FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 1st 2025 Podcast

April Fo' Realz Day, Menace Walks to Disney, Just Prankin' and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program
listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Today is Tuesday. It's April the first, twenty twenty five.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. April fools Day.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh wait, we're not the one.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, no, we are show. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
One of the ideas that radio always seems to have
is like, oh, we're gonna have like the Woody Show,
do the morning show in the country station, and then
the country station guys gonna come over wacky as what
are you doing there on April No Fool's Day? Here
on the Woody Show. Details in his second my name
is whatdy? That is Greg Gordon.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Menace is out and about, and we're gonna have Menace
checking in, uh here with the entertainment report at the
end of the at the end of the hour here
and then we'll tell you what he's doing this morning.
And this is no joke like you would think that
it would be, uh something that we're just making up,
Like there's no way we're actually here. He's actually doing
this physically, could but we will see that remains to

(01:43):
be seen, that's true. But Menace is out in the
streets already, will tell you what what he's got going
on today.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
We got Gina Grad there is Sea Ba. Sammy's here,
we got book do you have your microphonere we go here?
An bort is here.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
And then we got we got Menji, our our new
production guy works with board there in the Woody Show
production department. We've got our associate producer. There is Morgan.
We got von our video producer in. The phones are
open for you at eight seven seven forty four Woody.
You can send us your text over to to nine
eight seven. Really all about kind of what what Medace
is doing today. So we're gonna have that, plus a

(02:19):
round of just prankin so you know, so many prank
it's so cool now it is.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah, like we could try a prank, but we will
never be as good as these guys.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Also the trending news headlines. I'll announce who the Woody
Show Employee of the Month is. We had all the
nominations yesterday. That and more entertainment stuff birthdays before the
hour's up. You're on the Woody Show a couple of
things that I thought that Sea Bass might find interesting.
I'm sure one of these things he already knows about.
Did you hear about the change in venue for the
Fire Festival? Fire festival too?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (02:49):
This is now the fifth the fifth or so change jmail. Yes,
and only two months ago until, which is very helpful
for folks who they told, like myself. They get texted emails, Hey,
this is the area, here's the hotel trip and of
course the news was that those hotels never heard of
the fire festival, and the east deal was off the
coast of Cancun. Well now it's been moved back on

(03:11):
to Cankun proper.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, Well then if you have a trip booked, it's
not right.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
So it's like plinyl Karmen, I believe it, which is
like south a little bit of the of the main. Yeah,
for now, Zona Dela Plianel Carmen is about twenty minutes
or so south of that resort that I go to.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Right, that's awesome, right, But yeah, so Bosely a list
of forty entertainers. It's gonna be shared sometime this week.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
So there's again, this is no offense to my good friend.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
What's his face from Fire Festival McFarland. But as someone
who's who's had these tickets for about two years, this
thing was supposed to have happened eight or ten months ago,
and now he's being pushed back and moved around. And
I did finally. The update is I did finally. I
booked a flight, wow, and I booked a hotel at
one of the hotels they recommended, which they had a
code which worked. So that's a good sign. They know

(04:01):
about it, they're aware of the fire festival. But yeah,
I'm still very very much not believing happened, not optimistic
this is gonna actually happen.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Well, the only performance said to be scheduled is from
former NFL wide receiver, current rapper and total nut job
and Tonio Brown.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh it's in two months.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
He's Yeah, it's the last weekend of May into early June,
which I've had. There's other stuff I could be doing
that weekend. I had to not do a fire festival
two so fingers crossed.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
So here's the thing. We'll probably know at least a
week or two before if it's not happening when you
because like if there's no bands announced, they keep having
all this other stuff up in the air. I would
assume that would be like enough time for you to
cancel and go do whatever whoever else you get planned,
I hope. So we'll see the concept of the fire
festival is a good one. I don't see why it

(04:56):
can't just be pulled off because normally planner you need
somebody else.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
But right, that was the big email they sent was like, oh,
we've got this other, this group that now actually plans
these things, and they've got our.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Track record legit. Now we promise you.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Have to spend that money instead of just keeping it
for yourself.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
The other thing I had for for Sea Mass is
story out of Australia.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
You guy.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
This guy was arrested at his parents' house there in
Sydney after ordering a small sample of plutonium online.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Oh my Godmanuel Liddin.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
He's a passionate collector of stamps, banknotes and coins and
he decided to gather all the elements of the periodic table,
including the radioactive ones.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's fun. There was just one.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Problem with the new hobby. Getting radioactive material, especially the
plutonium that he ordered, is extremely against the law. Didn't
you see Doc Brown? What he had to do exactly
the Libyans.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, the Libyans. Platonium is available. I never called a
drug style, but yeah, nineteen fifty five. It's a little
hard to come by. May you all stuck?

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, but again not in the musical.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's just radiation points.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, they don't get into all that, no libe.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, he pled guilty and it could lead to a
ten year prison sentence. His lawyer describes him as a
science nerd acting now of just you know, he's just
being naives. He doesn't know what he's doing here, no
harmful intention.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Well, yeah, but there's got to be there's a reason
whatever route he went to to get the plotonium has
to have been a new nefarious at the least.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, but they argue that getting those materials, you know,
wouldn't otherwise exist. But in Australia doesn't.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Bill Gates have a big giant display of all the elements.
How did he get it?

Speaker 9 (06:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
There used to.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
They used to put radioactive stuff on, like clocks and
stuff for glow Like things would glow with radioactive This is.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Watchmakers and watch fixers would make you insane right like
or nuts.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Or you can just because mash a bunch of lightning
bugs fireflies right, and their butts all light up. He
just dragged across the cybor easy anyway. So since he
got busted again, this twenty four year old nerd, Yeah,
he has lost his job. Oh no, as a trainee
train conductor. Okay, well this checks out the nerd fact.

(07:12):
And now now he works at a fast food restaurant.
Oh god, it's his sentencing is scheduled ten days from now,
April eleventh.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Is on this A real nerd will go out and
collect it himself.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
He'd go find this, Yeah, scavenge eight seven seven forty
four wooding in a plutonium field. He set us a.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Text over to two two ninety seven. We'll try to
medica as a whole way to connect with this morning.
We'll give that a shot. That's coming up next here
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Hang up the Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
We'll be more Woody Show giveaways happening this Saturday.

Speaker 10 (07:42):
What's up? Everybody has menus?

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Yes, Saturday, April fifth, I'm gonna be at the Desert
Hills Premium Outlets in Capazon, California, right next to Morongo
Casino at the Polo Ralph Laurence store from noon.

Speaker 10 (07:56):
To two pm.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
That's this Saturday, April fifth, and later that day I'm
going to be at another location. Once I get that information,
I will post that as well on social media. But
put this down in your calendar this Saturday noon to
two pm. Paulo, Ralph Lauren Store. I'll be there with
a ton of Woody Show giveaways. In the meantime, keep
enjoining The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
The Woody Show. Hi, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, today is Tuesday. It's April first. Today is April
Fools Day. It's also International Fun at Work Day, and
uh here it's April No Fools.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Well it's been ruined unfortunately.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
You know it's once once companies and you know brands
and you know Denny started getting on board anymore.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, yeah, I been April No Fools around here. We're
gonna explain a little bit later on exactly what Menace
is doing, but we're trying out his connection here for
the first time, as he's a mobile and on the
move this morning.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Can you hear it's Menace?

Speaker 10 (08:56):
Yes, I can. Hello, okay, hello.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
This is this is out in these streets and we'll
again we'll explain later on the morning, what he's what
he's up to. We're getting the connection going, and Menace
has to get going. You'll understand when we get to
the big reveal, that sense, it's it's something that you know.
It's April fools. There's no way this has got to
be a joke. That's not really happening. But no, it
really is happening in men In fact, Menace has already begun.

(09:23):
It's only too real what he's doing. But anyway, International
Fund at Work Day. It's US Air Force Academy Day,
National Greeting Card Day, Greg Gorey, Yes, please, It's National
sour dough bread Day. Delicious, yes please. Reading is Funny Day.

Speaker 10 (09:39):
Okay, it's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
It is hilarious like wieners. And today is Testicular Cancer
Awareness Week.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Please be aware.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I'm aware of just in case you didn't know. All right, Menace,
I don't know how you're gonna be able to do.
Do you have like notes and stuff with you?

Speaker 10 (09:56):
Yes? I do?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, we can't.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
We can't be without men This is a look at
what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
What do you got for us?

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Well, I don't know if you saw this, Sammy, but
Ciddy Sweetey and Glen Powell were hanging out with each other.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
I did see this, Okay, hold on, yes, no, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Then we're hanging out. It was glenn sister's wedding.

Speaker 10 (10:20):
Yea, the rest. Let me not read the rest of
the story.

Speaker 9 (10:25):
Then, oh, I thought you were telling me to go Sorry, Okay.

Speaker 10 (10:28):
It's fine.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
Yes, Well, Glen powell sister was getting married, and you know,
Cidey Sweeney broke up with her husband, well, not broke
up officially, but called off their wedding, and everyone was
always rumored that, like, oh hey, you know City Sweeney
and rat Face have been hooking up. Yeah damn what

(10:52):
reports say that City Sweeney is just really good friends
with his family and attended his sister's wedding with one
of her best friends, right.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Because that's what you do, Sammy, Yes.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Yeah, because that's what you do, just hang out with
your co star of one movie.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Yeah, she was invited to the wedding. Apparently.

Speaker 9 (11:15):
They say that she's been friends with with his sister
for a while now, probably ever since that movie. All
of his family members are always in his movies as
extras and stuff like that. They're always on the set,
he's always hanging out with them, so it's not surprising
at all that they would become friends.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
He sounds kind of needy.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, yeah, you know Glenn Powells in Sidney Sweeney because.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
People always say this with actors and actresses when people
get jealous of you know, like Sidney Sweety and every
movie she does, I assume is making out with the
hot guy or a rat face guy. And you gotta like,
there's a there's a there's a reason that these people
break up. There's a reason that you know, no offense,
Greg Jennifer Aniston lost Brad Pitt when he was smoothy
with Angelina Joe Lee and spending you know, weeks together,
Like it's not wrong, And like SeaBASS wasn't wrong to

(11:59):
say that they were banging last year when they were
making that movie.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
I don't I really don't think that they were. Well,
her husband was on the set too, he was there.

Speaker 9 (12:08):
She invested in that movie, she made money off of
the box office or fiance whatever that matter.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay, she was.

Speaker 9 (12:15):
He's also like a businessman, like he's the one who
did that. They were like in it together, so they
had this weird partnership in the movie as well, like
in a stake in it. It wasn't just Glenn being
the costar.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
If that makes it.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
It's not like you were next in line for Glenn Powell,
you know what I'm saying. So she scooped it and
cut the line in front of you. There's no reason
for you to really be upset.

Speaker 10 (12:36):
No, what I'm saying this.

Speaker 9 (12:37):
Is, I think people are imagining the fiance not being
on set with her, which she was.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay, what mess.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Yeah, I'm sure Glenn is saving himself for you, Sammy,
don't worry.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
That's all good.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
I just don't think he's dating Sydney Swing at all.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I'm saying I really don't quite.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Frankly, the fiance of Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
He's this is the best case scenario for him because
number one, he got to plow her when she was
twenty fourteen, twenty five, he was forty.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Yeah, he's old.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
He's older five yeah, yeah, got to get old.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Got to get her in her prime. And he's getting
out of the relationship before he dumps millions of dollars
into her.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:12):
So I always felt like this relationship was never gonna last.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
She was way too young for him.

Speaker 9 (13:17):
And it oh no, it always didn't seem strange.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
And if you are super hun this's what Sammy obsessed
over when she's crocheting out.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, yeah, what else going on?

Speaker 10 (13:28):
Menace? Well, Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
And his lady, they're gonna be getting married really soon,
and I'm sure that wedding's not getting called off, at
least by Lauren Sanchez. And they just got fitted by
Dulce and Gabbana in Milan, and the Star Study wedding
is allegedly going to be happening on bezos five hundred
million dollars super yacht, and on the guest list is

(13:55):
Oprah Winfrey, Gail King, Leonardo DiCaprio, Eva long Gorya, Barbara
streisand Kim Kardashian, Chris Jenner and over two hundred guests.

Speaker 10 (14:05):
So how that crappy?

Speaker 5 (14:06):
I got a quick question, how is Bezos skating on
the all billionaires or evil?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Exactly?

Speaker 8 (14:12):
Is he?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Well he doesn't well, yeah, but well has just said, like,
listen to that guest list, so he like all those
people are not so not so tacitly endorsing.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
H Yeah, he's not like a third rail guy like
Elon Musk.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Well, no, because I think Elon Musk is definitely way
more in the spotlight obviously, But I mean Jeff Bezos
was he is? But I mean even if you're a
you know, a quote poor billionaire, you're hated. No, but
I want to say, wasn't he at the inauguration?

Speaker 11 (14:37):
Right?

Speaker 10 (14:37):
He was?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
He was part of it because there was Zuckerberg. Yeah, yeah,
into the wedding as well.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
But I think he's, like said, he's retired, so he's
not really on the four That's true. He's not running company.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
He's a he's a retired billionaire.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
And by the way, this is a good chance to
let Mackenzie Scott, Jeff bezos original wife, now divorced twice,
let her know that, yes, I'm available here. She wants
to spend that that wedding weekend doing something else to
take her mind off things.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Somebody let her know that the seed mass is a
cyber truck. Yeah, maybe that'll swear her exactly. You can
talk about charity or whatever.

Speaker 10 (15:14):
Charity yeah, uh now, Sea Bats, did you see this?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Now?

Speaker 7 (15:18):
Sorry, I don't have a clip because I'm currently doing something.
But Chet Hanks we'll reveal soon. Chet Hanks uh tapped
Tom Hanks to.

Speaker 10 (15:29):
Be in his new music video I'll play it for
a year Better Run.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, so that has called you Better Run?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
He has Chet Hanks has a country project with another
guy because appears I support well, he can't settle on
a music genre was reggae rap, reggaetone.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
I think he can't do it all.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
So but yeah rules, but so Chet unfortunately tapped into
his father's famous, famous famosity again and just sort of
a gom parody. Uh, Chet, you gotta you gotta find
another move besides my dad's famous and.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Some old crap.

Speaker 10 (16:06):
Well yeah, yeah, look up the music video. It's dope.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
I've watched it and it's it's it's new country is garbage,
but no offense chat but it is. You know, it's
like we get it. Your dad's Forrest Gump. We've that's
the whole deal.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
Yeah, Like why what the song is called You Better Run?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
I've heard it's it sounds like Florida, Georgia. It's new
country garbage.

Speaker 10 (16:26):
Is good.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Well again to people who yes, but yeah, so Chet,
I want you.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's not funny.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
You're interesting when you do stuff that's like somewhat good,
like men said for for the genre, it's it's totally fine.

Speaker 10 (16:38):
Mm hmm, yeah, it's a banger.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
Anyways, Well, speaking of singers, Jessica Simpson, do you see
how she keeps her throat strong?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (16:46):
Yes, buying joints?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
What does it?

Speaker 10 (16:52):
Cobra? Uh it's cobra sperm. Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, it's she does what.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, it's funny because Greg does the same thing. He
swallows a lot of snakes. Oh yeah, snake juice.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
You would never know.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
Coach, her vocal coach, recommended this concoction to keep her
voice strong, and she says it's delicious.

Speaker 10 (17:18):
You even posted it on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
I think maybe this might be a new ritual that
we do before we saw our show every morning because
a lot of us are clearing our throat comes.

Speaker 11 (17:28):
I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
If it would make my throat better, I'll do it
every morning.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Speaking of new country artists, Uh, well, who Jessica Simpsons.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
New?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I'm saying like new country that like that the new
style of pop country or whatever you crossover. Yeah, but okay,
so I saw like a video of how they get
you know, like bull sperm. Yeah, how do you retrieve it.
What was the other thing you were going to? The
salmon sperm, the salmon were in fasion.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Did you ever do that?

Speaker 4 (17:54):
No, because then Menace kind of talked me out of it.
Of all people, Yeah, he told me that it kind
a bootleg.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Oh, because its bootleg in America allegedly, allegedly versus where
it started in Korea. Korea where they do it pure
in America. Apparently they're cutting it like they do with cocaine.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Very America.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Step on bootleg back alley also sounds very much Gina
for sure. Yeah, don't keep up that drink.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
There you go, snake snake sperm. That'll make your that'll
make your voice lovely. All right, thank you, Menace, No problem.
Time for the birthdays.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Say we're gonna it's shumard We're gonna sit bag. She
was like, it's Shumarday, and you know we don't do
birthday all right.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
So celebrity birthdays today. Logan Paul is is thirty years old?
Medace is he the one that does prime drinks? Logan
Paul That is Logan Okay born w w Speaking of
w w w W e Wrastler. Randy Orton became the
youngest WWE champ in history at age twenty four. Fun

(19:04):
fact Wow, Randy Orton is forty five. Karen Killam, the
former SNL cast member, did that pee wee herman impression?
Eminem impression? Yeah, yeah, forty three Today method Man is
fifty four. Bju Phillips Danny Masterson's wife China and Mackenzie's
naughty half sister. She did underage Calvin kleinad she posed

(19:25):
for Playboy. She's always finding herself in a controversial situation.
Bu Phillips is forty five. Your favorite Greg Rachel Maddow
is fifty two and the hideous blob of a great voice.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Susan Boyle.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Sure she became internationally famous on Britain's Got Talent. She
hadn't been insulted enough. Yeah, it looked like who's the
old here?

Speaker 10 (19:48):
I saw her at casino?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, who is the who's the old chef her?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
It looks like Juliet Yeah see that. Uh.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Susan Boyle is sixty years old today and your porno
birthday is Valerie White and Today's birthday Girl. She's served
up more snapper than Red Lobster. In one hundred and
seven fine films, including Call of Booty Nice. She was
in Too Small to Take It All Volume six, uh
ass Suffocation Volume two, she was in Big Gulp Girls,

(20:24):
Uh huh, and Greg who can forget her unforgettable role
in Cooch Smooch Cooch Smoochy's.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh that's Valerie White, that's romantic.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Is thirty five years old today, and that's your porn
of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a little
Tuesday morning, look at what's happening in the world of
entertainment mesas who is on these streets?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
But what is he doing on this al Fool's day?
And why? And it is no joke. It sounds like
what he's doing is a joke, but it is no joke.
Couldn't do that. We're gonna have all the details about
what he's doing. It is. If he can do it,
it's incredible.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
If I'm if you can actually pull this off today,
it would be pretty incredible, much respect I'm respectfully even trying, agreed,
But anyway, So anyway, that's coming up next.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Hour, No Woody show.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Man. We are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
It is Tuesday morning, it's April the first, twenty twenty five.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey. Good morning,
Ga gradod morning. There's sea bass. We got Sammy Morgan's
taking your calls eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Somebody said on the text four one two spoiler alert,
Menace is actually still in the studio. You just turned
down the gain of his mic and added an extra
pop filter to make it sound like he's not. Oh
oh well, well, maybe if you were on our maybe,
if you were on our social media, you would see
that Menace is live streaming right now.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yes, yeah, at the Woody Show. You're pretty much on
Instagram and all the other.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
Things too, right, Yeah, on Instagram, TikTok. There is five
cell phones running right now. Yeah, out some of my
friends at TC I'll brookeing us out. But yeah, at
the Woody Show, on Instagram, at the Woody Show, on TikTok,
at Menace.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, so uh not so not in the studio. We
told you that we would be telling you exactly what
he's doing. And he started two hours ago, Yes, two
hours ago. He began his journey today.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Now this sounds We talked about this like how a
lot of people are going to say, oh, it's an
April Fools thing, He's not really doing this. No, this
is April four reels. Yeah yeah, this sort of a
stupid April Fools joke. Yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
So this morning, this morning at three am, which is
six am Pacific our six am East, three am Pacific,
Menace started his journey this morning at the Walt Disney
Studios lot in Burbank, California, and he is attempting today

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to walk the thirty nine miles to the gates of
the Disneyland resort in Anaheim, California. Yes, so he's talked
about doing this for a while and I was like,
that's insane.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, you can't be real.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
It's not going to happen.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
It sounds like a fun idea for Menace, Like I
would never want to, I would never want to do that,
but Mess like, nah, dog, I've always wanted to.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I've always wanted to do this. So we were talking
about like, well, you know, April Fools. We kind of
brought up his joke.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Well, hey, guys, don't forget April Fools on Monday, you know, Tuesday,
and so we're like, what what should we do? And
kind of a joke and then you know, SeaBASS actually said, well,
we should come up with something that's not a prank,
that's not a prank, that sounds like it would be.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
And this is what we This is what we ended
up with.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
I mean, this is perfect.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, so miss sure, And where exactly are you at
right now? Can I track him somehow? Like how many
miles have you gone? Oh? I don't even know?

Speaker 12 (24:00):
To be honest, share Yeah, can you share your location
with me? If I will and in a bit when
we take a break. But I'm using that fall into
uh to talk to you now. So but yeah, I'm
just in a you know, sketchy woodsy area near any

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buildings at all.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
At one point you were a little afraid of bobcats
jumping out at you.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Yeah, oh yeah, I was talking about that. I've definitely
heard a lot of animals. I just see a skunk,
thank god.

Speaker 10 (24:32):
Any but in no coyote news yet. But I don't
know if you.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
I have posted a couple of Instagram stories and I
you know, I have to go through this like super
sketchy bridges and yeah, it's it's been fun.

Speaker 10 (24:49):
I knew, like the first part we're coming up on people.
It might be first our first encounter.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, we did send uh, we did send private security
with him. We hired private with us. Yeah, because we did.
We end up leaving at like three am. Yeah, you know,
in a in a in a big city and walking
through god knows where.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
He looks nuts. He looks like a one band.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, that was the security walking with you? Or are
they like biking?

Speaker 10 (25:20):
Well, so they're walking with me, I see him, Oh,
good morning.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
Yeah there all right. That wasn't a homeless guy. But
I definitely hurt almost people in the in the bushes earlier.
So there was actually like a couple of miles.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
That was a power walker. I said, oh yeah, nice.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
Yeah, there was a couple of miles.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
I actually had a walk by myself that was super sketchy,
and then I said, hey, you know what, guys, I
got to do another run of this sketchy area.

Speaker 10 (25:49):
Can we come along with me?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
They're getting some good in there. It's good. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (25:56):
So once I get through the woods and get to
an actual city.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, because I can see the freeway off so you're
left there.

Speaker 10 (26:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and so we we we Which angle
are you looking at right now?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Which it's kind of behind your head, off your right ear.
I could see the two other screens that you got. Yeah,
you look nuts.

Speaker 10 (26:15):
Okay, that might be the my Instagram at venice or.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So how many phones do you have?

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Five?

Speaker 13 (26:22):
Five?

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:24):
I have four four video angles, and then I have
one phone for navigation.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay, are you playing Pokemon Go while you're going? You
might as well.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
I was inspired by that guy online that has that
bike that has like fifty phones on it where he
plays Pokemon Go.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
So if you're just tuning in, Menace is attempting to
walk from the Disney Burbank studio a lot where they
draws no white uh, all the way to the gates
of Disneyland in Anaheim, California. It's thirty nine miles and
then we were doing our best to try to figure out,
like how long this might take them.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's about fifteen hours. Oh god, what's your shoe game today, Menace?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Oh okay, I heard there was an issue at the show.
Really yeah, I was talking to a mutual friend, Menace.
You can tell me this is true.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
He bought shoes for this, but he wasn't exactly thrill
with them because he didn't feel he didn't feel that
they were stylish enough. Oh, no, number one concern.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
Okay, not you know, talking smack on anybody, but it
hurt my heart that had to buy a pair of Hokahs.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Holkas not a big fan of Hokah's.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
They were Grandma's shoes until it's like two years ago,
and that everyone happened, I know.

Speaker 10 (27:34):
And now everybody thinks they're cool. They're still not cool.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
But every single website I went to said what would
be the best walking shoe and Hokahs were number one?
And I tried to find another website that said different,
and they did it. So I broke down and bought
a pair.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Yeah, why be happy you did?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I did see some souls. I did see.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
There was something talking about how you know, Dad's shoes
were big for a minute there over the last couple
of years, and now they've gone to Grandpa's shoes. They
call them Grandpa's shoes.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
That's what these Hokas are because they have like an
ech and a half of patting on each one. And
it was the coloring number one, besides their their giant
blocks and I have some so I can say this.
The coloring schemes are awful on Hocus, It's just like
this light, tangible worst.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, Grandpa's the color trash. Yeah, this is according to GQ.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Gret just get grandpa shoes are in fashion.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
They just did a big write up on New Balance's
latest offering, call all Allardale's okay. Yeah, this is, by
the way, the second article they've done about this. They
did one on the brown version a few weeks ago,
and now the white version. And they really do they
look downright orthopedic.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah, they look like there's a doctor prescribed them.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
So there's nothing special about them. They're just like pebble leather,
normal laces. The New Balance logo on the side. But
they're charging two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
For these hokahs or one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's on the low end.

Speaker 10 (29:04):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
And then GQ says the Granddad's Shoes moment is only
just arriving. It might stay awhile.

Speaker 10 (29:12):
They might because you know what, they're totally made for
short kings too.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Give you like, yeah, yeah, makes sense. How are you feeling.

Speaker 10 (29:24):
I'm feeling good, do you know what?

Speaker 7 (29:25):
I wasn't even tripping at all, like leading up topt
On asking me like, oh, you know, wow, it's a
big journey. But you know, I was like, I'm willing
to try it, and not until like I pulled up
to the Disney office this morning, I got a pit
in my stomach.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I'm like, oh my god, what am I doing?

Speaker 10 (29:45):
Am I really doing this?

Speaker 11 (29:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Step must have been scary, like, oh, there I go,
there we go?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
How yeah, how many steps would that be? So there
was what ten thousand, ten thousand steps for five miles?
Five miles is about ten thousand steps, so.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Then times let's see, is it eighty thousand?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Math?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
It's a lot of steps.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
There's a lot of steps. There's a lot of steps,
so yeah, yeah, ten thousand.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Are you playing on taking a break and sitting down
at any point?

Speaker 7 (30:21):
I'm going to try not to God, I'm coming up
on a area where hopefully the gate isn't locked, because
that happened to me earlier. So I had to navigate
a different path to try to try to get where
I need to go.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Plenty of route. How are their gates involved?

Speaker 7 (30:42):
Because I'm telling you I'm in the freaking wilderness right now.
And because the city of Bourbank, California, people don't know,
they don't want a lot of people going there. If
you go there, you rarely see any homeless people, so
they don't make it easy for you to get in
and out of the city.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
All right now, According to this conversion I found, thirty
nine miles is approximately eighty two thousand, three hundred and
sixty eight steps. Now, we did see a video last
week when we were talking about this, a guy who
walked all over New York City. He just wanted to
walk one hundred thousand steps in one day, right.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
And he did it. He did it. But he was
also like, you know, athletic.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I was trying to give a nice way to say athletic,
athletic mess has lost some weight, but like this guy,
this guy was like straight up athletic.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Mada says, somebody who's very poopshy. Did you you know,
did you put your body in proper order for today? Yes?

Speaker 10 (31:35):
I meditated this morning.

Speaker 14 (31:37):
Good?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Sure, yeah, okay, good yeah, Sammy would never make it.
Did you put any vast lean on your feet to
prevent blisters? Oh, I'm glad you brought that up. All texts.
We're getting a lot of suggestions for you on the text.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Well, I wish I had that sooner, but I didn't
do that, but I do. You know what I did
do is I went to ARII and Sea Bass suggested
some chafing cream.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's with and Erathon's run the store.
You need it also chaf I did cop that and
I got some of that. Yeah, so he's gotta put
some of that up on it.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah yeah, the nipples, yeah right yeah, in the bag.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yeah, oh, definitely the bag.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Even just for walking.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Well, if you're for really just it's called being fat,
sammy looking.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Even my flies don't.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Just running.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
I get I didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
That running would make the shirt kind of right, here's
a right, but it's it's that he's doing so much.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Of it right, and he has like a full like
strapped system.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Well along that lasts in the walk thirty nine miles
this morning from the Disney Burbank studio a lot to
Disneyland Resort in Anaheimfornia.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Horsepoop and yeah, well, well we have menace with us
throughout the morning. We have a whole setup. Well, We've
had a dial it in a little bit earlier, but yeah,
this seems to be working very well.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Now. The thing is by choice. He's doing this, and
he wanted to do this. The guy that got the
security gig with him, they call him, Hey, can you
watch this guy?

Speaker 10 (33:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Sure, Oh what are we going to be doing walking
thirty nine?

Speaker 10 (33:24):
He's not, he's not.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
He's do it in shifts. Yeah, okay, like certain areas.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
Honestly, I I talked to him. I was like, look, dude,
you don't have to if you can come with me
through the certain stretch.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, it's gonna end up being like a Forrest Gump
where he starts running and all of a sudden he's
got like other people who joined the.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Cost for sure, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
All right, well, all right, Medisa, he's gonna be with
us here. We're gonna take a break. It's a menace.
You can stop talking for a second and conserve your energy,
my friend. Then we're gonna come back. And then Sea
Bass has some just pranking for us, I mean, yeah,
some actual, for real good pranks. Than there's like this
inspirational journey that Medta is on, this religious pilgrimage. Yeah,
no pranks from us this morning. I'm telling you straight up,

(34:07):
and that's not an April Fools. No pranks from us.
Everything that you hear that we're doing this morning, we
are doing the professionals.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, exactly. All right, So anyway, more of the woody
show that's coming up next, hang on back in a field,
back in a few Okay, So Mena shared his location,
which is why I think his uh oh there he
is Menace. Hi.

Speaker 10 (34:30):
Hey, all right, Yes, I'm so happy the underpass. I
just went under the freeway. It was open.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I see, I see you. Where he's at right now?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
So he's basically following the five. He's kind of off
of Crystal Springs Drive and yeah, I'm trying to see exactly.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I don't love.

Speaker 10 (34:51):
People near anything.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah. Yeah, he's headed out towards like Los Felles Boulevard.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
So yeah, Medas are you, I don't know, are you
scheduled later to go under the sixth Street Bridge?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Do you know? Or over it? Maybe you could hang out.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
That.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Somebody said on the text, like this show is so
fat that walking's historic. Thirty nine miles is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, they're worthy.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah, Like the big thing was like he parked at
the back of the parking lot to go into the
target that.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
In the farthest spot. Exactly.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Wow, we used to be that anyway, So you can
win your way to the wood show after hours takeover
at Disney California Adventure every hour today from six am
to six pm.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
You don't have to walk there. You can get there
in any other way that you decide you want to go.
You can do this if you want to. Yeah, you
can do this if you want show.

Speaker 13 (35:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
So today's April Fools.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Back in nineteen ninety six, men, it's your favorite taco bell,
they announced their purchase of the historic Liberty Bell and
their plan to rename it the Taco Liberty Bell as
a move to help produce the national debt. But people
took it seriously and they protested the commercialization of a

(36:07):
national treasure.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
And so people bought into that. And then in two
thousand and one, this is notorious. We heard about this.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
This actually changed stuff in our business for how you could,
you know, do contests and things like that. A Hooters
restaurant in Florida, they held a contest win a Toyota
for their staff, saying like whoever sold the most whatever
it says, Yeah, it would get a new Toyota. And
then when this woman won one of the waitresses, she

(36:36):
was blindfolded led to a parking lot to claim her prize.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
It was a toy Yoda from Star Wars. Again, tons
are the best jokes, you guys.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
I always wondered if that was a real story.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
It was a real story.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
So the winner sued and eventually received a settlement that
allowed her to buy a car. Because stations used to
do all the time, We're gonna give away one hundred
grand and it'd be the candy bar, add.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
Dolls and look look what happened to Hooters. Does account
of that, don't right?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I know, bad news. Yeah, So anyway, just pranking, no pranks.
In the show Menace is on his way.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
He's walking to Disneyland this morning, thirty nine miles from
the Disney Burbank studios to the gates of Disneyland Resort Anaheim,
and he joins us and you can actually watch as
as this is happening.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
You can just go and you can go on the
social Media's at the wood shows. Stick there at the
Woody Show and he's live streaming and you know, doing
stuff throughout the day, people like, is this going to
be done by the end of the show. No, yes,
he's like that. Yeah no, it's gonna total of fifteen
hours minimum.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, so no break.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Almost in awe of menace right now. But this is
really cool.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Be in awe.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I feel like, say ten miles, well, I mean he's
already walked, he's walked by the distance. Yeah, that's true,
that's true. Pretty pretty awesome. But Sea Bass has some
examples here. People just pranking, right, And that's one thing.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
One thing the Internet has done perfectly is its allowed
everybody to start their own prank show. And that's what
the most famous one was just from a gear or
two ago, or this guy, young, young, twenty one year
old guy, but he's a big guy. He would go
around and he would just kind of he would just
start harassing. Great, he would just start harassing people. Uh,
and not like pre anything clever or funny or interesting.
He would just like, let's say, walk to a guy
in the mall and start playing a weird sound on

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his phone and just hold that right up to that
person's face, just follow that person around the mall. So
it's really creative, really artistic, he's not annoy but let's
see what happens when he does that.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
All right, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
And stuff.

Speaker 11 (38:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
He shot in the stomach. Oh my god, what was
What was the phone saying.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Something like, I'm thinking about my twinkle.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I'm thinking about my you know, just something like a twinkle?
Wen it's what are you doing? Are you having a
conversation with somebody else? Oh?

Speaker 10 (38:52):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, we find a meeting point.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Okay, I mean, do you want.

Speaker 10 (38:56):
Dude, there's a there's a barbecue over here.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Really, do you want to be part of the segment
or do you want me to give you a break?

Speaker 10 (39:02):
I do, Honestly, I didn't know. I don't know when
I'm uh, well, you're just going mom are okay?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, you're just done until we go to commercial break
and stuff naked. Yeah, I just thought.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I just thought, if you got stuff to do, I
can give you a break. But you know, I want
to hear your conversation while we're hearing somebody get shot
the mall.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Oh no, one told me I was on. No, No,
it's fine, that's a fair play. Yeah nobody, Yeah, nobody's upset.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
All right, So yeah, why why and how did this happen.
Let's go to an NBC Washington for more on this
guy who was.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Just twenty seconds.

Speaker 11 (39:29):
It was twenty seconds from the moment Cook approached Coley
before Coley pulled a gun and shot him. Coley's defense
attorneys argued self defense and since this happened, the social
media world has really gotten behind Coley, saying.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Cook was harassing him a complete stranger.

Speaker 11 (39:46):
Now you heard Colely tell Cook to stop a few times,
but then pulled that gun and shot one round injuring
the YouTuber. Coley was found not guilty of aggravated malicious
wounding and guilty of shooting into an occupied dwelling because
this happened to inside them all.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
But still you can't go from harassment to shoot it, right.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
That's why he did serve a couple of months, I believe,
just regular, regular old jail. Okay, Now would that be
for uc Bass Do you think that might be worth it?
Like a couple of months, Like if you knew it's
gonna be a couple months, a couple of months in jail,
but you got to shoot it.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Just pranking media.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
And the reason we call it just prankice because after
they get caught.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
There's always just a.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Prank dude, Yeah, Joe, people say, and we see this
all the time on the text, like people say, like
the most rotten stuff you can imagine. Yeah, you know,
wishing awful things, are saying awful things.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
We've seen it all. Yeah, but then the minute you
say anything bad, oh just kidding, you can't take it.
You're bad at jokes. Then, so just pranking.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
So if I could shoot a just pranking, and they're
usually teenagers or young adults, always, always men, always, Yeah, yes,
it'd be a good idea. I would in general do it.
But once you have that criminal record, there's certain things
in life that are hard to do.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
That's true. So you'll probably still be able to go
to a v NS the adult video or yahou the
fulsome street friend. You'd certainly be welcome at the gathering
of the jugglers, so I know, more welcome here, right,
No Japan though, No Japan, that's right, that's true. Yeah,
like a lot of places can in Japan, you can't go.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
When you got a local problems, all right, just prank him.
So this is an older one, but a really good
one too. Again, the thing with just pranking people is
instead of again doing something creative or interesting or avant garde,
like maybe like an Eric Andre might do, they just
commit crimes and then see how.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
People react if you commit crimes.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
And so in this case, these are some Australian pie
Australian guys who wait wait for people to walk up
to an atm, and then once they were like at
the atm doing their business, these guys would run up
and try to tackle him and like take their money.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Fun, it's just pranking, and then you know, we'll see
what people do when.

Speaker 11 (41:38):
You do that.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay, Jesus get off after he gets putting a children.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
And then a standard by passer by cracks the dude
in the face, opening up his nose. He then yells,
it's just a pank, just a practice, just a prank,
just pranking.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
It was an unsuccessful robbery exactly because he opened with
give me all your money.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
I've been saying this for years, Like, I wish that
social media companies would ban just pranking stuff inside buildings,
like inside a Target or a Walmart.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Or both of these. Both of these first clips happen.
It's on a mall for instance.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Yeah, like those cliffs should be banned because it just
encourages this type of behavior.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
So after the guy gets choked out and his face
cracked open, the people who were being quote robbed at
the ATM were actually surprisingly helpful and nice to the guy.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
What yeah, yeah, stitches on?

Speaker 14 (42:41):
Is it bad?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Just a little death stitch it up? Good on you?

Speaker 5 (42:48):
It's it was a funny prank, Yeah, all right, just pranking.
It's another one where I see a lot of these,
Like Tomendoe's point, I see a lot of these pranks
inside home deep, which I think because there's lots of
stuff around, buckets and tubes like this guy has, like
or you get like a big thing like the PDC
and blow it in someone's ear, you know. And that's
that's some of what happens here, all right. So big

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middle aged dude gits.

Speaker 10 (43:20):
Walk in the ear and it immediately.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Just turns around the decks this little teenage twitch. Of course,
again you heard just a joke, just.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
D I love the whale.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Joke.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
It's so satisfying they get these these guys.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Again, there are young men, but you should know better.
They have the creativity of a six year old. That's
what I would do with my brother. Is you like
fleck in the back of the head and run away
like that. There's nothing interesting about these pranks, all right,
just pranking. This is why where you walk up to guys.
And in this case, he walks up to some men
of a hoodlum nature and he loves them a pardon me, sir,
who probably has a criminal record. May I fart upon you?

(44:09):
I'm sure that went well, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Out your mind.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
If I fought on your old book like fart what
like you fart on your.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Because I'm sicking. It's on camera.

Speaker 10 (44:22):
It's on camera.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
It's on camera. Man, it's on camera.

Speaker 10 (44:25):
It's on cam camera, it's on camera.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
In the get to so he gets cracked in ahead,
gets cracked in the head, and then says and then says, yeah,
oh it's old. But yeah again a version of kids
just to practice just a joke is there's a guy over.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
There with the camera.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
It's I don't care, tell me get a good shot.
Yeah he didn't a crime there.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
But again, there's certain there's certain men who are not
gonna be nice when I say.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
That's what's up.

Speaker 10 (44:48):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. And then if you
tell me, there's a camera on you that means legally
must stop.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
It's like like with pornography, like I can pay someone
to I can't pay someone to have sex with me,
but there's a camera there.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Right, Everything's fine, it's fine, just branking.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
So this is this is a classic where it's what
they call, like us, a jump scare, where you you
dress up like something like a bush in this case.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Of You Love bush Man.

Speaker 10 (45:13):
Yeah, yeah, just because iconic legendary. Well there was two
of them, yeah, and one of them and I think
the other one retired.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
There was a guy who would just like in the
tourist area like of San Francisco, like the Fisherman's warste
He would hang out there. It would just like you're
pass him by, like a hedge or a bush. But
it was a guy who covered himself and leaves and stuff,
and he would just jump out of and all the
other tourists on the other side of the street who
knew he was there, would just sit there all day.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
They just got the biggest kick. Yeah, price, yeah, give
me money. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (45:43):
I used to take the train with him every morning
he went to work. I went to work.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Well, okay, this is what a guy did. He's dressed
up like a big fake bush. And then a couple
walks by.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
All right, oh that's stealing.

Speaker 6 (45:59):
I would call the ups your life right now. That
is silling.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
So what she does is this woman after after getting scared,
which in rightfully so, because people do jump out of
bushes and ambush people, especially in big cities, she grasps
she sees his go pro sitting there, and she says,
I'm gonna take this. That's the other thing too, about
the just pranking people. It's all funning games until it
doesn't go their way, and then they get real serious,

(46:22):
real fast.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Lawyers, and then they continue here after she gets off
with her and got people's wrong. Smile a little bit. Actually,
we've spoken to people. Actually you can't cause a heart attack.

(46:47):
We've consulted with some of the positions. Actually, so far,
no one's had a heart attack.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
It's just it's the lowest form of pranking. It's just
of course they're gonna be scared. What do you meant
just prank?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Well, we're gonna take it. We're gonna take a quick
break and then uh, we're gonna have another round. We
have some more clips to get to people love and
just praying. This prank whin prankin thing needs to be
a regular segment. There's so much of it.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Again, every year there's a new eighteen year old who's
a stupid more on you thinks one of these.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
But if you want more, we got more coming up
next here on the Woody Show. Hanging Boy Hattie. That
sure got a tasty kid doing. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Menas is walking from the Disney lot here in Burbank
to Disneyland in California. Well that's what he's attempting to
do this morning. And he said he just hit the
La River right, menace.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
And yeah, there's the game by the river, beautiful ducks,
a couple encampments.

Speaker 10 (47:53):
Okay, you know it's quite lovely here this morning. Yeah,
different smells a lot of different spells.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
You know, I've been like in a very wooded area
for the past couple of hours and like, you know,
you you smell lovely trees and then some poop.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, yeah, a little a little of everything. That's a menace. Left.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
He's about too, a little over two hours in from
his his walk right now on his attempt to get
to Disneyland. At some point today and it will be
not till this evening and then what you're gonna uber
home or.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Hey walk?

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (48:28):
Maybe I haven't even thought that far. Yeah, I was like, dude, yeah,
I still need to figure out how to get inside.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Well, if you want to follow the live stream, he's
on our social media on Instagram at The Woody Show
on Instagram live streaming there and you can follow his
journey and we'll be keeping up with them throughout the morning.
We have some of the accents and we're just talking
about good on yeah, yeah, yeah. Those Australian dudes helping
the du they just cracked in the face, right, yep.
We love accents on this show. We love words and

(48:58):
phrases that people in other countries use, like good on you,
how's your pie?

Speaker 10 (49:02):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Like bullocks. I've got this clip to share.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
It's this British chick who's living in Michigan and she
posted a video listing her favorite American terms that you
would never hear in England.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Oh, and she makes it clear by the way that
she's not ripping on us. She really just enjoys them.

Speaker 14 (49:19):
Some of her favorite phrases, My absolute favorite is good
job then it's got to be you're all set. I
love hearing y'all. My husband says this all the time.
Get a hold, I got to get a hold of someone.
Another absolute favorite is liquor. And on another foot is stove.

(49:40):
I love stove because Brits just call it a coocka.

Speaker 11 (49:43):
I know.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
The favorite is the huh because you're saying interesting. Another
one is have a good one, Have a good one.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
That's so funny. I wouldn't have thought of any of those.
I thought those were all just you know, yeah, what
do they call it?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
A cook?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
A cooker, cooker? It's okay, called gay guys? Puffs, puffs puff, yeah,
a puff puff?

Speaker 6 (50:10):
What did they do?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
What is it when they what do they call cigarettes?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Oh? Gay afterwords? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Oh fags, Yeah, you got to use it. That would
be a faggot, would be a bundle of sticks. See, Greg,
you're you're taking like this is a context thing clearly
because it has no it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
It's not it has nothing to do with being gay.
It's just a cigarette. That's just what they call it.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Let's not shame their culture. They be appropriated their word
right made. Yeah, you stole the rainbow, that's true everyone
even yeah so much thieven. Yeah, fairy floss is cotton
candy in Australia. Also in Australia they call eggs a
bum nut.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
A bum nuts nut bumnuts.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
They call thongs. Yeah, noise like in UK, So the
windshield a car they call that a windscreen. I learned
that from Depeche Mode. Yeah. And if you're making fun
of someone in the UK or even Australia taking the piss,
oh yeah.

Speaker 14 (51:17):
Show.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
And if you're just tuning in, just joining us with
the show. We're all here except for Menace. Menace is
out on the streets this morning and he's attempting to walk.
He started very early this morning, six am East, three
am Pacific, walking from the Burbank Studio lot, the Disney

(51:39):
Burbank Studio a lot to the gates of Disneyland and Anaheim.
And how far is that?

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Thirty nine miles, Gina, Oh boy, thirty nine miles. That's
the attempt and he's he's still walking. Wait a second today, no,
but he's actually doing it. You can check out the
live stream at the Woody Show on screen on social media.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
AI gotten that good?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
You know, he's on a treadmill.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Yeah, so no pranks here today. It's April no fools, yep.
And we have some just pranking clips that the Sea
Bass is going through with us. What's the next one.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
This is a guy, he's the older man, so he's
you should be really good at pranks by this. He's
not some teenager, you know, he's he's got it down.
So he's a he's like on the jet bridge area
and you know, he's and he sees the probably the
pilot of his flight, and he says, you know what,
I've got a funny, hilarious, pranky joke to ask the pilot.
And they always like jokes at the airport in general. Yeah,
like you make a joke about like a weapon or something.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
You know. Yeah, that's they're very they're very like jovial.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yeah, it brightens their day. We let's see if this
guy works out. Yeah, let's see for the the joke
with the pilot goes over.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
You ever been drinking or anything?

Speaker 14 (52:47):
Have you?

Speaker 11 (52:48):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Joking around.

Speaker 14 (52:53):
Joke?

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Oh my god, you ever heard of a joke a comedian?

Speaker 10 (53:00):
I'm a comedian.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
You don't laugh?

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Very sorry?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I find it okay. And the reason being you don't
do it because that gentleman.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Right there, and anybody who knows who's around now doubts,
why do you for a later?

Speaker 2 (53:12):
All right, so I don't go into your work center
on your understand Wow what I mean about life? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Yeah, it's everybody else. You're hilarious.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I'm a comedian.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
That's the number one thing we hear in all these
guys is as soon as they're called out on it,
they instantly drop, Oh it's just a joke. Oh they
dropped the character or whatever they're doing.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I'm a comedian.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
You have to announce your comedian. You're not a comedian.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Where can I see your special?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Always gram live.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Back at the hotel because they came off the flight. Uh,
just pranking, So you know again if you're if a
good prank is committing a crime, but then not committing
a crime, but really seem like you're committing a crime,
like in this case, this guy tries to jump in
a guy's car and steal it with him inside.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
My god, that's so funny.

Speaker 10 (54:00):
I let you know, Hey, it's a videos.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
So as soon as he starts getting whaled on, oh
it's just a video. Yeah, it went well, now the
guy who is car he did not steal, and then
got his ass beat before he says, you really shouldn't
try to steal my car on account of ideal marijuana.
Ideal weed.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Oh this is my boy right here. Make your money.

Speaker 10 (54:37):
Like I'm being honest, man, I sell cannabis. I'll be
keeping pack car sometimes in my car like that.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
You look, yeah, I agree. I mean in that situation,
I would support shooting the person. Well, yeah, they come
into your house to jump into your car. Know what
they're doing.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Exactly Like I sell cannabis. I could have aired you out.
I k aka filled you full hole.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
But but as his friend said, look, my boy, he's
got two point six million subscribers.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
So subs. Oh yeah, subs. Bruh, he's got subs.

Speaker 10 (55:06):
You know, that's what's up jad subs.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yeah, just pranking.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
This one is from Vice and they shot this document
mini documentary and this guy who he was kind of
a loser. He worked in kind of like engineering sciences
sort of, but then he kind of quit his job
and people were like they would joke, Hey, how do
you make money, dude, Josh, how do you make money?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Buddy?

Speaker 5 (55:26):
You saw are you selling math like Walter White? Well,
Josh said, you know what, I'm going to take that
premise of me selling math and create a fake news
story about me getting busted for selling math.

Speaker 15 (55:35):
All right, So the initial incarnation of the prank was
to post a fake news article of me getting busted
for having a Mathladam. I went and actually bought the
domain wbns ten news dot com. The real one is
ten tv dot com. From there, I went to the
actual ten TV website to gather the source code and
all the images and assets from the actual website.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Ok, that's good.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (55:58):
The idea is that it would look identical re edited
by me, that you have my own little story in
there and everything.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Okay, so he copied copies.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Yeah, this guy's doing Yeah, he has some kind of
sciencey background, so he's copying code.

Speaker 10 (56:13):
So he looks like it sounds fun so far, but
yeah he may.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
So he posted a photo of him.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Well, here's the thing, Matt's like, you said, he he
copied and created a domain name very close to the
actual TV station's new website. And once he posted that
article on Facebook and all his friends fell out and
it kind of went locally semi viral. Well, the TV
website did. The TV station did not like that whatsoever.
Right now, they called up or the email Josh and
had had a demand for him.

Speaker 15 (56:38):
All right, it was about four o'clock when I got
the email from the senior vice president over at ten TV.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I won't even have a chat with me more.

Speaker 15 (56:47):
Let's just said, you need to take down the website,
take down the video.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
You have two options.

Speaker 15 (56:52):
One you can give him the domain, or two that
they would assume me for damages up to one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. They didn't get their domain by
five o'clock that day.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Which also sounds like it could be a prank, right,
Reverse pranks are the best, so they Actually it wasn't
much to this story, but Vice managed to stretch it
out to like fifteen minutes. So he gave him back
the domain name and the prank was all his friends
and family thought he was a meth dealer and got
busted for that, which is.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Kind of fun. Actually, that's alright.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Well, of all the fun of all the just pranking clips,
I think my two favorite. The one was the guy
who got shot at the mall.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
Thank you, I thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
I like that one, and then also shout out to
the guy who was blowing airs at the home depot
and started wailing, Jo just prankins, that's what's up. And

(58:06):
so menace is currently they're on Riverside Drive, right along
the five there, headed south. He's just about to ricks
drive in and out, which I don't know where he's
planning to stop for menace?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Are you there?

Speaker 10 (58:22):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Hi, all right, no question.

Speaker 10 (58:25):
Yes, I have music in my ears though, oh okay,
I can barely hear you though.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Oh I'm sorry. I'm not sure why that would be.
Oh okay, I have no idea. Can you not hear
can you still hear us?

Speaker 14 (58:39):
Or no?

Speaker 10 (58:40):
Yeah, I can barely hear you. I do have music
blasting lucky.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
How is that? Oh yeah? Did that work out?

Speaker 14 (58:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Okay, all right? Yeah? So what are you doing for breakfast?
People were wondering on the Oh I I.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
So I did pack some food? Okay, I have ah, God,
I forget what they're called. Have you seen those bars
that are they're like, oh, only has.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Three ingredients, like oh yeah whatever?

Speaker 10 (59:08):
Yeah. Yeah, So I got one of those and a
beef jerky stick.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
So you're not stopping for breakfast.

Speaker 10 (59:15):
No, I think stopping down would be a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Yeah, never get out of.

Speaker 14 (59:22):
You know.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
I mean, I'll get a road snack here and there
right now. Unfortunately, I'm walking through a construction site.

Speaker 10 (59:28):
Is not very fun.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
I dude, I did see my first uh nose can
of people doing you know, whippets and stuff.

Speaker 10 (59:35):
Oh it's fun, like like those big ones.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeah, you know, pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Menace is walking from the Disney Burbank studio a lot
to disney Land in Anaheim today.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Well, he's attempting to do that. He started at about
three three fifteen or so this morning.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
He's live streaming at the wood Show. You can check
that out there. Speaking of Disney, we're gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
We're though, for sure. I am No, it sounds awful.
We're good. But you can when your way to the
Woodies show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure, which
is coming up on Monday, April the twenty first. It's
twenty days away. So excited.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Yeah, so three weeks from yesterday today April first. And
by the way, this is not April fools now is
actually Menace is actually doing that. Somebody had texted over
earlier saying, Okay, well spoiler alert, medicine really is in
the studio with you. You guys, put like just a
filter on his microphone.

Speaker 10 (01:00:30):
Oh audio, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
You can. You can actually watch the live stream. He's
gonna be doing this throughout the day.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
He'll be checking in with Kristin Lamone and Booker and
Striker this afternoon and you know, until he quits or
gets to Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
I have four cameras on me right now, right yeah,
so if you from every angle.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Yeah, there's no way to fake this. We're not that talented.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Yeah, yeah, we want to do something. It sounds like
it'd be a prank. Yeah, but it was actually happening
too real. Yeah. I'll put some some walking songs in
there for you too, Passion Pit, love it, love the
song take a Walk show. All right, So another hour

(01:01:16):
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's the Woodie
Show underway on this Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
It's April first, It's April Fools but no full and
Menace is attempting to walk from Burbank, California, from the
Disney studio lot, yes, all the way to Disneyland in Anaheim, California.
A total of thirty nine miles of menace. I just
used your location to figure out that you have already

(01:01:43):
gone seven point three miles of the view of the
thirty nine miles that it will be to get to Disneyland.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Ship it away.

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
I finally got back to civilization and there's people looking
at me now. They're like, who's this guy with five
different cell phones attached?

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Yeah, I can see where you are. You just passed
what the gas station? Right?

Speaker 10 (01:02:02):
Yes? For sure? That was like look at me, like,
what is this gas station?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
There's a couple food spots on that corner too, if.

Speaker 10 (01:02:08):
You oh, yeah, some Mally's right now you want to hell.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Yeah, if you if you want to check it out,
I think it's the Yeah, the Rick's driving and out.
And also you just passed the Ivanhoe restaurant and Barro
though they might not be open at this point.

Speaker 10 (01:02:20):
No, I had to walk through some like crime scene table.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Oh, and if you need if you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Need any kind of medical assistance, I'm sure you could
find some there at the Affordable Animal Hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
It's coming up on your left. They've got cheap raby shots.
Oh okay, I see that sign. Seen that when I'm
driving my kids or the first one to point out,
like they always go, there's the raby sign.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
What I didn't know that was the thing?

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Yeah, rabies they have a big you'll see it when
you walk past.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
It was like twenty by the way, and when I
got a Ravy shot, it was like six hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
There, raby shot. I know from handle them all the raccoons. Man, Yeah,
oh for real, hey, menace, what was the thing? Medicin
has been hammering on me for the last couple of
days to to try to try to educate me about
this thing that's like, I guess it's popping off pretty big.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Okay, I don't know if you saw this, but during
the break, my feed was bombarded and then I got
to see it in person.

Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
Have you heard of the boo boos? Basically like the
new like beanie babies?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Right a b u b u yes, how you spell
it right?

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
Love boo boo And there's like la boo boo meetups
and there's like people paying like crazy money for these
la boo boos. You might have a little boo boo
addict in your house, right, So I'm like, Okay, A Korean.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Beanie baby.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
Heart plastic faces.

Speaker 14 (01:03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
So they're exclusive to PopMart, which is a store that's
like blowing up everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
How many can I get you, greg? How many one?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
And uh?

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
I was like by the mall early in the morning
and I saw this huge, huge and I go, what
is happening?

Speaker 10 (01:04:01):
And it was all people waiting for labuobus. Huh do again?

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
I said this a minute ago with the STUPIDT Stanley mugs.
Have we not learned our lesson with the beanie babies?

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
We have not?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
And the everything everything else has ever been. I can
retire on it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Well that's the thing. If it's something you like, now
do what you want. But if this is an investment,
you might want to rethink.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
That's thing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
I don't think people like these things now because this again,
it's it's where the wild things are.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
It's just like a like, ugly boy, what's the what's
the stuff that people are like lining up and getting
in fights over with the Pokemon stuff?

Speaker 13 (01:04:31):
I mean, it's still the Pokemon cards. Everybody's still trying
to flip them and there's still cards.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
This is nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
This is nothing new items like Yeah, more recently there
are people who are camping. There were people just camping
outside of a game stop well by my house this
past week.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
And new thing is they have a release or something.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Right, the Pokemon have now these little kiosks, these little
I guess ATMs essentially, and they know the losers. They're
always like mid twenties dudes know when these Pokemon machines
get restocked.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
And this is like target and wherever.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
And so the fights have broken out because dood will
show up and he'll be there, he'll be there camped
out for three or four hours, and then he'll just
he'll spend two thousand dollars in empty the machine.

Speaker 13 (01:05:09):
There's some middle aged scalpers that have literally gotten their
asses whooped inside of grocery stores for these uh he
had to buy and scalp all the cards out of
the vending machines.

Speaker 10 (01:05:19):
I'm telling you, the Boo Boos are the next thing
that you're going.

Speaker 14 (01:05:22):
To be here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
It's Boo Boos and Sonny Angels, Sunny Angels. People are
desperate to get a.

Speaker 13 (01:05:28):
They are little tiny mini baby dolls in mystery boxes
and people the same thing. They line up all day
and they spend tons of money and flip.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Off like adults.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
They're like naked boo boos.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Yeah, people of all ages. Yeah, people, they all day
take from sunny Angels.

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
This looks like vintage dolls.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
They look like precious moment figuring.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
No, no, I grew up collecting precious.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
But they're all like big eyes with their little hands
on their heads.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
It's a tour.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
They'll have like different heads. So one's got like it
looks like a like a like a what do they
call the swim caps. Yeah, yeah, chicken. One's a frog, one,
one's an elephant, one one's a koal.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
It's fine if you're an eight year old girl, right
then we're good.

Speaker 14 (01:06:13):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
He talked to the thirty year old mothers out there,
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:06:17):
But I'm telling you there's dudes that wear these laboo boos.
You wear it on your uh, on your belt.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
Some of them are key chicks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Cool. Yeah, Also send me a video, is okay. Look
there's a guy, he's a Starbucks barista, and he's got
one of these la boo boos hanging from his belt.
I would can we just pepper spray these people?

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
You know that I'm getting into the boo boos. And
now that I'm looking at it, because.

Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
There's there's a really I mean like they're cute in
like a not cute kind of way, but he's sitting
in like a little pumpkin for Halloween time. So you
can obviously get them for holidays and different things as score,
and they're kind of.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Cute, like they remind me of the Annalie mouse stall.

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
Things that I have that are like you can get
them for different occasions and like set them out.

Speaker 10 (01:07:04):
But if they're kind of cute for people with mental
illness though.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Sammy, if you think they're kind of cute, just look
at them online.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
You don't have to have one, right, Well, I didn't
say it was running out and buying that. I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Yeah, what do you need the fiftieth cute thing?

Speaker 10 (01:07:17):
Like, just get the damn doll the mouse exclusives though, I.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Mean, I guess to be fair, I mean, who are
any of us to judge, Like we're all in this
stupid stuff, you know, like in our own way.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
You don't give me this relatives to crap.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
No no, no, no no no, I'm saying, like garbage
pail kids, right because people have used that example with
me when I've made fun of something like this, right awesome. Uh,
that's a nostalgia thing for me, and that's the only
thing I can really tie it to. But I have
I feel no draw as a you know, forty eight
year old guy to understand or be able to even
put myself in the something that's new that you don't

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have any nostalgia tie to. Where you see this la
boo boo thing and I must wear one on my belt.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Do you consider your garbage pail kids your children's inheritance?

Speaker 16 (01:07:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Okay, then you're okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
That's the thing is that you got.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
You bought garbage pail kids once as a kid, and
then and then once later to have them. But it's
not every six months. You don't go and buy the
newest whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
I might see the new if I see the new
garbage pail kids, like they have like new stuff that
comes out every once in a while, like, but I'm
not hunting it down.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
I'm not like sting at the kiosk.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Yeah, I'll be at the target and I'll see a
couple of packs sitting there and I'll go, oh, okay,
and I just want to see what they're all about.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
But I know what I'm saying is you're not buying
the garbage pel kids and then switching to Funko pops
and then switching not every six muths like oh it's
a new thing, I got to waste money on.

Speaker 10 (01:08:32):
No, So I'm just saying a woody show la booboo
drop it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I think it's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
There's this kind of like it's it's like the weird
Asian pop culture stuff that like, like white American dudes
are all about.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
Yeah, sea best, I feel like you'd have a better
handle on this.

Speaker 11 (01:08:47):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
That's the thing is people are they drawn to it
because it's like cool Japan cool.

Speaker 13 (01:08:54):
That's I think it's also nostalgia though for people that
grew up in the late eighties early nineties, because that's
what we got. We got a influx of things from
the dragon ball and yeah, dragon ball gun dam on,
things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
It's just the new version of that for a lot
of people. Stop it. If you fun by just buying
mindless stupid, you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Imagine how cool it would Because my daughter goes to
school with a backpack that has like a little like
stuffed animal that hangs from Yeah, so imagine how cool
I would be oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
If if you have yeah rocking it, let's uh, let's
quick you talk. We got to a break. Let's talk
to you. Jesse. Good morning, Jesse. How are you? Jesse?
It's what you got for your kids? Have these the
lobobos know they don't they want them, they want.

Speaker 10 (01:09:50):
Them, but yes, but there's also it's just some stupid train.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Yeah, what are food? So there's a knockoff one exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Okay, So they're not parenting because like the Garbishil kids,
there was a parody of cabbage patch cads. They were
making fun and making gross.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
It was counterculture.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
Yeah, it was counter They released saying something about society
like lafufus.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Are just like trying to get people to buy the
knockoff kind of like you couldn't get the air Jordan's
because your parents could afford them, so you got the
air Gordon's exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:10:23):
And some of the foods don't have bodies and they
just have heads.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Creepy.

Speaker 10 (01:10:28):
I didn't buy no bootleg ish all right, Jesse.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Thanks for the call, man, I appreciate it's the Woody Show.

Speaker 14 (01:10:34):
Be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Who am I Woody shop menace?

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
We have an offer on the text ask medus if
you would like a breakfast sandwich from McDonald's.

Speaker 10 (01:10:46):
Oh, I'm good for right now?

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Okay, all right, just checking in. Thank you so much,
so nice.

Speaker 10 (01:10:52):
You love a good breakfast sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
You'll burn it up?

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Are people? Are people honking at you?

Speaker 10 (01:10:57):
Oh dude? The Woody Show listeners are away now all right,
y'all came, they're.

Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
Waving, they're stopping taking photos. Man, thanks, you make sure
to attack.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
It's it's not a joke, even know. It's a for
Fols Day.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Menace is walking from the Disney Studio lot in Burbank
to Disneyland Resort in Anaheim in preparation now for our
Disney California adventure takeover the walm Up less than three
weeks away from now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
So that's pretty cool, may I say so?

Speaker 10 (01:11:24):
We're video streaming it right now on Instagram at the
Way Show on Instagram and then at Menace whatever. We
have four cameras going on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:11:31):
I think the best experience is probably turned down the
stream on the video and then just listen to the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Oh yeah, I am yeah. That makes me good. All right.
More entertaining trending news headlines, Gina Grad what do we
got yes, well.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Gene Hackman's mother in law is fighting to block the
public release of the bodycam footage from the investigation into
his and his wife, Betsy's deaths. She says she has
a constitutional right to avoid seeing images of her daughter's home,
her dead body, her husband's dead body, their dog's corpse,
and she wants to block the release of the body
cam footage and the autopsy photos and the reports. So

(01:12:04):
as if yesterday, a judge said the photos will remain
sealed and the reports can only be released without the
photos of the bodies.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Yeah, so, ninety some year old Gene Hackman has a mother.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
And mother Betsy was younger. She was like, yeah, mom,
that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Someone was going to catch that.

Speaker 10 (01:12:25):
She wasn't like a lot lot younger though, Yeah, eight
late eighties.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Yea, the mom is younger than Gene Hackman, then oh sure, yeah,
you've got to be. The wife was in the sixties,
so she's probably what eighty late.

Speaker 10 (01:12:42):
Who's so thirsty to see those photos?

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
I don't need to see it, morbid curiosity, But if
they were out there, even though you might not want
to see it, some people and I understand because I
am this way in a lot of way.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Like you're like, if it's right there and it's a
click away, yeah, interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
But if it's an interesting or miss sterious crime scene,
I get it. But just a guy who didn't take
his heart medicine or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Yeah, but because he is who he is, and again
it's just all this morbid curiosity.

Speaker 10 (01:13:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
And the mother in law make a good point because
she was saying that they went to great lengths to
stay private. So terrible. No, I agree with that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Yeah, Well everything else, like the pictures of the dog,
if you're interested in that, that will be allowed. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
No, I don't want to see that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Well I know Greg's now Greg's pissed. Hooters has been
on the endangered list for years, and yesterday the company
filed for bankruptcy. But it doesn't mean they're closing. They
say they're staying open, retooling the business.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
They want to stay open. The friendly there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
So they're about three hundred mill in debt and they've
closed about forty locations, but they want to do the
family friendly thing. They're calling it a rehooterization. And they
didn't want you know, they they already have like a
very kid friendly menu. They want to make more PG,
so skimpy outfits and bikini nights those are going away.
Also going to fix up that menu, I know, like.

Speaker 10 (01:14:03):
Really like what happened? Why would they fall off?

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Well, because tastes of change word Now. It's like people,
even if you're into the idea, you can't show that
you're into the idea.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Yeah, Darius to masculinity. Also, it's the same problem we
have a strip clubs. Is you if you're a hot
girl and you can get money for being hot without
going out and doing the legwork, you don't have to
wait tables, just be on OnlyFans or Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
People against the world's best wings.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Thank you. The Buffalo shrimp is it's really good, really
hot dog.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
And I appreciate the paper towels at the table. Nice,
you know, it's convenient.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Although I've seen that at more and more places now,
let barbecue jots have it or yeah, barbecue joints have
always just regular kind of pub style. Yeah, total restaurants.
I've seen, you know, rolls of the paper towels just
right there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
On the table.

Speaker 10 (01:14:52):
I need that. I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Well, here's something everyone should be on board with. It
doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on. Yesterday,
President Trump signed an exactative order against price gouging when
it comes to buying tickets on secondary markets. Fans have
been doing well. Fans have been paying up to seventy
times the phase value for tickets, with scalpers driving up
those prices. The executive order directs the FTC, the Federal

(01:15:16):
Trade Commission, and the US Attorney General to actually enforce
competition laws that are here to keep scalpers from using
bots to resell the tickets and flight the prices. And
there will be a big, severe set of consequences on
people who are caught doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
So, yeah, let's get that there are rules and regulations
against it. It's just one of those things that people
just chose to or this.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
Yeah, and how can you wave a wand and just
and say, hey, economy don't work, right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Yeah, but if you enforce it where people are using
bots and things like that, and you get busted using
bots and then people get you know, some huge financial umps,
they're not gonna sendybody in to prison, I'm sure, but
right if.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
They're even in this country doing it, Yeah, hold on,
we're not going to talk about how they'd roll this out, well,
talk about it. The one person who's a musician who
Trump knows what.

Speaker 10 (01:16:02):
Yeah, Rock was there during the whole present.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
He was wearing like Evil's Grandma wouldn't have been hot down.

Speaker 10 (01:16:10):
That sounds like Tuesday, Kid Rock, Dude, it was wild.
It's like it looked like it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
Looks like the movie Idiocracy because of what he was wearing.
He looked like, yeah, he was ready for a WWE match.
It's like, okay, Kid Rock, love you, but like, come on, dude,
you're at the White House.

Speaker 10 (01:16:30):
You don't need this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Kid Rock.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
He's he keeps kid rocking no matter like he was
in he wrote around it like a I think it
was like a Texas rodeo somewhere, and he came out
in the back of a cyber truck painted to look
like the General League in American flag.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Okay, this is the puk so Trump sitting behind the desk.
He looks like he's talking to reporter.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Kid Rock is leaning with one hand on the desk,
the other hand on his hip, with his legs kind
of crossed over. You're right, that kind of does look
like something from Idiocracy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
That looks like a parody of a sitcom.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Sure, Well, so I was lucky enough to go to
a kid rock show and he was still producing new music,
and people forget that when he came on stage. Besides
having Joe c there, a little little man jump around
at both sides of the stage had cages with strippers
in them. Yeah, they just like they did like backstage
catering from Hooters.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Yeah, exactly, times, exactly better times.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Well, look photos, there's something over two hundred and twelve
thousand pounds of liquid egg products are being recalled because
they might contain cleaning solution. I know this affects my mother.
She loves egg Beaters. That's one of them. Egg Beaters
brand original liquid eggs substitute cage free original liquid eggs
substitute cage free original frozen egg bob Evans branded Better

(01:17:44):
n Eggs. The recalled products were shipped to distributors in
Ohio and Texas, and they were shipped for use in Arizona, California, Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Iowa.
But they could be anywhere, so be careful on those eggs.

Speaker 10 (01:17:58):
Well do you know I'm safe because it says free
not for me?

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Yeah, right, more expensive for no reason thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Yeah, the ones that were are way more delicious exactly,
the ones that have never tasted freedom case better.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Yeah that cage free is they go real loose on that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Yeah, they're still shoulder to shoulder.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Everybody knows it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Well, here's some good news. Dave Coolier, we all know
him most obvious from a full house. Oh, he has
been declared cancer free after battling stage three non hodge.
Oh yeah, that's right. He was diagnosed in October of
last year, went through six rounds of chemo, finished in February.
Despite a lot of bad side effects, Koolier stayed hopeful
throughout the whole thing, and a recent biopsy says he

(01:18:37):
has no cancer, which he described as one of the
rare times in his life. We're hearing zero was the
best thing ever.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Yeah, and that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
With well, oh yeah, falling in reverse. This is a
good fan. I like to rock? Do you like to rock?
Let's raw, Let's let's rock, Let's roll.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
It's April Fool's Day, but there's no full in menace
is actually walking yes to Disneyland this morning. He left
Burdbank at about three three point fifteen this morning walking
from the Disney Burdbank Studio a lot to Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
What is your pace like? Man, it's like, do you
feel like you have a quick pace? Because if you
were doing this with woody woody walks like you, I
have to run to keep up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
With I'll be destroyed if I walked with but I
would have to but I would I would have to
do like a moderate pace. Knowing that I'm if you're
wondering and just tuning it now it's thirty nine miles
because apparently a moderate pace is four miles in one hour.
Does that sound right? That sounds pretty fair? Well, I
mean because we just checked in. I look to see
exactly how far he had gone, you know, not that

(01:19:51):
long ago, and now he's already up to it was
seven point three miles before. Yeah, now it's eight point
five right, Okay, he's he's eight point way down all sure, sure, sure,
but I'm saying, like for for for right now?

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Yes, oh hell yeah, let's let's rook noise. You've got
to hayde that thing forever, all right? Everybody here we go, okay,
way out?

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Now's menaces walking along today on his one Disneyland I'm
sure he's encountered all kinds of things. You said, you know,
there was some homelessly encampments. Since have you have you
come across any poop yet?

Speaker 10 (01:20:41):
Oh so much?

Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
I mean my first couple of hours. I mean I
was just on trail, so it's like, oh yeah, horse, yeah,
I forgot yeah this non stop but but no, now
I'm on the sidewalk, which is lovely. A lot of
listeners driving by honking.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
So yeah, if you see menace out on the streets,
he's the only guy with like five cell phones attached
to him.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
What is that harness thing? What is that?

Speaker 10 (01:21:09):
Oh, it's a harness that I got on Amazon to
hold the cell phones.

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
But I want to give to ten because they hooked
me up, well five phones to use.

Speaker 10 (01:21:21):
It is next paper phones.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
We're jogging it. We're not.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
We're joking about it. But yeah there are When you
watch Pokemon, I've seen the Pokemon god people out there. Yeah,
is they do have these harnesses with four or five
six phones? Yeah, so they this amlready made product.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Well, speaking of a kaka, you see that the police
in India they finally caught this elusive guy who would
always poop his pants to make his escape. It was
a serial phone thief, and he mastered the fine art
of poop and run. And anytime the cops would get
close or someone would go to catch them, he would
just drop a deuce right there in his pants and

(01:21:55):
create such a stench that was so nasty that people
would back off okay, and gave him enough time to
make his get away.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
A couple of things. How does that work in India?
Number one? And number two?

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
How would that work in general anywhere? Well, I don't know,
but it worked multiple times. Said he even became priors,
like locally, like the family infamous.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Yeah, you know for this city that he became like
the poop guy because you're.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
About to grab me, like yeah, and then he.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
Runs smokes, grab we got a new challenge for you. Yeah, yeah,
go steal something.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
It's just pranking. Drank a bunch of fiber. No, it's
an experiment.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
So his his luck ran out. The cops know what
was coming, and so they powered through the stink. They
pinned him down, They took him in the custody.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, breathe through your mouth. Yeah, grab the guy. Yeah,
that's all. Yeah, that's that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
I gotta do run after he poops his pants, probably
way faster.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Yeah, forty four?

Speaker 10 (01:22:47):
What he is?

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
The phone number you can hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eight seven. We have
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Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Is mass Yeah, he speak, I accept it graciously.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Well, I mean doesn't whether he wants to accept it
or not. It's done. It's like people who don't show
up to pick up their diploma, like he still graduated
yet even if you didn't pick up your diploma.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
Is this one of those things where the award sucks
so bad that I've videoed, like I may the administerment
message in and say like, oh hey, guys, I'm super
happy and thankful.

Speaker 9 (01:23:34):
I'm you wouldn't even a video message it right, someone
else accepted for you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
It was just nice. I con the acknowledgement from your
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Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
I don't think he considers us as peers, correct, Ye, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
We are your peers inferior anyway for a job well
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and a point toward the tests. At the end of
the year, whoever has the most wins for employee the
month gets a free paycheck.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Now that's the question. W you suddenly accept that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
Well, as I'm going to do with this sixty nine dollars,
I'm going to pay it forward to the audience. I'll
give this money away somehow after recouping expenses.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Yet I still got to pay him for the March
fatness stuff, which I meant to reach out to him yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
Also, you still on one thousand dollars for the bet
you lost about DC becoming the fifty first state, so
that there's that.

Speaker 10 (01:24:28):
Also, Yeah, sure, all.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Right, a thousand and sixty nine dollars. What do I care?
And I'll give it out to any hot chicks the
text in Just send your Instagram profile, I'll Venmo, PayPal whatever,
like a beauty patcheck. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
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the month by overwhelming vote from your peers.

Speaker 14 (01:24:48):
It's a show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
It is Tuesday morning. It's April, the first April Old
Fool's Day. Menace is on a mission. He is walking
all the way to the Disneyland resort in Anaheim, to
the gates of Disneyland. He goes started this morning, very
very early, around three o'clock Pacific time, from the Burbank

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Disney Studio lot, and he is on his way there
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
So menas just an update, how are you feeling?

Speaker 10 (01:25:27):
I'm good. The only problem is I'm kind of walking
on an incline right now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Oh no, right, yeah, that's the nightmare. Let's see. He
has gone so far do to this and nine point
seven miles.

Speaker 10 (01:25:48):
Thirty more to go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
It's thirty miles will be like a quarter the way.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
Oh yeah, I made I was trying to help.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Oh mensa math.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Let you man that math? Sorry, So I'm not going
to try to jase this. But has any is anything
starting to bother you?

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:26:08):
Not currently?

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
No.

Speaker 10 (01:26:10):
I you know, I'm not a big fan of the hookahs,
but the hookahs are come through.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
They're ugly, but they work, yeah, for real.

Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
And I would suggest not stopping by the way like,
because if you sit once, you stop and all your joints.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Yeah, that's true, man, is what are you doing for hydration?

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
I do have one of those camel packs that I
picked up at ari I. I got a little one
like a little kids want to look like a freak.
They're like, that's for a child. I oh, I know,
but I don't want to, like I didn't want to
hold a ton of weight, you know, to like I
don't want to try to keep everything super light. Well,

(01:26:50):
I already have five cell phones on me and not
have some battery packs and all kinds stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
Speaking of both those things, with all those cell phones
on you, you will at some pointin't have to take
a leak break menace.

Speaker 10 (01:27:02):
Yeah, and I will be pausing the video, don't forget.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Well wait a minute, though, because I know, like if
you run a marathon, people say, like, you never have
to pee while you're running?

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
What in the marathon?

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
Andy step two or three times?

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Because I was I was told now I'm not a
marathon r. I don't want to spoil if anybody, but
professionals don't obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Yeah, Like there's something about like you know, they're they're
they're using up enough, they're sweating out right fluids and
everything else.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
And also it's only two If you're really running a marathon,
it's less than three hours.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
Okay, well yeah, otherwise you're not really running a marathon.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
For something for someone that account. No, I'm saying what
I mean when I mean really, I mean competitively got it?

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Yeah, what if you have to pooh? What would you do?
Because you're not a public.

Speaker 10 (01:27:48):
I mean stream over suicide.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
Yes, the last time I checked, you're not a five
year old little baby boy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
It's hard to camel it when you're on the move though.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
It's one thing if you're sitting still, not moving, you
can camel it and kind of push it back up there.

Speaker 9 (01:28:06):
But when you're moving and he's speeding up his metabolism
with all the walking, that's one thing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Ray, I can't like. Every time I start walking, I
have to poop all I know, just not stop pooping
all time.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Forty miles.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Yeah, we're encouraging.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
Uh, you know, when Menace is walking a lot in
an area where it's like right along the road or something,
you pass Menace, rec Menace, please honk and and say hi,
throw at him, don't throw anything else.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
We do have, we do have, We do have private
security that's.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
With Menace, and also some of our street team is
keeping an eye on him because just in case he
does go down when.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Those swimmers do those swims and they have a cage underneath, yeah,
little pasteboat.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Yeah all right, So here's what's gonna happen. Menace is
gonna well, he's doing the live stream at the Woodie
Show on our Instagram. It wouldn't kill you to give
us a follow while you're on there, Yeah, as well
on on Instagram, so you can you can check out
the live stream. Also, I guess people are saying, and
you know, like how he's not gonna do it, He's
gonna fail. They're being real jerks in the comments. Oh no, yeah,

(01:29:05):
are you reading?

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
On the text was saying that I haven't seen it
for myself, but.

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
Oh yeah, I saw a couple of negative comments in there.
But you know, I walk out all my haters.

Speaker 10 (01:29:15):
Hey, what's up? Hey, I believe.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
I believe that you.

Speaker 14 (01:29:20):
Can do it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
Yeah, you like Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Yeah, just like Tom Brady. Yeah, with the new Tom Brady.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
So we're gonna take a break. Menace is going to
jump onto the to the live stream and we'll check
back in with them. Yeah, you know, but yeah, but
he's gonna be jumping onto the live stream and stuff. So, uh,
you can go and check that out at the Woody
Show on Instagram, yes, menis Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:29:43):
At the woods Show on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
We have multiple angles, so at the Woody Show on
TikTok as well, they can see around, and then at
Menace all right on those platforms as well.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
Also coming up for you, we got around the dumb
ass contest. We're gonna do the eggs list. Price is right, yeah,
so that other more honkin all right, More Woody Show,
next second, The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
He is great, h o Abel.

Speaker 11 (01:30:16):
Garbage Day, not garbage here, Pete Paul, Hey, don't forget.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
We have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every
once in a while that they leave it out for
an extra day. It's four The Woody Show, all right,
welcome back?

Speaker 16 (01:30:34):
Whatdy?

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
If you want to follow along with Menace as he's
walking to Disneyland, he's hosting a conversation on the live
stream right now at the Woody Show on our Instagram,
and it wouldn't kill you to give us a follow
on our Instagram. In fact, Menace told me he wants
to get our followers to two hundred thousand, which is
less than fifteen hundred. So if you're not, if you're

(01:30:56):
not following The Woody Show on Instagram, could you just
give us a follow, even if just for today, and
that you can unfollow us tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
If you'd like, but take a screenshot of it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Yeah, but medic in his efforts, he's like, man, if
we can get the two hundred thousand week dope, it
would be Yeah. So if you're not following the Woody
Show on Instagram, please do that at the wood Show.
And while you're there, check out Menace and his livestream
is he's walking to Disneyland this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Well, you have the phones open at eight seven seven
four Woodie Tome for today's dumb ass contest. And today's
dumbass contest is the Craiglist price is right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
Craigslist price is right. So the way it works, we
have all these things that are being sold on Craigslist.
I'm gonna tell you about that item. I'm gonna ask
somebody here in the studio to give me a bit
on how much they think that item is being sold
for on Craigslist.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
And then you as a contestant.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
You just have to guess is the actual Craigslist price
higher or lower than the bid that was given here
in the studio, And if you can do that correctly,
you will be the one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Craigslist price is right. Fun, let's go to the phones
and say hi to our first contest sybody, say hi
to Lauren. Good morning, Lauren, Lauren morning. All right, so
who are we talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:32:09):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Recently? Was there somebody in this room who wasn't aware
of Schindler?

Speaker 11 (01:32:14):
Was that?

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
Sammy?

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
I was aware? You just saw it. I just saw
the movies for the first time. But it's not like
I didn't know. No, I watched the first part of
it in high school, but it was like a three
days in a row when I was out, so I
never finished it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
I remember it came. So Samuel, we'll get your bit
on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
Schindler's List Limited Edition Collectors VHS box set. Who do
you want to own it? That's one of those movies
like you see it like I don't want to own
Saving Private Ryots. Yeah, no, right, that's just a movie.
I don't want to see it again.

Speaker 6 (01:32:48):
But if you're a teacher, you would own it because
Marley and me no.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Again, No, no, no, don't don't want to see that?
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
So Schindler's List Limited Edition Collectors VHS box set nineteen
ninety three Limited Edition Factory Sealed includes two VHS video cassettes,
a special limited edition CD soundtrack the best selling novel,
and a limited edition Shindler's List pictorial booklet with special
introduction by Steven Spielberg.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
How much do you think this is going for? I'll
show you a picture.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
Yeah, let me see. Oh is it like not wrap?

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
It's substantial.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Oh yeah it is shrink wrap.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Yeah, factory factory sealed. Who is that for though, That's
what I'm wondering, Like, really old person.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
World War two enthusiast.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
Has got a yeah, yeah, I'll say twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
Twenty bucks, all right, Lauren. What do you think actual
Craigslist price higher or lower than twenty bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
I'm gonna go higher. Actually price is one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
All right, Lauren, congratulations, Hang on one second, we will
get all of your in information.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Let's go to Patrick next. Good morning, Patrick, good morning?

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
Would you show?

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Good morning? All right? Next up, we'll go with Sea
Mass on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
I'm not saying he owns one, but he knows more
about these kind of things than most people, just because
of the work.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Yes, it's it's a used sex doll. Selling my sex
doll that I got last year. I figured close to
half the price that I paid was fair seeing as
it has been used.

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
It just takes up too much space. It's a nice doll.
The skin feels real because it's made a silicone. She
has large breasts and you can see all three holes.

Speaker 10 (01:34:36):
Sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
She also has a nice butt. I do not have
any clothes for her, but if you have some or
wanted to buy some for her, you could do that.
I've honestly only used her two to three times. It's
hard to clean unless you have proper douche equipment I do.
The one she came with is small, so I'd probably
find a larger one if I were you. She has

(01:34:58):
a feature where her skin gets warm.

Speaker 14 (01:35:00):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
I think this would be good for somebody who can
give her more attention than me. I'm just too busy
with work and such.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
She's lonely.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Also, the silicon collects dirt pretty easily, so are dirty
from being propped up?

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Well, that's why you got to cleaning with your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
I'm willing to negotiate a price as long as it's fair.
Blah blah blah blah blah. Al right, so much for
it here?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Do you want to see this thing?

Speaker 5 (01:35:20):
How much?

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
For?

Speaker 10 (01:35:21):
How much?

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
For Yuki?

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
So he's saying, selling it for a little more than
half of what you originally paid, what he originally paid.
That's a full on doll nice. She's like, got that surprising?
Still hotter than Kathy Griffin. The only reason I said,
because got the same haircut.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Take that.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
I'm gonna go with six hundred dollars. Six hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Patrick. Do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher
or lower?

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:35:48):
Jeez man, Yeah, he's good.

Speaker 15 (01:35:53):
He knows the sex toys.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna have.

Speaker 17 (01:35:55):
I'm gonna go lower and hope I win.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Let's go lower.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
Actual Craigslist price fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
That was like the best bit we've ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
It was a.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
Most incredible, It was believable. But it gave him so
much room exactly. That's why it was so noteworthy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
It will never be top.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Let's go to Melody. Hey, good morning, Melody, good morning. Hey.
All right, Craigslist price is right. Uh, let's go to.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Greg Miley. Yes, I'm trying to decide which one. All right,
don't look Greg Colla, Gina decide which which one do
I give him?

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
Oh, it's got to be the the Yeah, that's the one,
all right, one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
It's a red Wooden sign. Okay, it's twenty four inches long.
Red Wooden made the USA sign with a routed message
saying home is my happy place.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
In case you forget has.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
For hanging in doors could also free stand on a
tabletop like new condition. And it's been in a clean,
smoke free home, thank god, which is surprising. I would
figure people to have these things smoke a lot chain doors.

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
Yeah, like where there's like a tobacco stained smoke steal
like my grandma's house sign after they die. Yeah, wall
is perfect behind it. Yeah, all right, so there's there's
the Oh god, there's the picture right, oh depressing home
is my happy place?

Speaker 10 (01:37:25):
Who sees that?

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Thanks? Number one? Oh that's clever. Yeah, and two that
look good at my spot. I mean when I was
in BUCkies, I took pictures of I was buying these signs.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
I was just going to say it's giving major BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Nice, totally is thank God is giving Let's say ten bucks,
ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
All right, melody, do you think the actual Craigsist price
is higher or lower than ten bucks?

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:37:49):
That was my guess what I was going to go for.

Speaker 15 (01:37:52):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
Lower lower actual Craigslist price seven dollars. You are a winner.
Hang on one second, we will get all of your information. Boom.
Nice all right? Eight seven four? What do everybody say?
Hi to?

Speaker 14 (01:38:13):
Aj?

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Good morning aj aj? You know you know, let's see
who hasn't gone yet? Everybody? I haven't gone, Ga, Ga
hasn't gone yet. He hates I know he's here.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Your husband just ran a marathon. It's a marathon medal.
Oh god, they need the money. Gregon two thousand and
nine New York City Marathon medal, as is shown no engraving.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
New York City medals are selling for way more on eBay.

Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
Stolen ballad, So why is he not selling it?

Speaker 5 (01:38:47):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
It says, resell it and make money. My loss is
your gain. Let me show you the medal there.

Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
Oh, this is a good and nondescript enough that you
could definitely say you did it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Sure. Yeah. How much do you think this bad boy's
going for?

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
I mean, do you melt it down? What's it made up?
We don't know. I don't know, Okay, I don't yet.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
This is tough. Like I know anything about Marathon or
the metals you get from America.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
I have no idea. See what it's going for way
more on eBay. This is quite a bargain. Let's say,
let's say twenty five bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
Twenty five bucks a J. Do you think the actual
Craigslist price is higher lower than twenty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
I'm gonna have to believe Them'm gonna say higher higher. Well,
the actual Craigslist price is forty dollars. All right, man, congratulations,
and hang on one second. You get all of your information.
Let's have people on pond Stars. They're trying to sell.
I just hung up on them. Oh no, MULKJ.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
Morgan, look out for aj people on pond Stars. I
say that, you know, you get an offer of like
five grand. Oh somebody else offered me thirty five grand.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Go there, this dude, I just like you so much.
I gotta do it here, right, say how to carlos Hey,
carlos Hey, carlos Carlos. Yes, hello, there he is. Hey,
all right, show, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
All right, let's see let's go to Oh we'll go
back to Sea Mass. Okay, oh my god, okay, Sea Mass.
Whatever happened to you going to take a test to
be like a substitute teacher?

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
I took that, and then I still have to do
my fingerprints.

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
Oh you waiting on that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
You took the actual test though, waiting for the test
I took years ago. We took that test.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Okay, yeah, that's now I have to get recertified.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Okay, how easy was it? Hello? Me gat easy?

Speaker 5 (01:40:42):
And by the way, a third of the people that
show up don't even pass it. I passed it going
in cold. My god, bib the people didn't want to
be teachers.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
I'm so good for you. It's like that awesome bid. Okay,
hero's work here? Whatever is God?

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Everybody drinking in because you're never going to see anybody
else quite as amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
Like I'm tingling.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
Yeah, same, I'm wet, all right, so I'm wet me too.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
It's a common side effects, right, I did not expect.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
To hear that. That's hilarious, all right, it's the substitute
Teaching from a to Z Book A show up. I'm
selling my substitute Teaching from a to Z Book by
Barbara Pressman. I began a second career and found this
book indispensable with great ideas and dispensing of.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
It and hints onto how to succeed. Well, she's already
read it. She retired on how to succeed in a
classroom with twenty five kids who don't know you. You
don't see someone you're retire from teaching, greg someone could
definitely benefit from this book.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Is like being an alcoholic. You're always an alcoholic. Exactly
did you read this in your training?

Speaker 14 (01:41:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
I didn't have to do. On a kind of teaching
is the easiest thing in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
Substitute teaching from a to Z I will say, she's
a stupid person who's selling this online.

Speaker 7 (01:42:00):
It.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Be confident in your skills for managing any K through
eight classroom, get solid advice from a seasoned veteran, and
discover how to get the best substitute assignments.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Much I'm bigger than you. Shut up. I'll go with
nineteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
Nineteen dollars, Carlos, do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher or lower than nineteen bucks.

Speaker 10 (01:42:18):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Lower actual craigs List price. Why even bother two dollars?

Speaker 15 (01:42:27):
Yeh yeh yeh yes, yes, all.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Right, well Carlos, congratulations and hang on one second. And
that's how you do it, and that's how you win
and play the Craigslist price.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Is well, that's how you become amazed at certain bids.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
Somebody said here six six one. The test that you
take to be a substitute is not the same tests
you take to be a teacher. They are not the
same requirements. You have to go to school for two years,
do student teaching for free practically for a year, so
it's three additional years on top of your PA, and
then you have to take several other tests to substitute
see not to substitute seed beat. Okay, sea bass, that's

(01:43:04):
supposed to be sea bass. Not to substitute seed bass.
So if he thinks that's the same as being a teacher,
it is not.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
Yeah, you took like the babysitter test.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
Yeah, right, exactly was, because that's what teaching is, being
a babysitter. But also, yeah, I'm sure it'll be real
tough and I'll have no, I'll have a study for
long and hard.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
To do that long and hard. Oh wait no, I won't.
It's easy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Well, congratulations to our winners. We're gonna take a quick break.
We've got some more Woody show come up for you next.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Hang on, be right back. It will happen. Or what
do you show next? The Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
Well, look, you if you didn't win your way to
the after hours takeover playing the Craigslist price is right,
you still have another chance to win here in the
next fifteen minutes and every hour today, all the way
through six pet and Menace is on his way walking
to Disneyland right now. He started from the Disney Burbank
studio a lot just after three o'clock this morning. And

(01:43:59):
now I've was just looking. You've got eleven miles, little buddy.
Oh wow, got eleven miles so far. Where are you
at currently?

Speaker 10 (01:44:12):
There's buildings and trees, Okay, buildings and trees.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
Oh I know where that is?

Speaker 7 (01:44:17):
Yeah, yeah, I have no clue. I'm like, honestly, like
my navigations just pulled up for the street that I'm on.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
All right, let me chere me uh, let me find you?
Are I could see you are who? You're near the
San Antonio Winery.

Speaker 10 (01:44:32):
Yeah, that's why I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
Know where I'm att South Avenue, South Avenue twenty one,
right along the five, right across from the Happy Donuts.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Oh nice, south of Lincoln Heights.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Yeah, south of Lincoln Heights and just east, just east
of Dogtown. You're coming up to Alhambra Avenue. You're shortly
walking where Alhambra Avenue crosses the five.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
So is there some.

Speaker 10 (01:44:55):
Giant horse metal structure that I'll walk?

Speaker 11 (01:45:00):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Okay, well more with minister in just seconds. Attacked on
the SoCal Sports.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
It's what's up with? What's going down in so Cow Sports?

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
Hey, good morning, Jeff g Jef go see jumped the
gun there I signed, Good morning, Jeff g.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
Al right, good morning, what are you? Good morning?

Speaker 7 (01:45:18):
Squad.

Speaker 10 (01:45:19):
Let's start with our Dodgers. They're still undefeated.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Hey, Oskar Hernandez to play spots spot in the year
the center, Harris going back, good back.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
That home run was a bomb two four hundred and
thirty six feet without a torpedo. Bat Tyler Glasnow also
had five shutout innings. Dodgers are six to zero for
the first time. Since nineteen eighty one when they won
the World Series.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
By the way, quick note.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Freddie Freeman is day to day he heard his ankle
in a shower mishap. I had a shower mishap once
with my wife. It resulted in our second son. Whole
note story though, Moving on Dodgers and Braves again Tonight,
Dustin May on the mound at seven ten Healthcare Appreciation Night.
Make sure you listened to all the action on AM
five seventy LA Sports Our stream the game live on
the free iHeartRadio app. Angels won in Saint Louis yesterday

(01:46:04):
five four and ten innings. Mike Trout had a couple
of RBIs same two teams.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
This afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
NBA Lakers got a big win versus the Rockets Lebron
with the clutch block laid in the game pon Inside.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
Mis matchup pro the Raights is the shots.

Speaker 10 (01:46:20):
Shot.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Three different Lakers had twenty points, including Dorian Finney Smith
and gave Vincent. Lakers and Warriors on Thursday, Clippers got twenty.

Speaker 10 (01:46:27):
One from Kawhi and Norman Powell.

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
They beat the Orlando Magic Yesterday Hockey tonight Sharks at
Anaheim and Jets at Crypto versus the Kings, and finally
NFL stealing headlines once again. Owners meetings happening right now.
So they had a couple announcements this morning. They're doubling
down on their Christmas Day games. Three games this Christmas,
two on Netflix and one on Amazon. NBA, you're gonna
have to get used to it. NFL now owns Christmas.

(01:46:51):
And finally, today the NFL will vote on whether or
not the tush push will be a legal play in
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 10 (01:46:57):
By the way, tush push also my search word on
the hub.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
I'm jeff.

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
I Jeff g everybody, I replied a bunch of walking
songs this morning, like Pantera walk one step closer from
Lincoln Park. I would walk five hundred run, dmccene walk
this way, the Woody s who was just you're fighting

(01:47:27):
with now SeaBASS on the on the text, Yeah, well
so we did them. Craigs's price is right. One of
the things that was up forbid was a book It's
basically liked to be a good substitute teacher, and since
Sea Bass had said at one point that he wanted
to be or was going to show how quote easy
it was to be a teacher or substitute teacher, that

(01:47:47):
he would go ahead and get certified.

Speaker 5 (01:47:49):
That passed the test flying colors easily, walking in somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
I mean, it couldn't have been easier.

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
And then somebody texted over saying, well, you know a
big deal that the substitute that's not the real test
you do, but you work on top of that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
So now you're going back and forth. What was the
grow God, that was hilarious, whereas I saw one that
that caught him the right way. So funny. By the way,
I'm not saying it's easy. I think the hardest thing
would be just dealing with other people's kids. Yeah, like
I wouldn't I certainly wouldn't want that job. No, I
wouldn't either.

Speaker 5 (01:48:20):
But I'm just because this all came about because they
were suddenly teachers became heroes out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
Yeah, and then we're like, well, that's not what we
take that, that's not what a hero is. Somebody texted
and I have to say, teaching is not an easy job.
I've been doing it for twenty three years. It's exhausting.
I challenged Sea Beasts to do a week in kindergarten
class and see how he's feeling after it, to which
Sea Beasts responded, that's a good point. He may have
trouble handling the things that any middle aged woman can do,

(01:48:50):
got them, can't even contain herself.

Speaker 4 (01:48:55):
It's just I mean that is that is a good life.

Speaker 6 (01:48:59):
Yeah, that's I'm dying. I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
It's not it's not again, I'm not saying I want
to do it. I'm not saying that.

Speaker 5 (01:49:07):
Obviously I value education, probably more than most of you
do out there.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
However, to claim.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
That it's a super tough job and or that you
are a hero for spending six hours little kids is wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:49:18):
But for you having to break down something so that
twenty seven kids of varying intelligence can understand it does
seem exhausting.

Speaker 3 (01:49:27):
Yes, we also had another question in the studio for you.
Why the need, Like when you reply to somebody, why
the need to reply in third person?

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:49:34):
Yeah, Oh, it's just I can see the bigger picture,
like I say, like, oh, it's not just me and him,
it's the the you know, like in this case, any
middle aged woman can handle the job of teaching kindergarteners.

Speaker 2 (01:49:42):
No, no, no, Like now you say, like when you
say things. When did I do that?

Speaker 4 (01:49:47):
You do it every time? Well, I mean that's every
time you've ever texted.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
An It's correct, you know, every time.

Speaker 11 (01:49:53):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
Also, I don't think it's texting that. Do they think
you have an assistant?

Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
Well, I think I think it helps. That's what I
was just saying, is it helps that. It's like it
shows that it's a larger objective point that I'm making,
not just my opinion.

Speaker 6 (01:50:06):
It's just your opinion.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
But no, it's not just my opinion. Let me explain
why instead of jumping in, uh see, this is what
you do when you teach. She is speaking of middle
aged women. So again she tried to talk back to me,
I should shuster. See that's what you mean you do
as a feminist, though you're also going to be a feminist.

Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
I love that you're rerouting the argument, but the person.

Speaker 5 (01:50:29):
The point being is that it is not just my opinion,
because my opinions are not that they are based on
the analysis of many situations as a whole. So when
I speak in third person to say no, no, it's
not just oh I feel or I think it's No. No,
the objective truth is is that.

Speaker 9 (01:50:49):
Are you saying that your opinion is valued higher than
anybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
Is because because of what I'm trying to give you reasons,
you keep on the point.

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
So much problem, And the point being is she would
never talk.

Speaker 5 (01:51:05):
To him because when people come into the text are
all emotional and they're like, oh, but I know this
and it's hard for me. It's like, no, No, I've
analyzed the situation as a whole that I'm presenting you
back with the objective fact, not just your feeling or
your opinion.

Speaker 4 (01:51:17):
Yeah, but why don't you say that?

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
That's essentially what I'm saying. You guys want to hear
about a thirteen year old girl who is certainly smarter
than Sea Bass. I'd like to thirteen year old girl.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
She has joined MENSA, she's been invited, she got invited,
Then you have to take She got invited after getting
the maximum score on the IQ test, and not only
did she score higher than Sea Bass, but she even
scored higher than Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Speaker 4 (01:51:43):
Is where she needs to fix all our problem.

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
This is where I take a umbrage with some of
these tests.

Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
Her name is Sophia Kott Curry, and she aced the
test without studying at all. Sophia wants to grow up
and pursue a career in coding, which good luck. Hey,
I is already doing that. That's impressive.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
You got to make a a perfect score on the
MENSA test, well on the IQ and IQ test. Awesome,
hopefully perfect score. Again, this is not about you get
a perfect score. See best. I don't think I'll never know.
They don't tell you. I don't think you did it either.
Pays past fail.

Speaker 5 (01:52:14):
But yeah, well, because she took it's different tests different.
There are certain tests you can like. MENSA has acceptable
tests to get into MENSA, and that's what she took.

Speaker 2 (01:52:24):
One of those.

Speaker 6 (01:52:25):
Oh I want you to take one of those.

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
That's why I'm in MENSA. I took the official MENSA No,
but he's one where you score his IQ test.

Speaker 5 (01:52:34):
If I would, I would submit to an official, actual
i Q test given by an actual third party. Of course,
I would not like my own personal therapist who's trying
to help me feel better about myself.

Speaker 4 (01:52:44):
Yeah, I don't. This is my favorite thing. It's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
How crazy is Gina is also a member of MENSA.

Speaker 4 (01:52:49):
But he can't have that because for all the time
he's been on this show. He says he's the only one,
and he's the smartest, and.

Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
He's the best, and carries his blackard.

Speaker 4 (01:52:57):
Yeah, he has no emotional intelligence, but he's he has
all the intellectual And then when somebody who comes in
who's like kind of a normy, who's like, oh yeah,
that was easy, he has to find a way to
shoot it down because he wouldn't be able to have
an identity if he didn't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:53:10):
I have I know.

Speaker 5 (01:53:12):
It's one of the dumbest people in this world. No way,
it's I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:53:17):
I enjoy it. I enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
She's being so defensive.

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
I don't feel defensive. I was explaining you quick break
more what.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
The show is next?

Speaker 5 (01:53:25):
Hang on, what do you show back in a few
You're right back.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
It's the beginning of in a new hour, insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (01:53:40):
It's Tuesday, April first, It's April Fool's Day, but no
fool in here. Nope, menace. He set off this morning
at about three am Pacific, and he's attempting to walk
all the way to Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
He's currently dealing with a homeless person apparently.

Speaker 10 (01:53:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's trying to tell me about his
family lineage.

Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
Oh, yeah, that he is. Where's he from?

Speaker 10 (01:54:02):
I think somewhere in the Bahamash.

Speaker 2 (01:54:04):
Yeah, from the Bahamas. And what brings him to Los Angeles?

Speaker 10 (01:54:08):
I don't know. I'm walking.

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
It's kept going.

Speaker 3 (01:54:12):
We did send private security with Menaces. The security guy
stepping in.

Speaker 10 (01:54:16):
Yeah, he's talking with him.

Speaker 2 (01:54:17):
Okay, that's good. Yeah, baby, oh babe, Oh damn.

Speaker 3 (01:54:23):
Yeah, it sounds ridiculous that Menace would walk thirty nine
miles for no no charity, no nothing, just to do
it long Disney.

Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
Yeah, for the love love of the game.

Speaker 14 (01:54:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54:32):
What he shot for hours takeover coming up on the
twenty first this month, and uh he he bought some
comfortable shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:54:39):
What's the name of the brand again? Hokahs hokas.

Speaker 5 (01:54:43):
So let me ask you, because we can't see on
the video screen, what color of hokah did you get, Menace.

Speaker 10 (01:54:49):
Uh, they're like a off white vanilla.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
It's gonna be quite a dusty and dirty.

Speaker 10 (01:54:56):
Yeah, believe me, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
As you said, they're very ugly shoes, which I agree with.

Speaker 3 (01:55:02):
Maybe what we do, maybe they're comfortable. Maybe after this
is all over, we can like, you know, give them
away or something to my god.

Speaker 5 (01:55:08):
Yeah, by the way, I'm watching the video screen, Menus,
you'ven't broken a sweat as far as I can tell.

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
Are you sweating?

Speaker 5 (01:55:15):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (01:55:15):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:55:16):
No, no, I'm not. Yeah, I mean I'm having some
some uh some issues. I'm on incline right now, so
I'm sure the sweat I passed by.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
You just passed Marina's Bakery and you're right next to
juice it up right now.

Speaker 4 (01:55:35):
Yeah, you need a little refreshment.

Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
And there's a seven to eleven coming up in the
next block and the next block.

Speaker 10 (01:55:41):
After that.

Speaker 2 (01:55:42):
Real time, Yeah, there's a seventy six station on the
corner on your right, correct.

Speaker 7 (01:55:46):
But yeah, yeah, for real, for real? Yeah, yeah, better
gas prices there, by the way, because I was just
on the corner. Oh uh, news report the gas like
down the street on the corner five dollars forty nine cents.

Speaker 10 (01:56:03):
How do people live?

Speaker 7 (01:56:04):
Yeah, right here at this seventy six, it's four dollars
and eighty nine cents.

Speaker 3 (01:56:08):
So so far, so far, Menace has made it twelve
miles from where he started.

Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
Yeah, wow, many miles, like five hours and twenty five minutes.
How do your knees feel?

Speaker 10 (01:56:21):
Yeah, knees feel fine.

Speaker 7 (01:56:25):
I got I think the only thing that I kindly
feel is like a slight slightly in my cheeks.

Speaker 10 (01:56:31):
But you know, my bud, she's always hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
Yeah, sure, just from sitting. He's always but heard.

Speaker 10 (01:56:36):
Yeah yeah, well yeah, my buds stay heard.

Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
Menace has say a live stream going on on our
Instagram at the wind Show on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Please give us a follow on Instagram. We're trying to
get to two hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:56:46):
Thousand followers on Instagram today with with Menace doing this
walk to Disney, so and we're we're less than fifteen
hundred or less than fifteen hundred followers away from two
hundred thousand. So if he could just also throw a
dog a bone, give him, give him a follow, make
Menace a day, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:57:04):
Yeah, check out the live stream.

Speaker 7 (01:57:06):
Also shout out to like every single city worker that's
in a truck has said what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:57:14):
Somebody asked a great question on the text saying did
gin have put an air tag on Menace?

Speaker 8 (01:57:21):
See?

Speaker 3 (01:57:21):
And that's how it works to you, this is perfect
example one on my left. No, you don't need to
give him an air tag because his phone. All five
of these phones are airtime.

Speaker 4 (01:57:29):
But what if they all die and there's another four?

Speaker 2 (01:57:38):
Now, Menace?

Speaker 3 (01:57:39):
Somebody on the text here from eight one eight says
Menace is playing in April.

Speaker 2 (01:57:45):
Fool's joke. He's not really walking, trust me?

Speaker 10 (01:57:48):
Oh trust okay?

Speaker 7 (01:57:50):
All right, Yes, I pre recorded fourteen hours at Extreme Live.

Speaker 2 (01:57:58):
That's what he told him.

Speaker 3 (01:57:58):
I said, look you can you can dream it on
our Instagram at the Woody Show. Menace has made it
to thirteen miles as of right now.

Speaker 4 (01:58:06):
Very impressive.

Speaker 3 (01:58:07):
Yeah, thirteen miles. And uh he was just passing by
a place. Let me let me find yeah, the Boil Heights.

Speaker 2 (01:58:13):
Yeah yeah, super Burger. Yeah yeah I did.

Speaker 10 (01:58:18):
Yeah, I look legit, but I ain't stopping.

Speaker 4 (01:58:20):
Have you eaten anything?

Speaker 10 (01:58:21):
What's up? What up? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
He's on Wabash Avenue in Boyle Heights.

Speaker 2 (01:58:29):
You know what I heard? They have the best tacos
according to that.

Speaker 10 (01:58:33):
I'm here for the burgers.

Speaker 2 (01:58:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
Also, he's getting ready to go past Moe's hardware. Most
hardware should be on your right hand side there in medicine.
You're walking up you to the next block. There's a
place called the Big burrito.

Speaker 10 (01:58:44):
Yeah, okay, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
I want it.

Speaker 10 (01:58:48):
Yeah yeah I did. Yeah, but another guy stopped me.
He's like, I didn't really think you were doing it.
I'm like, dude, Instagram live show.

Speaker 3 (01:58:57):
Yeah yeah, today is April for real day, yes, yeah real, Yeah,
not April Fool's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:59:02):
It's April four.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
Reels like we wanted to come up with something that
you guys would think that was not really happening.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
So I understand that. Yeah, but we're actually doing it.

Speaker 10 (01:59:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:59:12):
See that's the joke, right, is that you thought we
weren't really doing well, we're not doing anything. Menace is
doing everything. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:59:18):
Yeah. Is it hard to know how comfortable we are
right now?

Speaker 10 (01:59:22):
No, I've been enjoying the sights and the sounds, and.

Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
I didn't want to say, Menace, you can you can
come in a little bit later tomorrow. Oh okay, Yeah, well,
well we work all that out off their the details,
but like, yeah, there's no no real reason to get here.

Speaker 10 (01:59:38):
At two o'clock, okay, because I was like.

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
Just to come in at regular time that would be
such a bick move.

Speaker 10 (01:59:44):
Yeah, I still got to figure out how can we
get home.

Speaker 2 (01:59:49):
I'm sure we can figure out well, the street teams
with you, are they not.

Speaker 10 (01:59:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:59:52):
Yeah, so they can give you a right back because
they're gonna be with you the whole time.

Speaker 10 (01:59:56):
Just right back, definitely. I want to go in the
park for a little bit. I don't want them sit around.

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
Yeah, do you think the park? What time?

Speaker 3 (02:00:02):
Well, you're half almost not really half almost halfway there
now see twenty six. Oh no you're not, You're you're
not quite halfway there. It's thirty nine miles. Mena started
walking from the Disney studio lot here in Burbank at
three o'clock this morning. Amazing, and he's made it the
boil Heights so far. He's walking all the way to Disneyland.

(02:00:23):
So like in seven mile be halfway?

Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
Yeah, everything, A bunch of songs, A lot of suggestions
on the text too. This is getting a lot off
the reservation for walking on Sunshine.

Speaker 8 (02:00:34):
I used to be.

Speaker 10 (02:00:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
as a memory A little man. Just before I add
all these screenshots flashed before.

Speaker 6 (02:00:45):
Matt, this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:00:47):
All right, we're back and we have Menace who's out
on the streets right now.

Speaker 3 (02:00:52):
He left about three o'clock this morning Pacific time, and
he started at the Disney lot in the studio a
lot in Burbank, and he's walking this morning, no joke, April,
no fools, April for real's days. And he's walking to
the gates of Disneyland in Anaheim, and so many people

(02:01:12):
are stopping by and saying like, oh, dude, I didn't
really think you were doing it, but we've been given
out like his location and stuff, and people. Yeah, sure
on you can watch on the live stream at the
Woody Show on Instagram. And so Menace is I'm gonna
look up how many miles you've gone so far? Let's
see Menas has gone. I gotta put for walking in here. Okay,

(02:01:37):
so he's gone fourteen miles.

Speaker 10 (02:01:40):
Yeah, so fur.

Speaker 3 (02:01:43):
Six hours, six hours, fourteen miles. How's your pace going?

Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
Ah?

Speaker 10 (02:01:49):
Good, good so far? And I'm getting a nice breeze now.

Speaker 7 (02:01:51):
I was getting sorry for a second, but some listeners
stopped here in Boyle Heights and they brought me some sunscreens.

Speaker 2 (02:01:58):
So yeah, but sensitive nos.

Speaker 10 (02:02:01):
Guess who else I found right here? Randy of the
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
Randy, Randy is there? Randy does he lives? I don't.

Speaker 16 (02:02:12):
But I triangulated his exact geolocation by tracing the sky,
and we're also circling the block block a thousand times.
He's going, he's going strong. There is we got Randy's music.

Speaker 5 (02:02:25):
Even so, it's fourteen miles over sud hours. That's two
point three miles an hours. That's that's a sleigh, that's
leisurely walk. It's like fourteen cameras strapped on here faster than.

Speaker 2 (02:02:36):
Right, and he is one of burn himself ound.

Speaker 3 (02:02:39):
So you left the NFL, right, Randy, I mean you
work well, not as a player, Okay, for those who
don't know, Randy, Randy was part of the show for
for many years. And then how many years ago did
you take the job of the NFL Around around three years?
Three years ago? Sorry, I formally retired from the NFL.
So yeah, so now he's now he's working for a
different company. He saw Tupperware. What's he doing?

Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
No, No, he's he's still working in the in media.
He's got a really good get.

Speaker 3 (02:03:04):
And you're doing like a bunch of digital and podcast stuff, right, Yeah,
that's where.

Speaker 16 (02:03:08):
I'm doing a bunch of podcasting and digital stuff over
here in uh in la. So I'm having lots of fun.
Miss you guys, think about you guys all the time.
Want to root on menace, I.

Speaker 2 (02:03:18):
Tell you what, Like, Randy's always been a good egg.

Speaker 11 (02:03:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:03:20):
Yeah, it's a shame that that Gina never got a
chance to be Randy. But it'll have to be at one.

Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
Of our guests.

Speaker 4 (02:03:26):
Randy, I've only heard good things about you, and they
talk ish and they don't talk it about you.

Speaker 5 (02:03:31):
What does Randy think about his replacement Morgan?

Speaker 10 (02:03:34):
What do you think you need to replace it?

Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
He likes Morgan a lot. Yeah, yeah, he loves it.

Speaker 10 (02:03:37):
I also found some what show listeners. Okay, what's up?
What's your name? What are you from?

Speaker 2 (02:03:42):
My name is Steven, This is Alex. We're from Boyle
Heights file here. Yeah all right, Well.

Speaker 10 (02:03:47):
Hey, he's so much for tracking me down and bringing
me that sunscreen.

Speaker 2 (02:03:50):
Sun Yeah the sunscreen. You didn't bring sunscreen. That's so nice.

Speaker 10 (02:03:55):
I thought it would be overcast and cold.

Speaker 5 (02:03:58):
I also had I noticed that a little while he's
I thought it was like my mom, like, he's not
wearing a wearing Yeah, thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (02:04:05):
Yeah, how's that anti chafing lotion going?

Speaker 1 (02:04:08):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (02:04:08):
It's going great. I'm taking more photos with listeners. Hello,
what's up? What's your name? What's up, Keith?

Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
What's up?

Speaker 10 (02:04:15):
Where are you from? Keith?

Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
Anah? Following you on it.

Speaker 10 (02:04:19):
Came up to get you. Thanks, Doug. I appreciate it.
I'm gonna refuse your ride, though. People can keep on
washing on our Instagram.

Speaker 3 (02:04:27):
Yeah, you've got You've gotten a lot of because you said, like,
I'm not sure how I'm gonna get back once you
get down to Disney.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
But he said he wants to go into the park
for a little bit at least, like he walked all
the way there walking.

Speaker 4 (02:04:39):
Yeah, And it sounds like people are, yeah, let me
give you a lift. Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (02:04:45):
That's me.

Speaker 10 (02:04:47):
I don't wanna. All right, guys, I'm gonna leave Randy
and our listeners here. I'm gonna keep on walking. I
don't want to talk down too well.

Speaker 2 (02:04:53):
Yeah, don't stop. They should be walking with you. Yeah, yeah,
you know, try to.

Speaker 6 (02:04:58):
They were just standing there and.

Speaker 10 (02:04:59):
You got yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:05:00):
And again I'm picturing.

Speaker 9 (02:05:03):
Ye's supposed to be a Forrest Gump situation.

Speaker 6 (02:05:04):
They just keep going with you.

Speaker 2 (02:05:06):
That's exactly what I'm picturing. I'm picturing. I remember in
Forrest Gump when when he started running, all of a
sudden it became a movement and people started running with him.

Speaker 10 (02:05:15):
Well, we were in there, they're in their cars and stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:05:18):
Yeah. Yeah, Randy's an anchor. Yeah he's dead. Waits Yeah,
he's a human anchor. That yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:05:27):
Uh a question from Tim Martinez. Yeah, so he wants
to know is there an over under bet on your
time of arrival?

Speaker 2 (02:05:36):
That's a good question. So it's it's it's currently nine
after nine.

Speaker 5 (02:05:44):
Uh, and he's he's pacing at two point three miles
an hour, okay, and he's gone me go back to
which will be seventeen.

Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
So it's he's up from fifteen to seventeen.

Speaker 5 (02:05:52):
Yeah, the win, you're gonna have to do this map.
I mean, that's eight o'clock right now. If he keeps there, stop,
there's no more.

Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
He's a fourteen miles, he's not even and you're on
a Oh okay, never mind that. This is give me
a little bit different.

Speaker 5 (02:06:10):
And he hasn't taken a break yet, right, No, no
real breaks right now?

Speaker 14 (02:06:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:06:13):
No?

Speaker 9 (02:06:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:06:13):
No, what about a bathroom break?

Speaker 7 (02:06:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:06:16):
Really yeah, no peing it either, that's going to happen eventually,
that's yeah, for sure. Hmm.

Speaker 10 (02:06:22):
I'm thinking like maybe Citadel outlets. Oh, trying to make
it there.

Speaker 4 (02:06:26):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (02:06:26):
Are you planning stopping to eat?

Speaker 16 (02:06:30):
You should know.

Speaker 2 (02:06:31):
I mean he can eat on the run. He always
eats on the run.

Speaker 5 (02:06:32):
If there's one if there's one meal, one talent Menace has,
it's yea moving.

Speaker 2 (02:06:38):
Yes for sure. Yeah, he's really good at eating on
the move.

Speaker 5 (02:06:41):
He doesn't waste roads snacks people. Yeah, can I make
you an offer?

Speaker 3 (02:06:46):
Yeah, this might be the perfect time for this, Like
if I set you up and paid for in full
with tip a massage? Good idea, Like don't you think
that would be of all the times like after doing
something like this, because man, you are going to be
hurt and not tomorrow, it's gonna be It's going to
be Thursday that he really feels it.

Speaker 7 (02:07:07):
Yeah, second massages is mad weird, and you're pushing it
on me is mad weird.

Speaker 10 (02:07:13):
As well, And I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 4 (02:07:15):
It's not a it's not a happy ending.

Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
I thought that was a really nice offer.

Speaker 3 (02:07:18):
It was so appropriate for the situation because if there
would be a time to try, because Menace has never
once gotten a massage.

Speaker 10 (02:07:25):
And give me some icy hot or something.

Speaker 4 (02:07:28):
Yeah, just give.

Speaker 2 (02:07:31):
Pushing this massage.

Speaker 10 (02:07:33):
Yeah, big massage, always pushing it. Tiger bomb.

Speaker 14 (02:07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:07:38):
Oh wait, what's that one? That's the green label MAO
free bio freeze.

Speaker 2 (02:07:44):
I haven't smelled, how about you? Yeah? Just yeah, I
don't know. I mean in this situation, it would be perfect.
That's what I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:07:52):
This is exactly what it's.

Speaker 5 (02:07:53):
Yeah, he's especially once he stops moving. I saw people
who were done with the marathon a week or two ago,
and they were just hobbled in the back.

Speaker 4 (02:08:00):
After you finished the marathon, there's tons of massage tables,
like that's normal.

Speaker 2 (02:08:04):
Why why he pushed the massage?

Speaker 14 (02:08:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:08:06):
I just mad, totally normal.

Speaker 4 (02:08:11):
You were all clothed.

Speaker 2 (02:08:12):
So what do we put the over under on?

Speaker 5 (02:08:14):
It's gonna be eight pm at this page eight pm,
I will say, over, give me the over Yeah, he's
not gonna.

Speaker 2 (02:08:19):
Get faster oak yeah, over thinking yeah definitely like nine third.
I was thinking like tennish yeah, Sammy thinking about nine Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:08:30):
Now bored, do you have any any guesses? I mean,
you're a guy who likes exercise.

Speaker 13 (02:08:35):
Keeping at that pace, I mean, if he stops, maybe
takes a breather, pe break or two and social media
and taking photos ten o'clock.

Speaker 3 (02:08:44):
Ten o'clock all right. And by the way, Bort offered
to give you a ride in tomorrow. He's gonna he's
gonna get here super early though, yeah, and get some
stuff remote.

Speaker 4 (02:08:54):
And if it wasn't sexual enough for us trying to
get you massaged, Bort wants you to sleep.

Speaker 2 (02:08:58):
Over yeah, yeah, where he will light your road with
a mouth party. Cool.

Speaker 4 (02:09:06):
He's gonna lose so much weight, can give you a
ride tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:09:09):
All right.

Speaker 3 (02:09:10):
We'll be checking in with Medice again as he's again
walking thirty nine miles.

Speaker 2 (02:09:13):
Well not anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:09:14):
He's already gone quite the distance fourteen miles awesome since
three o'clock this morning, and he's trying to make his
way all the way to Disneyland. Sit tight, marn next
the show the show, Ohney traffic sucks.

Speaker 2 (02:09:45):
I guess we're doing traffic.

Speaker 3 (02:09:48):
Don't know.

Speaker 14 (02:09:50):
There is.

Speaker 2 (02:09:53):
I'm not sure what happened.

Speaker 3 (02:09:56):
Bort's working on if you can hear us, Bort's uh
sports working on it in the day.

Speaker 2 (02:10:02):
Yep?

Speaker 10 (02:10:03):
Is that is that?

Speaker 14 (02:10:04):
Ryan?

Speaker 2 (02:10:05):
Oh? There?

Speaker 3 (02:10:05):
We gos right, Okay, that that sounds that sounds right,
all right? Where are we at traffic?

Speaker 2 (02:10:10):
I think so there's so many moving pieces, you know. Yeah, yeah,
I blame Menace, all right, good, Yeah, it's all MENACE's fault. Yeah,
it's called menaces fault.

Speaker 16 (02:10:20):
Well.

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Speaker 3 (02:10:55):
I'm not sure if Menace can hear us? I add
another question for Menace. I'm not sure if you might
be talking to listeners.

Speaker 2 (02:11:04):
What does he did? Did you? Uh? Did he? Is
he still walking? Well, no, he's still walking.

Speaker 6 (02:11:09):
Yeah, I was texting with him.

Speaker 2 (02:11:12):
Yeah, oh he dropped out.

Speaker 4 (02:11:17):
He's talking to some and not.

Speaker 2 (02:11:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:11:19):
Hey, now we got you on the phone, like for
whatever reason, it dropped out on the oh no oh
no yeah. My quick question from the text Menace blood,
Uh did you do any kind of training for this?

Speaker 10 (02:11:32):
I mean I've been walking my whole life.

Speaker 2 (02:11:35):
He knows how to walk, but nothing, no specific like
you knew, like what a week that we were going
to do this.

Speaker 10 (02:11:41):
I don't know if you yeah, no, no, no, no,
I just like kind of like look things up. And
I mean I tried compared to the amount of walking
that I do, that I'm successful, which would be like
all day, yeah it would. It's like that's at.

Speaker 2 (02:11:57):
Least half medice. Can you look?

Speaker 3 (02:12:00):
Can you look up and look on your health app?
See how many steps are you up to right now?
And I would say the music festivals way less than
Oh I got to speak the alright, all right, yeah, yeah,
we'll figure out the app. We'll figure out the connection.

Speaker 10 (02:12:18):
Okay, Health.

Speaker 7 (02:12:23):
Continue, continue, continue, continue like I never opened it.

Speaker 2 (02:12:31):
Tracks.

Speaker 4 (02:12:35):
Yeah, it should have it should be yeah, whether you
like it or not.

Speaker 10 (02:12:41):
She cycle tracking.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:12:44):
On the health app, it'll say Gina, help mount here.
On mine, it says like I've done four steps today.

Speaker 4 (02:12:52):
To summary, they go to summary and it should say steps,
and then you should say steps.

Speaker 11 (02:12:59):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (02:13:00):
Are you on the Apple You're on the right, yeah,
be right there on summary.

Speaker 10 (02:13:06):
No, man, just phone my apple phone is give me problems.

Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
Like all day yet all right?

Speaker 10 (02:13:13):
Who cares about the steps?

Speaker 2 (02:13:14):
Yeah? Uh yeah? And how are you feeling?

Speaker 10 (02:13:18):
I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (02:13:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:13:20):
Some of the you look concerned. Eight one eight says
you look beat as.

Speaker 17 (02:13:23):
F Oh yeah, I mean the the front facing cameras
are not that great right now on, especially when the
sun's beating down on me.

Speaker 2 (02:13:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13:34):
All right, Well we will continue to uh to keep
an eye on you, and uh well we'll check back,
we'll get up, we'll get dialed back up.

Speaker 2 (02:13:41):
So we have to do this far.

Speaker 10 (02:13:44):
This is.

Speaker 2 (02:13:47):
It as bad like a boom boom, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:13:50):
I mistakenly said about fifteen minutes ago that within the
next fifteen minutes would have some Disney takeover tickets. Yeah,
and I apologize because I meant fifty. But you know what,
let's give him away. Oh, they are just being we'll
do it, we'll do it now, and we'll do it
again right around nine fifty. Okay, and we're getting crazy.

(02:14:11):
I mean, Menace is walking to Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (02:14:13):
That's nuts. That's pretty wild.

Speaker 4 (02:14:15):
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (02:14:16):
Yeah, all right, So here we are nine thirty nine.
Menace is uh, well, let's see, let me get the
let me get the latest on his mileage.

Speaker 10 (02:14:24):
Yeah, I'm by some cemetery.

Speaker 2 (02:14:26):
Yeah, eight seven by the way, call her ninety eight.
Oh yeah, I see. It's a man, it's a big cemetery.
It's the I'm not sure what doesn't say what cemetery
that is.

Speaker 7 (02:14:37):
It's huge though.

Speaker 2 (02:14:38):
It just has Los Angeles Funeral Home. Oh, cemeteries and mortuaries. Yeah.
East LA is where he's at right now. And he
is right along the cemetery on the west side of
the cemetery on South Downy Road. Yeah, just walking through
the walking through the neighborhood right now, approaching Woody or Boulevard.

(02:15:01):
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (02:15:01):
Uh, Menace has gone since leaving at three am this morning.
He's gone fifteen miles.

Speaker 4 (02:15:08):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:15:09):
Rule, So fifteen miles out of thirty nine miles. He's
walking to Disneyland today.

Speaker 2 (02:15:15):
Yeah, so then I think my guess of ten pm
is pretty a great. Yeah, he's gotta keeping This is
so impressive, Menace. I'm just in Audi Lord.

Speaker 10 (02:15:24):
Yeah, you can watch it live on our Instagram. This
is not a joke.

Speaker 2 (02:15:29):
Yeah, I know it's April Fools, but yeah, this is
not a not a joke. It's weird. All I'm thinking
about now is like I'm going to go through the
rest of my day, going to make dinner at some point.
All I'm thinking about is my nap gonna get rid of. Yeah,
take a nap, and Menace will still be walking, I know.

Speaker 10 (02:15:45):
Wake up and then you look at Instagram and just
still be walking.

Speaker 2 (02:15:49):
Oh no, by the way, please give us a follow
on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (02:15:53):
Menace was trying to get to two hundred thousand followers
by ten o'clock this morning. I think if we do,
if we get that by the end of the day,
I think that's that's fair. Yeah, I think that's good.
I'm not even sure what we're up to. Some of
you guys are just down right lazy about that.

Speaker 2 (02:16:09):
Let me see you tell about it. I know right,
you would think it costs money sometimes.

Speaker 5 (02:16:16):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:16:16):
All right, we are at one hundred and ninety eight thousand,
six hundred and twenty seven. All right, all right, so
we can we can make that happen.

Speaker 2 (02:16:25):
And mate, how about how about an instant request?

Speaker 8 (02:16:27):
What what?

Speaker 2 (02:16:28):
What song? Did you want?

Speaker 10 (02:16:29):
I don't know if you have it though, I mean,
I'm right by a cemetery, I'm walking. I was walking
with a ghosts I'm walking with the ghost by taking
in Sarah.

Speaker 2 (02:16:39):
That would be perfect. I'm sorry we don't have it.
I think he's lying just for you, little buddy. Let's
keep it going. It is the Woody Show, sensitivity training
for a politically correct world show. I don't care about

(02:17:01):
your feelings.

Speaker 3 (02:17:03):
All right, Well that's gonna do it for Tuesday morning.
See April fools Day. Menace is still on the streets.
He will be for a while, a long while. Started
this morning at three o'clock walking from the Disney lot

(02:17:24):
in Burbank, and he's walking the thirty nine miles to Disneyland.

Speaker 4 (02:17:31):
Yeah, yes, it's depressive.

Speaker 2 (02:17:33):
It's very impressive. Medical want to do it?

Speaker 3 (02:17:36):
Yeah, he's talked about this actually for like the last
couple of years. We figured like, all right, well, what
can we do that will sound like it would be
an April fool's joke.

Speaker 2 (02:17:43):
There's no way that medicine is doing that. It's April
for reels.

Speaker 3 (02:17:46):
And you can follow his adventure on our social media
at the Woody Show. He's gonna be posting on our
on our Instagram, our stories, He's gonna be checking in
throughout the day and so make yeah live streams. He'll
have it all going on as he makes his way
to Disney, because you know, we got the after hours
takeover coming up. On the twenty first, we could say
of this month, I know, so that's fun. Uh, I'm medister,

(02:18:10):
you're coming in tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (02:18:11):
Are you gonna get right wheel?

Speaker 10 (02:18:13):
Then I'm gonna try. I have meetings so I try to.

Speaker 2 (02:18:16):
Make him yeah, and if he doesn't drop dead, but yeah,
So follow along on our on our social media at
the Woody Show, Yes, menace, So.

Speaker 10 (02:18:26):
I say, happ happy anniversary once again?

Speaker 2 (02:18:29):
Oh yes to who to us?

Speaker 3 (02:18:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:18:32):
On the twenty first, Oh no, no, today was the oh.

Speaker 10 (02:18:37):
That's right up?

Speaker 2 (02:18:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:18:38):
Oh we got fired right Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:18:40):
Years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:18:40):
We got fired on an April first and all the
listeners thought it was a joke, but no, for reals,
we got sea that was.

Speaker 2 (02:18:48):
That was another April for reals.

Speaker 10 (02:18:51):
It's another part of why I'm doing this. Yeah, I
forgot about it.

Speaker 2 (02:18:54):
Yeah I did remember. It was a big day night
or something.

Speaker 16 (02:18:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:18:58):
It was the worst day of Greig's life pretty much.

Speaker 3 (02:19:01):
Yeah, all right, Uh, anyway, coming up for you tomorrow,
we have well, you know, more of the same.

Speaker 2 (02:19:06):
I don't even know what we're doing tomorrow. I've been
so caught up in this whole Menace thing.

Speaker 3 (02:19:10):
If you missed anything on the show This Morning Full
Show podcast, also the fifteen to thirty minute Highlight podcast
that's available on the podcast platform of your choice or
by going to the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (02:19:20):
Whatever it is we have free tomorrow, We're gonna have
uh and uh, oh, I know what we were gonna do,
see if medics is alive.

Speaker 3 (02:19:26):
No, we were gonna do Morgan's bush Er Bear. Oh good, yeah,
around the busher Bear tomorrow. Anything you got for us
in the meantime, you can leave on the after hours
voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty four. Woody eight seven,
seven forty four Woody Yep, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please.

Speaker 2 (02:19:42):
Yeah, after so many years of getting up at the
crack of dawn, you too can be like us fluent
in bird. I'm not sure I'm getting.

Speaker 10 (02:19:52):
Like, yeah, I got it, okay, Yeah, sweet baby?

Speaker 2 (02:19:57):
Well menace got that blood going through shark really Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:20:01):
I knew right away what you're talking about. Greg. Yeah,
we talked to them birds speak every morning.

Speaker 2 (02:20:06):
Yes, we talked to him the ones.

Speaker 7 (02:20:09):
Yeah, and he was like, I talked to this bird
this morning and he was like, what are you doing.
I was like, all going to work. He's like, I'm
out getting these worms?

Speaker 2 (02:20:16):
Ye are you Okay?

Speaker 10 (02:20:21):
I'm hot right now?

Speaker 3 (02:20:22):
For all those jokes and more again live streaming today,
I feel you on our social media at the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:20:31):
All right, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (02:20:32):
Greg Gory here, Thank you so much for giving the
Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here
on Wednesday. Have a great day.

Speaker 2 (02:20:44):
S M D double M.

Speaker 10 (02:20:45):
I quit this bitch.