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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this program,
old listener discretion?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It's Wednesday,
it's midweek. It's April the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. We
are the Woody Show. My name is whatdy? That is
Greg Gory?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Menace is here? What is Gina Grab?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
We got Samu's here, Morgan's here. Phones are open at
eight seven seven forty four. You can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. All the
training news headlines coming up for you today. Also the
entertainment stuff. Got birthdays, born of birthday all in there
as well. We'll be getting some of that, Oh Woodie
(01:20):
Show merch store. We have a brand new item, and
I meant to mention this yesterday, a little bit earlier.
But it's that lowrider old English I designed it. Oh yeah,
that our friend Tim Martinez had designed it. And every
time I found one that was unopened, I forgot about
it and I wore it a couple of times here.
Recently we got a lot of questions that's available now on.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Merch store with a woody Warren jersey. But I know
what you're really really wondering about this because yesterday was
my wife's birthday and I had a big meeting that
I had to go to in the afternoon, and we
stayed at a hotel because I didn't want to like
have to fight traffic and get home to anyway. So
she came down. She met me down there. Greg had said,
oh cool hotel. Sec of course, Uh yeah, didn't happen.
(02:03):
And it's because school. Well, no, she has a visitor, right, yeah,
has a visitor.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Now here's are they from.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Here's how unsexy it is?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Red square?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
All right? I don't know women have these things.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
She has what essentially looks like like a puppy pea
pad that she puts down on the bed as to
not really And I said, it's actually brilliant. And I said,
but it's not. Apparently they sell these for women. It
wasn't an actual like puppy pea pad. That's a good idea,
but it looks just like one of those. It's a
peer pad. So you don't like bleed on your ship.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
It happened, I said, do you want to be But
this happens.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
So I'm a little confused on this.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
But so okay, well, I mean you both have so
you can ask her.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Okay, do you know if she's using anything else or
it's almost No, No, she's using that.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
No, it's just it's extra. I remember she had to
have like a Remember she had to have like a
procedure done like a month or so ago. So this is, hey,
your next couple. Uh, you know, got strong anyway, So
they sell these things. I didn't know this. I didn't
know they sold like puppy pea pads for periods. Okay,
that ruins hotels, right, Okay, so that's I'm thinking that
(03:15):
as I'm laying there and I look over last night,
I go, this is marriage. And I pointed at it.
I said, this is what marriage is. You just put
a pad down. Here's here's what this myth may make
it more palatable for you.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Woody.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
There are many brands out there periods I'm seeing which
is interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
But here's one for you. It will make it seem better.
It's the gorilla grip version. Yeah, okay, he says. The
one thing she was complaining about how it moves around
when she moves and.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Leak proves birthday present curiously.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, yeah, good idea. Do they have like any designs
like wicked or maybe cool like Hamilton won that she.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Would do that little mad heavy though, right, That's that's super,
that's super because.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
Of the procedere ye sure, because well I've known about
this after girls have c sections and stuff like that
and they can't or like or have a baby and
they can't use like a pad of any sort.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
But this has never happened to you, just in the wild,
because this has definitely happened to me.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Oh, I think I think we mentioned the story. And
by the way, good morning everybody. This this this will
you lose weight? Right right? Vagina's were already grosser. I
kind of agree. They're complicated, they're hanged, they're gross. Yeah,
they have their own personality and now they need pads.
Yeah no, but like it's dude, it's just like, forget it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
I think you summed it up right. Cool.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, this is marriage. Yeah, this is this is marriage.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
But she had the pad? Was her mouth broken? I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
It, well, yeah, it was her birthday.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
At least you remembered her birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No, I did, well, And that's the.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Thing they got flowers. I had to make sure that
the kids each had a card for her, So I
went out and picked out a card. I got gifts
and gates.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Of course they don't even pick out their cards.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Well, because it was like I didn't have time to
bring them because I meant to do it over the
weekend and I forgotten. She ran no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (05:13):
They they had to write it all in there. Did
you go to the store and then FedEx them back
to your house? Yeah, back to my own house, which
is also what.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It deposit on the hotel room for that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Oh, there's just not like you give.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The heads up. You don't take ruined your mattress like
a past deposit. He just heads up, Yeah, heavy fluff.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's crazy. You know it's crazy. You can't bring dogs
to certain nice hotels, but any bleeding.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Woman can go everywhere uncontrollable months.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Shouldn't they make you sleep in the parking garage in
the back up at least?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, So you never heard of these things and you
never heard never heard of it?
Speaker 8 (05:52):
I have, I have when it comes to you said,
but she has. She had a procedure, and I'm guessing
that maybe he did like period panties or something like diapers.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Why wouldn't you wear a diaper? Then that's easier. I'll
be honest. I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I would rather hurt use that thing that she puts
on top of the sheet than than a diaper next
to that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
One day.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
They are surprisingly comfortable.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
They were, But I don't want to sleep next to
another adult diaper. I think it's on the sheets. Yeah,
you're on the pad. And we have a king sized bed.
We we have our own area code. The bet is
so big, even with my big fat has on there.
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Isn't she always slunkling up to you all?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
No, no again, that's not marriage.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yeah, that's dating.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's not marriage. When Gina was interviewing for the job,
here we went. We went out to that lunch. Yes, okay,
so she has had a similar experience.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
This does happen.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It happened at lunch.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Oh that's you're going to be You're never gonna stop
throwing up.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
So we went out to lunch with the program director
of the station, myself and Gina. It was just because
the program director wanted to get like a better you know,
feel for Gina as a person with employees.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
She was disgusted, as she should have been.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So anyway, we're sitting there and then it turns out
like while we're sitting there, having like a nicely kind
of brunchy, breakfasty kind of thing, Gina starts bleeding through
her skirt.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But I didn't know. I didn't notice it. So then
sitting down, Yeah, but I was like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
We walked across a parking lot to a Starbucks.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
I was like, they'll leave first, I'll leave after. I'm
no big deal. He's like, well, you want to go
get a Starbucks. I feel that something is amiss back there.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
So we're walking. I grab like a sort of jacket
thing and I kind of like hold it, but I
don't think it's doing the trick. And I'm walking because
he's like being a gentleman and stuff, so I have
to walk in front of him.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'm sorry for me.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
So we sit down and we're talking and I just
I just know, I just feel it. So we're finally done,
and I'm like, please after you, I insist. I get
home and.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
It looks like she got a shotgun.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
It looks like I sat and ketchup and he and
I was so more to fight and I I but
when I when I have like a really bad, like
embarrassing thing, I can't hold it in. I feel like
the only way to yeah, the only way to like
cleanse myself is to release it. So I texted his
wife and I was like, do you think your husband
(08:16):
noticed the back of my pants?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
No, I wasn't checking out your ass. Thank god we
were just walking.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yeah, he absolutely was not checking me out, because there's
no way to miss this.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I definitely like, hey, you got something on your skirt.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
You would have you would have known what it was though,
were you a skirt it was like like pants, but okay, okay.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Skirt would have been a just you would have seen
it dripping, because you know what, that happened to me
one time I was.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
On a ways my dog.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
I was just so happy that I had pants on
the time that it happened to me because I almost
wore short anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
So that's what I don't you.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Guys feel bad for us. You shouldn't be like contemptuous,
you should feel bad.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
That's what I learned. I'm like, you know what, it
always works out that way. When I her my wife
and I have like we go somewhere for a weekend times.
I swear to God, it's like her, it's easither, her
body is willing and like, oh not this gross ass
you know whole.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Uh and you're not trying to no no, no again.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I'm a married man. I am not this desperate.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I got it.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, but they always that brow. That's something I learned.
I didn't know that product existed. Maybe lddies. You're hearing
this and you're going, hey, I can actually benefit from
that now now I know. I know, give a cup?
Now you know all more? What he shows next? Hang on,
it's a woody show and we are into another new
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It's Wednesday Morning. It's April the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Moddy,
that's Greg Gory. Hi would menace is riding Yon? What
we got Gina Grass Sea masses here, we got Morgan morning.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Sammy's here.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Boodie, you
can set it the text over to two nine eight seven.
Got some news headlines coming up for you. This hour
saw an interesting stat Newpole says that thirty three percent
of people already trust chat GPT more than experts and
at least one field or area of expertise.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Wow, I feel like everybody's using chat GBT except for me.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Oh really, I'm using it a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, I'm not using AI as much as I thought
I would. I mean, I'm I'm making sure that I
learn a lot about it, but just in my daily life,
not really using it a lot.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
I Google almost nothing. Yeah anymore. I go to chat
GPT as my go to, and then what I like
about it is that it gives you an answer. You
just put in your your question and then it gives
you the answer. And if you have any follow ups
on that, like okay, well explain why whatever this part is,
they go, oh great, and hey, do you have any
links for that? I do have a photo for that
(10:56):
that I could see or an example. But it's it's
just like having a coin station with somebody who knows everything,
as opposed to Google search looking through the results that they're
based on. However, many people I know they have that
little AI think at the top. Ye still not nearly
as good a.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Little rundown of what you're looking for.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, still not nearly as good as Chat GBT. Like
the I think the experience personally. I know everybody's got
Android or iPhone or you know whatever, PlayStation or Xbox. Yeah,
they have a preference. My preference just happens to be
chat GBT. I just like the interface better.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, I'm kind to wait for the full audio version
of AI where I'm just just speaking to it. That's
what I want. Yeah, I think you can do that.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
You can talk to chat GBT all right.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, but I want to like super quick, just we're
just having a conversation.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Basically, most trusted when it comes to things like career
advice and product recommendations, least trusted when it comes to
medical and legal advice.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Good to know.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah, it's just like anything else. With that stuff you
can get. Like my mom is going through all her stuff,
her hip ish you and the nerve stuff, and so
I introduced her to chat GPT because she got through
reports from whatever test she had done, and she got
the document of the report, but she wasn't having a
follow up with her doctor for like a couple of weeks,
and so you have this information, but you can't decipher
(12:17):
what's what. And I said, just upload the PDF or
go through it because my mom's kind of private, you know,
I said, you know, get the PDF, edit out any
kind of personal information, so it's just the medical stuff
and upload that the chat GPT smart and say explain
this to me as if I'm a fifteen year old kid. Yes,
and it'll explain it I And she loves it.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
That's dude. I've done that so many times with my homework,
like re explain this to me, like I'm not a
professor here, right, it's great?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
And so she had I said, what's great, mom, is
that you can like if you see it's the whatever, alturial, whatever,
the medical crap, can you please explain what that is?
Can you show me on a diagram of a person,
like where that is and what function?
Speaker 6 (13:00):
And it serves it so great that it was a
good idea.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Great.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I don't know about the medical stuff, but Gina, with
the homework stuff, do you have to crosscheck to make
sure that it's summarizing it correctly?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well?
Speaker 6 (13:09):
And that's the other thing, because the teachers are always like,
don't get caught up in this chat GPT stuff. You're
not always going to get the right answer, you know,
like Wikipedia, you know that kind of thing like don't
get crazy. So you know, I had your bets.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, so I mean I've seen also when it comes
to that kind of thing, you can find some information,
take your raw data that you have found that is verified,
true information listed in there as bullet points, and say,
can you put this in the in the in the
kind of a paragraph or a report using just these
facts and put them in an order, a sequential order
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that makes and it's great.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
You're making this thing work for you.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'm really I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Know, I'm fascinated by the whole thing because I found
it very interesting for even the you know, the the
pilot ground school stuff that I'm doing. Yeah, because I'll
see something and I'll understand what the answer is, but
I want to know why something is. It definitely helps
you learn, Yeah, it helps, you know, it just helps
kind of break it down. When you know this thing
only goes to a certain depth or whatever, you can
(14:07):
go that next level in down a little bit more granular.
I think it's cool. Sixteen percent trust Chat GPT more
than Google. Forty one percent said they trusted less. Half
said they lean on as a learning tool. Thirty three
percent use it for financial stuff, thirty percent ask for
product recommendations. I did that recently. I just found a hotel.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Oh with chapt okay to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
It's like, hey, I got to go to a meeting,
this meeting I have to go to Yesterday, I said,
I got to go to this meeting at this place.
Can you give me like a hotel within walking distance
that's at least three and a half to four stars? Nice?
You know, and it does boom boom boom boom boom boom,
and it gives you the links to them you can
check them out.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, it's it was great.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
So is it totally unbiased then, because if you did
that on Google, it might you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, paid exactly.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
It'll show you sources, so like whatever chat GPT is
pulling for, it'll show you. And it just basically looks
for any kind of like court not correlation, what's the consensus?
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Yeah, okay, that's and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, I thought it was really good.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I know there's other ones out there, see all kinds
of perplexity.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Now do you pay for it or do you use
the free version?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
I used the free version for a while, but then
I was asking some stuff and I said, hey, you
get X number of these prem per whatever. And yeah,
but I said, now I'm paying for it.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
But it's worth it.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
You would say, yeah, because I use it all the time.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
It's awesome.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, I use it all the time. I thought it was.
There's even an AI now. It's called in Touch, and
it's designed to help people who may not have the
time or inclination to call their parents on a regular base,
like that if your parents are elderly, and so it
places AI generated voice calls to your parents, engaging them
in conversations about their day, their hobbies, and their feelings.
So you could take it to a really crazy extreme.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
We're talking now, here's my daily use. Yeah, because you
can put your own voice into it it obviously, and
then elders have a car recition.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Well, we were talking about remember that clipped Sea Bass
had for us in the weekend audio that AI lawyer,
the guy in New York. He tried to have the
AI lawyer make his case for yeah, and the judge
wasn't having it.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Remember that the appellant has submitted a video. We will
hear that video.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Now, may it please the court? I come here today
A humble.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Proceeds panels five Distinguished Justice hold on, is that counsel
for the case I generated that that is not.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
A real person.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You did not tell me that, sir.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
And you have appeared before this court and been able
to testify verbally.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
You are not going to use this court room as
a launch for your business. So if you are.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
Able to shut that off, you had five minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Damn. What I really want is the robot. Like, give
me the AI robot.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I don't want a robot walking around my house. I
have this thing in my pocket. You got the phone
that's your or you have like one of the Alexa devices,
and you know, if you have a question, you don't
have to be yelling and screaming at it. You can
just ask and maybe you know it has other sensors
around that.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
So many uses for the robot.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
I just want something to clean.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
At one point, men and you know you weren't working
here yet. Menace told us he wanted one of those
recliner chairs that helps you stand up.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't want that. It's so
many offered one for me, but I just didn't have
the space for it at the time.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yea and Menaces still my dream? Yeah, the AI now
is making better memes than humans. So if you're looking
to do sure memes on something that happened on the
show and you want to post it on social media,
you can just pop it into AI and I'll punch them.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I'd like to see it because I tried it with
like comedy, you know, like make jokes whatever.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, it's so good. Yeah, so check this out. I
put into chat GPT once I did the pay version
or whatever, I said, here, take this picture and you
know our our Woody show cast picture that they took
that they used now for all the sales presentation stuff.
I uploaded that into the chat GPT and I said,
(18:13):
make this into a garbage pail kid version, artwork or whatever.
And this is what it came back with. How cool
is that?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I had, I had two different versions. It did that
one such bug eye, and then did this one which
looks even more like you know, just is that cool?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So many artists going out of business, that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
What is the world lead us for now?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
And this took for it to generate. It took I
would say, I don't know, maybe maybe two minutes ninety
seconds to two minutes. And it just dropped this and
I have it. I have it as a high resolution.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Soon it will be yeah two seconds.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I think the number one thing I'd be afraid of
is if I was a graphic artist, because couldn't you
just say, hey, I have a company called Greg's Guard.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Again, there's apps may do the logo. There are a
logo I messed with at one point because I'm like, hey,
maybe we'll change up the Woodie Show logo, which we've
never done. It's been the same logo forever, and I
was just messing around with that. It wasn't it wasn't great,
but some of the stuff it came up with, I mean,
it was really cool idea. And I saw some other
logos that it came up with. You you can do
(19:27):
exactly that. I wanted to be kind of edgy surf side,
you know whatever for my new crab and seafood. You know,
the counter service blah blah blah, and it's called Gregs
And next thing you know, it comes up this nautical
looking and it gives you like seven different versions. And
(19:48):
the article I just saw recently was about how dude,
if you are a graphic artist, you're double and.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
You're double screwed, because not only do we not need
you anymore, but AI is using your work to generate
it work. You know, like it's aggregating, right, it's aggregating
all that stuff, and be like, how about this version
right now?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
It still takes, and it will get better and it'll
get easier over time. It still takes knowing how to
prompt it. Yes, so to get like a really good
looking logo. And this is just off as something pretty
you know, crude as far as the amount of description
I gave, But again, this came out pretty good. Can
imagine if I really knew what I was doing with
(20:27):
the prompting of the AI, than.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, that's what's happening with video. You're just talking about
just graphics. Like the people that know how to prompt
text to video and lay all that stuff out. It's like,
oh yeah, well just creating an entire world or an
entire movie just because they know how to prompt the system.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, so that's that's.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Going to be the job.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
And then you can maybe take it and you can
go from there at least get the template or the
beginnings of it.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Something that took ten people now just takes one.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, And then you can perfect it and you can
add little things to it, like people. I saw a
really cool video where somebody took somebody else's piece of art.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Greg, maybe we can use like piece of art.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, and they changed it into something completely different that
looks like this picture of this old house and then
they turn it into a haunted house scene with all
these like skeletons and all kind But it looked really cool.
It looks like Thomas Kinkaid maybe had doun it.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Can we do that with one of Greg's paintings.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
That's what I said that I'd be really take one
of my Yeah, you get it, an actual piece of art,
put some.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Happy trees in there or something. Right, so you're something
you have no use for a robot.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
No, really, yeah I don't. I don't knowing the robot
like going around the house.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I want like a robotic helmet that gives you a haircut.
You put it on and talk about it memorizes the
perfect hair.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
But you can't have a robot that can just do
that for Greg is obsessed with the haircut.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
He's talked about maybe like getting a haircut so it
locks in the place. You take a pill and something stops. Also,
chatchy bt can now generate fake and very can convincing receipts,
which they say is bad news for businesses and for
employers that people are fudging their receipts recently updated with
these better text and image capabilities, that people are using
(22:10):
it to create and manipulate all kinds of receipts, which
of course they can turn in with their expenses.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Open Ai says AI generated images have hidden metadata that
IDs them as fake. However, when asked why chatbt allows
the creation of fake receipts despite the fraud policies, they
said they aim to provide creative freedom. Oh yeah, and
suggested that AI generated receipts might have legitimate uses like
financial education or marketing.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, like hemp.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Well, you know, we can make room.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
The Walmart people are going to go out those guys
that check your receipts.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right. They're gone seven forty four wooding.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
His Great h.
Speaker 11 (22:54):
Al garbage day, not garbage here, people. Okay, don't forget.
We have trash day, not trash weed. It's not every
once in a while that they.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Leave it out for an extra day.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's the woody show.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
All right, welcome back. Wait, somebody said on the text,
my wife lost her brother in December and she's been
using chat GPT as a therapist. I've heard of that too, say, yeah,
cause you can ask advice like, well, what if I'm
feeling about this way? Yeah, what did people do when
(23:34):
they have these type of thoughts? Or what do you
think I should do in order to make myself feel
better about? Educase that at least as a baseline. Yeah,
I can also help you find a therapist, I'm sure
if you want, like a for reals one.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, I heard younger people using that. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Hey, I just posted on Woody Show Instagram. I was
telling you about those garbage pail kid yeah style Woody
Show from the Woody Show publicity photo that chat GBT
did in about ninety seconds. I'd post them so you
want to see them and let's know how they came out.
As a garbage pail kid fan, I think they came.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Out really cool, pretty authentic looking.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
It's posed right now. You can find us at the
Woody Show on Instagram and hey, nippling buttolers, if you're
not following us yet, we're still trying to get to
two D. We're still trying to get to two hundred thousand.
That easy, followers, guys, what's that? It's not that easy. No,
even when we ask a favor, it's not that easy.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No, it's not. What do we need we need further further? No,
we're not. No, we're not.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
We're at one hundred ninety nine thousand, three hundred and
twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, good there.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
I think a couple of days ago when we asked
for the favor, we were like two hundred and eighty something.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
So, you know, we'll people ask like, why why is it?
Why is it like that? Because we are content that
we put on our social media is just basically it's
for our listeners. Yes, why doesn't it like go to
one point blah blah blah, mili And it is because
the content again that's shared on our social is for
our listeners.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
It's not clickbait stuff. It's stuff for people to tune in,
it's stuff for people to win stuff. It's you know,
stuff of maybe general interests of people who do listen
to the show all the time about Greg's whatever, or
in this case, you know, here's what chat GPT came
up with.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's not a huge amount of what they call shaable content.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah, but it would be nicely like when I'm at
the gas pump, but I try to go to a
nice even number. It's like two hundred thousand. Sound just sounds.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
So if you want to check out what chat GPT
put together for us when I said, hey, take our
publicity photo and make it into reimagine it as something
in the style of garbage pil kids. It's really cool.
It did the trag at the show. You can check
it out there right now. We got some news headlines. Well,
Gail King, before you get to what you got over there,
(25:52):
this is so funny. We were talking about the Blue
Origin launch this week and Gail King does it like
that people aren't impressed by what she and the other
broads did with their ride on the Amazon Rocket. Here's
what she said to TMZ, I really resent it.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
People are calling it a ride.
Speaker 12 (26:13):
We duplicated the trajectory of Alan Shepherd's flight back in
the day. No one called that a ride. A ride
sounds frivolous, it sounds insignificant.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
This was because it was insignificant because when he did it,
they had something that they put him up in the
into that same level of flight with something that has
less computing power than than the standard calculator.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Yeah, that's impressive.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
To what we have now and the technology that's in
like this Blue Origin rocket total.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
This is a gigantic rocket.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
But it's like, okay, so it's it's to say, like,
you know, you get on an airplane today and you're
the same as the right brothers, Like, it's you can't
compare the two. It's not the same experience. I agree
with that aspect one hundred percent. If you're just a passenger,
you're not even touching any controls. It is basically a ride.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
It's a ride. It's six flags.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's like that big thing they bring it back and
they sing, yeah, they sling shots.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
But I do agree with Gil, it's impressive. It's more
than just a frivolous ride. I would do it. Is
it my dream space ride? No?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Is it real space?
Speaker 8 (27:22):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Well, and also what does she care? I'd be like, yeah,
I'm not. I don't really, I'm not paying attention to
what other people are doing. I'm just remembering my awesome ride. Yeah,
this was a bonavide flight. So you know, I say,
have you been to space?
Speaker 12 (27:36):
Have you seen what Blue Origin does to get these
machines up, get them up and get them down with
the precision that they do. I'm sorry there are haters.
There was always going to be here.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, for sure, it's true. Yeah. And the precision of
like landing the rocket back on earth like it's it's
all and it's like there hasn't been so many like
this wasn't the one hundred and fifty the flight of doing.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
That, that's they Lauren Sanchez, Gail King, they did nothing impressive.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
They took the ring.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I still think they risked their life.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
It took a lot of nerve to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
It wasn't the monumental event that they wanted to be,
at least not in the eyes of the public. Also
didn't help that Jeff Bezos's chick that Lauren Sanchez held
up a stuffed animal that's a character in her book,
and Carrie Katy Perry's holding up a butterfly thing with
these words written on people like that like some kind
of motivational message or what nuts or set list for
her upcoming.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Tour d Boy marketing. That's what you said, Yeah, and
I there's gonna be a lipstick tie in. I know it.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's what you were saying. Yeah, there should be a
other celebrity chicks.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Olivia Munn, Olivia Wild, Emily Radikowski, they be hating. Here's
what Emily Radikowski had to say at the Space.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Mission this morning.
Speaker 13 (28:51):
This is beyond every thing that you care about Mother Earth,
and you're growing up in a spaceship that is built
and paid for by a company that's single handedly destroying
the plant at the state of the world, and think
about how many resources went into putting these women into
space for what. I'm disgusted.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
She's Ann Killjoy though she's disgusted. She started hanging out
at that Cidney suite. I'm like, don't do that. Yes,
you're going to ruin the city.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Not America's sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
I don't know if Blue Origin invited me and Genus
said the same thing. If they we would absolutely go.
Do I think it's a real spaceflight.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
No, we would go, but we wouldn't take the credit.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
For now.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I'm not calling myself Neil Armstrong. You're not going to
be Sally ride over there.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
That's all what's going on in the news.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Well, there was a shooting at Wilmer Hutchings High School
in Dallas yesterday happened just after one pm. Four students
ended up in the hospital. Three were shot, one got
hurt just trying to get away. Thankfully, none of the
injuries are life threatening, but they were pretty serious. Cops
think it started because of a fight among students, possibly
over a dice game. The shooter is in custody. Apparently
(29:55):
the shooter was let into the building by someone on campus,
which is freaking people out. The school just canceled classes
for the rest of the week. They're offering mental health support.
But also this is the second.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Shooting school at the same school. Yeah, so getting pretty
what the hell's going on there?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Wink Martindale Does that name sound familiar? Oh yeah. The
legendary game show host best known for Tic Tac Dough
and Gambit. He's passed away at ninety one years old.
He died at his home in Rancho Mirage, California, surrounded
by his wife of forty nine years, Sandra, and the family.
He'd been battling lymphoma for the past year. Wink Martindale's
(30:31):
he began his career at seventeen as a radio DJ
sound familiar.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
What he Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
He also conducted one of.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
El's career went a Little Better at a little Longer.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
He conducted one of Elvis's first radio interviews in nineteen
fifty six, and he hosted twenty KME shows in the sixties.
Even had a brief music career with a spoken word
hit Deck of Cards.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I think you did Elvis.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Oh, I wouldn't doubt it. If it's his first I
was figured.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
I thought he did other bigger game shows that I knew.
I knew Tictac Dough I remember watching that because there
was the dragon that would pop up, which always scared.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Me as a kid.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
But even the other list of the games, I was like,
I do I remember?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Do not watch?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I didn't remember any any of these.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Then it became yeah, the other ones I don't remember Gambit,
never heard of that?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Ever heard of that? One of my one thousand?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
And then what was it?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
He did some infomercial for something?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yeah, was it? It wasn't the craft that was.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Let letter Let's see a good justure. Oh yeah, that's
the only reason I know fort Linkletter is anyway, YEA.
A new CDC report shows that autism rates and kids
here in the US are at an all time high.
So as of twenty twenty two, about one in every
thirty one eight year olds have been diagnosed with autism.
That's up from one in thirty six just two years earlier.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
So isn't I just learned about this? Isn't this basically
depending on where you live? Yes, So if you live
like on the coast, like in San Diego for example,
like people are diagnosed as autistic way more than they
are in more of like a you know, less popular.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Rural one in nineteen kids.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
And by the way, there's no actual I didn't realize
this either. There's no actual like quote test or like
lab thing or whatever. It's just oh, based on behavior.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Yeah, being over diagnosed.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yes, and that's the thought I had, Like, you know,
is this person really autistic or are they just socially awkward?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Or you point out how people are called learning disability
or too much?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Right, Oh you're obesa.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Well and when you say something's on the spectrum and
more arbitrary, yeah, exactly. Yeah. And and boys are three
times more likely to be diagnosed than girls. And Starbucks
is rolling out a new dress code starting May twelfth,
not everyone's excited about it though. Yeah, starting on the twelfth,
baristas have to wear solid black shirts and either khaki
or blue or black jeans with their aprons. So to
(32:54):
help out a little, Starbucks is giving them two free
black shirts. The company says it's trying to create a
work consistent look uniform right now what with their apron.
But the union is not happy about what. Yeah, they
don't like it. They said they need to focus on
bigger issues like staffing in reliable hours, not telling people
(33:15):
what shirt to wear.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, okay, it's a uniform.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I worked at McDonald's, we had to wear a specific
Unif my son works at six Flags, he's got to
wear a specific uniform.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
And if my uniform was a black T shirt and jeans,
I'd be like sweet.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Yeah, the thing I had to wear for McDonald's is
way more ridiculous, especially the time.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
What should I wear today?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Exactly? Well, that's what's going on with all.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Right, Thank you very much. Gina grad More Woody shows next.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Hang on.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Heard the shop. Dude, this is get the f out
of here. Last year, this is back in June. This
guy feels so bad for this guy, Charles Reid. He
(34:09):
was accused by a woman of breaking into her home
and assaulting her and then fleeing on foot. He was
arrested without any prior questioning. Here's a little fun fact
about Charles. He's paralyzed. Oh and he's been paralyzed for
twenty five years. But despite that, they arrested him for
(34:33):
breaking into this woman's home, assaulting her in my favorite,
fleeing on foot, on foot, paralyzed guy enrolled.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
They just meet him and say, you know what this is.
Nothing doesn't sound right.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Believe all women though, Right, guys, we're just supposed to
take it at face value, like whatever they say, absolutely value.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
The f out of here.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
So the woman later admitted that she lied, and she
blamed it on her mental state.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
That probably her peer Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, raging pier.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
The charges against Charles have been dropped, but he says
he's still waiting on an apology from the police department,
which has not come yet.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
But okay, I.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Mean, I mean anybody who's even in law enforcement that
sometimes I say, okay, well, you know, like you go
into a situation and you gotta be you can't be
quite sure, So I don't know what the protocol is
in that situation. But he got a guy in a
goddamn wheelchair paralyzed facing him. He broke down a door,
chase somebody down. I'm assuming who, because if they're going
(35:32):
to be assaulted, would they run? Here's a guy in
the wheelchair. What do you do if you don't want
to be Stand behind the kitchen counter? Yeah, yeah, uh,
slowly walk backwards.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Yeah, with a narrow doorway.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, stand on top of a counter, right, that's it.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Yeah, Like the guy's in a wheelchair and then flee
on foot and you show up, and that's the claim. Yeah,
that's the claim. And you look at you look at
this guy.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
You hear the story.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
You look at this guy and you go, wait, so
did this just happen in the last ten minutes that
you're paralyzed. No, it's been paralyzed for twenty five years.
And you still arrest the guy.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah, that was common sense.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
How about it happened in the first place?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
This question, and then they say, tell it to the judge. Okay,
tell it to the judge.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
How about just don't arrest them.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
It just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. You enough, get
the f out of here. Indeed he ran away.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
And that's what I hate, like when people like, oh,
we're just using protocol. Yeah, but when does your brain
come into places like, hey, guys, this can't be Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
And by the way, my statement of like you believe
all women, right, it's not about men or women, it's
just in general. I don't believe anybody at face value.
It's because like there's so much, whether it's AI or
whether it's you know, people just whatever. Like you don't
believe anybody necessarily at face value.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
You do some digging, You ask some questions.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Correct you hear the cops, like a little bit of
critical thinking, then come to a conclusion.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
And it doesn't have to be what were you wearing?
It can be actual questions make a difference.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Unless unless you saw somebody with your own eyes do something.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
You're right, Gina, too, protocol can go out the window.
It's against the protocols. Okay, Well we started writing the ticket,
and protocol says we can't stop.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
My p doesn't stop.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
It was like that story that we just had about
the guy who woke up one morning there's a new
bus stop in front of his house and he had
parked there the night before after I got home from
work and there wasn't a bus stop, no sign, no
bus stop, no nothing. And he parked there every night,
woke up the next morning or the next day, he
goes out to the car. There's a bus stop now there,
popped up and they gave him a ticket and they
(37:38):
said they were sorry, well, the tickets already written.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
There's nothing we could do it.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
It was like he got them as they were doing it,
and he went out there and then fought the ticket, like,
brought it to city hall, the courthouse, whatever the hell
it was, and they well, you know, it's there's nothing
we what do you mean there's nothing you could do.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Yeah, it's your fault.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
It didn't want anybody that the bus stop is coming.
Here is what you do.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
There's a delete button, yeah, trash can Yeah. You ever
get one of those things in the mail. And then
you call the place, you go, well, I'm not sure
I'm supposed to have gotten this bill, and they go, oh,
you can just disregard that.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, okay, how.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Come every other place can do it, but city hall
can't do it with the ticket because you already wrote it.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
All computers stupid.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
If you have that job and you're saying those things,
those words are coming out of your mouth, how do
you sleep at night?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Make some bad choices? Did get here?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, be a little curious, ask some questions and people
when you're sitting in front of a paralyzed guy and
the other person is saying that they that they assaulted you,
and yeah, they took off on foot. Yeah I don't know.
Maybe yeah, you know, maybe just uh maybe feel free
to ask question, maybe be curious a little bit. Then
come come to your conclusion.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
And if you're the arresting officer, maybe arrest that woman.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Yeah, yeah, she's sick for that.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
You know what, We're gonna arrest you instead?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:52):
False two three? What doesn't believe anybody face value? Also,
wood he will repeat anything anyone texts as gospel. I'm sharing,
I'm sharing what's coming in on the text, as Hey,
here's something on the text, I'll throw it out there.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
You don't say, and I'm Woody and I support this message.
You just said a.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Lot of times a lot of times in our in
our in our bid to be curious about stuff, we'll ask, hey,
what do you guys think of X Y Z? That's
I mean, you know, if you if you interpret it
that way, I guess that's fine.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
But then you reach a stage where you just can't
believe anything.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
I can't believe that text.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah they did.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
They bring him like in a handicapped police cruiser to
bring him down to the police station. Good question, how dumb?
Eight seven seven four Woodie text over to two to
nine eight seven. That goes with my whole nightmare. You're
wrongfully accused and even being paralyzed in a wheelchairs not
enough to get you on that.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Man More show coming up?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
The show, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something
like oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
It looks so much bigger or something much darker.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
Shot a bit.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
God Flight, the Woody Show back in the bit all right,
So uh Sea, Bass and Morgan are gonna be out
on Friday, Dave's Hot Chicken, the grand opening there on
Florence Avenue and Santa Fe Springs. You can get all
the details about it, like it is new into Tube,
but the address and everything on our website.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Find it there, wood Joe.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It is
April the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That is Greg Gory. Hey, we got menace.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
What is up? Hi?
Speaker 4 (40:43):
There's Gina grad Sea Bass is here. There's let me
turn your mic on. There, there we go.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
We got Morgan morning. Sammy's here.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can hit us up with a text over to
two to nine. Except now, when we announced that we
were going to do the Woodie Show after Hours takeover
at Disney California Adventure Park, and we started giving away
tickets and trips and everything else. And that's immediately. Every
time we do something like a big event like this
(41:13):
is when we get the SOB stories start coming in.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
People think they.
Speaker 9 (41:16):
Don't have to play by the rules because if they're
a bunch of a or big enough of a sad sack,
because they can they could skip the line.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Also, like SOB stories that are like extremely rude, like
out the Gate, you know, like they're rude. Yeah, I
got one. I got a message saying like, well, I
need this amount of tickets because they won. I need
this amount of tickets, but I need to get one more.
(41:42):
Other person in Oh, so they start demanding and my
dad died. Yeah, by the way, okay, I guess you
need that one last.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Then, So we didn't we didn't really acknowledge these up
until now. The takeovers happening on Monday, Monday night, and
we did not acknowledge it because what we been doing
is collecting all the SOB stories secretly, Yeah, because we
don't want to say. What we were going to be
doing here beforehand is then people were just sending you know,
the face sobs. So these are the ones who just
(42:11):
kind of organically came through, and Uh, what we're gonna
do is we're gonna let you guys vote for which
ones you think should get the tickets. Don't put it
on us, We're just gonna present them. And I figured, like,
you know, Sammy, you might get a couple of good
wells in here. Well, okay, you know, like with with
the SOB stories, you know it month. Well, they they
(42:34):
did say something about Stanley Mugs.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Yes, specifically how a give away from Yes.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yes, for the time I had to pick between the two.
But we're gonna, uh, we're gonna put the voting to
you guys, the listeners, which ones get to make it
into the takeover. Now we're gonna start with this after
hours voicemail that got left at eight seven seven four.
Speaker 14 (42:56):
Would's just trying to see if to get some help
with my son. He's been trying to get your Disneyland
tickets since you guys been giving them out. He is
very upset. He doesn't like nobody talking to him when
he's trying to win the tickets. He tells everybody to
be quiet. He's trying to win the tickets. He gets
(43:17):
so stressed when he can't get through, and he just
don't want to talk to nobody after So just trying
to see if you could help him and put his
name on the list where he could stop trying so
hard and being upset, and just trying to get him
back to being a nice, happy son. He could please help.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Let me know.
Speaker 14 (43:39):
My name is Maria. Thank you so much. I really,
really really want to appreciate your help. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (43:46):
All right, I'm tearing up.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
I have thoughts about this. This is not even remotely
close to the first time this mother has had to
call in a favor because of her son's behavior. And
please help me out. I can't deal with him.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yeah, no, it sounds like she she feels for him,
and she's doing that mother thing.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
Yeah, but I feel like she's had to do this
a lot.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
She wants her son back people exactly.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Okay, So there's there's that one, and then Gina grad
do you have another one?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
I do you?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (44:18):
All right, here we go. Oh what do you show? Please?
Please please give me tickets to the takeover. I've gone
with my grandma to Disneyland every year since I was
twelve years old. I'm twenty four now and she's in
her seventies and neither of us can afford to go
this year. Also, if you give me tickets, I can
take my parents and little sister. Either way me love O. Well,
(44:40):
either way, me love then I know.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
All right, So now you text over to two two
nine eighty seven, and Morgan and Sammy do me a favorite.
Keep an eye on the text as we go through these.
We're gonna do them in teams of two. So the
first two of the year, you guys are voting for it.
You're gonna either text mom, mom over to two two
nine eighty seven or that's a text. I don't know
(45:03):
what's the word. Because we have to do different grandma, grandma?
So text mom or grandma over to two two nine
eight seven.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
Back to the mom real quick? Didn't she say he
don't do nothing?
Speaker 5 (45:16):
She had a lot of double neggave.
Speaker 9 (45:17):
Yeah, she's a moron, and she's teaching her kid to
be also teaching your kid not to handle the disappointment
that Greg, would you like a new Louis vutan Velt?
Speaker 6 (45:26):
I would, well, guess what you're not getting one.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Oh man, I'm stressed.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
I'm trying to keep my my take out of it
because we're leaving it up to the listeners to decide
that way we can go. I'm sorry, you know what.
The listeners decided. Both these people are listeners and the
moms just now we've never got by the way, we've
never given tickets to any SOB stories. It's true, now, yeah,
all right, all right, So you're texting either mom or
grandma over to two ninety seven.
Speaker 7 (45:49):
We got a text they both suck.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, I agreed. That's that should be an option. Neither, Greg,
give me another one. Come on, throw a nurse a bone. Oh,
I've been trying to win these tickets forever. Maybe I
can win on the pity party. Note I'm the sole
bread winner for my fam. My husband does a vet
shot in a home invasion a few years back. God,
(46:13):
the year anniversary of my mother's death is in three weeks.
I took care of her at home. I did all
her post mortem care at home. Every single patient at
my facility has COVID. Half of the staff does too.
So I'm working one hundred hours a week.
Speaker 6 (46:31):
That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Come on, throw me a bone please.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
If she's working one hundred hours a week, she's not
gonna have time.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
To go to the takeover.
Speaker 7 (46:37):
Oh good point, she needs a nap.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah, but hey, home invasion.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, shot nurse, so that's the nurse. Yeah. A lot
of stories about you know, people that have passed away.
Sob stories for takeover passes. What's the what's the next one?
Speaker 6 (46:56):
What up? Woody show? I just got out of jail.
Oh yes, el Gina and Morgan. I say sup because
I know they like inmates.
Speaker 7 (47:03):
Yeah, buddy's hot.
Speaker 6 (47:04):
Throw me a couple of tickets so I can take
my girls social stuff. Being pissy about me getting arrested
in October if she kicks me out I got to
go back to my mom's house. Help me, dude. PS.
It wasn't a violent crime. It was possession and I'm clean.
Speaker 9 (47:18):
Now, Okay, well I think I know how I'm voting
for ye.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Now before we open up, before we open up the
next one. Here, the votes are already coming in. What
I'm gonna do, I'm not gonna announce them as we
go along. We'll wait till the next segment, and I'll
give you the results of all of them.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
Okay, you want to do like nurse or jail.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Yeah, let's do nurse for this one. Nurse or jail.
All right, You're gonna text either nurse or jail, which
one do you think should get the tickets?
Speaker 6 (47:46):
We're still throwing out COVID this year.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
I know, right.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Calls, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, all right, so nurse or jail text one of
those two.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
I know who has my vote?
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Over to to nine eight seven? All right, Greg Gory,
next one, Good.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Morning, Woody Gang. Really hoping to win the tickets to
the Disney California Adventure Park. Reasons why me and my
mother of my kids have been broken up for nearly
a year now, But we're talking now and on good terms,
but I would use this opportunity to try to get
her back and hopefully ask her to marry me. We've
had a long relationship of thirteen years. Don't want to
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throw away what we have, all the time that we've spent.
It would be a special moment since we don't financially
go out and do a lot financially. But I want
to thank all of you for what you do and
it does pay to be an active listener. Thank you
and bless you.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
Oh so it's to help? Is when is girl bus? Okay?
Speaker 7 (48:44):
Is he going to propose a Disney?
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Apparently? I'm leaving his name out in case there's a
big proposal.
Speaker 6 (48:50):
Yeh yeah, yeah, it'll be contingent.
Speaker 7 (48:52):
We need proof.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, what are we gonna call that one?
Speaker 6 (48:55):
Divorce?
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Divorce? Okay, divorce? Okay, divorce? And then what's the next one?
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Here's kind of a short and sweet one. I've been
trying to win Woody Showed Disney tickets since twenty eighteen.
I used to go to the meetups at the park
and spend hours trying to win. I even spent Valentine's
Day in twenty eighteen trying to win tickets in person.
And my boyfriend to this day still makes fun of me.
I'll keep trying, though.
Speaker 7 (49:21):
Okay, okay, more effort into that.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
Well, I guess she's getting made fun of though you
would like that.
Speaker 4 (49:27):
I call that practice yea.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
Valentine's all right?
Speaker 4 (49:34):
Divorce or practice for that one?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
All right?
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Again, you guys are choosing listeners.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
You choose.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
This is a very big decision. Who's going to the
Woodi Show after hours takeover on Monday? The divorce or
practice over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
A text came in from the last one saying jail
because the other one needs a nap and shouldn't be
spreading COVID.
Speaker 7 (50:00):
I saw someone say the jail guy's going to scalp
the tickets.
Speaker 6 (50:03):
Oh I'm not allowed?
Speaker 5 (50:05):
All right?
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Next one, Greg Gory, what do you show SOB stories?
We've been collecting these SOB stories ever since we announced
the Woodies show takeover, and we haven't acknowledged them because
we didn't want to tell anybody what we were planning
to do here. Yeah, so we just decided we're going
to collect it till pretty much the last moment here
and let you guys decide. Out of all the SOB stories.
Which ones we'll go to the takeover? Next one, Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
This one I include, even though it's crazy short, because
the term gets thrown around a lot. Please add me
to your guest list so I can take my grandsons
to your Disney private event.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Please.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
My daughter and my daughter in law are both single moms.
Speaker 7 (50:43):
Okay, all right, Oh that's it.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Okay, But because you're a single mom, therefore you get
the tickets.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
By the way, neither is not what we're asking you
to text. You got to make a decision here, Yeah,
do the hard work, all right. Next one, Gina, Good
Morning Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
Unfortunately, I'm a podcast listener and I just listened to
the show where you guys announced the Disney takeover. Well,
turns out that it's on the same day as my
son's fourth birthday, and he's been asking to go to
Mickey Mouse's house. My wife and I both entered. But
I hope you guys choose us to win. You know, okay,
(51:22):
you you know.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Birthday? Okay, so four.
Speaker 6 (51:28):
Years old, who won't remember it?
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Yeah? All right, So what's the first one? We call him? That?
Speaker 2 (51:32):
First one? Greg?
Speaker 5 (51:34):
Single?
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Single?
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Or son?
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Your podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (51:39):
Podcast?
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Podcast because they're a podcast listener. Okay, so you're gonna
text either single or podcast over to two to nine
eight seven, single or podcast over to two to nine
eight seven, and then we're gonna do one more pairing
here and Greg Gory, which one you got?
Speaker 5 (51:58):
I have this one. Every time I call to win
tickets for Disneyland, I'm peeing. So if you ever want
to answer the phone, they're gonna hear me peeing because
my bathroom breaks are around the phone calls, even though
I never get through. I've been trying for six years
to win tickets. Never have I ever won, And every
time you do the contest, I'm peeing.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
God, all right, I will call that one peeing pie
playing it simple and Gina grad Bros.
Speaker 6 (52:33):
I haven't been to Disneyland in forty years, and I've
never been to California Adventure. One time I was going,
and you guys got me passes, but I got sick.
Please give me another shot.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Okay, So it's Virgin because he's been good.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
I get that a lot, or like I want passes
the previous leater. I can't go.
Speaker 6 (52:52):
He sounds like you split your opportunity.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
I know.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
Yeah, Okay, so peeing or so peeing one who keeps
losing out on winning the tickets because every time we
do the contest, they're peeing.
Speaker 7 (53:05):
Which they could still win if they're beeing.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
You can listen on the free iHeart radio app goes
anywhere you go when.
Speaker 9 (53:13):
You're going, yeah, yeah, and then uh virgin.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
And then virgin because bruh, bruh, never been, never been
in forty years, never been to California.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Adventure out all right.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
So text your vote for that one over to two
two ninety seven. We're gonna go through and we're gonna
collect all the results. We'll have those for you next.
I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
a memory just before I add all these screenshots flash
before this is the wood Show. Well, the results are in,
(53:49):
and we're gonna tell you who out of these SOB
stories are winning their way to the Woody Show after
hours takeover again. We didn't acknowledging any the SOB stories
over the last handful of weeks since we announced the takeover,
just because we were collecting them and we wanted to
put him into a contest here organically. Yeah, just yeah.
So it wasn't like three who knew there was a
(54:10):
contest for SOB stories. Somebody said pick me because I
had to listen to these awful SOB stories. Yeah, all right,
so let's award. Number one was between the grandma that
left the voicemail or the mom that left the voicemail? Right,
and then the grandma What was her story again?
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (54:30):
They yeah, they I've gone with my grandma to Disneyland
every year since I was twelve and twenty four. She's
in her seventies and neither of us can afford to
go this year. So between those two, the text vote
went to.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
The mom.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
Oh, the mom who left the voicemail.
Speaker 7 (54:46):
She gets her son back.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
Yeah, and we already kind of chopped it up on
that one.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Now.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
This next one was between the woman the nurse and
then the guy who he had gone to.
Speaker 6 (54:56):
Jail and once his old lady's dop bitching.
Speaker 4 (55:00):
Yes, uh so for that one? Who gets your vote?
Seed Mass?
Speaker 6 (55:04):
Thanks obvious.
Speaker 9 (55:05):
Yeah, this is the version of the bomb that's got
the sign that says, why lie I need a beer?
Speaker 4 (55:09):
Yeah, this is that guy. But do you like that one?
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (55:12):
Okay, Morgan, Oh you know I love jail menace.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, I'm going to jail. The nurse laid it on
way too thick. She threw in the kitchen sink on
that one.
Speaker 4 (55:20):
Okay, Greg Gory, great jail, Morgan, I'm sorry, Gina.
Speaker 6 (55:24):
I mean, I guess it doesn't matter at this point,
but I do feel bad for that nurse. You know,
I love a good inmate.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
But I'm sure Sammy, I also go nurse nurse the
winner jail.
Speaker 6 (55:36):
Guy, congratulations, dude, Yeah, she better take him back and
me and Morgan say what's up?
Speaker 7 (55:41):
Yeah, when you.
Speaker 4 (55:43):
See us the next one and remind me the details.
It was between the divorce and practice of the person. Yeah, okay,
So the divorce one.
Speaker 6 (55:52):
Was there was the guy that wants, like basically that
elaborate parent trap scheme to get his X back.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
Right, they want to go back. They're on better tern terms.
Now this might be the night he could ask the
big question. Oh, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 6 (56:04):
The other one is he hasn't been a Disneyland in
forty years. He's never been to California Adventure.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
No, no, no. The practice one is like I've been practicing.
I've been I went to the park thing I went
to right.
Speaker 6 (56:14):
Yeah, sorry, where that go? Just go together, Grad.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
I thought you were labeling these I did, but then boyfriend,
I keep trying.
Speaker 6 (56:26):
Yeah, sorry, thanks. I used to go to meetups at
the park, spend hours trying to win, spend Valentine's Day
trying to win, and my boyfriend makes fun of me.
Oh Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (56:35):
Wow, Sammy, who get your vote on that one?
Speaker 7 (56:38):
On that one, I say.
Speaker 8 (56:40):
The practice of waiting in line and people making fun
of her.
Speaker 6 (56:44):
Yeah, unprepared, Gina, the same practice.
Speaker 5 (56:47):
Greg, I think I want my ex back?
Speaker 4 (56:50):
All right, menace, I'm going practice because they at least
gone the effort to go to some of our events. Okay,
oh yeah, they get some Morgan.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
See best.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
Yeah, it went to divorce.
Speaker 6 (57:05):
Could be a big front of us.
Speaker 4 (57:08):
If you do it, please and make sure Sea Bass
is there for it. Oh yeah, yeah again. All these
votes came in from what do you show? Listeners on
the text over to two to nine eighty seven, So
if you don't like the results, you can blame all
the other listeners.
Speaker 5 (57:23):
I like this idea from the text. The winner should
wear a T shirt that says I am a SOB
story winner. Yeah, SOB story winner.
Speaker 6 (57:32):
Yeah that's funny.
Speaker 4 (57:33):
And then We had one last pairing. It was between
the girl who was trying to win. But every time
we do the contest, she's peen.
Speaker 5 (57:40):
You can't get to the phone.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
I think she said she's calling from her peeing.
Speaker 5 (57:44):
I mean, yeah, she doesn't want to do that, but yeah,
if we ever call her, we might hear her peek,
which rules.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
And then yeah, that does rules. That sounds really hot, right,
And then the other one was the one that you
mentioned earlier. I haven't been to Disneyland in forty years,
and I've never been to California Adventure. One time I
was going and you guys got me passes, but I
got sick. Please give me another shot. Yeah, somebody said, well,
California Adventure hasn't even been around for forty years. No, No,
he hasn't been to Disneyland in forty years and he's
(58:11):
never been to California Adventure.
Speaker 9 (58:13):
Only it was possible, So Peing or Virgin, who gets
your vote?
Speaker 2 (58:18):
Morgan Peeing for sure? Bashing Peeing? Alright, I'm mann's anybody
different than that one?
Speaker 6 (58:24):
Pps?
Speaker 4 (58:25):
Virgin Virgin the winner on that one. Ping ah, yeah, congratulations, sobbers.
Speaker 8 (58:33):
It worked to the podcast and single Mom matchup.
Speaker 7 (58:37):
Uh yeah, and then.
Speaker 6 (58:39):
Right yeah, oh oh you're super simple. I want to
go to Mickey Mouse's house.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah, oh with my four year old.
Speaker 6 (58:46):
Yeah, that one is his birthday.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
But that's the single mom.
Speaker 6 (58:50):
Right, No, that's the podcast listener.
Speaker 9 (58:52):
I am an inflatable bounce house and he won't know
the difference before.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
Uh, that one went to looking at this here went
to podcast rightey mouse? Yeah, and this one, this podcast
list for sure must be the podcast listener. Well, congratulations
all the sobbers enjoy who won their way to the
(59:18):
takeover on Monday. We're gonna take a quick break. We
were talking about AI and things earlier and men said, man,
all I want is the robot.
Speaker 2 (59:32):
Yes, I would love the robot. I think I could
use it a lot, just around the house. And then
here at work around the house again for what So
for example, there's a lot of like a rock, like
a rock set up kind of by my front yard,
right and when I had some construction done in my house,
(59:53):
all the rocks got moved anywhere, and it doesn't look
as good as when it was first laid out. And
I don't have to, you know, shove all that. When
I have my robot, Oh, to shovel rocks. Yeah, they
can shovel the rocks and make them look good and robot. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Well, here's your daily mention of Japan. A Japanese company
has created a concept for a robotic horse powered by
a hydrogen engine and equipped with AI I saw this,
which is a long way off, but in the future
you could be riding a robotic horse. And my question
is why. Yeah, ra riding horses is a way to
get around, like they do this like, oh, we have
(01:00:32):
a high speed train, trains horses.
Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Here is this, We could motorcycles already.
Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Let's fly.
Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Well, let's transport, let's uh, you know, like where you
can whatever, just transport yourself if you're doing the science.
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Well, the company behind this is Yamaha, and I don't
know if you saw the visials for this thing. Yama
Nah No, it's badass, because like I mean, what other
vehicle that you could use that would be able to
go through the terrain They're showing.
Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
What you're talking about, menaces. What he will never be
in areas that are terrain. A flyover called a helicopter
or a plane.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
But it's like running through the forest.
Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
It's in you'll never cool.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Yeah, yeah, so it's not for you.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
You forg up a good point, but I just don't
know why people like why would you travel by horse
or train? There's just so many better options.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I don't think it. But within the within the terrain
that they're showing, there wouldn't be a better vehicle than this.
Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Then just don't go there easy like words like why
did you say this?
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
You can't just say like, hey, not for me. I'm
not going to be running around in the forest. But
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
So instead of climbing ever, so you could just ride
this thing up there?
Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Yeah, what have you thought about the paraplege paraplegic.
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
They wouldn't even need something like that, like hopefully a
brain ship or like that's not going to be in
two years sell editing and stuff like, well this this
thing they know because Jack won't be out for like.
Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
You'll just be able to download your personality and all
your memories and all your thoughts and everything into the road.
But you'll be a robot.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Well that's what the TV show uploads all about, that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Or you could just think you were already on that terrain.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Pretty cool?
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Yeah, eight four wooding you can text us over to
two to nine eighty seven. Will be right back The
Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continuous, endless search for the perfect wig.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I'm a hair pleus. Sorry, I'm in hair system.
Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Get its fall.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
That's not my scalp.
Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights of the
who you go, We'll reserve.
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
My complexion is out of a urinal urinal.
Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
Everyone in this room means vitamin deep, A little lower,
a little slower if you want to oil them down,
sunning their buttholes.
Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
Oh wow, but chugging the sun.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Pretty much all deficient.
Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Indeed, sorry, little cells?
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Are you down to d or not? Oh? You me
all day long.
Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
The wood Show, and we're into another new hour in
sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Thank you for the time.
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Appreciate that he realized you have many choices in morning
radio entertainment. This certainly is one of them. You made
a questionable choice. Yeah, Woody, Great, there's Menace, Hi, Gina Grady,
we got Sea Bass, there's Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Hey, Sammy is here.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Good morning to you.
Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Sammy Bones open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's
eight seven seven forty four, Wooding text us over to
two to nine eighty seven. We got Sea Basses Doogan
News coming up this hour.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Oh god, bit distracted menas because they have food on play.
Yeah would you bring I was laser focused. I think
I know what this is.
Speaker 9 (01:03:44):
This is from the Better Goods line, which is those
pizzas that rich on tech.
Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Oh, I know what those are?
Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
So these they had People have been texting in saying
a Better Goods at Walmart has different stuff, including these empanadas.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Oh yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Look good? I think these are a little undercooked.
Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
But the filling just what is it inside?
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Chicken?
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Chicken? Kind of vegetable? And this is pretty good. You
didn't get one gray? Yeah, I mean it's a little
too DELI like it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
It's almost kind of I know why, because it has
a curry taste to it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
That's because they're chicken curry. I you wouldn't like you
didn't tell me was curry. I've been into it new immediately.
Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
I don't like this, but I'm saying I tricked you
by not saying, because you wouldn't even put it in
your mouth if you knew it was Curry, too bad.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
You don't have the same deal that I have. Gina
was telling us how she had the poop.
Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
Well, I can't, and that's why I was frowning all day.
And Greg was even like something, Yeah, I've spitted for
power made three days.
Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Didn't want to bother.
Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
That's why I came in frowning, and I haven't slept yet,
and I'm jat gbting some pretty gnarly things. Yeah, because
of because I yeah, like I was trying to correct
the problem, but it does not want to be correct.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Curry can help.
Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go to Morgan in Menace because.
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
You brought in ducal but I'm afraid to use it.
Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Why because what if I leave in the middle of
the show. You maybe bring my phone?
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
No, Plus, that's not as enjoyable. You do a little
butt chug have fun, which I have never done, and
then it comes.
Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Out, Okay, enjoy take the ducal axe.
Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
What do you call it? Ducalex? Because don't do you take?
Speaker 9 (01:05:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
If I do?
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Together? Would need a seat belt for my toilet.
Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Maybe, like if you haven't crapped in three days, I
would take it.
Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
Should I go to the doctor if I haven't.
Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
If that doesn't work, when you start with the duchy
lax and start with I see if it works? Food
news thing real quick. Next month is National Burger Month,
and I hope you're ready, Greg, I am not ready yet.
The Bottomless Fries people read rob and they announced that
they're going to be offering a bottomless burger pass. I
saw that, which will get a burger and a bottomless
(01:06:00):
side every day of the month for only twenty bucks.
Oh yeah, the passes?
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
The passes will be available at red robin dot com
starting tomorrow. It's Thursday at eleven am East eight pm.
I'm sorry eight am Pacific, and you'll have to be
on it because they only have a limited number of
them available bankrupt themself.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
How can we get one?
Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Can you repeat the terms of it again? It's how
many burgers for how many days?
Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
So it's a bottomless burger pass right. It'll get you
a burger and a bottomless side so side and as
much as every day of the month for only twenty bucks.
Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
That's incredible.
Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
That's pretty damn awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
But Manes, our server is gonna go and break the
minute we gonna know they have to, you know, take
your trip to Paris real quick in the middle of
serving my meal, and then I won't see them for
a week. Yeah, what's the thing that you brought in by?
Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Excuse me? So we were talking about Dubai chocolate the
other day. He's never tried it. And there's this little cafe,
which ironically it's a German cafe by my house, but
they have to buy chocolate. So I got a pound
of it.
Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
Oh damn, it's pretty.
Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
Isn't that. I mean, it's not a Dubai cafe, so
I thought it would be weird.
Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
That's not the opposite of German though, of course it's
not the opposite, but that's what ironic would be.
Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Okay, some damn chocolate. Beautiful your mountain.
Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
You chose a word, it's just a whole I did.
Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
I did google it anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Late.
Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
I believe the word is Is it good?
Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Unexpectedly?
Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Perhaps it looks.
Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Interesting, big piece pistachio in it.
Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
It looks weird. The middle is not that advertising nostostio cream?
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Pretty interesting?
Speaker 8 (01:07:49):
Do you like it?
Speaker 14 (01:07:50):
I do?
Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Oh god, it looks gross. Oh wow, it looks like
marijuana in the middle.
Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
The middle of it like like diarrhea.
Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
It's like it has like a crispy Oh, it's so good,
like a crispy wafer, almost a coconut taste. Yeah, it's incredible.
Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
I did not.
Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
I love to try a tiny bit.
Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
It's so skinny. It's fantastic.
Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Oh yeah, it looks so unappealing. Chocolate is chocolate?
Speaker 15 (01:08:21):
Wayfer you?
Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
That is incredible?
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Out give it a four.
Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
Really, I give it a ten. Do you don't like
the texture. I love the crunchy texture.
Speaker 9 (01:08:34):
Let me eat some of it, just the cream, because
I think the chocolate's really good. And that's throwing off m.
Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Oh, I think that's delicious. It looks bad. It tastes right.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
You buy chocolate. Have you tried it? Did you like it? Yes?
Speaker 16 (01:08:43):
Or no?
Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Over to two two ninety seven Back to your constipation thing.
Constumpation seems to be going around, really, says the three
two three. Yeah, the dooky lax and the mirror relax
will be your friend, you know, I hope.
Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
So, Oh my god, this builds like the first bite.
I thought, eh, kind of odd. Now I give it
a nine.
Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
It's incredible, really good.
Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
More is worth the money. Then that thing was expensive,
which was it?
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Guess?
Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Take around a guess.
Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I mean this is a large twin, very long, and.
Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
This is a cute, little family owned cafe. So overpriced already.
Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
What was the weight on it?
Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Total weight one pound, one pound?
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Total?
Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Yeah, sixty bucks, thirty five six bucks.
Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Thanks, thanks for thinking I would spend sixty I.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Thought you would go that mile for the show.
Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
Twenty dollars thirty five, twenty three nailed it, Yeah, I
was thirty five. We need to want to take I mean,
it's a big.
Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Piece of chocolate, but you put your foot in the
toilet for ten dollars.
Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
I know. And then I went and spent twenty more.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
All right, well, thanks for thanks for doing that.
Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Yeah, we try to know all We're ready to come
back and then Sea Masses Dougan news that will be
next here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Wow, Woody Show. Oh dude.
Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
I let it up like a little girl, well, like
a little girl. In the early two thousands, like this
Rihanna song came on the radio and I cranked it
up and I was like singing at the top of
my life.
Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Really, yeah, I love Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Yeah, it's all about like please, someone help me.
Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
It's not up for me to feel this way. How
you are making this hard.
Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
You're not making me hard. It's like you're making this hard.
Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Why are you?
Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Why are you making this hard? I like to making
me hard version that's pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Yeah, your menace Ray Jane, Well, I don't want to
hang out with her the way that menace does. Menus
wants to go to rouse and friends and out and
hang out on the beach rados. And I just think
she's got some catchy ass songs. Anyway, back it is
the Woody Show. Phones are up in eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with the
(01:10:54):
text over to two to nine eight seven. You know
another song? I really like what this one?
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Root?
Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Well, you are a lover, that's why. Yeah, I am
love her little doggies.
Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
I'm wondering if you got one of the stories that
the Gina texted me.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I doubt it.
Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
We looked at No, this was a worse one.
Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Really it was worse.
Speaker 6 (01:11:24):
Yeah, No, the one I sent you was worse than
the one I showed him. Oh wow, it's not going
to get the worst. All my stories are about the
power and love of having a dog or a doggo
or a Dugan in your life.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Gina's going to so then I want to well, then
we'll rally with those. They just saw the story that
the Gina sent over and it was just a stupidity
because this woman, her baby was killed by her baby
Dugan pitbull. I don't know how this could have happened.
You had a killer in.
Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Your house, like somebody trying to break in and the
pit bulls for the ball.
Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Yeah, really like the family dog.
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
The pit bull.
Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
Yeah killed this kid, Ohio, baby killed by family pitbulls.
As grieving mother laments, I will never understand why.
Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
I will never understand why. Well, you know, you had
a crocodile in the house. Yeah, chicken laying around?
Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
I'm not sure what happened. Well, this this first story
for Dugan News. It's from ABC Tampa and it is
much much nicer and may I say, much more emblematic
of the actual human Dugan relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Okay, here we go Dugan News.
Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
This is Sassy, a nine year old Chihuahua, and she
may have saved her ninety two year old owner's life.
Speaker 6 (01:12:41):
She follows me everywhere.
Speaker 16 (01:12:43):
Sassy was walking next to ninety two year old Marie
Alexander as she went to check the mail. But that's
when the unexpected happened.
Speaker 12 (01:12:50):
When I went to step up on a walkway, my
foot twisted and I just fell backwards.
Speaker 16 (01:12:59):
No one could see her.
Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
I just said prayers, and perhaps.
Speaker 16 (01:13:03):
God had Sassy answer them, because the dogs sprung into action.
Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
She ran down every every car that pass. Sassy did
this for five hours and were laid beside me each time,
and my face.
Speaker 16 (01:13:19):
She'd been able to inch her way to a somewhat
shady area, coming to rest on an ant pile. Walking
by heard then stop barking and spotted Alexander.
Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
I saved her at the shelter, and she saved me.
Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
On the antipile. I've made it to shade.
Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Here because I saw that when him by John and
went out walking and he sees a good book, he right,
a wait you jump oncause he.
Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Gets he gets so crazy. That's a different chia, yeah,
different medic. And I we always think of that same
lady whenever there's like these lucky.
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Was it a happy happy happy happy all.
Speaker 9 (01:14:15):
Right, it's so far, so good. It's sea masses, Dougan
news Greg. All of these that's not the theme this week.
The theme is fun with accents. Our first accent was
Mega old Lady our second. Our second accent is from
nine News Australia and it's about a little housekeeper who
went home to go clean a house and got some kisses.
Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Just. A woman has suffered a horrific leg and army
injuries when she was attacked by a dog in Sydney, Southwest.
Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
The police were forced to taser the pit bull to
save her loss.
Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
A shrill scream rings out in quiet street. A woman
mulled by a pit.
Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Bull, her hands everywhere, she's on the floor slot.
Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
Just god, the dog?
Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Where's that guy from by the way?
Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
I attacking her arms and legs.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
There's a lot of loud streaming and crying.
Speaker 8 (01:15:09):
The woman, in her thirties suffered such significant blood loss.
Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
It's a miracle that she's in a stable condition.
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Say a disaster for something, right?
Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
I want you ever seen your loss?
Speaker 15 (01:15:23):
Just a thing?
Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Karaoke?
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Why?
Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Blood gets pit bulls horny, right, so horny?
Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Yeah, it's their Spanish fly and people should.
Speaker 9 (01:15:37):
I don't know how this happened because pit bulls have
been illegal in Australia for quite some time.
Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Unfortunately, Yes, the one apparently.
Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Yeah, I guess they just don't like nice dogs. I
don't like the adorable this it's at the woodshell, It's
Sea Masses Dougan News.
Speaker 9 (01:15:51):
And again fun with accents. South South Australia, no South
Africa edition. This is s ABC News. How is there
a part that well, but a little girl out and
she found a little friend and for some reason that
village is all upset.
Speaker 10 (01:16:04):
Just a ten year old girl was tagged by a
putball on Wednesday last week. I spoke to her mother
this morning. She says she is still so consent and
she is so said to see her child looking like that.
Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Okay, god damn, this is my new favorite accents. It's
like it's yeah, it's it's like a combination of like Indian,
like India and then Dutch.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
That's gotta be a different dialect because like.
Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
Yeah, it doesn't speak like and like what Oscar Pistorius
when that trial is gone, it all sounded kind of Dutch.
Speaker 10 (01:16:42):
Ye was tagged by a putball on Wednesday last week.
I spoke to her mother this morning. She says she
is still so consented and she is so said to
see her child looking like that. Today, the community are
saying they will be going to the police police station
and at say they are calling for all the peoples
in the community to be taken away because they're saying
(01:17:05):
over the years, over the past six years, people have
suffered injuries and they are continuing to leave with the
trauma of what they experienced when they were betting by
the people's We will give you the update as the
day continues, but for now, it's back to you in
the studio.
Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Products that big run on sentence, right, there was a
reporter who does his professional by the way, that's cut
way down. Oh my god, somebody sent her back to broadcast.
Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Is that's.
Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
And I tell you that's my ner favorite accent. That
pitoples be out here. We are more like working what
the show.
Speaker 9 (01:17:49):
Seabass's Dougan News has back to Australia seven News Australia again.
Pit bulls are illegal in Australia. But this is a
little buddy named Buddy and his uh not owner but
caretaker Anne Marie. And tell me that didn't look a
hell of a lot like a pit bull. As I
passed the photo around the room, I mean, but we're
about to find out. No, Anne Marie and Buddy, their lifelong,
well soon to be life hopefully lifelong relationship is not
(01:18:11):
technically a pit bull.
Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Okay, all right, you show Dugan news for seven years.
Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
But it was his owner's faithful friend until the day
he snapped and almost killed.
Speaker 15 (01:18:24):
Hermatic obviously in the fact that I was as my
dog last.
Speaker 10 (01:18:29):
Mom still, Anne Marie claims it was the sound of
someone bashing on her front door that set off the
mixed breed ridgeback.
Speaker 15 (01:18:39):
Frenzy, and he falled back three times and off.
Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Guys.
Speaker 15 (01:18:42):
Arm was a little bit relieved once that come off,
because it was, you know, less pain, obviously.
Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Losing leaders of blood by take it.
Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
I was like, this is going to be a great
I'm gonna no I loone.
Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Somehow managed to call trip zero rush to towns Will.
Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
University Hospital for emergency surgery.
Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Do you blame Buddy, No, no, not one bit.
Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
He's an animal, an animal who had molded another neighbor.
Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Just weak. I didn't know going to do that. I
didn't think you do such damage.
Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
It's too stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Someone's trying to break intop her home, so he rips
off her ror.
Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
Yeah, these are Rhodesian ridgebacks.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Yeah, it's about them.
Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
And it's a giant dog.
Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Give him your wall.
Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
He's got a knife.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
It's a knife, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Yeah, that's not a p that's a ridgeback.
Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Ridge.
Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
Yeah and yeah, a total total surprise to her. He
only malted someone last week.
Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
It's not her still around.
Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
He's the perfect breed for Gina to get Jack Russell Terrier,
perfect size, they're not too tiny.
Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
They're cute, they need they're energetic. I like cats.
Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
He's in a French bull dog.
Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
Well, what do you show sea basses Dugan nudes our
partners in life?
Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Yeah, yes, and he just went into a frenzy and
he pulled back story times and off goes.
Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
Everywhere, fell into an ant pile, goes the arm more
what he shows next. Hang on Sammy's first impression with
the dudes outside the chicken joint at the bus stop.
Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
She looks like she's got an etsy shop that doesn't
do very well.
Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
The only people she feels like her close family, Like
she's not a witch, but she hangs around witches. So
it's like, here, hold these stones and let's hold.
Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
Hands in home, I do have any shop? Yes, failure.
Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Sure, Well, Samon doesn't like to say it, you know,
good morning. She does it at a protest, yes, but hesitantly,
but she doesn't like doing it. She would prefer am
I correct in saying that you would prefer not to.
Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
Do it with people that I see every day? Yeah,
I prefer not to.
Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Sea Mass doesn't like it. If he sneezes and he
says bless you will say thank you.
Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Because it's meaningless and it's just a waste of time.
Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Well, the blessing people when they sneeze is one of
the things. People were asked, what's a made up societal
rule that we should all just stop following? And that
was one of the things that came back. That's the
thing that stood out to me, just because, like Sea
Bass says it, all thank you, I'm a forward thinker
the future.
Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
No, thank you, you're wasting your own time acknowledging that
at the moment.
Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
More but it will stop a thousand more of those things. Okay,
but does yeah it does around here, or just goes
to the Seinfeld route and go two. You are so
good looking say something as well.
Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
Yeah, all right, so other made up socidal rules that
we should all just stop following that. It's unacceptable to
date a friend's X.
Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
That's not made up.
Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Just because it didn't work out for them doesn't mean
shouldn't work out for you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
That's not the answer. It's just people that just want
to date other people's exits.
Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
You can't find anyone else that's I want to take
the easy road.
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Let me do that.
Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
I mean, if you're okay with losing a friend, then too.
Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
But that's the thing, like maybe as the friend, you
shouldn't be upset if like you've broken up already, it's
like they dumped you for them.
Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
I mean, yeah, you shouldn't get somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Want if somebody wants to date the person that you were,
like whatever, who cares?
Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
Actually you dump them?
Speaker 9 (01:22:40):
I care because because quite possibly there was a problem
that we had, which is why we're not dating anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
And I don't want to be around that. I don't
want to live with that problem.
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Well I see it as like, okay, well I didn't
finish my stake and somebody says a friend of mine
or my family, hey, you're gonna eat that. Have outa tires.
Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
I have.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
I have friends that go on vacation with each other
that are like exes and all kinds of stuff like that.
Really I find it weird. But I guess if there's
like a conversation beforehand and it's cool, But like when
you just show up with somebody's X one day, that's
kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Other societal rules that people said when they were asked
that we should just all stop following respect your elders.
One person says, some of the nastiest people I've met
are over seventy. Oh yeah, good job you survived to
be a dinosaur. But respect is earned, not given. Like, yeah,
you're not given just because you're old. Like if you're
if you're just an old prick, you're an old prick
(01:23:36):
and you shouldn't be given respect. If you're a prick
yelling at any age. I'll give the matter of the doubt,
but they can lose that that you can't eat in
front of your friends unless they are eating too, or
unless you know their their food also got there.
Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
That's me. I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
I can't stop that habit.
Speaker 9 (01:23:53):
Yeah, it is good matters because yeah, it has to
do with it's not a worthless rule because i's to
do with conversation and phases of the the.
Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Yeah, because then if you start and finish and then
the other person's.
Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
Halfway through, yes, it's take my plate and the other
person still made. It's a good rule.
Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Yeah, I mean I don't want what.
Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Will?
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I mean, I don't want to wait, but I will.
Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Menace is the one that makes us wait until he
takes a picture.
Speaker 7 (01:24:21):
One time I went to eat with menas I was
not done yet and he was getting up to leave.
Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
He was in the car. I was like, oh, I
guess that's the part that's torture for me when I'm
done and you're still eating. Have you never ate before?
Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Hurry up?
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
People were asked, what's a made up societal rule that
we should all just stop following? It should be acceptable
to respectfully decline gifts. Why don't I have to pretend
to like something, take it home and save it to
regift it later.
Speaker 6 (01:24:45):
Because you're gonna I mean, I know this is me
saying it, but you're gonna hurt somebody's feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Yeah, it is mean.
Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
That would be mean to reject a gifts. Thank you
somebody thought about and wanted to give you thought I
thought you would like it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Just hit it on the dumption on the way out.
Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Can you imagine that, like much like sea basses re
sponds to God, bless you. And if it's like you
give nothing.
Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
Any kids do it all the time, you're like stoping.
Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Oh the worst.
Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
The worst is when your kid gets something as a
gift and it's from like one of your parents or something,
and they go, I already have this what.
Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Oh God, I hate that.
Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
We've had long time.
Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
So I had to teach the kids like, hey, when
you're opening gifts from people and they're right there, you.
Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Go, oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
Everything's great even if you have it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
If you have it, it's even more reason to say, oh,
thank you so much. And then later go, mom, we
already have this, right.
Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
And I tell them you're not thinking it for the gift,
you're thinking them for the time and money.
Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
And if you say and if you blow it off,
guess who's not getting gifts in the future. That's exactly right.
Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Having to place your napkin on your lap, forget it,
it lands on the floor ninety nine out of one
hundred times, what it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Yeah, if you yeah, I don't fly paper napkin, Well
it's call baby, and yeah, it's food on yourself like
a toddler all the time. I need a napkin on
my chocolate a walky eye.
Speaker 9 (01:26:09):
That's also the area on MENACE's chair until I started
bulking in the studio was a.
Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Wasteland right on the ground fell off you.
Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
You can use your napkin and if if you get
stuff on your pants, I mean, isn't that on you?
Like is why is it rude to have the napkins?
Like if you have it like on to the right
of your plate and it's just sitting there.
Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
Because that usually done with your meals.
Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
I do it.
Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
That's the signal I'm done when you put your napkin
on the plate.
Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
That when you stacked all your dishes on top of
each other.
Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
Yeah, I mean, I guess. And that is a societal
rule is more etiquettes.
Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
And then I just stared at the waiter and I'm like,
why are you taking so long?
Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
I again, people are asked, what's it made up societal
rule that we should all stop following that women should
be polite and to be considered ladylike true men are
never held to the same standards. Why women should be
polite to be considered lady?
Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
Like you also get free things for being lady, Like, yeah,
I actually think women aren't nice enough.
Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Oh, I think we're pretty bitchy.
Speaker 9 (01:27:07):
Every time I hear a woman say bruh or a
or a cussword, it is it's especially then.
Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
I do agree with that it's not fair when women
are in positions of power and they're like, you know,
being stern and stuff like that. They you know, they
are labeled as a bach versus a dude being the
same way.
Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
He's a leader.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
But what do people say about the dudes are that way?
They say they're a holes.
Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
No, they say, oh, that's that's leaderships, a strong lead
that used to be get stuffed.
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
I don't think it's like that anymore. Yeah, I say,
I'm with what it's about fifty to fifty.
Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Yeah, I don't think it's anymore. Guys a whole are like, oh, hey,
you know, he's from someone's being if someone's being annoying,
you know, depending on the person. I mean, guys get
called dude, you're being a bitch, you know. But yes,
if it is a woman being difficult in any circumstance,
boss or not, you just being a bitch or she's
a bitch or the guy's being that way. Oh, he's
a prick, he's an a hole, he's a dickhead, he's whatever.
Speaker 8 (01:28:01):
Well, I think the point is that a guy has
to be over the top to be called a prick,
whereas if a girl acts the same as the guy,
it'll somewhat go unnoticed on the guy.
Speaker 6 (01:28:11):
Yeah, that's if it's equal to I.
Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Don't disagree with that. That's true.
Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
I could see that eight seven seven forty four Woody. Yes,
let's definitely leave the respect your elders thing bitter fs
eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to
two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Show Woody Money, Money, money, Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
All right, welcome back everybody. It is Wednesday. It's April
the sixteenth. It's Holy Wednesday.
Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
Wasn't it something like, oh, spiritual Tuesday? Or is there
a day every day this week leading up to Easter?
Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
Is a Friday?
Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
I know it was a good Friday.
Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Wednesday is the start of Lent.
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
It's good, right, I.
Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
Think there's a holy day every day. Take it easy,
this is not your holiday. Sorry, I just focus on Passover. Yeah, So, like,
I don't know, maybe there's a there's there's something my
my wife seems to know about all these like Catholic
holidays because she grew up going to Catholic school, and
then her mom. When we bought a house, her mom
(01:29:18):
sent us this, like one of the saints. It's a
little it's like a little figurine, like a little sad
that we had to bury in the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Really yeah, that weird.
Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
Yeah, it's the saint of something and yeah, and we
had I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:29:32):
I forget prosperity or something, or there's some kind of
protect you know, it gets.
Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Like the Oga book out of the house or something.
My mom's side not religious, but on my dad's side
Southern Baptist. Oh yeah, getting down all right.
Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
What's the denomination where it's like uh like singing and
high energy, had.
Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
A costal handling and the knock and tongues.
Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
No no, no, no, no no, I'm talking about like
like happy black guys and like sister like sister act.
I think, yeah, Southern Southern Baptist.
Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Those are so fun.
Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
That sounds like way more. I went to show with
them a couple of times. There was a lot of
singing in orem playing and class.
Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Yeah, well today's Holy Wednesday. It's also four Square Day. Guys,
remember four Square National Librarian Day. It's kind of hot.
National Revealed the Genius within Day see Best.
Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Reveal.
Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
It where Pajamas to Workday, which we kind of already do.
And then as far as the food holidays go, today
is National Eggs Benedicte. Yes down for that love, National
Banana Day. I have at least one or two bananas
a day. And day of the mushroom.
Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
I like mushrooms, yeah, rule, yeah, I only like mushrooms
on pizza holidays. Today.
Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
All right, so we have some entertainment stuff'll get to
the birthdays and the porno Birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
What is going on in the entertainment menace? Well, did
you see this Gene hackman. His property was reading ground
for infestations, Yeah, with dead rats and poop and all
kinds of stuff like nests for rats. So I didn't realize,
but across his whole property was eight buildings and then
(01:31:14):
so massive. Yeah for four million dollars. Now, Greg, I
do have a question about this because we brought this
up before. There was like some murder house that we
were reading about where eight people got murdered, and you're like, oh,
totally buy that house. Would you buy this rat house?
Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
Well, I mean if I got it people inside it too,
that wouldn't bother me at all. Really get the rat
thing taken care of if you get a good deal
in this.
Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
But yeah, I mean, how do you get rid of
all the rats? Maybe they'll do the thing that I
always do and I buy wolf pee on Amazon. All
the rodents out there. But you're down, Oh, I'd be
down in a heart.
Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
Some of the words, this's is his kids or his
grandkid's fault? Because who's not checking in on gene?
Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
And his wife wasn't The wife was sixty something sixty
you get a so, but who's checking on that?
Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
Like if if I walk into my parents' house and
it was I would say, okay, we need to do
some stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Yeah, because this was all like in all the homes,
all the buildings that were they were finding all this
rat stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:32:12):
It was, but it was also in the garage over here,
in the attic over there, so it wasn't necessarily common space.
Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
But so maybe the kids weren't cool.
Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
It was everywhere, but also like where they live, when
you live out in a place like that, like that
kind of like, uh, whatuld you call it desert setting.
Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
There's going to be all kinds of even found stuff
inside vehicles.
Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
H okay, opened up well, okay, so I opened up
my uh my barbecue grill after not using it for
probably like four or five months, and they started building
nests because they were building nests mice. Oh hell, no,
rat poop in my backyard because they're attracted to natural
gas in Greece.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Yeah, yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
It's it's the natural gas because if you have a
pool heater, if you had, they will build nests in there.
Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
They're getting hurt at my house.
Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
They're uh and they fear.
Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
It's a good enough spot to build this, this nest.
And so you got to check it out before you
fired up for stakes. No idea, Wow, yeah, mouse burgers.
Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
All right. Well, we have a couple of fans in
the Room of Love on the Spectrum. Do you know
Danny from Love Inspect.
Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
Danny runs an animated animation studio called Danimation.
Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Yeah, and guess what she's balling. Yeah, So they're putting
on her net worth. So she has an animation studio,
like Gina just said, and it teaches other people how
to do animation and her net worth is out there now.
She's worth five point four million dollars, which is crazy
because that's good. A lot of my friends that are
(01:33:46):
on the spectrum not millionaires, like half baked, half baked.
But he's a hustler man. He worked, Yeah, seven days
a week.
Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Somebody on the text six seven one eight I had
texted over saying, hey, Menace is half baked, independently wealthy.
It's like Hooters and stuff all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
You know that if you're going out to eat every day.
Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
So he's not a millionaire, but he's obsessed with working,
so he does not like to take any days off.
He's always had multiple jobs ever since I've known him.
Speaker 6 (01:34:16):
Bad he was.
Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
He was just the other day calling me. He's like, dude,
just had a crappy interview at Olive Guarden, Like, what
you already have a job? Is he come to WrestleMania? Yeah?
I don't know. All right, Well check this out, Jeff Bezos.
He's having a good day because he said as lady
of the space and.
Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Now he was a bad news.
Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
She came back. Yeah sure, and now he's sold his
Seattle home. Greg, I'm sure you have this on your
radar and see, oh you didn't see so this this whole,
this home actually sounds pretty small to me. It's only
three large bedrooms, four bathrooms. He bought it in twenty
nineteen for seven for thirty seven million dollars and sold
(01:35:00):
it for sixty three million dollars. It is nine thousand,
four hundred and twenty square foot home.
Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Six year investment, don't I know, like a lifetime of money?
Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
I know of one investment.
Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
I also wonder too, because when you see those houses
and it was purchased for thirty million dollars, when you
go to sell it, there's only so much market right
for someone who's going to buy a thirty million dollars
price for thirty million, let alone double six years after it.
Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
Was purchased, was in a bond, super villain.
Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
I really three bedrooms like I want two hundred bedrooms.
Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
Five people in the world that can buy it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Get out here, all right? Do you know Finn Wolfheart?
Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Stranger Thing, Yeah, think Mike Wheeler, he's on Stranger Things.
Now check this out, Sammy, you might want to hang
out this guy because he moved back in with his parents.
He says that he missed this being around his family.
He has, he has lived on his own, but he said,
you know what, I missed my family and I just
want to be with them, even though I'm twenty two
years old, mega famous and how money. I just want
(01:36:01):
to be around. That's what I've been saying.
Speaker 6 (01:36:03):
You know living.
Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Oh, you're all about it.
Speaker 7 (01:36:06):
I'm all about it.
Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
You support his ventures. Okay, well it's great. Way never
get married. Why well he'll leave when he gets married.
Speaker 9 (01:36:14):
Well, because if you're not as we just talked with Sammy,
if if your weekends are spent hanging out with your
sisters and doing sleepovers with your sisters and not out
meeting new people.
Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
Well that's that is what you were saying. You were saying, like,
how are you supposed to meet people when you get
to be like an at all and you have your
job and everything else. But if you're spending all your
and then on top of that, you're doing a free
time that you do have, and you're you know, hanging
out and living with your family the whole time, like
you're not doing.
Speaker 8 (01:36:35):
Yeah, young person, I go out to dinner with my sister. Yeah,
maybe your sister brings like a heat in the bar area.
Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
See maybe like your sister brings like a hot friend
or something some like rat face friend or you know,
tell her hook it up. Yeah, you know how my
sister likes it rady. It looks like someone looks like
he lives at Gene Hackman's house.
Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
Hello, Hi. But if I'm twenty two, a millionaire, famous,
I'm not living with mom and dad.
Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
Living alone isn't that great?
Speaker 8 (01:37:06):
I mean like it is at a certain point, but
sometimes you're like, all right, I'm bored of this.
Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
I wor at least have my own entrance. Yeah, but
with a front, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
You know. Will Forte for people. You know, he was
in one of my favorite television shows of all time,
Saturday Night Live. No, thank you, Greg, thank you for listening.
Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
That's a great show.
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I love that show. And ed too early. But he
said that he had the worst time when he did
hot Ones because when he went to the bathroom, he
didn't wash his hands and then said, Wiener turned into
a volcano.
Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
That happens, I get it.
Speaker 9 (01:37:41):
Yeah, you would think that'd be like all over the
place and that on that set, like don't touch things.
Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Like Yeah, he said that he paid attention not touched
his eyes, but when he went to the bathroom, he
didn't wash his hands properly.
Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
I made a mistake one time, and I'm usually very
conscious about not doing this. Went to our favorite sushi
place and there's like a yellowtail. Yeah, so it's got
the little slice of cucumber and they put some yellow
tail on top of it and then like a little
slice of KLOPENI right, super hot. I like the klopenion
on other stuff, like you get like a spicy tune,
(01:38:13):
the crispy rice kind of thing, but I don't like
it on the other so I take to pick it
off and then use the anyway wants to go rub
my eye without thinking? Man, my eye was on fire
for almost.
Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
A full day. Wow, do you flush it out with water? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
My fingers my water. But I was like, I had
my shirt, but there was nothing you could do. It's
not like your I can drink milk shut it out.
You know what you do is you get a cream
cheese patch and you just kind of smear that on. Yeah,
you know, I thought about it. I thought about the
sea bass man. I could have used one of those
like chemistry eye wash stations like we had in the school.
(01:38:53):
That I always wanted to use.
Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Those are good, but again it's it's you need fat
like you said milk, so then what the uh?
Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
We never got to see them work. But the eye
wash stations in your school, like did they It was
just water, right, so just deluded stuff. Yeah, heat is
carried in oil, so all water is gonna do is
just bounce off the oil. So we had we had
the one for the eyes, and then there was another
one where you pull this handle and it would like shower.
Remember those two. Yeah, I never saw them and used
though never never, but we but we wanted to use them.
(01:39:23):
All right, Thank you very much. Minute, no problem. Time
for your birthdays and your part of birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Showy, we're gonna it's shim, we're gonna sit it's and
you know we don't do.
Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
And of course we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday
to Martin Lawrence. He was sixty years old today. John Cryer,
who is Charlie Sheen's brother, Alan on two and a
half Men, also Ducky Ducky pretty pink.
Speaker 9 (01:39:53):
And now apparently is an amazing podcaster and a broadcast
Is he really he's part of that stupid what's his
Face podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
Oh, that's right before he's on the two other dudes
you're prior.
Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
That's Sean Hayes.
Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Oh yeah, smartle Jason. Really different show, totally a little
tiny kind of kay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
John Cryer is also sixty today. Kareem Abdul Jabbar is
seventy eight. Sadie sink Max on Stranger Things, Speaking of
that show, Yeah, twenty three today, Bill Belichick with the
girlfriend who's about a quarter of his age.
Speaker 9 (01:40:29):
Did you see her in her stupid outfit in the
UNC practice field?
Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
Yes, I did, and her coat and yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:40:34):
She's on the field while Bill is coaching in like
Dallas cowboy cheerleader boots and some kind of like Rick
Flair UNC colored springe.
Speaker 6 (01:40:44):
What she will be the ruination of that man?
Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Yeah, it was not appropriate for the football.
Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
In fact, your girlfriend being there isn't appropriate for the football.
Bill Belichick is seventy three today. Gina Carrano, who is
the girlfriend of our friend Perry Caravello. At least he
thinks so she loves her ass. Yeah, she was fired
from the Mandalori. Remember that. Oh yeah, she was angel
Dust and Deadpool. She was great on the Mandalorian.
Speaker 9 (01:41:08):
She would have had a great career if, as Manna said,
she hadn't fattened.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Up so much. What I can't said?
Speaker 5 (01:41:15):
She was the chick who got fired for tweets or something.
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Yeah, what she was? She made some political tweets. I
didn't like, you have to tweet.
Speaker 4 (01:41:24):
She's forty three. Claire Foy, who is Queen Elizabeth on
the Crown forty one, Anya Taylor Joy Princess Peach in
the Super Mario Brothers movie is twenty nine, and mister
Rico Suavi himself Heraldo Gerardo.
Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Coaldo.
Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
I've been pulled out the great gory pronunciation something in
Frico j Gerardo.
Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Yeah, see what's in the safe?
Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
He's sixty years old. Your porno birthday is Jayleen Rio
and today's break the Girl. She has served up more
soft taco than a taco bell in one and twenty
seven fine films, including Jayleen's Lust for Fertility. Yeah, Latin
Sheet Freaks Volume one.
Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
That sounds hot.
Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
She was in the Bollywood classic Curry Cream Pie Volume ten,
also Bowling for boobs, uh huh, Massaging those big mams
volume one. Mam, she was amazing and jerking and stroking
and who can forget her unreadable role in Jayleen Rio
finally milks me, finally, finally around Jesus my Mams. Yeah,
(01:42:31):
that's Jayleen Rio, who is fifty years old today. And
that's your porn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Wednesday Morning look at what's happening around the
world of entertainment here on The Woody Show. Insensitivity draining
for a politically world The Woody Show. Well that's it
for Wednesday morning.
Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
I like this nice little pace to checking off these
days this week rip nip, slip and drip. All right,
full show podcast and the fifteen to thirty minute high
like podcasts. We're still doing that right menace. Yeah, okay,
I guess somebody just couldn't find it. They were texting
in earlier, like, hey, whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
Happened to that? Well, I'm like testing to see how
well it does. So what's it there or another? It'll
be there, Yeah, it'll be there.
Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
That does just make any sense? Was it there or
not there? It wasn't there for a second, So that's
why you probably got that text. What all right, See,
this is the kind of stuff I need to know.
I'm on the air saying, oh, check out the full
show podcast in the fifteen to thirty minute podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Well you haven't said it for a while.
Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
Every day only only every day at the end of
the show anyway, thanks for the updates, Sorry for being honest. Okay,
all right, so forget it. Go and check out the
podcast wherever, or don't. I guess it doesn't really matter
either way. The podcast is gonna be there. You can
be able to hear it. We're back here tomorrow and
uh tomorrow like Sunday is Easter or yes, but it's
also four twenty. Yeah, and so we got MENACE's higher education. Yes,
(01:43:53):
who are you talking to? What are we learning?
Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Oh, we're learning about JFK. Okay, we're very excited, glued
to a radio.
Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
Yeah, So Menace gets super high and tries to learn
stuff about stuff. In this case, it's all the JFK stuff.
So that and more tomorrow Thursday here on the Woody Show.
Anything got for us. In the meantime, you can leave
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(01:44:24):
Actually yeah, the great unfollowing at the Woody Show. Yeah
all right, uh Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
Yeah, as Gina always says, most men are impressed with
most foods, so instead impress him with anal sex.
Speaker 6 (01:44:41):
I mean, I say it for a reason.
Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
So now I stitched it on a pillow. It's gonna
be your gifts for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Oh nice, I'll put that on my wife's side of
this bed as like a as a decorative throw pillowcative reminder.
Yeah all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank
you so much for or give it a WI show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we
would appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it. We will catch you back here on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (01:45:08):
SMD double M. I quit this bitch,
What is due to the graphic nature of this program,
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Speaker 2 (01:41):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Merch store with a woody Warren jersey. But I know
what you're really really wondering about this because yesterday was
my wife's birthday and I had a big meeting that
I had to go to in the afternoon, and we
stayed at a hotel because I didn't want to like
have to fight traffic and get home to anyway. So
she came down. She met me down there. Greg had said,
oh cool hotel. Sec of course, Uh yeah, didn't happen.
(02:03):
And it's because school. Well, no, she has a visitor, right, yeah,
has a visitor.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Now here's are they from.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Here's how unsexy it is?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Red square?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
All right? I don't know women have these things.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
She has what essentially looks like like a puppy pea
pad that she puts down on the bed as to
not really And I said, it's actually brilliant. And I said,
but it's not. Apparently they sell these for women. It
wasn't an actual like puppy pea pad. That's a good idea,
but it looks just like one of those. It's a
peer pad. So you don't like bleed on your ship.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
It happened, I said, do you want to be But
this happens.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
So I'm a little confused on this.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
But so okay, well, I mean you both have so
you can ask her.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Okay, do you know if she's using anything else or
it's almost No, No, she's using that.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
No, it's just it's extra. I remember she had to
have like a Remember she had to have like a
procedure done like a month or so ago. So this is, hey,
your next couple. Uh, you know, got strong anyway, So
they sell these things. I didn't know this. I didn't
know they sold like puppy pea pads for periods. Okay,
that ruins hotels, right, Okay, so that's I'm thinking that
(03:15):
as I'm laying there and I look over last night,
I go, this is marriage. And I pointed at it.
I said, this is what marriage is. You just put
a pad down. Here's here's what this myth may make
it more palatable for you.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Woody.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
There are many brands out there periods I'm seeing which
is interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
But here's one for you. It will make it seem better.
It's the gorilla grip version. Yeah, okay, he says. The
one thing she was complaining about how it moves around
when she moves and.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Leak proves birthday present curiously.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, yeah, good idea. Do they have like any designs
like wicked or maybe cool like Hamilton won that she.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Would do that little mad heavy though, right, That's that's super,
that's super because.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
Of the procedere ye sure, because well I've known about
this after girls have c sections and stuff like that
and they can't or like or have a baby and
they can't use like a pad of any sort.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
But this has never happened to you, just in the wild,
because this has definitely happened to me.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Oh, I think I think we mentioned the story. And
by the way, good morning everybody. This this this will
you lose weight? Right right? Vagina's were already grosser. I
kind of agree. They're complicated, they're hanged, they're gross. Yeah,
they have their own personality and now they need pads.
Yeah no, but like it's dude, it's just like, forget it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
I think you summed it up right. Cool.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, this is marriage. Yeah, this is this is marriage.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
But she had the pad? Was her mouth broken? I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
It, well, yeah, it was her birthday.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
At least you remembered her birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No, I did, well, And that's the.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Thing they got flowers. I had to make sure that
the kids each had a card for her, So I
went out and picked out a card. I got gifts
and gates.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Of course they don't even pick out their cards.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Well, because it was like I didn't have time to
bring them because I meant to do it over the
weekend and I forgotten. She ran no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (05:13):
They they had to write it all in there. Did
you go to the store and then FedEx them back
to your house? Yeah, back to my own house, which
is also what.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It deposit on the hotel room for that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Oh, there's just not like you give.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The heads up. You don't take ruined your mattress like
a past deposit. He just heads up, Yeah, heavy fluff.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's crazy. You know it's crazy. You can't bring dogs
to certain nice hotels, but any bleeding.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Woman can go everywhere uncontrollable months.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Shouldn't they make you sleep in the parking garage in
the back up at least?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, So you never heard of these things and you
never heard never heard of it?
Speaker 8 (05:52):
I have, I have when it comes to you said,
but she has. She had a procedure, and I'm guessing
that maybe he did like period panties or something like diapers.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Why wouldn't you wear a diaper? Then that's easier. I'll
be honest. I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I would rather hurt use that thing that she puts
on top of the sheet than than a diaper next
to that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
One day.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
They are surprisingly comfortable.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
They were, But I don't want to sleep next to
another adult diaper. I think it's on the sheets. Yeah,
you're on the pad. And we have a king sized bed.
We we have our own area code. The bet is
so big, even with my big fat has on there.
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Isn't she always slunkling up to you all?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
No, no again, that's not marriage.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yeah, that's dating.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's not marriage. When Gina was interviewing for the job,
here we went. We went out to that lunch. Yes, okay,
so she has had a similar experience.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
This does happen.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It happened at lunch.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Oh that's you're going to be You're never gonna stop
throwing up.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
So we went out to lunch with the program director
of the station, myself and Gina. It was just because
the program director wanted to get like a better you know,
feel for Gina as a person with employees.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
She was disgusted, as she should have been.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So anyway, we're sitting there and then it turns out
like while we're sitting there, having like a nicely kind
of brunchy, breakfasty kind of thing, Gina starts bleeding through
her skirt.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But I didn't know. I didn't notice it. So then
sitting down, Yeah, but I was like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
We walked across a parking lot to a Starbucks.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
I was like, they'll leave first, I'll leave after. I'm
no big deal. He's like, well, you want to go
get a Starbucks. I feel that something is amiss back there.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
So we're walking. I grab like a sort of jacket
thing and I kind of like hold it, but I
don't think it's doing the trick. And I'm walking because
he's like being a gentleman and stuff, so I have
to walk in front of him.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'm sorry for me.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
So we sit down and we're talking and I just
I just know, I just feel it. So we're finally done,
and I'm like, please after you, I insist. I get
home and.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
It looks like she got a shotgun.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
It looks like I sat and ketchup and he and
I was so more to fight and I I but
when I when I have like a really bad, like
embarrassing thing, I can't hold it in. I feel like
the only way to yeah, the only way to like
cleanse myself is to release it. So I texted his
wife and I was like, do you think your husband
(08:16):
noticed the back of my pants?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
No, I wasn't checking out your ass. Thank god we
were just walking.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yeah, he absolutely was not checking me out, because there's
no way to miss this.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I definitely like, hey, you got something on your skirt.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
You would have you would have known what it was though,
were you a skirt it was like like pants, but okay, okay.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Skirt would have been a just you would have seen
it dripping, because you know what, that happened to me
one time I was.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
On a ways my dog.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
I was just so happy that I had pants on
the time that it happened to me because I almost
wore short anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
So that's what I don't you.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Guys feel bad for us. You shouldn't be like contemptuous,
you should feel bad.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
That's what I learned. I'm like, you know what, it
always works out that way. When I her my wife
and I have like we go somewhere for a weekend times.
I swear to God, it's like her, it's easither, her
body is willing and like, oh not this gross ass
you know whole.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Uh and you're not trying to no no, no again.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I'm a married man. I am not this desperate.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I got it.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, but they always that brow. That's something I learned.
I didn't know that product existed. Maybe lddies. You're hearing
this and you're going, hey, I can actually benefit from
that now now I know. I know, give a cup?
Now you know all more? What he shows next? Hang on,
it's a woody show and we are into another new
hour with you Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
(09:41):
It's Wednesday Morning. It's April the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Moddy,
that's Greg Gory. Hi would menace is riding Yon? What
we got Gina Grass Sea masses here, we got Morgan morning.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Sammy's here.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Boodie, you
can set it the text over to two nine eight seven.
Got some news headlines coming up for you. This hour
saw an interesting stat Newpole says that thirty three percent
of people already trust chat GPT more than experts and
at least one field or area of expertise.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Wow, I feel like everybody's using chat GBT except for me.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Oh really, I'm using it a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, I'm not using AI as much as I thought
I would. I mean, I'm I'm making sure that I
learn a lot about it, but just in my daily life,
not really using it a lot.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
I Google almost nothing. Yeah anymore. I go to chat
GPT as my go to, and then what I like
about it is that it gives you an answer. You
just put in your your question and then it gives
you the answer. And if you have any follow ups
on that, like okay, well explain why whatever this part is,
they go, oh great, and hey, do you have any
links for that? I do have a photo for that
(10:56):
that I could see or an example. But it's it's
just like having a coin station with somebody who knows everything,
as opposed to Google search looking through the results that they're
based on. However, many people I know they have that
little AI think at the top. Ye still not nearly
as good a.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Little rundown of what you're looking for.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, still not nearly as good as Chat GBT. Like
the I think the experience personally. I know everybody's got
Android or iPhone or you know whatever, PlayStation or Xbox. Yeah,
they have a preference. My preference just happens to be
chat GBT. I just like the interface better.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, I'm kind to wait for the full audio version
of AI where I'm just just speaking to it. That's
what I want. Yeah, I think you can do that.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
You can talk to chat GBT all right.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, but I want to like super quick, just we're
just having a conversation.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Basically, most trusted when it comes to things like career
advice and product recommendations, least trusted when it comes to
medical and legal advice.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Good to know.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah, it's just like anything else. With that stuff you
can get. Like my mom is going through all her stuff,
her hip ish you and the nerve stuff, and so
I introduced her to chat GPT because she got through
reports from whatever test she had done, and she got
the document of the report, but she wasn't having a
follow up with her doctor for like a couple of weeks,
and so you have this information, but you can't decipher
(12:17):
what's what. And I said, just upload the PDF or
go through it because my mom's kind of private, you know,
I said, you know, get the PDF, edit out any
kind of personal information, so it's just the medical stuff
and upload that the chat GPT smart and say explain
this to me as if I'm a fifteen year old kid. Yes,
and it'll explain it I And she loves it.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
That's dude. I've done that so many times with my homework,
like re explain this to me, like I'm not a
professor here, right, it's great?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
And so she had I said, what's great, mom, is
that you can like if you see it's the whatever, alturial, whatever,
the medical crap, can you please explain what that is?
Can you show me on a diagram of a person,
like where that is and what function?
Speaker 6 (13:00):
And it serves it so great that it was a
good idea.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Great.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I don't know about the medical stuff, but Gina, with
the homework stuff, do you have to crosscheck to make
sure that it's summarizing it correctly?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well?
Speaker 6 (13:09):
And that's the other thing, because the teachers are always like,
don't get caught up in this chat GPT stuff. You're
not always going to get the right answer, you know,
like Wikipedia, you know that kind of thing like don't
get crazy. So you know, I had your bets.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, so I mean I've seen also when it comes
to that kind of thing, you can find some information,
take your raw data that you have found that is verified,
true information listed in there as bullet points, and say,
can you put this in the in the in the
kind of a paragraph or a report using just these
facts and put them in an order, a sequential order
(13:42):
that makes and it's great.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
You're making this thing work for you.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'm really I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Know, I'm fascinated by the whole thing because I found
it very interesting for even the you know, the the
pilot ground school stuff that I'm doing. Yeah, because I'll
see something and I'll understand what the answer is, but
I want to know why something is. It definitely helps
you learn, Yeah, it helps, you know, it just helps
kind of break it down. When you know this thing
only goes to a certain depth or whatever, you can
(14:07):
go that next level in down a little bit more granular.
I think it's cool. Sixteen percent trust Chat GPT more
than Google. Forty one percent said they trusted less. Half
said they lean on as a learning tool. Thirty three
percent use it for financial stuff, thirty percent ask for
product recommendations. I did that recently. I just found a hotel.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Oh with chapt okay to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
It's like, hey, I got to go to a meeting,
this meeting I have to go to Yesterday, I said,
I got to go to this meeting at this place.
Can you give me like a hotel within walking distance
that's at least three and a half to four stars? Nice?
You know, and it does boom boom boom boom boom boom,
and it gives you the links to them you can
check them out.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, it's it was great.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
So is it totally unbiased then, because if you did
that on Google, it might you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, paid exactly.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
It'll show you sources, so like whatever chat GPT is
pulling for, it'll show you. And it just basically looks
for any kind of like court not correlation, what's the consensus?
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Yeah, okay, that's and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, I thought it was really good.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I know there's other ones out there, see all kinds
of perplexity.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Now do you pay for it or do you use
the free version?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
I used the free version for a while, but then
I was asking some stuff and I said, hey, you
get X number of these prem per whatever. And yeah,
but I said, now I'm paying for it.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
But it's worth it.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
You would say, yeah, because I use it all the time.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
It's awesome.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, I use it all the time. I thought it was.
There's even an AI now. It's called in Touch, and
it's designed to help people who may not have the
time or inclination to call their parents on a regular base,
like that if your parents are elderly, and so it
places AI generated voice calls to your parents, engaging them
in conversations about their day, their hobbies, and their feelings.
So you could take it to a really crazy extreme.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
We're talking now, here's my daily use. Yeah, because you
can put your own voice into it it obviously, and
then elders have a car recition.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Well, we were talking about remember that clipped Sea Bass
had for us in the weekend audio that AI lawyer,
the guy in New York. He tried to have the
AI lawyer make his case for yeah, and the judge
wasn't having it.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Remember that the appellant has submitted a video. We will
hear that video.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Now, may it please the court? I come here today
A humble.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Proceeds panels five Distinguished Justice hold on, is that counsel
for the case I generated that that is not.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
A real person.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You did not tell me that, sir.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
And you have appeared before this court and been able
to testify verbally.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
You are not going to use this court room as
a launch for your business. So if you are.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
Able to shut that off, you had five minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Damn. What I really want is the robot. Like, give
me the AI robot.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I don't want a robot walking around my house. I
have this thing in my pocket. You got the phone
that's your or you have like one of the Alexa devices,
and you know, if you have a question, you don't
have to be yelling and screaming at it. You can
just ask and maybe you know it has other sensors
around that.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
So many uses for the robot.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
I just want something to clean.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
At one point, men and you know you weren't working
here yet. Menace told us he wanted one of those
recliner chairs that helps you stand up.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't want that. It's so
many offered one for me, but I just didn't have
the space for it at the time.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yea and Menaces still my dream? Yeah, the AI now
is making better memes than humans. So if you're looking
to do sure memes on something that happened on the
show and you want to post it on social media,
you can just pop it into AI and I'll punch them.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I'd like to see it because I tried it with
like comedy, you know, like make jokes whatever.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, it's so good. Yeah, so check this out. I
put into chat GPT once I did the pay version
or whatever, I said, here, take this picture and you
know our our Woody show cast picture that they took
that they used now for all the sales presentation stuff.
I uploaded that into the chat GPT and I said,
(18:13):
make this into a garbage pail kid version, artwork or whatever.
And this is what it came back with. How cool
is that?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I had, I had two different versions. It did that
one such bug eye, and then did this one which
looks even more like you know, just is that cool?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So many artists going out of business, that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
What is the world lead us for now?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
And this took for it to generate. It took I
would say, I don't know, maybe maybe two minutes ninety
seconds to two minutes. And it just dropped this and
I have it. I have it as a high resolution.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Soon it will be yeah two seconds.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I think the number one thing I'd be afraid of
is if I was a graphic artist, because couldn't you
just say, hey, I have a company called Greg's Guard.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Again, there's apps may do the logo. There are a
logo I messed with at one point because I'm like, hey,
maybe we'll change up the Woodie Show logo, which we've
never done. It's been the same logo forever, and I
was just messing around with that. It wasn't it wasn't great,
but some of the stuff it came up with, I mean,
it was really cool idea. And I saw some other
logos that it came up with. You you can do
(19:27):
exactly that. I wanted to be kind of edgy surf side,
you know whatever for my new crab and seafood. You know,
the counter service blah blah blah, and it's called Gregs
And next thing you know, it comes up this nautical
looking and it gives you like seven different versions. And
(19:48):
the article I just saw recently was about how dude,
if you are a graphic artist, you're double and.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
You're double screwed, because not only do we not need
you anymore, but AI is using your work to generate
it work. You know, like it's aggregating, right, it's aggregating
all that stuff, and be like, how about this version
right now?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
It still takes, and it will get better and it'll
get easier over time. It still takes knowing how to
prompt it. Yes, so to get like a really good
looking logo. And this is just off as something pretty
you know, crude as far as the amount of description
I gave, But again, this came out pretty good. Can
imagine if I really knew what I was doing with
(20:27):
the prompting of the AI, than.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, that's what's happening with video. You're just talking about
just graphics. Like the people that know how to prompt
text to video and lay all that stuff out. It's like,
oh yeah, well just creating an entire world or an
entire movie just because they know how to prompt the system.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, so that's that's.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Going to be the job.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
And then you can maybe take it and you can
go from there at least get the template or the
beginnings of it.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Something that took ten people now just takes one.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, And then you can perfect it and you can
add little things to it, like people. I saw a
really cool video where somebody took somebody else's piece of art.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Greg, maybe we can use like piece of art.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, and they changed it into something completely different that
looks like this picture of this old house and then
they turn it into a haunted house scene with all
these like skeletons and all kind But it looked really cool.
It looks like Thomas Kinkaid maybe had doun it.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Can we do that with one of Greg's paintings.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
That's what I said that I'd be really take one
of my Yeah, you get it, an actual piece of art,
put some.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Happy trees in there or something. Right, so you're something
you have no use for a robot.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
No, really, yeah I don't. I don't knowing the robot
like going around the house.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I want like a robotic helmet that gives you a haircut.
You put it on and talk about it memorizes the
perfect hair.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
But you can't have a robot that can just do
that for Greg is obsessed with the haircut.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
He's talked about maybe like getting a haircut so it
locks in the place. You take a pill and something stops. Also,
chatchy bt can now generate fake and very can convincing receipts,
which they say is bad news for businesses and for
employers that people are fudging their receipts recently updated with
these better text and image capabilities, that people are using
(22:10):
it to create and manipulate all kinds of receipts, which
of course they can turn in with their expenses.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Open Ai says AI generated images have hidden metadata that
IDs them as fake. However, when asked why chatbt allows
the creation of fake receipts despite the fraud policies, they
said they aim to provide creative freedom. Oh yeah, and
suggested that AI generated receipts might have legitimate uses like
financial education or marketing.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, like hemp.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Well, you know, we can make room.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
The Walmart people are going to go out those guys
that check your receipts.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right. They're gone seven forty four wooding.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
His Great h.
Speaker 11 (22:54):
Al garbage day, not garbage here, people. Okay, don't forget.
We have trash day, not trash weed. It's not every
once in a while that they.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Leave it out for an extra day.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's the woody show.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
All right, welcome back. Wait, somebody said on the text,
my wife lost her brother in December and she's been
using chat GPT as a therapist. I've heard of that too, say, yeah,
cause you can ask advice like, well, what if I'm
feeling about this way? Yeah, what did people do when
(23:34):
they have these type of thoughts? Or what do you
think I should do in order to make myself feel
better about? Educase that at least as a baseline. Yeah,
I can also help you find a therapist, I'm sure
if you want, like a for reals one.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, I heard younger people using that. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Hey, I just posted on Woody Show Instagram. I was
telling you about those garbage pail kid yeah style Woody
Show from the Woody Show publicity photo that chat GBT
did in about ninety seconds. I'd post them so you
want to see them and let's know how they came out.
As a garbage pail kid fan, I think they came.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Out really cool, pretty authentic looking.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
It's posed right now. You can find us at the
Woody Show on Instagram and hey, nippling buttolers, if you're
not following us yet, we're still trying to get to
two D. We're still trying to get to two hundred thousand.
That easy, followers, guys, what's that? It's not that easy. No,
even when we ask a favor, it's not that easy.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No, it's not. What do we need we need further further? No,
we're not. No, we're not.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
We're at one hundred ninety nine thousand, three hundred and
twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, good there.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
I think a couple of days ago when we asked
for the favor, we were like two hundred and eighty something.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
So, you know, we'll people ask like, why why is it?
Why is it like that? Because we are content that
we put on our social media is just basically it's
for our listeners. Yes, why doesn't it like go to
one point blah blah blah, mili And it is because
the content again that's shared on our social is for
our listeners.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
It's not clickbait stuff. It's stuff for people to tune in,
it's stuff for people to win stuff. It's you know,
stuff of maybe general interests of people who do listen
to the show all the time about Greg's whatever, or
in this case, you know, here's what chat GPT came
up with.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's not a huge amount of what they call shaable content.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah, but it would be nicely like when I'm at
the gas pump, but I try to go to a
nice even number. It's like two hundred thousand. Sound just sounds.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
So if you want to check out what chat GPT
put together for us when I said, hey, take our
publicity photo and make it into reimagine it as something
in the style of garbage pil kids. It's really cool.
It did the trag at the show. You can check
it out there right now. We got some news headlines. Well,
Gail King, before you get to what you got over there,
(25:52):
this is so funny. We were talking about the Blue
Origin launch this week and Gail King does it like
that people aren't impressed by what she and the other
broads did with their ride on the Amazon Rocket. Here's
what she said to TMZ, I really resent it.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
People are calling it a ride.
Speaker 12 (26:13):
We duplicated the trajectory of Alan Shepherd's flight back in
the day. No one called that a ride. A ride
sounds frivolous, it sounds insignificant.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
This was because it was insignificant because when he did it,
they had something that they put him up in the
into that same level of flight with something that has
less computing power than than the standard calculator.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Yeah, that's impressive.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
To what we have now and the technology that's in
like this Blue Origin rocket total.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
This is a gigantic rocket.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
But it's like, okay, so it's it's to say, like,
you know, you get on an airplane today and you're
the same as the right brothers, Like, it's you can't
compare the two. It's not the same experience. I agree
with that aspect one hundred percent. If you're just a passenger,
you're not even touching any controls. It is basically a ride.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
It's a ride. It's six flags.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's like that big thing they bring it back and
they sing, yeah, they sling shots.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
But I do agree with Gil, it's impressive. It's more
than just a frivolous ride. I would do it. Is
it my dream space ride? No?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Is it real space?
Speaker 8 (27:22):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Well, and also what does she care? I'd be like, yeah,
I'm not. I don't really, I'm not paying attention to
what other people are doing. I'm just remembering my awesome ride. Yeah,
this was a bonavide flight. So you know, I say,
have you been to space?
Speaker 12 (27:36):
Have you seen what Blue Origin does to get these
machines up, get them up and get them down with
the precision that they do. I'm sorry there are haters.
There was always going to be here.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, for sure, it's true. Yeah. And the precision of
like landing the rocket back on earth like it's it's
all and it's like there hasn't been so many like
this wasn't the one hundred and fifty the flight of doing.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
That, that's they Lauren Sanchez, Gail King, they did nothing impressive.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
They took the ring.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I still think they risked their life.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
It took a lot of nerve to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
It wasn't the monumental event that they wanted to be,
at least not in the eyes of the public. Also
didn't help that Jeff Bezos's chick that Lauren Sanchez held
up a stuffed animal that's a character in her book,
and Carrie Katy Perry's holding up a butterfly thing with
these words written on people like that like some kind
of motivational message or what nuts or set list for
her upcoming.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Tour d Boy marketing. That's what you said, Yeah, and
I there's gonna be a lipstick tie in. I know it.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's what you were saying. Yeah, there should be a
other celebrity chicks.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Olivia Munn, Olivia Wild, Emily Radikowski, they be hating. Here's
what Emily Radikowski had to say at the Space.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Mission this morning.
Speaker 13 (28:51):
This is beyond every thing that you care about Mother Earth,
and you're growing up in a spaceship that is built
and paid for by a company that's single handedly destroying
the plant at the state of the world, and think
about how many resources went into putting these women into
space for what. I'm disgusted.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
She's Ann Killjoy though she's disgusted. She started hanging out
at that Cidney suite. I'm like, don't do that. Yes,
you're going to ruin the city.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Not America's sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
I don't know if Blue Origin invited me and Genus
said the same thing. If they we would absolutely go.
Do I think it's a real spaceflight.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
No, we would go, but we wouldn't take the credit.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
For now.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I'm not calling myself Neil Armstrong. You're not going to
be Sally ride over there.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
That's all what's going on in the news.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Well, there was a shooting at Wilmer Hutchings High School
in Dallas yesterday happened just after one pm. Four students
ended up in the hospital. Three were shot, one got
hurt just trying to get away. Thankfully, none of the
injuries are life threatening, but they were pretty serious. Cops
think it started because of a fight among students, possibly
over a dice game. The shooter is in custody. Apparently
(29:55):
the shooter was let into the building by someone on campus,
which is freaking people out. The school just canceled classes
for the rest of the week. They're offering mental health support.
But also this is the second.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Shooting school at the same school. Yeah, so getting pretty
what the hell's going on there?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Wink Martindale Does that name sound familiar? Oh yeah. The
legendary game show host best known for Tic Tac Dough
and Gambit. He's passed away at ninety one years old.
He died at his home in Rancho Mirage, California, surrounded
by his wife of forty nine years, Sandra, and the family.
He'd been battling lymphoma for the past year. Wink Martindale's
(30:31):
he began his career at seventeen as a radio DJ
sound familiar.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
What he Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
He also conducted one of.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
El's career went a Little Better at a little Longer.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
He conducted one of Elvis's first radio interviews in nineteen
fifty six, and he hosted twenty KME shows in the sixties.
Even had a brief music career with a spoken word
hit Deck of Cards.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I think you did Elvis.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Oh, I wouldn't doubt it. If it's his first I
was figured.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
I thought he did other bigger game shows that I knew.
I knew Tictac Dough I remember watching that because there
was the dragon that would pop up, which always scared.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Me as a kid.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
But even the other list of the games, I was like,
I do I remember?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Do not watch?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I didn't remember any any of these.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Then it became yeah, the other ones I don't remember Gambit,
never heard of that?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Ever heard of that? One of my one thousand?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
And then what was it?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
He did some infomercial for something?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yeah, was it? It wasn't the craft that was.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Let letter Let's see a good justure. Oh yeah, that's
the only reason I know fort Linkletter is anyway, YEA.
A new CDC report shows that autism rates and kids
here in the US are at an all time high.
So as of twenty twenty two, about one in every
thirty one eight year olds have been diagnosed with autism.
That's up from one in thirty six just two years earlier.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
So isn't I just learned about this? Isn't this basically
depending on where you live? Yes, So if you live
like on the coast, like in San Diego for example,
like people are diagnosed as autistic way more than they
are in more of like a you know, less popular.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Rural one in nineteen kids.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
And by the way, there's no actual I didn't realize
this either. There's no actual like quote test or like
lab thing or whatever. It's just oh, based on behavior.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Yeah, being over diagnosed.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yes, and that's the thought I had, Like, you know,
is this person really autistic or are they just socially awkward?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Or you point out how people are called learning disability
or too much?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Right, Oh you're obesa.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Well and when you say something's on the spectrum and
more arbitrary, yeah, exactly. Yeah. And and boys are three
times more likely to be diagnosed than girls. And Starbucks
is rolling out a new dress code starting May twelfth,
not everyone's excited about it though. Yeah, starting on the twelfth,
baristas have to wear solid black shirts and either khaki
or blue or black jeans with their aprons. So to
(32:54):
help out a little, Starbucks is giving them two free
black shirts. The company says it's trying to create a
work consistent look uniform right now what with their apron.
But the union is not happy about what. Yeah, they
don't like it. They said they need to focus on
bigger issues like staffing in reliable hours, not telling people
(33:15):
what shirt to wear.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, okay, it's a uniform.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I worked at McDonald's, we had to wear a specific
Unif my son works at six Flags, he's got to
wear a specific uniform.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
And if my uniform was a black T shirt and jeans,
I'd be like sweet.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Yeah, the thing I had to wear for McDonald's is
way more ridiculous, especially the time.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
What should I wear today?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Exactly? Well, that's what's going on with all.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Right, Thank you very much. Gina grad More Woody shows next.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Hang on.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Heard the shop. Dude, this is get the f out
of here. Last year, this is back in June. This
guy feels so bad for this guy, Charles Reid. He
(34:09):
was accused by a woman of breaking into her home
and assaulting her and then fleeing on foot. He was
arrested without any prior questioning. Here's a little fun fact
about Charles. He's paralyzed. Oh and he's been paralyzed for
twenty five years. But despite that, they arrested him for
(34:33):
breaking into this woman's home, assaulting her in my favorite,
fleeing on foot, on foot, paralyzed guy enrolled.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
They just meet him and say, you know what this is.
Nothing doesn't sound right.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Believe all women though, Right, guys, we're just supposed to
take it at face value, like whatever they say, absolutely value.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
The f out of here.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
So the woman later admitted that she lied, and she
blamed it on her mental state.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
That probably her peer Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, raging pier.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
The charges against Charles have been dropped, but he says
he's still waiting on an apology from the police department,
which has not come yet.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
But okay, I.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Mean, I mean anybody who's even in law enforcement that
sometimes I say, okay, well, you know, like you go
into a situation and you gotta be you can't be
quite sure, So I don't know what the protocol is
in that situation. But he got a guy in a
goddamn wheelchair paralyzed facing him. He broke down a door,
chase somebody down. I'm assuming who, because if they're going
(35:32):
to be assaulted, would they run? Here's a guy in
the wheelchair. What do you do if you don't want
to be Stand behind the kitchen counter? Yeah, yeah, uh,
slowly walk backwards.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Yeah, with a narrow doorway.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, stand on top of a counter, right, that's it.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Yeah, Like the guy's in a wheelchair and then flee
on foot and you show up, and that's the claim. Yeah,
that's the claim. And you look at you look at
this guy.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
You hear the story.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
You look at this guy and you go, wait, so
did this just happen in the last ten minutes that
you're paralyzed. No, it's been paralyzed for twenty five years.
And you still arrest the guy.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah, that was common sense.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
How about it happened in the first place?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
This question, and then they say, tell it to the judge. Okay,
tell it to the judge.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
How about just don't arrest them.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
It just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. You enough, get
the f out of here. Indeed he ran away.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
And that's what I hate, like when people like, oh,
we're just using protocol. Yeah, but when does your brain
come into places like, hey, guys, this can't be Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
And by the way, my statement of like you believe
all women, right, it's not about men or women, it's
just in general. I don't believe anybody at face value.
It's because like there's so much, whether it's AI or
whether it's you know, people just whatever. Like you don't
believe anybody necessarily at face value.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
You do some digging, You ask some questions.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Correct you hear the cops, like a little bit of
critical thinking, then come to a conclusion.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
And it doesn't have to be what were you wearing?
It can be actual questions make a difference.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Unless unless you saw somebody with your own eyes do something.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
You're right, Gina, too, protocol can go out the window.
It's against the protocols. Okay, Well we started writing the ticket,
and protocol says we can't stop.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
My p doesn't stop.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
It was like that story that we just had about
the guy who woke up one morning there's a new
bus stop in front of his house and he had
parked there the night before after I got home from
work and there wasn't a bus stop, no sign, no
bus stop, no nothing. And he parked there every night,
woke up the next morning or the next day, he
goes out to the car. There's a bus stop now there,
popped up and they gave him a ticket and they
(37:38):
said they were sorry, well, the tickets already written.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
There's nothing we could do it.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
It was like he got them as they were doing it,
and he went out there and then fought the ticket, like,
brought it to city hall, the courthouse, whatever the hell
it was, and they well, you know, it's there's nothing
we what do you mean there's nothing you could do.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Yeah, it's your fault.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
It didn't want anybody that the bus stop is coming.
Here is what you do.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
There's a delete button, yeah, trash can Yeah. You ever
get one of those things in the mail. And then
you call the place, you go, well, I'm not sure
I'm supposed to have gotten this bill, and they go, oh,
you can just disregard that.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, okay, how.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Come every other place can do it, but city hall
can't do it with the ticket because you already wrote it.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
All computers stupid.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
If you have that job and you're saying those things,
those words are coming out of your mouth, how do
you sleep at night?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Make some bad choices? Did get here?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, be a little curious, ask some questions and people
when you're sitting in front of a paralyzed guy and
the other person is saying that they that they assaulted you,
and yeah, they took off on foot. Yeah I don't know.
Maybe yeah, you know, maybe just uh maybe feel free
to ask question, maybe be curious a little bit. Then
come come to your conclusion.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
And if you're the arresting officer, maybe arrest that woman.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Yeah, yeah, she's sick for that.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
You know what, We're gonna arrest you instead?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:52):
False two three? What doesn't believe anybody face value? Also,
wood he will repeat anything anyone texts as gospel. I'm sharing,
I'm sharing what's coming in on the text, as Hey,
here's something on the text, I'll throw it out there.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
You don't say, and I'm Woody and I support this message.
You just said a.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Lot of times a lot of times in our in
our in our bid to be curious about stuff, we'll ask, hey,
what do you guys think of X Y Z? That's
I mean, you know, if you if you interpret it
that way, I guess that's fine.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
But then you reach a stage where you just can't
believe anything.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
I can't believe that text.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah they did.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
They bring him like in a handicapped police cruiser to
bring him down to the police station. Good question, how dumb?
Eight seven seven four Woodie text over to two to
nine eight seven. That goes with my whole nightmare. You're
wrongfully accused and even being paralyzed in a wheelchairs not
enough to get you on that.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Man More show coming up?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
The show, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something
like oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
It looks so much bigger or something much darker.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
Shot a bit.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
God Flight, the Woody Show back in the bit all right,
So uh Sea, Bass and Morgan are gonna be out
on Friday, Dave's Hot Chicken, the grand opening there on
Florence Avenue and Santa Fe Springs. You can get all
the details about it, like it is new into Tube,
but the address and everything on our website.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Find it there, wood Joe.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It is
April the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That is Greg Gory. Hey, we got menace.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
What is up? Hi?
Speaker 4 (40:43):
There's Gina grad Sea Bass is here. There's let me
turn your mic on. There, there we go.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
We got Morgan morning. Sammy's here.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can hit us up with a text over to
two to nine. Except now, when we announced that we
were going to do the Woodie Show after Hours takeover
at Disney California Adventure Park, and we started giving away
tickets and trips and everything else. And that's immediately. Every
time we do something like a big event like this
(41:13):
is when we get the SOB stories start coming in.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
People think they.
Speaker 9 (41:16):
Don't have to play by the rules because if they're
a bunch of a or big enough of a sad sack,
because they can they could skip the line.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Also, like SOB stories that are like extremely rude, like
out the Gate, you know, like they're rude. Yeah, I
got one. I got a message saying like, well, I
need this amount of tickets because they won. I need
this amount of tickets, but I need to get one more.
(41:42):
Other person in Oh, so they start demanding and my
dad died. Yeah, by the way, okay, I guess you
need that one last.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Then, So we didn't we didn't really acknowledge these up
until now. The takeovers happening on Monday, Monday night, and
we did not acknowledge it because what we been doing
is collecting all the SOB stories secretly, Yeah, because we
don't want to say. What we were going to be
doing here beforehand is then people were just sending you know,
the face sobs. So these are the ones who just
(42:11):
kind of organically came through, and Uh, what we're gonna
do is we're gonna let you guys vote for which
ones you think should get the tickets. Don't put it
on us, We're just gonna present them. And I figured, like,
you know, Sammy, you might get a couple of good
wells in here. Well, okay, you know, like with with
the SOB stories, you know it month. Well, they they
(42:34):
did say something about Stanley Mugs.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Yes, specifically how a give away from Yes.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yes, for the time I had to pick between the two.
But we're gonna, uh, we're gonna put the voting to
you guys, the listeners, which ones get to make it
into the takeover. Now we're gonna start with this after
hours voicemail that got left at eight seven seven four.
Speaker 14 (42:56):
Would's just trying to see if to get some help
with my son. He's been trying to get your Disneyland
tickets since you guys been giving them out. He is
very upset. He doesn't like nobody talking to him when
he's trying to win the tickets. He tells everybody to
be quiet. He's trying to win the tickets. He gets
(43:17):
so stressed when he can't get through, and he just
don't want to talk to nobody after So just trying
to see if you could help him and put his
name on the list where he could stop trying so
hard and being upset, and just trying to get him
back to being a nice, happy son. He could please help.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Let me know.
Speaker 14 (43:39):
My name is Maria. Thank you so much. I really,
really really want to appreciate your help. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (43:46):
All right, I'm tearing up.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
I have thoughts about this. This is not even remotely
close to the first time this mother has had to
call in a favor because of her son's behavior. And
please help me out. I can't deal with him.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yeah, no, it sounds like she she feels for him,
and she's doing that mother thing.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
Yeah, but I feel like she's had to do this
a lot.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
She wants her son back people exactly.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Okay, So there's there's that one, and then Gina grad
do you have another one?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
I do you?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (44:18):
All right, here we go. Oh what do you show? Please?
Please please give me tickets to the takeover. I've gone
with my grandma to Disneyland every year since I was
twelve years old. I'm twenty four now and she's in
her seventies and neither of us can afford to go
this year. Also, if you give me tickets, I can
take my parents and little sister. Either way me love O. Well,
(44:40):
either way, me love then I know.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
All right, So now you text over to two two
nine eighty seven, and Morgan and Sammy do me a favorite.
Keep an eye on the text as we go through these.
We're gonna do them in teams of two. So the
first two of the year, you guys are voting for it.
You're gonna either text mom, mom over to two two
nine eighty seven or that's a text. I don't know
(45:03):
what's the word. Because we have to do different grandma, grandma?
So text mom or grandma over to two two nine
eight seven.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
Back to the mom real quick? Didn't she say he
don't do nothing?
Speaker 5 (45:16):
She had a lot of double neggave.
Speaker 9 (45:17):
Yeah, she's a moron, and she's teaching her kid to
be also teaching your kid not to handle the disappointment
that Greg, would you like a new Louis vutan Velt?
Speaker 6 (45:26):
I would, well, guess what you're not getting one.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Oh man, I'm stressed.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
I'm trying to keep my my take out of it
because we're leaving it up to the listeners to decide
that way we can go. I'm sorry, you know what.
The listeners decided. Both these people are listeners and the
moms just now we've never got by the way, we've
never given tickets to any SOB stories. It's true, now, yeah,
all right, all right, So you're texting either mom or
grandma over to two ninety seven.
Speaker 7 (45:49):
We got a text they both suck.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, I agreed. That's that should be an option. Neither, Greg,
give me another one. Come on, throw a nurse a bone. Oh,
I've been trying to win these tickets forever. Maybe I
can win on the pity party. Note I'm the sole
bread winner for my fam. My husband does a vet
shot in a home invasion a few years back. God,
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the year anniversary of my mother's death is in three weeks.
I took care of her at home. I did all
her post mortem care at home. Every single patient at
my facility has COVID. Half of the staff does too.
So I'm working one hundred hours a week.
Speaker 6 (46:31):
That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Come on, throw me a bone please.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
If she's working one hundred hours a week, she's not
gonna have time.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
To go to the takeover.
Speaker 7 (46:37):
Oh good point, she needs a nap.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah, but hey, home invasion.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, shot nurse, so that's the nurse. Yeah. A lot
of stories about you know, people that have passed away.
Sob stories for takeover passes. What's the what's the next one?
Speaker 6 (46:56):
What up? Woody show? I just got out of jail.
Oh yes, el Gina and Morgan. I say sup because
I know they like inmates.
Speaker 7 (47:03):
Yeah, buddy's hot.
Speaker 6 (47:04):
Throw me a couple of tickets so I can take
my girls social stuff. Being pissy about me getting arrested
in October if she kicks me out I got to
go back to my mom's house. Help me, dude. PS.
It wasn't a violent crime. It was possession and I'm clean.
Speaker 9 (47:18):
Now, Okay, well I think I know how I'm voting
for ye.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Now before we open up, before we open up the
next one. Here, the votes are already coming in. What
I'm gonna do, I'm not gonna announce them as we
go along. We'll wait till the next segment, and I'll
give you the results of all of them.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
Okay, you want to do like nurse or jail.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Yeah, let's do nurse for this one. Nurse or jail.
All right, You're gonna text either nurse or jail, which
one do you think should get the tickets?
Speaker 6 (47:46):
We're still throwing out COVID this year.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
I know, right.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Calls, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, all right, so nurse or jail text one of
those two.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
I know who has my vote?
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Over to to nine eight seven? All right, Greg Gory,
next one, Good.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Morning, Woody Gang. Really hoping to win the tickets to
the Disney California Adventure Park. Reasons why me and my
mother of my kids have been broken up for nearly
a year now, But we're talking now and on good terms,
but I would use this opportunity to try to get
her back and hopefully ask her to marry me. We've
had a long relationship of thirteen years. Don't want to
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throw away what we have, all the time that we've spent.
It would be a special moment since we don't financially
go out and do a lot financially. But I want
to thank all of you for what you do and
it does pay to be an active listener. Thank you
and bless you.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
Oh so it's to help? Is when is girl bus? Okay?
Speaker 7 (48:44):
Is he going to propose a Disney?
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Apparently? I'm leaving his name out in case there's a
big proposal.
Speaker 6 (48:50):
Yeh yeah, yeah, it'll be contingent.
Speaker 7 (48:52):
We need proof.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, what are we gonna call that one?
Speaker 6 (48:55):
Divorce?
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Divorce? Okay, divorce? Okay, divorce? And then what's the next one?
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Here's kind of a short and sweet one. I've been
trying to win Woody Showed Disney tickets since twenty eighteen.
I used to go to the meetups at the park
and spend hours trying to win. I even spent Valentine's
Day in twenty eighteen trying to win tickets in person.
And my boyfriend to this day still makes fun of me.
I'll keep trying, though.
Speaker 7 (49:21):
Okay, okay, more effort into that.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
Well, I guess she's getting made fun of though you
would like that.
Speaker 4 (49:27):
I call that practice yea.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
Valentine's all right?
Speaker 4 (49:34):
Divorce or practice for that one?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
All right?
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Again, you guys are choosing listeners.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
You choose.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
This is a very big decision. Who's going to the
Woodi Show after hours takeover on Monday? The divorce or
practice over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
A text came in from the last one saying jail
because the other one needs a nap and shouldn't be
spreading COVID.
Speaker 7 (50:00):
I saw someone say the jail guy's going to scalp
the tickets.
Speaker 6 (50:03):
Oh I'm not allowed?
Speaker 5 (50:05):
All right?
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Next one, Greg Gory, what do you show SOB stories?
We've been collecting these SOB stories ever since we announced
the Woodies show takeover, and we haven't acknowledged them because
we didn't want to tell anybody what we were planning
to do here. Yeah, so we just decided we're going
to collect it till pretty much the last moment here
and let you guys decide. Out of all the SOB stories.
Which ones we'll go to the takeover? Next one, Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
This one I include, even though it's crazy short, because
the term gets thrown around a lot. Please add me
to your guest list so I can take my grandsons
to your Disney private event.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Please.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
My daughter and my daughter in law are both single moms.
Speaker 7 (50:43):
Okay, all right, Oh that's it.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Okay, But because you're a single mom, therefore you get
the tickets.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
By the way, neither is not what we're asking you
to text. You got to make a decision here, Yeah,
do the hard work, all right. Next one, Gina, Good
Morning Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
Unfortunately, I'm a podcast listener and I just listened to
the show where you guys announced the Disney takeover. Well,
turns out that it's on the same day as my
son's fourth birthday, and he's been asking to go to
Mickey Mouse's house. My wife and I both entered. But
I hope you guys choose us to win. You know, okay,
(51:22):
you you know.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Birthday? Okay, so four.
Speaker 6 (51:28):
Years old, who won't remember it?
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Yeah? All right, So what's the first one? We call him? That?
Speaker 2 (51:32):
First one? Greg?
Speaker 5 (51:34):
Single?
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Single?
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Or son?
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Your podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (51:39):
Podcast?
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Podcast because they're a podcast listener. Okay, so you're gonna
text either single or podcast over to two to nine
eight seven, single or podcast over to two to nine
eight seven, and then we're gonna do one more pairing
here and Greg Gory, which one you got?
Speaker 5 (51:58):
I have this one. Every time I call to win
tickets for Disneyland, I'm peeing. So if you ever want
to answer the phone, they're gonna hear me peeing because
my bathroom breaks are around the phone calls, even though
I never get through. I've been trying for six years
to win tickets. Never have I ever won, And every
time you do the contest, I'm peeing.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
God, all right, I will call that one peeing pie
playing it simple and Gina grad Bros.
Speaker 6 (52:33):
I haven't been to Disneyland in forty years, and I've
never been to California Adventure. One time I was going,
and you guys got me passes, but I got sick.
Please give me another shot.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Okay, So it's Virgin because he's been good.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
I get that a lot, or like I want passes
the previous leater. I can't go.
Speaker 6 (52:52):
He sounds like you split your opportunity.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
I know.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
Yeah, Okay, so peeing or so peeing one who keeps
losing out on winning the tickets because every time we
do the contest, they're peeing.
Speaker 7 (53:05):
Which they could still win if they're beeing.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
You can listen on the free iHeart radio app goes
anywhere you go when.
Speaker 9 (53:13):
You're going, yeah, yeah, and then uh virgin.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
And then virgin because bruh, bruh, never been, never been
in forty years, never been to California.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Adventure out all right.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
So text your vote for that one over to two
two ninety seven. We're gonna go through and we're gonna
collect all the results. We'll have those for you next.
I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
a memory just before I add all these screenshots flash
before this is the wood Show. Well, the results are in,
(53:49):
and we're gonna tell you who out of these SOB
stories are winning their way to the Woody Show after
hours takeover again. We didn't acknowledging any the SOB stories
over the last handful of weeks since we announced the takeover,
just because we were collecting them and we wanted to
put him into a contest here organically. Yeah, just yeah.
So it wasn't like three who knew there was a
(54:10):
contest for SOB stories. Somebody said pick me because I
had to listen to these awful SOB stories. Yeah, all right,
so let's award. Number one was between the grandma that
left the voicemail or the mom that left the voicemail? Right,
and then the grandma What was her story again?
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (54:30):
They yeah, they I've gone with my grandma to Disneyland
every year since I was twelve and twenty four. She's
in her seventies and neither of us can afford to
go this year. So between those two, the text vote
went to.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
The mom.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
Oh, the mom who left the voicemail.
Speaker 7 (54:46):
She gets her son back.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
Yeah, and we already kind of chopped it up on
that one.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Now.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
This next one was between the woman the nurse and
then the guy who he had gone to.
Speaker 6 (54:56):
Jail and once his old lady's dop bitching.
Speaker 4 (55:00):
Yes, uh so for that one? Who gets your vote?
Seed Mass?
Speaker 6 (55:04):
Thanks obvious.
Speaker 9 (55:05):
Yeah, this is the version of the bomb that's got
the sign that says, why lie I need a beer?
Speaker 4 (55:09):
Yeah, this is that guy. But do you like that one?
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (55:12):
Okay, Morgan, Oh you know I love jail menace.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, I'm going to jail. The nurse laid it on
way too thick. She threw in the kitchen sink on
that one.
Speaker 4 (55:20):
Okay, Greg Gory, great jail, Morgan, I'm sorry, Gina.
Speaker 6 (55:24):
I mean, I guess it doesn't matter at this point,
but I do feel bad for that nurse. You know,
I love a good inmate.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
But I'm sure Sammy, I also go nurse nurse the
winner jail.
Speaker 6 (55:36):
Guy, congratulations, dude, Yeah, she better take him back and
me and Morgan say what's up?
Speaker 7 (55:41):
Yeah, when you.
Speaker 4 (55:43):
See us the next one and remind me the details.
It was between the divorce and practice of the person. Yeah, okay,
So the divorce one.
Speaker 6 (55:52):
Was there was the guy that wants, like basically that
elaborate parent trap scheme to get his X back.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
Right, they want to go back. They're on better tern terms.
Now this might be the night he could ask the
big question. Oh, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 6 (56:04):
The other one is he hasn't been a Disneyland in
forty years. He's never been to California Adventure.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
No, no, no. The practice one is like I've been practicing.
I've been I went to the park thing I went
to right.
Speaker 6 (56:14):
Yeah, sorry, where that go? Just go together, Grad.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
I thought you were labeling these I did, but then boyfriend,
I keep trying.
Speaker 6 (56:26):
Yeah, sorry, thanks. I used to go to meetups at
the park, spend hours trying to win, spend Valentine's Day
trying to win, and my boyfriend makes fun of me.
Oh Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (56:35):
Wow, Sammy, who get your vote on that one?
Speaker 7 (56:38):
On that one, I say.
Speaker 8 (56:40):
The practice of waiting in line and people making fun
of her.
Speaker 6 (56:44):
Yeah, unprepared, Gina, the same practice.
Speaker 5 (56:47):
Greg, I think I want my ex back?
Speaker 4 (56:50):
All right, menace, I'm going practice because they at least
gone the effort to go to some of our events. Okay,
oh yeah, they get some Morgan.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
See best.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
Yeah, it went to divorce.
Speaker 6 (57:05):
Could be a big front of us.
Speaker 4 (57:08):
If you do it, please and make sure Sea Bass
is there for it. Oh yeah, yeah again. All these
votes came in from what do you show? Listeners on
the text over to two to nine eighty seven, So
if you don't like the results, you can blame all
the other listeners.
Speaker 5 (57:23):
I like this idea from the text. The winner should
wear a T shirt that says I am a SOB
story winner. Yeah, SOB story winner.
Speaker 6 (57:32):
Yeah that's funny.
Speaker 4 (57:33):
And then We had one last pairing. It was between
the girl who was trying to win. But every time
we do the contest, she's peen.
Speaker 5 (57:40):
You can't get to the phone.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
I think she said she's calling from her peeing.
Speaker 5 (57:44):
I mean, yeah, she doesn't want to do that, but yeah,
if we ever call her, we might hear her peek,
which rules.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
And then yeah, that does rules. That sounds really hot, right,
And then the other one was the one that you
mentioned earlier. I haven't been to Disneyland in forty years,
and I've never been to California Adventure. One time I
was going and you guys got me passes, but I
got sick. Please give me another shot. Yeah, somebody said, well,
California Adventure hasn't even been around for forty years. No, No,
he hasn't been to Disneyland in forty years and he's
(58:11):
never been to California Adventure.
Speaker 9 (58:13):
Only it was possible, So Peing or Virgin, who gets
your vote?
Speaker 2 (58:18):
Morgan Peeing for sure? Bashing Peeing? Alright, I'm mann's anybody
different than that one?
Speaker 6 (58:24):
Pps?
Speaker 4 (58:25):
Virgin Virgin the winner on that one. Ping ah, yeah, congratulations, sobbers.
Speaker 8 (58:33):
It worked to the podcast and single Mom matchup.
Speaker 7 (58:37):
Uh yeah, and then.
Speaker 6 (58:39):
Right yeah, oh oh you're super simple. I want to
go to Mickey Mouse's house.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah, oh with my four year old.
Speaker 6 (58:46):
Yeah, that one is his birthday.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
But that's the single mom.
Speaker 6 (58:50):
Right, No, that's the podcast listener.
Speaker 9 (58:52):
I am an inflatable bounce house and he won't know
the difference before.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
Uh, that one went to looking at this here went
to podcast rightey mouse? Yeah, and this one, this podcast
list for sure must be the podcast listener. Well, congratulations
all the sobbers enjoy who won their way to the
(59:18):
takeover on Monday. We're gonna take a quick break. We
were talking about AI and things earlier and men said, man,
all I want is the robot.
Speaker 2 (59:32):
Yes, I would love the robot. I think I could
use it a lot, just around the house. And then
here at work around the house again for what So
for example, there's a lot of like a rock, like
a rock set up kind of by my front yard,
right and when I had some construction done in my house,
(59:53):
all the rocks got moved anywhere, and it doesn't look
as good as when it was first laid out. And
I don't have to, you know, shove all that. When
I have my robot, Oh, to shovel rocks. Yeah, they
can shovel the rocks and make them look good and robot. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Well, here's your daily mention of Japan. A Japanese company
has created a concept for a robotic horse powered by
a hydrogen engine and equipped with AI I saw this,
which is a long way off, but in the future
you could be riding a robotic horse. And my question
is why. Yeah, ra riding horses is a way to
get around, like they do this like, oh, we have
(01:00:32):
a high speed train, trains horses.
Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Here is this, We could motorcycles already.
Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Let's fly.
Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Well, let's transport, let's uh, you know, like where you
can whatever, just transport yourself if you're doing the science.
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Well, the company behind this is Yamaha, and I don't
know if you saw the visials for this thing. Yama
Nah No, it's badass, because like I mean, what other
vehicle that you could use that would be able to
go through the terrain They're showing.
Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
What you're talking about, menaces. What he will never be
in areas that are terrain. A flyover called a helicopter
or a plane.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
But it's like running through the forest.
Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
It's in you'll never cool.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Yeah, yeah, so it's not for you.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
You forg up a good point, but I just don't
know why people like why would you travel by horse
or train? There's just so many better options.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I don't think it. But within the within the terrain
that they're showing, there wouldn't be a better vehicle than this.
Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Then just don't go there easy like words like why
did you say this?
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
You can't just say like, hey, not for me. I'm
not going to be running around in the forest. But
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
So instead of climbing ever, so you could just ride
this thing up there?
Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Yeah, what have you thought about the paraplege paraplegic.
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
They wouldn't even need something like that, like hopefully a
brain ship or like that's not going to be in
two years sell editing and stuff like, well this this
thing they know because Jack won't be out for like.
Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
You'll just be able to download your personality and all
your memories and all your thoughts and everything into the road.
But you'll be a robot.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Well that's what the TV show uploads all about, that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Or you could just think you were already on that terrain.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Pretty cool?
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Yeah, eight four wooding you can text us over to
two to nine eighty seven. Will be right back The
Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continuous, endless search for the perfect wig.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I'm a hair pleus. Sorry, I'm in hair system.
Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Get its fall.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
That's not my scalp.
Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights of the
who you go, We'll reserve.
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
My complexion is out of a urinal urinal.
Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
Everyone in this room means vitamin deep, A little lower,
a little slower if you want to oil them down,
sunning their buttholes.
Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
Oh wow, but chugging the sun.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Pretty much all deficient.
Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Indeed, sorry, little cells?
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Are you down to d or not? Oh? You me
all day long.
Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
The wood Show, and we're into another new hour in
sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Thank you for the time.
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Appreciate that he realized you have many choices in morning
radio entertainment. This certainly is one of them. You made
a questionable choice. Yeah, Woody, Great, there's Menace, Hi, Gina Grady,
we got Sea Bass, there's Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Hey, Sammy is here.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Good morning to you.
Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Sammy Bones open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's
eight seven seven forty four, Wooding text us over to
two to nine eighty seven. We got Sea Basses Doogan
News coming up this hour.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Oh god, bit distracted menas because they have food on play.
Yeah would you bring I was laser focused. I think
I know what this is.
Speaker 9 (01:03:44):
This is from the Better Goods line, which is those
pizzas that rich on tech.
Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Oh, I know what those are?
Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
So these they had People have been texting in saying
a Better Goods at Walmart has different stuff, including these empanadas.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Oh yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Look good? I think these are a little undercooked.
Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
But the filling just what is it inside?
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Chicken?
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Chicken? Kind of vegetable? And this is pretty good. You
didn't get one gray? Yeah, I mean it's a little
too DELI like it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
It's almost kind of I know why, because it has
a curry taste to it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
That's because they're chicken curry. I you wouldn't like you
didn't tell me was curry. I've been into it new immediately.
Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
I don't like this, but I'm saying I tricked you
by not saying, because you wouldn't even put it in
your mouth if you knew it was Curry, too bad.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
You don't have the same deal that I have. Gina
was telling us how she had the poop.
Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
Well, I can't, and that's why I was frowning all day.
And Greg was even like something, Yeah, I've spitted for
power made three days.
Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Didn't want to bother.
Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
That's why I came in frowning, and I haven't slept yet,
and I'm jat gbting some pretty gnarly things. Yeah, because
of because I yeah, like I was trying to correct
the problem, but it does not want to be correct.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Curry can help.
Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go to Morgan in Menace because.
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
You brought in ducal but I'm afraid to use it.
Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Why because what if I leave in the middle of
the show. You maybe bring my phone?
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
No, Plus, that's not as enjoyable. You do a little
butt chug have fun, which I have never done, and
then it comes.
Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Out, Okay, enjoy take the ducal axe.
Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
What do you call it? Ducalex? Because don't do you take?
Speaker 9 (01:05:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
If I do?
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Together? Would need a seat belt for my toilet.
Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Maybe, like if you haven't crapped in three days, I
would take it.
Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
Should I go to the doctor if I haven't.
Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
If that doesn't work, when you start with the duchy
lax and start with I see if it works? Food
news thing real quick. Next month is National Burger Month,
and I hope you're ready, Greg, I am not ready yet.
The Bottomless Fries people read rob and they announced that
they're going to be offering a bottomless burger pass. I
saw that, which will get a burger and a bottomless
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side every day of the month for only twenty bucks.
Oh yeah, the passes?
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
The passes will be available at red robin dot com
starting tomorrow. It's Thursday at eleven am East eight pm.
I'm sorry eight am Pacific, and you'll have to be
on it because they only have a limited number of
them available bankrupt themself.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
How can we get one?
Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Can you repeat the terms of it again? It's how
many burgers for how many days?
Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
So it's a bottomless burger pass right. It'll get you
a burger and a bottomless side so side and as
much as every day of the month for only twenty bucks.
Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
That's incredible.
Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
That's pretty damn awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
But Manes, our server is gonna go and break the
minute we gonna know they have to, you know, take
your trip to Paris real quick in the middle of
serving my meal, and then I won't see them for
a week. Yeah, what's the thing that you brought in by?
Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Excuse me? So we were talking about Dubai chocolate the
other day. He's never tried it. And there's this little cafe,
which ironically it's a German cafe by my house, but
they have to buy chocolate. So I got a pound
of it.
Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
Oh damn, it's pretty.
Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
Isn't that. I mean, it's not a Dubai cafe, so
I thought it would be weird.
Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
That's not the opposite of German though, of course it's
not the opposite, but that's what ironic would be.
Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Okay, some damn chocolate. Beautiful your mountain.
Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
You chose a word, it's just a whole I did.
Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
I did google it anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Late.
Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
I believe the word is Is it good?
Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Unexpectedly?
Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Perhaps it looks.
Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Interesting, big piece pistachio in it.
Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
It looks weird. The middle is not that advertising nostostio cream?
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Pretty interesting?
Speaker 8 (01:07:49):
Do you like it?
Speaker 14 (01:07:50):
I do?
Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Oh god, it looks gross. Oh wow, it looks like
marijuana in the middle.
Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
The middle of it like like diarrhea.
Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
It's like it has like a crispy Oh, it's so good,
like a crispy wafer, almost a coconut taste. Yeah, it's incredible.
Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
I did not.
Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
I love to try a tiny bit.
Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
It's so skinny. It's fantastic.
Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Oh yeah, it looks so unappealing. Chocolate is chocolate?
Speaker 15 (01:08:21):
Wayfer you?
Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
That is incredible?
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Out give it a four.
Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
Really, I give it a ten. Do you don't like
the texture. I love the crunchy texture.
Speaker 9 (01:08:34):
Let me eat some of it, just the cream, because
I think the chocolate's really good. And that's throwing off m.
Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Oh, I think that's delicious. It looks bad. It tastes right.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
You buy chocolate. Have you tried it? Did you like it? Yes?
Speaker 16 (01:08:43):
Or no?
Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Over to two two ninety seven Back to your constipation thing.
Constumpation seems to be going around, really, says the three
two three. Yeah, the dooky lax and the mirror relax
will be your friend, you know, I hope.
Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
So, Oh my god, this builds like the first bite.
I thought, eh, kind of odd. Now I give it
a nine.
Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
It's incredible, really good.
Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
More is worth the money. Then that thing was expensive,
which was it?
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Guess?
Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Take around a guess.
Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I mean this is a large twin, very long, and.
Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
This is a cute, little family owned cafe. So overpriced already.
Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
What was the weight on it?
Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Total weight one pound, one pound?
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Total?
Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Yeah, sixty bucks, thirty five six bucks.
Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Thanks, thanks for thinking I would spend sixty I.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Thought you would go that mile for the show.
Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
Twenty dollars thirty five, twenty three nailed it, Yeah, I
was thirty five. We need to want to take I mean,
it's a big.
Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Piece of chocolate, but you put your foot in the
toilet for ten dollars.
Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
I know. And then I went and spent twenty more.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
All right, well, thanks for thanks for doing that.
Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Yeah, we try to know all We're ready to come
back and then Sea Masses Dougan news that will be
next here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Wow, Woody Show. Oh dude.
Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
I let it up like a little girl, well, like
a little girl. In the early two thousands, like this
Rihanna song came on the radio and I cranked it
up and I was like singing at the top of
my life.
Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Really, yeah, I love Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Yeah, it's all about like please, someone help me.
Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
It's not up for me to feel this way. How
you are making this hard.
Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
You're not making me hard. It's like you're making this hard.
Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Why are you?
Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Why are you making this hard? I like to making
me hard version that's pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Yeah, your menace Ray Jane, Well, I don't want to
hang out with her the way that menace does. Menus
wants to go to rouse and friends and out and
hang out on the beach rados. And I just think
she's got some catchy ass songs. Anyway, back it is
the Woody Show. Phones are up in eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with the
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text over to two to nine eight seven. You know
another song? I really like what this one?
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Root?
Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Well, you are a lover, that's why. Yeah, I am
love her little doggies.
Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
I'm wondering if you got one of the stories that
the Gina texted me.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I doubt it.
Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
We looked at No, this was a worse one.
Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Really it was worse.
Speaker 6 (01:11:24):
Yeah, No, the one I sent you was worse than
the one I showed him. Oh wow, it's not going
to get the worst. All my stories are about the
power and love of having a dog or a doggo
or a Dugan in your life.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Gina's going to so then I want to well, then
we'll rally with those. They just saw the story that
the Gina sent over and it was just a stupidity
because this woman, her baby was killed by her baby
Dugan pitbull. I don't know how this could have happened.
You had a killer in.
Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Your house, like somebody trying to break in and the
pit bulls for the ball.
Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Yeah, really like the family dog.
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
The pit bull.
Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
Yeah killed this kid, Ohio, baby killed by family pitbulls.
As grieving mother laments, I will never understand why.
Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
I will never understand why. Well, you know, you had
a crocodile in the house. Yeah, chicken laying around?
Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
I'm not sure what happened. Well, this this first story
for Dugan News. It's from ABC Tampa and it is
much much nicer and may I say, much more emblematic
of the actual human Dugan relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Okay, here we go Dugan News.
Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
This is Sassy, a nine year old Chihuahua, and she
may have saved her ninety two year old owner's life.
Speaker 6 (01:12:41):
She follows me everywhere.
Speaker 16 (01:12:43):
Sassy was walking next to ninety two year old Marie
Alexander as she went to check the mail. But that's
when the unexpected happened.
Speaker 12 (01:12:50):
When I went to step up on a walkway, my
foot twisted and I just fell backwards.
Speaker 16 (01:12:59):
No one could see her.
Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
I just said prayers, and perhaps.
Speaker 16 (01:13:03):
God had Sassy answer them, because the dogs sprung into action.
Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
She ran down every every car that pass. Sassy did
this for five hours and were laid beside me each time,
and my face.
Speaker 16 (01:13:19):
She'd been able to inch her way to a somewhat
shady area, coming to rest on an ant pile. Walking
by heard then stop barking and spotted Alexander.
Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
I saved her at the shelter, and she saved me.
Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
On the antipile. I've made it to shade.
Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Here because I saw that when him by John and
went out walking and he sees a good book, he right,
a wait you jump oncause he.
Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Gets he gets so crazy. That's a different chia, yeah,
different medic. And I we always think of that same
lady whenever there's like these lucky.
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Was it a happy happy happy happy all.
Speaker 9 (01:14:15):
Right, it's so far, so good. It's sea masses, Dougan
news Greg. All of these that's not the theme this week.
The theme is fun with accents. Our first accent was
Mega old Lady our second. Our second accent is from
nine News Australia and it's about a little housekeeper who
went home to go clean a house and got some kisses.
Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Just. A woman has suffered a horrific leg and army
injuries when she was attacked by a dog in Sydney, Southwest.
Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
The police were forced to taser the pit bull to
save her loss.
Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
A shrill scream rings out in quiet street. A woman
mulled by a pit.
Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Bull, her hands everywhere, she's on the floor slot.
Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
Just god, the dog?
Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Where's that guy from by the way?
Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
I attacking her arms and legs.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
There's a lot of loud streaming and crying.
Speaker 8 (01:15:09):
The woman, in her thirties suffered such significant blood loss.
Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
It's a miracle that she's in a stable condition.
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Say a disaster for something, right?
Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
I want you ever seen your loss?
Speaker 15 (01:15:23):
Just a thing?
Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Karaoke?
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Why?
Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Blood gets pit bulls horny, right, so horny?
Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Yeah, it's their Spanish fly and people should.
Speaker 9 (01:15:37):
I don't know how this happened because pit bulls have
been illegal in Australia for quite some time.
Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Unfortunately, Yes, the one apparently.
Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Yeah, I guess they just don't like nice dogs. I
don't like the adorable this it's at the woodshell, It's
Sea Masses Dougan News.
Speaker 9 (01:15:51):
And again fun with accents. South South Australia, no South
Africa edition. This is s ABC News. How is there
a part that well, but a little girl out and
she found a little friend and for some reason that
village is all upset.
Speaker 10 (01:16:04):
Just a ten year old girl was tagged by a
putball on Wednesday last week. I spoke to her mother
this morning. She says she is still so consent and
she is so said to see her child looking like that.
Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Okay, god damn, this is my new favorite accents. It's
like it's yeah, it's it's like a combination of like Indian,
like India and then Dutch.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
That's gotta be a different dialect because like.
Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
Yeah, it doesn't speak like and like what Oscar Pistorius
when that trial is gone, it all sounded kind of Dutch.
Speaker 10 (01:16:42):
Ye was tagged by a putball on Wednesday last week.
I spoke to her mother this morning. She says she
is still so consented and she is so said to
see her child looking like that. Today, the community are
saying they will be going to the police police station
and at say they are calling for all the peoples
in the community to be taken away because they're saying
(01:17:05):
over the years, over the past six years, people have
suffered injuries and they are continuing to leave with the
trauma of what they experienced when they were betting by
the people's We will give you the update as the
day continues, but for now, it's back to you in
the studio.
Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Products that big run on sentence, right, there was a
reporter who does his professional by the way, that's cut
way down. Oh my god, somebody sent her back to broadcast.
Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Is that's.
Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
And I tell you that's my ner favorite accent. That
pitoples be out here. We are more like working what
the show.
Speaker 9 (01:17:49):
Seabass's Dougan News has back to Australia seven News Australia again.
Pit bulls are illegal in Australia. But this is a
little buddy named Buddy and his uh not owner but
caretaker Anne Marie. And tell me that didn't look a
hell of a lot like a pit bull. As I
passed the photo around the room, I mean, but we're
about to find out. No, Anne Marie and Buddy, their lifelong,
well soon to be life hopefully lifelong relationship is not
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technically a pit bull.
Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Okay, all right, you show Dugan news for seven years.
Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
But it was his owner's faithful friend until the day
he snapped and almost killed.
Speaker 15 (01:18:24):
Hermatic obviously in the fact that I was as my
dog last.
Speaker 10 (01:18:29):
Mom still, Anne Marie claims it was the sound of
someone bashing on her front door that set off the
mixed breed ridgeback.
Speaker 15 (01:18:39):
Frenzy, and he falled back three times and off.
Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Guys.
Speaker 15 (01:18:42):
Arm was a little bit relieved once that come off,
because it was, you know, less pain, obviously.
Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Losing leaders of blood by take it.
Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
I was like, this is going to be a great
I'm gonna no I loone.
Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Somehow managed to call trip zero rush to towns Will.
Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
University Hospital for emergency surgery.
Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Do you blame Buddy, No, no, not one bit.
Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
He's an animal, an animal who had molded another neighbor.
Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Just weak. I didn't know going to do that. I
didn't think you do such damage.
Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
It's too stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Someone's trying to break intop her home, so he rips
off her ror.
Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
Yeah, these are Rhodesian ridgebacks.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Yeah, it's about them.
Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
And it's a giant dog.
Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Give him your wall.
Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
He's got a knife.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
It's a knife, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Yeah, that's not a p that's a ridgeback.
Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Ridge.
Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
Yeah and yeah, a total total surprise to her. He
only malted someone last week.
Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
It's not her still around.
Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
He's the perfect breed for Gina to get Jack Russell Terrier,
perfect size, they're not too tiny.
Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
They're cute, they need they're energetic. I like cats.
Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
He's in a French bull dog.
Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
Well, what do you show sea basses Dugan nudes our
partners in life?
Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Yeah, yes, and he just went into a frenzy and
he pulled back story times and off goes.
Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
Everywhere, fell into an ant pile, goes the arm more
what he shows next. Hang on Sammy's first impression with
the dudes outside the chicken joint at the bus stop.
Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
She looks like she's got an etsy shop that doesn't
do very well.
Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
The only people she feels like her close family, Like
she's not a witch, but she hangs around witches. So
it's like, here, hold these stones and let's hold.
Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
Hands in home, I do have any shop? Yes, failure.
Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Sure, Well, Samon doesn't like to say it, you know,
good morning. She does it at a protest, yes, but hesitantly,
but she doesn't like doing it. She would prefer am
I correct in saying that you would prefer not to.
Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
Do it with people that I see every day? Yeah,
I prefer not to.
Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Sea Mass doesn't like it. If he sneezes and he
says bless you will say thank you.
Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Because it's meaningless and it's just a waste of time.
Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Well, the blessing people when they sneeze is one of
the things. People were asked, what's a made up societal
rule that we should all just stop following? And that
was one of the things that came back. That's the
thing that stood out to me, just because, like Sea
Bass says it, all thank you, I'm a forward thinker
the future.
Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
No, thank you, you're wasting your own time acknowledging that
at the moment.
Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
More but it will stop a thousand more of those things. Okay,
but does yeah it does around here, or just goes
to the Seinfeld route and go two. You are so
good looking say something as well.
Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
Yeah, all right, so other made up socidal rules that
we should all just stop following that. It's unacceptable to
date a friend's X.
Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
That's not made up.
Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Just because it didn't work out for them doesn't mean
shouldn't work out for you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
That's not the answer. It's just people that just want
to date other people's exits.
Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
You can't find anyone else that's I want to take
the easy road.
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Let me do that.
Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
I mean, if you're okay with losing a friend, then too.
Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
But that's the thing, like maybe as the friend, you
shouldn't be upset if like you've broken up already, it's
like they dumped you for them.
Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
I mean, yeah, you shouldn't get somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Want if somebody wants to date the person that you were,
like whatever, who cares?
Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
Actually you dump them?
Speaker 9 (01:22:40):
I care because because quite possibly there was a problem
that we had, which is why we're not dating anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
And I don't want to be around that. I don't
want to live with that problem.
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Well I see it as like, okay, well I didn't
finish my stake and somebody says a friend of mine
or my family, hey, you're gonna eat that. Have outa tires.
Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
I have.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
I have friends that go on vacation with each other
that are like exes and all kinds of stuff like that.
Really I find it weird. But I guess if there's
like a conversation beforehand and it's cool, But like when
you just show up with somebody's X one day, that's
kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Other societal rules that people said when they were asked
that we should just all stop following respect your elders.
One person says, some of the nastiest people I've met
are over seventy. Oh yeah, good job you survived to
be a dinosaur. But respect is earned, not given. Like, yeah,
you're not given just because you're old. Like if you're
if you're just an old prick, you're an old prick
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and you shouldn't be given respect. If you're a prick
yelling at any age. I'll give the matter of the doubt,
but they can lose that that you can't eat in
front of your friends unless they are eating too, or
unless you know their their food also got there.
Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
That's me. I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
I can't stop that habit.
Speaker 9 (01:23:53):
Yeah, it is good matters because yeah, it has to
do with it's not a worthless rule because i's to
do with conversation and phases of the the.
Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Yeah, because then if you start and finish and then
the other person's.
Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
Halfway through, yes, it's take my plate and the other
person still made. It's a good rule.
Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Yeah, I mean I don't want what.
Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Will?
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I mean, I don't want to wait, but I will.
Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Menace is the one that makes us wait until he
takes a picture.
Speaker 7 (01:24:21):
One time I went to eat with menas I was
not done yet and he was getting up to leave.
Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
He was in the car. I was like, oh, I
guess that's the part that's torture for me when I'm
done and you're still eating. Have you never ate before?
Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Hurry up?
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
People were asked, what's a made up societal rule that
we should all just stop following? It should be acceptable
to respectfully decline gifts. Why don't I have to pretend
to like something, take it home and save it to
regift it later.
Speaker 6 (01:24:45):
Because you're gonna I mean, I know this is me
saying it, but you're gonna hurt somebody's feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Yeah, it is mean.
Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
That would be mean to reject a gifts. Thank you
somebody thought about and wanted to give you thought I
thought you would like it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Just hit it on the dumption on the way out.
Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Can you imagine that, like much like sea basses re
sponds to God, bless you. And if it's like you
give nothing.
Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
Any kids do it all the time, you're like stoping.
Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Oh the worst.
Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
The worst is when your kid gets something as a
gift and it's from like one of your parents or something,
and they go, I already have this what.
Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Oh God, I hate that.
Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
We've had long time.
Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
So I had to teach the kids like, hey, when
you're opening gifts from people and they're right there, you.
Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Go, oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
Everything's great even if you have it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
If you have it, it's even more reason to say, oh,
thank you so much. And then later go, mom, we
already have this, right.
Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
And I tell them you're not thinking it for the gift,
you're thinking them for the time and money.
Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
And if you say and if you blow it off,
guess who's not getting gifts in the future. That's exactly right.
Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Having to place your napkin on your lap, forget it,
it lands on the floor ninety nine out of one
hundred times, what it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Yeah, if you yeah, I don't fly paper napkin, Well
it's call baby, and yeah, it's food on yourself like
a toddler all the time. I need a napkin on
my chocolate a walky eye.
Speaker 9 (01:26:09):
That's also the area on MENACE's chair until I started
bulking in the studio was a.
Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Wasteland right on the ground fell off you.
Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
You can use your napkin and if if you get
stuff on your pants, I mean, isn't that on you?
Like is why is it rude to have the napkins?
Like if you have it like on to the right
of your plate and it's just sitting there.
Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
Because that usually done with your meals.
Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
I do it.
Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
That's the signal I'm done when you put your napkin
on the plate.
Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
That when you stacked all your dishes on top of
each other.
Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
Yeah, I mean, I guess. And that is a societal
rule is more etiquettes.
Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
And then I just stared at the waiter and I'm like,
why are you taking so long?
Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
I again, people are asked, what's it made up societal
rule that we should all stop following that women should
be polite and to be considered ladylike true men are
never held to the same standards. Why women should be
polite to be considered lady?
Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
Like you also get free things for being lady, Like, yeah,
I actually think women aren't nice enough.
Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Oh, I think we're pretty bitchy.
Speaker 9 (01:27:07):
Every time I hear a woman say bruh or a
or a cussword, it is it's especially then.
Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
I do agree with that it's not fair when women
are in positions of power and they're like, you know,
being stern and stuff like that. They you know, they
are labeled as a bach versus a dude being the
same way.
Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
He's a leader.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
But what do people say about the dudes are that way?
They say they're a holes.
Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
No, they say, oh, that's that's leaderships, a strong lead
that used to be get stuffed.
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
I don't think it's like that anymore. Yeah, I say,
I'm with what it's about fifty to fifty.
Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Yeah, I don't think it's anymore. Guys a whole are like, oh, hey,
you know, he's from someone's being if someone's being annoying,
you know, depending on the person. I mean, guys get
called dude, you're being a bitch, you know. But yes,
if it is a woman being difficult in any circumstance,
boss or not, you just being a bitch or she's
a bitch or the guy's being that way. Oh, he's
a prick, he's an a hole, he's a dickhead, he's whatever.
Speaker 8 (01:28:01):
Well, I think the point is that a guy has
to be over the top to be called a prick,
whereas if a girl acts the same as the guy,
it'll somewhat go unnoticed on the guy.
Speaker 6 (01:28:11):
Yeah, that's if it's equal to I.
Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Don't disagree with that. That's true.
Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
I could see that eight seven seven forty four Woody. Yes,
let's definitely leave the respect your elders thing bitter fs
eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to
two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Show Woody Money, Money, money, Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
All right, welcome back everybody. It is Wednesday. It's April
the sixteenth. It's Holy Wednesday.
Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
Wasn't it something like, oh, spiritual Tuesday? Or is there
a day every day this week leading up to Easter?
Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
Is a Friday?
Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
I know it was a good Friday.
Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Wednesday is the start of Lent.
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
It's good, right, I.
Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
Think there's a holy day every day. Take it easy,
this is not your holiday. Sorry, I just focus on Passover. Yeah, So, like,
I don't know, maybe there's a there's there's something my
my wife seems to know about all these like Catholic
holidays because she grew up going to Catholic school, and
then her mom. When we bought a house, her mom
(01:29:18):
sent us this, like one of the saints. It's a
little it's like a little figurine, like a little sad
that we had to bury in the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Really yeah, that weird.
Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
Yeah, it's the saint of something and yeah, and we
had I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:29:32):
I forget prosperity or something, or there's some kind of
protect you know, it gets.
Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Like the Oga book out of the house or something.
My mom's side not religious, but on my dad's side
Southern Baptist. Oh yeah, getting down all right.
Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
What's the denomination where it's like uh like singing and
high energy, had.
Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
A costal handling and the knock and tongues.
Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
No no, no, no, no no, I'm talking about like
like happy black guys and like sister like sister act.
I think, yeah, Southern Southern Baptist.
Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Those are so fun.
Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
That sounds like way more. I went to show with
them a couple of times. There was a lot of
singing in orem playing and class.
Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Yeah, well today's Holy Wednesday. It's also four Square Day. Guys,
remember four Square National Librarian Day. It's kind of hot.
National Revealed the Genius within Day see Best.
Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Reveal.
Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
It where Pajamas to Workday, which we kind of already do.
And then as far as the food holidays go, today
is National Eggs Benedicte. Yes down for that love, National
Banana Day. I have at least one or two bananas
a day. And day of the mushroom.
Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
I like mushrooms, yeah, rule, yeah, I only like mushrooms
on pizza holidays. Today.
Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
All right, so we have some entertainment stuff'll get to
the birthdays and the porno Birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
What is going on in the entertainment menace? Well, did
you see this Gene hackman. His property was reading ground
for infestations, Yeah, with dead rats and poop and all
kinds of stuff like nests for rats. So I didn't realize,
but across his whole property was eight buildings and then
(01:31:14):
so massive. Yeah for four million dollars. Now, Greg, I
do have a question about this because we brought this
up before. There was like some murder house that we
were reading about where eight people got murdered, and you're like, oh,
totally buy that house. Would you buy this rat house?
Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
Well, I mean if I got it people inside it too,
that wouldn't bother me at all. Really get the rat
thing taken care of if you get a good deal
in this.
Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
But yeah, I mean, how do you get rid of
all the rats? Maybe they'll do the thing that I
always do and I buy wolf pee on Amazon. All
the rodents out there. But you're down, Oh, I'd be
down in a heart.
Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
Some of the words, this's is his kids or his
grandkid's fault? Because who's not checking in on gene?
Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
And his wife wasn't The wife was sixty something sixty
you get a so, but who's checking on that?
Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
Like if if I walk into my parents' house and
it was I would say, okay, we need to do
some stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Yeah, because this was all like in all the homes,
all the buildings that were they were finding all this
rat stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:32:12):
It was, but it was also in the garage over here,
in the attic over there, so it wasn't necessarily common space.
Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
But so maybe the kids weren't cool.
Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
It was everywhere, but also like where they live, when
you live out in a place like that, like that
kind of like, uh, whatuld you call it desert setting.
Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
There's going to be all kinds of even found stuff
inside vehicles.
Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
H okay, opened up well, okay, so I opened up
my uh my barbecue grill after not using it for
probably like four or five months, and they started building
nests because they were building nests mice. Oh hell, no,
rat poop in my backyard because they're attracted to natural
gas in Greece.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Yeah, yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
It's it's the natural gas because if you have a
pool heater, if you had, they will build nests in there.
Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
They're getting hurt at my house.
Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
They're uh and they fear.
Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
It's a good enough spot to build this, this nest.
And so you got to check it out before you
fired up for stakes. No idea, Wow, yeah, mouse burgers.
Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
All right. Well, we have a couple of fans in
the Room of Love on the Spectrum. Do you know
Danny from Love Inspect.
Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
Danny runs an animated animation studio called Danimation.
Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Yeah, and guess what she's balling. Yeah, So they're putting
on her net worth. So she has an animation studio,
like Gina just said, and it teaches other people how
to do animation and her net worth is out there now.
She's worth five point four million dollars, which is crazy
because that's good. A lot of my friends that are
(01:33:46):
on the spectrum not millionaires, like half baked, half baked.
But he's a hustler man. He worked, Yeah, seven days
a week.
Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Somebody on the text six seven one eight I had
texted over saying, hey, Menace is half baked, independently wealthy.
It's like Hooters and stuff all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
You know that if you're going out to eat every day.
Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
So he's not a millionaire, but he's obsessed with working,
so he does not like to take any days off.
He's always had multiple jobs ever since I've known him.
Speaker 6 (01:34:16):
Bad he was.
Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
He was just the other day calling me. He's like, dude,
just had a crappy interview at Olive Guarden, Like, what
you already have a job? Is he come to WrestleMania? Yeah?
I don't know. All right, Well check this out, Jeff Bezos.
He's having a good day because he said as lady
of the space and.
Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Now he was a bad news.
Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
She came back. Yeah sure, and now he's sold his
Seattle home. Greg, I'm sure you have this on your
radar and see, oh you didn't see so this this whole,
this home actually sounds pretty small to me. It's only
three large bedrooms, four bathrooms. He bought it in twenty
nineteen for seven for thirty seven million dollars and sold
(01:35:00):
it for sixty three million dollars. It is nine thousand,
four hundred and twenty square foot home.
Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Six year investment, don't I know, like a lifetime of money?
Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
I know of one investment.
Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
I also wonder too, because when you see those houses
and it was purchased for thirty million dollars, when you
go to sell it, there's only so much market right
for someone who's going to buy a thirty million dollars
price for thirty million, let alone double six years after it.
Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
Was purchased, was in a bond, super villain.
Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
I really three bedrooms like I want two hundred bedrooms.
Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
Five people in the world that can buy it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Get out here, all right? Do you know Finn Wolfheart?
Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Stranger Thing, Yeah, think Mike Wheeler, he's on Stranger Things.
Now check this out, Sammy, you might want to hang
out this guy because he moved back in with his parents.
He says that he missed this being around his family.
He has, he has lived on his own, but he said,
you know what, I missed my family and I just
want to be with them, even though I'm twenty two
years old, mega famous and how money. I just want
(01:36:01):
to be around. That's what I've been saying.
Speaker 6 (01:36:03):
You know living.
Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Oh, you're all about it.
Speaker 7 (01:36:06):
I'm all about it.
Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
You support his ventures. Okay, well it's great. Way never
get married. Why well he'll leave when he gets married.
Speaker 9 (01:36:14):
Well, because if you're not as we just talked with Sammy,
if if your weekends are spent hanging out with your
sisters and doing sleepovers with your sisters and not out
meeting new people.
Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
Well that's that is what you were saying. You were saying, like,
how are you supposed to meet people when you get
to be like an at all and you have your
job and everything else. But if you're spending all your
and then on top of that, you're doing a free
time that you do have, and you're you know, hanging
out and living with your family the whole time, like
you're not doing.
Speaker 8 (01:36:35):
Yeah, young person, I go out to dinner with my sister. Yeah,
maybe your sister brings like a heat in the bar area.
Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
See maybe like your sister brings like a hot friend
or something some like rat face friend or you know,
tell her hook it up. Yeah, you know how my
sister likes it rady. It looks like someone looks like
he lives at Gene Hackman's house.
Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
Hello, Hi. But if I'm twenty two, a millionaire, famous,
I'm not living with mom and dad.
Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
Living alone isn't that great?
Speaker 8 (01:37:06):
I mean like it is at a certain point, but
sometimes you're like, all right, I'm bored of this.
Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
I wor at least have my own entrance. Yeah, but
with a front, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
You know. Will Forte for people. You know, he was
in one of my favorite television shows of all time,
Saturday Night Live. No, thank you, Greg, thank you for listening.
Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
That's a great show.
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I love that show. And ed too early. But he
said that he had the worst time when he did
hot Ones because when he went to the bathroom, he
didn't wash his hands and then said, Wiener turned into
a volcano.
Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
That happens, I get it.
Speaker 9 (01:37:41):
Yeah, you would think that'd be like all over the
place and that on that set, like don't touch things.
Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Like Yeah, he said that he paid attention not touched
his eyes, but when he went to the bathroom, he
didn't wash his hands properly.
Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
I made a mistake one time, and I'm usually very
conscious about not doing this. Went to our favorite sushi
place and there's like a yellowtail. Yeah, so it's got
the little slice of cucumber and they put some yellow
tail on top of it and then like a little
slice of KLOPENI right, super hot. I like the klopenion
on other stuff, like you get like a spicy tune,
(01:38:13):
the crispy rice kind of thing, but I don't like
it on the other so I take to pick it
off and then use the anyway wants to go rub
my eye without thinking? Man, my eye was on fire
for almost.
Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
A full day. Wow, do you flush it out with water? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
My fingers my water. But I was like, I had
my shirt, but there was nothing you could do. It's
not like your I can drink milk shut it out.
You know what you do is you get a cream
cheese patch and you just kind of smear that on. Yeah,
you know, I thought about it. I thought about the
sea bass man. I could have used one of those
like chemistry eye wash stations like we had in the school.
(01:38:53):
That I always wanted to use.
Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Those are good, but again it's it's you need fat
like you said milk, so then what the uh?
Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
We never got to see them work. But the eye
wash stations in your school, like did they It was
just water, right, so just deluded stuff. Yeah, heat is
carried in oil, so all water is gonna do is
just bounce off the oil. So we had we had
the one for the eyes, and then there was another
one where you pull this handle and it would like shower.
Remember those two. Yeah, I never saw them and used
though never never, but we but we wanted to use them.
(01:39:23):
All right, Thank you very much. Minute, no problem. Time
for your birthdays and your part of birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Showy, we're gonna it's shim, we're gonna sit it's and
you know we don't do.
Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
And of course we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday
to Martin Lawrence. He was sixty years old today. John Cryer,
who is Charlie Sheen's brother, Alan on two and a
half Men, also Ducky Ducky pretty pink.
Speaker 9 (01:39:53):
And now apparently is an amazing podcaster and a broadcast
Is he really he's part of that stupid what's his
Face podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
Oh, that's right before he's on the two other dudes
you're prior.
Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
That's Sean Hayes.
Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Oh yeah, smartle Jason. Really different show, totally a little
tiny kind of kay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
John Cryer is also sixty today. Kareem Abdul Jabbar is
seventy eight. Sadie sink Max on Stranger Things, Speaking of
that show, Yeah, twenty three today, Bill Belichick with the
girlfriend who's about a quarter of his age.
Speaker 9 (01:40:29):
Did you see her in her stupid outfit in the
UNC practice field?
Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
Yes, I did, and her coat and yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:40:34):
She's on the field while Bill is coaching in like
Dallas cowboy cheerleader boots and some kind of like Rick
Flair UNC colored springe.
Speaker 6 (01:40:44):
What she will be the ruination of that man?
Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Yeah, it was not appropriate for the football.
Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
In fact, your girlfriend being there isn't appropriate for the football.
Bill Belichick is seventy three today. Gina Carrano, who is
the girlfriend of our friend Perry Caravello. At least he
thinks so she loves her ass. Yeah, she was fired
from the Mandalori. Remember that. Oh yeah, she was angel
Dust and Deadpool. She was great on the Mandalorian.
Speaker 9 (01:41:08):
She would have had a great career if, as Manna said,
she hadn't fattened.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Up so much. What I can't said?
Speaker 5 (01:41:15):
She was the chick who got fired for tweets or something.
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Yeah, what she was? She made some political tweets. I
didn't like, you have to tweet.
Speaker 4 (01:41:24):
She's forty three. Claire Foy, who is Queen Elizabeth on
the Crown forty one, Anya Taylor Joy Princess Peach in
the Super Mario Brothers movie is twenty nine, and mister
Rico Suavi himself Heraldo Gerardo.
Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Coaldo.
Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
I've been pulled out the great gory pronunciation something in
Frico j Gerardo.
Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Yeah, see what's in the safe?
Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
He's sixty years old. Your porno birthday is Jayleen Rio
and today's break the Girl. She has served up more
soft taco than a taco bell in one and twenty
seven fine films, including Jayleen's Lust for Fertility. Yeah, Latin
Sheet Freaks Volume one.
Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
That sounds hot.
Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
She was in the Bollywood classic Curry Cream Pie Volume ten,
also Bowling for boobs, uh huh, Massaging those big mams
volume one. Mam, she was amazing and jerking and stroking
and who can forget her unreadable role in Jayleen Rio
finally milks me, finally, finally around Jesus my Mams. Yeah,
(01:42:31):
that's Jayleen Rio, who is fifty years old today. And
that's your porn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Wednesday Morning look at what's happening around the
world of entertainment here on The Woody Show. Insensitivity draining
for a politically world The Woody Show. Well that's it
for Wednesday morning.
Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
I like this nice little pace to checking off these
days this week rip nip, slip and drip. All right,
full show podcast and the fifteen to thirty minute high
like podcasts. We're still doing that right menace. Yeah, okay,
I guess somebody just couldn't find it. They were texting
in earlier, like, hey, whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
Happened to that? Well, I'm like testing to see how
well it does. So what's it there or another? It'll
be there, Yeah, it'll be there.
Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
That does just make any sense? Was it there or
not there? It wasn't there for a second, So that's
why you probably got that text. What all right, See,
this is the kind of stuff I need to know.
I'm on the air saying, oh, check out the full
show podcast in the fifteen to thirty minute podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Well you haven't said it for a while.
Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
Every day only only every day at the end of
the show anyway, thanks for the updates, Sorry for being honest. Okay,
all right, so forget it. Go and check out the
podcast wherever, or don't. I guess it doesn't really matter
either way. The podcast is gonna be there. You can
be able to hear it. We're back here tomorrow and
uh tomorrow like Sunday is Easter or yes, but it's
also four twenty. Yeah, and so we got MENACE's higher education. Yes,
(01:43:53):
who are you talking to? What are we learning?
Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Oh, we're learning about JFK. Okay, we're very excited, glued
to a radio.
Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
Yeah, So Menace gets super high and tries to learn
stuff about stuff. In this case, it's all the JFK stuff.
So that and more tomorrow Thursday here on the Woody Show.
Anything got for us. In the meantime, you can leave
on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven
seven forty four Woodie, or you know, find us and
follow us or don't. I guess it really doesn't matter, right, man,
don't do it on social media, like who cares unfollow us?
(01:44:24):
Actually yeah, the great unfollowing at the Woody Show. Yeah
all right, uh Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
Yeah, as Gina always says, most men are impressed with
most foods, so instead impress him with anal sex.
Speaker 6 (01:44:41):
I mean, I say it for a reason.
Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
So now I stitched it on a pillow. It's gonna
be your gifts for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Oh nice, I'll put that on my wife's side of
this bed as like a as a decorative throw pillowcative reminder.
Yeah all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank
you so much for or give it a WI show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we
would appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it. We will catch you back here on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (01:45:08):
SMD double M. I quit this bitch,
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