FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 17th 2025 Podcast

Butt Chugging Beers, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program,
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning everybody, or should I say top of
the morning, tay eel.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It is Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's March the seventeenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Today is Saint Patrick's Day. Yeah, it is Saint Patrick's.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Day weekend, the actual holiday on a Monday, which is
kind of a bummer right way.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
What does it matter? Who cares it, does it?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It doesn't matter. We're all here. It is the Woody Show.
I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace, Good morning
to you morning. We have got Gina Gradd Masses here. Hello,
We've got Sammy bort Is on the job today. There's Morgan,
our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer. If you want
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(01:27):
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Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
You know what, I have a lot of nostalgia for
Saint Patrick's Day. When I was a kid because my
mom would make these like little tiny mini cupcakes for
leprechauns that were chocolate, but the center.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Was like cheesecake.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
It was so good, and I would bring him to
school and everybody enjoy them.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I think my wife finally gave up on it, but
she would. She would buy the kid's box of lucky charms. Really, yeah,
she did for a number of years. What's there something else,
like something else the kids.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Do at school?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, you hunt the leprechan Okay, so this is my question.
The kid the last few years has been making leprechaun
traps at school.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, n traps to find the pot of
gold because the leprechaun. You have to trap the leprechauns
you can find the pot of gold so that he
doesn't steal.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
It all because he's a lepermane. But did we grow
up doing this?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
I did.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, we did a bunch of leprechaun activities. Sell these
things online. This is like a whole deal. Oh I
didn't know about that.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, but we go. It's for little kids, Greg, it's not,
but it's still Greg.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
Doing in second grade.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, we're leaving the classroom and we go hunting for yeah, yeah,
I mean for little kids, it's it's fine. And then
we'd find a pot of gold that the teacher hid
and they would have candy in it.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah cute. Yeah, well, well there you go, stupid six
year old girls.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, we we we had a conversation last week to
talk about, hey, who's got the ideas for next week
or things that we should do for next week? It's all,
you know, every week we do that, but for today,
what should we do for Saint Patrick's Day? And somehow
we got onto the whole idea of butt chugging a beer.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yep, it's an Irish tradiction, Gaelic tradiction. In fact, when
was it just top of mind?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Because when we did the you know, eulogies for Greg,
I did mention that he died of but why maybe
that was why he was top of mind?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, somebody by anyway, So we we bought some things
in order to attempt to pull this off.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Today. He bought a couple of things. Right, everyone always
talks about butt chugging, but it's it's so rarely ever
actually pulled off. So we've got, you know, obviously, tarps
and towels, but as well as privacy area and a
splash splash containers.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, and then we were even talking about like how
to do it, like do you actually get like a
beer bong or for this purpose? Is like what we need,
you know for the show, like or do we just
go with like a like an anemat thee with.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
The beer right, because the beer bong is the traditional
way to do it, but you really you need you
need a tub and a bunch of because you have
to go upside down basically, and we have.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Restrictions because of studio space.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Somebody who like recently has been crying about everything we
do it's too dangerous.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well, then we were talking about okay, well who who
would do it? And so the two people who volunteered
to do it are Menace and Mortgagee. So, and if
you're wondering what butt chugging is, of course you can
look it up. But basically you're just pouring a beer
into your butthole.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's what you think it is. I'm going to go
like this because I'm sure people listening go like, it
can't be what I think it is what you think
it is exactly. But again, I've never noticed. I've never
as much as the baucher as I've been involved in.
I've never known anyone who's actually done this.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
I do know somebody who did. I can't say on
the air how he received the alcohol mike from another
human being vodka, and he said he felt like his
insides were filled with hot lava.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, you don't have alcohol, don't do great up. That's
very stupid.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Exactly well, for the purposes of of the butt chugging today,
we're using a butt light. We're gonna have a choice
of that or a buttweiser. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
You know, I really want to, you know, support and
celebrate my Irish hair diage.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yes, and of course yeah, paying homage.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
I've got that. We got the trending news headlines. We've
got some entertainment stuff. Birthday's part of birthday that's coming
up here. By the end of this hour, you're on
the Wood's showing again. The phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. Woody sent us a text over to
two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 8 (05:49):
Fellow comrades in mediocrity.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
How about you listen very careful. You can all go
straight to.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, we are in you another new hour inty sensitivity
trending for a politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's Monday morning. It's Saint Patrick's Day. March seventeen, twenty
twenty five. My name is Woody.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's great goryyo menace, good morning, Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
There's Gina Grant Hey there, good morning. See mass is here?
Funnel in hand.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, we got we got Sammy and Morgan's taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eight seven this hour
for Saint Patrick's Day. We talked a little bit about
it in our meeting last week. And there's a couple
of people on the show that are going to attempt

(06:40):
to butt chug a beer.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Very exciting. We have a big green pop up What
is this? What's it? What's it for privacy? What is
this product officially called? It's yeah, uh, outdoor privacy tent.
Do you see these anywhere? Like you'll have them in
camp sites? Yeah, it's a one person, little pop actual
pop up tent. Actually I think that I pops up
Greg right, and you designed to have put a portable

(07:04):
toilet in and you can pooh or a shower if
you wanted to, like a changing room or changing room. Yeah,
but designed like a pop up tent just unfolds. Yeah maybe,
and then we also have some other supplies over here.
I'll be completely honest.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I totally forgot we were doing this until I walked
in and the tent was in here.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I was like, oh, crap, I don't even have like
a change of underwear. I might like, uh, you don't
have commando? Yeah, I might just do. I don't know
why you be wearing underwear while you're butchering.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
First splashback or later? Yeah? Yea beer and other things
maybe on you? I think you should. You're gonna have
to take everything on the bottom off then yes, yeah, yeah, no, no,
I'm not afraid of that.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
But like then put pants back on to make it
back to the bathroom so you could expel the rest
of it, right.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
See, that's I'm not afraid of, like spilling it on
myself as I'm taking it in, I'm just saying, like
the the leak, we still have any of.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
The adult type? Oh no, one brought those in? Actually
that'd be perfect. I brought like a whole package of
them too.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I don't know what happened given away.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, otherwise they sit in the office for five years.
I hated.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Well, I mean it'd be handy for something like this.
Nobody wants an adult diaper just to have it, right.
One you want to tell me actually need them, I'll
push through. It just goes to show man. You put
anything out on a random table at a radio station,
it's gone. It could be an adult diaper, it could
be weak old food. They'll take it, yeah, they'll they'll
take it anyway. So, but chugging a beer one thing

(08:39):
I don't see over on the table. I see butt light, and.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I see he can and I see a couple of
the you know, enemas, and what are you looking for?
There's towel. There's gotta be some kind of lube, right,
I mean I just saw that last night. I thought, well,
you know what, Obviously Greg can spit on it, but
I have I do have some hand lotions. Okay, nice, perfect,

(09:04):
I got that all right, that'll help. Yeah, because you
don't want that dry nose. Dry nose might be a
tough push. I didn't even think about that. Well, anything
that's going to go in your butt, I would assume. Yeah,
I mean that's kind of just thought about the actual
beer bong. Is that that's a nozzle or something to
kind of like control it.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
That's the girth of it easier called just relaxing and
taking it in.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
But that's the girth of a weak penis. I mean, yeah,
anybody's had a beer bong, we'll know it's a good
inch PV garden.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, but it's not tapered on the end. It's just
never are right. I'm saying like just getting something in your.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Butt would be a little a little bit of a challenge, right.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
Just do it? Can you carve it more anatomically?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I could? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
All right, so we're gonna do an abbreviated version of
weekend cheers and jeers, that feeling we have a need
for more time when it comes to but chugging beers
here on a Saint Patrick's day.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
All right, who wants to start a weekend cheers and jeers? Ahead?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Start?

Speaker 8 (10:07):
Wellcare you go, not a revelation, but cheers to tie food.
My god, I had tie food this weekend. It effing rules.
I had drunken noodles with the fish.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh god, it was good.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
It's not greasy, it's the perfect amount. Is so damn good.
I just worship it. I hate to say this, and
it pains me to give jeers to comedian John mulaney,
who I whar but the second round of his Everybody's
Live Netflix show not living up to the first time around.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
The first time around, he was paying pretty hard for
just being like nonsensical and didn't go anywhere.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
I loved it. Everybody's in La. This one is now
called Everybody's Live. Not hitting the mark. The guests sucked
on episode one. The topic sucked. The topic was loaning
money to friends. It wasn't It just didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Work, didn't get off the ground, capture.

Speaker 8 (10:54):
That magic of the first time around. It's better when
he just riffs and is weird and silly and talks
to Richard Kind once he gets the guests on downhill.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Hey I'm John Malaney. Yeah it was great though. I
loved it, But second time around not great. Jinagrad weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I'll start with my jeers just so I don't end
on the biggest bum out ever. But yesterday was the
fourth anniversary of my dad's death, and so he's just
kind of a bum out day. But I couldn't focus
on that because I had to focus on my husband
running his thirteenth marathon. But I'm proud of him. I
begged him not to go to basketball afterwards. He didn't
listen to me. He went to basketball.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I haven't seen him. No, what's what's the point of
going to the basketball after running a marathon?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Because he he's like super into like commitment, which I
guess is good for me. He like committed to going
to the game. So he went, but I was sleep
by the time he got back. But yeah, cheers to
his thirteenth marathon.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
He's pretty appropriate for it. Is one of these guys.
I just decided to go ahead.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Now mean, I'm gonna run the marathon this weekend. We
worked for a guy, remember our program director, Dave. Oh, yeah,
it was a marathon.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
You would talk to Dave like on a Wednesday and
I go him, Man, so what's going on?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, just digging out? He would alas say he's digging out? Yeah,
and he goes, but what are you doing this weekend?
I go, I don't know what about you? He goes, Oh,
I'm thinking about going to Portland. And running the marathon
this weekend. I'm like, what on a whim?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
On a whim? And he would do that all the time.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
He would travel like different cities all over the country
just to run a marathon for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Like, yeah, you think I would go run a marathon
this weekend.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I did send Gina a video of this guy and
I'm not sure where this happened, but this guy ran
on a treadmill for twenty four hours straight.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Anyway, twenty four hours straight.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, I'll post a video on our Instagram story.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, these like ultra marathons are very trendy these days.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Twenty four hours straight and it wasn't It wasn't a
real walking place. I mean it's it's a light jog,
but still for twenty four hours straight.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
You need to get both his knees replaced. So I uh.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I texted Gina and her husband yesterday. Yeah, I said,
aw Andy, did you want a whittle malifon?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
And he was still running when you were with the video?
Does it just not face him? Is he a health nut?
Is he?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
No?

Speaker 5 (13:11):
He ate an entire large stuff crust pizza hut pizza afterwards,
and like eighteen breadsticks he's not a health nut running.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh did you get a respons No, I'm uh I'm
posting it on he said.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
He replied back to what, I'm on my last mile now,
I'm running from my gay thoughts.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yep, all right.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I posted to our Woodie show story on Instagram. You
got to see this guy.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's crazy. Twenty four hours straight. I worked with a
dude who was a hardcore drinker and smoker. He quit
both those things and then ran one marathon a week
for a year.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Week Yeah, thank you marathon ye correct, damn no, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Thank you weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Well, I just want to say thank you to the
city of Dallas because the Saint Patrick's Day Parade and
being part.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Of that was so much fun. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
I love the tortilla throwing. I would love the marshmallow throwing.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
I would love to know more about the origin of that.
I've been Yeah, I've been asking everybody, and nobody had
a real clear answer. The Native people who have been
there forever had well.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
I did some research on it, and it's uh so
a group of women that calls themselves the queens who
like dress up for Saint Patris Day.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
And they were apparently the ones that started it.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay, so on the foot and before the parade started,
medic and I were told, hey, just be ready, people
throw jello shots at you, tortillas and marshmallows.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
And then I was asking, okay, well, you know tortillas,
not you know, marshmallows either, but like jello shots. I understood, sure,
where did this come from? And the only thing I
ever got was, well, you know, because people aren't allowed
to throw things that are like heavier cause damage.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, so they you know, throw.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Tortilla like a frisbee.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, but it was just it was fun. I'd love
to do it again. And then my my jeers will.
The flight that I was on got booked through a
travel agent and I wanted to hop on another flight
and they go, oh, you you can't change the flight.
You have to talk to the travel agent.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
To do that because the radio station booked.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm like, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
And yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
The companies that I know, the company that if you
book company travel, they go through I think it's like
American Express something, corporate travel.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah yeah, and then you know it's the weekend. I'm like, oh,
I'm gonna i only have like thirty minutes to try
to make this change. Yeah, so I ended up my
flight got canceled because I was trying to change it.
So then I ended up having to like pay out
of pocket just to get my original flight.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
So now I have then spent over six hours at
the airport.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, that's a good thing that I want to bring
up actually real quick to listeners. The American Airlines lounge.
Is it worth joining? Is it good or not good?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't know. I've never been inside of it.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
I've you know, I've gone to a lot of airports
lately where that's the only lounge that's available. So I
want to know, Like you can straight up just buy
a membership, yeah, for the year, or you can apply
for their credit card, which still has an annual fee,
but you you kind of save money doing it that way.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's hit or miss. Yeah, yeah, good or not good?
Hit or miss. It depends on the airport. Some of
them are small, huh. Does that mean it's great or
not great? Though? It depends on which one you're at,
Like some of them are great, other ones are very mediocre.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Well, because we have American Express, I do use those
lounges and I think the worst one in America is Oakland, California,
a big surprise, no kidding. But the other hooyt, the
other ones are kick as. So maybe I don't know
there's a airport here in there.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
That's because if you had a big long stay at
an airport, you know, a big layover a lot of airlines,
you were able to do like a fifty dollars seventy
dollars whatever day pass.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
I couldn't do that because it was just too busy.
They said, we don't have any day passes.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Well, there was another place at DFW Airport where it's
called like minute suites, where you can book it by
you know, like a block of you know, fifteen minutes,
half hour hour, you know, or increments there for there forward.
But I just saw the picture on the outside look
kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
As someone who stayed actually there in DFW. Yeah, it's
it's fine. It's you know. I did, like I needed
like a quiet place to do an interview or something,
but that was it. It was the room if you
if you really if you have to nap, that's about it.
But it's not like loungey like luxury right double like
a quiet place to yourself.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
You said there was like a you know double bed,
you know collows, blankets, you know couch.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
But sometimes you get stuck in a urnamal terminal where
it's only the American Airlines lounge, and I just want
to know if it's worth it.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, weekend cheers and cheers anybody else good?

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Well, I want to give my cheers.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Two.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
I mean, this is so random, but I'll just say
Oscar Shindler because I.

Speaker 7 (17:53):
Watch Schindler Slitter.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Or what.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
No, not like The Hall of Costa or anything.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
I mean, obviously he saved the people, saved them, I
think in this Rea just found out about it. Well, no,
we watched it in high school, but I missed a
few days, so I only ever saw the beginning and
just never saw the movie.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Fun weekend thing you're watching snuff films, shout out Oscar.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Well, this is what I found interesting about resilient murder videos.
And we can all agree that Oscar Schindler great person,
I think, so right, great guy, which is weird because
he's known to cheat on his wife.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Oh weird.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
How you can be a great person and still cheating
on your wife's very weird.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Well, that's the thing about it. That's the thing about
Gandhi too, Like he was hanging out with all these young.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Chicks, allegedly Martin Luther, not allegedly he and okay, for
sure she did. His wife talked to Jose Williams about it.
He MLK loved the strange.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, I love them almost as much as equality, almost
not quite as much.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
And my jeers is to accidentally liking a girl's photo
who I hadn't seen since high school, like deep into
her Instagram page. No, because you know how pops up
like people you may know, And I just clicked on it,
and I for sure was never going to follow her,
but she wasn't private. So I'm just scrolling through looking
at stuff and I haven't seen this girl in twenty years.

(19:25):
And I liked a photo deep into her Instagram and
I was mortified.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Why you didn't have to like it? Right? No, it
was an accident.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
I touched it on accident.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
It was no, no, and then I and then I
unliked it, but I'm sure she saw it.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, what a weekend? All right, Well we're going to
take a quick break. Shindler and accidentally liking a photo.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
Wow, I'm glad I participated.

Speaker 11 (19:55):
Yes, old Weekend. Yeah, it's crazy. Take it, Sammy. All right,
we're gonna take a break and then we're gonna butt
chug a beer. Do it, Menace and Morgan will be
the butt chuggers. Morgan, any thoughts before before we get
to the butt chugging.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
No, I'm just glad you guys have lube, all right, Yeah,
well it does make it easier, yeah I should.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
All right, So for Saint Patrick's Day, we're butt chugging
a beer the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Someone in the text says, butt chug an Irish carbomb?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Ye pussies?

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Oh yeah, can you imagine that? Well, Greg, you were
telling a story about this is the guy that we
all know. We all know him back when he was married.
They invited me over for dinner. I arrived and they
said that I'm not gonna say his name. He was
in a lot of pain because he had just butt

(20:51):
chugged vodka that was delivered via mouth.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
So like that's what the spitball saidually to use the
old Kevin Smith term. Yeah yeah, yeah, and apparently insanely. Yeah,
it was just part of alcohol.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah, that's like, that's like Neil Paul's remover gasoline, and
that's not.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Really a butt shog as much as are Yeah, it
was more like a transfer, like a deposit, like a
blow dart.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I was kind of surprised when we were having our
little planning meeting and somebody said, you know.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
We should do the old artist tradition. We should butt
chug of beer. Yeah, like an old meeting, And I'm like,
who's going to do that, and of course, like, I
don't do it. Yeah, I don't. I don't care. And
then Morgan was like, oh yeah, because she's always down.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Yeah, I didn't get to in college.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Is that what everybody does in college?

Speaker 7 (21:41):
It seems like it.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm sorry, I'm surprised we never did it in college. Yeah,
I'm very I'm shocked because it's what we were in
college in the heyday of Jackass, and they did this
on Jackass too, I want to believe. Yeah, Mistevo before
he got sober, and yeah, with beer, though, there's no
known pain besides any entry in mishaps, mostly water. I mean,
well it's carbonated though, is that mean anything? It means
you float? Oh great, drink from Yeah, or like pouring

(22:05):
a hydrogen peroxide on a on a wound, three hydrogen peroxide,
you throw it up. So yeah, by the.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Way, I just learned recently, you're not supposed to put
hydrogen peroxide on a cut.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's bad. Oh yeah, it does more damage than good
the good bacteria. Apparently I did not know that. Yeah,
you knew, don't don't do what the fizzing action was good,
That's what I thought too.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
And they also said don't don't put neosporin on it,
so water, Yeah, cover it and then that's it.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I forget the reason for the neosporin. This.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
This doctor was like going on and on about a
couple of things you don't do. No hydrogen, hydrogen peroxide,
no neosporn.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Have to do with like general people being kind of
untrained and not knowing what they're doing, and that you
can probably you could probably put more garbage in there
than you can just get out with clean water. What
about putting hydrogen peroxide in your ears? Is that good
or I don't know. I have no idea. That a
lot when I was a kid to clean them.

Speaker 7 (23:00):
Yeah, I've heard you're not even supposed to clean your ears.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, you're not supposed to jam anything in your ears.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Oh well like ce tips and stuff though, right, but
you can you can irrigate them.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well, I've done it, like at the doctor's obviouly, isn't
that where all the crap comes out like this big
like black booger looking at it like super fun when
the doctor does it with like the squirt guy.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, anyway back to yeah, before we get on too
long of a tangent.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Wrong, right, all right, so, uh this is gonna work.
I'll best We're gonna go into the tent. So yeah,
I've got We've got pump enemas so because we can't
really don't. We don't have the space in the studio
to get someone laid down with their legs over their
head and still talk to them and all that stuff.
We have pump enemas so. What they are they're they're
what they sound like is it's a little pump where
you you can put your fingers on the top and
like like you're the soap, like your soap dispensing exactly.

(23:43):
But there's a tube with a made for her pleasure
ribbed entry uh wand coffee.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
Yeah, Okay, it's smaller than I was expecting.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's what she said. Yeah, that's so I would say,
vacilin that up and you can either to take your
bottoms off or you can just thread it up through
a hole in your shorts and uh get the And
there's about twelve ounces in each of those. We'll see
how far of that one full beer you can pump
into your area. How does it and when does it
come out exactly? Okay, so it comes out already pre

(24:12):
pumped at their test and it comes out in the
end of that tip in one little thing out front.
And then no, no, how does it come out of
the person. There's a but there's a lined tub inside
the privacy container. I'll take a look at there.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Immediately come out though, like I pumped it in.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Imagine much like an enema, right up to you and
you're if you think the bucket in there, if you've
had an enema, you can. Anybody I have you they can.
You can hold it into a certain extent and at
a certain point they just there. You're there's so much
stuff in there, it's you gotta go. I remember what
I had for dinner.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I guess we're gonna find out yea, let's do some
beers with our friends. Who's gonna go first?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I think minutes ago?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Are you going to nude out in there? Like? He
wore jeans, which was a mistake. Yeah, I know, I
told you. I forgot that this was happening all right now,
while menace is getting ready in there, there's a couple
of turn up stories I can share with you.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
Have the mic into the thing, maybe come over here,
Come on in this little pop up pod.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Never forget the ring supplies. How do you get in there?
There's like a flap flap in the back, lay up
in the back. We have a talking flap up front.
Oh gee, this is moving like crazy. Oh yeah, all right,
all right, here we go. That's gonna drop trout. While
he's doing that. There's a guy the news.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
He went to this wedding and people took his keys
to keep him from driving drunk. And this is about
one forty five in the morning. He wasn't happy about it.
He started a fight. The cops are called. They arrested
him for breach of peace, but instead of taking him
to jail, they were cool and drove him home.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
To sleep on a so old time.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, like my father in law tells me stories about that.
They would ask, well, where are you going, and then
just give it follow us, and they would escort you.
You're in no condition to drive, son, But instead of
just passing now like you should have, he called an uber,
went back to where the wedding was to get his
car and drove drunk anyway.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh cool guy, he learned, He learned.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
He sped by a police station going seventy six into thirty.
This time he threw him in jail to sober. H God,
he's an idiot.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
He's facing drunk driving charges and he lost his license
for at least three months. He was lucky to get
that chance. And then he blew it. Yeah all right, menas,
how's it going in there? Menace?

Speaker 5 (26:38):
He's ready?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
You're ready, so lower the mic down to outside the Yeah,
get it on in there. You're down down right here?
Can you hear me? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (26:47):
We hear no.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Hey, it's better than what we had. Okay, I didn't
see it. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, okay, manas, just walk
because we transitioned. Okay, now just walk us through what
you're doing. Yeah, I'm inserted, it's already.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah, I'm ready to pump all right, and I'm I'm
sitting over the garbage can.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Okay, should he clench his sphincter? Sea bass? When he's
here and I'm squirting inside?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh yeah, what does it feel like?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
It feels cold? It is room temperature is alright? Alright? God?
Which which beer is mos using? Sea bass?

Speaker 12 (27:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
It feels like a hose is going up with my
butt it is. Oh yeah, I'm doing mad pumps. I
thought I'm supposed to drink it all. I'm drinking. That's
that's a menace.

Speaker 10 (27:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh how much more? How much more? How much more
do you have to go?

Speaker 10 (27:55):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
How much? How much more is left in the bottle?
I got like a quarner left?

Speaker 12 (28:03):
Okay, Oh my god, Oh I can't get that high.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
The tube from the bottle and show us the bottle. Yeah,
I'm pluging, hurt squatting over this thing I'm playing. I'm pluging.
He just popped his head up through the opening of
the tent. Man has hold up the bottle so we
can see how much it's hard because it's connected. Well,
you can just put off. You just pulled off. Nice

(28:37):
denis a little bit more? What a crow? This is
not your first time you evacuate in the studio, you
think you can make it to the bathroom? Can you like,
can you pinch? I'm pinching. How does your stomach feel? Yeah,
you should feel dizzy too, That might be yeah, you

(29:02):
albaby stood up too fast, too much exercise like beer.
If you think you can make it, I can't smell that.
I think I can tilted falling into the bathroom. Please
put your pants back on? Or do you need to
turn around because he if he uh, I'll follow me

(29:24):
to the bathroom. You really? Yeah? That was like I
feel like I still shouldn't look. I mean, he's he's
dressed kind of dress go ahead and zipped, but they're up.
He's leaking. You just just clinch.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
He's doing the like the he's doing like the penguin
walking the bottom.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
He's like standing in front of the door.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
He's walking like he just got off a horse.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Okay, So here we're gonna do is going to go evacuate,
We're gonna take a break, reset, okay, and then Morgan,
you're gonna be next.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
God, that's a hard one to follow, right, So.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
So what do you like now after you've seen it,
you've experienced do you think like you.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
Should be less nervous because that was shockingly fast. Yeah,
shockingly fast.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
He was ready to start.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I mean that is an animal bottle. It's meant for that.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
So I imagine like the pumps are probably a pretty
significant amount of that will go.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
In one pump. Like what if it feels good, this
is lucky you, then we get some real life morgasms.
It's about four inches, would you say, the little nozzle
thing and.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
It has to go all the way in or just
the tip.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I don't know how. Okay, the spray tip is just
that very top nodule when it just came out of him. Greg, you're.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
All right, So we're gonna take a break while Menace
is evacuating the beer from his backside, and then uh,
and then Morgan will go next.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Let's go. I'm ready to get Patrick's day beers.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
So traditional. Yeah, this is what all the leprechauns do.
More when he shows next time on be back, back back,
all right, Mena says he feels uh a little weird, Yeah,

(31:04):
somewhat what.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Buzzed, Yeah, a little buzz a little numb in the legs,
but again that could be from t I feel like I.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Might need a rip one too. Yeah. Do you feel
like you've released everything so far? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah, for sure, anything come out besides beer that you're
aware of, not that I know you didn't look at
the toilet, I'm no.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Do your inside still feel cold? No?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
No, but yeah I feel a lot lighter inside.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
So wait, maybe I am actually leaking right now or anything.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
No, No, I'm good now, but on my way to
the bathroom from the hallway, definitely leaking.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Yeah, yeah, okay, well all right.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Well Morgan is next up.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
It's Saint Patrick's day and we're doing some anal beer bongs.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah. Do you need some assistance warring.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
I'm gonna over there.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Did you prelude the tip? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, let me,
but don't be let me. There's the loop, all right.
So they're living they're living it up. Alright. Do you
wear shorts, morking?

Speaker 7 (32:15):
I have to, I don't have she rat a spare?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah, alright, all man, it's no peeking over the thing there, okay,
all right.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I spit in her mouth then also there there's long ago.
They're butt blong buddies. Oh that's right, my buddies. All right, well,
all right, okay, alright, you.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Guys want TM I yes, I gotta be careful because
I got a string hanging down to.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Tell them it's more about the string because.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
A minute, so there's a string right now. Oh oh
this is how are you not screaming? And this is tight?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Really trying to get it in? You're not trying to
put it the same hole with the tampa. No, no,
that wouldn't work.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
Oh okay, I'm in.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I mean they didn't feel comfortable what he's coming over?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Ye give it like a yeah, I've got my head up,
like okay, she's in a squad. I'm in.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
I'm in.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
I'm about to start pumping.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, okay, ma.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
Did you bold it in while you pumped her? Did
it just stay in?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Stay stayed in? Yeah, that's better that you go.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Okay, but this is what I did. I eventually just
started pumping really fast.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
Okay, you know, yeah, and ready first pumps going yeah.
Oh oh, you're right.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
It is kind of cold. Is that my body temperature?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Oh god, it feels like I'm at the doctor's office.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Oh my, this has never happened at my doctor's off.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
It's such a weird sensation. It's not like isn't feeling
that with beer? No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Is this whole like but stuff a new thing for you? Yeah,
she did ask for what he showed, But she did,
That's what I was asking. I don't know if she
was like, you know, practicing gaging up.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
But I feel like I'm gonna explode.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
You have to go faster? How much? How much beer
is still?

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
You want to see how much beers in there? Some time?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
I feel so.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
R beer.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I don't hate it, though, Okay, I feel like I
need a fart right now? Oh god, it might be
coming out. I'm almost done, I'm almost done.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Faster, okay, faster, make sure you am full.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
I think it's done.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Alright.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
I feel like I'm if they're gonn take it dumb?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Bathroom? Did you pooh before the show?

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Like, honestly, I have a diarrhea feelings?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
This is like, yeah, I assume that. Can you do
you think you can make it to the bathroom or
is now the place?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
I'm scared to take it out and then go to the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
I feel like you need to leave it in.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Like should I wouldn't do that? Should we carry the
pop up? You're gonna have to okay, I'm can you
get your pants and then, oh.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
My god, it's still in me? Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
The beer. All right, yeats, thanks so much. Now she's
got to get her pants on. I'm good. Okay, really
she got she can candle that all day. Okay, now, okay,
got do jumping jacks. Oh no, but she could over
the tarp. I guess I do feel like.

Speaker 7 (35:28):
I need to take a massive dump.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I want you to go do that.

Speaker 7 (35:31):
Okay, alright, well we did it.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Good jobs. So the EXPLI work still boats.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
This is fun recreating real Oh well, it's funny you
say that because there is a an old news report
that I found where parents are very alarmed.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Let me get this clip beer.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Yeah, snorting vodka, snorting vodka shots.

Speaker 13 (35:53):
Even more graphic, anal beer bonds and soaking tampons in vodka.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
It's quicker absorption, it's it's it's hidden, and it's new.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
And for females, I mean, they're damaging their reproductive systems.

Speaker 13 (36:07):
But that's not all. If you think your kid is studying,
look a little closer at their highlighter. It too becomes
a pipe.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Oh I had one of those yeah, yeah, and it
was called the high High Lighter.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay, yeah, that's why somebody said look up one thousand
Ways to Die vodka on the list.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
This is just u we had. I think the one
that she did was just the butt light. Yeah yeah.
And then Menace did the heine kit. And I'm going
to try like old school through the mouth. Yeah, let's
try it to see it. It's different. I think I
prefer the butt.

Speaker 13 (36:39):
Now.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Who am I? I am a body part. You can
use me to fill your big crack. The ancient Egyptians
thought I produced mucus woody. After you get me up,
you should tie me down the woody shop.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
We're into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
On this Monday morning, it's March seventeenth. It's Saint Patrick's Day. Yeah,
I'm Whatddy, that's Greg Gorey morning. Then it's good morning,
Good morning, Weddy. There's Gina g good morning. We got
Sea Bass, we got Sammy as your button, Menace delicious.
I was just talking. I was just talking all the
way with Morgan and she's like, I feel great. Yeah

(37:25):
I do too.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
I'm pretty good well, butt, but this should be like
a daily thing, and let's do coffee next.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
Yeah, Like imagine waking up in the morning and just
butt chugging some coffee.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
We would be ready to go. Did you blow it out?

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, Oh my god? And I recorded it if y'all
want the audio. I don't know for a future guest
who's gassed. Maybe because yeah, it was a little explosive
in there.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Well what Greg was saying like after he watched, was
it Steve? Oh, yes, it was a fire hose. Yeah,
and I had an actual of mine. That's yeah, it's
just real.

Speaker 14 (37:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well, we'll ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I don't know, other than clean yourself out before you
do extracurricular activities, like what would be the reason for
an anema?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Like reason to have in there or get one? Right?
Obviously fun times, but mine was constiapation. I hadn't gone
for several days to the point where like I could
almost taste it, you know, Jesus, and I couldn't get
food down at all. And I've never had it before.
I never had it since this is ten twelve years ago.
So what do you use distilled water? Well, I went
to an actual place, but it's one of those strip

(38:26):
mall places. So it's weird because like they can't technically
put it, They can't technically apply the applicator, like they
can't put things inside your body, not actual nurses again,
so you're just using it, yeah right, yeah, but then
you lay on a bed and the bed pumps it
in you, and then when it's done pumping it in you,
it flushes that. Actually I went to one where they

(38:48):
even have like a little viewing tube.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
That's the one video that I saw online. This woman,
you know, was detoxifying.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
So was that an anima or a what is it
called difference between because that is just the bottle. The
video that I'm talking about had that that tube because
you saw this big brown mask. So it's your animal
is a one time thing. Colacus involved multiple.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Infusions because you can't just buy like I've seen him
at the CVS or whatever that you could just buy
an enema.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
I know.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
So we got going back to the coffee thing. People
do the coffee thing. That's a known deal. Yeah right,
I thought it would stimulate they think that what the
thought was the coffee would stimulate your intestines more than
this water would. So now if you didn't feel like
you needed one and you got one, would you would
your body still expel more than you even thought you had,
probably whatever's in there, like in all the little nooks
and crannies. But apparently it's that's not that's not healthy.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah, like you shouldn't be doing that because yeah, it's
kind of like how women aren't supposed to doe.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, same thing. They just move along normally and you
don't have Contrary to all the urban legends, John Wade
didn't die with forty pounds of stool. But so that's
about that's more like a cronic.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
But like just typically give you're constant, usually go to
CVS and buy one of the things that I said.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, I guess his clocks do several pumps and infusions,
which is or a chip as okay, chip as. I
want to hear something else, gross please. A woman in
New York City saw this guy. He was sitting on
this like little step on the sidewalk eating a rat.
Saw that. Yeah, video.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, I don't know if I like watch that. It
wasn't cooked or anything, just a raw New York City rat.
She gave this other dude got it on video, I mean,
otherwise it didn't happen. Right, Yeah, here's some of the
audio of.

Speaker 12 (40:40):
That on Third Avenue.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
This is unbelievably.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
No rat.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah, drugs just like and there's like a I don't know,
like this big little long and white looking Yeah, we
have rat flu.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Thanks a lot, and Greg, New York is so romantic,
isn't it. What do you think the odds are this
dude got sick?

Speaker 5 (41:22):
One hundred sure?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
But are you so dirty? Because you're just out there
in the elements all the time. That's the thing is
he doesn't look. He doesn't look necessarily has to be.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Is it like fighting fire with fire when you're that
riddled with whatever else?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
I guess it is the dead rat more scared of
what it's going to get from him. Right. Drugs are
just just like no offense is just like haiti, I
think drugs. Yeah, he's got his jacket looks relatively clean.
He's got a clean looking hat on.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
I think he probably thought it was like, oh look
at this like ice cream cone scampering.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, it's disturbing thing they tell Woody because I wasn't
New York last week.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
It's a lot cleaner than my past visit, Like they
cleaned it up yeah, and where were you what part
of town? I was in Brooklyn and then I went
to our offices or by Radio City in Manhattan.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Okay, so so but what was what was clean Manhattan
or Brooklyn? This is streets both both both? Yeah, really yeah,
but I did see Brooklyn's like where all the hipsters
are now, you know, like Brooklyn has really been on
the come up. Oh yeah, sure, for sure. Manhattan's you know,
mostly you know, business tourists, things like that.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
I will say this though, I did see one street
that was full of trash bags and I'm like, I thought,
you guys got garbage garbage cans?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, city wide? That makes no sense. Likes say to
me that that throwing trash on the guard on the
street where again it's just half the bag's break and
rats are crawling in it all day long. You can't
tell me that's the only way to do things in
New York, right, That's how we do it. Figure it out.
They're changing it. I know you will do us.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Remember when I say all those photos from Barcelona, Spain, Barcelona,
because it used to.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Be like, oh, we were saying, oh, the buildings were
old and they couldn't you know, the city hold a
thousand years older than New York. Yeah, somehow they figured
it out. Eight seven, seven forty four. Woody.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
We're gonna take a quick break in that time. If
you want to check in with us, you can do
that over to two two ninety seven. Tell us who
you are, and then where around town. You're listening to
The Woody Show this morning, and then after the break
some news headlines.

Speaker 8 (43:23):
If you go out in the hall and test fire
and there's no smell, and then you come in here
and you fart do o loud Woody.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Show, all right. One of the trending news headlines this morning.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Gina Grass March Madness is here yesterday with selection Sunday
and the brackets for the tournament are set. The SEC
set a record with fourteen teams making the tournament. Also,
for the first time ever, the IVY League has three
teams in there. That's Columbia, Harvard, and Princeton. Top seeds
for the men, the Auburn Tigers are number one overall seed,
with Duke Blue Devils, Houston Cougars, and Florida Gators also

(43:57):
earning top spots. Some notable snubs have people talking. Teams
like Ohio State Indiana, West Virginia, Boise State, and Wake
Forest all left out for the women, UCLA, South Carolina,
Texas and USC claimed number one. Seeds games start this week,
the first four happening tomorrow and Wednesday, and Round one

(44:17):
happening Thursday and Friday. And the new SpaceX crew arrived
at the International Space Station yesterday morning, yay, and they
were greeted by Crew nine commander Nick Haig, who wore
he wore a gray alien mask.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Is a little surprise for everyone.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
SpaceX launched Crew ten on Friday to take over for
Crew nine. So if the weather holds, the SpaceX capsule
with astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sunny Williams and two others
will leave the space station early tomorrow, land in the
ocean off of Florida's coast later that evening. And as
we've told you by now, Willmore and Williams originally supposed
to just do a three hour tour like Gilligan, stay

(44:55):
in space for just a week. They've been up there
for nine months.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I would go insane.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Yeah, you'd probably try to legally insane.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Well you would, but you don't want to fly on
American airlines.

Speaker 8 (45:04):
Yeah, true, but even if that was not the issue,
and I wasn't afraid of flying, just being stuck up there.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
In isolated, Like how many times do you think they
did it.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Just for because they were bored? But I think if
you're a Netflix question, I think if you're an astronaut, right,
I think you'd go crazy, right, I don't know. I mean,
like Greg would be like you're getting stuck at a
winery or something.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Like that, But only if you were prepared, If you
were only prepared for a week and you're still up.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
There, good.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah, But I think after a while, like you kind
of settle in. Yeah, up here for a while. I'm
part of something that everybody will remember.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Everyone's talking about thing.

Speaker 8 (45:38):
Isn't it weird how jaded we've gotten that these people
have been in space for eight months. I don't even
know their names. I mean, you think they'd be the
most famous people on the planet, but they're on the planet.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Gris, that's true. That's a good point.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Well.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
A huge storm system made its way across the country
over the weekend, causing tornadoes and wildfires dust storms. They
killed at least thirty nine people to right hundreds of homes.
The storm moved into the Southeast and mid Atlantic by
early this morning, bringing thunderstorms and winds and even possibly
more tornadoes. So here's kind of how it broke down.
In Mississippi, tornadoes ripped trees out of the ground, leveled neighborhoods,

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killed six and left two hundred people without homes. In Missouri,
tornadoes killed at least a dozen. Wildfires in Texas and
Oklahoma destroyed nearly four hundred homes, killed two people, while
dust storms caused deadly highway crashes in Kansas and Texas
because you cannot see in that. And finally, in Alabama,
tornadoes killed three people, but a storm shelter saved over

(46:37):
two hundred people.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yeah, my buddy to the storms were coming through and
he got off the thought of me, so he can
go to the basement.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah good, that's exactly what you should do.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Yeah, very scary.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
He's like, Oh, I gotta go. The sirens are going
off in the basement. I think I can't chat anymore, guys.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Green By, Well, we have some news on Geen Hackman's dog.
A report about the death of Gene Hackman's dogs say
that he likely died of dehydration and starvation. It noted
there were there was no evidence of any infection or
trauma or poisoning, but the dog's stomach was mostly empty
except for some hair and bile, and the Santa Fe

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County Sheriff's Office also says that Jean's wife, Betsy called
a personalized medical service three times on February twelfth.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
They called her back to follow up, but nobody responded.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Meanwhile, Gene Hackman's estate is worth an estimated eighty million,
and in his will, he left it all to his wife, Betsy,
who is also dead, and well, here's the thing. It
makes no mention of the kids from his previous marriage.
But since Betsy died before him, legal experts are saying
that the will will probably be invalidated and the kids are.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Next of kins, so they'll still get it.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Betsy's will left everything to Gene and said if he
died first, it all goes to charity.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
So I'm sure they're gonna have to get some things
figured out.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Those CERTs to said they're not going to leave anything
to their kids, with their kids to make it on
their own.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
When you get a second wife, sometimes that happens. You know,
the evil stepmother.

Speaker 8 (48:05):
She's real but celebrities also have their own definition of
getting nothing quota.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Oh right, exactly, Millik only got ten million college paid
for for all of your children. Yeah, and Starbucks has
been ordered to pay a drive through customer from California
fifty million dollars after an unsecured hot drink spilled and
burn him. Apparently the guy had to get skin grafts
on his genitals after he was handed a tray full

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of drinks in the drive through. This was back in
February twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Like one of those things were the you got to
push the cutway to the holder the lightly exactly.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
His attorneys say the Brista didn't have the drinks secured
into that tray caused it to spill everywhere. They say,
you suffered permanent and life changing disfigurement, which could happen.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
If it stills all over your crutch. And the judge
in La.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Agreed, and according to the Daily Journal, three jurors wanted
him to have one hundred and twenty five million dollar payout.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
Yeah, well, I guess I saw this, and he was
willing to settle with Starbucks for like thirty million dollars
and not have all this go to court and the
jury and the whole thing, and he agreed to the
thirty million, but he just wanted them to apologize and
change their safety protocols.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
And they said, no, it would have been so easy.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
I would have taken the thirty million and wouldn't have
cared what they did after that. No, No, I'll except
the thirty million. But you've got to change. I can't
have this happening to anybody else. I'd be like, who
cares give me that?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Well, it's still worked out for him. Yeah, it certainly did. Yeah,
but how is it life changing disfigurement? Like what happens
if you're getting your nads you're jun I'm asking a
question a scar.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Well, he said, yeah, yes, it's does it not work anymore?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
That's the question. Did it damage nerves? Right sensitivity? Yeah,
that's my question. I don't know that, Like does it?
I mean it must have.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
Well, Starbucks says the minute the drink is out of
their hands, it's out of their responsibility.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
And that's what his lawyers were saying, right, No, out
of our hands and into your lap, because what if
you just toss it to them, your hand technically in
the air. Did you not catch it.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
And we have the precedent, of course from McDonald's case,
so they knew they weren't going to get out of
this insane speaking.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I don't think it's worth it though, speaking of a
fast food McDonald's in mont Him. Did you see the
Big Mac guy? No, so we've heard about him before.
He's seventy one years old, Don Gorski of Wisconsin. He
hit another milestone. He's been averaging two Big Macs a
day for fifty three years, and he just hit number
thirty five thousand m He had his first Big Mac

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back in nineteen seventy two, loved it so much, he
ate two more, went back the same day, eight six
more so nine total, and he hasn't stopped. Number thirty
five thousand went down at his McDonald's where he bought
that first one back in nineteen seventy two. Fans media
all there for it. They handed out commemorative buttons, coupons
for from Value meal. Now he already had a Guinness

(50:52):
World Record back in ninety nine after fifteen thousand Big Max,
and he has saved every receipt and every Big Mac container.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Okay, so he's God special. Yeah, he's o c d
How many inches of his colon did they take out?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
But here's the thing, dude, skinny really yeah, it doesn't
mean thousand. It doesn't mean he's healthy. You've heard about
skinny unhealthy dudes. Oh yeah, Now, Greg, who cares about
the rest?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
You're skinny exactly, That's nothing else matter. He kind of
looks like John Lennon in a weird way.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Oh yeah, he has that terrible haircut.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Awful hair.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah, seventy one. He says, the Big Max make up
at least ninety percent of his diet, but he walks
six miles a day to make up for that.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Okay, I'll do it forever. He's definitely special though, And
that's what's going on with all right, Thank you very much.
Gina grad got it. Yeah. I've been on this zep bound.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
And the maximum dose what is that? What is the max?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
I'm going to fifteen points something. Yeah, and I'm like
a month and a half into it. I have not
lost a single pound.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Like resistant. I don't know how half I thought it was.
But how did you know? Month and a half on
the top dose do you have to yeah, build up
to it?

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yeah, mentally so where did you even start at though,
to be at fifteen, you start at the very two
point five whatever?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
The first one, yeah, that's the first on that for
a month. Then you go up to the next one,
and go the next one, then go up to the next.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
One, then seven point five.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Sure, are you getting this from somebody next with dumpster?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
No, I get it from my doctor. I go to
the regular pharm seat. It's the name brand. You're the
only person I know. This is not worth a medical marvel. Yeah,
you don't win. I don't win.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
It did work for you a little bit though, right
in the toad when.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
I started with GOV, that was a year and a
half ago, Like, I lost twenty pounds and that was
pretty much.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
And that's where I've been right installed out.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
I lost nothing. So my question is, I'm gonna put
this out to the to the room. Do I look
into the sleeve?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Oh, you've been so anti sleeve forever I have, But
like I thought you were pro sleeve. I don't think
you're No. I thought we were going to sleeve together.
I mean, I've been anti an anti sleeve for sure.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
I don't think you're big enough for that. Like I mean,
but when you see like the TV shows, those people
are like eight hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yeah that's the TV show. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, they usually make people lose weight just to be
able to get the surgery. I don't think I have
to lose weight to get the surgery. I think I
would just have to show that I can follow some
kind of stupid diet thing.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Yeah, don't you have to still change all of your
eating because yeah, you're only eating like a teeny tea spoons,
better be nutritious.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
But they also say that's what you're supposed to do.
But of course they want the they want the client, right,
they want the but.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
You're supposed to do it before you even have the surgery,
right to prove that you can.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Do it right.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
But I'm wondering, like, how are they really sticklers for
that or don't they really you know, they go, well,
oh yeah, well look at that. It's like how doctor
now can sit there and go like, oh, you're a
lot thirty pounds.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
They say the same thing even when you're like taking
drugs like this, that they want you to at least
try to work out a little bit before you go
and try it.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
But but you would think that even without the working
out that I will lost I don't know, five pounds.
I closed the forty that menaced it on, you know
the same things that bound around. I've lost forty seven,
forty forty seven pounds because did you add working out?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
No? No, barely, But I stay active though. You walking
airports a lot? Yeah, a lot of airport.

Speaker 14 (54:17):
You know.

Speaker 8 (54:17):
I'm pro sleeved. I support that idea, but maybe start
smaller and try the balloon first?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Were they my time? Let's just go all in? Yeah? Really,
just get it over with.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, my brother's onna go We last four months didn't
do ish but sleep, eat and lay in bed.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Was two hundred and ninety eight pounds. Now he's to forty.
Oh okay, this is a new thing.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
But didn't you say you did well on weight Watchers?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I did? You don't want to?

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Yeah, that's the thing that you lost all the weight
like three times in your life, which.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
We can do it.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
He needs something that's gonna be permanent, and you know
it's like yo yo stuff. I need something that makes
me sick if I have what I'm not supposed to have.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Although people do eat through their sleep do oh yeah,
I can.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Tell you, like I'm person who does not enjoy being nauseous,
Like I'm not going to power through nauseous to eat cookies.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
How much joy would be taken away though? If you
couldn't have what you want to eat, you can't use
a little bit? Yeah, I know, but still I don't
know if you would enjoy life as much. I mean,
are you enjoying it now? Some event?

Speaker 6 (55:19):
Do you know the success right on the sleeve? Like
how many people end up still eating through it?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Of the people that I know, we know multiple people
I have done this sleeve. Maybe I know one hundred
percent they were still and they're still skinny.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Yeah, because I guess all the people that we know,
if we govy's not working, you can eat through that.
What makes you think that you wouldn't be able to
eat through the sleeve when we know people who do well?

Speaker 5 (55:41):
I just googled it and it says generally around eighteen
to ninety percent of.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
People have success. Okay, all just a lot's almost everybody.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
I would be willing to take the risk, you know,
have the eighty ninety to try to be part of
the eighty ninety percent that keep it off?

Speaker 3 (55:57):
What do how I was two hundred and seventy one
pounds on January seventh when I started, I'm now two
thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah, I don't. Before I couldn't lose weight of my
life depended on it. I don't. I was not working
for you on the highest resistence. Man, Where were you
injecting yours? Uh, the stomach, by the belly button. You're
not doing the leg or the arm.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
You're not supposed to do it within a certain number
of inches of the belly button. Yeah, it was supposed
to be like outside of that. But then also, and
you're doing this for fat people. No, in no area
where you have any kind of stretch mark. Oh, not
supposed to do that?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Where's that? Yeah? Eight forty four Wooding, I mean I
supported the sleeve situation. Yeah, dumb question. That is a
permanent thing, right, Yes, of course. No, they put they
put the other half of your stomach that they cut out. Now,
I didn't know if they cut it out or if
they just they cut it out just in case. Sorry,

(56:50):
they take they take your stomach and they make it
into bits like a long, thin sleeve. I literally thought
it was like some sort of device. No, Greg is
thinking about the lap band.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Oh yeah, that's different or like stomach staples.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yeah, medical school, like you guys said, I got a
sleeve in Mexico, paid cash.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
No, so you jump into the hoops in advance. Yeah,
it's a show.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
So I'm sure you saw something about it if you
paid any attention to the news at all. But that
fire that ripped through that nightclub in Macedonia, killing fifty
nine people injuring another one hundred and fifty five, and
they say the death could death toll could rise because
twenty of those people are in critical condition. It was
the pyro that the band was using that hit the
ceiling and the place went right up. Why that inside

(57:44):
said the Long Island Great White the band Great White
play was showed.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Damn near killed everybody inside. Yeah, so dumb.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
According to investigators, the club was operating without a proper
license and they were way over capacity.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Shock. Yeah have you seen that new pyro? It looks
like sparks, but it doesn't burn you. Yeah, it's cold.
I think they called cold sparks.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Oh really Yeah, it looks really cool because people put
their hands over it and it looks like sparks are
like going into the hand and rules.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
So the band Disturbed they were doing a show at
the United Center in Chicago, and Pyro from their set
damage the Bulls Championship banners from the nineties. So like
the whole bottom halves of the six championship banners are
just gone and then h so they had to be
removed for repairs. Won't be on display for the remainder

(58:33):
of the NBA season. But I mean, what does it matter.
As long as you have the banner up there, I
can get a new one. It's not like it's irreplaceable.
Yeah right, it's just another It's just another one, and
they'll just put back up there.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Rather news Disturbed apparently can play out arenas. Oh yeah,
oh dude, they still They told you a huge crowds.
They're playing the United Center. Yeah they should be, I think,
I mean, right there in the know. They play huge,

(59:06):
they play huge venues. They look first off, you're not
wrong they're playing the Forum, the MEMSG. But I'm saying
that's a surprise to me. I would be disturbed as great.
If you brought them up and say do they played arenas?
I couldn't tell you, because what's the big hits song
in the past ten years? Oh, they've had a number
of songs. I mean, I don't have them in the
right in front of me, but they've had they've had
a lot of big hits at the rock radio. I mean,

(59:28):
I don't think anything's been that's I mean, they have
had a couple of them. But you know, now with
the sickness and stupid five past ten years, right, if
it gave me a second, I see them, I'm stuck.
I'm stuck, really not. It was somewhat playing a lot
of those. It's this somewhat new ish where he did
that cover of Sound of Silence that kind of exploded

(59:49):
and made them really big again. Remember fifteen, so that's
ten years. Oh it was ten years. D But that's good.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Disturbed, Like I see them had festivals, but I could
see them playing Rockelahmer or something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Hell yeah, I'm surprised. Colored me surprised playing you know,
MSG and all these other places.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Woody, you can hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven more Woodies Show coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
The Woody Show back back in a few You're right back.
We're having some computer issue. No network.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Is a Woody Show and we are into another New
Hour Dean Sensitivity Training for a politically correct World.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
It's Monday, Yay, It's March seventeenth, Saint pat Teesday. Yeah,
twenty twenty five on Moddy that's great Gory, there's Menace, Hi,
Gina grand good morning. There is sea Bass. Yeah, we
got Sammy Morgan's taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can also

(01:00:59):
hit us up with a next over to two to
nine eight seven. We've had the question who are the
people number one paying for porn these days? And then
number two? Who's paying for only fans?

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Question all these girls like fifty million dollars this week?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Catch me on side check God, bros, how like there's
that many life. I'm not saying they don't exist. I'm
not saying that people who would pay for that stuff
don't exist. But in those kind of numbers, Yeah, and
it's not there's it's not there's one of these girls
who's making that kind of money. Just infinitely, tons, they're
not all making that money. Also, be fair, that's the
top one percent of the one percent who's making that

(01:01:39):
crazy million dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Kind of thing. Yeah, but we hear about them either.
Are definitely in the zeitgeist. End Yeah, making month, I know. Crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Speaking of PERV, Deshaan Watson and his girlfriend are engaged.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
He posted about it on Instagram with a caption that says,
miss Watson loading all right because they're gonna get married.
Oh now you gotta wonder when did she come around?
While I looked into it, twenty nineteen is when they
got together. So she's been with him through the two
dozen sexual misconduct allegations from the massage therapist.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Stand by your man, stand by that bag. That's right. Yeah,
I would, Yeah, I would say, what would it? What
would it? Let's say, you know, God forbid your marios,
right right. But he's like, hey, I have two hundred
million dollars, Yeah, you know what I might massages? Could
you look past that for that kind of money? Yeah?

(01:02:36):
I think, especially if it wasn't like relationships, it was
just like hey, ex yes, oh it was Kobe, remember
Kobe got his wife. Oh that the ring, giant right
ring that was that wasn't just.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Like cheating, that was like a rape allegation, I think.
But she's stuck around. Look at that rock exactly, you know,
I mean you can look past a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yeah, a ton of stuff. Everybody's every it has got
their price.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Like people are really upset about stuff, not even cheating,
just in general, like, oh, I'm really injured. This is
gonna change my life forever unless your mind can probably
get over it. For seven million dollars for.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Every time you go to the massage parlor, I get
an aston Martin.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Do I mean there's tons of like millionaire guys that
have girlfriends that their wives know about, as long as
they're like not public about it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I mean that's what people have always sad about Lebron James.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
Mean what I always thought he was kind of the
exception to the rule because he's so he's such a
public figure.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Yeah, but he's so famous that how would I not
get leaked? Exactly? That's that's what there's That's what it's
aways been rumored. So that would be the downfall of fame. Yeah,
everybody's you can't just go hook up with everybody. Yeah,
you know, that would really suck. It would suck. Yeah,
I mean you could, but I'm sure that's what thank
you for not being famous? Right, I know, I'm not

(01:03:57):
rich and famous. It would be terrible. Because you have
a lot of money in our famous doesn't mean you're
not stupid. It look at de Sean Watson and his
eighteen different what are probably having.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Yeah, so we said within two years, she's gonna get
a divorce from him, just take all his money.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Yeah, maybe there's a creenau.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Yeah, I mean, and then your life is said, like,
can you imagine like you're with somebody then all that
stuff comes out, especially how high profile and all over
the place that Deshaun Watson stuff has been. Do you
hang in there hoping that he marries you just so
you can take his money later for putting you through
all that stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
It'd be something good business arrangement. I think some women
are like, you know, it's the old Tony Soprano model.
Is like, some women know that my man is going
to cheat on me, right, and that's part because he's
rich and famous. That's what those type of guys do.
As long as he comes home to me, right, and
that's all that takes care of me. I didn't care
about the gumas I knew I was better than them.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
I sent this meme to my girlfriends the other day
it's from People magazine. It says billionaire Richard Lugner dead
at ninety one, just two months after tying the knut
with six wife.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Who's forty two. And then somebody at the top of God,
I've seen what you've done for other oh Man eight.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Seven seven forty four, Woody, if you want to call in,
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
So who are these only fans subscribers? We're gonna dig
deep into that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Talk to some actual guys. Yeah, because when you were
at what av nsy, myself and Morgan talked to some
only fans. We had, Yeah, we had signs I made
out that said do you pay for porn?

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
And then Gina's got a couple of clips to share
of this. That's all come up next year on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Hang on, this is like ale, all right, only fans?
Who is paying for this? Who are your losers?

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
But like the people who have subscriptions that go on
month after we talked about signing up for something and
then forgetting about it and then it's costing you, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
What's the subscription that you just car out?

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
This ain't that I mean it could be right now,
I have two for Peacock and I don't know where
to log in to cancel.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
It could be something like that, like maybe you heard
about somebody who's on there and you're like, oh, I'll
check that out, and then you check it out and
then you forget.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Yeah, you move on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
You got you got the one peak and that's that's
Oh yeah, it's what Jim's hope for it. Yeah, you're
just getting paid mailbox money.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Sure had to do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Uh well, anyway, a couple of different things here. We're
gonna start with Gina and then Sea Bass has some clips.
He and Morgan were at the Adult Video News Awards
the Oscars of Porn a couple of months back, and
they were talking to a bunch of different people and
you had what is signed that you said you were
holding up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
We talked on the store of the floor of people
actually paying for porn, and these guys are out there
and and if they're gonna be paying, that's where they're
gonna be. All right, they're at the av Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Yeah, if they're willing to pay for all their travel
to go to that's right, you know, hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
And then Gina, who is this guy?

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Okay, So first of all, there's this chick named Abigail Lots.
She's an OnlyFans girl. She has like one hundred thousand
followers on Instagram whatever, and she had her biggest onlyfan
contributor on her like podcast interview show, and she met
him and asked him some questions. And this guy looks
exactly like you think he would.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I'm just going to show you a picture of him
this big tone. Yeah, I saw that clue. That's Big Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
He claims that he has a wife. Yeah, probably has
to be.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
He claims he has a wife, and part of his
kink is paying for only fans, like behind her back.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
But one of the clips makes me think that this
whole wife thing is suspicious.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
So first let's have Big Tony tell us what he
spends on OnlyFans while she's introduced, don't you just introduce yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Oh, I'm a Big Tony. I am your number one,
oh with subscriber, and how much have you spent? Thousand dollars?
It's nice to finally meet you. Finally I got to
touch him.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Yeah, God, well that hand should be doing something for
thirty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yeah, he kind of looks like the comic book guy
from The Simpsons. Yeah, you know, kind of that big
giant sort of dishevel.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
And I like, is that a graphic or did he
a that's a graphic. That's where I paused it to
take the picture. Okay, I just say, did he have
a shirt made up?

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
So next, Big Tony gives a very uncreative answer about
his favorite part of Abigail's body.

Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
What's your favorite thing about me?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Let me think? Come on, you have to choose thinks
the problem?

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
Can you stop gooning and not be a creep?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Okay, what do you think you're doing here? Bab And
what is I've never heard gooning before? Is that a thing?
Stopped gooning? Yeah, what is that? I've never heard that.
It's kind of like ed believe on my radar gooning.
Is that kind of gawking?

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Maybe that makes sense? And finally, this is where I
call the whole wife thing into a question, because remember
how I said he's married. Well, this gets a little
little dicey when Abigail asks him about his.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Intense obsession or infatuation with something, often to the point
of losing perspective or common.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Sense, like stocking standing within online community. There we go going.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
So this is what he says when Abigail asked him
about his sexual history.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
It's your body count.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
I'm very sorry. I can't say I'm parent. Come on,
you came all this way. Just tell me you can't
make sun in me.

Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Okay, I won't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I'm a virgin. Why the girl's ever given me a chance?
That's why I spent so much on her. I hope
one day let he hit it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Believe he says he's a virgin, has never been given
but he has a wife. That's why I'm like, I
don't buy this wife thing at all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
I believe it is a virgin before I believe he's
got a wife. Yeah, Miguel, what what's l u t z?

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
And she's just like a cute, perky blonde and she
does some stuff with her mom.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Like the glasses. She's you know, she's fine. What does
she do with her mom? Well, she interviews her in
like the other pictures now and it's not interested. Yeah, okay,
Well she's one of the big earners.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Yeah, and she doesn't need you because she has big tony.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Well yeah, but also like look like the kind of
chick that like you put it in there once and
your your p is burning? Like she looks you say
that you know you could tell if somebody's got an
STD just by looking at them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Yeah, yeah, I can see bass. I mean, what do
you think, Abigail Lots? She looks dirty here? I think?
I mean, here's the picture I'm looking at, So she is?
Is that chmytia? Like? What do you think? It's not aids?

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
But like what like if you if you just had
to look at her picture and go, what STD does
this person have? What would you what would you guess?

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Greg?

Speaker 10 (01:10:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
And not very different? Yeah, you know, is it something
that you can clear up with a pill? Or herpies?
I think herpes? That's easy, like genital warts. I mean
you're definitely getting allegedly, Yeah, Flara, who is? What would
you guess here? Based on the picture? Cond and not?

Speaker 14 (01:10:52):
And not?

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Because you don't want to get her pregnant? You don't
want you don't want to do that either, right, you know,
she's a pain in your ass, although you might be
able to get also support because she's apparently bringing in
some pretty good money. Yeah, thanks big tony thousand subscribers
based and then however much what's the overhead? Not really
any Yeah, you're a big Tony. You don't go on
there and talk about it. You stay hidden behind the scenes, right, Yeah.

(01:11:15):
I mean if he's putting it all out there, a
chance to meet his girl, but he does a hook
up or gets something out of it, he has a
dropper more.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Now we know Big Tony he pays for only fans.
But who are so of these other people that Sea
Bass and Morgan ran into in Vegas the A Viennawards.
We're going to talk to them next.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there the show.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Subscras.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Alright, so we already heard.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
That one dude who has paid thirty five thousand dollars
in total so far, and that's just for that one chick.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
I think, so literally, Miguel, what's to why or how
he was doing it? I mean he said he oh
he's a virgin. Yeah, he's one thousand pounds. I mean,
what other Why choose her? Why give her money off?
Yeah and so forth.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Yeah, Well, you see, you're you're a much better interviewer
of freaks than Abigail than yeah, than Abigail Morgan is too.
She met a guy at the Adult Video News Awards.
His name is Don and he is a big payer
of Horn.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
All right, here's Don.

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Do you subscribe to anyone on OnlyFans?

Speaker 10 (01:12:21):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, well breaking fox that I'm just talking to.
I've been on hers for a long time. I think
her annual is like eighty five dollars. It's not real bad.
But also when I look at them, I looked at
how many pictures should they have of Yeah? To me,
that's more important than anything, because a lot of them
don't put inne It was like, why am I subscribing you?
I know that they like to do this sex thing,

(01:12:43):
but it's hard to type with one hand for the
other one. It just doesn't work and your keyboard gets sticky,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Yeah, but you hear that a lot where you the
only fan subscription is not all they pay for. They
pay for the sex thing. The chat messages the better.
It's more like the girlfriend experience what they call that.
I mean, I just looked he's wasting his money. Old.
She does kind of oldish, but he is older too,
is you could probably tell from his voice. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
But it's sad though, because they think they're chatting with
the girl. Most of these girls have hired people to
chat for sure, it's not even them part.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Of the fantasy. Let's talk more about the tips he
pays for this chatting. All right, here again, here's Don But.

Speaker 10 (01:13:24):
Most of them we have an agreement. I will tip them,
but then we just chat, okay, just kind of like
we're doing now, or like with Reagan that I can
ask about what she's doing and what's going on, that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
And I much prefer that, Yeah, because then you're getting
to know the real person.

Speaker 10 (01:13:39):
Yes, ma'am, and then getting to meet them here makes
it even better. Yeah, touch arm is I telling him?
It's like, I know what it feels like to touch you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Morgan.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
Yeah, he was very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Yes. By the way, Uh, this chick kind of looks
like a mon baby. She's kind of a fitness Yeah,
it's a man. Looks at one of them Hanny's and
bra Yeah, if you if you tear from it, I
would say, like nipples up, that is a dude. Like
those in her arms and her her big yeah, her
big muskeler back. Yeah. I mean she's got a body

(01:14:12):
that I would like. I wouldn't know what a woman's
like forearm feels like unless I actually went and touched
it and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Also like shed thos in here on her Instagram profile
lost my original ig account at four hundred and seventy
thousand followers, like, who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
They always do that? Yeah you on Instagram, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:14:29):
I know what it feels like to touch you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
I know what it feels like to touch another. Thing
they paid for on OnlyFans is custom work, you know,
custom pictures, videos, etc. And down about that.

Speaker 10 (01:14:40):
I think the most up paid in one month is
like maybe fifteen hundred dollars A lot of customers, Okay,
that they shoot customer. I like the soft and the sensual.
I don't like this hard banging.

Speaker 14 (01:14:52):
I don't like this.

Speaker 10 (01:14:54):
It's just ain't. It's like, just had a bad experience
with a endoscopy. Okay, so it's like, oh, well I
retained the gas and it wouldn't dwell, so the surgeon
put me back in the room to do it. But
he didn't put me back to sleep. He didn't put

(01:15:15):
any lubri kit on this too, So he's sliding this too,
and it's starting to burn. It's like they don't feel good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Yeah, and do.

Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
We need his life story?

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
All of his past traumas so she asked the follow up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Yeah, so this is Morgan and Sea Bass. They're at
the Adult Video News Awards's back a few months ago.
But they're talking to these dudes about them paying for
only fans. We're wondering, who are the people.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Who are doing it? How does they make our money?
So far, it's exactly who you think it would be.
This guy, though, is younger. His name is rich Kid Nick,
and he is Malaba's most wanted as you're about to hear. Okay,
I guess he's a rapper of some sort, but he
used to at least pay for porn. Okay, here he
is so rich Kid Nick, rich Kid Nick. Nice to
make you, God bless you. What were the sights you
went to?

Speaker 14 (01:16:00):
U Vazar's stepsis loves Me, loves Me I think that's
the name of it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
And then blacks and what are they show on black?
It's like a big black benches and only fans got
he paid for like the brass, the the oh these
the studios he bought, like the Max subscription. He's a
white kid. Of course, Miami. Not to bring this up

(01:16:33):
to you, did they say that hard rock Nick died
hard Rock Nick? Of yeah, he was on this show.
He was on your mom's house. I believe he committed
suicide in Florida. Oh really really a couple of months ago. Right,
that's the guy like the throwback to that. He like,
uh no, no, no, that's big time Tommy. What's happening?
He like, there's a billionaire. He had these weird like
painted on eyebrows and teeth. Went me a while back

(01:16:55):
and apparently back to rich kid Nick though, who paid
for porn? How much is it costing him? All right?
When you were paying how much were you paying? Probably
like only like four hundred a month. Yeah, only fans.
I was like tipping only fans girls. Yeah, what were
some of the best girls you liked?

Speaker 10 (01:17:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Having Marina Riley raid? Damn, I'll be forgetting. And why
did you want to give disconnect? There's no call for
that kind of line.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Right's luddy, vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
You've got a dirty horrish mouth. Well we're good about it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:30):
That, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
So he likes helping people that don't have stuff. God,
I want to be blessed by rich Yeah, same blessed. Well,
there's a way Gina that happened, actually, Gina, not to
you unfortunately, but he had a real girl friend with
him when I was talking to him, who now is
being blessed by rich kid Nick And now that's why
he's not paying for porn anymore. Oh, he being blessing people. Lucky,

(01:17:54):
he'd be blessed. How did you meet your current girlfriend? Honestly, say,
is that right? I want to hear?

Speaker 14 (01:17:59):
For like two years, but she was in a relationship,
so I just kept debitor like over and over again,
and then they finally broke up. And then I contacted
my friend and I was like, yo, you need to
like tell her the company. And then I took her
outside so like the club and stuff. And then she
like texted me and she's like, you know what, I
like you. And then I took her to the Virgin
Islands to the Ritz Carlton. Then I took her we
went to Mexico, Honduras. She paid for the cruise, but
I paid for everything on the cruise.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
And then let me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Clear, he did not pay for this.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
Wow, chrish kid Nick not very uh giving apparently, So yeah,
she bought the cruise, but he took her to you know,
the Ritz Carlton or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
And apparently the secret is this is is like even
if a girl has a boyfriend, you just keep dmming
her for like two years straight. Yeah, eventually want to
wear her down. Yeah, because you want to be blessing
people the way rich kid Nick tried to give me
one hundred dollars. He did tried to make you happy.
I don't know what because he gave me his like
wrap handle and I can't find him anywhere. That's what

(01:18:55):
makes it cool, superund How do people men? You might
know this? How do guys like that? So you see
these guys who are like rappers, they have one video
and suddenly they have stacks of bills, Like are they
just drug dealers? Is it from their parents? Well, obviously
you can also buy it on Amazon like fake. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Yeah, we use it for like promo for like radio
giveaways and stuff for the videos. Yeah, the companies giving
us real money to make it rain.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Throw it in the air. Morgan should have been talking
to if you want if you want girlfriends, guys, all
you gotta do is buy women like expensive vacations and
you can go in there and have sex with them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Now, Morgan, were any of these guys attractive that I
spoke to. Absolutely not, Like, what do you think about
the rich kid Nick?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
He sounds annoying? So I respect women that can hang
around an annoying guy just for the you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Know, the bag. Yeah, but like some of these guys,
the rapper guys are always broke. I don't know how
they do it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
I used to be into brokemen. I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
These only fangirls. They're making it happen, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Yeah, eight seven seven four Woodie set us a text
over to two two nine eight seven. All right, welcome
back everybody. Today is March seventeenth. Is Saint Patrick's Day, right,
yeah it is. It is also act.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Happy Day today, just acting happy? Act is acted? What
do they say, fake it till you make it?

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Sure? And happiness is a choice, yes, act as.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Today is National Fragrance Week, so it's the beginning of
Natural Fragrance Week. It's also National Introvert Day. All right,
It's a Doctor Patient Trust Day. Okay, okay, and this
makes sense. It's National corn, beef and Cabbage Day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Perfect delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Yeah, going back to fragrances, what is your favorite What
do you rock on a daily basis?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Mezzay or mez.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
There's there's two that I have. Most of the time
I'm using this, so it's called two to one two. Okay,
I forget who makes that one?

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
What's the one I like? Uh? Lent, yeah, ye, Laurent, Yes,
that's what I have. Smells delicious. Let's see who makes
this cut. Probably somebody in Manhattan, Carolina Herrera. Oh that's
a thing, sure, yeah, two one two Men's cologne. Yeah,

(01:21:20):
I like that one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
That's a it says, with notes of pepper and easing
into warm tones of grain wood and sandalwood for a
subtle masculine finish.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
That's right, just like you. And then also, uh, this
is tom Ford. It's like a tobacco and vanilla. I think,
all right, tobacoill. Yeah, tobacco vanill. I have some of
that too. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Some entertainment news. Then we'll get into the birthdays and
the porno birthday minutes. What do you got for today?

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Well, we've been talking a lot about Millie Bobby Brown
and her you know eleven from Stranger Things war and yeah,
and her her movie finally came out of the weekend,
The Electric State on Netflix, but she was still doing
a bunch of press, and we found out that she
has quite a few animals at her house. Is she

(01:22:11):
was talking to BBC one she's into like she's got
like a farm and stuff too. Yeah, well she lists
them off here, yeah, not on BBC two.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Greg on BBC. Yeah. If you're tired of two, you
go back to one. You go back to one, and
that's where you get this interview with Millie Bobby Brown.

Speaker 15 (01:22:26):
But I have twenty five farm animals, and then I
have twenty three foster dogs, and then I have ten
dogs in my house that are my personal dogs and
four cats.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
This is amazing passional dogs. Nic It's okay, So she's
going to be a hoarder by the time she's what
twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Oh yeah, well she got married so young to bon
Jovie's son, right, yeah yeah, and then yeah, she's got
all these animals.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
She's going to be like the lonely horse lady. Yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 15 (01:22:51):
I ever wrote whiler at Golden Retriever a Great Dane,
and then I have you know, I have an eighteen
year old blind dogs and called Rigby, who was left
on the side of the road. I took him thinking,
is he's not gone along last. You know, he's blind,
can't find his way through that. Well, this dog is
jumping on my couch. Now, it's find a new lease
of life. Jake said, you thought this was going to,
you know, be gone in three months of God. No,

(01:23:13):
rick By is on a year and he's thriving.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Shout going to be a runaway with all these animals,
I'm sure they have people to help them.

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
Take care and she's like wants to be a vetch.

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
She's like learning how to take care of the animals
and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Yeah, that's what they all says. True start.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Yeah, that's why she's gonna end up neglecting her husband
and she's gonna get more crazy. Right, she's already gotten
more crazy over the last I would say, handful of years.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Can you start with thirty dogs? Yeah, you don't have
much of a childhood.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Yeah, well it's not going well well, speaking of pounds,
professional poonhound tiger Woods.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Yeah, allegedly uh, secretly.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Dating Vanessa Trump, Donald Trump's ex wife, well trump junior
ex wife, Don Junior's xu ja apparently, Yeah, and page
six says that she totally loves him and she would
date him even though he was even if he wasn't famous.
Oh sure, okay, so she's not into fame, but yet

(01:24:18):
she keeps the Trump last names.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
No, she would be happy to date him if he
was just super rich.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, for sure, if it was just the money. Yeah,
I can look with that. She's and he is forty nine.
You can do better, Tiger.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Get good luck to them, way too old, Tiger. Now great?
Did you hear about this? YouTube now hosts two episodes
of Matt LeBlanc's friend spin off Joey. No, but I
remember trying that show when it was new, and it sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Well, yeah, I want to go back because I don't
remember anything about it. I mean, and it's on YouTube
and you can watch it now, all right, yeah, like
two seasons yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
But also like the the cast on that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
I think at the time the cast wasn't as like
oh wow, but now you look back at it, it
was like Jennifer Coolidge, oh yeah, and then of course Joey,
and then there was some there was somebody else. So
another high profile person on there, Maiteo.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
I don't know who that is. She was on the Sopranos.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Okay, was Jennifer Coolidge like his mom or something?

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Maybe this is passive old enough to play his mom
Joey's agent.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
I think, well, we can go back and see if
it really sucked or we just love friends so much
that we just hated it. Yeah. Maybe. All right, here's
another thing that was under my radar. Apparently Denzel Washington
and Jake Jillenhall are doing Broadway right now. Excuse me, yeah,
and it's for a thing called Oh they they'll all

(01:25:56):
what is it called old?

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
They'll old? Hold on? No no no, no, no no
no no no no no no, all right, what a menace.
Let's give it another shot.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
Oh they'll Oh that's it, oh they all? Okay, I
don't know what that is. Is it about like Jesus
and Stuff's real? It's real, It's it's a fellow.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
What does it sound like? Damn it? No, he's good,
he's good. Want what was Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
That was a John Mulaney. Oh hell oh hello, that
was on Broadway too. Look, never even heard of it
before in my life. I'm just being honest. But even
when you say it correctly.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
I don't English class.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yeah, so, Gina, it really is a fellow?

Speaker 10 (01:26:49):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
What which I believe Denzel may have played before.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
I believe that's correct. What was that also a board game?
What's the board game that had like the black side
and the White side? Like the little round chips Othello,
I know what you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Would right and like that? I don't know if that
is all right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Well that's not even the story. So apparently they're doing
this Broadway play and this critic he broke the one
rule if you ever want to get invited to anything.
He said something negative about this Broadway show, and he
said that the tickets were too high priced and apparently
they're going for nine hundred dollars. So he put it

(01:27:35):
out there, Danny. He was saying how high the prices were,
and he got disinvited allegedly to a media event. That's why,
you know, if you look at like all these movie
reviews and all these things like, oh, best thing ever,
blah blah blah, and then you go see the movie
and it sucked, is because this person got invited to
like go to London to go watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
I was up there speaking of famous people being in plays.
I just learned that actually opening up right now, there
is Bill Burr on Broadway with Bob Odenkirk, Michael McKean
and Kuran Culkin. What are all starring for like three
months in glen Gary Glenn Ross are sorry Glenger? That
was like, oh sweet, I want to go see Bill

(01:28:17):
Burn and Bob like, oh, I hate with a fiery
passion anything that David mammontt does, so I will not
be seeing it. But it's a tempted what what's the
famous line from Glengarry Glenn Ross.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
Coffee for closers?

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Damn, it is for clothes. I didn't ask you said
you are such a thief of our menace fund? Right now?
I want to hear more about I can speak all right,
oh oh they'll oh.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Yeah, it's about it's about these people. Like the question
is will they have an orgasm?

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Oh they'll owell Denzel and that's like version alright. You
can give me nine bucks to go to that. See it?
All right? Well, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
Let's move on to some serious business that the Internet
wants to know. Is Cindy Sweeney single Sydney?

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Damn? It s sorry?

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
You want this club?

Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
Are we allowed to correct him?

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Ever?

Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
Yey, I've been seeing well, I've been seeing a lot
about this menace.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
I'm glad you brought it up to.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Let him let him.

Speaker 6 (01:29:24):
Yes, I because she's been staying at a hotel and
extended stay, not with her fiance.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Extended stay. That's what they said. That's what I said,
that she's been staying for a long time at a hotel.
And you know that's a brand, right like those sweets.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
Okay not she just americ sorry, realized.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
What that correcting people, Yeah, go ahead, But.

Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
Her fiance, I'm convinced that they're breaking up for sure.
Like I barely ever believed that they were together.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
They paused their wedding. So that's my happening. Last year,
when I was saying that she was banging what's this
a rat face?

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
You were like, oh, no, I still don't think no, No,
I still don't think that happened.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
I really don't. Glenn Powell not rat face.

Speaker 6 (01:30:10):
When they were making that movie, anyone but you, and
they did the whole thing, and it was the whole
cheating scandal and whatever. But she like, he has a
ton of money and she's very business minded, and so
that was kind of like a business play on her
end to make the public think that they were dating
in order to promote the movie but at the same time,
it's like, well, what fiance is okay with that? They

(01:30:32):
both seemed like they were only caring about the money
and the business and not really each other in the relationship.

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
The whole thing seemed strange.

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Well, and he was always on set.

Speaker 7 (01:30:42):
I don't know anyways.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Yeah, all the people are trying to figure this out.
But he was spotted at her house just recently.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
I don't know about ratier than her. Yeah that's forty
he's forty one, she's twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Yeah, I don't know about you. That's way more thought
that I put into that. I put a total of
zero minutes of thought into it. Sounds like that's all
that Sammy's been doing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
She's obsessing. She's Internet stock. I thought Sydney Sweeney was
a thirty four double D again getting.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Bro hell yeah, bro on choice? All right, how about
this one? Moving on, McCaulay culkin, Did I say that right?
Mcaulay culkin. He's a forty four and he still doesn't drive.
He doesn't know how to drive, and he doesn't know
how to do laundry. His wife, who I am a

(01:31:33):
big fan of Brenda's song. She's awesome. You probably she's
in a bunch of stuff that you probably watched.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
She said that she tried to teach him how to drive,
but he's so terrible that she's just going to hire
somebody to teach him. And he doesn't know how to
do laundry because when he was a kid, he just
kind of just grew up in hotels him. By the
time he was an adult, like there was people to
do that for him.

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
So yeah, he missed those milestones.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
The whole laundry thing, I don't believe for anybody, because
I get that back in the back in the sixties
when like things actually bled and literally everything I have
goes in the same thing. I press, you press two
buttons and you're done. I was twenty when I did
my first load of laundry. Are you serious? Yeah, twenty.
It was tough to learn gray. It was a steeper
I mean I think it took maybe three seconds. Also

(01:32:18):
close in.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
But that's the biggest scam ever. Oh I'd love to
do it, honey, I just never learned how.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
He just doesn't have to.

Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
I don't know how to fold clothes smooth well.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
So like if something's brand new and something like a
darker color because you know, wear a lot of blacks
and grays.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Yeah, that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
I got to make sure there are no like lighter
white stuff in that first couple of loads of laundry
that I watched, the newer, darker stuff in, right, because
inevitably that stuff will end up becoming like a light
shade of.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Gray that's light and white. Besides, like undies, Well.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Like my wife's stuff goes in there, socks, white socks,
or you know, things of that nature. Like my wife
has gotten pissed on a couple of occasions. She's had
like a lighter colored like a hoodie or whatever. It's
in there with my brand new gray Woody Show hoodie.
And next thing, you know, hers is now in gray hoodie.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
It sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
But yes, eventually, after the first couple of watches, then
of course everything just goes again.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Yeah yeah, all right, Greg, did you hear the sad
news Million dollar listing Los Angeles production has been paused?

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
It's on pause.

Speaker 8 (01:33:22):
They make it clear that it's not canceled, it's just
on pause. I know that Josh Altman is gone.

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
Yeah, quite a few months ago, right, he said that
he's focusing on family with his wife who was also
on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
So why they can't just churn those out? I don't understand. Yeah,
who are your go to shows? Now? Then when it
comes to.

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
Well, I watched the old mdl LA on Amazon Prime,
thank you very much, because it rules, and I just
watch them over and over and over, and then I'm
waiting for Jeff Lewis's show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
To come back. Oh yeah, true, I love that show.
It's so good. Anything that there was, like celebrity makeover
something like that puts from that right, it was. It
was good. Yeah, he's a god. Thank you very much. Menace,
no problem. Oh Hellollo for your birthdays.

Speaker 6 (01:34:13):
We.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Won't sitar and you know we don't do birthday starting
with the celebrities.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Happy birthday to Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins, Bill
Burr's brother, Right, that's right. Billy Corgan is fifty eight
years old. Gary Sonisee who was Lieutenant Dan and Forrest Gump.
He's seventy years old today. Rob Low is sixty one.
Hipster alternative music artist Josier is thirty five. Kurt Russell

(01:34:44):
Tombstone Escape from New York. Kurt Russell is seventy four overboard.
Oh that's right, yeah with Goldie Han, Right, that's true.
Gold I iced Tea's wife. Coco is forty six. Menace Noise.
We're getting too the menace birthday, So Kardashian is thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Rob where are you at? Dog Lud?

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
You're Mia, and then a retired chick soccer star Mia
Hamm is fifty three. Your porno birthday today is Casey
Calvert and today's birthday girls Instagram bio says it best.
It says, if I had a black light, this place
would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Oh my god, that's what it says right on her
Instagram bio. That's hot.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
She has put her ass, mouth, and vagina the work
in one thousand and eighty three fine films, including After
Work Pantyhose Escapades.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
She was in Hey, that top Shows your Nipples? Volume one.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
She was in Anal Virginity Is Not Sacred, also Robin
Cousins Volume one. She was awesome and my husband likes
to watch. And who can forget her unforgettable role in
our babysitter does anal? That's a that's by the way,
if you can find a babysitter does anal.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
You keep her, you overplay her. That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
Yeah, that's Case Calvert, who is thirty five years old
today the Metric Porner Birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Monday morning. Look what's happening in the world
of entertainment. You're on The Woody Show. We're gonna take
a quick break more Woody Shows next.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Hang on, hold up, we forgot to put the odor
not today. Quick break to remedy that, and the Woody Show.
We'll be right back. Insensitivity draining for a politically great world.
The Woody Show. All right, that's gonna do it for
the Monday edition, the Saint Patrick's Day edition here on
The Woody Show. All right.

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But also we're gonna be posting some video Saint Patrick's Day.
And we had that conversation, man, what should we do

(01:36:55):
on Saint Patrick's Day? And somebody suggested that people on
the show try to butt chug a yes, tradition, a
little bit of a little buttweiser.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Yeah, that's right, some butt light, Yeah, ancient tradition.

Speaker 14 (01:37:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
So it was a menace and Morgan attempting to butt
chug a beer. I'm so horny now that that happened today. Yeah,
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Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Yeah, all right, Greg Gory Party words of wisdom.

Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
Please, yes, stop hating Mondays, be it professional and hate.

Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
The entire week. Yeah, there's so many other days that
you can hate also, yeah, or all of them. Yeah, well,
I definitely don't like Mondays. I despise Tuesdays. You hate Tuesday.
Wednesday is the day that we're kind of like balances
right now, you can see kind of over the hill.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Thursday and Friday are pretty similar for me, although Friday
does have the edge.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Obviously, Saturdays. Saturday is fantastic. Sunday is kind of suck.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
Sunday is almost as bad as a Monday, except for
the fact to get to sleep in a little bit, right, agreed. Yeah,
But other than that, like once I'm up the rest
of the day, it's it's just like it might as
well be a Monday or a Tuesday one because you've
got stuff to do.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
That when people say Sunday Funday, I hate it. No, No, no,
that's a dumb term. The Sunday sattis all right. Thank
you very much, Greg Gory do it. Thank you so
much for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day.
SMD double M. I quit this bitch.