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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion
is it lies the Woody Shows.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody. Good morning Boody. Today is Thursday.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
It is February the twentieth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
My name is Woody. That is Menace. Hi, Gina grad Hi,
there's Sammy.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
We got Sea Bass born is here in the show
production department. We've got Morgan our associate producer, Von our
video producer. And today is unfortunately, funeral day. Today is
Greg's brother's funeral, and so we are taking the day
off today so we can go attend that funeral and
be there for Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We'll all be back live here tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
But just because the show is not on the air
live today doesn't mean we don't have a full show
lined up for you.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
We do. And as we always say, if you haven't
heard it, it's new to you.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
That's right coming up on the show today, This smart
ass game Gina against Sea Bass also around a fat chick,
skinny chick.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh wow, that's that's always good. We're gonna get into
the after hours.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Voicemails eight seven seven forty four Woodie, We've got that topic.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
What's a hill that you're willing to die on? Right?
And yeah, we got that? Yeah, what small hill are
you willing to die on?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Here's one we go, Hey, show, I am calling about
the diarrhea of questions. This is the hill that I'm
willing to die on.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
This one goes out for Sammy.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Girls with guy friends think that guys don't want to
do them.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
You're dumb. All guys are waiting for the opportunity to
put it in.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So Sammy, you.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Lied about your little trip that friend wanted to do you.
They're only staying friends.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Waiting for the chance. Wake up.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
So girls that say all, he's only a friend. He
gave me a break. He wants to get it in.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Hi him.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
I mean, he is just a friend.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
He's trying to help you. This is why he, I think,
is being a little bit more aggressive with it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Bibe all this ass asked directly. I understand he's your
friend from how you feel about him. But what he's
saying is do you think if that your friend had
the opportunity to hook up he would do it?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
No? Okay, that's what this is.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Where Doug us in the call live in reality and
you don't.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
But see, I disagree because we have this argument when
people say, oh, I don't want a gay dude in
the locker room, he's gonna check me out in the shower.
And I always point out gay guys are not attracted
to one percent of men. Don't keep yourself that much credit.
But don't you think that?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
As so, basically, as a straight man, what you're saying
is you're attracted to every woman on the planet pretty much.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
But no, no, no, no, no, no, but not so. And
I can't speak for you, Greg, I'm saying, but remember
back when you're let's go back in time when you
were straight. Sure, okay, yeah, straight guys don't even have
to speak to somebody. You just pass somebody and you go,
would wouldn't Yeah, yep, wouldn't. Right, It's a snap decision.
(03:48):
It is.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
So whenever he first saw Sammy and you know they're friends,
of course, but like he already he still knows whatever
the current answer is, whether he's ever going to make
that move or whatever. That's a from question. But he's
sitting there and you go, yep or nope. But the
chances are.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He's a guy. Yep, she's she's got all her limbs, right, Okay,
so she doesn't need the motorized scooter.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Do you look anything or act anything like his current
girlfriend slash wife?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
It's his wife.
Speaker 10 (04:19):
Are you his type?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Well you could tell.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (04:23):
I mean, I don't think I look like her.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
I would say, no, I don't.
Speaker 11 (04:27):
Look like I guess I don't know, like what.
Speaker 12 (04:30):
Type is, but I would like like she bade like air.
She's yeah, she's in very good shape, she has blonde hair.
Speaker 11 (04:40):
She's yeah shape, she's tall, I mean taller than me.
Speaker 12 (04:45):
That's maybe five six.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, so average glasses.
Speaker 12 (04:51):
Yeah, no, is she a guy will walk by it's
very nice.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Any chick and he'll go yep, nope, or I don't know,
maybe in a bench. Yeah, right, but don't never spoke,
never like you never even made eye contact.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Right.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
My point is, you have female friends. It's not like
you would bang any of them if you had the chance.
Speaker 12 (05:12):
And I would like to point out that this friend
we had so much in common of our lives at
this point, that was I mean, it was different.
Speaker 11 (05:21):
We had very similar upbringings.
Speaker 12 (05:22):
We were both divorced at this time we were both
married for a very short period.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Of just making it stronger.
Speaker 10 (05:27):
No, I'm saying, but.
Speaker 13 (05:28):
That's why we were friend That's why we were friends.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Going to be yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
She's never gonna see ourself. I mean, that's the groundwork
for making it happen even more.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Yeah, right, for making friends.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
It's eight seven seven forty four. What after ours voicemail?
Here's one question for Menace on this one.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So I'm on Instagram and I come across a video
that Menace did, and dude, what's with the eyes?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Why do you do this bugged out I thing.
Speaker 14 (05:59):
In every freaking video that you make.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's just creepy, bro.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I have not noticed that, to be honest with you.
I'm gonna look for it now.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
But everyone is always obsessed with like any type of
gesture I do, and then the reason, Yeah, that's constantly.
But I I will give you a reason, because if
I did not do any type of movement with my face,
it would just look like I'm blankly staring into the camera.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
So I have to do some.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Type of movement, but a smile.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. They they're not happy with
the eye movement.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Trying to make a count off at this point.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Change it to the smile, like I make a conscious
effort at this point.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I don't care because of the eyes, stupid ass squinty
eyes that I got. I'm like, how can I make
make sure that my eyes It's like when you go
to the eye doctor and they want to do that
little puffe area and they go, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Keep your eyes open.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, it's so difficult. So like sometimes I've seen pictures
where it's like, yeah, I look like I'm not. I'm like,
it's my eye that squints a lot, right, and so
I'm like, how do I can I control that? Just
the right eye and open it up and whatever, and
then I end up looking even worse?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, any care or.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Shocked constantly cater to every comment because you'll never win.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, I just I didn't notice that. I didn't notice it.
Give me, so what would you do with your eyes?
Show me?
Speaker 8 (07:17):
I just like open my eyes just a little bit,
like so yeah like that like oh yeah, oh so
well look at care. If you want to see yourself
is at menace on Instagram.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
All right, fill your next studio, take your tongue and
go boh, yeah that's yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right now I'm looking at the pictures. Would definitely would.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
Oh thanks at Menace.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh yeah, absolutely, Hoody Hoody Hoody Hoody Show. All right,
welcome back.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
It is the Woody Show, all right, So after hours
voicemails eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, have a I have another one.
This is for Greg, because greg'sman on his diet of
just strictly cottage cheese and half of a sweet potato.
Speaker 14 (08:10):
Oh my god, you guys started talking about the cottage
cheese and peaches. I remember being about five years old
at the dinner table and my mom put that and
turnded me for dessert one night, and the whole argument
on her side was, you've eaten cottage cheese before, and
you've eaten peaches before. What's wrong with this is it?
(08:31):
I sat there until I threw up in the ball.
That was when they finally up from the table. You
guys brought it back a good memory.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Thanks for that one, all right, you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, Well, we were talking about stuff that your mom
made me eat, and then you know Greg with his
cottage cheese infatuation these days, and I.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Never understood mixing cottage cheese and free It's delicious.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's delicious now the peaches, the peaches and cottage cheese combination.
I love.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
It.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
It's so bizarre to me to be fruiting it. Yeah,
it's a tomato, avocado, a little hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Y, maybe some beets, yum. All right.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
And then, since we're talking about food, one more after
hours voicemail this one. This guy's just sick and tired
of this particular thing.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Hey, all in listener here out of Tennessee. You gonna
got a bone to pitch with every single fast food
chain out there these days. I am tired of everyone
using the same sauce and calling his secret sauce special
sauce sauce. Every every single company had a sauce and
(09:42):
it's almost identical, almost the same. When are we gonna
name this thing? I mean, ketchup started as something before
they called it ketchup. I think it's time we give
this special sauce a name. I can't keep track what
you call it. Everywhere we got a brand this thing anyway,
let you guys, all.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Right, but I know I know exactly was talking about
because there's like a subtle difference between this one and
then when this place offers, and it's like, uh, you know,
the Japanese steakhouse places got together and they said, all right, cool,
yum yum.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Sauce, right the ketchup mayo and relish.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
No no, no, no, there's there there are different ones.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Like you said, I strongly disagreed that they all taste
the same, but they're very similar.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
But yeah, they.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Kind of just like whatever chain it is, like cane
sauce or.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
All right, So we've thrown around the idea just because
that'd be ironic. Wood, you show book club, you know,
uh today for Wood to show book Club. I'm gonna
start with a question. And this is something I'm sure
keeps Sea Bass up at night. What edit do you
feel like your co workers respect you?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Does it? Two? It's a good question. I would say,
I don't think he keeps them up at night. I was,
I mean, I don't think. I don't think you really
think about it one way or the other. Yeah, I
think you are respected. Yeah, I think I think you are,
especially your work ethic, your you know, creativity for sure. Yeah,
it's like why they would socially a little strange, but
(11:21):
I mean, you know, you turn it on. He could
be lovely at times. Yeah, thank you, you know charming.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh, by the way, we got a couple of notifications
about this from a couple of people, but I guess
Howard Stern was mentioning cart Narks.
Speaker 15 (11:33):
Yeah, this is is actually we just brought this up
on the show. They did an interview with me or
a pre interview back during the super Bowl week and
I did they and guys, I don't know what this
is ever, you're going to air whatever, blah blah blah.
I guess they had time and they did like a package,
so they didn't. I wasn't live on the air, but
I don't know. And I haven't heard the segment yet
either because I guess.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It just aired yesterday and it's like just replaying this week.
So nice. Yeah, yeah, getting a little shine after like
you know, it was the moments in Shock Jockey, so
that was a return of the favor. Yeah. Anyway, you want.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
To earn your co workers respect, and if that's the case,
some things that you need to do, according to this
quote leadership expert. He's got a book. What is show
book Club? It's called the mentally strong leader. And he
says that whether you're the boss or you're an entry
level employee, there are three categories of things that you
need to do to gain people's respect to work. And
let's see how well we all do with these things,
(12:30):
all right? Number one, give, be generous with your time
and knowledge, Praise other people's efforts, take time to offer
good feedback, and give other people your respect. I think
pretty much we actually do that easy. All joking aside,
I think we are pretty good at that.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
And it's like, I don't understand people who withhold compliments
like if something's good, like you want to let somebody know.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
It creates a good.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Vibe, get too big, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
But it's like something honey, I mean I always I
always want to let somebody know.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Next one is resist resist the temptation to gossip about
co workers.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We failed that.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
I love that narrative that you don't get gossip more
than anybody.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Don't get roped into being negative and taking the credit to.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Don't get up into being negative. We can we can
discuss this in a second. Let me just get through
the tip, just a.
Speaker 15 (13:25):
Tip as you're giving it and resist taking credit for stuff,
even when it's deserved.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Be modest instead, sea Bess and talk about how it
was a group effort. They'll still know you deserve the credit,
but they'll respect you for resisting.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
Oh yeah, a little more modesty.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I believe that. Oh well, you know that's the original
game code. I don't know if they know that, you'll,
I don't.
Speaker 15 (13:52):
You don't necessarily always get the recognition because some people
will either they'll try to sweep it under the team, like, oh, we,
as a team, we created this, Like no, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, like for example, you have something specific in mind. No, no,
I'm just saying.
Speaker 15 (14:05):
Like for this, not for this show necessarily, but in general,
a manager will kind of like try to make everyone
feel good and say, oh, look as.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
A team week and then the hangar on get credit.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Exactly because you know, Greg has always claimed responsibility and
credit for card Arks.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's not a claim, it's just the name. The name
Cardnarks did not come from. That actually came from a text.
All yeah, that came from a text. I forget what
cart police or whatever we called it original shaming well
to be fair, but see that's the thing is that
was I think actually that the way I remember it
is more of a collective thing because we were talking
about Greg's pet peeve about people not returning their cards,
(14:48):
and then we were in the office. That was the
thing on the air, has a very bad you'd like
to have your pie thing you had wrong for years.
You just kind of made up.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
Like you see what he'll go with the not not
not that he's lying, Yeah, he just goes with like
the easiest thing that he can remember.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
It makes sense to him, right, and and then it
just sticks.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Right exactly, and then he repeats it again and that right,
and then it just becomes fact right, which is this
is not a slam, it's just because I here's the
way I remember it.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I remember, I'll just telling you that you guys can
fill in like you guys can fill in the gaps
or whatever, correct the information. But we were talking about
things like that that just are annoying people, you know,
annoying things. And one of the things, the cart thing
came up. Greg was on the air.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It was a pet peeve kind of thing talking about that,
and then I do remember being in the office and
Sea Bass was at this time, you know, he was
always he's always down for a project, as we know,
always still down for a project, right.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And so it was one of those like things that
somebody just kind of threw out in one of those
collective conversations in the office about you know, dude, go
out to the grocery store for five minutes and you'll
find somebody. And he tried, and like the first one
of the second one that you did was a super explosive.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
And then I said we should call it Cardner. But
that's the thing, I guess. So what was it that
gave me the I think that that's that's closer.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
To the reality. I don't think it was on the
air though that we started. I think it was off
the air.
Speaker 15 (16:06):
But anyway, but the point that the Greg Greg's point again,
I appreciate that he shares the passion that I do,
but that's not what I tell people when they ask
me about it, and like, how do you get this
off the grounds? Like you've got to go out and
do the thing right. Making the observation is one thing
that's but that's you know, to follow through literally Charles
Schultz in nineteen ninety one and a Peanuts comic that
I have printed out here in the office made a
(16:28):
point that Snoopy was mad at Woodstock for not returning
a shopping card.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
He just left it against the tree.
Speaker 15 (16:33):
So the observation isn't unique to us, Sure, to Greg
or anybody else.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
No, it's definitely not.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
It's what you do with the execution. Yeah, I have
to do with it. And then the final tip, what
do you show book club today?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Again?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
This is a guy. He's a he's a leadership expert.
The book is called The Mentally Strong Leader. These three
categories of things that you need to do to gain
your co workers respect. Give and be generous with your
time and knowledge. Resist the temptation of gossip about co workers,
to take credit for stuff you will It's dessert. Number
three is exude, meaning exude professionalism, which includes not being
(17:05):
late to stuff, being open, honest and transparent, exuding confidence, collaboration,
be accountable for your own mistakes, be authentic. When people
know they're getting the real youth, they respect you for it.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Sure, he's all seemed kind of obvious. Of course, all
this stuff is the book, guys to show book club. Now,
you might wonder if you know we have a theory
about this where this animosity between Greg and Sea Bass
even came from? Where did it start? And let's let's
(17:39):
talk about that.
Speaker 15 (17:40):
Let'speak specific there with this animosity from Greg towards Sea Bass,
not between, I don't share the animosity.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And animas Okay, Is it possible that Sea Bass started
teasing Greg because Greg made out with one of his girlfriends?
Could be I was honestly not even know where that happened. Really,
(18:09):
I thought you knew about that.
Speaker 15 (18:10):
But like, but like the same way you would make
out with whoever, Julianna.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Or Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
I mean, obviously we weren't going at it right Number one,
number one girls.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Number one didn't Number two don't care.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Because that was one of the theories floated at one point.
Isn't the reason there was maybe animosity towards gregor because
her lady?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
He was tongue in your lady? Yeah, it was just tongue. Yeah,
it's impossible for me because I honestly didn't even know.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Interesting it doesn't freak you out.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Again, Gina hasn't seen it yet, but Greg used to
be very promiscuous.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
I have tried to get gregged five.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Different Yeah, so far, no gregging of Gina has out
of it, Sammy, did you ever get Gregg?
Speaker 14 (18:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
No, I would never. I think we just need to
get mussed enough. That's not the same you.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Would her, Oh, I would never. Those days are over,
I know, even in a blackout drunkenness.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
One thing I don't know, Greg is how how did
you end up making out with Sea Bess's girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah? How that happened? How did that happen?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I mean it involved booze. Of course, it was at
a wine bar, and I think we were drunk, drunk ish,
not drunk, but drunk there at a wine bar. No, no,
no wine bar. And it was myself, Mario. And then,
speaking of which, Julianne and Seabass's.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Ex why was she there?
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Because she became friends with julian It would be fun
if we if the four of us made out.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
That's what happened to Julianne.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Yeah, julian I'm like, well, I'm not I've already I mean,
I basically have made out with Julianne, so that wouldn't
be exciting.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
But what would he made out with? Mario? One hundred thousands? Right?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
And then I thought, well, it would be exciting if
it'll be fun, would be to make out with her instead,
and then Mario, you can make out with julian since
you've never gregged her made out, so we just did that.
We just all stood up kind of like a key public.
I just started kissing and then we took pictures. I
thought it was kind of fun and excited. It was
(20:25):
very weird outdoor set.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
By the way, did you.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Like send one to Sea Bass?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Did you post him or anything?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah? Maybe I would have to go. I doubt that
would have been funny. Like check it out. Here's a
picture of me making out with Sea Bass's girlfriend. Wonder
and I even Facebook friends with Greg my Facebook we
are nice.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
Or would Julianne have posted them?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Maybe? Probably julian Again, it's that would have been a thing,
because again Greg does that with everybody. Yeah, and it's
not like his thing came out. Yeah, it's not like
his thinking. Would I don't say.
Speaker 15 (21:02):
This to be disrespectful in the way you're thinking, but
like if we talked about this before, like if girls
make out with other girls at a party, no one cares,
not that Greg's a girl.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
But legally it's the same right level level girl threat
level girl.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
Yeah, exactly makes sense, which is how some bisexual quote
unquote guys sneak their way, sneak their way in.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Past the front. But I don't believe Greg would be
that trend. No, all right, well there goes that theory. Guys,
I gotta find this photo. That's the first I've heard
that theory. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Would he I can handle twelve men at once.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I don't think it's appropriate.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Even if I'm small, I can handle.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Tense ten.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's how you play the dirty minds game. We know
who you are? Would show? All right, well, welcome back. Hey,
uh that chick skinny chick. Yeah, oh, let's do it. Yes,
promised that chick skinny chick? All right? So uhallier?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yes, a person many people have volunteered want to be
the person who gets to answer all the questions. We
are just asking questions until we feel like we've got
a good handle on who we're talking to. Are we
talking to a fat check or a skinny chick? Not
as easy, Not as easy.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
As one would think. I think we got stumped the
last couple.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Maybe everyone, but you would.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I've been pretty good at this. I've been pretty good. Well,
then don't do that, because then you're gonna screw me up. Yeah,
all right.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
So we have a volunteer, and let's say hello to
our volunteer. Let's say hello to Amy. Hey, good morning Amy, Amy,
Hi guys. All right, so Amy, just to verify, nobody
has put a gun to your head or forced you
to participate in this silly ass game that we're doing
for a radio show.
Speaker 16 (22:51):
It's just for fun, right of course, no one can
make fun of themselves, you know, what's the point?
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Yes, exact, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
All right, So we have a bunch of questions.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
All we ask is that you fight your natural instinct
to lie and just give us some honest answers, and
then we're gonna try to guess fat check or skin
you check. Now, just by being our volunteer today and
being such a great sport, we're gonna set you up
with a prize.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So that's gonna be your that's gonna be your reward,
just for being honest.
Speaker 16 (23:17):
Okay, all right, okay, So am I honest? Am I
supposed to like whatever?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
No, you're supposed to be honest? You you gotta give
us the honest answers, honest answers only.
Speaker 16 (23:26):
Okay, all right, I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Okay, all right, who wants to go first with the questions?
Speaker 10 (23:32):
I go, okay, okay, what kind of So do do
you drink?
Speaker 16 (23:37):
Diet coke?
Speaker 15 (23:38):
Actually?
Speaker 16 (23:38):
No, I changed to seven up zero zero?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
I do support the zeros like those.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
Yes, what was something your mom always cooked?
Speaker 16 (23:52):
She really actually refrighting?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Uh they're delicious.
Speaker 14 (23:56):
Yeah, they're good.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Nice. Okay? Do you have long hair or short hair
or in between?
Speaker 16 (24:01):
I'm in between. Actually I'm growing it out. I had
an episode and I just kind of cut it super short.
I learned my lesson what.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Kind of what kind of milk do you buy?
Speaker 16 (24:13):
Let's see, it depends because you know the damn kids.
One of them flacktails intolerant, and then I go for long,
you know, fat, and then I got fat milk for
my lattist.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Fancy do you snore?
Speaker 16 (24:28):
My husband says yes, okay, so yes, I do snore.
Apparently do you? I haven't heard it? So whatever?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
What is the accent? What's your nationality?
Speaker 16 (24:39):
I'm Mexican?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Mexican? Then how many kids do you have?
Speaker 16 (24:42):
I have three?
Speaker 9 (24:45):
Do you work out sometimes?
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Do you have a gym membership?
Speaker 16 (24:50):
I don't don't have my straight mail at home.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Or like, you don't attend any kind of classes at all? No,
what is your favorite type of Mexican food?
Speaker 16 (25:01):
My mom? Let's see it would have to.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
What about did you play an instrument in high school?
Speaker 16 (25:12):
Oh? God no?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Did you play sports in school?
Speaker 16 (25:16):
I did not?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You did not? No?
Speaker 14 (25:19):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Were you in any clubs? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Just for like, you know, to get into college, you know,
like what kind of just kind of to look more
well rounded.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Like what kind of clubs?
Speaker 16 (25:32):
It was just for like Mexican American club. I only
showed up once.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
Wow, really prideful.
Speaker 16 (25:39):
Yeah, I took a picture shut up in the yearbook.
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I'm like, that's smart. Uh do you tuck your shirt
in or do you leave it untucked?
Speaker 16 (25:52):
I normally wear dresses though, So that's dresses.
Speaker 10 (25:58):
Do you prefer to cook or to bay?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Neither?
Speaker 16 (26:02):
I have my husband, He's amazing at both. I.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Do you have any tattoos?
Speaker 16 (26:10):
I do?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
What what are they and where are they?
Speaker 16 (26:13):
Okay? So I have one to three in my back.
They are for Supernatural, the show I'm a huge fan show.
Then I have another one that's for like the molecule
for happiness. Certain they have angel I have angel wings,
and my best friend and I have tattoos of bubbles
(26:34):
because you know that whole bubble and you know what
is it essential oils? You know it's it's a joke
on all of that funny.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
All right, but where they're all on your back.
Speaker 16 (26:47):
On back, arms and foot on your foot. And I
have a Starbucks tattoo.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Was going to get a tattoo and probably like a
Starbucks's or a Staley bug.
Speaker 16 (27:02):
Yeah basic. At the bottom of the tattoos is a
Starbucks plus basic.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh that's a love it.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Okay, So for your Starbucks order, does it come with
a dome on top or a regular lid?
Speaker 16 (27:13):
Regular lid?
Speaker 10 (27:15):
That is a good question. You're a Starbucks go or
do you know where Gina was leaning into?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Do you do you consider yourself to be impulsive?
Speaker 17 (27:23):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (27:24):
Yeah, okay?
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Are you a big drinker? Do you like a hard alcohol?
Speaker 16 (27:28):
I'm actually a lightweight to Mark Laitis and I'm puking.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
And Mommy, have you ever have you ever cheated on
your partner or a partner? No? Never, a partner.
Speaker 14 (27:41):
Never.
Speaker 16 (27:41):
We had an open marriage.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
But oh yeah, really okay, so a quick break from you.
How does that work?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Like so, uh, like he can go do whatever he wants,
You can do whatever you want, but like there's always
some kind of ground rule, right, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 16 (27:59):
Just of that, you know, whoever we were supposed to
meet him? That was so many years ago. Actually that's
why I hooked up with my current husband.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
Oh for me.
Speaker 16 (28:08):
So I met my husband, I was like, you know what,
I am so happy. The grass is not greener anymore.
On the other side, you know, I'm just happy.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Wait current to current husband. Current marriage not an open relationship.
Speaker 16 (28:21):
Oh, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Oh okay.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I don't know if this question is too on the nose,
but do you own a bathroom scale?
Speaker 10 (28:31):
I do, okay?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
And where do you keep it? Is it out and
about or like tucked away?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (28:36):
In the bathroom? You know everybody can see it.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Oh okay, So it's just sitting down one piece bathing
suit or a two piece bathing suit.
Speaker 16 (28:44):
I don't swim, so I've done two and one. I
really don't care.
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Are you more of a cat person or a dog person.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
I'm a dog person. I have three dogs.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh wow, okay, Target our Walmart Target?
Speaker 10 (28:58):
What kind of what size dog do you have?
Speaker 16 (29:01):
I have a tiny little Mangie mut she's ten pounds.
I have a twenty pound dustin terrier and a seventy
pound boxer.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
Oh wow, awesome range.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
How many pairs of jeans do you own?
Speaker 16 (29:16):
At least ten?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Ten? Ten jeans?
Speaker 11 (29:20):
How often do you have you said you have grandkids?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
How often do you.
Speaker 11 (29:22):
Get like the whole family together for like an event?
Speaker 16 (29:26):
Well, I'm an only child so pretty often. Yeah, and
my husband Sami, lives in Chicago. So often?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Do you prefer thongs or boy shorts?
Speaker 16 (29:36):
Boy shorts?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Boy shorts?
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Do you own any I'm locked down, I'm locked too.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
But do you own any high heels?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yes, okay, I'm totally locked You're locked in yep. Okay,
all right. How would you rate your skills in bed
on a scale of one to ten? And have you
done any.
Speaker 16 (29:59):
My momms listening to it? Come on?
Speaker 10 (30:02):
I would say at eight and that's all right up there?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay? And yeah, how do you feel about anally on
board off board?
Speaker 16 (30:11):
What's in it for me?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Very good question question?
Speaker 10 (30:15):
Yeah, the answer to the question right, okay? So nice
everybody price so she's open to it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
But like, okay, I got you, I got you. Is
everybody locked in? Yeah? I think yeah? All right? Well
locked in? All right? Who wants to go through? Greg?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Do you want to give a I was going to
just glom onto your answer, but I am. It's weird
because I was eighty percent of the answers to me
said fat. But then the angel wings tattoo on her
back that said skinny to me. She likes high heels,
skinny to me?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
How old is the angel wing tattoo? Just like how
long did you get these.
Speaker 18 (31:00):
Here?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
So not that long?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
I mean a good amount. And then a lightweight drinker
that says skinny to me. And also the I mentioned
the high heels, the big dog that requires a lot
of energy. Okay, so I'm going.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Skinny all right? Greg is locked in on skinny.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Even though most of her first answers said fat to me, Well, yeah,
that's can.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
I jump in? That's why most of her first answers
scream fat to me?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Right?
Speaker 8 (31:26):
The you know, multiple kids, it's very hard to work
off all that, she said, yeah, three kids, right, yeah, yeah,
and then the type of food that you're into, Yeah,
it's I don't know, You're gonna have to work out
a lot to work off all that stuff, so I'm
still leaning fat.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
All right, man, this is on team fat, all right, Gina.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
The tell for me was when you asked if she
had a gym membership or you know, if she works out,
you said not really, I have a treadmill. But like whatever,
you know, we all have that treadmill that's now a
clothes hanger. And I feel you, girl, and I'm going
to go with fat chick.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
All right, genus is all right, Sammy, I'm also going fat.
Speaker 12 (32:07):
And a lot of the answers, but the main one
for me is that her husband cooks for her and
bakes for her and is an amazing cook, which sounds
like he's cooking and baking.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
All the time and it's really good.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
So that's my main reason, the ultimate reason.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Now here's what I had in the skinny column.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I had the high heels right, the fact that she's
raising herself an eight out of ten sex department. That's
typically the overconfidence, and the fact that she's not super
open to anal listeners or really something in that's all
skinny chick behavior or skinny chick traits. Right now, when
it comes to the column that I had for things
under the fat column, the diet or zero there in fact,
(32:52):
the zero sugar stuff, the whole milk purchasing. She's impulsive,
which means that you kind of grab it things, and
the fact that she was in an open relationship. I
don't know a lot of like you know, like it's
not like the hot skinny people that have the open relationships.
The scale, definitely, because if it's not a thing, you're
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not thinking about it, you wouldn't even buy the scale.
The ten pairs of jeans because those are ten pairs
in different sizes. Boy shorts over thongs for obvious reasons.
The treadmill I also had under that thing. But here's
the thing, Like Greg.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
As much as I am lean to say, I'm going skinny,
and let me tell you why, because I think the
husband doing all this stuff, I think that's just one
of those things unless he's just like a total simp,
you know what I mean. Yeah, I think she's got
(33:46):
to be.
Speaker 19 (33:48):
Think.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Yeah, Like if we hadn't talked about that, like I
think my vote would have been for fat. But I'm
going skinny. I'm on skinny on them with Greg.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Okay, okay, so three fats, two skittys.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, yeah, all right, so we uh, we do have
the results. Now we have a picture that you sent
over here. We're gonna we're gonna take a look at that.
But we're all gonna do this on the on the
count of three, okay, all right, all right, and then
that way, let's see. Okay, you guys ready the staples,
but not open it. Yeah, be careful, don't open don't okay,
(34:26):
fat chick.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Skinny chick. This is Amy.
Speaker 19 (34:30):
And on the count of three, one, two, three, Oh,
we are wrong, buddy, very very attractive.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
I gotta win once again.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Wait a minute, why why why is there a picture
of Barney?
Speaker 16 (34:51):
I was comparing myself Barney.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
I love her.
Speaker 10 (34:57):
She's loving.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Wow, yeah you were. I gotta tell you like you.
You are definitely fun like talking to hilarious in her.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
Comments with the Barney and in her dress she said,
who wore it better?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
All right? Yeah, I'm just seeing that fat check it. Amy,
Thank you so much.
Speaker 16 (35:15):
Made me make a glorification about the cooking. Yeah, yeah,
I am the worst cook. I would probably give everybody.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Lucky you for your husband. Yeah, I know it's good
for him. Well, Amy, hang on one second. Thank you
so much for being see I should have been man.
I heard her say it, and I didn't think anything
of it. The very beginning of the call and we
said we were asking her about volunteering and things like that,
she made a comment goes, everybody should be able to
(35:47):
have fun and make a joke about themselves, right like that.
I would have put that comment. I would have put
that comment under the under the correct category. I would
have put a name, though, Amy, that's a skinny chick name.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I agree.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
You really had us getting that was fun?
Speaker 7 (36:05):
That was good.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, all right, well Amy, hang on one second. We'll
get all your information surprise. Thank you again for being
for listening to the Woody Show. You bye, alright, there's
there's Amy. Everybody. Oh yes, she's funny. Yeah, all right,
we're gonna ta get you a quick break. We got
some more Woodies show coming up for your next hang on,
(36:27):
will be right back. It's a Woody show.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
If you're just tuning in and we're coming off a
fresh round of fat Chick, Skinny Chick.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
You're so mad at your Exhilary, I know and see
I have all this gut. Why don't I follow it?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
What's the point of having all this gut and not following.
Speaker 10 (36:48):
It really depressed because you were on quite the man
it was.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I was finally a lot of questions on the text
seven to four.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
What's the appropriate way to reach out to Morgan to
be a future fat chick skinny chicken testing?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Morgan? How do you prefer let me bring Morgan up here?
How do you prefer people do that?
Speaker 13 (37:07):
Email is probably best email in my email, Yeah, it's
Morgan Cook at iHeartMedia dot com.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
But then just make sure you include a full body photo,
naked clothes whatever, yeah, or you know what, Yeah, yeah,
you can have clothes on, but make sure it's full body.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
But yeah, or you know, you just sad into the
show email too, and I can make sure that she
gets Does you have you have access to the Woodie
show email?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
No? Don't really?
Speaker 7 (37:34):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
How was that?
Speaker 10 (37:35):
How does she not get clearance?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That's one of those things I feel like I've I've
given out the access to like different people and nobody
knows how to give them. Yeah, I think take it away.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Really, I don't know anyway, So five years ago, we'll
get that work done. You know, that's probably the best way.
Email at the woodieshow dot com just keep it simple.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Well, she just gave out her email anyway, that's fine
if you could send the nude photos there future trip
show and we are into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. And a good morning
to you. So what do you show? I'm Woody, that's
Greg Gory. We got Menace. Hi, gena grad is here,
(38:21):
we got Sea Bass. They're Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us up
with the text over to two two nine eight seven.
Morgan joins us here in the main studio.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Hello, Hello, al right, do you ever get nervous when
it's time to come into the main studio?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Ever most of the time, Yes, it's half the time.
I don't know what it's for.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
But you know what this is for?
Speaker 13 (38:44):
So well yeah, well not the specific design, right, I
mean to eat something gross?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Okay, so let me let me tell you how this works.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
We had a we had a conversation where Morgan was
saying that she would like to get a nose job. Yes,
and so nose jobs lost money, Yeah, I do. So
we've done dare for dollars, right, yeah, and this is
one of those things.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
That was it, Gina.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
Yeah, I came up with the name, the name first, Yes,
the name first, Meal of Fortune in a way that
she could eat food and earn money.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Oh easy, I like it.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
So four categories seafood, spicy food, dog food, mystery meat,
and nothing should should kill you. So yeah, we're gonna
break this up into two segments. So in the next segment,
we'll do two of them. Okay, and so what will
the first two categories be?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Off the jump?
Speaker 7 (39:31):
Okay, seafood two hundred, dog food two hundred.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Incredible, fearless Okay, seafood two hundred, dog food for two hundred.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
It is Morgan's Meal of Fortune.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
This is the Woodie Show.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
A little scream there was part of a Morgan's dare
for dollars. Yeah, good time, yea the times. Yeah, that's
the tainted the stun. It was the stun, I believe.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, gloves. So Sea Bass has your first couple of
courses already said, do you have a chance to earn
eight hundred dollars this morning?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yes? I do.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Wait with a segment we're calling Meal of Fortune. Four
categories seafood, spicy, dog food, and mystery meat.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
Two different categories dog for.
Speaker 7 (40:27):
The miss Chick. I don't like how you guys laughed
about that.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You know, you all know what they are, right, Sea Bass,
and I bought them, all right, So which one do
you want to go with? First? Do you want to
go with the dog food or the seafood? First?
Speaker 7 (40:37):
Dog food?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Dog food?
Speaker 10 (40:39):
Okay, that is shocking, all right?
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Now you picked the two hundred dollars dog food option. Yeah,
and for two hundred dollars, Sea Bass, what does she
have to take a bite of and swallow?
Speaker 15 (40:50):
It's actually a very dried food, something that even looks
like human food. And this was a Greg Gory suggestion
that I fully roof of because because.
Speaker 10 (41:01):
Greg and I have both tried, we tried tried to
eat this item and could not finish.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
It was shocking. And that is something that you may
have in your pantry at home right now, kids.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
And think looks delicious, And that would be Greg begon sorry.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
You yeah, yeah, now you can look all right. So
just like you say the dogs, my dog goes crazy,
and you would take out and think.
Speaker 13 (41:27):
My dog not eat, You're about to find out why
it sucks, because it's like the cheapest treat.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
You can buy.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, like my dog. My dog loves pepperoni. Oh yeah,
barbecue bacon looks fun. It looks normal. Now do we
want to break off a bite?
Speaker 15 (41:45):
I would say to put it in your mouth, bite
it off, and then and see if you can swallow?
Speaker 7 (41:49):
Yeah, okay, because can you let me like how big
of a bite?
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Where your thumb is? I would say, this is good?
Speaker 10 (41:54):
Yeah, once I do it and a half two inches?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah, all right, here we go. That's Morgan. This is
the dog food category. Two hundred dollars, two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Here we go with a begging strip.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Here, I just gotta go quick think jerky.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Oh okay, she's got her eyes closed. Yeah, like her
shoulders keep going.
Speaker 7 (42:20):
Up my body.
Speaker 10 (42:22):
Could you bring the puke bucking over?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah? Yeah, trash can all right? Yeah, that's your best
bad as.
Speaker 7 (42:31):
It doesn't even taste bad.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I don't know why I can't serious. Maybe because it's
too dry. Okay, see it looks like she was about
to Yeah, all right.
Speaker 10 (42:41):
What do you think he's in there?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Like horse penis?
Speaker 7 (42:43):
It's really bad for you bullpizzle? Yeah stop it.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, let's let's let's not pile and make it worse
she's already either.
Speaker 10 (42:51):
Just my favorite word, all right.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
She's still chewing.
Speaker 7 (42:56):
Yeah, I want to get like, it's hard to get
into a consistency.
Speaker 10 (43:01):
You really want to water, you really want to taste water.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Water good idea. Actually, yeah, let's get her a bottle.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
You have to give her a coke zero.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
You want my diae cooke an there, give it to her,
all right, Actually drink while eating.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, sure, if you need to add a little moisture.
But I don't think you should know. If you want
to put out like that, it's fine, see, because there's
something too dry, Like there's no way to get that.
When I tried to bag and strip, it was like
she gag number two, hold on, hold on, d didn't
have quickly quickly, quickly, just just swallow, swallow it quickly. Yeah, wow,
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so to go just about to lose it.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
It almost came out.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
I didn't hurt everything.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
And you smell so heinous and morgan. Did you get
like a blasted chemical favor flavor in there?
Speaker 7 (44:00):
It was chemical the whole time. Like the smell is
just overwhelmingly chemical.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
It's like barbecue sauce and wood varnish.
Speaker 13 (44:08):
The taste was so mild, to me, it's not even bad,
like it's just the hardness and the consistency.
Speaker 10 (44:13):
Yeah, you see what your dog wanting it.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Okay, so we're gonna have two hundred dollars to work out.
Speaker 10 (44:17):
Yes there, all right, can you can hold onto that DC.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I don't want to have another item ready to go.
She picked the seafood category as item number two. Here
in this first round.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Of Morgan's Meal of fortune, Sea Bass is bringing in
the next item. She's got the blindfold on.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
It's another two hundred dollars. It's another two hundred dollars item.
She's already got two hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
Great, it's still like little dog treats in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
All right.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
The seafood category, it's a Korean disho Korean barbecue.
Speaker 10 (44:54):
You can you can buy these any Korean barbecue.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (44:58):
You probably know it by it's name, not she more
or or octopus, but not just occupuses. Excuse me, these
are baby occupuses.
Speaker 7 (45:16):
Occupuses.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I take a look.
Speaker 13 (45:19):
This is sad actually basically cal Mauri right, but he
got the head on, but the octopus.
Speaker 7 (45:25):
I watched the documentary So Smart, such a great movie.
It sucks.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Okay, so I would say that the head and half
of the Yeah, that's about heart, that's about right.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Can you do that?
Speaker 16 (45:41):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (45:41):
I don't want to be a little bit so bad,
but I don't think I can do that.
Speaker 10 (45:44):
What if she just ate the flat?
Speaker 7 (45:46):
I mean I will try it. Hopefully it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
If it was just the tentacles, it would rule.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
I don't like the head. It looks like.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Just awful.
Speaker 13 (45:55):
Okay, I mean I don't have a choice, right, No
you do, I mean no, I made the decision. I
can't go back to one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Now that's.
Speaker 7 (46:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
But either way, you already have two hundred dollars. Okay,
so if you don't get through this one, you still
have the two hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (46:11):
True.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
All right, name this baby occupant.
Speaker 7 (46:18):
I don't know. Patricia just came to my Tricia.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
All right, here we go. This is baby octopus. The
food two hundred dollars item for it may score.
Speaker 7 (46:27):
It yet, Oh really, if they're inking it, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I have no idea. You get Morgan's meal of fortune.
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (46:35):
God, I really don't want to do the head.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Oh oh, chew, chew, chew, che che chewy chuly.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
I didn't expect it to be bitten that easily, Like
it just kind.
Speaker 17 (46:48):
Of fell off the bone cartilage because you went off
like when you start, Okay, there goes my there because
she seemed to hide herself up beforehand, and then once
she took the her face kind of mellowed out, right, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
Because I mean it doesn't taste bad, it's just it's
the mental aspect.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
How much you got off that one one little tentacle
still around?
Speaker 10 (47:11):
You still got the head is dangling.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
If you ever lost.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
She still has it, still has it?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Come on, you go, girlfriend, scrapping out, come out.
Speaker 10 (47:31):
I would die right now, Greg, Okay, no menace.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
For menace. Of all the times he's puture to the studio,
he has never sprayd Gregg.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
Yeah, all right, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
How much secondary? Yeah, I'm so sorry. Okay, cand of
throw another proposal out there. How much menace to eat
the head?
Speaker 8 (48:17):
Why do I always get dragged into because you're challenges?
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I will offer you money.
Speaker 10 (48:23):
Let me just do the food challenges.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
No, it's just so far. Okay, two categories in two
hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
We have two more categories to go Spicy and mystery
meat category.
Speaker 7 (48:34):
Is the nosetop really that worth it?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
That's a question. You made it and just in time
back Okay, I still feel so bad, Greg, It's okay, okay,
So Morgan, you're just tuning in. This is Morgan's meal
of fortune. She had a chance to earn eight hundred
dollars up to up to eight hundred dollars just by
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trying these different things.
Speaker 4 (49:02):
She actually got down the begging strips, the dog food
category two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
That's two hundred bucks. Where she failed was getting down
a baby octopus Patricia. Yeah, but the nobody and nobody, uh,
nobody is willing.
Speaker 7 (49:18):
To uh, but it's a delicacy.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Guys, eat it.
Speaker 15 (49:21):
If you tell me number one that my cyber truck rules,
and if you promise never to make your libelous and
slanderous ball jokes ever again.
Speaker 10 (49:30):
Oh the cyber truck, no deal.
Speaker 7 (49:36):
Say, though you did, that's not worth The truck is
really cool. Yeah, I love it. I've seen it. It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Get a conspicuous pit place in the past couple of days.
Oh yeah, everybody could see it.
Speaker 11 (49:46):
Yeah, my spot that I normally park.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
That's the funniest part. Paying the ass.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
The garage is wide open. Move you can park literally anyone.
Speaker 7 (49:56):
You know what it's like.
Speaker 11 (49:57):
You're used to your usual spot that you.
Speaker 10 (49:58):
Park your own you the king my spot.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Yea, yeah yeah. But I'm also way crazier than she is.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Okay, So we have two other categories here again, there's
the one hundred dollars option, the two hundred dollars option,
and the two categories that are left, spicy and mystery meat.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Which category would you like to go with? First?
Speaker 7 (50:20):
Let's do mystery meat.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Mystery because back to your strategy of believe spicy for last,
because she can be ended by spy.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Right, so mystery meat? Would you like the one hundred
dollars option or the two hundred dollars option?
Speaker 7 (50:31):
You guys really think I'm a little bit y. Yeah,
that's right. Two hundred bags, right.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
You are go, two hundred bucks. Sea Bass is going
to go retrieve the item. We got the mask on,
the ie mask on, so she cannot see as Sea
Bass is bringing in the next item, and.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
I'm still kind of shaking us a little bit.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
He's on his way back in right now, all right.
He's going to put the food item there on the table.
The two hundred dollars option for the mystery meat category
is what sea bass.
Speaker 10 (51:01):
It is again, as all of these are a delicacy. Delicacy.
Speaker 15 (51:07):
Also, we have a theme in Korea, but you can
find us in many, many, many different cultures. Correct, it
is a spicy sausage made of blood. Yes, spicy blood sausage,
Korean blood. The mask off, I think you got pretty okay,
(51:29):
like the deep fried.
Speaker 13 (51:30):
It like a little sauce on top of it. It's
got a little looks like I'd get it at the fair. Yeah,
basically spicy. I thought that was a whole different category.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Trust me.
Speaker 15 (51:41):
The spicy category is actually spicy. This is you know,
if this spicy or not, it won't be like yeah,
put you on the floor.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
The main feature here is not spicy. The main feature
is blood sausage.
Speaker 13 (51:51):
Right okay, And the sausage is made of all the
parts of the whole body of something.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
Doesn't look I've had blood sausage in Ireland. Yeah it's
are we just just going to tell her what it is.
It's pig blood that they roll an oats and it
makes you not have makes a uh sausage like feel. Yeah,
it's almost like an oat cake. It's mostly oats.
Speaker 15 (52:16):
Yeah, but the moisture is blows the blood In Korea,
then I call it Sunday, but it's not ice cream
and all.
Speaker 10 (52:23):
Think about a really rare steak.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 10 (52:27):
Also it's a delicacy where.
Speaker 7 (52:28):
They look how happy the guy is on the front
of the people want to you.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Want a knife and a corner? Like again? About like
how much? About like a Gregory penis size?
Speaker 7 (52:41):
Like heavy?
Speaker 10 (52:44):
It looks heavy from here. It kind of looks like
a turd.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Oh wow, that's what.
Speaker 7 (52:47):
I'm telling you, guys. This is what my bathroom might
look like.
Speaker 10 (52:51):
Later with the deep Friday. It kind of has like
a veinings to it.
Speaker 7 (52:56):
Yeah heavy? Is the blood going to out when I.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Take a bite off the bottom end there? The top
end is a lot of fried uh yeah? What they
call that the crispy? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? So about this
about this much? Just like just a regular bite? All right?
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (53:13):
This is Korean blood sausage two hundred dollars. It's Morgan's
Morgan's meal of fortune, Korean blood sausage.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Thank you? All right?
Speaker 7 (53:22):
I got this. Let me not spit it on you, okay?
Speaker 2 (53:27):
Two hundred dollars on the line. She's taking the right
stuff you could get at the fair. I just think
of it as a farmer corn. She has a delightful
look on her face.
Speaker 7 (53:36):
I just got to not think about what's in my mouth.
Speaker 10 (53:38):
There was a slightly puky because I.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Thought about the pigs blood the blood. Rolling notes did
not just.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
Say the cyberchruck was cool because you shut your mouth.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
It might be cow's blood's yeah.
Speaker 7 (53:49):
Ok, enough of the blood talk. It's shake good.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
What does it taste like.
Speaker 7 (53:54):
It's got a crunchy outside. Yeah, it's not spicy at all.
It's got a little kick to it or maybe like
leaflike taste or something.
Speaker 8 (54:01):
Yeah, listen, blood, I have a question getting on the
outside of it. Why was it all bumpy?
Speaker 2 (54:07):
That's the fry.
Speaker 15 (54:12):
Like a well beat menaceism like stop. It could be
they do stuff in intestines, man, So what you're seeing there.
Speaker 7 (54:19):
Is that's why I don't eat sausage.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Okay, did he beat hot dogs?
Speaker 10 (54:25):
I mean those things? Do the bumps look like tumors?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Stopping and fecal cores?
Speaker 7 (54:31):
Do you guys want me to be hotter with a
new nose or do you want to be ugly forever.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
This is part of the part of the thing. If
you're just tuning in her eating these things and earning
this money is money that she put in her savings
account for her new nose, her nose.
Speaker 7 (54:44):
She okay, sorry, but look what I just brought up
my mouth?
Speaker 3 (54:47):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (54:48):
I don't know better than it needs to go back in.
Speaker 10 (54:51):
You think that's a boil cardil?
Speaker 2 (54:53):
No, No, come on, it's a skin tag.
Speaker 17 (54:58):
You got.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, you got it? Come on, you got you got it.
You're making it worse. Bite continue in the cheer up.
Speaker 7 (55:06):
Yeah, I don't parts that I can't bite.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
Through to swallow.
Speaker 10 (55:14):
Vainy Okay, we should have called doctor.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
That's no, she's got.
Speaker 7 (55:24):
You swear that one bite took me thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
I was gonna say the crunchy parts of the scaps right,
but sallowed it again.
Speaker 7 (55:34):
I still really don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
Let's add two hundred dollars more dollars? All right, two,
you're up to four hundred dollars. Rich bitch, three categories down.
Only the baby octopus didn't make it into her belly's
pants began strips made and now there's one more category left.
(55:56):
That is the spicy category, which you intentionally left for
as there's a one hundred dollars option and a two
hundred dollars option.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Which one are you gonna go with? Final decision?
Speaker 7 (56:05):
I got to go two hundred to.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Look through already. I know two hundred.
Speaker 7 (56:12):
Dollars an't asked to be born, but I'm here, you
know all right?
Speaker 4 (56:16):
Sea Bass is on his way back in with the
two hundred dollars spicy option.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
He's walking through the studio door. Morgan is blindfolded for
this part, so she can't see it as he comes in.
Speaker 7 (56:29):
Which why does the blindfold for this part matter?
Speaker 4 (56:32):
Because it's part of the whole radio because we have
a silver dome.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
There's no point of having a silver dome if we
can't do a big reveal.
Speaker 6 (56:40):
That's true, although she should take that off before the
close comes off.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Sea Bass?
Speaker 4 (56:45):
What is the two hundred dollars spicy option? Our next
one is from the current Kings of Spice hot Ones?
Speaker 7 (56:51):
Oh god, I already did this?
Speaker 15 (56:53):
Well, see you did maybe some hot ones other stuff.
They have a new This is a brand new collab
with the fine folks from a Ramen.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
Fiery Hot.
Speaker 15 (57:10):
Right, one of those big style instant ramen bowls. But
they give you they give you a little dried veggie packet. Yeah,
they give you that that fiery hot red like like
nuclear hot sauce. It looks like lava and on top, yes,
lava sauce. On top of that, there's another packet of
extra spicy powder that you put in this ramen and
then mix it all together. It's got all the meter
(57:32):
goes through the top and it's blowing the.
Speaker 10 (57:33):
Top of the Wow, lava diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
All right, this is Morgan's Meal of Fortune. The category
is spice and we have the hot Ones Ramen.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
Fiery Hot the brand.
Speaker 13 (57:49):
It looks delicious when you say you want me to
slurp it, there's like no liquid consistency.
Speaker 10 (57:56):
The bottom.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
Make sure it's is this available almost every wear Sea Best.
Speaker 15 (58:00):
I had to order one online. Imagine you see hot
One stuff and Walmart and stuff.
Speaker 7 (58:07):
Hold on taking it? Well, is this good? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (58:13):
The hats here we go.
Speaker 7 (58:16):
Okay, I got this noodley some guide in die eating
this brand.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
It was a different brand. All right, she's got the noodles.
Speaker 9 (58:26):
It all went in.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Alright, just good.
Speaker 7 (58:28):
I mean, I feel like the spice is going to
hit me later.
Speaker 9 (58:30):
Yeah, it's give it a second. You can taste it twice.
Speaker 7 (58:35):
Yeah, I love it. That's what I'm saying you guys.
Oh yeah, there's no liquid in there.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
I mean, or is it the spice take away the flavor?
Speaker 7 (58:45):
No, I can feel like kicking in now. When you're
actually eating the noodles, it's not that spicy at all.
You're like, oh this is great. Your face it's ramping
up on my tongue.
Speaker 10 (58:54):
Like when you had when you had the noodles in
your mouth from one to ten?
Speaker 7 (58:56):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (58:58):
God, like a five?
Speaker 14 (58:58):
And now what is it?
Speaker 7 (59:00):
It's getting like eight? Oh that was quick. I'm feeling
warmth around my eyes, like your eyes.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
Are getting water.
Speaker 7 (59:06):
Your lace is red.
Speaker 10 (59:07):
Oh your cheeks are red?
Speaker 7 (59:08):
Should I eat more for more money? Oh?
Speaker 17 (59:12):
Here?
Speaker 2 (59:12):
Washing you did last time, and that's how you up.
I'm getting tricked.
Speaker 7 (59:16):
Oh yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
That can you wash it down with some octopus juice?
Speaker 10 (59:19):
Well, the diet coke is not certainly not going to
make you feel any better if you miss it's not.
Speaker 7 (59:24):
No, that's just not Is that a rule? Really?
Speaker 17 (59:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (59:28):
Water makes it worse.
Speaker 10 (59:29):
Milk is the only choice something.
Speaker 7 (59:31):
Okay, my head's starting to hurt. Here we get I
feel like I'm getting a headache. But still I'm not.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
Still you're handling it.
Speaker 7 (59:39):
There's burn, but it's not like I'm dying, you know.
But again that chip that I ate, it took like
thirty minutes to get living.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, you've already swallowed the noodles and everything else. So
there you go. I mean she did the There you go,
well done. That is a two hundred dollars when for you? Congratulations?
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Really?
Speaker 10 (59:59):
What seventy four hundred dollars away?
Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Know right, I'm what kind of doctor I get?
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Let's get a cheap one two hundred dollars to the
there we go to the kitty. That is six one
hundred dollars meal of fortune.
Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
Not bad, really good?
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
All right? Two hundred dollars or what the head of
the baby octopus?
Speaker 10 (01:00:24):
Are you giving our a second chance?
Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
But I have such a good taste in my mouth
now it's a.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
It's a redemption opportunity. Two hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
Let's give the people what they want. I'll buy it
into it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
But you gotta swallow it.
Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
I'm gonna try. I don't I don't think I can,
but I will try.
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
All right, this is baby octopus.
Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Okay, Part two. Just put the head in your mouth working.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Just chew and swallow and you'll have two hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (01:00:49):
It actually looks small.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
It looks like a chicken heart.
Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
I can't bite your head off.
Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
There we go. I'll chew it. Do you feel it's
like brain scorting out in there?
Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Like?
Speaker 17 (01:00:57):
What do you?
Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
I swear to The taste does not that bad? Right now?
I just need to do it quick.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
What's the.
Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Okay, I've been into the brains. I think they're so smart.
The brains are so big.
Speaker 13 (01:01:12):
Is it squirty like like I butt into something that
like popped up in like a little ball or something
like a like a boba?
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Then what is that?
Speaker 16 (01:01:20):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
What's the taste?
Speaker 10 (01:01:21):
What do octopus brains taste like?
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Marketing?
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
Smart?
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
You sure? Like when he been into it squirted out?
What was it its bowel? Yeah? Could be brain?
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I got out?
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
All right, she did it? Wow, there you go. Congratulations Morgan.
Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
The head had a better like it was easier to
get down than the tentacles.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
It seemed like that may because you had a better
idea of what it was going into it. But that's
how you do it. All right. There's more wheel for
if you want more, just lock my hair. Yeah, all right,
quick break more wing showed next hang on two hours
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of an era, you guys. Wow, you know we love BUCkies,
we love Quentin Trip. There's a lot of really cool
convenience stores out there. But come and Go. Oh yeah, dude,
Midwest Southern gas station chain. They got they got four
hundred locations.
Speaker 10 (01:03:00):
They realize that story is real.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Yeah, they're about to go. The new parent company wants
to change the name to their Maverick brand. Yeah and
Come and Go. Would like to thank you for your support.
I just remember seeing those shirts when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Like that's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Yeah, Kum and Go it's going to be called Maverick.
Speaker 15 (01:03:18):
Yeah, Maverick's Yeah yeah yeah. And and Come and Go
was not a particularly noteworthy gas station outside of the name.
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
The name, Yeah, but the name made it work. There
was a there was a there was a radio station
in San Jose, California called k o M, and they
did a bunch of stuff with that. There was one
I remember vividly, like one of the first times I
ever visited the Bay Area, and I wanted to hear
the station because as a radio guy, I always had
a really good reputation for being a cool station.
Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
And I remember I landed at the San Jose Airport
and I'm driving around in my rental car and it says,
don't touch that dial.
Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
There's come on it. It was k o M had
Howard Stern on the Morning the cum spot on your radio.
Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
Yeah, before the Jackson thing. They were playing songs that
had the S word in it too.
Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Back in that time, we were playing all kinds of
stuff uncensored radio. Yeah, like even like Alice in chains
manned the Box, you know, like buried in your ish,
you know, like no problems, nobody cared a different times,
and then all of a sudden, some nipple comes down
everybody's butthole squitch.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
So stupid.
Speaker 9 (01:04:28):
Was that Tipper Gore or who was that that had
all the ease and stuff put on the CDs?
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
That? Yeah, I think it was Tipper. It was the
parental advisory stick.
Speaker 10 (01:04:38):
Yeah huh.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
That was in the time of like two Live Crew
in those days. Made us want to buy it more,
of course, maybe the stuff you wanted. Hey, I thought
about Gina with her air tag obsession. Oh yeah, by
the way, I saw it because she left her laptop
in the office the other day and I noticed because
I'd never really seen it up close like that. Not
only she put the h the air tag on there,
she hot she hot glue it.
Speaker 10 (01:05:00):
Yeah, hicks in hot glue.
Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
I mean it's it's a hot glue like substance.
Speaker 10 (01:05:06):
Yes, Okay, hot glue guns are so awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Okay, every woman has that obsession with the hot glue guns.
Speaker 9 (01:05:13):
It's like you guys feel about like nail guns and
power tools.
Speaker 18 (01:05:16):
We get that way back, like blowers and washers. I
do love all of it. The laptop is an air
tach we know we already know that, and she still
has it on there. But also, why are you taking
it off?
Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:05:31):
Oh but my phone one came off somewhere and I
don't know where, but I know it's in this building
because every time I drive away, it tells me I
left my air tag behind the.
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Point you can see where it is. Isn't that the
point of find my app? Can't you ping it? Yeah? Yeah,
bring up to find my app? And then you can
also hang it.
Speaker 10 (01:05:47):
This is what I get for trying to not be
an analogic person.
Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
And then you zoom in and so you can kind
of see where exactly in the building it is toilet. Yeah,
Then when you get close to it, then you can
hit the play sound.
Speaker 10 (01:06:03):
You guys don't know everything about Yeah, this is really
kind common high level stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
You know. It's because I know how to do this. Yeah,
but because we don't graduate from M I t.
Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
I can find the phone and I don't know how
to find the air tag.
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Then why do you have nine hundred of them? Bring over?
Speaker 15 (01:06:20):
So wait a minute, she's putting hair tags on things.
I don't know how to bring Bring it over. Let
me see is this really hold on? You might need
to stick around, hold on, find my Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
So you broke it up, put them on everything, but.
Speaker 10 (01:06:36):
Not no, I'm trying to make I don't know what
to do with these damn things.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
So like when you so, when you Jesus Gina, when
you put okay, his laptop right there, iPhone right you
have that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
That's so these are both the actual thing. But no, no, no, no,
this is your phone.
Speaker 7 (01:06:56):
It's it's that's so I don't know where the hair tag.
Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, these aren't your
air tags. Like this is your laptop, which is registered. Okay,
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
No, no, no, no, it's not you do no, you're
not listening to me. It's not the air tag that's
on your laptop. This is your actual laptop. This is
not the missing iPhone air tag.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
What's funny is that you don't have any of the
air tags that even show bingo.
Speaker 10 (01:07:25):
That is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 9 (01:07:28):
So every time I leave this, every time I leave
this building, it says you left your air tag behind,
And every time I get closed.
Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
It's like, congratulations, your air tag came back.
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Because you look at the items find it on the phone, But.
Speaker 11 (01:07:40):
It's registered on your phone telling you that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
It's hold on, Hold on one second, hold on. Well,
when she gets that alert, can't you just click on
the alert and it'll pop up the menu? Right, I'm
trying to play the sound. Is it making the noise?
Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
Yes, something did?
Speaker 10 (01:07:56):
But was it the phone?
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Hold on for one secon again? Where is it like
under Venice's feet? It's in your bag somewhere, of course.
Speaker 10 (01:08:08):
Because I'm driving away from it every day.
Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
It's playing again in somebody hit it? Okay, somebody, nobody
hid your air tag? All right, it's coming from the laptop. Okay,
so that's your actual laptop. Okay, that's not the air tag.
I'm agreeing that the iPhone. I'm playing the I'm playing
this the sound on the on the iPhone.
Speaker 10 (01:08:31):
Now, does Vaugh hearing anything in the office? That's a
good question.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
I don't know. You ever have to do laps here?
The air tag not reachable? Wake up?
Speaker 10 (01:08:41):
Are you going to take up?
Speaker 9 (01:08:42):
Maybe I'm going to take a screenshot when it tells me.
Speaker 10 (01:08:44):
You've left your air tag behind.
Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Anyway, So when it comes to airlines losing your bags,
which is about seven bags per thousand of them, were
mishandled last year.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
It's too high.
Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
So Apple now has a new feature where you can
share an ad air tag's location with third parties that
I want you the stupid airline who lost your bag.
So the new service will be integrated into the airline
customer service. Of these fifteen carres includes Delta United some
other ones, and so if you have an air tag
with your luggage, you'll be able to share that live
(01:09:14):
location with the airline, which will help them hopefully track
your luggage down if it's lost.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
That's a great idea, makes sense. You got to take
it off that laptop. It looks so silly. Well, do
you know how to activate the one of your keys
just so we can test that you actually? Did you activate?
Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
See that one?
Speaker 10 (01:09:31):
Says Genus keys?
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
All right, all right, good? Can we hear it deep?
Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
We can try.
Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Yeah, this is reminding me of it. Make sure it works.
Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
Men has had me download an app for this hotel
that we were going to so you check in in advance.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Oh my god. He watched me create the account put
the username. Oh yeah, okay, so it's working with the keys, okay, good.
Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
And he watched me put the username that I picked
in the password and then it just kept going back
to password and I entered it now into your password.
I did hit enter now into your passag I'm with you,
and I said, you know what, I deleted the oppisode.
Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
I'll just check in when we get there. Yeah, forget it,
I know.
Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
But to be fair, Greg is going in thousand miles
a minute, and the second he makes a mistake, he
like closed it up.
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
I'm like, dude, because I give up and then with
it so.
Speaker 10 (01:10:15):
Many times that he screwed it up and the app
was like the app gave up on him.
Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
That is pretty funny. Like the two people I think
are most like tech Adverse are like both sitting next
to each other.
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Named Greg Embrace Embrace it. Well sucks, We're.
Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Gonna take a break and then we're gonna come back.
I got a round of the smart ass game Gena
versus Greg. No, it's going to be Sea Mass versus Gina.
Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
You're explain this.
Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
Everybody saw it coming because of whatever went on recently.
I forget what the battle was even about in the
first place. When I beat her at the Weekly Link, well,
when Greg.
Speaker 10 (01:10:49):
Messed that up.
Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
No, remember when he remember when he gave him Coca
von and he said coke and wine and he got.
Speaker 10 (01:10:57):
Cock and something by the way, the exact translation.
Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Yeah, but anyway, so there was this whole thing going
back and forth between the two of them, and it
was a Mensa off yeah, because she wasn't in it
legit because they're both Yeah, they're both members of MENSA.
Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
It's that I don't think that mensa is. It's not
that precious to me. It's like a funny cocktail.
Speaker 17 (01:11:17):
You know.
Speaker 9 (01:11:17):
I didn't base my personality around being in a club.
And so for somebody who it's that important to, you know,
you don't want to besmirch it and muddy the water
by having something.
Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Favor My favorite line still came from of all people,
Sammy on this where she goes, you know, just because
she's in MENSA doesn't mean that you aren't in mensa.
Speaker 10 (01:11:35):
Right, You're still in it. The water muddy is the water.
Speaker 9 (01:11:43):
The water that's he doesn't and since nobody in this
room could you know, his whole thing is that we're
all morons that muddy it for him, it could.
Speaker 11 (01:11:52):
Be that's so great, Look, we have something in common,
something we can have.
Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
I'm not.
Speaker 10 (01:11:59):
I don't think that the guy.
Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
It's more like, thank god, it should be more thank god,
I'm not just surrounded by moro. I said that, but
again I don't like how she got in Okay, because
you were there.
Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
It's gonna be the smart Ass Game Sea Bass versus
Gina that's coming up next year on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Hang on, everybody else gonna take a quick break. I'm
it take a permanent one.
Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
I'm gonna still myself.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Show welcome back. All right, So we have a little
contest here. It's called the smart Ass Game. It's a
it's an actual game that you can buy. Gina has
been looking for a a an explanation of how this works.
It's super simple. You ever see like the bar trivia
(01:12:46):
stuff where they have the TV's up and they you know,
it's like a category and then they give you some
pretty generic clues. They get more specific and they get
more points, but the point value is going down.
Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
There's no point value here other than the first person
to get it right. It's a point. First person two
points will win.
Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
Okay, and if if say, like I answer and I
get it wrong, does he get to hear all the.
Speaker 15 (01:13:09):
By the way, good question? And I disagree with his
ruling on that. I think you should have to sit
out for one maybe, but then you get to come back.
I agree with that too, because otherwise you're just giving
sit out for what out for an additional question one clue,
and then you get to come back.
Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
Because you get to sit it out the whole time
automatically just win, right, unless you're real them.
Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Well, sometimes sometimes we have gotten to the end of
them sometimes and still have no answer. That's when we're
not doing like the Battle of Mensa well one time.
Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
Okay, I mean, you all seem very familiar with this game,
so I'll just you guys, tell me what we could.
Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Do a sample? You want to sample one, we'll see
and we just.
Speaker 9 (01:13:48):
Buzz in with our names or or menace an animal sound.
Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
No, let's just just buzz in with your give the answer. Okay,
let's see. I'll give you.
Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
I'll give you who am I just as a this
This is just as a this is a practice, just
so just so you can see how this whole thing works. Okay,
all right, So most people call me by my middle name.
I performed a residency in Las Vegas. I've sold almost
as many albums as the Beatles. I'm usually seen wearing
a cowboy hat. Bess Sea Bess Bono bono is incorrect. Yeah,
(01:14:27):
I'm in the Country Music Hall of Fame. Tristia yearwould
rocks my wing end, Garth Brooks. I have friends in
low places. Who am I with the initials gbs, hearth hooks.
Speaker 15 (01:14:42):
That's why I think, I think, and Gene I agree.
I think you'd be able to come back in after
Otherwise you sit out one clue and then you sit out.
So you sit out the clue you you buzzed it on,
of course, and the next clue, and then you get
to come back in.
Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Okay, all right, So that's that's how it works. And
so if you got the answer right first, you would
have got for that first person to two. So yeah,
it's not just it's strategy plus knowledge.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Yeah yeah, uh, Gina will let you pick. It's a who,
what or where?
Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
Let's do who who?
Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
You're like another who?
Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
All right, let's see let's go with uh all right,
how about this one? Here we go, first round? Smart
ass game, Sea mass Gina. I am an early twentieth
century political figure. If you know communism, you know me
Orwell's animal Farm oh, oh wow, are you guys the
(01:15:38):
time she did?
Speaker 10 (01:15:39):
Yeah, Gina did a little first uh orwell ooh, incorrect disconnect.
Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
There's no cult of that kind of language.
Speaker 10 (01:15:49):
Luddy, vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect.
Speaker 15 (01:15:53):
You've got a dirty rush mouth bols are listening live
on the radio into the mic, Greg, could you explain
what just happened?
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
She got the answer quite wrong.
Speaker 10 (01:16:01):
Yeah, I was off, and then she did she screamed
out one. It shows you, Yeah, this is really serious
about this. I am sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
This was a sea bass. You also buzzed in, what's
your guests?
Speaker 17 (01:16:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Well, don't I get to keep going for another I
get a free clue, don't I?
Speaker 9 (01:16:20):
Oh yeah, I sit one out and then I swim
the F word, and then I go back in.
Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
I let a revolution in nineteen seventeen. I will go
with sea bass and Stalin. Oh, you are both incorrect.
You can't just start throwing out other Okay, I am
Russian sea bass.
Speaker 10 (01:16:39):
Well it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Yeah, yeah. Trotzky, Leon Trotzky helped me come to powers.
Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
You can come back and meet Gina, who did Trotsky
seas hold on Lennon.
Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
There we go, Yeah, yeah, y do I get that? Yes?
Speaker 10 (01:16:58):
So sweet, because.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
This is this is very stressful.
Speaker 18 (01:17:05):
Well, you don't want to dropped an S bomb into
the directly down the barrel.
Speaker 7 (01:17:10):
Of the mic.
Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
That's why I have as super easy. I'm yeah, stalin
right away, it was all right, stalling, you have you have,
you have one point, you have one point, Sea Bass.
You get to pick who water where I'll go with
what what?
Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
All right? Grab from the what pile here? Let's see,
uh all right, here we go, get it alright? What
am I?
Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
I'm a celestial event. I am brighter and more shiny
than a diamond. My temper is explosive. I move things
around the universe. Sea Bass, Sea Bass super super nova
is the answer, Gina. I didn't know that, but strategy.
Speaker 9 (01:18:06):
Wise it was worth taking again, right right, Okay, what are.
Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
The rest of the clues? By the way, I'm curious.
All right, I hate this game.
Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Even children have found me through telescopes. Oasis can someday
be found in a Champagne version.
Speaker 14 (01:18:19):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
I am the end of a star's life cycle. Okay,
wouldn't have got that?
Speaker 9 (01:18:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (01:18:26):
I mean the oays by the oasis when I think
it would have been okay.
Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Okay, So now it's it's it's one to one.
Speaker 9 (01:18:31):
Okay, next one to two fing s c word, yes.
Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Okay, all right, here we go, h Gina, I wanna
go with where am I? Since we haven't had that
one yet.
Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
I'm not a geography person.
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Where am I?
Speaker 10 (01:18:47):
Let's do I'm gonna do who again?
Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
All right, well, I didn't know we could do. Oh
that depends on how many he's got ready, I guess, yeah,
I just brought I just brought a bunch in. All right,
here we go. Uh. I am a writer, teacher, and
political philosopher of Christ. I am Greek.
Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Oh, I lived more than two thousand years ago, Bess,
Bess so Crates. So Crates is incorrect, Gina, I founded
the first college, the Academy of Athens. I was one
of Aristotle's teachers, Gina, Gina, Plato Plato is correct. All right,
(01:19:30):
so you have two points. Technically you've won. All right,
My mom says dinners.
Speaker 10 (01:19:38):
I think I hear my pies burning.
Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Gina, you don't know Greg's philosophy towards cussing on the air.
What it's so unacceptable. Look, and I think we've have
you ever slipped up and done that?
Speaker 10 (01:19:54):
I have, don't think I can't think of another time.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
I mean there's been times I have really, really really
wanted to. We had a dockroach in the studio to cockropes. Yeah,
and I was absolutely verified to the core and it
was Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:20:09):
I was transported to the pub crawl, the pub trivia
game that we thought we were at.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Okay, well, Gina won that round.
Speaker 9 (01:20:15):
Okay, congratulations me.
Speaker 14 (01:20:17):
I do.
Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
We want to take a break into another round for one?
I think enjoy the circumstances.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
I'm glad you that way. I think it's mandatory. It's
going to be next hang on, I to stop kissing
and snuggling turtles. Well, I think that.
Speaker 8 (01:20:31):
I think, Yeah, you could have got Salmon Millers who
sucks out.
Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
If we're keeping score, which we are, because the game
Gina one Sea Bass zero so far in this round
of the smart ass game, mensa the mensah, boy, it's
more like two to one.
Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
We're talking games, not scores. Round yeah yeah, that round
she she won the first round. All right, so first
person to do. We'll start with the Gina once again.
Who what or where.
Speaker 9 (01:21:07):
I don't want to be pressured into where. But we
haven't done it, so yeah, I guess I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Okay, Well again, the clues start very generic and they
get more specific as we go on.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
We're Pacific, right man, Yeah? Pacific?
Speaker 17 (01:21:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
All right? How about this.
Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
I am a country in the Pacific Ocean. I'm a
perfect place for an island vacation.
Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Gina, Gina, Tahiti. That is incorrect.
Speaker 15 (01:21:39):
That's actually smart to play that early because you get
to come back in another extra cush totally.
Speaker 10 (01:21:44):
Meant to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
I became independent in nineteen seventy. Oh, now you're both
back in yep.
Speaker 16 (01:21:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
I used to be home to cannibals. Easy. My major
industries are sugar and tourism. I am famous Gina, Fiji.
The answer is Fiji. Yeah, you know me from water bottles.
(01:22:11):
I am famous for my aqua blue ocean. All right,
so Gina, you gott a you got a point there?
That's good? A sea bass?
Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Who what?
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Where? Let's go where again? Where? All right? Uh? See,
all right, how about this.
Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
I'm a place with no city, state or country. You
may have seen me on public TV. I'm a great
place for learning letters and.
Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
That will be sesame st alright, alright, noise another time, Gina,
who what where?
Speaker 16 (01:22:53):
I mean?
Speaker 9 (01:22:53):
I hated the communist question that neither of us could
really get.
Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
But let's do who who?
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
All right? The communist Communist edition? How about this one?
Who am? I?
Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
I am an animal? I am from Texas. My son's
name is Savage Sam?
Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
What was that me laughing?
Speaker 10 (01:23:24):
Is it Yosemite?
Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Sam?
Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Incorrect? I don't know what this is?
Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Who? A book was written about me? Disney made a
movie about me, Sea Bass, Davy Crockett.
Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Davy Crockett. Is he's fantasy? Actually? I protected my family
from a rabid wolf. H Oh.
Speaker 14 (01:23:52):
Is that it?
Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
You're back in Yeah, you're back in Sea Bass. Sadly,
I died because of rabies. Sea Bass, Sea Bass.
Speaker 9 (01:24:01):
All Yeller, Older, I've never yeller read it or seen it?
Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
All right, Well, it's one it's one round to one round.
What was the bear movie Disney made.
Speaker 10 (01:24:14):
Bernstein Bears.
Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
There's some like live action during the seventies. I'll look
it up. People texted it texted called the Bear yea? AnyWho?
Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Jez man? All right for a tiebreaker about a hard
asked question, This is just there's no clues.
Speaker 9 (01:24:31):
It's just a question and it could be any category.
That's right, we do you tell us what the category is.
It's just hard asks, just a question, a question, okay,
and there build up? Okay, the question?
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
What is it brigantine? A brigantine sea bass sea bass?
A part of a ship? Oh? Can I get greg?
It's like a a bar slash restaurant, right, like a pub.
That's it. It's a sailing ship. It's not heart of
a ship. It's a sailing another word for sailing ship.
Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
Okayd like okay, part of a ship fleet is what I.
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
But I think the fact that I was in the wheelhouse.
All right? How about another one?
Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
What instrument is similar to a violin only slightly Longola?
Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
There you go, Gina? All right, So Gina, the first
time I ever playing is the winner? Thank you very much,
just smart ass game. Thank you not stressful at all
for you.
Speaker 10 (01:25:37):
No, and also thank you so much for your.
Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
Support, especially Menace and everyone just being so u yes,
the support of my new venture of this game.
Speaker 10 (01:25:46):
All right, why are you calling me out because you
were you were the one dogging me the whole time.
I didn't tell you at all.
Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
We'll see what Menace is doing is using humor and sarcasm.
Is that what that was? I'm sorry that off to
get that all right, we'll get to a quick break. Sorry,
it's nothing weird about winning. Yeah, alright, more one show's text.
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
We show.
Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
We'll be right back.
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion
is it lies the Woody Shows.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody. Good morning Boody. Today is Thursday.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
It is February the twentieth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
My name is Woody. That is Menace. Hi, Gina grad Hi,
there's Sammy.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
We got Sea Bass born is here in the show
production department. We've got Morgan our associate producer, Von our
video producer. And today is unfortunately, funeral day. Today is
Greg's brother's funeral, and so we are taking the day
off today so we can go attend that funeral and
be there for Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We'll all be back live here tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
But just because the show is not on the air
live today doesn't mean we don't have a full show
lined up for you.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
We do. And as we always say, if you haven't
heard it, it's new to you.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
That's right coming up on the show today, This smart
ass game Gina against Sea Bass also around a fat chick,
skinny chick.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh wow, that's that's always good. We're gonna get into
the after hours.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Voicemails eight seven seven forty four Woodie, We've got that topic.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
What's a hill that you're willing to die on? Right?
And yeah, we got that? Yeah, what small hill are
you willing to die on?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Here's one we go, Hey, show, I am calling about
the diarrhea of questions. This is the hill that I'm
willing to die on.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
This one goes out for Sammy.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Girls with guy friends think that guys don't want to
do them.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
You're dumb. All guys are waiting for the opportunity to
put it in.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So Sammy, you.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Lied about your little trip that friend wanted to do you.
They're only staying friends.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Waiting for the chance. Wake up.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
So girls that say all, he's only a friend. He
gave me a break. He wants to get it in.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Hi him.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
I mean, he is just a friend.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
He's trying to help you. This is why he, I think,
is being a little bit more aggressive with it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Bibe all this ass asked directly. I understand he's your
friend from how you feel about him. But what he's
saying is do you think if that your friend had
the opportunity to hook up he would do it?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
No? Okay, that's what this is.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Where Doug us in the call live in reality and
you don't.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
But see, I disagree because we have this argument when
people say, oh, I don't want a gay dude in
the locker room, he's gonna check me out in the shower.
And I always point out gay guys are not attracted
to one percent of men. Don't keep yourself that much credit.
But don't you think that?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
As so, basically, as a straight man, what you're saying
is you're attracted to every woman on the planet pretty much.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
But no, no, no, no, no, no, but not so. And
I can't speak for you, Greg, I'm saying, but remember
back when you're let's go back in time when you
were straight. Sure, okay, yeah, straight guys don't even have
to speak to somebody. You just pass somebody and you go,
would wouldn't Yeah, yep, wouldn't. Right, It's a snap decision.
(03:48):
It is.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
So whenever he first saw Sammy and you know they're friends,
of course, but like he already he still knows whatever
the current answer is, whether he's ever going to make
that move or whatever. That's a from question. But he's
sitting there and you go, yep or nope. But the
chances are.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He's a guy. Yep, she's she's got all her limbs, right, Okay,
so she doesn't need the motorized scooter.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Do you look anything or act anything like his current
girlfriend slash wife?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
It's his wife.
Speaker 10 (04:19):
Are you his type?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Well you could tell.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (04:23):
I mean, I don't think I look like her.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
I would say, no, I don't.
Speaker 11 (04:27):
Look like I guess I don't know, like what.
Speaker 12 (04:30):
Type is, but I would like like she bade like air.
She's yeah, she's in very good shape, she has blonde hair.
Speaker 11 (04:40):
She's yeah shape, she's tall, I mean taller than me.
Speaker 12 (04:45):
That's maybe five six.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, so average glasses.
Speaker 12 (04:51):
Yeah, no, is she a guy will walk by it's
very nice.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Any chick and he'll go yep, nope, or I don't know,
maybe in a bench. Yeah, right, but don't never spoke,
never like you never even made eye contact.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Right.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
My point is, you have female friends. It's not like
you would bang any of them if you had the chance.
Speaker 12 (05:12):
And I would like to point out that this friend
we had so much in common of our lives at
this point, that was I mean, it was different.
Speaker 11 (05:21):
We had very similar upbringings.
Speaker 12 (05:22):
We were both divorced at this time we were both
married for a very short period.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Of just making it stronger.
Speaker 10 (05:27):
No, I'm saying, but.
Speaker 13 (05:28):
That's why we were friend That's why we were friends.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Going to be yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
She's never gonna see ourself. I mean, that's the groundwork
for making it happen even more.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Yeah, right, for making friends.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
It's eight seven seven forty four. What after ours voicemail?
Here's one question for Menace on this one.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So I'm on Instagram and I come across a video
that Menace did, and dude, what's with the eyes?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Why do you do this bugged out I thing.
Speaker 14 (05:59):
In every freaking video that you make.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's just creepy, bro.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I have not noticed that, to be honest with you.
I'm gonna look for it now.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
But everyone is always obsessed with like any type of
gesture I do, and then the reason, Yeah, that's constantly.
But I I will give you a reason, because if
I did not do any type of movement with my face,
it would just look like I'm blankly staring into the camera.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
So I have to do some.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Type of movement, but a smile.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. They they're not happy with
the eye movement.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Trying to make a count off at this point.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Change it to the smile, like I make a conscious
effort at this point.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I don't care because of the eyes, stupid ass squinty
eyes that I got. I'm like, how can I make
make sure that my eyes It's like when you go
to the eye doctor and they want to do that
little puffe area and they go, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Keep your eyes open.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, it's so difficult. So like sometimes I've seen pictures
where it's like, yeah, I look like I'm not. I'm like,
it's my eye that squints a lot, right, and so
I'm like, how do I can I control that? Just
the right eye and open it up and whatever, and
then I end up looking even worse?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, any care or.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Shocked constantly cater to every comment because you'll never win.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, I just I didn't notice that. I didn't notice it.
Give me, so what would you do with your eyes?
Show me?
Speaker 8 (07:17):
I just like open my eyes just a little bit,
like so yeah like that like oh yeah, oh so
well look at care. If you want to see yourself
is at menace on Instagram.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
All right, fill your next studio, take your tongue and
go boh, yeah that's yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right now I'm looking at the pictures. Would definitely would.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
Oh thanks at Menace.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh yeah, absolutely, Hoody Hoody Hoody Hoody Show. All right,
welcome back.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
It is the Woody Show, all right, So after hours
voicemails eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, have a I have another one.
This is for Greg, because greg'sman on his diet of
just strictly cottage cheese and half of a sweet potato.
Speaker 14 (08:10):
Oh my god, you guys started talking about the cottage
cheese and peaches. I remember being about five years old
at the dinner table and my mom put that and
turnded me for dessert one night, and the whole argument
on her side was, you've eaten cottage cheese before, and
you've eaten peaches before. What's wrong with this is it?
(08:31):
I sat there until I threw up in the ball.
That was when they finally up from the table. You
guys brought it back a good memory.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Thanks for that one, all right, you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, Well, we were talking about stuff that your mom
made me eat, and then you know Greg with his
cottage cheese infatuation these days, and I.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Never understood mixing cottage cheese and free It's delicious.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's delicious now the peaches, the peaches and cottage cheese combination.
I love.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
It.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
It's so bizarre to me to be fruiting it. Yeah,
it's a tomato, avocado, a little hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Y, maybe some beets, yum. All right.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
And then, since we're talking about food, one more after
hours voicemail this one. This guy's just sick and tired
of this particular thing.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Hey, all in listener here out of Tennessee. You gonna
got a bone to pitch with every single fast food
chain out there these days. I am tired of everyone
using the same sauce and calling his secret sauce special
sauce sauce. Every every single company had a sauce and
(09:42):
it's almost identical, almost the same. When are we gonna
name this thing? I mean, ketchup started as something before
they called it ketchup. I think it's time we give
this special sauce a name. I can't keep track what
you call it. Everywhere we got a brand this thing anyway,
let you guys, all.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Right, but I know I know exactly was talking about
because there's like a subtle difference between this one and
then when this place offers, and it's like, uh, you know,
the Japanese steakhouse places got together and they said, all right, cool,
yum yum.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Sauce, right the ketchup mayo and relish.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
No no, no, no, there's there there are different ones.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Like you said, I strongly disagreed that they all taste
the same, but they're very similar.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
But yeah, they.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Kind of just like whatever chain it is, like cane
sauce or.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
All right, So we've thrown around the idea just because
that'd be ironic. Wood, you show book club, you know,
uh today for Wood to show book Club. I'm gonna
start with a question. And this is something I'm sure
keeps Sea Bass up at night. What edit do you
feel like your co workers respect you?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Does it? Two? It's a good question. I would say,
I don't think he keeps them up at night. I was,
I mean, I don't think. I don't think you really
think about it one way or the other. Yeah, I
think you are respected. Yeah, I think I think you are,
especially your work ethic, your you know, creativity for sure. Yeah,
it's like why they would socially a little strange, but
(11:21):
I mean, you know, you turn it on. He could
be lovely at times. Yeah, thank you, you know charming.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh, by the way, we got a couple of notifications
about this from a couple of people, but I guess
Howard Stern was mentioning cart Narks.
Speaker 15 (11:33):
Yeah, this is is actually we just brought this up
on the show. They did an interview with me or
a pre interview back during the super Bowl week and
I did they and guys, I don't know what this
is ever, you're going to air whatever, blah blah blah.
I guess they had time and they did like a package,
so they didn't. I wasn't live on the air, but
I don't know. And I haven't heard the segment yet
either because I guess.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It just aired yesterday and it's like just replaying this week.
So nice. Yeah, yeah, getting a little shine after like
you know, it was the moments in Shock Jockey, so
that was a return of the favor. Yeah. Anyway, you want.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
To earn your co workers respect, and if that's the case,
some things that you need to do, according to this
quote leadership expert. He's got a book. What is show
book Club? It's called the mentally strong leader. And he
says that whether you're the boss or you're an entry
level employee, there are three categories of things that you
need to do to gain people's respect to work. And
let's see how well we all do with these things,
(12:30):
all right? Number one, give, be generous with your time
and knowledge, Praise other people's efforts, take time to offer
good feedback, and give other people your respect. I think
pretty much we actually do that easy. All joking aside,
I think we are pretty good at that.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
And it's like, I don't understand people who withhold compliments
like if something's good, like you want to let somebody know.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
It creates a good.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Vibe, get too big, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
But it's like something honey, I mean I always I
always want to let somebody know.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Next one is resist resist the temptation to gossip about
co workers.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We failed that.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
I love that narrative that you don't get gossip more
than anybody.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Don't get roped into being negative and taking the credit to.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Don't get up into being negative. We can we can
discuss this in a second. Let me just get through
the tip, just a.
Speaker 15 (13:25):
Tip as you're giving it and resist taking credit for stuff,
even when it's deserved.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Be modest instead, sea Bess and talk about how it
was a group effort. They'll still know you deserve the credit,
but they'll respect you for resisting.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
Oh yeah, a little more modesty.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I believe that. Oh well, you know that's the original
game code. I don't know if they know that, you'll,
I don't.
Speaker 15 (13:52):
You don't necessarily always get the recognition because some people
will either they'll try to sweep it under the team, like, oh, we,
as a team, we created this, Like no, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, like for example, you have something specific in mind. No, no,
I'm just saying.
Speaker 15 (14:05):
Like for this, not for this show necessarily, but in general,
a manager will kind of like try to make everyone
feel good and say, oh, look as.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
A team week and then the hangar on get credit.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Exactly because you know, Greg has always claimed responsibility and
credit for card Arks.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's not a claim, it's just the name. The name
Cardnarks did not come from. That actually came from a text.
All yeah, that came from a text. I forget what
cart police or whatever we called it original shaming well
to be fair, but see that's the thing is that
was I think actually that the way I remember it
is more of a collective thing because we were talking
about Greg's pet peeve about people not returning their cards,
(14:48):
and then we were in the office. That was the
thing on the air, has a very bad you'd like
to have your pie thing you had wrong for years.
You just kind of made up.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
Like you see what he'll go with the not not
not that he's lying, Yeah, he just goes with like
the easiest thing that he can remember.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
It makes sense to him, right, and and then it
just sticks.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Right exactly, and then he repeats it again and that right,
and then it just becomes fact right, which is this
is not a slam, it's just because I here's the
way I remember it.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I remember, I'll just telling you that you guys can
fill in like you guys can fill in the gaps
or whatever, correct the information. But we were talking about
things like that that just are annoying people, you know,
annoying things. And one of the things, the cart thing
came up. Greg was on the air.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It was a pet peeve kind of thing talking about that,
and then I do remember being in the office and
Sea Bass was at this time, you know, he was
always he's always down for a project, as we know,
always still down for a project, right.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And so it was one of those like things that
somebody just kind of threw out in one of those
collective conversations in the office about you know, dude, go
out to the grocery store for five minutes and you'll
find somebody. And he tried, and like the first one
of the second one that you did was a super explosive.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
And then I said we should call it Cardner. But
that's the thing, I guess. So what was it that
gave me the I think that that's that's closer.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
To the reality. I don't think it was on the
air though that we started. I think it was off
the air.
Speaker 15 (16:06):
But anyway, but the point that the Greg Greg's point again,
I appreciate that he shares the passion that I do,
but that's not what I tell people when they ask
me about it, and like, how do you get this
off the grounds? Like you've got to go out and
do the thing right. Making the observation is one thing
that's but that's you know, to follow through literally Charles
Schultz in nineteen ninety one and a Peanuts comic that
I have printed out here in the office made a
(16:28):
point that Snoopy was mad at Woodstock for not returning
a shopping card.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
He just left it against the tree.
Speaker 15 (16:33):
So the observation isn't unique to us, Sure, to Greg
or anybody else.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
No, it's definitely not.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
It's what you do with the execution. Yeah, I have
to do with it. And then the final tip, what
do you show book club today?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Again?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
This is a guy. He's a he's a leadership expert.
The book is called The Mentally Strong Leader. These three
categories of things that you need to do to gain
your co workers respect. Give and be generous with your
time and knowledge. Resist the temptation of gossip about co workers,
to take credit for stuff you will It's dessert. Number
three is exude, meaning exude professionalism, which includes not being
(17:05):
late to stuff, being open, honest and transparent, exuding confidence, collaboration,
be accountable for your own mistakes, be authentic. When people
know they're getting the real youth, they respect you for it.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Sure, he's all seemed kind of obvious. Of course, all
this stuff is the book, guys to show book club. Now,
you might wonder if you know we have a theory
about this where this animosity between Greg and Sea Bass
even came from? Where did it start? And let's let's
(17:39):
talk about that.
Speaker 15 (17:40):
Let'speak specific there with this animosity from Greg towards Sea Bass,
not between, I don't share the animosity.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And animas Okay, Is it possible that Sea Bass started
teasing Greg because Greg made out with one of his girlfriends?
Could be I was honestly not even know where that happened. Really,
(18:09):
I thought you knew about that.
Speaker 15 (18:10):
But like, but like the same way you would make
out with whoever, Julianna.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Or Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
I mean, obviously we weren't going at it right Number one,
number one girls.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Number one didn't Number two don't care.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Because that was one of the theories floated at one point.
Isn't the reason there was maybe animosity towards gregor because
her lady?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
He was tongue in your lady? Yeah, it was just tongue. Yeah,
it's impossible for me because I honestly didn't even know.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Interesting it doesn't freak you out.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Again, Gina hasn't seen it yet, but Greg used to
be very promiscuous.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
I have tried to get gregged five.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Different Yeah, so far, no gregging of Gina has out
of it, Sammy, did you ever get Gregg?
Speaker 14 (18:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
No, I would never. I think we just need to
get mussed enough. That's not the same you.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Would her, Oh, I would never. Those days are over,
I know, even in a blackout drunkenness.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
One thing I don't know, Greg is how how did
you end up making out with Sea Bess's girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah? How that happened? How did that happen?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I mean it involved booze. Of course, it was at
a wine bar, and I think we were drunk, drunk ish,
not drunk, but drunk there at a wine bar. No, no,
no wine bar. And it was myself, Mario. And then,
speaking of which, Julianne and Seabass's.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Ex why was she there?
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Because she became friends with julian It would be fun
if we if the four of us made out.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
That's what happened to Julianne.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Yeah, julian I'm like, well, I'm not I've already I mean,
I basically have made out with Julianne, so that wouldn't
be exciting.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
But what would he made out with? Mario? One hundred thousands? Right?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
And then I thought, well, it would be exciting if
it'll be fun, would be to make out with her instead,
and then Mario, you can make out with julian since
you've never gregged her made out, so we just did that.
We just all stood up kind of like a key public.
I just started kissing and then we took pictures. I
thought it was kind of fun and excited. It was
(20:25):
very weird outdoor set.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
By the way, did you.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Like send one to Sea Bass?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Did you post him or anything?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah? Maybe I would have to go. I doubt that
would have been funny. Like check it out. Here's a
picture of me making out with Sea Bass's girlfriend. Wonder
and I even Facebook friends with Greg my Facebook we
are nice.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
Or would Julianne have posted them?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Maybe? Probably julian Again, it's that would have been a thing,
because again Greg does that with everybody. Yeah, and it's
not like his thing came out. Yeah, it's not like
his thinking. Would I don't say.
Speaker 15 (21:02):
This to be disrespectful in the way you're thinking, but
like if we talked about this before, like if girls
make out with other girls at a party, no one cares,
not that Greg's a girl.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
But legally it's the same right level level girl threat
level girl.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
Yeah, exactly makes sense, which is how some bisexual quote
unquote guys sneak their way, sneak their way in.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Past the front. But I don't believe Greg would be
that trend. No, all right, well there goes that theory. Guys,
I gotta find this photo. That's the first I've heard
that theory. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Would he I can handle twelve men at once.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I don't think it's appropriate.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Even if I'm small, I can handle.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Tense ten.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's how you play the dirty minds game. We know
who you are? Would show? All right, well, welcome back. Hey,
uh that chick skinny chick. Yeah, oh, let's do it. Yes,
promised that chick skinny chick? All right? So uhallier?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yes, a person many people have volunteered want to be
the person who gets to answer all the questions. We
are just asking questions until we feel like we've got
a good handle on who we're talking to. Are we
talking to a fat check or a skinny chick? Not
as easy, Not as easy.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
As one would think. I think we got stumped the
last couple.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Maybe everyone, but you would.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I've been pretty good at this. I've been pretty good. Well,
then don't do that, because then you're gonna screw me up. Yeah,
all right.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
So we have a volunteer, and let's say hello to
our volunteer. Let's say hello to Amy. Hey, good morning Amy, Amy,
Hi guys. All right, so Amy, just to verify, nobody
has put a gun to your head or forced you
to participate in this silly ass game that we're doing
for a radio show.
Speaker 16 (22:51):
It's just for fun, right of course, no one can
make fun of themselves, you know, what's the point?
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Yes, exact, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
All right, So we have a bunch of questions.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
All we ask is that you fight your natural instinct
to lie and just give us some honest answers, and
then we're gonna try to guess fat check or skin
you check. Now, just by being our volunteer today and
being such a great sport, we're gonna set you up
with a prize.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So that's gonna be your that's gonna be your reward,
just for being honest.
Speaker 16 (23:17):
Okay, all right, okay, So am I honest? Am I
supposed to like whatever?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
No, you're supposed to be honest? You you gotta give
us the honest answers, honest answers only.
Speaker 16 (23:26):
Okay, all right, I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Okay, all right, who wants to go first with the questions?
Speaker 10 (23:32):
I go, okay, okay, what kind of So do do
you drink?
Speaker 16 (23:37):
Diet coke?
Speaker 15 (23:38):
Actually?
Speaker 16 (23:38):
No, I changed to seven up zero zero?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
I do support the zeros like those.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
Yes, what was something your mom always cooked?
Speaker 16 (23:52):
She really actually refrighting?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Uh they're delicious.
Speaker 14 (23:56):
Yeah, they're good.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Nice. Okay? Do you have long hair or short hair
or in between?
Speaker 16 (24:01):
I'm in between. Actually I'm growing it out. I had
an episode and I just kind of cut it super short.
I learned my lesson what.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Kind of what kind of milk do you buy?
Speaker 16 (24:13):
Let's see, it depends because you know the damn kids.
One of them flacktails intolerant, and then I go for long,
you know, fat, and then I got fat milk for
my lattist.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Fancy do you snore?
Speaker 16 (24:28):
My husband says yes, okay, so yes, I do snore.
Apparently do you? I haven't heard it? So whatever?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
What is the accent? What's your nationality?
Speaker 16 (24:39):
I'm Mexican?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Mexican? Then how many kids do you have?
Speaker 16 (24:42):
I have three?
Speaker 9 (24:45):
Do you work out sometimes?
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Do you have a gym membership?
Speaker 16 (24:50):
I don't don't have my straight mail at home.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Or like, you don't attend any kind of classes at all? No,
what is your favorite type of Mexican food?
Speaker 16 (25:01):
My mom? Let's see it would have to.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
What about did you play an instrument in high school?
Speaker 16 (25:12):
Oh? God no?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Did you play sports in school?
Speaker 16 (25:16):
I did not?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You did not? No?
Speaker 14 (25:19):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Were you in any clubs? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Just for like, you know, to get into college, you know,
like what kind of just kind of to look more
well rounded.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Like what kind of clubs?
Speaker 16 (25:32):
It was just for like Mexican American club. I only
showed up once.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
Wow, really prideful.
Speaker 16 (25:39):
Yeah, I took a picture shut up in the yearbook.
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I'm like, that's smart. Uh do you tuck your shirt
in or do you leave it untucked?
Speaker 16 (25:52):
I normally wear dresses though, So that's dresses.
Speaker 10 (25:58):
Do you prefer to cook or to bay?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Neither?
Speaker 16 (26:02):
I have my husband, He's amazing at both. I.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Do you have any tattoos?
Speaker 16 (26:10):
I do?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
What what are they and where are they?
Speaker 16 (26:13):
Okay? So I have one to three in my back.
They are for Supernatural, the show I'm a huge fan show.
Then I have another one that's for like the molecule
for happiness. Certain they have angel I have angel wings,
and my best friend and I have tattoos of bubbles
(26:34):
because you know that whole bubble and you know what
is it essential oils? You know it's it's a joke
on all of that funny.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
All right, but where they're all on your back.
Speaker 16 (26:47):
On back, arms and foot on your foot. And I
have a Starbucks tattoo.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Was going to get a tattoo and probably like a
Starbucks's or a Staley bug.
Speaker 16 (27:02):
Yeah basic. At the bottom of the tattoos is a
Starbucks plus basic.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh that's a love it.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Okay, So for your Starbucks order, does it come with
a dome on top or a regular lid?
Speaker 16 (27:13):
Regular lid?
Speaker 10 (27:15):
That is a good question. You're a Starbucks go or
do you know where Gina was leaning into?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Do you do you consider yourself to be impulsive?
Speaker 17 (27:23):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (27:24):
Yeah, okay?
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Are you a big drinker? Do you like a hard alcohol?
Speaker 16 (27:28):
I'm actually a lightweight to Mark Laitis and I'm puking.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
And Mommy, have you ever have you ever cheated on
your partner or a partner? No? Never, a partner.
Speaker 14 (27:41):
Never.
Speaker 16 (27:41):
We had an open marriage.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
But oh yeah, really okay, so a quick break from you.
How does that work?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Like so, uh, like he can go do whatever he wants,
You can do whatever you want, but like there's always
some kind of ground rule, right, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 16 (27:59):
Just of that, you know, whoever we were supposed to
meet him? That was so many years ago. Actually that's
why I hooked up with my current husband.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
Oh for me.
Speaker 16 (28:08):
So I met my husband, I was like, you know what,
I am so happy. The grass is not greener anymore.
On the other side, you know, I'm just happy.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Wait current to current husband. Current marriage not an open relationship.
Speaker 16 (28:21):
Oh, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Oh okay.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I don't know if this question is too on the nose,
but do you own a bathroom scale?
Speaker 10 (28:31):
I do, okay?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
And where do you keep it? Is it out and
about or like tucked away?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (28:36):
In the bathroom? You know everybody can see it.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Oh okay, So it's just sitting down one piece bathing
suit or a two piece bathing suit.
Speaker 16 (28:44):
I don't swim, so I've done two and one. I
really don't care.
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Are you more of a cat person or a dog person.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
I'm a dog person. I have three dogs.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh wow, okay, Target our Walmart Target?
Speaker 10 (28:58):
What kind of what size dog do you have?
Speaker 16 (29:01):
I have a tiny little Mangie mut she's ten pounds.
I have a twenty pound dustin terrier and a seventy
pound boxer.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
Oh wow, awesome range.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
How many pairs of jeans do you own?
Speaker 16 (29:16):
At least ten?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Ten? Ten jeans?
Speaker 11 (29:20):
How often do you have you said you have grandkids?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
How often do you.
Speaker 11 (29:22):
Get like the whole family together for like an event?
Speaker 16 (29:26):
Well, I'm an only child so pretty often. Yeah, and
my husband Sami, lives in Chicago. So often?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Do you prefer thongs or boy shorts?
Speaker 16 (29:36):
Boy shorts?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Boy shorts?
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Do you own any I'm locked down, I'm locked too.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
But do you own any high heels?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yes, okay, I'm totally locked You're locked in yep. Okay,
all right. How would you rate your skills in bed
on a scale of one to ten? And have you
done any.
Speaker 16 (29:59):
My momms listening to it? Come on?
Speaker 10 (30:02):
I would say at eight and that's all right up there?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay? And yeah, how do you feel about anally on
board off board?
Speaker 16 (30:11):
What's in it for me?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Very good question question?
Speaker 10 (30:15):
Yeah, the answer to the question right, okay? So nice
everybody price so she's open to it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
But like, okay, I got you, I got you. Is
everybody locked in? Yeah? I think yeah? All right? Well
locked in? All right? Who wants to go through? Greg?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Do you want to give a I was going to
just glom onto your answer, but I am. It's weird
because I was eighty percent of the answers to me
said fat. But then the angel wings tattoo on her
back that said skinny to me. She likes high heels,
skinny to me?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
How old is the angel wing tattoo? Just like how
long did you get these.
Speaker 18 (31:00):
Here?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
So not that long?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
I mean a good amount. And then a lightweight drinker
that says skinny to me. And also the I mentioned
the high heels, the big dog that requires a lot
of energy. Okay, so I'm going.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Skinny all right? Greg is locked in on skinny.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Even though most of her first answers said fat to me, Well, yeah,
that's can.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
I jump in? That's why most of her first answers
scream fat to me?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Right?
Speaker 8 (31:26):
The you know, multiple kids, it's very hard to work
off all that, she said, yeah, three kids, right, yeah, yeah,
and then the type of food that you're into, Yeah,
it's I don't know, You're gonna have to work out
a lot to work off all that stuff, so I'm
still leaning fat.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
All right, man, this is on team fat, all right, Gina.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
The tell for me was when you asked if she
had a gym membership or you know, if she works out,
you said not really, I have a treadmill. But like whatever,
you know, we all have that treadmill that's now a
clothes hanger. And I feel you, girl, and I'm going
to go with fat chick.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
All right, genus is all right, Sammy, I'm also going fat.
Speaker 12 (32:07):
And a lot of the answers, but the main one
for me is that her husband cooks for her and
bakes for her and is an amazing cook, which sounds
like he's cooking and baking.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
All the time and it's really good.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
So that's my main reason, the ultimate reason.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Now here's what I had in the skinny column.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I had the high heels right, the fact that she's
raising herself an eight out of ten sex department. That's
typically the overconfidence, and the fact that she's not super
open to anal listeners or really something in that's all
skinny chick behavior or skinny chick traits. Right now, when
it comes to the column that I had for things
under the fat column, the diet or zero there in fact,
(32:52):
the zero sugar stuff, the whole milk purchasing. She's impulsive,
which means that you kind of grab it things, and
the fact that she was in an open relationship. I
don't know a lot of like you know, like it's
not like the hot skinny people that have the open relationships.
The scale, definitely, because if it's not a thing, you're
(33:12):
not thinking about it, you wouldn't even buy the scale.
The ten pairs of jeans because those are ten pairs
in different sizes. Boy shorts over thongs for obvious reasons.
The treadmill I also had under that thing. But here's
the thing, Like Greg.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
As much as I am lean to say, I'm going skinny,
and let me tell you why, because I think the
husband doing all this stuff, I think that's just one
of those things unless he's just like a total simp,
you know what I mean. Yeah, I think she's got
(33:46):
to be.
Speaker 19 (33:48):
Think.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Yeah, Like if we hadn't talked about that, like I
think my vote would have been for fat. But I'm
going skinny. I'm on skinny on them with Greg.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Okay, okay, so three fats, two skittys.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, yeah, all right, so we uh, we do have
the results. Now we have a picture that you sent
over here. We're gonna we're gonna take a look at that.
But we're all gonna do this on the on the
count of three, okay, all right, all right, and then
that way, let's see. Okay, you guys ready the staples,
but not open it. Yeah, be careful, don't open don't okay,
(34:26):
fat chick.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Skinny chick. This is Amy.
Speaker 19 (34:30):
And on the count of three, one, two, three, Oh,
we are wrong, buddy, very very attractive.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
I gotta win once again.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Wait a minute, why why why is there a picture
of Barney?
Speaker 16 (34:51):
I was comparing myself Barney.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
I love her.
Speaker 10 (34:57):
She's loving.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Wow, yeah you were. I gotta tell you like you.
You are definitely fun like talking to hilarious in her.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
Comments with the Barney and in her dress she said,
who wore it better?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
All right? Yeah, I'm just seeing that fat check it. Amy,
Thank you so much.
Speaker 16 (35:15):
Made me make a glorification about the cooking. Yeah, yeah,
I am the worst cook. I would probably give everybody.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Lucky you for your husband. Yeah, I know it's good
for him. Well, Amy, hang on one second. Thank you
so much for being see I should have been man.
I heard her say it, and I didn't think anything
of it. The very beginning of the call and we
said we were asking her about volunteering and things like that,
she made a comment goes, everybody should be able to
(35:47):
have fun and make a joke about themselves, right like that.
I would have put that comment. I would have put
that comment under the under the correct category. I would
have put a name, though, Amy, that's a skinny chick name.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I agree.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
You really had us getting that was fun?
Speaker 7 (36:05):
That was good.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, all right, well Amy, hang on one second. We'll
get all your information surprise. Thank you again for being
for listening to the Woody Show. You bye, alright, there's
there's Amy. Everybody. Oh yes, she's funny. Yeah, all right,
we're gonna ta get you a quick break. We got
some more Woodies show coming up for your next hang on,
(36:27):
will be right back. It's a Woody show.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
If you're just tuning in and we're coming off a
fresh round of fat Chick, Skinny Chick.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
You're so mad at your Exhilary, I know and see
I have all this gut. Why don't I follow it?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
What's the point of having all this gut and not following.
Speaker 10 (36:48):
It really depressed because you were on quite the man
it was.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I was finally a lot of questions on the text
seven to four.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
What's the appropriate way to reach out to Morgan to
be a future fat chick skinny chicken testing?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Morgan? How do you prefer let me bring Morgan up here?
How do you prefer people do that?
Speaker 13 (37:07):
Email is probably best email in my email, Yeah, it's
Morgan Cook at iHeartMedia dot com.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
But then just make sure you include a full body photo,
naked clothes whatever, yeah, or you know what, Yeah, yeah,
you can have clothes on, but make sure it's full body.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
But yeah, or you know, you just sad into the
show email too, and I can make sure that she
gets Does you have you have access to the Woodie
show email?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
No? Don't really?
Speaker 7 (37:34):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
How was that?
Speaker 10 (37:35):
How does she not get clearance?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That's one of those things I feel like I've I've
given out the access to like different people and nobody
knows how to give them. Yeah, I think take it away.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Really, I don't know anyway, So five years ago, we'll
get that work done. You know, that's probably the best way.
Email at the woodieshow dot com just keep it simple.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Well, she just gave out her email anyway, that's fine
if you could send the nude photos there future trip
show and we are into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. And a good morning
to you. So what do you show? I'm Woody, that's
Greg Gory. We got Menace. Hi, gena grad is here,
(38:21):
we got Sea Bass. They're Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us up
with the text over to two two nine eight seven.
Morgan joins us here in the main studio.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Hello, Hello, al right, do you ever get nervous when
it's time to come into the main studio?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Ever most of the time, Yes, it's half the time.
I don't know what it's for.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
But you know what this is for?
Speaker 13 (38:44):
So well yeah, well not the specific design, right, I
mean to eat something gross?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Okay, so let me let me tell you how this works.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
We had a we had a conversation where Morgan was
saying that she would like to get a nose job. Yes,
and so nose jobs lost money, Yeah, I do. So
we've done dare for dollars, right, yeah, and this is
one of those things.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
That was it, Gina.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
Yeah, I came up with the name, the name first, Yes,
the name first, Meal of Fortune in a way that
she could eat food and earn money.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Oh easy, I like it.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
So four categories seafood, spicy food, dog food, mystery meat,
and nothing should should kill you. So yeah, we're gonna
break this up into two segments. So in the next segment,
we'll do two of them. Okay, and so what will
the first two categories be?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Off the jump?
Speaker 7 (39:31):
Okay, seafood two hundred, dog food two hundred.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Incredible, fearless Okay, seafood two hundred, dog food for two hundred.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
It is Morgan's Meal of Fortune.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
This is the Woodie Show.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
A little scream there was part of a Morgan's dare
for dollars. Yeah, good time, yea the times. Yeah, that's
the tainted the stun. It was the stun, I believe.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, gloves. So Sea Bass has your first couple of
courses already said, do you have a chance to earn
eight hundred dollars this morning?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yes? I do.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Wait with a segment we're calling Meal of Fortune. Four
categories seafood, spicy, dog food, and mystery meat.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
Two different categories dog for.
Speaker 7 (40:27):
The miss Chick. I don't like how you guys laughed
about that.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You know, you all know what they are, right, Sea Bass,
and I bought them, all right, So which one do
you want to go with? First? Do you want to
go with the dog food or the seafood? First?
Speaker 7 (40:37):
Dog food?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Dog food?
Speaker 10 (40:39):
Okay, that is shocking, all right?
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Now you picked the two hundred dollars dog food option. Yeah,
and for two hundred dollars, Sea Bass, what does she
have to take a bite of and swallow?
Speaker 15 (40:50):
It's actually a very dried food, something that even looks
like human food. And this was a Greg Gory suggestion
that I fully roof of because because.
Speaker 10 (41:01):
Greg and I have both tried, we tried tried to
eat this item and could not finish.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
It was shocking. And that is something that you may
have in your pantry at home right now, kids.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
And think looks delicious, And that would be Greg begon sorry.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
You yeah, yeah, now you can look all right. So
just like you say the dogs, my dog goes crazy,
and you would take out and think.
Speaker 13 (41:27):
My dog not eat, You're about to find out why
it sucks, because it's like the cheapest treat.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
You can buy.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, like my dog. My dog loves pepperoni. Oh yeah,
barbecue bacon looks fun. It looks normal. Now do we
want to break off a bite?
Speaker 15 (41:45):
I would say to put it in your mouth, bite
it off, and then and see if you can swallow?
Speaker 7 (41:49):
Yeah, okay, because can you let me like how big
of a bite?
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Where your thumb is? I would say, this is good?
Speaker 10 (41:54):
Yeah, once I do it and a half two inches?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah, all right, here we go. That's Morgan. This is
the dog food category. Two hundred dollars, two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Here we go with a begging strip.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Here, I just gotta go quick think jerky.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Oh okay, she's got her eyes closed. Yeah, like her
shoulders keep going.
Speaker 7 (42:20):
Up my body.
Speaker 10 (42:22):
Could you bring the puke bucking over?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah? Yeah, trash can all right? Yeah, that's your best
bad as.
Speaker 7 (42:31):
It doesn't even taste bad.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I don't know why I can't serious. Maybe because it's
too dry. Okay, see it looks like she was about
to Yeah, all right.
Speaker 10 (42:41):
What do you think he's in there?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Like horse penis?
Speaker 7 (42:43):
It's really bad for you bullpizzle? Yeah stop it.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, let's let's let's not pile and make it worse
she's already either.
Speaker 10 (42:51):
Just my favorite word, all right.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
She's still chewing.
Speaker 7 (42:56):
Yeah, I want to get like, it's hard to get
into a consistency.
Speaker 10 (43:01):
You really want to water, you really want to taste water.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Water good idea. Actually, yeah, let's get her a bottle.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
You have to give her a coke zero.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
You want my diae cooke an there, give it to her,
all right, Actually drink while eating.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, sure, if you need to add a little moisture.
But I don't think you should know. If you want
to put out like that, it's fine, see, because there's
something too dry, Like there's no way to get that.
When I tried to bag and strip, it was like
she gag number two, hold on, hold on, d didn't
have quickly quickly, quickly, just just swallow, swallow it quickly. Yeah, wow,
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so to go just about to lose it.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
It almost came out.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
I didn't hurt everything.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
And you smell so heinous and morgan. Did you get
like a blasted chemical favor flavor in there?
Speaker 7 (44:00):
It was chemical the whole time. Like the smell is
just overwhelmingly chemical.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
It's like barbecue sauce and wood varnish.
Speaker 13 (44:08):
The taste was so mild, to me, it's not even bad,
like it's just the hardness and the consistency.
Speaker 10 (44:13):
Yeah, you see what your dog wanting it.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Okay, so we're gonna have two hundred dollars to work out.
Speaker 10 (44:17):
Yes there, all right, can you can hold onto that DC.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I don't want to have another item ready to go.
She picked the seafood category as item number two. Here
in this first round.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Of Morgan's Meal of fortune, Sea Bass is bringing in
the next item. She's got the blindfold on.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
It's another two hundred dollars. It's another two hundred dollars item.
She's already got two hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
Great, it's still like little dog treats in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
All right.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
The seafood category, it's a Korean disho Korean barbecue.
Speaker 10 (44:54):
You can you can buy these any Korean barbecue.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (44:58):
You probably know it by it's name, not she more
or or octopus, but not just occupuses. Excuse me, these
are baby occupuses.
Speaker 7 (45:16):
Occupuses.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I take a look.
Speaker 13 (45:19):
This is sad actually basically cal Mauri right, but he
got the head on, but the octopus.
Speaker 7 (45:25):
I watched the documentary So Smart, such a great movie.
It sucks.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Okay, so I would say that the head and half
of the Yeah, that's about heart, that's about right.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Can you do that?
Speaker 16 (45:41):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (45:41):
I don't want to be a little bit so bad,
but I don't think I can do that.
Speaker 10 (45:44):
What if she just ate the flat?
Speaker 7 (45:46):
I mean I will try it. Hopefully it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
If it was just the tentacles, it would rule.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
I don't like the head. It looks like.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Just awful.
Speaker 13 (45:55):
Okay, I mean I don't have a choice, right, No
you do, I mean no, I made the decision. I
can't go back to one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Now that's.
Speaker 7 (46:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
But either way, you already have two hundred dollars. Okay,
so if you don't get through this one, you still
have the two hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (46:11):
True.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
All right, name this baby occupant.
Speaker 7 (46:18):
I don't know. Patricia just came to my Tricia.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
All right, here we go. This is baby octopus. The
food two hundred dollars item for it may score.
Speaker 7 (46:27):
It yet, Oh really, if they're inking it, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I have no idea. You get Morgan's meal of fortune.
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (46:35):
God, I really don't want to do the head.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Oh oh, chew, chew, chew, che che chewy chuly.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
I didn't expect it to be bitten that easily, Like
it just kind.
Speaker 17 (46:48):
Of fell off the bone cartilage because you went off
like when you start, Okay, there goes my there because
she seemed to hide herself up beforehand, and then once
she took the her face kind of mellowed out, right, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
Because I mean it doesn't taste bad, it's just it's
the mental aspect.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
How much you got off that one one little tentacle
still around?
Speaker 10 (47:11):
You still got the head is dangling.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
If you ever lost.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
She still has it, still has it?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Come on, you go, girlfriend, scrapping out, come out.
Speaker 10 (47:31):
I would die right now, Greg, Okay, no menace.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
For menace. Of all the times he's puture to the studio,
he has never sprayd Gregg.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
Yeah, all right, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
How much secondary? Yeah, I'm so sorry. Okay, cand of
throw another proposal out there. How much menace to eat
the head?
Speaker 8 (48:17):
Why do I always get dragged into because you're challenges?
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I will offer you money.
Speaker 10 (48:23):
Let me just do the food challenges.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
No, it's just so far. Okay, two categories in two
hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
We have two more categories to go Spicy and mystery
meat category.
Speaker 7 (48:34):
Is the nosetop really that worth it?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
That's a question. You made it and just in time
back Okay, I still feel so bad, Greg, It's okay, okay,
So Morgan, you're just tuning in. This is Morgan's meal
of fortune. She had a chance to earn eight hundred
dollars up to up to eight hundred dollars just by
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trying these different things.
Speaker 4 (49:02):
She actually got down the begging strips, the dog food
category two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
That's two hundred bucks. Where she failed was getting down
a baby octopus Patricia. Yeah, but the nobody and nobody, uh,
nobody is willing.
Speaker 7 (49:18):
To uh, but it's a delicacy.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Guys, eat it.
Speaker 15 (49:21):
If you tell me number one that my cyber truck rules,
and if you promise never to make your libelous and
slanderous ball jokes ever again.
Speaker 10 (49:30):
Oh the cyber truck, no deal.
Speaker 7 (49:36):
Say, though you did, that's not worth The truck is
really cool. Yeah, I love it. I've seen it. It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Get a conspicuous pit place in the past couple of days.
Oh yeah, everybody could see it.
Speaker 11 (49:46):
Yeah, my spot that I normally park.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
That's the funniest part. Paying the ass.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
The garage is wide open. Move you can park literally anyone.
Speaker 7 (49:56):
You know what it's like.
Speaker 11 (49:57):
You're used to your usual spot that you.
Speaker 10 (49:58):
Park your own you the king my spot.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Yea, yeah yeah. But I'm also way crazier than she is.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Okay, So we have two other categories here again, there's
the one hundred dollars option, the two hundred dollars option,
and the two categories that are left, spicy and mystery meat.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Which category would you like to go with? First?
Speaker 7 (50:20):
Let's do mystery meat.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Mystery because back to your strategy of believe spicy for last,
because she can be ended by spy.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Right, so mystery meat? Would you like the one hundred
dollars option or the two hundred dollars option?
Speaker 7 (50:31):
You guys really think I'm a little bit y. Yeah,
that's right. Two hundred bags, right.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
You are go, two hundred bucks. Sea Bass is going
to go retrieve the item. We got the mask on,
the ie mask on, so she cannot see as Sea
Bass is bringing in the next item, and.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
I'm still kind of shaking us a little bit.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
He's on his way back in right now, all right.
He's going to put the food item there on the table.
The two hundred dollars option for the mystery meat category
is what sea bass.
Speaker 10 (51:01):
It is again, as all of these are a delicacy. Delicacy.
Speaker 15 (51:07):
Also, we have a theme in Korea, but you can
find us in many, many, many different cultures. Correct, it
is a spicy sausage made of blood. Yes, spicy blood sausage,
Korean blood. The mask off, I think you got pretty okay,
(51:29):
like the deep fried.
Speaker 13 (51:30):
It like a little sauce on top of it. It's
got a little looks like I'd get it at the fair. Yeah,
basically spicy. I thought that was a whole different category.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Trust me.
Speaker 15 (51:41):
The spicy category is actually spicy. This is you know,
if this spicy or not, it won't be like yeah,
put you on the floor.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
The main feature here is not spicy. The main feature
is blood sausage.
Speaker 13 (51:51):
Right okay, And the sausage is made of all the
parts of the whole body of something.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
Doesn't look I've had blood sausage in Ireland. Yeah it's
are we just just going to tell her what it is.
It's pig blood that they roll an oats and it
makes you not have makes a uh sausage like feel. Yeah,
it's almost like an oat cake. It's mostly oats.
Speaker 15 (52:16):
Yeah, but the moisture is blows the blood In Korea,
then I call it Sunday, but it's not ice cream
and all.
Speaker 10 (52:23):
Think about a really rare steak.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 10 (52:27):
Also it's a delicacy where.
Speaker 7 (52:28):
They look how happy the guy is on the front
of the people want to you.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Want a knife and a corner? Like again? About like
how much? About like a Gregory penis size?
Speaker 7 (52:41):
Like heavy?
Speaker 10 (52:44):
It looks heavy from here. It kind of looks like
a turd.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Oh wow, that's what.
Speaker 7 (52:47):
I'm telling you, guys. This is what my bathroom might
look like.
Speaker 10 (52:51):
Later with the deep Friday. It kind of has like
a veinings to it.
Speaker 7 (52:56):
Yeah heavy? Is the blood going to out when I.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Take a bite off the bottom end there? The top
end is a lot of fried uh yeah? What they
call that the crispy? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? So about this
about this much? Just like just a regular bite? All right?
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (53:13):
This is Korean blood sausage two hundred dollars. It's Morgan's
Morgan's meal of fortune, Korean blood sausage.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Thank you? All right?
Speaker 7 (53:22):
I got this. Let me not spit it on you, okay?
Speaker 2 (53:27):
Two hundred dollars on the line. She's taking the right
stuff you could get at the fair. I just think
of it as a farmer corn. She has a delightful
look on her face.
Speaker 7 (53:36):
I just got to not think about what's in my mouth.
Speaker 10 (53:38):
There was a slightly puky because I.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Thought about the pigs blood the blood. Rolling notes did
not just.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
Say the cyberchruck was cool because you shut your mouth.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
It might be cow's blood's yeah.
Speaker 7 (53:49):
Ok, enough of the blood talk. It's shake good.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
What does it taste like.
Speaker 7 (53:54):
It's got a crunchy outside. Yeah, it's not spicy at all.
It's got a little kick to it or maybe like
leaflike taste or something.
Speaker 8 (54:01):
Yeah, listen, blood, I have a question getting on the
outside of it. Why was it all bumpy?
Speaker 2 (54:07):
That's the fry.
Speaker 15 (54:12):
Like a well beat menaceism like stop. It could be
they do stuff in intestines, man, So what you're seeing there.
Speaker 7 (54:19):
Is that's why I don't eat sausage.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Okay, did he beat hot dogs?
Speaker 10 (54:25):
I mean those things? Do the bumps look like tumors?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Stopping and fecal cores?
Speaker 7 (54:31):
Do you guys want me to be hotter with a
new nose or do you want to be ugly forever.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
This is part of the part of the thing. If
you're just tuning in her eating these things and earning
this money is money that she put in her savings
account for her new nose, her nose.
Speaker 7 (54:44):
She okay, sorry, but look what I just brought up
my mouth?
Speaker 3 (54:47):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (54:48):
I don't know better than it needs to go back in.
Speaker 10 (54:51):
You think that's a boil cardil?
Speaker 2 (54:53):
No, No, come on, it's a skin tag.
Speaker 17 (54:58):
You got.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, you got it? Come on, you got you got it.
You're making it worse. Bite continue in the cheer up.
Speaker 7 (55:06):
Yeah, I don't parts that I can't bite.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
Through to swallow.
Speaker 10 (55:14):
Vainy Okay, we should have called doctor.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
That's no, she's got.
Speaker 7 (55:24):
You swear that one bite took me thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
I was gonna say the crunchy parts of the scaps right,
but sallowed it again.
Speaker 7 (55:34):
I still really don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
Let's add two hundred dollars more dollars? All right, two,
you're up to four hundred dollars. Rich bitch, three categories down.
Only the baby octopus didn't make it into her belly's
pants began strips made and now there's one more category left.
(55:56):
That is the spicy category, which you intentionally left for
as there's a one hundred dollars option and a two
hundred dollars option.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Which one are you gonna go with? Final decision?
Speaker 7 (56:05):
I got to go two hundred to.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Look through already. I know two hundred.
Speaker 7 (56:12):
Dollars an't asked to be born, but I'm here, you
know all right?
Speaker 4 (56:16):
Sea Bass is on his way back in with the
two hundred dollars spicy option.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
He's walking through the studio door. Morgan is blindfolded for
this part, so she can't see it as he comes in.
Speaker 7 (56:29):
Which why does the blindfold for this part matter?
Speaker 4 (56:32):
Because it's part of the whole radio because we have
a silver dome.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
There's no point of having a silver dome if we
can't do a big reveal.
Speaker 6 (56:40):
That's true, although she should take that off before the
close comes off.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Sea Bass?
Speaker 4 (56:45):
What is the two hundred dollars spicy option? Our next
one is from the current Kings of Spice hot Ones?
Speaker 7 (56:51):
Oh god, I already did this?
Speaker 15 (56:53):
Well, see you did maybe some hot ones other stuff.
They have a new This is a brand new collab
with the fine folks from a Ramen.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
Fiery Hot.
Speaker 15 (57:10):
Right, one of those big style instant ramen bowls. But
they give you they give you a little dried veggie packet. Yeah,
they give you that that fiery hot red like like
nuclear hot sauce. It looks like lava and on top, yes,
lava sauce. On top of that, there's another packet of
extra spicy powder that you put in this ramen and
then mix it all together. It's got all the meter
(57:32):
goes through the top and it's blowing the.
Speaker 10 (57:33):
Top of the Wow, lava diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
All right, this is Morgan's Meal of Fortune. The category
is spice and we have the hot Ones Ramen.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
Fiery Hot the brand.
Speaker 13 (57:49):
It looks delicious when you say you want me to
slurp it, there's like no liquid consistency.
Speaker 10 (57:56):
The bottom.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
Make sure it's is this available almost every wear Sea Best.
Speaker 15 (58:00):
I had to order one online. Imagine you see hot
One stuff and Walmart and stuff.
Speaker 7 (58:07):
Hold on taking it? Well, is this good? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (58:13):
The hats here we go.
Speaker 7 (58:16):
Okay, I got this noodley some guide in die eating
this brand.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
It was a different brand. All right, she's got the noodles.
Speaker 9 (58:26):
It all went in.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Alright, just good.
Speaker 7 (58:28):
I mean, I feel like the spice is going to
hit me later.
Speaker 9 (58:30):
Yeah, it's give it a second. You can taste it twice.
Speaker 7 (58:35):
Yeah, I love it. That's what I'm saying you guys.
Oh yeah, there's no liquid in there.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
I mean, or is it the spice take away the flavor?
Speaker 7 (58:45):
No, I can feel like kicking in now. When you're
actually eating the noodles, it's not that spicy at all.
You're like, oh this is great. Your face it's ramping
up on my tongue.
Speaker 10 (58:54):
Like when you had when you had the noodles in
your mouth from one to ten?
Speaker 7 (58:56):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (58:58):
God, like a five?
Speaker 14 (58:58):
And now what is it?
Speaker 7 (59:00):
It's getting like eight? Oh that was quick. I'm feeling
warmth around my eyes, like your eyes.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
Are getting water.
Speaker 7 (59:06):
Your lace is red.
Speaker 10 (59:07):
Oh your cheeks are red?
Speaker 7 (59:08):
Should I eat more for more money? Oh?
Speaker 17 (59:12):
Here?
Speaker 2 (59:12):
Washing you did last time, and that's how you up.
I'm getting tricked.
Speaker 7 (59:16):
Oh yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
That can you wash it down with some octopus juice?
Speaker 10 (59:19):
Well, the diet coke is not certainly not going to
make you feel any better if you miss it's not.
Speaker 7 (59:24):
No, that's just not Is that a rule? Really?
Speaker 17 (59:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (59:28):
Water makes it worse.
Speaker 10 (59:29):
Milk is the only choice something.
Speaker 7 (59:31):
Okay, my head's starting to hurt. Here we get I
feel like I'm getting a headache. But still I'm not.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
Still you're handling it.
Speaker 7 (59:39):
There's burn, but it's not like I'm dying, you know.
But again that chip that I ate, it took like
thirty minutes to get living.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, you've already swallowed the noodles and everything else. So
there you go. I mean she did the There you go,
well done. That is a two hundred dollars when for you? Congratulations?
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Really?
Speaker 10 (59:59):
What seventy four hundred dollars away?
Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Know right, I'm what kind of doctor I get?
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Let's get a cheap one two hundred dollars to the
there we go to the kitty. That is six one
hundred dollars meal of fortune.
Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
Not bad, really good?
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
All right? Two hundred dollars or what the head of
the baby octopus?
Speaker 10 (01:00:24):
Are you giving our a second chance?
Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
But I have such a good taste in my mouth
now it's a.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
It's a redemption opportunity. Two hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
Let's give the people what they want. I'll buy it
into it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
But you gotta swallow it.
Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
I'm gonna try. I don't I don't think I can,
but I will try.
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
All right, this is baby octopus.
Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Okay, Part two. Just put the head in your mouth working.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Just chew and swallow and you'll have two hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (01:00:49):
It actually looks small.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
It looks like a chicken heart.
Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
I can't bite your head off.
Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
There we go. I'll chew it. Do you feel it's
like brain scorting out in there?
Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Like?
Speaker 17 (01:00:57):
What do you?
Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
I swear to The taste does not that bad? Right now?
I just need to do it quick.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
What's the.
Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Okay, I've been into the brains. I think they're so smart.
The brains are so big.
Speaker 13 (01:01:12):
Is it squirty like like I butt into something that
like popped up in like a little ball or something
like a like a boba?
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Then what is that?
Speaker 16 (01:01:20):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
What's the taste?
Speaker 10 (01:01:21):
What do octopus brains taste like?
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Marketing?
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
Smart?
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
You sure? Like when he been into it squirted out?
What was it its bowel? Yeah? Could be brain?
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I got out?
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
All right, she did it? Wow, there you go. Congratulations Morgan.
Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
The head had a better like it was easier to
get down than the tentacles.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
It seemed like that may because you had a better
idea of what it was going into it. But that's
how you do it. All right. There's more wheel for
if you want more, just lock my hair. Yeah, all right,
quick break more wing showed next hang on two hours
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of an era, you guys. Wow, you know we love BUCkies,
we love Quentin Trip. There's a lot of really cool
convenience stores out there. But come and Go. Oh yeah, dude,
Midwest Southern gas station chain. They got they got four
hundred locations.
Speaker 10 (01:03:00):
They realize that story is real.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Yeah, they're about to go. The new parent company wants
to change the name to their Maverick brand. Yeah and
Come and Go. Would like to thank you for your support.
I just remember seeing those shirts when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Like that's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Yeah, Kum and Go it's going to be called Maverick.
Speaker 15 (01:03:18):
Yeah, Maverick's Yeah yeah yeah. And and Come and Go
was not a particularly noteworthy gas station outside of the name.
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
The name, Yeah, but the name made it work. There
was a there was a there was a radio station
in San Jose, California called k o M, and they
did a bunch of stuff with that. There was one
I remember vividly, like one of the first times I
ever visited the Bay Area, and I wanted to hear
the station because as a radio guy, I always had
a really good reputation for being a cool station.
Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
And I remember I landed at the San Jose Airport
and I'm driving around in my rental car and it says,
don't touch that dial.
Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
There's come on it. It was k o M had
Howard Stern on the Morning the cum spot on your radio.
Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
Yeah, before the Jackson thing. They were playing songs that
had the S word in it too.
Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Back in that time, we were playing all kinds of
stuff uncensored radio. Yeah, like even like Alice in chains
manned the Box, you know, like buried in your ish,
you know, like no problems, nobody cared a different times,
and then all of a sudden, some nipple comes down
everybody's butthole squitch.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
So stupid.
Speaker 9 (01:04:28):
Was that Tipper Gore or who was that that had
all the ease and stuff put on the CDs?
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
That? Yeah, I think it was Tipper. It was the
parental advisory stick.
Speaker 10 (01:04:38):
Yeah huh.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
That was in the time of like two Live Crew
in those days. Made us want to buy it more,
of course, maybe the stuff you wanted. Hey, I thought
about Gina with her air tag obsession. Oh yeah, by
the way, I saw it because she left her laptop
in the office the other day and I noticed because
I'd never really seen it up close like that. Not
only she put the h the air tag on there,
she hot she hot glue it.
Speaker 10 (01:05:00):
Yeah, hicks in hot glue.
Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
I mean it's it's a hot glue like substance.
Speaker 10 (01:05:06):
Yes, Okay, hot glue guns are so awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Okay, every woman has that obsession with the hot glue guns.
Speaker 9 (01:05:13):
It's like you guys feel about like nail guns and
power tools.
Speaker 18 (01:05:16):
We get that way back, like blowers and washers. I
do love all of it. The laptop is an air
tach we know we already know that, and she still
has it on there. But also, why are you taking
it off?
Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:05:31):
Oh but my phone one came off somewhere and I
don't know where, but I know it's in this building
because every time I drive away, it tells me I
left my air tag behind the.
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Point you can see where it is. Isn't that the
point of find my app? Can't you ping it? Yeah? Yeah,
bring up to find my app? And then you can
also hang it.
Speaker 10 (01:05:47):
This is what I get for trying to not be
an analogic person.
Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
And then you zoom in and so you can kind
of see where exactly in the building it is toilet. Yeah,
Then when you get close to it, then you can
hit the play sound.
Speaker 10 (01:06:03):
You guys don't know everything about Yeah, this is really
kind common high level stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
You know. It's because I know how to do this. Yeah,
but because we don't graduate from M I t.
Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
I can find the phone and I don't know how
to find the air tag.
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Then why do you have nine hundred of them? Bring over?
Speaker 15 (01:06:20):
So wait a minute, she's putting hair tags on things.
I don't know how to bring Bring it over. Let
me see is this really hold on? You might need
to stick around, hold on, find my Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
So you broke it up, put them on everything, but.
Speaker 10 (01:06:36):
Not no, I'm trying to make I don't know what
to do with these damn things.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
So like when you so, when you Jesus Gina, when
you put okay, his laptop right there, iPhone right you
have that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
That's so these are both the actual thing. But no, no, no, no,
this is your phone.
Speaker 7 (01:06:56):
It's it's that's so I don't know where the hair tag.
Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, these aren't your
air tags. Like this is your laptop, which is registered. Okay,
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
No, no, no, no, it's not you do no, you're
not listening to me. It's not the air tag that's
on your laptop. This is your actual laptop. This is
not the missing iPhone air tag.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
What's funny is that you don't have any of the
air tags that even show bingo.
Speaker 10 (01:07:25):
That is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 9 (01:07:28):
So every time I leave this, every time I leave
this building, it says you left your air tag behind,
And every time I get closed.
Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
It's like, congratulations, your air tag came back.
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Because you look at the items find it on the phone, But.
Speaker 11 (01:07:40):
It's registered on your phone telling you that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
It's hold on, Hold on one second, hold on. Well,
when she gets that alert, can't you just click on
the alert and it'll pop up the menu? Right, I'm
trying to play the sound. Is it making the noise?
Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
Yes, something did?
Speaker 10 (01:07:56):
But was it the phone?
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Hold on for one secon again? Where is it like
under Venice's feet? It's in your bag somewhere, of course.
Speaker 10 (01:08:08):
Because I'm driving away from it every day.
Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
It's playing again in somebody hit it? Okay, somebody, nobody
hid your air tag? All right, it's coming from the laptop. Okay,
so that's your actual laptop. Okay, that's not the air tag.
I'm agreeing that the iPhone. I'm playing the I'm playing
this the sound on the on the iPhone.
Speaker 10 (01:08:31):
Now, does Vaugh hearing anything in the office? That's a
good question.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
I don't know. You ever have to do laps here?
The air tag not reachable? Wake up?
Speaker 10 (01:08:41):
Are you going to take up?
Speaker 9 (01:08:42):
Maybe I'm going to take a screenshot when it tells me.
Speaker 10 (01:08:44):
You've left your air tag behind.
Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Anyway, So when it comes to airlines losing your bags,
which is about seven bags per thousand of them, were
mishandled last year.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
It's too high.
Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
So Apple now has a new feature where you can
share an ad air tag's location with third parties that
I want you the stupid airline who lost your bag.
So the new service will be integrated into the airline
customer service. Of these fifteen carres includes Delta United some
other ones, and so if you have an air tag
with your luggage, you'll be able to share that live
(01:09:14):
location with the airline, which will help them hopefully track
your luggage down if it's lost.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
That's a great idea, makes sense. You got to take
it off that laptop. It looks so silly. Well, do
you know how to activate the one of your keys
just so we can test that you actually? Did you activate?
Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
See that one?
Speaker 10 (01:09:31):
Says Genus keys?
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
All right, all right, good? Can we hear it deep?
Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
We can try.
Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Yeah, this is reminding me of it. Make sure it works.
Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
Men has had me download an app for this hotel
that we were going to so you check in in advance.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Oh my god. He watched me create the account put
the username. Oh yeah, okay, so it's working with the keys, okay, good.
Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
And he watched me put the username that I picked
in the password and then it just kept going back
to password and I entered it now into your password.
I did hit enter now into your passag I'm with you,
and I said, you know what, I deleted the oppisode.
Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
I'll just check in when we get there. Yeah, forget it,
I know.
Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
But to be fair, Greg is going in thousand miles
a minute, and the second he makes a mistake, he
like closed it up.
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
I'm like, dude, because I give up and then with
it so.
Speaker 10 (01:10:15):
Many times that he screwed it up and the app
was like the app gave up on him.
Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
That is pretty funny. Like the two people I think
are most like tech Adverse are like both sitting next
to each other.
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Named Greg Embrace Embrace it. Well sucks, We're.
Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Gonna take a break and then we're gonna come back.
I got a round of the smart ass game Gena
versus Greg. No, it's going to be Sea Mass versus Gina.
Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
You're explain this.
Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
Everybody saw it coming because of whatever went on recently.
I forget what the battle was even about in the
first place. When I beat her at the Weekly Link, well,
when Greg.
Speaker 10 (01:10:49):
Messed that up.
Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
No, remember when he remember when he gave him Coca
von and he said coke and wine and he got.
Speaker 10 (01:10:57):
Cock and something by the way, the exact translation.
Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Yeah, but anyway, so there was this whole thing going
back and forth between the two of them, and it
was a Mensa off yeah, because she wasn't in it
legit because they're both Yeah, they're both members of MENSA.
Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
It's that I don't think that mensa is. It's not
that precious to me. It's like a funny cocktail.
Speaker 17 (01:11:17):
You know.
Speaker 9 (01:11:17):
I didn't base my personality around being in a club.
And so for somebody who it's that important to, you know,
you don't want to besmirch it and muddy the water
by having something.
Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Favor My favorite line still came from of all people,
Sammy on this where she goes, you know, just because
she's in MENSA doesn't mean that you aren't in mensa.
Speaker 10 (01:11:35):
Right, You're still in it. The water muddy is the water.
Speaker 9 (01:11:43):
The water that's he doesn't and since nobody in this
room could you know, his whole thing is that we're
all morons that muddy it for him, it could.
Speaker 11 (01:11:52):
Be that's so great, Look, we have something in common,
something we can have.
Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
I'm not.
Speaker 10 (01:11:59):
I don't think that the guy.
Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
It's more like, thank god, it should be more thank god,
I'm not just surrounded by moro. I said that, but
again I don't like how she got in Okay, because
you were there.
Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
It's gonna be the smart Ass Game Sea Bass versus
Gina that's coming up next year on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Hang on, everybody else gonna take a quick break. I'm
it take a permanent one.
Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
I'm gonna still myself.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Show welcome back. All right, So we have a little
contest here. It's called the smart Ass Game. It's a
it's an actual game that you can buy. Gina has
been looking for a a an explanation of how this works.
It's super simple. You ever see like the bar trivia
(01:12:46):
stuff where they have the TV's up and they you know,
it's like a category and then they give you some
pretty generic clues. They get more specific and they get
more points, but the point value is going down.
Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
There's no point value here other than the first person
to get it right. It's a point. First person two
points will win.
Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
Okay, and if if say, like I answer and I
get it wrong, does he get to hear all the.
Speaker 15 (01:13:09):
By the way, good question? And I disagree with his
ruling on that. I think you should have to sit
out for one maybe, but then you get to come back.
I agree with that too, because otherwise you're just giving
sit out for what out for an additional question one clue,
and then you get to come back.
Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
Because you get to sit it out the whole time
automatically just win, right, unless you're real them.
Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Well, sometimes sometimes we have gotten to the end of
them sometimes and still have no answer. That's when we're
not doing like the Battle of Mensa well one time.
Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
Okay, I mean, you all seem very familiar with this game,
so I'll just you guys, tell me what we could.
Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Do a sample? You want to sample one, we'll see
and we just.
Speaker 9 (01:13:48):
Buzz in with our names or or menace an animal sound.
Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
No, let's just just buzz in with your give the answer. Okay,
let's see. I'll give you.
Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
I'll give you who am I just as a this
This is just as a this is a practice, just
so just so you can see how this whole thing works. Okay,
all right, So most people call me by my middle name.
I performed a residency in Las Vegas. I've sold almost
as many albums as the Beatles. I'm usually seen wearing
a cowboy hat. Bess Sea Bess Bono bono is incorrect. Yeah,
(01:14:27):
I'm in the Country Music Hall of Fame. Tristia yearwould
rocks my wing end, Garth Brooks. I have friends in
low places. Who am I with the initials gbs, hearth hooks.
Speaker 15 (01:14:42):
That's why I think, I think, and Gene I agree.
I think you'd be able to come back in after
Otherwise you sit out one clue and then you sit out.
So you sit out the clue you you buzzed it on,
of course, and the next clue, and then you get
to come back in.
Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Okay, all right, So that's that's how it works. And
so if you got the answer right first, you would
have got for that first person to two. So yeah,
it's not just it's strategy plus knowledge.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Yeah yeah, uh, Gina will let you pick. It's a who,
what or where?
Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
Let's do who who?
Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
You're like another who?
Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
All right, let's see let's go with uh all right,
how about this one? Here we go, first round? Smart
ass game, Sea mass Gina. I am an early twentieth
century political figure. If you know communism, you know me
Orwell's animal Farm oh, oh wow, are you guys the
(01:15:38):
time she did?
Speaker 10 (01:15:39):
Yeah, Gina did a little first uh orwell ooh, incorrect disconnect.
Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
There's no cult of that kind of language.
Speaker 10 (01:15:49):
Luddy, vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect.
Speaker 15 (01:15:53):
You've got a dirty rush mouth bols are listening live
on the radio into the mic, Greg, could you explain
what just happened?
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
She got the answer quite wrong.
Speaker 10 (01:16:01):
Yeah, I was off, and then she did she screamed
out one. It shows you, Yeah, this is really serious
about this. I am sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
This was a sea bass. You also buzzed in, what's
your guests?
Speaker 17 (01:16:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Well, don't I get to keep going for another I
get a free clue, don't I?
Speaker 9 (01:16:20):
Oh yeah, I sit one out and then I swim
the F word, and then I go back in.
Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
I let a revolution in nineteen seventeen. I will go
with sea bass and Stalin. Oh, you are both incorrect.
You can't just start throwing out other Okay, I am
Russian sea bass.
Speaker 10 (01:16:39):
Well it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Yeah, yeah. Trotzky, Leon Trotzky helped me come to powers.
Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
You can come back and meet Gina, who did Trotsky
seas hold on Lennon.
Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
There we go, Yeah, yeah, y do I get that? Yes?
Speaker 10 (01:16:58):
So sweet, because.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
This is this is very stressful.
Speaker 18 (01:17:05):
Well, you don't want to dropped an S bomb into
the directly down the barrel.
Speaker 7 (01:17:10):
Of the mic.
Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
That's why I have as super easy. I'm yeah, stalin
right away, it was all right, stalling, you have you have,
you have one point, you have one point, Sea Bass.
You get to pick who water where I'll go with
what what?
Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
All right? Grab from the what pile here? Let's see,
uh all right, here we go, get it alright? What
am I?
Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
I'm a celestial event. I am brighter and more shiny
than a diamond. My temper is explosive. I move things
around the universe. Sea Bass, Sea Bass super super nova
is the answer, Gina. I didn't know that, but strategy.
Speaker 9 (01:18:06):
Wise it was worth taking again, right right, Okay, what are.
Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
The rest of the clues? By the way, I'm curious.
All right, I hate this game.
Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Even children have found me through telescopes. Oasis can someday
be found in a Champagne version.
Speaker 14 (01:18:19):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
I am the end of a star's life cycle. Okay,
wouldn't have got that?
Speaker 9 (01:18:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (01:18:26):
I mean the oays by the oasis when I think
it would have been okay.
Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Okay, So now it's it's it's one to one.
Speaker 9 (01:18:31):
Okay, next one to two fing s c word, yes.
Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Okay, all right, here we go, h Gina, I wanna
go with where am I? Since we haven't had that
one yet.
Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
I'm not a geography person.
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Where am I?
Speaker 10 (01:18:47):
Let's do I'm gonna do who again?
Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
All right, well, I didn't know we could do. Oh
that depends on how many he's got ready, I guess, yeah,
I just brought I just brought a bunch in. All right,
here we go. Uh. I am a writer, teacher, and
political philosopher of Christ. I am Greek.
Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Oh, I lived more than two thousand years ago, Bess,
Bess so Crates. So Crates is incorrect, Gina, I founded
the first college, the Academy of Athens. I was one
of Aristotle's teachers, Gina, Gina, Plato Plato is correct. All right,
(01:19:30):
so you have two points. Technically you've won. All right,
My mom says dinners.
Speaker 10 (01:19:38):
I think I hear my pies burning.
Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Gina, you don't know Greg's philosophy towards cussing on the air.
What it's so unacceptable. Look, and I think we've have
you ever slipped up and done that?
Speaker 10 (01:19:54):
I have, don't think I can't think of another time.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
I mean there's been times I have really, really really
wanted to. We had a dockroach in the studio to cockropes. Yeah,
and I was absolutely verified to the core and it
was Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:20:09):
I was transported to the pub crawl, the pub trivia
game that we thought we were at.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Okay, well, Gina won that round.
Speaker 9 (01:20:15):
Okay, congratulations me.
Speaker 14 (01:20:17):
I do.
Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
We want to take a break into another round for one?
I think enjoy the circumstances.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
I'm glad you that way. I think it's mandatory. It's
going to be next hang on, I to stop kissing
and snuggling turtles. Well, I think that.
Speaker 8 (01:20:31):
I think, Yeah, you could have got Salmon Millers who
sucks out.
Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
If we're keeping score, which we are, because the game
Gina one Sea Bass zero so far in this round
of the smart ass game, mensa the mensah, boy, it's
more like two to one.
Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
We're talking games, not scores. Round yeah yeah, that round
she she won the first round. All right, so first
person to do. We'll start with the Gina once again.
Who what or where.
Speaker 9 (01:21:07):
I don't want to be pressured into where. But we
haven't done it, so yeah, I guess I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Okay, Well again, the clues start very generic and they
get more specific as we go on.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
We're Pacific, right man, Yeah? Pacific?
Speaker 17 (01:21:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
All right? How about this.
Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
I am a country in the Pacific Ocean. I'm a
perfect place for an island vacation.
Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Gina, Gina, Tahiti. That is incorrect.
Speaker 15 (01:21:39):
That's actually smart to play that early because you get
to come back in another extra cush totally.
Speaker 10 (01:21:44):
Meant to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
I became independent in nineteen seventy. Oh, now you're both
back in yep.
Speaker 16 (01:21:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
I used to be home to cannibals. Easy. My major
industries are sugar and tourism. I am famous Gina, Fiji.
The answer is Fiji. Yeah, you know me from water bottles.
(01:22:11):
I am famous for my aqua blue ocean. All right,
so Gina, you gott a you got a point there?
That's good? A sea bass?
Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Who what?
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Where? Let's go where again? Where? All right? Uh? See,
all right, how about this.
Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
I'm a place with no city, state or country. You
may have seen me on public TV. I'm a great
place for learning letters and.
Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
That will be sesame st alright, alright, noise another time, Gina,
who what where?
Speaker 16 (01:22:53):
I mean?
Speaker 9 (01:22:53):
I hated the communist question that neither of us could
really get.
Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
But let's do who who?
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
All right? The communist Communist edition? How about this one?
Who am? I?
Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
I am an animal? I am from Texas. My son's
name is Savage Sam?
Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
What was that me laughing?
Speaker 10 (01:23:24):
Is it Yosemite?
Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Sam?
Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Incorrect? I don't know what this is?
Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Who? A book was written about me? Disney made a
movie about me, Sea Bass, Davy Crockett.
Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Davy Crockett. Is he's fantasy? Actually? I protected my family
from a rabid wolf. H Oh.
Speaker 14 (01:23:52):
Is that it?
Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
You're back in Yeah, you're back in Sea Bass. Sadly,
I died because of rabies. Sea Bass, Sea Bass.
Speaker 9 (01:24:01):
All Yeller, Older, I've never yeller read it or seen it?
Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
All right, Well, it's one it's one round to one round.
What was the bear movie Disney made.
Speaker 10 (01:24:14):
Bernstein Bears.
Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
There's some like live action during the seventies. I'll look
it up. People texted it texted called the Bear yea? AnyWho?
Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Jez man? All right for a tiebreaker about a hard
asked question, This is just there's no clues.
Speaker 9 (01:24:31):
It's just a question and it could be any category.
That's right, we do you tell us what the category is.
It's just hard asks, just a question, a question, okay,
and there build up? Okay, the question?
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
What is it brigantine? A brigantine sea bass sea bass?
A part of a ship? Oh? Can I get greg?
It's like a a bar slash restaurant, right, like a pub.
That's it. It's a sailing ship. It's not heart of
a ship. It's a sailing another word for sailing ship.
Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
Okayd like okay, part of a ship fleet is what I.
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
But I think the fact that I was in the wheelhouse.
All right? How about another one?
Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
What instrument is similar to a violin only slightly Longola?
Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
There you go, Gina? All right, So Gina, the first
time I ever playing is the winner? Thank you very much,
just smart ass game. Thank you not stressful at all
for you.
Speaker 10 (01:25:37):
No, and also thank you so much for your.
Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
Support, especially Menace and everyone just being so u yes,
the support of my new venture of this game.
Speaker 10 (01:25:46):
All right, why are you calling me out because you
were you were the one dogging me the whole time.
I didn't tell you at all.
Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
We'll see what Menace is doing is using humor and sarcasm.
Is that what that was? I'm sorry that off to
get that all right, we'll get to a quick break. Sorry,
it's nothing weird about winning. Yeah, alright, more one show's text.
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
We show.
Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
We'll be right back.
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