittles are pre sucked or not, I don't
think it makes a difference. This is the show, grad Yo.
What are the trending news headlines?

Speaker 9 (33:57):
California jury has found rapper Asa Rocky not guilty of
assault charges related to a twenty twenty one shooting incident
with a former friend. The defense argued that Rocky used
a prop gun that only fired blanks, and while the
prosecution claimed Rocky shot at his former friend, the defense
said the guy accusing him is motivated by money and jealousy.

Speaker 10 (34:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I saw something a little bit about the story. I
wasn't very familiar with the details of everything, but what
I did understand is that this guy was basically trying
to get a payout out of him, and so this guy,
like it came down to there was no real hard evidence. Yeah,
it was just basically whose story did you believe? Yeah,
but it was extremely risky. It's so like, here, do
this one hundred and eighty days or face twenty years

(34:40):
in jail. Yeah, you found guilty.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
And there was one factor of this case which I'm like, man,
you're really taking that risk because when they went to
search Aesop Rocky's house, they found a magazine for a gun, right,
and they go where did this come from? And he goes, oh,
that's my tour managers okay, And the tour manager did
take estified that yeah, this was my magazine. But the

(35:03):
gun that the tour manager has registered, the magazine does
not fit that gun. And he said, oh, yeah, I
just I happened to buy the wrong one and I
happened to leave it.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
At his house.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
I mean, this is a pretty risky guy morning, Yeah,
you know, this is pretty risky that you face last
twenty years.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
We have a small update on the plane in Canada
that flipped over, so I was of yesterday morning. A
senior investigator at the Transportation Safety Board of Canada Canada
said it's far.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Too early to say what caused this accident.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I finally saw the video.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Crazy yeahhh, the videos everywhere and I would say ice.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
And well, here well, here's the thing. The crash happened
on a Monday that happened to have gusty winds and
heavy snowfall. But officials said, well, what we can say
is the runway was dry and there were no crosswind conditions.
But an air traffic controller told the Delta pilot that
there were winds of twenty six miles an hour, gusting

(36:03):
up to thirty eight miles an hour and blowing across
the plane's path at a forty degree angle.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Yeah, traffic controller.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I'm on a lot of these, like flying accounts and stuff,
and there are a lot of pilots that were analyzing
the video and right before, right before, because when you're
coming in for your descent, the nose is down right,
like as you're coming down, yeah, right, and then as
you get to the runway, you're supposed to raise the
nose of the plane up about you know, ten feet
above like you know, runway level. You know what I saying.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Yeah, so it comes in.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
That's why, like it looks like the back of the
what is the back of the plane is, you know,
the nose kind of up in the air and then
touched down. It looked like he didn't get enough of that,
you know, to kind of like help, but there could
have been crowd there, saying that he was also looked
that he was compensating maybe for a cross winds. There
was a little bit more uh toward like kind of
leaning into it. Though he would lean to the to
the left or the right and whatever case where the

(36:54):
winds coming from. And so when he hit the runway
a little too hard, uh, that's when all of a sudden,
the bigret and then that wing hit toward the wing
fire starts and then it just starts. Then the cabin starts,
to the fuselage starts to roll. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Again, I trust the air traffic controller that actually is
there versus you know, we see we see it. Our
iPhones can't even tell us the weather.

Speaker 9 (37:15):
Yeah, correct, Well we do have one of the passengers.
He did an interview and said that there were no
warning signs that the plane was going to flip, and
he described it as a plane hitting the runway extremely
hard before it popped slightly in the air and then
leaned over. He says there was a giant firewall down
the side and that he could feel the heat through
the windows. When the plane finally came to a stop.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
This is crazy, he said.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
They were all just hanging upside down like bats, and
then everyone was quiet and calm.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yeah, they're probably trying to figure out what the hell happened.
Hell just happened. It looked like that shock daytona crash.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Did you see that?

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Or the car it was are the other car and
then it like it was flying upside down for a
while and then finally hit the ground. And those are
absolutely insane to watch.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well.

Speaker 9 (37:57):
A group of Blue state lawyers tried to stop a
government department called DOGE. Have you guys heard of this,
which stands for the Department of Government Efficiency.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
I haven't heard anything about.

Speaker 9 (38:07):
It, Elon Musk. It's DOGE from accessing info. It's brand
new info at a bunch of federal agencies. So they
also want to stop DOG from firing all these workers.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
At these agencies.

Speaker 9 (38:19):
And doge's goal is to make the government more efficient
by cutting down on the number of federal workers, among
other things. The state lawyers asked a judge to block
DOGE from accessing information and firing people.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
But the judge refused. He said the state lawyers didn't.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Prove that she by the way, that was a female judge.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
She said that I won't blame it on dudes.

Speaker 9 (38:38):
I'm sorry that they didn't prove that doge would cause
immediate harm and it wouldn't be seriously bad for firing.
People are reworking the system, so for now they can
just kind of do their thing without restrictions.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Assume it's a dude, judge, and then she just assumes
it's a dude.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
It's so funny.

Speaker 9 (38:56):
I was picturing Judge Judy, who doesn't just picture judge
duty And I said, did he anyway?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah? Not cool.

Speaker 9 (39:03):
Well, let's talk about this dude. Pope Francis. He's still
in the hospital from a respiratory tract infection and pneumonia.
The Vatican says that his condition is complicated requires more treatment.
Despite this, the Pope's and good spirits, he's still receiving
the Eucharist every day.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Yeah, so we have that clip, Who's God forbid something happens? Well,
they always have somebody in the way. His upcoming jubilee
was canceled.

Speaker 9 (39:38):
Yeah, and you you dedicated, You delegated the Sunday Mass
to someone else.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I see the night.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Oh no, well that's the scariest. That's breaking news.

Speaker 9 (39:49):
The Bob says he's grateful for the support he and
he requests more prayers.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Is that right, Pope? Yes, Jesus, I went to the
Vatican not too long ago, and I was so surprised,
like on outside of the vanaquint the vanakant It it's like,
I don't know, it's like going to Times Square or
going to like or Orlando. Yeah, or you're thirty nine on

(40:14):
all the gift shops of there.

Speaker 9 (40:16):
Oh that saved us when we were there because the
girls were so hot, we didn't have our shoulders covered.
We had to go to skid air shop and yellow wrap. Pope,
I'm very worried about you.

Speaker 11 (40:24):
I'm coming.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I'm just saying I'm a good gesus. Oh, it's not
really about the Bahole.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
And it's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Wednesday morning, February the nineteenth, twenty
twenty five. We are the Woody Show on Woodie. That
is Menace. Hi, We've got Gina grand Hey, there is Sammy.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Sea bask phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We have got an ongoing thing that
has been an experiment over a number of years here
which I can't remember what was the first one that
we did see bass what was that?

Speaker 7 (41:11):
It was a Costco pizza, I think because the original
story from however many years ago was the Christmas tree
at Costco, and so I went to like the yeah
and that and that hope that unveiled that Costco has
apparently this generous return policy, and so we saw the first.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
The first one I have record of us doing was
a cake. Yeah, there was a birthday cake that we
we tried to have returned. Now this is like the
different things testing the return policy of these different places,
because at the time it was a woman who tried
to bring a live Christmas tree that she bought for
the holidays, but it was like way after Christmas. It

(41:46):
was about this time, after the holidays, she tried to
bring it back. Another one we did a Domino's takeout.
We did the dollar store, condoms, the Costco pizza, the
cat painting.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
Yeah, the Dominoes was like they would remain that something
happened and I think I fell in the Dominoes.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah. Yeah, So here here's one. This is Phyllis, this
co worker of Sea Basses, Like they got her a
cake and this is what happened. There is this customer service.
I need to see if I can return this cake
anything wrong with it?

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Her.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Well, here's what.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Happened is he's for Phyllis's birthday.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I'm sorry she passed away.

Speaker 13 (42:26):
Suddenly there was a big office party we had, she's
the office manager.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Where she was.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
There was like an impromptu wing eating competition, like were
the Hooters because she got the no and she was
she was killing him to wave, then jokes.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
And then yeah, so we were gonna have the cake.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
At the end of the note, just down.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah, so Phillis died. But another one where like somebody
died at the office Christmas or the the office birthday
party and they passed out face first into their cake.
I think the other one is one of my favorite.
One was the mother's Day one that you did. Yeah,
this is from back in twenty eighteen as well. Yeah,

(43:13):
mother's Day card that the Sea Bass had bought and
he made a little bit of a mistake.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
And hey, I needed to return this card. It's a
mother's Day card.

Speaker 13 (43:23):
But my girlfriend also has a birthday around the same time,
so I started filling it out to her.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
So obviously I can't give it to my mom unless
you can think of away.

Speaker 13 (43:31):
To rewrite this that says, babe, love you, Thanks for
letting me raw dog your flar box. Yeah, and make
sure's ever let me do this before. And I can't
get it to my mom obviously.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, kind return it.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah, so you know, try to get a return. And
she was trying to really figure out, like what was
going on? How can we maybe make this work?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Return it you wrote on it, yeah, to the wrong person,
not to my mom.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Yeah, if you wrote it, we can not return it.

Speaker 13 (43:56):
Wow, Oh boy, is there any way to rewrite this
that you can? I mean, you have a lot more
experience than I do with cards. I'm not, you know,
a guy, and do that often because I want my
mom thinking about you know, like.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Okay, there's no way of rewriting it like maybe from
your baby, I love you, thanks for birthing me.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
From your Yeah, but you're writing over it.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Yeah, it looks more messy, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I just don't see how to rewrite fard thoughts.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I don't want to suggest that we can just cut
it out anyways, you want to do that.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Well, I think I didn't even think of the cutting idea.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
That's nice and clean.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Let's just do that.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, I think that's I think.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
So, hey, I appreciate the help.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah, so she didn't take it back. But you know
how like the inside of the car and will sometimes
have a piece of paper that's kind of test.

Speaker 9 (44:50):
So easy, I couldn't have been more health right, Yeah,
Like the answer is that No, the answer is let's
figure this out like that.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
The cost pizza one was he literally went but was
it one piece of pepperoni?

Speaker 7 (45:04):
I mean I tried to eat the whole pizza slice,
but I just wasn't satisfied because there was a problem.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah. Yeah, so he he tried to bring the piece
of pizza back to the window at at the Costco
food court.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I apologize, but I need to return my pizza. I
tried to eat though, but it made my will tell
me too full?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Ye think I did right, but then it made my
tummy too full? Yes, please sir, how can I be?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, I need to return my pizza. And what is
a pizza?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Oh there's there's a little bit right there.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
What do you you no, No, nothing on it.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
It just made my will tell me too fully you
realize I'm going for initial pizza.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
Yeah, I was eating and I was like, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Throw you eat the pizza and then you from right
because I got too full and that a recent prod, sir.
It's not I thought was satisfaction guarantee.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
After you, I mean, do you need the whole thing
I left?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
I left that part yeah, after the first five Yeah,
but the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Not the whole thing I left.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
I didn't need that part.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeash, let me get somebody else. Okay, no problem. Okay, now, Gina,
you're new to this. Yeah, did they take it back?

Speaker 10 (46:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
The policy doesn't say, oh, one bite, then you get
to choose.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, that jerk. Yeah, so he had to go get
somebody else.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
I mean I like that. They're moving up the chain here.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah. So yeah, like she entertained him for a moment,
brought this guy over. This guy says, now, that's not
the way it works. He's going to get somebody else.
Gina is the newest person on the block. Do you
think they took it back?

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Absolutely not, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
You got all right?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Oh, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Thanks a lot.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
I tried to Pisa and I took it back. Yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 9 (46:55):
God, this is insane world.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Do we live in the one of customer set us fashion?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
The segment is test. We're stress testing policies, all right,
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a
break that we'll come back. We have the brand new edition.
This is some Valentine's Day stuff, and so the idea
was a Valentine's Day card.

Speaker 7 (47:16):
I got card and I got some some lingerie.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Listening. This is the show, all right, welcome back everybody,
Sea Bass? Will they take it back? He goes into
the stores different things. There was a back to school one.
There were some other ones that we were playing right
before the break. If you missed those, you can get
caught up on the podcast. You have a favorite, I

(47:42):
always have a favorite. The Mother's Day one for me
is number one solid. Yeah, rod Dog, the fartar's going
to get.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Better than will how do I change it from?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
So anyway, this is post Valentine's Day. Sea Bass had
some Valentine's Day stuff? Will they take it back? We'll
hear the setup and then we'll try to have to
guess based on what we're here in their demeanor, and
that's how open they might sound to it. Sometimes we're surprised.
What's the first thing?

Speaker 7 (48:06):
So this first thing is a lingerie. Valentine's lingerie read
like a boustier with I guess you'd call it a
body sence the whole things. You kind of strap it on. Yeah,
Sizacel and I bought it as a present for a
loved one of mine, but there was a problem with
the timing of the gift and some other things. And
so here I am at the return counter of this

(48:28):
large store where you you would you would target the
store if you wanted to buy a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Here's what they say. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
He'll be out here.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
I don't know I'm gonna be able to return this.
It was a Valentine's present from my mama.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
It is this lingerie here.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
The problem is I was supposed to be a surprise present,
and then she's got me a boy friend.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
And then when I showed up, fake Dani was already there.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
They were already head of relations whatever that I wanted
to be fully honest with y'all, she did try it
on and got some of her uh castress on it,
her lady smell.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I don't think there's any stains.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Is that something I can return?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (49:13):
Yeah, well her stress. So this is a technical turn.
It sure is a complicated situation. First, starting with the
fact that this person bought some lingerie for his mother
on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
But by the time I showed up, she was already
she didn't need it anymore. Yeah, she was mid coitus,
but she still tried it on to made me feel better, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
But then got some of her essence on it.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, some of her lady smell on it. Stains though,
no stains, and that was very nice of you to
fully disclose that to the to the person there anybody. Now,
the question is will they take it back warned.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
Because a lot of times with underwear warn stuffy to
have that little protective strip on it.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Well protective strip.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yeah, there's a plastic protective strip that they put.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
Like really, these are lists of things guys will never
know in they're life.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
No, I don't know the strip.

Speaker 7 (50:05):
I had no idea that everybody knew about the strip.
Our our our swim shoots do not have strips. Oh, yeah,
they're just shorts. Yeah, these are like and we can't
leave a snail trap, keep.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Your under on when you're trying to always never.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
You guys, see what it actually looks like. Right, well,
we'll start with the ladies.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Have you ever tried to return any kind of undergarment
or I don't think so something like that. All right,
Gina grab what do you think.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
It's There's absolutely no.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Way, no way they're going to take it back, Sammy,
no way, menace.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
I think because of the type of venue they will
take it back.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
All right.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
So this is a large retail. Yeah, this guy on
guy here too, which is yeah, maybe because maybe he
would look the.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Other way, or maybe it makes it worse. I think
a lot of these things are they just want me
to leave.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yeah, yeah, uh, describe this guy to me? What does
he look like? He looks like the type of guy
who you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (51:00):
The one more answer is like huh yeah, okay, then yes, yeah,
he'll take it early twenty Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I was gonna say, if he's more like fabulous, then nok,
like he wouldn't take it back. Hell no girlfriend, yeah yeah,
ew girl, no nasty. All right, So the lingerie for mom.
Will they take it back? Let's find out is that
something I can return.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Twenty one nineties and you go back on the.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Visas last saver.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
I appreciate it, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Took it back.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
There was no back and forth, there was no problem.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Now here's the question, what do they do with it
once they take it back? Does it go into the incinerator?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
It?

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Mu was the tags are still on it? They could well, dude,
you like to believe.

Speaker 8 (51:44):
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that they take back
that they never put back out.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
But don't they but or is it one of those things?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
This situation with that guy I think is going back
there right? He doesn't know, because here's the thing. I'm sure,
like all managers at retail places, they are probably graded
by amount of shrinkage, you know, lost prevention.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, like I forget that what they call that, you know?
So if any little bits and pieces, especially if a
piece of clothing, they'll look the other way, they'll put
that right back. The stories me and this guy, Yeah,
I worked breed.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
I worked at the Disney store.

Speaker 8 (52:16):
And when I worked there, anything that came back that
was broken or defective or something like that, we had
we would take it back, and then we had a
special box that we put those things in, and then
we had to they were broken, but we had to
ship them back to corporate because it was still inventory
that needed to be accounted for. But we couldn't just
put it back on the floor. But we also had

(52:36):
to prove to corporate that it was damaged back. But
I'm saying, like, that doesn't mean that it's going Just
because they take it doesn't mean it's going back on
the floor.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
This is damaged exactly.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Nobody knows that except for whoever this character you know,
and I know SeaBASS is not going to Bluemi's. So
that's why I bet you that's going back. Yeah, your stuff,
you wear it, maybe you're maybe you're wearing it.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
Oh good, do you have any do you have any
body suits with a big boostiers?

Speaker 2 (53:09):
But then that a bright red y? All right? Will
they take it back? Post Valentine's Day edition?

Speaker 7 (53:16):
This is a Valentine's Day card. It says to my
loving wife, it's got a bunch of stuff in there,
and I'm getting this from a major chain drug store,
which she's like. Half the stuff they sell his cards
and other garbage like that. But there is a little
bit of a twist to this card that I will
explain to the lady here.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Okay, will they take it back? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (53:36):
I want to see about a possible return. I got
this Valentine's card. I was going to propose to my wife.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Okay, there's a prize.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
There's some writing because she's.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
Oh, I know, so my cousin and my family got
really mad.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
It is it you wanted the use? Did I?

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Yeah, here's a will too.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
Happened.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
I proposed to her in front of the whole family
because she's my cousin, and everyone got mad. But I'll
show you what I wrote my cousin Christina, and there
is no statistical increase in our chances of inbreeding, especially
after second cousin.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Where you going? Where are you going? She walked away.

Speaker 14 (54:15):
Now, because for folks who don't know the backstory on
this is I always get mocked on this show for
pointing out quite correctly that once you get to the
second level of cousins, second cousins, there is no statistical
increase in inbrooding.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
She doesn't want to hear about that.

Speaker 15 (54:31):
She ain't got no time. Nobody got Tambidad everybody else,
the cousin, lover, nobody, so many other people you could
choose from, Like why are you fishing in the family bond?

Speaker 7 (54:44):
It's it's down downstream, somewhat very old timing, alright, so
nothing on that one.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Well here's the thing, though, is she she walks away.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
I doesn't ignore it, but she goes to talk to
like the other guy who's at the drug store and
get some more information here.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Okay, I will check it to Dike.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Okay, that's great, And you guys could probably reuse it though,
because what no, because what I.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Wrote down, what I wrote it is not inaccurate.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
What I wrote is it's very true once you get
past that like one eighth match genetic match, the chances
of having like at.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
So she's she's sitting there and she's trying to like
figure out what she can do. She's scanning this thing,
she's looking at stuff. She's asking me, did you put it?
Is this? Because I have I keep all the receipts.
I'm fully papered up here. So now she's asking, wait,
is this on a visa cards? So I think she's
she's kind of trying to find a way.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
She really like you to leave, and that's not going
to happen because you're obviously the guys gonna said there
and argue with her.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Exactly was there a line stacking up behind her?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
And I think she is.

Speaker 7 (55:46):
You can probably tell from her accent she's originally from
Germany and yeah, and so she's she's trying to find
a way. But again, I did write to my cousin
Christine with little heart and stuff on there, so that
will she take it back?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Okay? So the question will she find because she's clearly
trying to, but she doesn't want you to give me.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Will she find a way to? She just said no
three or four times. I don't. I don't think so.
I don't know if they're.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Allowed to, even after all the stuff that you've heard.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Jenna, I know, and I don't know what's wrong with me.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
But for those reasons, I'm going to say that they
will take it back.

Speaker 9 (56:16):
But really, people get no, they get no say so,
you know, it's like it's the policy.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna say no, just because I know all
these places are struggling. They're not going to want to
take anything back.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Maybe the company doesn't, but this woman wants him out
of the store. Yeah, but I don't think she is
not her money.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
I don't think she's allowed to.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
I think she'll take the card and just make it disappear. Okay,
you know what I mean. Like, I don't know if
they have a been like Sammy's Disney where they're going
to like reconcile one car.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Her rest's still gonna be short though. She's not gonna
take it, but she's.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Going to say that she took a card back and
it went back to this customer's account, and then you know,
I had the card here. I don't know where it went.
She was making this body to get to get him
out of the store.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
If you notice, she's not addressing my argument whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yea, she does want your life story? Yeah, yeah, nobody
get so. I'll say yes, they will take it back.
Genus is now menaces No, Sammy, I say yes, they
will take it back. Let's find out the cousin love
and incest card. Here we go.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
So basically, anyway, my whole family flips out because it's
my cousin and abomination against God. I was like, mom, no,
that's not what the genetics say. And my cousin's very
attractive too, Okay, thank you very much, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I have a great day, get out.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
I love her so much.

Speaker 7 (57:34):
Just listening to she's like just beep beep, trying to
find like, what what's the code I can put in
here to go?

Speaker 8 (57:39):
Bye'mitt emergency such a pest.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
There you go, consumer pest, consumer advocate. Sure, okay, all right,
well there you go. Well did you get back the
latest edition some post Valentine's Day stuff? Well, Companies has
always nice work. See, We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
More.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Woody Show is next. Hang on, Bill, this is the
Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody. It is the
Woodie Show. Hey, what it is? Wednesday morning? I was
reading a story. There was a story in the news today.

(58:24):
Maybe this is why I was popping up too. But
you know how there's one story, there's a million stories.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
So I guess the presidents signed in an executive order
yesterday that would reduce the cost of in vitro fertilization amazing,
which is you know, people pay tens of thousands of
dollars per cycle.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
I have friends that have done it. It's like it'll
bankrupt you.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
And so President Trump is calling for a list of
policy recommendations on protecting IVF access and to aggressively reduce
the out of pocket expense amazing for IVF treatment, and
he wants that list within ninety days.

Speaker 11 (58:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Anyway, people played different countries for it.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah. So while I'm uh, well, I'm reading about that,
all of a sudden another article pops up. This woman
in Georgia. She is suing a fertility specialist after a
mix up led to her giving birth to another couple's baby. Yeah,
so she got pregnant, carried the baby, gave birth, and
it was obvious right away that something was wrong. Look

(59:25):
like me, That baby don't look like me? What that
baby don't look like that baby don't? Yeah, she's white
sperm donor white baby black?

Speaker 15 (59:37):
Oh no, no, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
This is a real song. By the way, Shoddy Putt
is the name of the artist.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I'm sorry, you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Don't chip DNA don't just like me that in my
little buddy, So dude, so shotty budd just woke up
like what Yeah, yeah, so the baby comes out black.

(01:00:28):
They had mixed up the samples, had no idea where
her embryos were. But you decided like, hey, you know what,
I'm gonna raise this kid as my own. But then
five months later, the biological parents came knocking. They wanted
their baby. I can't imagine it. Yeah, so she she
gave him the baby, and now she's suing the fertility place.
I think she's only asking for seventy five thousand dollars.

(01:00:50):
That's reasonable, I mean carrying a baby. I just say,
I want way more than just for carrying emotional damage.

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
Well, because the stress that you have to go through
or ivy, if you're doing shots every day and all
this other stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
It is crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
And that means that she'll have to do it all
again to have her own shots.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I'm trying to wait. Looks like anyway, judge my baby.
You can find the baby picture in question on our Instagram.
It's pinned to the top of our account. There. Judge

(01:01:35):
on a baby scale of one to ten one fugly,
one one fugly, ten cute. And then you're reasoning behind
your vote and then Monday, I'm sorry, Monday Friday, we
will have the results.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah, so again, that's at the Woody Show on our Instagram.
We're getting a break Moreoody shows next. Hang on, man,
we are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It's February the nineteenth,

(01:02:11):
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That is meant,
what is up everybody? We got Gina grad Samy is
here Sea Bass phones are open at eighty seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eight seven. So coming
up for you this hour. It's another one of those

(01:02:32):
where I want to share some of the stuff that
I got brought up in our planning meeting that we
have everything okay, we always have a big brainstorming meeting,
right and I make notes of some of the stuff
that got brought up. Some of the stuff is like, wow,
how the hell will we even do that? Yea, yeah,
could we even do that? Are you trying to get

(01:02:53):
us all fired? Somefing is like really good ideas, But
there's no bad ideas in a brainstorm per se. But
it is funny. I did you have a twist on
on the who's idea was it? This time around? So yeah,
that'll be coming up here. We also got a brand
new Redneck News. So what do you show if you've
got more dogs than tin. That's fred big news all right.

(01:03:19):
So today's redneck news is from Fort Myers, Florida. For
the cops, I got to call about some fella who
was drunk and driving a riding lawnmower around town and
destroying multiple mailboxes. Now, some people got it on video.
He crashed in this one mailbox so hard that it
flipped him over the front of the mower, and then

(01:03:41):
he stumbled around in a ditch for a while, hop
back on, then drove off. The police. We're still trying
to id him. But here are some of the witnesses
and the neighbors talking about everything going on there on
the local news. Yeah, man, and turn yourself in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I hope you at least paid for these mailbox is
to be fixed.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Florida Man, episode twenty eight sixteen.

Speaker 13 (01:04:03):
He should be arrested and throwing it for driving while intoxicated.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
On a lawnmower.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Absolutely disgusting, but it's so funny. I can watch it
one hundred times.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
She said, this is probably gonna be the most Floridian
experience you've ever experienced.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Yeah right, yeah, I mean that's pretty Florida Man, right there.
Oh hell yeah. Again, they're still looking for the guy.
All they know is that he's a Steelers fan. He
left a Steeler's hat and a pair of sunglasses behind, which,
as a Steeler fan, is embarrassing. We don't blame him.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Everybody wants that it's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
From Fort Myers, Florida with the cops are looking for
a guy who is drunk and tearing through town and
destroying mailboxes on a riding lawnmower. And that is today's
red Nick Good times. It is embarrassing whenever it's your town, yeah, yeah,
or one of your fans. Yeah, get like, come on, man,

(01:04:56):
what are you doing? Yeah? Eight seven seven forty four, woodie.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
If this is no, all.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Right, welcome back. Try to find my Let's see of
a couple of things that people brought up in the meeting.
We have these planning meetings and there's a lot of
ideas to get thrown around in the planning meeting.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Now, I want you guys to get people in this room.
You guys already know the answer to this because you
were in the meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
I'm going to throw out two things here and then
you guys on the text, just tell me whose idea was.
Who's so the first idea was because it was going
to be pancake Week, National pancake Week, that we would
do a pancake contest where women would send in pictures

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of their boobs, not bear breasted, but just their boobs
or maybe bear breast. We never we never really fleshed
the idea out, so to speak. Or they would send
in a picture of their pancake boobs and then whoever
had the best pancake boobs would win a prize. The
other one was I think it was because it was

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going to be name Day or something like that, and
what does your name mean?

Speaker 11 (01:06:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Yeah, so one of the ideas is what does your
name mean? And we'd all find out what each other's
names meant. And the other one was for National Pancake
Week where women with you know, flat chests, flabby bobs
like pancake boobs, yeah, whatever, would would send in. So

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whose idea was? Who's who? One of them was Morgan's idea.
The other one was Sammy's idea if you can guess. Yeah,
so I'll let I let you marinate on that one
for a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Of the pancakes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Yeah, did you see the did you see the story
about the guy he's from Michigan. But he got in
his car, he drove seven hundred miles to Pennsylvania where
he set this guy, this guy's house on fire. The
house is a total loss. Oh no, why because the

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guy who owned the house was talking to this dude's
ex girlfriend online and had found out that they had
made plans for her to come visit him there in
Pennsylvania the following week. So I guess he figured, how
are you gonna do that without a house play out?
Telly showed him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Now again they weren't even together. This is the ex girlfriend,
and he somehow found out that this is going on.
So anyway, six adults in the house were hospitalized with injuries.
Two dogs died in the fire. So the cops, he
tracked this guy down there rest of them, and they
charged them with six counts of attempted criminal homicide, arson,

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and risking catastrophe. Now this guy is screwed because I
looked it up for attempted criminal homicide, he's looking at
between ten and thirty years per count.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
And there are six of those for the arson charge
because people were injured. For if it wasn't injured or
there wasn't any injuries, it'd be like ten to fifteen years,
but because people were injured, it's a first degree felony,
which by itself could end up being life imprisonment, and
then the risking catastrophe charge carries a five to ten year.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Since I'm okay with all of this, Yeah, we don't
face idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
It was it was your ex dog.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
And now we know why she broke up with even.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
If it wasn't your X. Yeah, dumb ass. Do you
do you guys ever have like a crazy X? I
not like you burned your house down. I have a
crazy I mean I have a few. Yeah, I told
them to. Gina doesn't know about these stories, please tell me.
I think the craziest one was the girl who made
up that she had cancer. Yeah she faked cancer level.

(01:09:12):
Oh yeah, she's like a kindergarten teacher. Now according to
some Facebook research that Greg or somebody did so, was she.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Like a pathological liar or just compulsive liar? Pathological? Like
she was flying about everything?

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
I think?

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
So, yeah, get sympathy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
I guess she also made up some other story and
Menace remembers this one because dude, anyway, because Medas was
online trying to find any kind of story about it, because,
like an idiot, I just bought it hook line and sinker.
She said that her sister got killed by a drunk driver,
and the drunk driver was this guy who I guess

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had just gotten out of the military or something, and
they found her cell phone on the side of the road.
And I'm like, I reflected, but I look back on
I go, what dumbass, I can't believe me of all people.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
Yeah, I feel like she's so because half the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Time I got like, whatever, I don't believe that, Like
I'm so skeptical and cynical, and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
But that's something that why would you lie about? And
like to be like, I don't believe.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
You you're lying would be horribles.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
So she was.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
She was the craziest one. And then there was another
crazy situation. Uh where this you know chick that I
was dating because I get up early to go to work,
and so she was at my place. She stayed the night,
and then the next morning when she woke up, I
wasn't there. She was just a shower and let herself out. Whatever. Well,
she goes through my nightstand, of course, and then I
I it was a it was just a dude's apartment, right,

(01:10:37):
let's get i'd random stuff in there, just I mean
all kinds of a junk drawer. I mean, I don't
have pictures of anybody who knew me in my single days.
I don't have pictures of people up around the place.
I just don't do that. I do have pictures, but
they're usually like in back in the days when everybody
would print them out, they being like in stacks and throwing. Anyway,
I had a stack of pictures in this drawer which

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she went through, and she found this picture of this woman,
huh about thirty ish, you know, uh, looking pretty, And
she goes, who's this bitch? And she ripped it up
without even asking into a million people. But then she
told me about it. Yeah, she goes, I found some
picture of some ex girlfriend in your night's dand drawer.

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So I tore it up and it's in the garbage can.

Speaker 11 (01:11:25):
I go.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
I'm thinking, I'm thinking to myself, I'm not the guy
who ever keeps pictures of anybody. Yeah, I don't keep
pictures of ex'es. Yeah, I don't keep anything from x'es.
I'm not that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Yeah, So I'm killing myself trying.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
To think, like, man, what would that be a picture
of Now, I'd been married at one point, but I
didn't even have pictures of her at that point. And
then I got home and I looked in the trash
can and I took the pieces out and I put
the little puzzle together, and I go, God, damn it.
It was an old picture, like olin mill picture of

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my mother from back when she was like thirty years old.

Speaker 8 (01:12:04):
Yeah, so that's crazy, Yeah, psycho, psycho pitch, that's a
picture of my mother.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
What a picture is older?

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
That's what I was about to say, like, and that
was my first response. I mean, like that shows how
dumb you are. Yeah, that you can't even tell that
it was an old photograph.

Speaker 9 (01:12:26):
She was in bell bottoms And who's this bitch that loves.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
The texture of a photo, the coloring of a photo
on how old it is?

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
So what did she say when you told it was
your mom?

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. She brought it to
a place that and this is yes, so she brought
to it. Yeah, like it gets more strange, reconstructed it
and then did some kind of photoshop thing on it.
So and then she Now keep in mind at the time,
it was like a wallet sized thing. It wasn't like

(01:12:58):
a it wasn't like a huge picture. I don't know.
It's like a tribute picture, like it's a little tiny picture.
But now when she had reconstructed it was like a
you know, eight by ten or whatever frame, and she
gifted it to me as a gift, as a gift
like here, look look that I did. I was able
to have it, I was able to have it restored,
and she gave it to me. I didn't know she

(01:13:24):
did it. She used it as a surprise gift, gave
it to me while we were sitting there at dinner
with my mother and stepfather. So I imagine my mother's
surprise when the gift that I was just given by
this girlfriend of mine is a picture of her in
a frame.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
You have to explain if somebody has to explain why
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Later, she goes, why would she give you that? I said,
long story, I'll tell you later, which is not around anyway.
She wasn't a favorite. Those are the two craziest one. Now,
I've had others who were you know, my ex wife
is like one of those crazy jealous types. And that's
where I learned to get away from that. But then again,
I got this other one who I didn't see that coming.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
I've had.

Speaker 9 (01:14:10):
I had a long term boyfriend who kept threatening to
off himself.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
If I broke out, Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:14:17):
And I was young enough to not really you know,
know what to do, like, oh, I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
I have to stay here forever.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
I guess I live here now. Didn't love that I alive.
Oh yeah, he's married a kid.

Speaker 9 (01:14:30):
But that's why I went to I went to therapy
as an adult, and she was like, what can I
do for my.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
I gotta figure out how to get out of this chickle?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
I needed her.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
That sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
Yeah. It was not my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
And I was never very good at breaking up with people,
like I would do it, but it had to be like,
you know, I really went out of my way to
kind of give hints. I wasn't being a dick.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
Do you kind of just start breaking away?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Yeah? Yeah, but I was, you know, because I lost interest,
and I'm not very good at faking interest.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Yeah you know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Yeah, so I was. I was trying to like, please,
like I was hoping, like, oh, please break up with me.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
I would so much rather be broken up to the
breaking me too, because.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
I always felt guilty even though I didn't do anything
like this bitch was crazy. She lied about Oh and
then oh, the girl who made up the cancer thinging
about her sister dying. She had moved out. She had
been living with me at the time. It was a
long story, long anyway, she moved out. She got this roommate.
Roommate calls me after we broke up, like two months earlier.

(01:15:32):
Her roommate calls me and goes, hey, she owes me money.
I go, not surprised. She shows me money and she
tells me that you stole her tax refund.

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
I go, what are you talking about? Yeah? She said
that the check had gotten sent to her old address,
which would be my address. Huh and that and then
I saw it and I just cashed it. Okay, do that?
And I go, people do do that? But yeah, do that? No,
not even close of being true.

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
She was.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I figured that was a lie. I'm like that. I
told her some of the other stuff about the cancer
and about the the dead the dead sister, and she's like,
oh my god, because you know what, she can keep
the money. And then she got.

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
Out of there.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
Oh good, can you imagine this is your kid's teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Yes, she's apparently a kindergarten teacher in Wisconsin. Yep, dodge
that bone. Yeah, you still know when people are psycho. Yeah,
I mean you had to admit, like you had that one.
She was she was crazy fun. I don't know what
about in a relationship, but you had that, you know,
the Filipino chick. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
No, she was super fun, crazy, but she was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
I mean she's like I already hard. That was the issues,
Like you know, with this job, I can't like go
hang out with all of her friends and go party
at a bar.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Yeah, the energy didn't match. And we all loved her.
We loved her to death. She was great.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Yeah, but you couldn't hang but yeah, it's like what
do you do? Yeah, there was no like major drama.
It's like, hey, you want to go live your life,
you should go do that because this is what I
do for anything.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
So I said, I had an ex in college who
I guess had a voodoo doll of me and I
only found out through her roommate. And when I pretended
to find it and asked her about it, she said
that she needed to try anything to keep me around
and that she started seeing a medium as well, wow,
and asking them how to keep me with her. Oh
my god, Woa.

Speaker 9 (01:17:27):
That reminds me a guy I broke up with in
college went to a medium to try and get me
back and said that don't worry because the guy she
ends up with is going to be her brother from
another life. And like that's gross and don't worry about her.
So I guess Andy and I were stiblings.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
So I said I had a girl thrown me on
pink paint on my mailbox and left notes written in
crayon to my parents.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
That's something as serial killer does.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
That's insane.

Speaker 8 (01:17:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Let's see this one says I lived in New Hampshire
had an ex that lived in South Carolina. She broke
up with me and then would get pissed that I
was talking to other women after we broke up and
hacked my social media accounts to see who I was
talking to. It would send me messages to them. She
was crazy. Wow of this one eight o eight. My
crazy ex haunts me every other month since breaking up

(01:18:19):
with her nineteen years ago. What Oh no, I have
several nine iron strategically placed around the house just in.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Case, can't you get like a restraining order.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
I mean, I guess if they don't do anything, like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
You gotta wait till they hurt you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Yeah, they'd have to break into the house.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Insane.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Yeah, I just oh my god. So there's two things
like the idea of starting over with somebody new, like
a new relationship, that sounds awful. And then also when
I see anybody has got a new baby, oh god,
like a newborn, like our friend just had that dead
baby ver Nope. My wife and I both like, yeah,

(01:18:57):
thank god because at least now it's like we've been
together for sixteen years. Yeah, we know the crazy that
we're married to, right, her with me and me with her.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
It's all familiar with that crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
All my friends like, okay, the first year they're hyped
and then eat two it just starts going down. Hell
kids with kids, and then they just like they hate it.

Speaker 10 (01:19:19):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I know there's probably people listening to absolutely love it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
And I did have a friend that loved being a dad,
and I think he was like the best dad. He
would take them to you know, theme parks like all
the time and do all this stuff. And now they're
growing up, they don't even talk to him. I'm like, really, guy,
I suck. That sucks, and it's all drama has to
do with the mother. But I'm like, dude, like I
saw this guy bend over backwards for his kids. Yeah,

(01:19:42):
and it's it's terrible, and like he was the only
one out of my friend's group who like never complained
about being a dad.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Yeah, I mean that sucks, but it's also you know,
being a parent is not one of those give to
get things. Yeah, you give because it's the right thing
to do, and because you do love those little boogers,
you know what I mean, Yeah, you love them, But
at the same time, like you can't do it expecting
that there's going to be that same return that you
would getut of a friendship.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Yeah, I'm not saying that. I'm just looking at you know,
from outside. He didn't have that attitude. But it just sucks.
You actually see somebody putting in that much. Yeah no, yeah, yeah,
it bounce.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Yeah. So it said I had an ex write me
over one hundred letters, fully decorated and dated. We dated
for a month and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
That like they got nothing else to do.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Crazy, all right, So the results it's amazing. You guys
know the show so well. I gave you two things
that got brought up in one of these brain stormy
meetings that we talked about, well, hey, what are going
to do next week on the show. One of them
was what does your name mean? So we would do
a whole segment about what everybody's name meant. The other
one was in honor of National Pancake Week, and then

(01:20:53):
women would send in pictures of their pancake boobs. You
got pancake boobs sending pictures of their pancake boobs, and
then we would figure out which ones were the quote
best and that, and then that woman would win a prize.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
And one of those ideas belonged to Sammy, and one
of those ideas belonged to Morgan. Thank you, all right.
And nobody on the text at least got it wrong,
not one person from what I can see, and I've
been trying to keep an eye as we're talking about
these crazy x's and stuff, not one of them. I guess.
The pancake boob idea would have been Sammy. What you

(01:21:30):
guys are really good? You guys know us so well.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
I did have one issue with the pancake boob idea,
because I never thought pancake being related to boobs. It
was always the butt.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Well, yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 12 (01:21:44):
Go ahead, Morgan, I think we can kind of expand
it to do boobs or but I also set up
an email if we want to go through with those
what do you show pancakes at yahoo dot com? So
you know it is it is this week.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
So and pancake boobs were kind of like long and
like flat.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
That's why I thought, like, you know, they used to
be perky and now they're just kind of laying flat.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Yeah, that's what I thought they were.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Yeah, like deflated football.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
When people always talked about pancakes, at least in my
friend's circle or people that I knew, it was always
ass the flat ass right.

Speaker 12 (01:22:17):
Actually, yeah, good brainstorming guys. Okay, so now it's both.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Well i've heard it for both. Okay, yeah, I never
heard of I have absolutely heard it with boo.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
No, I've definitely heard with boobs because yeah, they're either
big heavy deflated footballs they just hang down there's absolutely
no perk to them, watermelon, or they're just super small
where I mean, you don't even use a bra for there, like.

Speaker 9 (01:22:41):
If you put a rock in the bottom of like
a knee sock and like swung.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
It, those big heavier swinging ones.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Yeah, but like flats.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Yeah, somebody said called the pancake bo was flapjacks. I've
heard that before too, flat gass, flap jack. I can't
say the word, they can't.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Yeah that I've heard flat jacks.

Speaker 12 (01:23:00):
Right, yeah, So what do you show pancakes at yahoo
dot com?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Send them over.

Speaker 12 (01:23:06):
And then we can figure out.

Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
I know you got you're selling it interested.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
I'm just ready, all right eight seven four Woody text
us over to two two nine eighty seven. Send your
flapjacks or your pancake ass What do you show pancakes?
Pancakes or pancake?

Speaker 12 (01:23:25):
Well, I mean you could send a picture of one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
No no, no, no, Like, what's the email pancake or pancakes?

Speaker 12 (01:23:30):
The email pancakes plural with.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
What do you show pancakes at yahoo dot com? This is,
by the way, this is a project of Morgan's. Let her,
let her have fun.

Speaker 12 (01:23:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Back to the show. All right, So Morgan is collecting
uh pictures of ladies, your your pancake boobs or your
pancake butts.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
Yeah, personally, what do you do you h what are
you doing with these Morgans?

Speaker 12 (01:23:52):
Well, we're going to send someone a prize.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Right, Oh you're really doing that?

Speaker 12 (01:23:55):
I mean if I get submissions, you know what. I've
gotten two emails already, nice from men. Dude, So sorry, guys,
this is not for you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Yeah, like somebody else brought this up to and I agree.
I forgot about these, Like the those pancake areolas.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Oh yeah, the big ones.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Oh my god, we're like the the areol is almost
as big as the boob itself.

Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
Look.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Yeah, it kind of creased me out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
That's tough.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
I'd imagine the same as like a woman who sees
an uncircumcised penis like kind of catches you up.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
Yeah you do adult take.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Or just a man's body. Where's hand?

Speaker 12 (01:24:30):
Yeah, I'd rather not get those pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
You want to hear another another idea Morgan had from
one of the meetings. Yes, okay, oh yeah, see if
you guys remember this one. Her idea was somebody from
the show brings in old food from their refrigerator and
the rest of us have to eat it and test
if it's gone bad. To see if it's food poisoned.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
The worst idea that was.

Speaker 8 (01:24:52):
Her idea to bring in her food that had gone
bad us to eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Yea.

Speaker 12 (01:24:56):
It had a cute name though, because it was going
to be called will it food poison?

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
I mean, we won't get skinny. Although I have to
tell you.

Speaker 9 (01:25:05):
I have to tell you I just ate five day
old salmon and had no problems. I think I might
be up for some of the chick because I am
terrified of food poisoning. And I got the salmon on
Monday and I ate on Saturday and I was totally fine.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
What is what is the rule with that? Though? Was
it frozen?

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
No, it wasn't in five days old?

Speaker 8 (01:25:24):
And the fridge isn't that bad Morgan's food? She didn't
have electricity, so her fridge had it been She wanted
to give us a spoiled food.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
That is a nice part. She wasn't going to eat
it to see if her food was right. She wanted
us to eat it right.

Speaker 12 (01:25:39):
But I still have some cans of tuna that were recalled.
I don't know why I've held onto them. We could
do it with that, now, you could do it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
That's like a great idea.

Speaker 12 (01:25:48):
I'll do it alone.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
But I just had food poisoning from PF not PF
chanins from the Panda Express. That a man, I have
this suck. I have a theory on that. Actually on
the Panda Express food poisoning. What was it the zet
bound Did you have steak by chance? Nope? No orange chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Where are you going with this?

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
And I've had no By the way, did the zet
bound stuff no side effect? Neither? On Govy, I did
a little bit like the first day or two after
taking that, I would feel nauseous.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Okay, yeah, I hear, we will gov and then O
zepic like people kind of get upset stomach. I have
not gotten nothing from ze bound at all. Yeah, but
do you think there's a steak correlation. Yeah, there's some
maybe maybe a steak issue.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Wow, Like what what would be the steak issue? I
don't know. I don't know. They thank you, No, I'm
asking if you had it. No I didn't. Just yeah,
I had an issue, which was a bummer because I
love that stuff. I've not been back since. I will
go back.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
Yeah, trust you.

Speaker 12 (01:26:45):
Probably lost a pound though.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Yeah, you're welcome because I was, man, I was barfing.
That sucks?

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Is that when you came in? Literally gray?

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Yeah, and I was like leaning up against the window
like all morning.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
That was insane.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Yeah, power through the show was leaning up against the
wall in the window like all morning, anytime the mics
weren't on, That's where I was. That sucked. It was crazy,
blowny nipples.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
That's what Yeah, Yeah, that's what Gina said.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Yeah, then pancakes, you know, set them off wood You
show pancakes at yahoo dot com from Morgan. This is
her own independently operated context.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
Is she going to give an I Hop gift card?

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
I don't know what she's doing.

Speaker 12 (01:27:20):
Oh that's good, But I don't want to spend my
own money on this. I was just gonna, you know,
maybe a sticker.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
More Woody Shows, Next Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Shows, The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
All right, Welcome back, everybody. Today is Wednesday. It's February
the nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Today's most delicious holiday is
National Chocolate mid Day. Okay, and I do realize they
based on the face that Sam It just made too
not everybody's a fan of mint and chocolate.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
Yeah, is one of the greatest ice creams.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Of all. That's that is my favorite ice cream chocolate
chip so good. Sammy's a food psychopath.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
Yeah, I don't like anything chocolate. I don't like the
girls cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
What is it about? What about Andy's candies?

Speaker 8 (01:28:14):
It's a combination. It's like brushing your teeth eating.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
I knew it was gonna be toothpaste.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah, wait, is and Andy's candies? That that little.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Yeah tis National air Boat Day. Shout to air boats
and get on the air boat. It's a lash day, ladies, Yes, please,
it's prevent Plagiarism Day. Sure, it's a tug of war day.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
Let's do it.

Speaker 11 (01:28:40):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
You know, the biggest movies in America right now, Captain America, Brave,
New World number one Nice this week. People don't tire
of the superhero crap. I guess see bass I don't
think it's the only thing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
It got crapped on too by.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Yeah. The last handful of the movies that came out,
we'ren't doing so hot. And this one just kind of like,
you know, well, the cop of Chip is, it's kids movies.
It's Paddington in perug Man. MUFAs is still up there. Yeah,
so yeah. For the rest of the top five, Paddington
in Peru was second. Hard Eyes, which is not a
kid's movie. That's like a gory, you know, kind of
horror thing.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
That's still that's still children.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
That's it. Number three, Hard Eyes the.

Speaker 7 (01:29:16):
Number one purveyor of all horror.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Movies are teenage girls. Okay, yeah, it's a rated R.
I'm saying it's not a kids movie. Dog Man's in
fourth place, and then you got this Chinese language animated
film Nieja two. Oh it's in theaters at number five. Now,
how bad does your movie suck to get beaten by
a movie in Chinese in America? Huh wow, Not that

(01:29:39):
it can't be like in the top ten or twelve
or whatever, but it's number five. What do you don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
The plot here? It is after the catastrophe. Although the
souls of Nisia and Albang were saved, their bodies would
soon be shattered, so Taizas Enzern planned to use the
Seven Color Artist to build their bodies. Sure, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Following the Super Bowl halftime show, Kendrick Lamar became the
first rapper to have three top ten albums in the
same week.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
The last person to have three top ten albums at
once was Taylor Swift. She had five. That was twenty
twenty three. Prior to that, Prince did it twice in
the month after he died in twenty sixteen. One week
he had three top tens, the next week he had five.
Kendrick also became the first rapper with one hundred million
monthly listeners on Spotify. Only eight other artists have reached

(01:30:25):
that number before him, and speaking of a Super Bowl bump,
Kendrick's special guest in New Orleans, Sizza saw her album
jump to number two on the Billboard Top two hundred.
It is the first time two performers from the Super
Bowl halftime show have been number one and number two
the week after the game, which I find to be interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
Yeah, their tour next year, both of them are touring, right,
that's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
Oh, it's gonna be pretty big.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Twelve hundred dollars getting the door. Yeah, they're touring together. Yeah, yeah, okay,
that's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
It be massive.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Yeah. Yeah, Let's see the morons who are out there
who are going to ruin it for everybody? Are these
people who try to do a gotcha with celebrities?

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
No, you know, like a celebrity is nice enough, like
you see them, they go, oh, hey man, hey man,
can I get a Can I get a picture?

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
And they go sure, and then they tell you or something.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Yeah. So anyway, Jerry Seinfeld was stopped at this guy
in New York City, but instead of a picture, the
guy shot a video where he made a peace sign
and did can I.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Get a selfiere?

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Free plastie?

Speaker 7 (01:31:27):
I don't care about fouls.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
That's sad, that's sad.

Speaker 9 (01:31:33):
What response do you think you're gonna from Seinfeld to
famously does not care what anyone thinks of him?

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Yeah. Also, like you know, like apparently he's the spokesperson
for the face of all Jews. Like so he's doing
his his shows like people are like standing up screaming stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Yeah, he's been having a Tacklers for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
He has a new tour as well. But this is
why we can't have nice things, Like you're ruining it
for everybody. So nobody's gonna agree to take pictures or
stop and say fatal hide the fans anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
Yeah, there's no point.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
But yeah, they don't want to get ambushed by some douchebag.
Vince Gillian, who was the creator of Walter White and
Breaking Bad. Yeah. He says that he needs to see
more good guys leading TV shows in the future. He
said that he would rather be celebrated for creating a
character that was quote a bit more inspiring. He was

(01:32:18):
accepting an award from the Writer's Guild and he said
the characters like Walter or Darth Vader, Hannibal Lecter have
become aspirational ye, rather than quote the cautionary player they
were created to be. Uh No, they're inspirational. Vince thinks, yeah,
I told you like Breaking Bad kind of warped by
one buddy's like sense of reality to where he thought, like, dude,
I can do this meth thing.

Speaker 9 (01:32:40):
Yeah, it inspired a lot of people, Yeah, a lot
of teachers.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Vince thinks that the world needs are good old fashioned,
Greatest generation types who give more than they take. Yeah,
father knows best, who think that kindness, tolerance, and sacrifice
aren't strictly for chumps. But who would watch that? Well?

Speaker 9 (01:32:55):
And also, if we're being honest here, yeah, Vince, where's
your contribution to that? Because we know that what we're
entertained by is Walter White.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:33:02):
Well, I'm looking at the top dramas right now, and
it's land Man with the guys. An a hole.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
I mean he's a good an a hole White lotus
everyone there's a jerk.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Yep. Obviously we got the rehearsal. Yeah, times that you're
rooting for the bad guy, like you were rooting for Walter.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
White every day almost everything.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
That's what he's saying is let's get away from this.
That's why you need to watch Baling out Loud on.
I did watch an episode. Yeah, watch, I watched the
first one. I thought it was good. I was over
it by the end of the first episode, like you
got it, yeah, Like I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
Well, wait until she tries to ride a bike.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Yeah. And I think they kind of gave away too much,
like in the previews, like at the end of the
first episode, like still to come on, you know, I
hate out Loud. Yeah, it's like they're looking for like
her and her boyfriend are looking for apartments. It's like
that was like the whole goal of the entire show, right,
and so they're already showing previews with them, like it
should be a little bit more building up to can
she go to the grocery store and do things about
freaking out and smashing the produce or whatever. She was

(01:34:03):
beating the crap out of the chicken. Yeah, and also
like some of the ticks become annoying after a while,
what like that one's all right? The vulgar ones I find, Okay,
it's the ones like, you know, slap that chicken, Slap
that chicken. They slapped that rotstary chicken thing. And I
forget what the other one was. There was some noise
that she makes.

Speaker 7 (01:34:22):
If your whole show is based on catch phrases, I
could see that run in its course real fast.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Yeah. The bald one's funny, Yeah, I find because she
sees somebody who's bald and she can't help but say,
you know you. The other one was, but yeah, why
I watched the first step of that. It was it
was interesting. I felt bad for her, you know, going
going through all that, and it also sucks for her siblings.
Of the people I feel sorry for, yeah, and the parents.

(01:34:48):
You know, everybody else is involved, Beau. They're trying to
be cool and there's only certain things you can do
because you can't take around in the places without getting
triggered and yelling the f word or yelling, yelling different
inappropriate things out there. Yeah, but it it was good,
It was worth checking out. I didn't fall in love
with the way that Greg fall in love with.

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Yeah, Medic and Greg are obsessed.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Yeah, obsessed. That's another word to starting to get overused
by the way.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
I do think they kind of are obsessed. Yeah for sure. Yeah, obsessed.
But we like doing our little recaps together.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
But does anybody find that people are using obsessed a
lot more lately?

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Oh, don't follow any makeup in floors? Hey girls, I'm
obsessed with this, and.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
I think that's the problem.

Speaker 7 (01:35:29):
One of the Internet has done is obsessed to the
new Literally, well, it's it's driven all language to hyperboles. Yes,
because unless you say that, it's and if you say,
oh I like this new makeup, then no one's not enough.
No one's gonna click on your your blog post.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
You got to say that you're obsessed.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
We're talking about makeup. Can I shout out, some dude?
So I was at Alta like I usually am, and
you know, to shopping and so Billie Eilish has a
perfume line like everybody else. Right, so she has two
per right, one is gold one is black the gold one.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Check this out.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
If you've ever been to the Aria Hotel and casino,
it smells exactly like that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
It's insane.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
It's kind of like a vanilla. It smells like the Aria.
I should buy it for you. Yeah, my wife bought
me an oil diffuser. Yeah with that sense, Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
I wouldn't die. I wouldn't be walking around like wearing
that as a as a as a scent.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
But I do like it for yeah, yeah, I need
to buyas so, yeah we can do kisses, but no,
I I'll pick it up just so you can smell it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
It's insane, and again just out of curiosity. Like so
you don't use makeup of any kind yourself, do you know?
But you're always in these makeup store But I'm like
out chopping, I know. But there's a lot of places
that I would just walk right by because there's nothing
there for me. I'm just wondering what's I just like,
what's the attraction of the makeup place when you're not
a makeup.

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
I mean, I don't buy anything in there, but I
just like, uh, you know, learning on which celebrity has.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
The new line?

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
Are, like, you know, what's hot? What's not you know
what's clearing off the shelves.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Just dam girl being in the now. So like when
you when you're heading out with a bunch of chicks.

Speaker 11 (01:37:13):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
You know what they also have in their sea bass
and I think about you when I see it, is
that well that mask that has.

Speaker 14 (01:37:20):
The red Yeah, yeah, the red mass selling the garbage
and like the sky mall for decades, big and it
never doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
There's no dollars. Yeah, they should be illegal to sell.
What about the what about those things? I've seen them
online where people put the thing on their face they like,
and then they peel it up and like all the
little white heads and black heads come out.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
It looks like a prickly Yeah take too though.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
They have ones that look like panda bears and stuff.
Does it? Does it not work?

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:37:48):
I've I've seen like the debunking stuff and like the
ones you put on the bottom of your feet and
all those those like when they're exposed to air, they
turn a different color that's not coming out of your body.

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
So I think there's some similarities with it's a.

Speaker 9 (01:38:00):
Strip it right, But hey, I'm just I'm saying when
you peel it up and there taking out stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
If I'm saying, but if you saw it like that
with a little it looks like that'd be awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
Yet they've had those nose strips forever. Yeah, you're sitting
on there one moment.

Speaker 7 (01:38:16):
They're coming back now because I remember those being big,
like in the early two thousands.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
Yeah, I've seen it a lot lately on them, but
especially the feet one.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
What are you talking about the whole face or just
the nose.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Yeah, I saw something with the like the fig goes
round the eyes, the forehead and then on the cheeks
and across the nose, and then when they take it off,
remember it was stuck in the skin is like is
like sticking out like a little peg almost from the
surface of the underside of that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
Okay, so it's like a porste from the whole face.

Speaker 8 (01:38:45):
What you're talking about is just a face mask that
just lays on your face kind of the same way
that you would put on some kind of like moisturizer
that sits and then washes it off.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
There's just the blackheads and stuff out there, all right,
All right, top the Birthdays.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Show is Shiverday.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
We're gonna left its Shiverday we're gonna sit. The tag
was like it's Shiver day and you know we don't
do He's starting with the celebrities. Heavy birthday to Millie
Bobby Brown, who's eleven on Stranger Things. She's twenty one today.
Jeff Daniels Harry and the Dumb and Dumber Movies is seventy.
Leslie David Baker Stanley on The Office, Oh yeah, he

(01:39:25):
is sixty seven. Seal who just had a big Super
Bowl commercial with Mountain Dew, He is sixty two. Actress
Victoria Justice is thirty two. Benizio del Toro is fifty eight.
Jackson pace Gage on The Walking Dead. Also, Chris Brody
on Homeland is twenty six. Justine Bateman, who back in
the day was Mallory Keaton a Fama Tize. Oh she's

(01:39:48):
fifty nine. Tony Iomi from Black Sabbath is seventy seven,
and Smoky Mother Efan Robinson is eighty five years old.
Today your porno birthday is Diamond Banks and today's birthday Girl.
She is eaten more junk than a billy goat in
one hundred and thirty eight fine films, including Chocolate Skin,
Cutie rides her driving instructor. She was in Ghetto Gaggers

(01:40:12):
Volume one.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
She was in the holiday classic Santa's TRK Shop Boyce,
also one of Morgan's favorites. Boxing training leads to hot
sex always. She was in anal gaping nurses and who
can forget her untreatable role in Licensed to.

Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
Squirt, I needed to be permitted.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
It's a Diamond Banks who is twenty nine years old today,
and that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a little look of what's happening around the
world of entertainment here this morning on The Woodie.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Show in Sensitivity Training for a politically correct World.

Speaker 15 (01:40:47):
The Witty Show, I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
All right, let's go do it for Wednesday morning, everybody. Yeah,
you can find the full show podcast, also the abbreviated
fifteen to thirty minute we call it the Highlight podcast. Actually,
you can find that on our website. Just go to
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they take it back? We've had some classics in the past,

(01:41:15):
and this one was SeaBASS trying to return his Valentine's
Day cards, So if you miss that, you can get
caught up on the Wednesday podcast there at the woodieshow
dot com. Tomorrow is funeral day, Greg's brother. His funeral
is tomorrow. We're gonna be there in support of Greg.
So we're taking the day off because the funerals tomorrow
morning and then there's a whole reception afterwards, and so

(01:41:38):
we're gonna be there for Greg tomorrow. But we'll be
back on Friday with a brand new show. Now tomorrow,
it's still gonna be a show on the air. You know,
we always say if you haven't heard it, it's new
to you. So that anything you got for us in
the meantime, you can leave on the after hours voicemail
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(01:42:00):
baby photo up there. Yeah, so I know on Friday
we'll go back through all the feedback and see what
everybody had to say and give this baby an official
ranking or a score on the baby one to ten.
So it's there pinned to the top of our Instagram
page at The Woody Show says Greg is not here.
I always tell you thank you so much for giving
the Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning.

(01:42:22):
You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of guys can suck it. Catch you back here tomorrow.
I have a great day. SMD Doublem. I quit this bitch.