FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 11th 2025 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program
listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody goes everybody.
Today is April the eleventh, twenty twenty five, and it
looks to be a Friday morning. Yeah, yeah, yes, indeed,

(01:03):
now it is official. It's an official Friday morning. It
is the Woody Show. Thank you so much for being here.
My name is Woody. That's great, gorywood Menace is here. Hi.
Everybody got Gina Grant Sea Bass, You got Sammy Fort
and Menji. They're holding things down the Woody Show production department.
There is Morgan, she's our associate producer. Vaughan is here.

(01:26):
We are on an emotional top.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hey, it is Friday morning. It is the Woody Show.
Phones are open eight seven seven four Wooding can hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. We had that report the other day about
some things that have been left behind, like Uber does
that report every year about things that were left behind

(01:48):
in ubers. Oh yeah, swords and stuff and have you
heard this this unclean baggage? Yeah, I actually bought things off.
They have a website. They have a website stuff. Yeah,
I saw something on TV about the moment. There's an
actual store somewhere. It's kind of like a good will
looking place. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
There's like a little mini documentary about it on Hulu.
Maybe that's what I watched.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, so this place when people don't pick up their
you know, lost luggage after a certain amount of time,
m it can go to these different places. So one
of the plays Unclaimed Baggage. They just buy a bunch
of you know, neglected bags from the different airlines and
then they search through them. They donate stuff that recycle
some things, they sell those items at their store. It's oh,

(02:31):
I just like it. Scottsboro, Alabama is where their store is.
And every year they have their annual report, their found Report,
the most common, unusual, most valuable things discovered in the
lost or abandoned luggage from people over the last years,
and they say that airlines handled a record breaking number
of check bags last year in twenty twenty four, only
a very small percentage point zero five to be exact,

(02:55):
were lost and ended up unclaimed. Okay, so you may
get lay on your bag, but as far as it
going missing and lost forever or end up unclaimed point
zero five percent of all the bags. Some of last
year's most fascinating and unexpected fines include freeze dried chicken feet,
a movie script from The Goonies which love that. That's cool,

(03:20):
it's just a copy, or like, I don't know, was
this like one of the actual scripts from the movie
Who Knows? A toilet seat. I don't know why you'd
be traveling around that, or maybe it's like a little
one of those little kid toilet seats as you're okay,
probably Yeah. A glass eye. Nice. Have you ever seen
somebody with a glass eye? Take it out? No, No,
I would that. I wasn't waiting for them to do it.

(03:43):
They just did it. Oh hey, check it out. It
seems so painful. A teeth dazzling kit classy. Oh yeah.
A full sheet of uncut two dollars bills because he
does that, he buys those. Yeah. Yeah. A letter signed
by Eleanor Roosevelt from nineteen forty four. That's cool, he

(04:08):
was alive then. And then a Chanel tweed coat, a
tweed coat dress worth ninety six hundred bucks. Yeah, they
had that. That's some other value for some other valuable stuff.
A thirty nine thousand dollars diamond ring, my Godez, A
ten thousand dollars Louis Vton suitcase, Lucky, A fourteen thousand

(04:30):
dollars M eleven rangefinder camera Okay, I don't know what
that is. And then this camera's at a nice camera
I guess, right, is that like one of those professional
professional cameras. Probably yeah, range the camera, yeah, but range
camera type an M eleven.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
That's like an old tiny one.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, so there you go. That's why it's expensive. And
then a twenty thousand dollars eighteen carrot gold Rolex watch. God.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
God.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Not the most common items underwear, pants, books, shoes they said, uh,
men's size eleven Nikes are the most common lost shoe. Yeah,
and then iPhones. Of course.

Speaker 8 (05:13):
I just looked up this camera that you're talking about.
It looks so insignificant, I know, yet so expensive.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's just because it's old. It looks old timey. Yeah,
you know.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
The Hulu show on this they they found a car
once and escalade from a pro player who just left
it at the airport because he got traded, so he
just he has.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Left it there. They have a lot of lost cars. Yeah,
I know, like the Pittsburgh Airport they do their own
they do an auction every year. Yeah, you know, the
stuff that gets lost, and yeah, they a lot of these.
They will try, like this unclean baggage place, they'll try
to find the original owner and then when they don't,
they can't track them. They have almost like luggage CSI. Yeah,

(05:53):
they do. It's a whole the investigative department. But yeah,
it's pretty cool Unclaim baggage. Looking up online, you can
find some some pretty crazy stuff on there, and that
documentary on Hulu. On the show today, DUYQ, it's our
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Fail stories. The big goal today is to get through
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(06:16):
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another new hour in sensitivity Training for a politically correct world.
It is April the eleventh, twenty twenty five. It is
Friday morning flight.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Nice? Oh my god, am I sided? I can't wait
too sleep?

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh really you got like the vibes. I'm going flying today.
I am flying today. Okay. See that's yeah, that's what
I was picking. I'm I'm flying after work and then
I'm going home and then I'm shutting it down. Okay,
all right. Yeah, my wife and Gina are going out
to dinner tonight. They're gonna they're gonna less out Greg.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
I'm taking my girl out for a little day.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, drinking.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
Yeah, see what happens.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I mean she's taking her downtown. Yeah, they're gonna they're
gonna eat at the y. Yeah. The only think on
the media is clam a good clown. No, my wife's
birthdays next week, so it's like my girl up for
birth Yeah, because it's like, oh, I'm gonna get your
wipe something for her birthday. What do you think that
she would like? I'm like, Sterley, Yeah, just get more stuff.

(07:30):
She loves to socialize with, you know, girlfriends and stuff.
It's just like meet up for launch or a dinner.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
We're doing a romantic day a wicked tier.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, anyway, that's great gory there's Menace. What is up?
We've got Gina Grass. Good morning, Sea Mass, there's Sammy Morning.
Phones are open. Morgan's taking your calls at eight seven
seven forty four. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. We got the g
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contest or chance to win a prize on this Friday
morning is we do whatever we can get through the

(07:59):
morning and in you the weekend as quickly as possible.
I'm gonna start with my own fail story. Okay, all right, So,
as you know, last couple of days, Menace and I
we're doing the show from Dallas. We were there for
some business stuff and meetings and things, and Menace bounced
out early on an earlier flight because he had to
get back for an event that he had yesterday afternoon,

(08:21):
which was great. It was awesome. Thank everybody showed up
for that huge And then you know, I finished up
with all the stuff that we had to do and
got my stuff all packed up and had another meeting
or two before I left the building, and I go downstairs.
They're at the radio station. I go to the garage
and I pop the trunk to the super sweet Chevy
Malibu rental that I had.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Yeh, yeah, it was hard to beat off all the
talk about.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
A Yeah, we had to beat the bitches off of
the stick. It was insane anyway. So I had all
my stuff. You know, you've been on these you know,
remote broadcast things where it's like, I had all this,
I got the keys in my hand, I got and
so I had to put like some stuff into my
roller bag, you know, carry on, and so I got
everything organized. I'm like, man, this is great. I've got

(09:08):
plenty of time. First of all, the flight was delayed
by about forty minutes naturally, which after what happened, and
you know, damn it, Stanley. Stanley never made it from
the office, but we made it. We made it work.
This time. It's like, man, this is gonna be another
creeping delay, damn it. But so far, so good. This

(09:28):
one delay seems to be this is gonna be it.
I'm gonna have plenty of time to get to the airport.
So I'm like, oh, it's a nice day. Take my
jacket off, put it in the trunk, close the trunk,
go to get in the driver's side door. It's locked.
I go, oh, you know what, because when I had
all the stuff in my hands, I put my keys
in my pocket of my jacket that I still had on.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Right, it happened.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
So I go back to the trunk. Trunk's not opening.
Oh no, everything I have is in the trunk, including
the goddamn keys. Okay, I unlocked. I unlocked the car. Okay,
it's crappy, stupid Chevy Malibu. And now nothing's opening, and
there's no key lock. Because I think maybe I can
call locks man. You know, there's no key lock for

(10:09):
the trunk. It's just a button.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
Yeah, just at push thing.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
So I call Triple A. Now, shout out to Triple
A because I'm a Triple A member. They were there
within ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
So now that everything's locked in this car, and I'm thinking,
damn it, now I'm gonna miss this flight, right, but no,
they shut up within ten minutes. I'm like, because I
had plenty of time. He gets the door open, the
driver's side door, and this thing screaming woo because it
thinks it's being stolen. As if anybody would ever want
to steal a Chevy Malibu, especially an all white one.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, the s anyway, So we get the door open,
but because the alarm goes off, it disables any of
the buttons in the car, meaning like the lock unlocked feature.
So I can't hit unlocked to unlock the trunk because
it thinks it's being stolen. Oh okay, So now the
triple A guy and I two fat dudes crawling all
over this car looking for the trunk release inside the car.

(11:06):
Usually it's by, you know, maybe to the left of
the steering wheel, around the door somewhere. So oh, pop
the trunk so I can put the Chevy Malibu does
not offer that feature.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Is that true?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
It is true.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
I think newer cars are like that, right.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, most cars have the But this is just because
it's a cheap, crappy Chevy Malibu at this card. Oh
it sucks that that car blows, so what the hell?
So anyway, he's like, well, let's you know, I'm sure
the seats fall down. I'm like, yeah, good thought, and
we can go on through that. That's what I was thinking.
So we're looking looking all over the place. There is

(11:42):
no button to lower the seats. What no car, This
is a real car, as you say, No way, I
lived it Okay, no way, no way. So there is
a button to put those seats down. Guess where that
is in the trunk. In the trunk. So we're now

(12:03):
missing my flight. It's because it's taking forever. We're on YouTube,
we're looking up videos. Oh my god, I'm calling the
rental car company. Go, look, do you guys have like
the extra set of keys? Like, I'm sure this happens, right,
especially because this is what the car does. Yeah, yeah,
and I thought about that. Yeah, just open yeah, let
me get like some street hoodlum. Yeah, and hey pop

(12:24):
this trunk.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
The car insurance you can towards that thing.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
So anyway, call the rental car company like, oh well,
let me check and see if we have the extra set.
They call me back, they go, well, actually you have
the extra set because the other original set was lost.
Oh so we're only working with the only set of keys.
Is So what the rental car company tells me to do? Well,
why don't you have it towed to a Chevy dealership.

(12:48):
I'm sure if they have a way, I'm like, wait
a minute, this is your car.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I said, there's no way to blah blah blah blah blah,
and she's like, you know, you can just leave it
there and just get your uber whatever to the airport
and we'll come figure it out. I go, no, No,
all my stuff is in the trunk. Yeah. So anyway,
shout out again to the Triple A guy. He found
some other like hack video and this is truly a

(13:14):
hack because it's not meant to do this. Where he
borrowed this big long screwdriver from the building maintenance guy
where we were, and we jammed it down in between
you know that shelf that's on the you know, the
back windshield where people will put stuffed animals and stuff.
They're really classic. Yeah, yeah, box stuff this flat you

(13:35):
know this uh flathead screwdriver down in between where that
shelf ends in the beginning of the seats. And I'm
pulling back on the seats as if we're going to
try to, you know, tear the upholstery out this thing,
just so he can see down there. He goes, they're
supposed to be hold on, there's a thing here.

Speaker 10 (13:49):
Hold.

Speaker 11 (13:50):
Let mean, according to the video, okay, hold it, hold it,
don't don't don't know anything on the kind of three
I'm gonna push forty five degrees to the left, and
you got to pull at the same time as I've push.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
All right, man, I go, all right, man, let's do it.
Does it? He? We get this, We get the seat
to fold down. Two fat guys sweating in the back
of a Malibu. Yeah, yes, we're high diving. We're high
fiving the whole thing. Anyway, miss my flight go to

(14:22):
reschedule on a different flight, and of course they say,
well it's you can't do this online, you have to
do it in person at the airport. I had that
ye last flight. Get to the airport, stand in a
forty minute line just to get to a person at
the desk who can help me. And of course they
get up there and they say, I'm sorry, but the flight's.
The earliest I can get you on a flight is

(14:43):
eight thirty five and a half hours later. I'm like,
you gotta be kidding me. So is that what you did?
Huh you took that eight thirty flight?

Speaker 12 (14:53):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
No, I surely didn't. But my stress level was through
the bit. I'm in this garage, I'm yelling and screaming
like a crazy person at this Chevy Malibu.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
And I'm pissed at the car rental place because they
seem to be no. Oh, this is the other well
from the beginning, From the beginning, the car rental place
was a nightmare. Yeah, I called to make a reservation because,
as you know, going out, our flight was for Cocta
right right, and so we ended up going to a
different airport. So I canceled my original reservation. I rented
from the place that was at the location we were arriving. Yeah,

(15:30):
and I like, okay, I thought it was weird. I
wasn't getting a confirmation email, so I called just to
make sure they go, Yeah, you know, I don't have
anything here for you. After I already made the reservation
five minutes earlier on the phone with somebody at that
same number, I just called so that I made another one. Well,
I can help you out, don't worry about it. I go, okay, cool,
I'll send it the reservation the confirmation. Cool didn't get

(15:52):
that one either. I'm thinking, is there a problem looking
at the spam looking at it. So where we were
flying out of had this same car company. I'm not
going to mention them because they ended up being pretty
nice later after the fact. But anyway, so I go
up to the desk and hey, two emails now, two
different reservations. Never ended with you guys before. Didn't get
this confirmation email? Can you look it up? He can't

(16:12):
find it either. He goes, I'll help you out. O. No,
So there are times of charms. Gets it? Fine? Okay,
here you go. I did get the confirmation email. We arrive,
I go to the desk to get it, and they go,
I don't have anything here under your name. I go,
are you fing kidding me? You and rental cars? Yes? Right? Anyway,
so we get they finally, oh wait, wait, wait, hold on,

(16:34):
somebody remembers they look under a counter and it's like
some staple together piece of paper. Anyway, we get the
super sweet Chevy Malibu and off we go, returning this
thing to the airport. Because it's a smaller rental car company.
I go, well, I'm able to drop this off here.
I'm paying you a fifty dollars surcharge to drop it
off here where at? I exactly what I go about

(16:55):
doing that?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
They go, oh, well, you go to the second deck
of the parking structure at the rental car return facility.
You pull into avis you'll see a return key box.
Uh there, and just drop it there. I go, okay, cool,
easy enough. Get to the Avis place. Don't see any
rental return keybox. I call them up. I go, hey,
oh yeah, we removed that. So now I'm in that

(17:19):
area where you can't get out because you can't go
back over the spikes. And I go, what am I
supposed to do with this car? They go, oh, no,
which terminal you flying out of? I go Terminal D.
They go, oh yeah, just pull it into the short
term parking and take a picture of where you left it,
and just put the key under the floor mat. Why huh,
what what are you talking?

Speaker 13 (17:40):
Said?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I told you to use the key drop box, but
then there was no key. There's no key drop box.
They removed it, I guess recently. So now I'm supposed
to pull it into the regular garage put the key
under the floor mat. Said dude, I'm not putting the
key on the floormat for two reasons. You know what
I just went through. I'm talking the same person. You
know what I just went through. You'll never get in here. Yeah,
so I get, well, just then put it on top

(18:01):
of the front tire. I go, I need some kind
of insurance. Send me an email or whatever it says,
this is what you want me to do. I will
send you all the pictures because if somebody takes off
of this car, I am not responsible.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
Yeah, we don't know who you talk doesn't work here?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, oh my god, this car is heavily desired. Dude,
so megafail geez ultimate having a heart attack, dude. Just
the stress level through the roof, because it's just such
incompetence and just stupid on my part. But also what
a dumb design, Chevy. Get your get your act together.

Speaker 13 (18:36):
I'm looking at a video and what there's what they're
recommending is you take so the back the back seats
don't pop down from the inside. So you get like
in their case, a cann of air duster. Cram that
in between the seats. You have a window to peek through.
Then get something with a hook on the end. Okay,
fish that through and pull the release from the inside.
You right, I guess that would have been one idea.
Or how about this, how about you have a trunk

(18:57):
pop button or a lever like every other car does,
somewhere inside the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Be normal. Yeah, if someone's going to break into the car, Like,
why are you really excluding them from the trunk at
that point?

Speaker 13 (19:08):
Well, that's how the guys in San Francisco do it.
Is they'll smash your window, pop the trunk, and then
take your luggage.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Okay, but there are if they really want your stuff,
they're gonna get your stuff, right, yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
If you want your stuff, you'll know where to get your.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Stuff hot yeah. Yeah. Or if you have a Malibu,
or how about the key. The fob is within the
the within the confine of the car. That's and when
that happens, you should be able to unlock doors. And
it should be it should the fob should work for
the entire cars, like you shouldn't be able to lock
because the key is in the car. Oh, here's the problem.
Was it a twenty oh five Malibu? It was a

(19:39):
twenty twenty three? Okay, it was a twenty Let me
tell you about the BZ four X. But I tell you.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
To tell it, but they would never let that happen.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
I can lead the key locked in the trunk and
I'll be able to open it, just like you said.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Let me tell you about the Tesla cyber truck. Oh,
by the way, here I will mention the name of
the company, Go Rentals. Okay, okay, yeah, that sounds it's
a smaller rental car company, and they're supposed to be
quote high end company because we picked it up at
the place where because you know, we we got the

(20:14):
jet to Dallas, so it's at those kind of that's
where they rent from is to these like executive airports
and whatever, hot high end. Leave it in the garage,
take a picture, send it to us with the key
on top of the tire. Oh my god, last time

(20:34):
were asking me to tow it to a Chevy dealership.
That's going to happen. I'll set this goddamn thing on
fire before I do that.

Speaker 8 (20:40):
Remember last time we returned the rental car. Oh yeah,
Gina and Woody and I and we were in the
airport at this point, and you realized at that point,
oh crap, we went to the wrong rental place and
I just left the car.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
That's right, It's like that wasn't the right company. Yeah,
because we switched up the rental car company from what
the one I normally use and the one I originally booked,
because we got the car that we really needed for
that many people, and uh dropped it at the company. Yeah,
I just dropped at the one that I was on
an autopilot him. I said, hey, just go pick it
up over what. He has a lot of rental car stories.

(21:13):
He left that phone. It was it was absolutely use
your user eraror at first. Yeah, his names that are
on the list he left.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
He left all his personal information in the glove department.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah. Rental cars to me are what credit cards are
to Menace. I can't tell you how many times. And
I checked with Menace before we left, every time ago,
and we check it at a hotel and he gets
his reservation. Everything's all good, everything's fine. He either doesn't
have a credit card on him because he just uses
Apple pay and they don't accept the Apple pay. You
have to have the physical card, or Nacho is the
one who made the reservation and this is under her

(21:50):
name and you can't do that. You need to get
her on the phone. It's always some kind of like
madness between the two of us, and we're disaster. Oh
for sure, no problem this time. No problem, well except
for the rental card the end. Yeah, not for you though.
You had a wonderful time. Yeah, it was quite lovely.
We will have some legit failed stories coming up for you.
We do have the duy Q that is next. If
you want to play, give us a call at eight
seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty

(22:13):
four Woody and that will be right after the break
on the Woody Show. I think of what you're talking about,
that sensation. I don't think the diaper makes it so
that you want to pee.

Speaker 10 (22:23):
I think it.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I think there may be some kind of effect where
you know you've gone and I can feel the warmth
kind of like head them down toward my pestle the show.
I just showed Greg and Gina pictures of that white
piece of crap. Class is Chevy malibil. It is shiny
ye parts in the garage. Yeah, we'll come find it.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
For not having a heart attack, I would have not
handled that. I was pissed. I'm just mad, that's all.
Oh can I tell you about my flight real quick? Yeah?
I delayed twenty minutes right, and Bort was supposed to
pick me up from the John Wayne Airport and I
hit him up.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
I was like, oh man, dude, I'm gonna be late.
So I'm just going to uber to our event and
meet you there on time. And then the the pilot
gets on the phone, are on the speaker and he's like, hey,
just f y, we took some short cuts. We're actually
gonna land early now. I was like, sweet, yeah, so
Bort picked me up.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
There, so you got in early. That's nice. It's a
fun story to hear. It's a fun story. Minute. Yeah,
And our dumbass contest today your chance to win a
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Speaker 7 (23:55):
Sorry, oh, let's go with George.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
George, Hey George, Hey morning, good morning, go Friday to you, sir.
You're gonna play the d u y Q, and Sea
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Speaker 13 (24:10):
It works by me asking a very drunk person the
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Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, and then we're gonna ask Menace and Sammy for
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Speaker 13 (24:29):
And remember they never read a book in high school, right,
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Speaker 2 (24:36):
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get to know a little bit little frame of reference,
just how with it or not with it, how drunk
they are or not. But George, I'm gonna tell you
all about this person whose name is.

Speaker 13 (24:48):
Alan, is going to tell you about what he's up
to as well as remy Robut some bad information you
may have heard this week on the Woodies show.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay, here's Allan.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
I'm here getting drunk. Nothing is wrong with drunk. What
have you been drinking tonight? I have first decided with
two Cadillacs, and then my friends bought me two more
than loos. I love beer. I love lime, I love salts.
I have a big conception of salts, but I love
lime and salts.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I want to go home and sleep. Oh okay, now
you're going home with anybody in particular?

Speaker 4 (25:20):
No, I have my I have a boyfriend. Oh yes, yes, sir,
you're very handsome.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I appreciate that. You wouldn't get on your boyfriend with me,
would you? No, sir, I wouldn't, so he wouldn't be either.
Well that's what I heard.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
He did find him attractive on like the group of.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Ladies after two Cadillacs and a bunch of a.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Formula to But also remember, guys don't really discriminate even
when they're gay. Right, You're still a guy. You're okay,
You're attracted to every man. That's right. The easiest, Yeah,
except instead of a hold a hearty, it's a pole
and a heartbeat. Get yep. Pretty much very easy. All right,
So George, let's get to the questions, and everybody ready.

Speaker 13 (26:07):
Question number one for the duy Q Soy being curd
is more commonly called.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
What soy being curd? Heard? There's at that's a word
you don't hear heard? You know? Is a big cottage
cheese fanatic. Those are kurds, right, and he's a cottage cheesehead.
I totally am. The past few days I've been cottage
choosing it up and I'm I'm feeling great about it.
What brand the are you going with?

Speaker 10 (26:28):
You?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I'm going around?

Speaker 13 (26:29):
I'm sure you the the good whatever, the good culture Yeah,
they're very good right there in the name exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
They're a bit pricey.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
Though, can I anti shout out daisy? You know that
brands garbage there, cottage cheese sour?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yes, it's disgusting, all right.

Speaker 13 (26:49):
So the question at hand, soy bean curd is more
commonly called what jend?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
What are your guesses? I, first of.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
All, I don't think that's an easy question.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
You don't know.

Speaker 7 (26:59):
I mean, I I think I know the answer is.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
But I mean, if you listen and you've kind of
ferret it out, you have like a brain, you know.

Speaker 14 (27:04):
Yeah, No, I think I got it, But I just
don't think it's It's like, I don't know. It seems
a typical. But I say, nobody knows it.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Nobody knows it, Greg glorybody knows it. I say yes
to Sammy, no to Menace, no to allan. Okay, See,
when I first heard the question, I go, I don't
know what the hell that is? But then I stopped
and I thought, for a second, using your brain? I
used my brain. Yes, I did see that applaud and
I go, I think I know what that is? Now?
Am I confident? No? But I think I know what

(27:32):
it is. Yeah. So I'm going to say that I
think Sammy will know it. I think Menace absolutely will
not know it. And I say that Alan has no
idea what day it is? All right, Sammy and menas,
what do you think about Alan, George your official guests,

(27:54):
I'm gonna say no. No. Question Number one for the
d u i q.

Speaker 13 (27:58):
Soybean curd is more commonly called what.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Menace tofu Sammy miss which the answer is hummus chickpeas garbanzo. No,
I don't know. I don't think you do.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
I had to come up with the guests and that
could be occurred.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, yeah, men, congratulations. All right, So George does not
think that Alan's going to get this one right, and
see if he's got his first point here on the
d u i Q.

Speaker 13 (28:33):
Soy being curd is more commonly called what I have.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
No clue, but I do go to Starbucks. Oh good,
I'm making sure they have sight milk. But other than that,
I have no clue where so curd is.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
But I do go to Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I wasn't I wasn't sure at first where he was
going with that, soy okay, he said it like this,
I got to Starbucks. Starus. George, congratulations, you're on the board.
You got your first point. You need one and more point.
Here are these next two questions to win this round
of the d U y Q.

Speaker 13 (29:05):
Question number two, what is the capital city of Delaware?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
I'll just triple know it right now? Really do you
know it?

Speaker 10 (29:15):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Wait, but she's from that area.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Oh no, she's not.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
I mean she's from that that.

Speaker 13 (29:23):
No you think that for a normal person?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's also it's not that trible no, triple no. Do
you know what it is? I totally do we learn that?

Speaker 7 (29:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Hold on, how about I'll give this.

Speaker 13 (29:37):
I know this is a clue and a hint, but
it's not going to make a difference. There's a very famous,
let's say, academy that's often called by the same name.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Okay, good, that didn't help, Thank you great. Okay, it's
so easy.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Think about Dela.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Okay, now I know exactly now people, now I know
exactly what it is because my uncle went there and
graduated from there. It's kind of bass mm hmm. I'm
sticking with triple no menace and Sammy no, no, no,
all right, I'm no, no, yeah, triple no, let's go
triple no, George, what do you think?

Speaker 13 (30:12):
Yeah, triple no.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Question number two, what is the capital city of Delaware?
Menace put d C, d C H Sammy, Washington, washing No, Annapolis.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Like no, that Dover, Dover, Maryland.

Speaker 13 (30:34):
Right, that was that was the that was throwing him
off at that Delaware I was gonna put is that.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I was giving the Naval Academy. Okay, well that's why
I figured. Okay, yeah, my uncle Don graduated from there. Apparently,
like I didn't. I didn't know, but they do like
these crazy background checks, and he tells the story about
like they they the application you put in for that,
and they talked to anybody and everybody you've ever interacted
with God, just to you know, move you along in

(31:05):
the process. Now that I went to regular college, I
think I would go to a military academy. Yeah. That's
because I already went and had the fun of regular
college and all the dudes, you know what I mean,
all the bush, all the shower, all the submarining. He
could be a seaman. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 13 (31:20):
Question number two for the d U y Q, what
is the capital city of Delaware?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Hold on Montana. What do you imagine happens there? I'm
pretty sure there's people like me Montana. No, I don't
think so, yeah Montana. All right, well yeah, George, congratulations
you're the winner on the d U i Q y
h all yeah, dog, all right, well, congratulations and thank

(31:46):
you for listening to the show. Hope you have a
great weekend, and hang on and we'll get all your info. Okay,
all right, thank you. Suck it, sir. That's that's how
that's done. Yeah, all right. Question number three, which George
did not need d U i Q.

Speaker 13 (32:05):
Besides Beijing, what is it? He's one city in China?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Menace? Yes, this could be Sammy's chance. She is going
oh for so far, I'm gonna say menace. Yes, Sammy,
noa to sweep Alan No it sounds look a decent answer,
yes Sammy. No, Allen, No, you've been to China. I've
been up in China.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
I agree. If you've never been there, I wouldn't, you know.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Think of any city?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah? How about how about this? Could I give Sammy
a guess? I know now? No no no no no no
no no no no, I have.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
Something written down. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna say I'm gonna
piggyback on you. No, Sammy, Yes, menace.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
No, Alan, your face doesn't say that, you know, because
I'm looking over there, Sammy.

Speaker 8 (32:55):
I'll say no to Sammy. Noa Alan, but because menace
has been being up in there.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yes, I've been to mainland. What I need. He's been
to England and he thought the Thames River was the
the ocean. Okay, No rivers fed by the ocean. Do
you the way around? Look at the map, dude, do
you do you think that he's going to get it? No, no, menace.

Speaker 10 (33:19):
No.

Speaker 13 (33:19):
Question number three for the i Q besides Beijing, what
is it he's won city in China, Sammy, Sammy, Wuhan.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Wuhan. That was the hint that was going to give
her pandemic. I don't check that. It's not like a problem.
It is a city. Yes, yes, all right. Because I
want to make sure that she didn't lose every single
question I did write down Shangha.

Speaker 13 (33:45):
Do you think they make that noise when the producers
of Jeopardy or asked, let me see actually let.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Me check me.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Shouting out Wuhan question number three d u i Q
besize Beijing.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
What is it?

Speaker 13 (34:03):
He's one city in China, Hong Kong, Hong Kong.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I haven't traveled the world. I've only traveled to Mexico.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Oh yeah, that's man after my own heart. Right there,
I can credit it, wouldn't it recently be considered a city?

Speaker 7 (34:19):
That's what I was going to ask. How how specific
are you getting?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Who calls it the Gulf of America? Well, it depends
on how you ask, right, Yeah, okay, Alan Menestat. For
the longest time, the London Bridge was falling down, falling down,
falling down to day.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Yeah, he's fair, lady.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
Wait, is Macau considered a city now because it was
under actually under Portuguese role, which was very odd?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Wow? Who cares ruled?

Speaker 15 (34:50):
I think?

Speaker 6 (34:51):
I know?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
This is.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Here at the end of another week, trying to get
into the weekend as quickly as we can. This it's
felt like two weeks a.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Little bit long.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
But for you guys young, like is it I kind
of felt this morning, I'm like, is this this? Is
this still the same week? So we started on Monday? Yeah? Yeah,
you know it? Is it a succession? The one where
like it's like thing where you don't remember your work
day seven. Yeah, oh yeah, you separate your work life
and your home. Yeah, yeah, mentally do that. Sad story. Yesterday,

(35:26):
there was six people that died in the helicopter crash
terrific into the Hudson River in New York City.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Video is terrifying.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
The victims were the pilot, of course, and then this
family that was visiting from Spain. Three adults, three kids,
four years old, five years old, and eleven years old.
I do have an eyewitness because I was watching them, like,
you know, it shouldn't fall like that. Yeah, But then
when you look close to the video, you could see
that part of like the the tail whatever it's the

(35:56):
rotor was gone. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
They said it fell apart and yeah, I mean it, yes, anyway,
and then flipped upside down.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Yeaheah, I thought it was upside down.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
This is an eyewitness and an aviation expert talking about
what they saw.

Speaker 13 (36:10):
So I just happened to me walk in and I
heard like an engine just dying, and I just it
was like do do do do do?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
And I just turned I look and I saw the
helicopter crash and splash into the water.

Speaker 10 (36:20):
Well, it appears to me from the video that there
was some sort of catastrophic flight control malfunction where the
main rotor blade, the main rotor blade and head, and
the tail rotor blade assembly departed the aircraft in flight.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, because there was another angle that I saw from
the video where it's kind of looking directly onto the
pier where it crashed next to it into the water. Uh.
And then so the cabin or whatever came down, I
don't know what you called it, a helicopter that came down,
and then like a few seconds later in the water
behind it there comes like the blades, oh my, and
stuff like that. So I'm gonna be really interested to see,

(36:55):
you know, like, how does that happen?

Speaker 7 (36:57):
And Greg, you used to go up in helicopters all
the time every day.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I just did a helicopter ride into New York City
on that same it's a Bell four oh seven. I
forget which one this was. Ours is a bell, It's
a It's very similar the one I was just on
and into the same I don't know if it was
the same, you know, uh company, And I know.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
This doesn't happen all the time, but it is very scary.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh yeah, it sucks. Yeah, No, good can come from
flying now And another flying related story, short little pep
talk by the American Airlines gate agent is going viral
because it's just a reminder to be nice to people.
This was a flight from Birmingham to Charlotte. It got
delayed for almost eight hours last week. So this gate agent,

(37:38):
she was just asking people to please be nice to
the flight attendants. Here she is giving her speech and
at the end she's calling out kind of jokingly calling
out this baby that's crawling on the floor, like, well,
yeah here, let me uh, let me find out. Oh
what did I miss it here? Oh now, hold on,
stand by, nobody panic everybody, everybody calmed down. I do

(38:00):
I do have it here somewhere all right? What why
did that happen? I'm about to not be calm anymore.
Oh here it is. I gotta here we go. Sorry,
when you get on my aircrow, don't get small about life.
Be nice to you.

Speaker 12 (38:14):
They have a hearty just like believe that this side aircraft,
this comedy.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
I don't signet on that aircraft. It's the size. You
gotta look at them. Wait and smaller shop I made.
I'm look for me.

Speaker 16 (38:28):
Be nice to play you only slow well you go,
you'll go beyond the head.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
You're gonna get out of. Yeah, don't you be acting
up in that plain little baby. Be nice to the
flight attendants, shoo, do it for me more what he
shows that? Dude, what do you feeling? Will be right back.

Speaker 15 (38:51):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and us blisters and.

Speaker 13 (38:58):
Being in plastic tupper wearing.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
You stept me to believe a word on it. Well,
I don't and I never will. Yeah, the Woody Show,
and we're into another new hour. Be in a little late.
That's what happens when you're having fun. You know, time
flies and you forget where you're at. But we have
another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct

(39:21):
world on this Friday morning at Table of the eleventh,
twenty twenty five. I'm gonna skip the intro to the
failed stories this week and just get right into it
because we don't have a lot of time because Sea
Bass has something for us this hour. It's a bro
country showdown. We had talked about that Jet Hanks, Tom
Hank's son who at one point was like rapping reggae
and now he's like he thinks he's a country guy,

(39:42):
although although the song didn't sound any different than any
other country song. But I'm not sure exactly bro country
showdown and exactly what that means. But seabets will have
that for us a little bit later on in the hour.
A couple of fail stories though, dude. Earlier this week,
US Education Secretary Linda McMahon was speaking at this conference
and she was part of a panel discussion, and they

(40:04):
were talking about AI and its role in education again
a I A I artificial intelligence. Keep that in mind
as I play this clip and see where the fail is.

Speaker 15 (40:18):
There's a school system that's going to start making sure
that first graders or even pre ks have a one teaching,
you know, every year, starting you know that far down
in the grades.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
And that's just a that's a wonderful thing. Wasn't all
that long ago? That is, we're going to have internet
in our schools.

Speaker 11 (40:33):
Whoop?

Speaker 15 (40:33):
Now, okay, let's do see a one and how and
how can that be helpful? How can it be helpful
in one on one instruction? You know, like steak sauce
A one, steak sauce a one.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Let's give it a one. Give the reverse World War eleven. Yeah,
craft me run, But that's like from a top rope flogs,
frog splash like swanton bomb, right, you know what I'm saying, Like, Oh, yeah, yeah,
she definitely got concussed by a steel chair of the
head or yeah right, you know that's a steel ran.
A frog splash is from a top rope move, and
so is the swanton bark. You could be the concussion

(41:04):
from her husband going through all as lawsuit. Now maybe
the board the swanton bomb is from from witch wrestler
Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy, that's right. I mean yet my
favorite is the moon Salt. Yeah, we're gonna have a one.

Speaker 15 (41:16):
There's a school system that's gonna start making sure that
first graders or even pre ks have a one teaching
you know, every year, starting you know that far down
in the grades.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
And that's just a that's a wonderful thing.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
Yeah, pretty cool, wonderful, A wonderful.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Yeah, let's see this next one is from Philadelphia. Withere
the Woody Show proud to be heard weekday mornings on
All one O four five. Philly is also where several
pallbearers were injured when they fell into the grave while
carrying a casket. It happened as they began to set
the casket down. Of course, the whole thing is on video.
You see the platform above the burials like collapse and

(41:53):
just sends the guys plunging into the hole. Here's a
family member whose son was one of the pall bearers.
Now he got knocked out cold because the casket landed
on him and stuffed him face down into the mud
at the bottom of the grave. So here's his mom
talking to six ABC. And by the way, this whole
thing starts with the sound. You hear the structure collaps

(42:13):
and everybody go falling into the hole.

Speaker 12 (42:16):
It was just a horrible incident that happened in a
bad moment. The casket laid on top of him and
he was out like a light. His face was in
the mud. The whole thing was trembling. It was like wobbly,
it was unstable, it was all wet, and so I
think that they should apologize. I think that there should
be some reimbursement involved, being that the ceremony was interrupted,

(42:38):
nothing was done properly.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, fair, she's right. Yeah. Have you ever been to
Paul Bear? Yes, Damn, it's so heavy, it's so beyond heavy. Yeah,
like lifting a piano, you need to make it lighter, right, Yeah,
I'll give you if they could, I'll give you one more.
This is from France, and you know how they have
those dudes who parachute in as part of like pregame festivities. Yeah,

(43:04):
well that's what happened at this rugby match. The French
Army paratroopers made their ceremonial entrance into the stadium. However,
one of them had the misfortune of getting snagged on
the stadium's roof. The game ended up being delayed for
about forty minutes and the fire crews had to use
a crane to rescue the paratrooper. I made reference to
this the other day because I saw this video and

(43:25):
this happened a few years ago. I looked more into it,
but the video is hilarious. You gotta watch. You can
type it into Google and find it very easily. But
some Nigerian paratroopers, they were practicing for an Independence Day
celebration and the goal the goal was to showcase their
military's airborne capabilities. The Nigerian military and there are a

(43:48):
ton of these guys. They all jumped out one by
one from the plane apparently have no idea what they're doing,
because they're landing all over the place, trees, smashing into signs,
shopping center. Here's one dude. He came down onto a
bunch of onto a bunch of parked cars, and the

(44:15):
alarm's going off because this guy doesn't crashed into the car.
Now this is their military. Here's another one who smacked this.
You know, they have the big like signs in front
of shopping centers and stuff saying all the different stores
that are. This guy comes just like crashing right into that.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
The guy.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
What's one thing you would say to people at nineties three?
I would the world near my house. I can't wait
till I get to that point like when he aged,
the point where you're like, nephew, yeah, I'm gonna you

(45:00):
kill me. Okay, you care about nothing.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
We have an old family member we hate going to
restaurants with because there's no fs given.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, but there's one thing to be no given, there's
nothing to be a dick. Yeah yeah, but just like
you just don't care. It's like nothing bothers you stress free?
What yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:17):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Country showdown. This all started was around this week. In audio,
a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, and Sea Bass introduced
us to this is the new song. Chet Hanks whose
Tom Hanks's son, who's a nut job over the years old.
You know we had love chat, we had like white
Boys Summer. Yeah if you remember that, Yeah, go clip.

Speaker 13 (45:37):
To there for folks. This is Chet Hanks's first banger
for a few years. Okay, yeah right, so.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, white that rude boy. It's a white boy. Yeah,
make that name rude boy. It's you know, you see
on social media. It's like how it started, yea, how
it's going. Yeah, so it started here. We love that
because it's hilariously stupid.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Right.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
It almost out like one of those I'm on a boat, Yeah,
I'm on a bo Yeah. Like everything CHEDD. Hanks does
is supposed to be hateable, but it's not.

Speaker 13 (46:10):
Why isn't this one?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
He was Chad Hayes, Hey Hayes Hayes. I saw him
last year at the A v N.

Speaker 13 (46:15):
So I was like, okay, perfect Jamaican wrap, poor noors,
this is what I want to see.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
And then he comes out with this thing called you
Better Run. Yeah, so this is how it started. But
they want to see see and this is how it's going.

Speaker 13 (46:30):
Ma and Sammy's bopping her head because this is Sammy music. Yeah,
she's a country music fan. Folks, I don't know this
is bro country?

Speaker 17 (46:40):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
What is bro country? Yeah? What exactly defines it?

Speaker 13 (46:43):
So it's been around ten twelve years or so, and
it's the Florida Georgia line. What you heard right there.
There's there's maybe a slide guitar kind of hidden in
the background. Guys aren't wearing cowboy hats. They're wearing a
backwards trucker hats. They're kicking around in an old Chevy
this this so it's all about running from a girl
because she's dangerous. It's about girls, jeans, drinking cold beer,

(47:06):
dirt roads, and it gets made fun of and called
bro country because it's it's just you throw one thing
after the other and it's it's just formulaic.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
But isn't that what all country music is? Like, everything's
about dirt roads and trucks and farming. If you listen honestly,
you know, I see where a lot of it's catching,
and I see where people would like it. It's not
necessarily my thing, but I'm yeah, that's your thing. Because
a lot of folks say it's the nickelback of country.
Because you heard it right there. It's a lot of heart.
There's a lot of electric guitars. Yeah, a lot of
kind of singing with a growl in your voice.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
I don't hate it, like I don't hate country, but
I don't like I don't like the pandering aspect of
country again, like you have to throw on there about
the belt buckle or the boots and people say that
as a joke about the dog in the truck, but
it's really in there if you listen to any of
these country songs, Like, you know, a lot of these
guys aren't living in the country. They're living in cities.
They're living in LA and New York, in God's country.

(47:57):
But I'm saying it's it's pandering, and I don't like pander.
It's such a turn off.

Speaker 13 (48:02):
The account you love there, I ruined it, which kind
of just deconstructs music genres. They did a bro country
AI recreation recently where they did exactly what you're talking
about here.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
What he clipped for all right, clip number four drug Jeans,
Beer Girl Creep.

Speaker 13 (48:17):
It's drug, Dan Lance trained doll, beer Dix. If you
got a beer and my beer and and my drug.
Got it, doll, get the wheels cut off, girl fighting.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
Accurate.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, you guys act like country listeners don't know. Country
artists don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
We just like it.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I mean Rascal Flats of the.

Speaker 9 (48:44):
Song Country Song Backwards years ago, that was really funny too,
making fun of what everyone makes fun of about country.

Speaker 14 (48:50):
Well, and there's a lot of pandering and a lot
of different genres, but this one's pretty clear.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
What Sammy's trying to say is everyone's self aware of everything.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
I think there's nothing going to be angry though.

Speaker 13 (48:59):
I think they're not self aware. I think they're they're
blind to it, and they're just like, okay, give me
the morphine.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
I like, okay. So country artists and then country fans,
hip hop artists, hip hop fans, icp I SE fans,
they all jump into the whole lifestyle of it. Like
you can't just like country.

Speaker 13 (49:22):
You have to Oh you got you got a stage
coach And every years a nine to five girls suddenly
she's got a pair of pink cowboy boots.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
But it's not it's not just for stage coach, it's
not just for whatever the show is. Like it becomes
your identity. It's it's a it's a it's a it's
a fashion sense, it's a way you speak. It's correct, correct.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Can be.

Speaker 9 (49:45):
But I don't think that's necessarily true. I mean, I've
been a country listener for years and years and years.
I don't walk in with a cowboy hat.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Obviously there are exceptions, but I'm telling you it's a
it's a whole like hip hop and country are the same,
just different sound.

Speaker 13 (49:58):
I would argue hip hop's worst is hip hop. It's
just I've got money and girls like to have sex
with me. It's instead of she's got jeans and cat
cat and I shoot, I got money girls when have
sex with me?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
And I shoot people I don't like you?

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Yes, Yes, your genius is right that most genres Panda,
you go to a golf type show, people dress, you
dress like the band you're seeing.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
If you went to a Cane Brown show, Sammy, what
would you wear? Just a regular outfit.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
I mean, I don't own cowboy boots. I don't own
a cowboy hat, like I don't know. I know that
some people do, but I don't even think it's in
the majority. I think for stage coach, yes, because that's fun,
But I don't think for concerts.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
There are some people.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
And again, Greg, I'm not talking about when you go
to see that band, you go to see that artist,
you go to a show like that, you go to
a stagecoach festival. I'm talking about on a Tuesday, when
you're going out to a restaurant like you you can
almost tell you. So, when we were playing that at

(51:00):
Hank's bro Country song sounds brought up. Did you say
it was good enough to be on the Twister soundtrack? No?

Speaker 9 (51:07):
I said, it sounds like the Luke Combs song that's
on the Twister.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
Sounds like it should be on the Twister.

Speaker 9 (51:12):
Sound like the words in it and everything that it's about,
and the sound of it sounds like a direct rip
off of Luke Combs from the its.

Speaker 13 (51:21):
A derivative like all bro country is. So I went
to the Twister soundtrack. Yeah, okay, let's see if you
guys like these songs. See if they're good. This is
a Cane Brown. It's called country classic. Like referring to
a woman, She's a country classic.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Clug send a band on a T shirt. Colby just
checking to the speakers.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Some things just never go out of style, ohlack of
poor swing, any sweet tea take from Georgia. Certain things
just never get oh the time, just like the easy
so so sleep so clean stoles.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Music to my music.

Speaker 9 (52:11):
Okay, so, so now he's he starts referencing older country
songs that I'm sure you guys. I mean Sweet Home Alabama, Yes,
that's a country song. Paint Me a Birmingham, that's also
a country song. He's referencing right right, those are country songs.

Speaker 13 (52:30):
But you get what we's saying when a modern country
music is just chick chick chick chick chick chick chick chick,
bear swing, solo.

Speaker 9 (52:38):
Cup Again, solo cup is the name of a country song.
He's literally just saying names of country so that exists, right.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Well, I understand that, but why is that not? That
sounds even lazier.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
It's derivative.

Speaker 9 (52:49):
But there's actually a lot of country songs out there
like that where they start incorporating other countries.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
I mean, hip hop does that as well. They'll use lyrics.

Speaker 13 (52:58):
I'm saying that's not interesting original. So let's go to
another one from the Twisters soundtrack. This Thomas Rhett different,
different than country classic. This is feeling country feeling, No,
I got a head.

Speaker 17 (53:13):
You're.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I think you made a mistake and put the same
song in twice Country classic, Okay, sweet Home, well the
other Southern cities.

Speaker 9 (53:41):
The song is Paint Me at Birmingham. It's a great song.
If you haven't heard listened to it.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
I love it so much.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
All right, you have a shout out the bangers on
that soundtrack. Those weren't bangers hit.

Speaker 13 (53:57):
But listen to the production is if that if there
wasn't a entry twining in the way he was sanging,
which by the way, is almost always faked, the production.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Value is very good.

Speaker 13 (54:04):
The production value is that's a that's a nickelback song,
if you if you just it's just electric guitars. There's
there's no almost maybe a tiny little banjo licks somewhere
hidden in it. Here's another one from The Twisters Twisty's soundtrack,
Tucker Wetmore. That's not a name, Well, that's the thing.
Thomas Rhet, Kane Brown, Blake Shelt and Chase Rass. It's

(54:24):
that's that as a formula, Tucker Wetmore.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Like a translated in a porno.

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Yeah, that's a porn.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Tucker wet Moore already here.

Speaker 13 (54:32):
Here's a song, Gina, and the theme of the song
is about how a woman left Tucker, Okay country but
she left the country to move to the city.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
And you don't do that, Lacy.

Speaker 18 (54:52):
Still, I ain't saying the queen third bull shot come
around with a breeze.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Nobody's looking name me even know what I mean. I
don't even know what I'm almost the beasts for minuted
on that is almost the em song.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
I don't mean to sound like you, but he wasn't
really saying anything.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Stay up by that was a different song. I was
steal my thunder. That was It's just about a girl
who's she's pretty.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
And and a bunch of cars and a bunch of
poker reference.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
And what was the name of the artist, Peter Pander.

Speaker 13 (55:40):
So I went through and I said, I looked and
forget the Twister soundtrack. I went to be the country
chart for right now Okay, and wouldn't wouldn't you know it,
I'll have to do a search cold beer country song
and about eight different songs popped up. So I made
a little mix much like the first one. This is
post Malone. Who now is the country?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Remember that? Yeah? And Ed Sheeran says he's to do
a country hours It's easy.

Speaker 13 (56:02):
That's why, Blake Shelton, Chase, Rice Jamison, Rogers, Cole Swindell,
Dereck Spanley and of course the ogs of Broad Country
Florida Georgia line. Okay, this is the cold beer drinking
remix by I was got gone down my mind.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
We're gonna like a dome this gammic don't time.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
That's a kick out the week Barnsender for anything you want.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
On Nothing gets you run like the coolber dragging Ben.

Speaker 13 (56:36):
Now we don't eat much.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
It's just another damn amedy cane by cool Beer Can. Yeah,
somebody paw dre a right, yes, sir, Parmi drake Helly
Parmi Dre.

Speaker 13 (56:56):
So what eight people have to say when eight people
have the same song, though, aren't when you're the ninth
person you say, maybe I don't do the same song.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
That song works, You war beers.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
You're saying, I'm oh, you're most sister, Thank you, dirt.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
I will tell you that we're teetering though on country,
going over the deep end, because Chanel West Coast has
dropped some country songs that I think you need to
be legendary Chanell West Coast.

Speaker 8 (57:28):
What is ridiculous? How yeah, Hugh Greg she's the giggling
girl on ridiculousness.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Yeah, and she's you'd know her if you saw.

Speaker 13 (57:40):
But what post post Malone sings about how this forty
hour week's really gotten drink want of cold beer?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
How is that not pandering? This guy's been a millionaire
for ten years, that's what.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
Bo Burnham has a great song.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, yes it is great. So another one.

Speaker 13 (57:55):
This is quite an older mix up here. This is
a six song country mash up from Sir mash Allot
on YouTube. For folks are defending Sammy just because she's
a girl. I'm not the one who's making this observation.
I'm just seeing it's still accurate and as you just heard,
it still.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Is godding wood falling like snow in julastic flas popping
knock a pool to.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
J July you where he's blowing in your hair, blowing
around you, skinning through the stages looking for that country
sam just jumped up.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
School speakers.

Speaker 13 (58:43):
So I get it when you do two or three
or there's a one year where all these songs are popular.
But this has been going on for ten plus years now,
still killing it.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
I'm oh, you're my sister.

Speaker 13 (58:54):
Point made.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Here the Woodie Show operating, but you were here now
now it is well another chance to get on the
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up here in the next ten minutes. It's a Friday morning.
Happy Friday to you, Happy Friday. Greg's got something else
that he's all freaked out about.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Now.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I think I might have actual legal dementia legal not
just dementia legal dementia. Right.

Speaker 8 (59:23):
I was walking out with Sammy yesterday. I noticed her
backpack for the first time, and I said, oh, I
like your backpack, Sammy. That's really nice. And she said, thanks.
This chick from Gossip Girl designed it and it's really nice.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
Pretty Little Liars, Yeah, same thing, legal, same same thing.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
It's a Pretty Little Liar's backpack.

Speaker 9 (59:39):
No, it's so Shane Mitchell, who was on Pretty Little
Liars has a luggage company and the backpack it's from
that company.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Baise Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
So I complimented it. I liked it, and then she
had this grin on her face and she said, you
know what, we had this exact same conversation, not that
long ago about this specific backpack where she told me
who designed it, where she got it, how long she's
had it. That tracks for Greg, and I thought for sure, No,
you must have talked to somebody else about that. No,

(01:00:06):
apparently it was me, and we had the same talk.

Speaker 13 (01:00:08):
Already, exact conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
But this is not a brand new thing. I'll remind you.
Eleven years ago, right when we started here at all,
ninety eight seven, Greg comes to town before we moved here.
Nacho Menas's wife picks him up from the airport, and uh,
they're all together, and so, uh, how did you and
Menace meet? Nacho used to work on our show? She
used to be she used to be Vin. Yeah, she
did the video stuff. Oh yeah, and that's how Menace

(01:00:32):
and Jessica met. And I had forgotten. Yeah, I know
she worked. It'd be like if you, oh, so, how'd
you guys meet? Oh? And they had the same reaction
because yeah, kind of funny. So he'd been had Denia
it checked out.

Speaker 13 (01:00:51):
Back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
So we had a broke country showdown before the break.
If you missed it, that was a lot of fun
I got said. That was for sure eye opening, Even
though it's been pointed out for years, and they do it,
and we got we got people can't stop. We got
a lot of people in the text just talking about
the pandering aspect of of country, and you know how
they're all kind of sounds the same. I don't hate it.
I don't like the pandering ass with the sound, the

(01:01:15):
melody or the hook or it's fine.

Speaker 13 (01:01:16):
I called it two weeks ago when Morgan Wallin walked
off of SNL and showed a picture of his private
jet going back to God's Country, and I said, I'm
sure the guy riding attractor this morning really really feels you.
Morgan sounds Gorgan broke country. He's broke country.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Oh yes, Morgan Walling, Whaley whatever. A lot of people
are hitting this up on the text while we're doing
all that, talking about Bo Burnham, including yes, love that song.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
I sent that to you a long time.

Speaker 13 (01:01:41):
Yeah, I've seen this before. So he this is what
from his Netflix, right, he's Yeah, folks know Bo Burnham.
He's kind of a theater kitty, but he does parody songs.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
Smart guy.

Speaker 13 (01:01:51):
Yeah, yeah, it does stuff like that. And he had
a whole song basically said about country. So right, yeah,
here's Bo Burnham where.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Instead of people actually telling their stories, you've got a
bunch a millionaire metrosexuals. I've never done a hard day's
work in their life, but they figured out the words
and the phrases they can use to pander to their audience.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
And they list the same words.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
And phrases, all sort of mad lip style in every song,
raking in millions of dollars from actual working class people.
You know the words, you know the phrases, phrases like
the dirt road, the cold beer, a blue jeans, a
red pick of a rural noun, simple adjective, no shoes,

(01:02:34):
no shirt, no shoes. You didn't hear that sort of
a mental type of a walk and talk like a
field hands. But the book somewhere and called three Grams.
I write songs about writing tractors from the comfort of

(01:02:55):
a prided jet.

Speaker 19 (01:02:57):
I could sing in man's arid ca' still no I
pan during hunk deer chased and trout a bud light
with the load on phasing out here. That's subtle. Fan's
a lid, that's textbook under d I gonna have private ramps,
bit our rarity use. I'm like dirt one burst one

(01:03:22):
chorus in the bag. Now it's time to talk to
the ladies.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
I'm hoping my southern charm offsets all these ravy vibes.
I'm putting out joy girl in a straw hat with
their arms out in a corn field.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
That is a scarecrow. Thought it was a human woman.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Sorry, a cold name, a cold beer, a cold jeans.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Strike out the best.

Speaker 9 (01:03:51):
You.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
I hope you're failing face.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
It's a texture with you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
We goed a bit. You doze off, so I taped
your country girl clothes off.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I'm put my hands on your body.

Speaker 13 (01:04:05):
It feels like kay, it's a scare brow again.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
That's so funny, so good. You can watch the thing.
It's bo Burnham. You see it on Netflix. Oh good
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(01:05:57):
in just a second, and we also have for you
coming up later on this hour. This is uh a
Coachella weekend. Yes, finally, So we for years have had
Sea Bass go to Coachella and talk to these spoiled
brats because the Coachella tickets are not cheap, and so
the question is always you know, by the time you

(01:06:18):
spend for the outfit and you go down there and
where you're staying, and then the ticket itself, who paid
for your Coachella ticket? Good question? Get so lucky?

Speaker 13 (01:06:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Yeah? How did you get here? Eight thousands of dollars?

Speaker 13 (01:06:28):
Yeah, so that's good with no with no observable skills
that's coming up here this hour show if.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
You got three cars with the total of zero wheels.
Friend Nick News and today's Rednick News is from Jackson, Tennessee.
For the police, they are on the lookout for four
individuals who robbed a gas station convenience store. Armed with

(01:06:57):
two snakes, they walked into the Sitco gas station. They
grabbed four hundred bucks worth of CBD oil, and when
they went to walk out without paying, the cashier confronts them,
and that's when the bad guys pulled out two ball
pythons and used them to threaten and intimidate the cashier
to get him to back off.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Oh I like that angle, that would work on me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Yeah, that's a good move. Although they're not venomous. You
don't know that if you're just afraid of snakes. Yeah,
like if I got ald a butterfly at greg Gory,
he was gonna say, you could rob me with the
praying there, But us, we don't know. According to the
police report, they took off in a small super sweet
gray four Nor Sedan with a trunk that was being
held closed by some bungee courts the cops. They posted

(01:07:39):
a video from the store security cameras on the crime
Stoppers website and the social media pages, hoping that someone
out there might be able to help them identify these
scumbag heisters. But that is from Jackson, Tennessee today, where
four people stole four hundred dollars of CBD oil from
a gas station at Snake Point. That is today's rad Nick.

(01:08:05):
Not a bad idea, So we're gonna find out who
paid for their Coachella tickets.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
This is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Well Coachella, Yeah, spread every two weekends. It really is
spread over two weekends. Again, it is my, uh my
goal in life to never go.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
I've been in years.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:08:33):
People say, why is Coachella the douche is compared to
let's say Lallapaloosa or Bonaru or anything else. It's because
it is closest to l A. Therefore, all they want
to be influencers and stuff. That's where That's where they live,
and that's where they go, and it's like the first
big festival the season.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Yeah, and so you get a lot of people who
have rich parents and or.

Speaker 13 (01:08:53):
Want to be fashion influencers or Instagram hos'. That is
the population largely of caught you in the VIP of
Coachella before. Yes, doing my job talking to them, but
we had we shared some beverages together.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
We had a good time. The reason that Sea Bass
is there really is for his job. This is one
of those things. I'm like the Gronk things or the
other things that we were talking about. This is one
of those things. I don't believe that Sea Bass would
be at if he wasn't there getting content for the show.
You didn't tell me you did enjoy yourself at all.

Speaker 13 (01:09:24):
I mean, I've seen some some bands I like, but
I could go see them in a an arena or
a theater, but not two hours away from the closest airport,
not having camp and or paid about thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
So anyway, talking to the different spoiled brats who are
there and there, you know, whether curated.

Speaker 13 (01:09:41):
Outfits here with our first lady here Sherry is yeah,
every you have to have different outfits for each day
of Coacha, and different outfits for the daytime of Coachella
and the night time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
It's not the desert, it gets cold.

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
So yeah, it's really hot during child You can't just.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Wear like any old like hoodie over your head.

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
You need Indian headdress.

Speaker 13 (01:10:00):
Well, they've out the specifically outlawed those. When you walk
into the entrance of Coachelle it says like no Native
head dresses allowed because ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Yeah, but a bunch of girls like I like I
like feathers. So the game we always play is, you know,
trying to figure out did this person who see basses
talking to pay for their own Coachell ticket or who
paid for their coach? Like, guess who did it? Yep,
this is Sherry. This is your first Coachelle.

Speaker 20 (01:10:22):
I understand, yes it is because I feel like I'm
thirty one and I don't have enough time left to
go into any more. I'm too old the time of sticky.

Speaker 13 (01:10:33):
Talk to me about your style, Sherry flower crown. Originally
some kind of top looks like Lingerie for.

Speaker 20 (01:10:40):
Love and Levin's body suit and then Levi shorts and
then Zo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
And then just sway boots. Now does your butt hang
out of your shorts?

Speaker 13 (01:10:50):
Probably have a big butt?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Are they real or fake?

Speaker 13 (01:10:55):
They're fake?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
So who paid for your boots? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
Me and my mom?

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
I paid for half of it.

Speaker 20 (01:11:02):
My mother paid for the other half because it's half
her fault.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Who paid for your Coachella ticket? It's half her fault? Yeah, okay,
so that's uh, that's Sherry.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
She's got a great the air mass belts I support
and you love you love her voice, her local I do,
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
She doesn't sound thirty one though, you have big fake
boobes because her mom has small one. Remember when Morgan
freaked out last year when she turned thirty. Oh, she
was inconsolable. That's what Sherry's doing here. She says, I
gotta get Achell because I'm thirty one and i'll be
too old soon. Are you still freaking out about thirty No,
I'm not freaking out, but I mean death is coming.
Yeah yeah, in life, there's a one hundred percent chance

(01:11:42):
of death.

Speaker 13 (01:11:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
True? All right? So who paid for Sherry's Coachella ticket?
Did she pay for herself? Do you think, Gina?

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
You think no?

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
You think she's paid.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Actually, she's thirty one. Hopefully she's a career woman by now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I'm going to say, did you hear what I heard?

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Pay for her breast job.

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
I'm going to give her the benefit.

Speaker 14 (01:11:58):
Well you think mommy paid for I'm going to with
good old mom again. Okay, find mommy mom?

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
All right, let's find out who paid for her Coachella ticket?
Who paid for your Coachella tickets?

Speaker 13 (01:12:08):
My mom and dad.

Speaker 20 (01:12:11):
I gotta be honest, I'm not paying for this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
How did you talk? It's a thirty one year old
paying for your ticket?

Speaker 13 (01:12:18):
Easy?

Speaker 20 (01:12:19):
Because my I guess them because I'm accustomed to a lifestyle.
I'm I'm part of that lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
See if they ever decided to deport me. They could
send me here. Let's say you're your daughter. This would
be like Venezuela in prison. Yeah to me years surrounded
by these idiots.

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
Also, I'll say this, you know, going to all the
music festivals, Coachella is the only place where there's so
much hierarchy when it comes to the different bands and
the wristbands that you get and then the VIP or whatever.
But also it is a festival where it's cool to
say that you didn't pay for your ticket. You are
so important.

Speaker 13 (01:12:58):
Yeah, you're not cool if you're like, no offense, this
trick getting her moms to pay for it's not very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
You want, you know, Imeze to pay for your ticket? Yeah,
so what are you want to go there? And I
post this on Twitter years.

Speaker 13 (01:13:08):
Ago and it got like two million views, a bunch
of hate views, a bunch of people yelling at me.
But it is fifty percent of your time is not
watching bands, It is taking photos.

Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
As somebody who's never been it seems to me, I
get the impression that the music is just totally secondary.

Speaker 7 (01:13:23):
It's second streame.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Okay, I would say, I'm gonna say, like, uh see,
if that's a little hyperbolic. When it comes to the crowd.
I'll say about twenty percent of the crowd are just
there to take photos.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Twenty percent that seems.

Speaker 13 (01:13:36):
Yeah, walk in the front the front gates, look at
the ferris wheel and just see the lines of people.

Speaker 6 (01:13:40):
Yeah, they're trying to take photos. But most of the people,
you know that RNGA, which is like eighty percent, are
there for the music.

Speaker 14 (01:13:47):
And when I used to go a billion years ago,
I mean the tents are packed, even like the dance
tents that don't have like musicians.

Speaker 13 (01:13:54):
This is a Lauren, why are you at Coachella this weekend?

Speaker 16 (01:13:57):
I just love Coachella. At the festival is amazing. The
people are so much fun, the environment it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
I mean it's Coachella. It's amazing for folks.

Speaker 16 (01:14:05):
I'm wearing a crochet top and I believe it's from
It's from somewhere on Melrose. My bottoms are also from
somewhere on Melrose. And I have glasses from free people.
And my hat is also from free people who bought.

Speaker 13 (01:14:18):
Your Coachella ticket. See that She just said that she
went to go to Melrose Boulevard to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Grab some sou fits Hills, and then free people is
not sheep. What is free people?

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Free people is very like high end bohemian.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Oh to say.

Speaker 13 (01:14:33):
That thing to Coachella, that's one of these styles you
can adopt is fake rich hippie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
I could tell you this.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
That's free people.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
I can tell you this is right. It's not right
next door to the Old Navy. No, these are custom boutiques.
I didn't even go to the Old Navy anymore. Literally,
everything I wear these days is something that I've ordered online,
either from that Fresh Clean Threads that I've talked about
in a million times. And then these jeans that I wear,
like one of the Perfect gene or TPG or whatever,
and they're great, that's it and on your deck. I

(01:14:59):
have no reason to go.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
And then you buy Denny's hen or five of them.
Yeah right, And like the shirt, you know, the jeans
aren't that you know?

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
So, so I wouldn't go to and bang and shopping
at ross and kicked kicked out sounds exhausting. All right, Well,
did Lauren pay for her own Coachella ticket? I'm gonna
say no, zero percent chance? Oh yeah, zero? But now
then you guess was it parents? Is it a brand
was three people.

Speaker 7 (01:15:23):
Oh yeah, no, it was parents, our boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Boyfriend's good. Yeah, sugar daddy, Yeah, sugar daddy type. Yeah.
If she's on Melrose and shopping on free people, she
can't buy her tickets.

Speaker 13 (01:15:34):
Yeah, boyfriend, All right, let's find out who bought your
Coachella ticket.

Speaker 16 (01:15:38):
My mom, my mom, and my dad bought my Coachella ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
And how are you gonna pay it back?

Speaker 16 (01:15:45):
I'm gonna be a really good daughter and take a
lot of drugs and do a lot of bad things.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Oh, your dad will love that. Yeah, that's that's great.

Speaker 13 (01:15:53):
What you pay for empty little baggies around the grounds
and Coachella, although they do keep it quite clean, Greg,
you would appreciate it. Really, There's there's good. There's all
these people walking all over the place. So this next lady, Kendra,
I saw I saw her in the VIP menace.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
This is where you go.

Speaker 13 (01:16:06):
It's a little quieter, nicer, nicer bathroom is better for sure.
And by the way, was it last year where I
had I bought two drinks and it was seventy four dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
I was gonna say, what's right? What is the what
is the difference in price? Like what's a general mission
ticket cost?

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
MENUS five hundred's what I know, but per day, no,
five hundred for three days, probably five six hundred for
three days, and then GA last time I saw six
hundred yeah, yeah, and then VIP will probably thirteen hundred.

Speaker 13 (01:16:33):
That's about right, fourteen hundred or so for the VIP,
and then you can't really by the next little GA.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
You got to walk in right, that long walk. Yeah,
it's a much lower walk than VA the gold Rush. Yeah,
and the bathrooms are worse. Okay, but I.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Mean you don't even want VIP. You want guest artists,
past guest artists, artist village. Yeah, so this is a
Candra at VP.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Alright, what's your outfit for Coachelle.

Speaker 17 (01:16:54):
It's a pretty immaculate, like necklace and army and then
I have like cuffs at the end of my arm
going on with like curls and diamonds.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Basically I look riches.

Speaker 13 (01:17:07):
So I don't get like white sneakers with like jewels
on them from Gucci.

Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
Yeah, they're the Gucci ones.

Speaker 20 (01:17:12):
So they're like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Fift who bought she just volunteers though.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
Yeah, they're like left read well and your shoes are
destroyed by the end of the weekend. She wants to
look rich af But did she pay for her own
did she pay for that stuff? Where did that stuff
come from?

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
I'm going sugar daddy on this one, sugar daddy on
that one. Again, it's not cool to buy your ticket.

Speaker 14 (01:17:38):
So I think she worked really hard at her grocery
bagging job and saved up for it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Her being like like maybe like a roofer maybe.

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
Yeah, yeah, I think so, definitely blue collar.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Okay, So I I'm gonna go against my gut and
I'm gonna say that she did pay for it my
parky Okay, yeah, Like I think it's too obviy like
try to look rich and maybe so in order to
look rich, this is part of that. So she bought
all this stuff and she bought the vi P Yeah,
to show off a certain you know SLF. Yeah, boyfriend,

(01:18:13):
let's find out who bought your coach ticket.

Speaker 17 (01:18:16):
I sucked for this ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
I really did.

Speaker 17 (01:18:21):
Inadvertently this person and they gave me the ticket. But
I didn't have them for the ticket. I didn't them
for the ticket. I just want to point that out.
I set them on the side and then they give
me tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Okay, anything.

Speaker 13 (01:18:36):
When you have a sugar daddy, you don't necessarily expect
certain benefits.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
They just come to you. Yeah, what a surprise. It's
it's like a good faith payment for the next time
you come to exactly from.

Speaker 13 (01:18:47):
Going to say, like I want to have sex with
some guy, will give me tickets?

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
How do you set that up?

Speaker 17 (01:18:51):
Honestly, there's no way to set it up. It was
just like a miracle that, like I went to have
sex with him and then he just happened needs to
be able to get me tickets to everything. So it's
really just like a coincidence.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Yeah, it's like it's a miracle.

Speaker 13 (01:19:08):
I will admit this. I did not know this when
I talked to her, and I should have. That is
Kendra Southern Sunderland. She is a actually for real porn star.
I knowing that talking to her, right, who's this?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Uh one more? All right? So it's not just girls.

Speaker 13 (01:19:24):
Say people gonna say, oh Sea Best. I know you're
a feminist and you only feature women, I understand, but
I do talk to men as well. This is Griffin
who was wearing just uh what it looks like he's
wearing like a bikini bottom and then just belts everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
He probably also sucks some d well. Let's find out,
uh to get to Coachella perfict.

Speaker 13 (01:19:39):
Can you describe your outfits for folks today Coachella?

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
It is belts. Told you.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
That belt?

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Heng ons? This belt perfect? Do you describe your offits
for folks today Coachella? It is belts head to toe.
It's just belts.

Speaker 21 (01:19:54):
I ordered Macy's dead Stock and Hook to get their
belts into a pair of chaps and then.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
The top of a belt. The belt is off about.

Speaker 13 (01:20:00):
Yeah, I didn't realize those are chaps made out of
bell thing. Uh huh d I Why who you're looking
to see here at Coachella this weekend?

Speaker 21 (01:20:07):
Frank Osim for sir, we're gonna see SG Lewis and
ketching out as soon. But I'm kind of just saying
for everybody, I don't know. I love the house and
dance music, so there's plenty of that to be had.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Who paid for your coachilla take us?

Speaker 14 (01:20:19):
Okay, guy who's into house music, don'tcherry the lead. This
is the first time hearing about Macy's dead Stock.

Speaker 13 (01:20:25):
I just went to it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
This is awesome. Oh so you're saying maybe he is
a he did pay for his ownty clearance? Yeah, because
it is. What do you see?

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
It's like it's like everything's on sale. Okay it must be,
you know, like a North trom Rat kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Greg, Greg, you can agree with this. The younger gays
they're megapore uh yeah in general.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
And then yeah, the older, middle aged to old gay
dudes are just bleeding money.

Speaker 17 (01:20:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
How does that transition happen?

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
Is?

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
I just love to know. Is it handed down from
generation to generation? Can't wait to be one of those
drunk rich old gage He'll get some Macy's dead stuck
on me. I'll see you dressed up in underwear and belts.

Speaker 7 (01:21:09):
Yeah, I paid for this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
I think you know what I'm gonna say again, Yeah,
I think you paid for it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
I'm gonna say, sugar Daddy, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Agree with that. You think dad's not in the picture,
Daddy Dad, he's there with his seventy year old boyfriend,
Sugar Zaddy somewhere he's there. Yeah, Okay, he got dropped off. Man,
it's Sammy. I think a boyfriend boyfriend. Yeah, I say,
zaddi a zaddi. Let's find out about Griffin, who paid
for your coach Chilla tickets. I'm with pass L.

Speaker 21 (01:21:40):
We have like a festival house away up the way,
doing some content, just hanging out. It's like me, Sugar
and Spice GTM. You know, a whole bunch of all
the girls are here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Are you a fluencer?

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Griffin?

Speaker 13 (01:21:51):
Sure, something like that. What do you mean all the
girls who are there?

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Me?

Speaker 21 (01:21:54):
You know, the drag queens, the pop stars.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Yeah, the hot queer ones.

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
That's where we are.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Okay. That is a PR agency in l A West LA.
It was Hollywood in fact. How do I get a
part of that? Yeah? You too can make your pants
out of belts. The girls dead stock. So he's that's
he's the highest in our category, right man.

Speaker 13 (01:22:14):
It's because he is technically an influencer and gift then.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Love me and worship. Nothing else to do. The woody
shoe shoe, you know, I feel like I failed on
the text pointed this out. Gina said that she went
to Coachella. She went once three times. Oh, you said,
it's been a long time since you Yeah, okay, who

(01:22:43):
paid for your Coachella ticket? Let's try to see if
we can take a guess. Oh, let's see, uh, because
I'm thinking about the radio stations that she worked at.
I don't think they would have Coachella hookups.

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
I mean if she worked in a building where a
yeah for sure. Sometimes they do no stylish of bands too.
Nobody paid, she got handed the tickets, yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
But was it through somebody she had a relationship with
or was it the coworker relationship professional relationship? Okay, all right,
and I think maybe you quote worked while you were there.
This was way before that. I worked.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
I worked my ass off. I was slinging suits.

Speaker 14 (01:23:28):
I paid for my first two Coachellas and then the
third one own nothing artists pass oh artists.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Yeah, and how did you get that?

Speaker 14 (01:23:39):
Because my uh at the time, a family member was
working with Trent Reznor own Nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
And it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
But yeah, the first two I paid for nails artists
passed Greg. I know he was and at the time
so cool.

Speaker 7 (01:23:57):
He was dating a woman who was death and so
he was signing it was like really hot.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
It was hot, Yes, it was just it was it
was awesome. Yeah. The hierarchy, there's only one other pass
higher than that, the artists past. Yeah. No, it's a
uh they call it like the secret Garden. Pass.

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
So like the owners or the ex owners of the
polo grounds, they have like this little lake that's hidden
behind a garden, and then there is just like open
bart the entire time, I've only.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Had that passay so on v P. It's not like
an open bar. No, no, no, it's just a special.

Speaker 13 (01:24:38):
Vi P.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Good bathrooms. You have a good bathroom and shorter lines
that still you know, nowhere else has good bathrooms. Yeah,
Gina had said that the first one she went to
was before cell phones and all the stuff I ever had.
Walkie talking You.

Speaker 14 (01:24:57):
Had to go to like Walmart and stuff get walkie
talkies because there was no other way to get ahold
of anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Yeah, well if the so the artists themselves can't go
into secret garden, really they get invited, Oh glad they can't.
They can't just walk in with their past my comments.
Can't wait for the break to put the bite of pizza.
I know, in the middle of a conversation, it's like,
this is a good time, is anything pizza eight seven
four Woodie, you can text us over to two two

(01:25:23):
nine eight seven boy hattie that sure got a tasty
kit to the show. Will be right back. I don't
care why you listen. You listening, You love it listening.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
As long as you're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
This is the Lily Show, all right. Welcome back everybody. Sure,
And in case you're just tuning in, and even if
you already had listening before the break, I'll remind you again.
Happy Friday, Yeah, Hi Briday. All right. So it's April
the eleventh today, Greg, one of your favorites. It's barbershop
Quartet Day. Talk about old time.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Go away.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
My grandfather was in a barbershop quartet really away, n Yeah,
I mean he was. He was a nuclear engineer by
day and then barbershop quartet dude by night. Yeah, and
the red and white striped jackets and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:26:16):
I love the dapper dams love.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Yeah, through my island.

Speaker 6 (01:26:20):
Wouldn't happen if he wasn't off singing right exactly. Today
his National Pet Day.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
It's a dog therapy day, which I told you there's
a place not far from the radio station they offer
dog reiki. It's a ripoff. It's raiky for dogs. It's
called a scam. It's National cheese and they misspelled it
National cheese. Fon do Day. It's supposed to be fun Due. Yeah,

(01:26:50):
it's f U and do National Cheese Fund Day. It's
also National Poutine Day and National clean Up your Pantry Day,
which my wife just said last week weekend. Yeah, and
now she just goes over there and I'm like, man,
you're getting another snack. She goes, no, I'm just admiring
my work. Okay, Yeah, I mean I should send you
a picture of the pantry.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Gould.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
It looks like it looks like we are living in
a house of like poverty. Oh wow, it is everything faced,
everything's faced. But there's like so little in there. Oh
we I think we have like maybe four cans total. Yeah,
she got rid of like any old soup or any
like stuff, that stuff that would otherwise keep. I think

(01:27:31):
she was just sick of looking at it. Sounds a
little paranoid, I know, I know, like and by the way,
I don't even know maybe that stuff had been in
there for forever. I really don't know how long that
stuff's been in there. I don't look. Yeah, I don't
look a mess. We got the birthdays, the porno birthday
coming up here in just a couple of minutes. But
first Menica and tell us what's happening in the world
of entertainment. Well, it is festival season and this weekend

(01:27:53):
is weekend one of Coachella. But there's a new book
out about Lollapalooza Music Festival, and in the book it
was revealed that actually Perry Ferrell, who helped put the
festival together, did not like Green Day and he thought
that they were a boy band and he was really
trying to get them off the bill, but a stage

(01:28:14):
manager stepped in and said, hey, these guys are not
a boy band. You should really let them play.

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
But Billy Joe Armstrong got wind of how much Perry
Ferrell was being an a hole, so he straight up
dedicated a song to him on stage. The song would
be Chump and said, here is to Perry Ferrell for
being a dick. So anyways, so yeah, and he.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Was bummed out because it's like we've always looked up
to Perry Ferrell and thought he was really cool and
don't bet your heroes, right, like, don't be people that
you actually like. Respect. Yeah, it didn't. It just didn't
go so hot.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
Yeah, and also Perry Ferrell, maybe at the time, might
have been on some things. Yeah, some people tend to
be a holes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Yeah, it was one of the strangest interviews I've ever
done in my life with Perry f He was cool
and the interview ended up being fun. But it was
just random and all over the place, but it was
it was cool, it was fun, he was nice.

Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
Well, I think everybody has done all right except for Perry.
He's kind of like, I don't know, had some issues. Yeah,
that big meltdown here recently. Almost fun with band members
being weird, all right. Well, moving on to our daily
mention of Glenn Powell. You hear this, Sammy, Glenn Powell
had a meet up in London, and that would be
with Demi Moore because Demi Moore texted Glenn and said

(01:29:34):
we should get together because I haven't my dog, you
have your dog and they should meet. Oh okay, they
met up and they took adorable photos together. Now, Debbie
Moore allegedly is known to be the one that reaches
out to the new it guy in Hollywood, and I

(01:29:54):
guess you know, Glenn Palell is a new it guy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
So do you think she's creeping in on your man?
Right now? The real meet up and just have our
dogs meet sounds kind of kind of weird.

Speaker 9 (01:30:04):
Yeah, that's definitely excuse. Plus the whole Ashton Kutcher thing.
I mean, I think she likes the younger guys.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 13 (01:30:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:10):
Now did you hear this as well? That Glenn Pale
shot a scene just recently the Hawk a girl. I
know what, dude, every even even the Hawk to girls
hanging out with your man.

Speaker 9 (01:30:23):
Saying yeah, because he has that new show coming out
where he plays the football player where he's a character
Chad Powers.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
Yeah and there.

Speaker 9 (01:30:32):
Yeah, he's finished filming that, but he had to go
back and reshoot a scene with Hawk to a girl.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Hayley, are you on some kind of like yeah, Google alert?

Speaker 9 (01:30:45):
No, it just pops up when I'm looking at like
news and stuff. I look for look at the news
every day.

Speaker 7 (01:30:49):
Do you have one of those Glenn Powell alert like notification?

Speaker 9 (01:30:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I don't even know how to do a Google alert.
I know she's got she's got a lady bone. I
didn't know about the Demi Moor thing.

Speaker 6 (01:31:00):
Oh he didn't, Okay, wow, I didn't. All right, all right,
Well did you guys hear about this? I didn't even
know Mickey Rourke. I thought he died, but he's alive.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
I wouldn't wouldn't have guessed he was alive.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
And he is doing Celebrity Big Brother UK and he's
being a wild boy on there because he got put
it in a time out. Jo Jojo Siwa is on
the show as well, and uh, he's on there, guy
and he's saying stuff in front of her and he
says to her, he goes, if I stay longer than
four days in this house, you will no longer be gay.

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Face.

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
And then he also said I need a fag and
he goes and then he goes, I'm not talking about you,
Jojo to her face again. So he got put it
into timeout and they said, hey, if you continue with
your language, with your language, you're gonna be asked to
leave the house.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
I mean, he's an old guy, you know what I mean? Well,
and is the UK running out of celebrities they have
to steal ours.

Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
The UK Celebrities Big Brother always has American celebrities on there,
So why called Celebrity Big Brother UK? Well, they like
a couple of UKs. What's their version of it? Has
to be all UK people take a lift?

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Are you right?

Speaker 11 (01:32:12):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
All right, thank you very much, menace, no problem, it's
time for your birthdays and porno birthday.

Speaker 22 (01:32:20):
Bat Show Shimday, were gonna it's Shiver Day, We're gonna
Sitta was like, it's Shimoday, and you know we don't
do birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
And we will start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to
Jennifer Espizio. She is fifty two years old today. All right,
here you go. Bort gold Dust, the ww wrestler, is
fifty six years old today. Oh yeah, Menace rapper David
Banner is fifty one. Peter reger Boone and Animal House

(01:32:52):
Carol Kine's boyfriend on The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is seventy eight. Yeah.
And then this is how Thinn the birthdays are today.
Michelle Fan. Does anybody know who Michelle Fan is? Well,
i'll see if Man's or anybody in the room knows, yes, sister,
never heard Nicole Fanny anybody else Michelle Fan included. Well,

(01:33:19):
she's got eight point six million subscribers and she's a YouTuber,
a YouTube makeup star. That's how Finn the birthday is
all right, sweet anyway, thirty eight years old, and your
porno birthday is Kylie Rocket and today's birthday. Girl, She's
seen more facials than a Beverly Hills spot in five

(01:33:40):
hundred and twelve fine adult films, including sixty nine mile Marathon.
She was in Spermaholics Volume eight. She was in A
Step in the Right Erection, also Lesbian Adventure Strap on
Specialist volume seventeen. That's one for you, Greg. She was
in Slim Babe and Pay Held by Thick Black Penis

(01:34:02):
and who can forget her? Unforgetib We're all in Big Dong.
The witch is fed. No, who's getting that? Getting that
is Kylie Rockett, who is twenty four years old today.
And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Friday morning look at what's happening around the
world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show Insensitivity Draining

(01:34:27):
for political world. It's a Woody Show. Well, that's gonna
do it for this hour. That's gonna do it for
today's show. That's it for the week everybody. Yeah, time
for the weekend. Quick wrap up here, tell you a
couple of things, then we'll be on our way. Full
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to keep it quick so we can get the hell
out of here. Yeah, do it. Greg Gory parting words
of Wysdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:35:50):
Yeah, just a Friday reminder that drinking will make you
see double but act single.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
I thought there was more to that, Greg, I'm all
driving to the Late Gong. I thought there might have
been more to that, but no, that was it. That's it, guys,
all right, all right, thank you very much, Great Gory,
thank you so much for giving the what he show,
some of your valuable time this week. You know, we
love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Monday.

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Have a great weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:36:21):
S MD doubled m Bye, great Friday Mother,