INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots
A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news - explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk & Henry Lee -- it's the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. The final insult? They're Australian. Listen to us everywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 X: https://x.com/instantexpertsx
Episodes
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?:
- The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?
- The Texas Floods Disaster - Kids died but we saved money, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a weekend of Greek, plus the word 'BLAME' IS FOR LOSERS!
- The Jeffrey Epstein Files - Do not exist, t...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Puff Daddy Trial
- Australia's Poison Mushroom Murder Case - Still no word from Prosecutors after plea deal lunch at accused's place
- Jeff Bezos' One-Click Wedding! - Please no naked flame near Lauren Sanchez
- Origin III: Decider! Can Hornsby Hornbags finally beat the Gold Coast ...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Trump drops the F-Bomb, and finally - if briefly - makes sense
- The Honk proposes Middle East Peace, the WWE way
- In Sport - it's The Attack of the Killer Lunchbox
- Plus TRUMP'S REVIEW OF INSTANT EXPERTS!
And so much more! - NATO's 'Mad' Rutte's Daddy fetish! Inner West Karen: back to put the "She" in Beer...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love affair continues
- Trump’s Birthday Parade Fizzles - To Rapturous Applause
- 'Save the Illegal Immigrants!' - Who I deported (Also Trump)
And so very much more! Like Henry at Lord’s for the cricket with Mick Jagger, The Williams of Orange and Our Episode Special Guest MAYE MUSK...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Straight Intta Compton! ICE raids L.A. - And turns a whiter shade of pale
- Israel and Iran's Explosive Love Affair Continues - Will they finally get a room?
- Music legend Sly Stone takes his bat, his ball & Brian Wilson back to the Everlasting Pavilion
And so much more! Like the hairy-headed gent, who ran amok in Kent; the sports coach s...
Live from Lord's cricket ground in London - *We're* the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, as we explain our next episode won't be out this Saturday Aussie time as normal, but rather at the special new time of Sunday (Australian Eastern Standard Time).
Everything else will be the same: the mistakes, the apologies for last week's mistakes, the appalling language, the recurring characters desperatel...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Freedom Fighter Vlod skewers commie thug Vlad right in the Urethral Meatus!
- Urethral Meatus Musk skewers commie stooge Trump right in the pork barrel!
- Moronic Marjorie Taylor Greene declares war on rival vegetables!
- Cricket-Loving Henry Lee turns scalper as other fans' dreams turns to Ashes!
Plus Getting through US airport immigration - Th...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Coalition coalesces after a week of frantic self-discovery by Nats and Libs
- US House Republicans pass signature bills “Lock up the Chicos”, “Would You Like A Pardon With That?” and “Death to the Poor!”
- Aussie maths genius Terence Tao in shock cage match with Henry VII and WWE's Rhea Ripley
And so much more! Including The Pope’s narrow esca...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Randy Aussie Nationals tell dud root Liberals they want to see third parties (aka Libs don’t go with Nats at Sussan)
- Habeas shot in the Corpus by dog-killer Kristi Gnome
- Donald Trump Jr has stage 5 stupid and it’s terminal
And so much more! Including The Honk’s own surprise Presidential push, Wests Tigers’ latest fumble, fan voi...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- It's leg day AND chest day as the US Constitution gets an all over workout
- The last Australian Liberal Party MP narrowly elects herself leader
- Our beloved Wests Tigers footy team fake their Premiership credentials
Plus Erik The Viking's beautiful message to us, Ghana's slightly less beautiful message to Queensland, Toto...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- American Cardinal pips Filipino Singer for World’s Biggest Hat
- Aussie PM enjoys biggest election win since Pope Sixtus VI
- India plays Pakistan, but not at cricket - and an Englishman is to blame
And so much more! - including The Honk’s birthday musings, Henry’s electoral exclusion and Mexico’s regards to Trump’s mother.
In the podcast with all...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Stephen Miller’s Dungeon or Pete Hegseth’s Den? Henry & Honk’s Holiday Highlights!
- Bondi Rescue -- Is 'Our Pam' on Fentanyl or just her Math?
- Trump v Xi Part III -- Will Donna Martin graduate? Will Becky win back Chad?
All this plus Vance’s Vatican Vamoose, Daniels’ Stormy Back Catalogue and The World’s Most Boring Election!
In th...
With hosts Henry Lee & The Honk strangely out of mobile range during their one-way fact-finding tour of El Salvador courtesy of US Immigration, it’s time to celebrate the Greatest Hits of The World’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons (so far).
All your favourite moments are here:
- Donald Trump — 245% not backing down on tariffs he 9% understands
- Usha Vance — seeking sexual asylum in the arms of Greenland’s Erik Th...
In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:
- China built the Wall, and Trump’s gonna pay for it -- Industrial policy in the age of idiots
- The Rule of Law on tour -- Habeas Corpus enjoys the sensual delights of a Salvadoran prison
- The Stawell Gift vs. Wrestlemania -- Will the new champ be John Cena, Cody Rhodes or The Madagascan Steamroller?
And so much more - Including The Return of Diego...
In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:
1. When the Dow hits the floor like a drunk hits the door, that’s Navarro
2. When Texans are horny but the law is quite thorny, that’s bizarro
3. When the parrot’s in jail, and the snake venom fails, that’s a bummer
4. When the shower’s got power, and Magnum's an hour, that’s yo’ Mama
And so much more! - including The Honk and Henry's smackdown...
By popular demand, Bonus Ep with 10% more tariff-y crooks, f*ckwits and morons:
- Vietnam enlists seal-infested Heard Island in the fight for free trade
- Congresswoman Lauren Boebert battles the 'Hands-Off' movement head-on
- Killer Norfolk Island tariffs explained - they're 29% crazier than you think
And so much more! Including the pending break-up of Musky and The Donald, and both highlights fro...
On this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits and morons:
- Bonfire of the Benjamins — Trump’s brilliant tariff plan smokes trillions
- Operation Arctic Thor – Usha Vance enjoys some global warming
- Is the Honk smarter than a 5th Grader? Not when it comes to footy
And so much more — including listener Angry Andy and the return of Erik The Viking! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots....
In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:
- DefSec Pete drunk dials The Atlantic, mistakes it for the Pacific
- Tiger Woods and BJ Vance both chase Second Ladies
- Even George Foreman can beat Carlton, while Wests Tigers march to glory
And so much more! — including the worst song in history (hint: it's about Elon Musk)
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. ...
In this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits & morons:
- Putin ceases fire in Ukraine!* — (*actual ceasefire not included)
- Total Recall! — Tesla cybertrucks, share price, CEO falling apart
- Maye Musk speaks! — what’s more manly than being defended by your mother? Our world exclusive interview!
And so much more! — including Wests Tigers’ now unstoppable path to premiership glory!
In the comedy podcast ...
In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:
1. Elon Starship’s shock tour of the Caribbean —We have the exclusive itinerary!
2. Everything Computer! Username: Krasnov, password: Covfefe — Trump’s new Tesla
3. We Are the Losers, No Time for Champions — How’s your football team going?
And so much more! It’s the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts — Henry Le...
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