INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots
A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news - explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk & Henry Lee -- it's the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. The final insult? They're Australian. Listen to us everywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 X: https://x.com/instantexpertsx
Episodes
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Chairman Dan defends Beijing trip - “It’s in the national interest! Of China"
- Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene tries flattery to get Files released - "Every American wants to read your biography, Mr President"
- Trump scotches rumours - "I'm only dead on the inside"
- And in sport Henry magically halves winnings at Mor...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Taylor & Travis: So Happy! - Every other longtime BF on earth: so f*cked!
- Aussie PM boots Iran Ambassador over local terror attacks - 'I knew he was trouble when he walked in!'
- Anti-Hero Vice Prostate BJ Vance tells Ukraine, Crimea - 'You are never ever getting back together!'
- Plus, a Cruel Summer for Wests Tigers ...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Trump leaves Alaska empty-handed - ARE HIS HANDS JUST TOO TINY?
- Ghislaine Maxwell on Epstein: “There's nothing to see here” - AND WHO COULD DOUBT A SEX TRAFFICKER?
- California Gov. Gavin Newsom Trumps Trump in Trumpanese - ALL HIS TROLLING IN UPPERCASE & EXCLAMATION MARKS IS SO UN-PRESIDENTIAL!!!
- Plus, once in our lifetime, Wests Tigers CANN...
"Hiatuses are for P*ssies!", said our great current President (not really, he only uses words he invented, like 'equalise' and 'grocery').
Still, like a woketard Smithsonian exhibit showing slavery actually happened, our hiatus this weekend is cancelled on account of the sheer number of Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons invading our inboxes from all over the world.
Join hosts Henry Lee &...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Don and Vlad anchor down in Anchorage - and a Peace Prize, BJ and TACO are on the menu!
- JD Vance Ushas more water into Ohio River - while Erik the Viking pines in Nagorno-Karabakh, Azerbaijan!
- It's Marjorie Taylor Greene v Laura Loomer for the Women's Borderline Personality Disorder Title - proudly sponsored by Arby's Beef Sandwiches...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Trump sh*ts pants then sh**ts messenger after dud US Jobs Report - Even BJ Vance's b-jobs are going down!
- Danish zoo shocks world by feeding pets to its carnivores - The Asiatic Lion loves eating dog, The European Lynx loves eating pussy!
- Aussie state of Tasmania on a knife's edge after 12th election this week. Who will be Premier? Who&ap...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Hulk Hogan is dead. But don’t count him out just yet!
- Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But like The Hulkster he’s coming back! And Trump's going down like The Iron Sheik, Andre the Giant & Macho Man Randy Savage!
- Sydney Sweeney comes off the top rope in her great jeans! But so does Inner West Karen - and no-one's ever kicked out of...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Coldplaygate CEO Andy Byron updates Astronomer's HR Policy - 2-Way Office A*al is in!
- Trump covers up Epstein Files like he covers up his doodles - with his signature
- "Obama faked Russian interference in 2016 election" says Trump, from Russia, in Russian
- Plus, Wests Tigers go viral as NRL incompetence becomes contagious!
An...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons Who Are All 100% Innocent:
- Australia finally gets a world-class crook, f*ckwit & moron all its own - Mark Latham, take a huge bow! (but on yourself, thanks)
- The Epstein Files just keep on giving if only they existed which they DO NOT!
- Grandpa Trump thinks he won the FIFA Club World Cup
- Plus, the Aussie Cricket Team runs wild in Jamaica as Jackie...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?:
- The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?
- The Texas Floods Disaster - Kids died but we saved money, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a weekend of Greek, plus the word 'BLAME' IS FOR LOSERS!
- The Jeffrey Epstein Files - Do not exist, t...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Puff Daddy Trial
- Australia's Poison Mushroom Murder Case - Still no word from Prosecutors after plea deal lunch at accused's place
- Jeff Bezos' One-Click Wedding! - Please no naked flame near Lauren Sanchez
- Origin III: Decider! Can Hornsby Hornbags finally beat the Gold Coast ...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Trump drops the F-Bomb, and finally - if briefly - makes sense
- The Honk proposes Middle East Peace, the WWE way
- In Sport - it's The Attack of the Killer Lunchbox
- Plus TRUMP'S REVIEW OF INSTANT EXPERTS!
And so much more! - NATO's 'Mad' Rutte's Daddy fetish! Inner West Karen: back to put the "She" in Beer...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love affair continues
- Trump’s Birthday Parade Fizzles - To Rapturous Applause
- 'Save the Illegal Immigrants!' - Who I deported (Also Trump)
And so very much more! Like Henry at Lord’s for the cricket with Mick Jagger, The Williams of Orange and Our Episode Special Guest MAYE MUSK...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Straight Intta Compton! ICE raids L.A. - And turns a whiter shade of pale
- Israel and Iran's Explosive Love Affair Continues - Will they finally get a room?
- Music legend Sly Stone takes his bat, his ball & Brian Wilson back to the Everlasting Pavilion
And so much more! Like the hairy-headed gent, who ran amok in Kent; the sports coach s...
Live from Lord's cricket ground in London - *We're* the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, as we explain our next episode won't be out this Saturday Aussie time as normal, but rather at the special new time of Sunday (Australian Eastern Standard Time).
Everything else will be the same: the mistakes, the apologies for last week's mistakes, the appalling language, the recurring characters desperatel...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Freedom Fighter Vlod skewers commie thug Vlad right in the Urethral Meatus!
- Urethral Meatus Musk skewers commie stooge Trump right in the pork barrel!
- Moronic Marjorie Taylor Greene declares war on rival vegetables!
- Cricket-Loving Henry Lee turns scalper as other fans' dreams turns to Ashes!
Plus Getting through US airport immigration - Th...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Coalition coalesces after a week of frantic self-discovery by Nats and Libs
- US House Republicans pass signature bills “Lock up the Chicos”, “Would You Like A Pardon With That?” and “Death to the Poor!”
- Aussie maths genius Terence Tao in shock cage match with Henry VII and WWE's Rhea Ripley
And so much more! Including The Pope’s narrow esca...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Randy Aussie Nationals tell dud root Liberals they want to see third parties (aka Libs don’t go with Nats at Sussan)
- Habeas shot in the Corpus by dog-killer Kristi Gnome
- Donald Trump Jr has stage 5 stupid and it’s terminal
And so much more! Including The Honk’s own surprise Presidential push, Wests Tigers’ latest fumble, fan voi...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- It's leg day AND chest day as the US Constitution gets an all over workout
- The last Australian Liberal Party MP narrowly elects herself leader
- Our beloved Wests Tigers footy team fake their Premiership credentials
Plus Erik The Viking's beautiful message to us, Ghana's slightly less beautiful message to Queensland, Toto...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- American Cardinal pips Filipino Singer for World’s Biggest Hat
- Aussie PM enjoys biggest election win since Pope Sixtus VI
- India plays Pakistan, but not at cricket - and an Englishman is to blame
And so much more! - including The Honk’s birthday musings, Henry’s electoral exclusion and Mexico’s regards to Trump’s mother.
In the podcast with all...
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