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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM podcast Network, The Fleet, Wawne and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show, flet Swawn
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
She's back.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hi guys, She's back from Australia. I've sort of been
taking a day off sort of each week recently. Maybe
I'll just keep doing that. I was sick last week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Terrible work ethic, terrible.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Work of Australia. I was in Australia hanging out with computer.
Says no, David William This is why.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
So we've actually we're actually are going to chat to
him later in the week on the show.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
He's touring around. He's got two shows. He's doing a
kids show because he writes kids books and he sort
of does some of the characters from the box. And
then he's got a show for adults.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
What was he like, Because you know, they say, don't
meet you like your idols. I'm not saying he's one
of your comedy idols, but I will watching them.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, yeah, a little brand.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's sort of strange to meet someone that famous. Yeah,
always famous. Yeah, Well, on the show in Australia. Every
time we talked about a celebrity would give us a
little story of meeting that celebrity. Really get somebody when
I was having New Year's at from John's, and of course,
as you do, yes, yes, and Kevin Costner was there

(01:18):
and Nicholas Cage and I said, and you're like, what ridiculous?
Kind of ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It wouldn't fly in New Zealand, remember that, calm.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Down man, But in Australia though, Australia, I.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Love it, love it. Coming up on the show, the
Top Six, the Top six new police powers are to
control this out of control boy racers. You well, now
that crusher Collins is back. I hope she crushes some
more cars. Yeah, she's still there. She's gone in charge
of the police. She's not yea.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I sort of thought she was Old Smith Justice.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's different.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Ministers Mark someone, I.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Think, oh yeah, yeah, he used to be a cop,
didn't he.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah? So what they're going to get some new powers
to deal with these pesky boy race Okay, but you've
got the Top six powers you'd like to see because
maybe it's not enough. I'll give them. I'll give them
some hours. Rich because your now wife used to be
a girl race, didn't she she was?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
She did?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
She had she lance a GSR Turbo and that thing
was our rocket. Lasa, Man, how people change, how we
change up.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
She's still got a heavy foot.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, yeah, you're definitely the slow she's the heavy foot.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, but you'd never guess that.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
The way she grasps everything when I'm driving.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You just your how would she be?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Why is she so afraid? Why is she so afraid
of something of that three hundred meters away? And if
you hit something at the speed you drive, it would
just sort of tap it. Yeah, little little book.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Next on the show, I thank god.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm back to share some devastating news. We've mentioned Kin
the swan in christ Church. Well, I have a sad
update about Ken. He's not dead, Lay and Haley, you
may remember last month we spoke about Ken, the lonely

(03:26):
swan whose companion of ten years passed away, leaving him
without a.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Mate, and you were deeply moved by that.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I was deeply moved, and as you can hear, I'm
still moved.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
This is in christ Church, at a lakes lake in
Ernol Clark Reserve.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
He lost his partner of ten years, Samantha. She died
at around age thirty six. Now that's they lived.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I would have thought.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Long life for a species which typically lives around thirty
years right while in care You know, I'm using a
bit of wad than captivity. But you know, when they're
being watched by humans and King lost the mate and
you may remember someone put him on Tinder, he is
to try to go, hey, is anyone out there with
a swan? Maybe ken could be that swan? Well an

(04:14):
update on Ken his I suppose his owner the person
that looks after the reserve.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Rob he owns all the swans. He was Queen's queen
the swans.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Does the king owned the swan?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's the rule in England, but not here. Swans can
be anyone guarantee that.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Surely I could buy a swan and the swan would
be mine and not King Charles. I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I think they were bought in on the proviso that
they remained properly the crown.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well, he needs to come and look after him.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Minga's I don't like swans, but not a fan.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
King Charles has shown no interest in the fact that
keen Is has been lonely and now King's lost he's missing.
He is missing. No, so they I think they.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Could be hanging out. Can you you can peaking a Swan?
I was gonna say it could be hanging outside down
you can peaking anything?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't know, if I don't know, if you can?
What about peaking.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Ham They don't hang so down. They put it through
their neck and they hang like that.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah, peaking shaved hand, Yeah, champagne shaved hand.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Of course you could peaking a champagne hand.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
What else?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Could you peak? Any? Any meat?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah? I just get some some bloody duck pancakes. Yeah,
duck pancakes rule. No, I'm talking about there any leads
Swan's gone, well, they think that he's but he hasn't
been able to find a new mate within his home,
within his turf. So he's been looking far and wide,
and they're calling on the public. So he was last

(05:48):
seeing about twelve kilometers down the Heathcote River near Faery Meat. Okay,
last week he's to see Yeah, yeah, So he's twelve
kilometers away from his home Swan Lake in Kashmir. Hell
of a distance, they say, not typical for them to
wander thus far.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, he's probably run out of swipes on Tinder.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, you got to opening urradius eur radius. Yeah, your
age range and urradius, and you start to get a
bit desperate.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Now they think that he thinks that maybe he's just
enjoying a bit of freedom for a while. He's going out,
you know, single funny Samantha probably wouldn't let him go out.
I got rid of the old ball and chain. Yeah,
and now he's like, I'm going on a boy's trip,
eat some white bait, and I'll come back and then
I'll look for a new mate. So they want to
if the public sees lonely King the Swan who looks
like I described him as a Swan's Swanish.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
But authorities worry that people could be reporting the wrong Swan.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
How do we identify Ken, like is he just white?
Or they just said, look, we can't have a lonely
swan on the On the.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Run Facebook page needs a swift kick up the JACKSI
is a cradd since they told us in March and
twenty twenty that they were closed for treatments due to
COVID nineteen Swan Lake, Swan Lake Gardens and Christs. So
then you mentioned Catherine. He's a picture of Catherine in
twenty twenty with Samantha. That's a couple of raging lesbian swan.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Samantha was was King's do you think she was having
She was having an affair with with Catherine preaching her
bisexual leg good looking swan though that maya is swan swan.
Goose geese are worse. Goose is bad too.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I've got no time for these birds. Well, if you
see the wandering king King the lonely swan in christ Church,
what do you call the police?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Is it a one one one call?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
They're just saying report to local city council. Oh right, okay,
call the council. Singama's Swan song, Yeah yeah, this is
good from producer Jared here.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Swan is the loneliest num but that you live a
do anyway? Thought on that, Jared.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Silly Little Pole is next on the show Water Sparkling, Sparkling.
These results annoyed me because you're a fancy boy play
Fletchborne and Haley Haley silly little pool.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Silly.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Which kind of water is the best kind of water?

Speaker 6 (08:38):
Is that? I?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Said a little pole. Is it still is a sparkling?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Sparkling every time? Still, Sparkling's a treat not an every time.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
It's a treaty. It's a treaty.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's a little treaty.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah. It's like if you're going to a fancy restaurant,
you might be oh, yeah, but then a cost someone
is just like no tag.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
And when they say still or sparkling, I'll always answer
tap because still sometimes I'll still.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Crank rank yet and you're like alpha twelve bucks.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Tap.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Tap is fine thing.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Tap is fine. It's all good.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Your sit for flitchers.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I've got great tap water.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
No even you know that it's thick.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, isn't it causing climbing issues at the moment. No,
that's the that's the whole water.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
No, it's not. It's because meant to be hated.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Your water isn't meant to be hated because there's so
many chemicals and elements in it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
No, it's like I've got toiling.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
The glasses and then expecting your hot water. I've got
water in the city waters.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's weird how water one kg one leader of water
is always one kg and it flitches.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's one and a half. Yeah, do you know what
hell on earth is? Having a hangover? It flitches? Yeah,
and drinking up in the morning like far out.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Ringing his sahara, his sahara. Water takes hydration from you.
It is weird how it dehydrates you, even though it's water.
What kind of water is the best kind of water?
Still smoking into that at eighty one percent? Yeah, sparkling
nineteen percent.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Is there a difference between sparkling water and soda water?
That's exactly the same.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
It is although naturally occurring sparkling water naturally Like when
you femi something, it.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Is not naturally occurring sparkling what it's all erated.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Sparkling naturally occurring sparkling water. Prepare to eat your own words.
I will apologize. Sparkling or carbonated water forms naturally when
volcanic gases dissolve in springs and ranking natural water.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, sarwater, it's naturally occurring.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Sparkling water often contains minerals such as sodium and calcium
fine and to artificially carbonate water, pressure i co too
is injected into the water.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
For if you buy an avy on or antipodes or
even a sparkling whatever mineral water it's been harbonated.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, there is natural occurring spark you by is Oh yeah,
I'm saying, but they do put that stuff in bottles.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
That ark.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I want mine artisan wells in such places as the
Bulgarian Horodb Mountains and most notably in the Seltzers and
Seltzer water Yeah yeah, yeah, named after the German Tornois
Mountains produced naturally epificient mineral waters.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
You could take your own bottle of lemon Tello or aperol.
What it's just, we're not drinking the naturally carbonated Bulgarian water.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
But I'm saying it. I didn't say you did, but
I'm saying no, I didn't hear it because I was
still talking.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Apology.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I've done two now three two one?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Sorry, perfect, we all heard it.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
We all heard it.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Can I get that clips just so so I can
play it to myself?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Sorry you big dumb dumb.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Hannah says, sparkling what it feels like. It should be sweet,
but it's not. She's gott a programm mind drinks. You
need to get off the fizzy waters. Yeah, spicy water.
It was what my kids used to call it drink sparkling.
It spicy water.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Spicy water. Ain't no way I want to drink TV
static as water.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
This is Brandon obviously, I'm team still Yeah, okay, Adam.
Bubbles make you feel like you're drinking fizzy, but it's
just water and healthy, and.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
That's a ripoff.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
People want the sweet.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Any water as long as it ain't that thick ass
fletch tap stuff that you need to I'm gonna have
to start taking legal action. There's nothing wrong with my water.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Pretty Tea says. Water isn't meant to sparkle. That's what
soda is for. How about everybody's been like sweet, everybody's
just like give me that. Yes, you got to get
off the sweet sodas. That's also good for you.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Even photo waters your teeth, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
No, ye it is?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Now God, what do you want me drinking soda instead?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Exceed for the stuff from the seltz A Mountain.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Occurring rights Mythical water.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Sparkling is nasty taste, like that stuff you have to
drink when you have a urinary tract. In fiction, sparkling
is for rich people to try and pretend that they're.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Better than the rest of us because they.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I mean, just get a soda stream it's cheap, or
you just get dollar bottles of soda water from the supermarket.
It's not expensive. Ah, Sparkling is an absolute mouth teas
the promise of something that is actually bubbly air leaves the.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Taste buds dissatisfied.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Wow, people really are hooked on the sweet sodas. Emily says,
sparkling with some flavored water drops stuff for me drinking fizzy?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, a bit of lemonon.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's nice. She's giving me flavored lemon drops. You're giving
me lemon lemon.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
If I'm not, I'm you know, not drinking, and I
feel like a nice little some or something. But a
lemon and soda what, it's just as good. It's just
as good.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
McDonald's at home. That's what you sound like. You said
your mom saying you've got McDonald's at home. It's just okay,
you met you're talking madness. Sitting out in the side.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Bren Radkin, what our Verio news reader.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
What has replied? I like my sparkling water at room temperature?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, can sting embarrassed script, You need to get a grip.
Can we get him in here? Actually he needs an
absolute reaming. That is unbelievable, isn't it? Should we should
we go take this upstairs and get him off the payroll.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I can't temperature at least a warning so that it
refrigerates his his sparkling water.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
That is quite I think we should write a book.
Can you get a written warning on the gone I'll
get Should I get that? Ai to write me up.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Morning Brend for our newsreader Brend Lovely, Yeah, read out
to him Sex twenty six play. Strava mules are in
the news again.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
We've mentioned this a while ago.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, people paying other people to have their stats for
their run years and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
See Strava if you don't know, because god I don't.
I mean I cycle and a swim and gym, but
I don't run at all. I used to use your
tooth the way for a triathlon, I knows, I mean
used to use met my run. But everyone's using Strava now,
so if you don't know, you can basically give virtual
kudos to your.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Other strata strata spreends.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
You can share your details of your runs, cycle, swims,
whatever I said, could you? So we do that.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, it's just kind of yeah, just.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Enough, like sending a little some words of encouragement after
a week.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Because you've finished yours and because ours is len It's
like Haley just finished the workout and then you scroll
down and there's all these different automated and you're like.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
You get it. Yeah, go out and seize the day, girl.
And I'm always like, cheers born, I always turn those off.
I've too in the now. Yeah still knows, but so.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, people are earning money as Strava mules running forty
pence forty p British a mile or a kilometer. So
what's that like eighty New Zealand seventy eighty New Zealand cents.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
That's so okay.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I can only run one person at a time. You
can't into multiple straight can I think you can either?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Can you watch? Can you have it on your watch?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Maybe not, so you'd have to give you'd have to
be wearing ten watches or take two making eight dollars
a co You can have a little bag with you
start them all and then put them in the bag.
It's not enough, but how much would you if you're
running like a half marathon for somebody, YEAHEK, how many
point eight is sixteen dollars eighty?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
It's not enough.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, but if you're running already, and then you're also
doing it for like two or three other people with
the watches on, yeah, so sexteen eighty, So you don't
it for three people, you're earning fifty dollars or a half.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
A very good hourly rate, is it.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
But the other reason that people are doing it is
because insurance, and this is why it's in the news again.
Insurance companies sometimes have like discounts for people that have,
like I know, someone ten thousand steps a day to
get this like insurance premium like twenty days of the
month or whatever, they have to do ten thousand steps
and that qualifies them for this premium.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Because you're healthy. And then as you're making an effort.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, some gyms as well, like Lincoln with your insurance
place so that mine doesn't. If you tag and it
knows that you're at least that you've tagged and that
you've made an effort to go to the gym, I'm in.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Great motivation to get yourself to the gym.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
But then people are getting discounts on their like health
insurance because they're other people do their running for them fraud.
If she was a bit the same person, she was
a bit short, she'd give it to her mum, and
mum would wear the watch and just abmitted. And then
it steps step stepsticks.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Because it thinks you're walking. Yeah, mine's like mine does it?
When I played piano that hand action. I play quite
aggressively on the piano.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
With a very loose rest and just two fingers and
just one and just one hand.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Chopsticks, Yeah, chop sticks whenever I play the piano at
and I've really been practicing a lot on the last year.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Right, look at that forum. Yeah, that's the woman who
practices the piano.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, yeah, she loves to play the scale.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Play splits, play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hello, good morning, and welcome pits of hell that we
call New Zealand. I don't know if you guys import
the news, but everything's bad here.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, what's everything? What's happening now? Boy races bare back?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Are they back back? Baby speed?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
They're doing burnouts? Yeah, they're doing drifting And then listen
still VRS.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Only once I only even once was in the back
of a boy racer car once in my whole teen years,
which I think is good, good for someone like me.
Do you remember what kind it was? No, but I
we went into burnouts in a like a car park
or something, right, and I remember being like, I don't
think I'm not for you.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah for me, not for me. See if
you'd grown up in Hamilton or employment like I did.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, yeah, burnout Coori in Wellington wasn't.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
A thirteen hundred c c too to started doing reverse
burnouts because it was front wheel drive. It was in
a paddic and I thing it wasn't boy racing dick
yid skits.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, yeah, it was not quite my set, was it
a Yah?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Lately there had been some like serious like police were
attacked and you know there were there was some ramming
of cars.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, it's getting a bit out of control.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, Well I got the top six new police powers
to commit boy races that I'd give them. They have
been given some more they they get in getting okay, right, yeah,
and I think if they haven't signed, sealed, delivered, I'm
yours this new proposal. I reckon chuck these.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Sex on there.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Okay, is it the top sex new police powers to
combat boy races? Number six on the list. Monster trucks, Man,
how cool? Monster trucks just drive straight up run over them.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, you've been warned.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Who literally going to do that? Pulls up?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Who oh?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
She was crushing boy racer cars like what was that?
Three infringements and then she'd crush your car and they
did it to one car and made a big spectacle
out of it, and they never did any others. Yeah,
I reckon, She's got to crush some more cars if.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
She's serious, it's gonna live up to the name.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Or strip them for parts. The government might as well
make some money off it.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Oh god, yeah, strip them.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
For parts and sell them to other boy races and
just exponentially increase the problem. But monster trucks, how raid
would that be? Monster truck pulls up? Obviously, floodlights go on? Yeah, yeah,
floodlights police yep. In fact, we need to get an
AI version of all generator. Yeah, Jered, could you please

(21:12):
get an AI generated version of a New Zealand police
monster truck. Yeah, just big tires and it will just
basically crush them and the lights go on. And then
smart lights go on and then over the last figure.
It's like you have three seconds to depart in a
civil manner. And if they don't, just fire with fire. Yeah, oh,

(21:35):
actually maybe some flame throwers on them. Trucks always have
flames that the flames out of side. Okay, that's good
stuff and some rock and roll. Number five on the
list of the top six a new police powers to
combat boy races giant magnets.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yes, so they try to get away.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
And the magnets just go under the car. Yeap stick
to the car and then just bolt it to the ground. Yeah,
they're not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
But the times will just be spinning okay like that. Yeah,
but doing doing a burnout, but they won't be going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
You got them?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah, got them? Okay, We've got an AI generated New
Zealand police monster.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Try Is that everything we hoped for?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I think it could be bigger, bigger beggar.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, that's just a normal truck begger bgger, beggar beggar
to make that that's so good. I can do everything
apart from like lettering.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
Place because it's place and it's got This is the
nulls price police bigger Okay, We're going to come back
to that after the next number, but we need that bigger.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Also, these need to go on an Instagram story for
those listening at home absolutely can't see the first.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Version and you're only and on it. Begger, We're gonna
go more height.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, we need to go bigger, bigger, say about.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Twice as big.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
And see how four times four times is big Like
one of those mining trucks, you know, those mining dump
dump truck.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
So you're saying you want to New Zealand police cause
for years a huge bush the cars car crusher. Yeah,
number four on the list of the top six new
police powers to combat boy races, E m P cannons,
Tom Cruise has always got these inner movies electromagnetic pulse. Yeah,
and it kills kills their electronics.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Good start, Okay, Okay, here we go the next one.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, but that looks yeah, it looks more. That looks
more like a ambulance or ahear it's.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Got New Zealand police kind of sorted.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, and also that's kind of it's more American New
York police car as well. But I don't I don't
need it. I think we're on the right. Maybe some
flames coming out of it with slame thrower. Yes, yeah, okay, okay,
So the e MP cannons will just stop them in
their tracks.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Love that idea.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
And then we can just use the big magnets to
pick up their cars, put them in the back of
once trucks and take them to the crusher. Love this
Number three on the list of the sex new police powers.
To combat boy racers, we employ Sergeant the Rock and
Lieutenant Van Diesel. Although contract negotiations he'll probably have to
be captain. I don't know, you know how they both

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have no lose deals in their contracts.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
So we get the Rock and Vin Diesel and what
are they going to do? Just come in and one
line truck stop them.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
We're fighting fire with fire. Love that Number two on
the last of the top sex new police powers to
combat boy racers, we employ the opposite of the boy racer,
the Granny Dawdler. Oh yeah, we get Granny out there
and the tee peach teeter. Yeah, and she's just block.
She's just running a roadblock. Yeah, is a the lanes yet?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Love that?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
And then we what we do is you know the
old saying, circle the wagons yep, we circle the teeters
or the Dahatsu mirrors.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Guys, I've got an update on the monster truck and
somehow a bikini clad woman is standing next to it.
Whether the projected Jared add that or do you think
it's just when you add s us we can't.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Can't sexualize there? Yea, the truck really sexualized the sexy
police officer there in a bikini. I asked for Sydney Sweeney,
but it wouldn't let me.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Let's remove her, but the trucks spot on. I think
the added could you ask.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
For New Zealand police decal?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Otherwise I love it. And cannon pirate cannon. We want
a pirate cannon.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
On top of the socials and we said these are
the actual we've had. We've done an Official Information Request Act. Yes, yeah,
to see why New Zealand has planned for is so scary.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Woman in the bikini has really just thrown me here.
What's she doing?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
And number one on the list you find her hot
or not? Oh, she's very attractive, so is that the problem?
She's not really you're finding her hot?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Okay, carry on, Well, welcome to you know, hntai it's
such a confusing state of mind. Number one on the
list they're not.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Real, but why are they hot? Why are they hot?
It's like it could never actually happen.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
There are two d Yeah, okay, piece of paint.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah it's going.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
And number one on the lists of the top sex
you police powers, the combat boy racers. I say, with
confiscate every car that's capable of going over one hundred
kilometers hour and give everybody gunment issued Suzuki Jimney.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
You'd be all right, Yeah, you'd be fine. You'd be fine, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Kilometers an hour. Coming to work today and it was screaming,
we've got it. There is goods if you want to
see that. The flamethrow is not even it's shooting around
the sky let there's trouble. The siren is a flamethriwer.
That's todays subsex play Sims, Fleb and Haley.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I love a cam Art. I love a Camart dupe
as much as the next person. They've duped solder ganeio spray,
they've duped dice and ear wraps.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
They've.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Utensils, man, oh man. It's great that they can. You know,
people can buy option of things and it's I mean
I had came up plates that lasted six years.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Well varns are still going chipped but still go barely.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
They weren't came out bits.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
There were briscost plates.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
We've had them about fourteen fifteen shows. Yeah, that's a
surprise to no one. They still hold liquid, so there
and bacteria in the chips. They also a whole bit
of a saw point within the Smith family. Well, Mike
gowing up. My mum used to collect these plates because
she's got quite a collectic taste as well that they're

(28:04):
by Bordello Pinheirol and they are these cabbage plates. And
if you know them, you know them.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
They're like, I didn't know what you were talking about,
but then you showed me photos and I was like,
you know those they look like a cabbage.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Leaf, but the leaf's bowl.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
The bowls or plates or trays and they're all in
cabbage leaves and they were very famous.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
And do they have the they've got like the like
the ridges like a cabbage.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah, they're all textured and were they were like collected
things and like people use them. My mum uses hers,
but she also has someone on a wall and I've
always loved them and like collectibles. Yeah, and like, for example,
to get like a cabbage bowl of a decent size,
like a salad bowl. If you went to Smith and
Coey's in New Zealand, you might pay like one hundred
and fifty dollars for it.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
What for a ble like this ceramics a cabbage leaf?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I love them. They look good at my house right. Well,
I went to kmart last week and oh my god,
I saw them and they've got a jupe. They have
a cabbage bowl jupe that is they've got. I think
it's like eighteen dollars. People are loving them too, and

(29:14):
people aren't lapping them up. And I was like, I
wanted the expensive ones and no, no, no, Now now you
can just get them for super cheap. And now I
was like, well do I bother or do I just
get the cheap came up?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
We get the cheap came out?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
The warehouse has got them too, really don't have the redges. Yeah,
it's not as detailed outide. Okay, well if you and fash, yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I do you know. I'm yet to buy one because
I was saving up to buy like some of the proper.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Ones like watch some sickond hand ones if I found
someone trade.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Me and whatnot. And now I was always going to
inherit them from my mum because she collected them, and
now I must. We'll just get a Kmart one. We'll
just yeah, yeah, to get a came up one. We can't.
They're sold out everywhere in k Mart. That's how popular
they are. Okay, So I don't know if I'm more
upset that I was gonna have these luxe plates and
now you can get them from Kmar, or if I'm

(30:07):
upset that I can't get them from kbut because it's
all so out either way, get yourself a little cabbage,
bold voorn, and he's read of Bran Rudkins here are
still not giving him the grace of looking at him.
Just look earlier in the day, a little startlingly attractive?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Which earlier was best?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
What did I say?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Were the people were talking over you?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm a professional broadcaster.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Earlier in the cold, you slewed your way through the
word professional. Still a little pole. Earlier in the morning,
Which water is best? Still or sparkling?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
A raging debate where Still was overwhelmingly the one winner.
Now we take comments on some little pole and we
got one from brand Rudkin, who's got a blue Tech
on Instagram. But he's he's got as you guys.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
You paid for it. You paid one of those ardo.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Of being on the show that I don't have one
open doors for me turned down the blue tech. Have
you like how Helen Clark turned down her knighthood the game? Yeah,
bit of a hero, man of the people. Yeah, you
said you prefer sparkling water and at room temperature a monster.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
We were absolutely love sparkling water. It's got to be icy.
I feel like we need to define which room if
you're in the freezer, the minus five bar and queens. Yeah, yeah,
when I.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Was thinking that, the hot water cylinder cupboard. She's hot
like a hot, warm sparkling water.

Speaker 8 (31:45):
I've been rocking at this morning. Actually, I've got some
sinus problems. Okay, pop a bit of vic in it.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
On the chin.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I don't think you drink fat. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Do not take holt for from the vapor rub guy.
You know I love you love Yeah, you do some
of my mustache right now because I'm slathering myself in
it before being really I got mocked actually by your
fiance at the weekend.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Why what did he say?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
He said, it's just for like on the chest. I
get it on the back, on the feet, get it
on the face. It's not on the face. I swallow it.
I drink it. Yeah, should win out that you shouldn't
be doing hot water and put a towel over your
head and huff it steam. But if I have a
bottle of sparkling water like from the soda stream and

(32:33):
it goes like warm, I just tip it out.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yuck, yeah, yuck.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah. Yeah, We've got to put a pack of fridge,
put it back in the front. Why safe has water?
You've got to come over to Fletcher's house one day. Water.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Have you ever drunk mayonnaise? It's not mayn it's not
a lovingly it's Italian dressing. Since Italian dressing and sometimes
you live in but to try Italian dressing.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
It's the same water as everyone else hair.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's you might have the run off from Paul Newman's factory.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Brent. If you've got to a restaurant and you order
and they say still a sparkling, will you go sparkling?
But please heat it up a bit.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, for the joke might grow out. Yeah, just a
splash of warm w.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Why when did you start having roomed.

Speaker 8 (33:18):
Timp Well, it was when I started having room temperature sprite,
which is basically flavored sparkling water.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
It is essentially what it is.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah, exactly what it is, exactly. Yeah right, Okay, Well,
we said that.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Brin should get a formal letter, like a formal.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, and we've sent that. Would you like to read
your formal warning?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Well, read yours because I've got a response. Oh okay,
I read yours, Dan brand Rugg And this is a
subject formal written warning. This is a I did this. Yeah,
we have this message finds you. Well, I'm running to
address a recent matter concerning your conduct that has come
to our attention. It's been noted that you have expressed
a preference for drinking sparkling order at room temperature. While
we acknowledge that personal preferences vary, it's essential to adhere

(33:57):
to our company standards and guidelines to maintain a consistent
professional workplace environment, including Child's Hair Sparkling HDM. We strive
to maintain a cohesive and unified team. The expression of
preferences such as consuming sparkling water at room temperature, while
seeming minor, has been perceived as inconsistent with the norms
we may aim to uphold forms good.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
We could probably just.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Get rid of hr FAI. Then they can't fire us
because it's a computer. This behavior does not align with
the professional stands we expect from our team members. This
letter serves as a formal warning and reminder to align
with how established norms and expectations fall online, basically saying

(34:38):
there continue behavior that deviates from these expectations may result
in further disciplinary action. If you have any questions or
wish to discuss the matter further, contact car Fletcher at
Fletcher could be done the heavy lifting to start, you
pick up, kick the ball, you chase it.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
What's your response to that? Brit To be honest, I
didn't read it.

Speaker 8 (35:00):
I just copied it into AI for a response and
I got this. Nice Dear Vaughan Smith and the f
v h M team. I hope this reply finds you
in the refreshing embrace of appropriately chilled beverages.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
It's good.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
I must admit receiving this formal written warning has truly
sparked a bubble of self reflection.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Within for God's say, it's doing puns.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
While I've long stood by the delicate nuances of room
temperature water, I can now see how my rogue habits
might have fizzled out of line with the esteem norms
of our team. I trust this sets the record straight,
and I look forward to resuming my duties without further allegations.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Warmest regards, warmest regards, temperature, regards.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Those regards. That's a great way to end it an email,
I reckon, okay, well, apology except yeah, so I can
do the newser eight for thee to.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Use any of the fridges here as well to chill
that water fridges surrounding your studio fridge, and you're you're
welcome to place your sparkling water in Britain. Brad can
use ready to thank you so much, seventeen past seven.
Next on the show, an announcement of sorts, he.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Had to tell Hailey that was what I would describe
as a growling. You're just gonna I don't eat during
the Like we were just talking. You were like, this
is what Flin does. Yeah, this is what Fletch does.
I'll be eating in the break and you'll be like,
all right, don't eat. Stop eating, And then he yelled
at me and don't eat her in the break she's
about to do it. She's about to do it doing

(36:38):
I don't even know I'm doing it. I love food.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, food's really great. Yeah, food is delicious.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
We've got a member of the team in the studio
with an announcement to make good morning to you, producer
Jared get A Gang.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Jared, what's happening.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, tomorrow's my last day.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (37:00):
Yeah, I've been made redundant, and luckily I've lined up
some stuff outside of tomorrow, and yeah, tomorrow's.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
My las ter.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
That sucks, dude, it sucks hard.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Also that like there's no middle heads left in the team,
so yeah, excuse.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Me, I can throw them.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Oh my excuse me.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
I like the food fighters.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah. Wow, Wow, we're talking middle I'm talking hold of those.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah, Jed abandoning me Actually today you might be my last.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Music from two thousand and five the other day.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Wow, that's so middle that's so metal. Now we're genuinely
so disappointed, Jared, and we love you and you're such
an amazing member of the team, and yeah, we're going
to miss you a lot, I think and our listeners
and our podcasts listeners will miss you as well.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah, who are they going to say at eleven o'clock
in the morning with the podcast in the podcast, I'm
ready for the podcast. I'm trying, guys, frantically trying to
get it up before the first we's of the podcast. Yeah, yeah, dude,
this so you started here in twenty twenty. Yeah, March second,

(38:14):
twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
What a year was twenty twenty?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah it was, I mean when you started and then well,
oh yeah, yeah, this is gonna be fine. The stuff's
playing for the year, and then the lockdown. I was like,
you'll get your experience radio on the other side of
this thing, and wow, it's kind of still fine to
come back. But yeah, yeah, I'll never quoite be the same.
Haley sort of that.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Kind of ruined the vibe. So not the vibe higher. Yeah,
you are the vibe.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
You are the vibe higher. I am the vibe higher.
To keep the vibes right. About four and a half
years is a hell of an innings for a producer.
No one asked that long because.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Flitch is a I mean, you just heard I told Hailey.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Locked at me.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah you should hear. If that's how he speaks the woman,
you should speaks to men. Oh, yeah, I know he
softens it the women he does. Yeah, he gives them
on the ass afterwards. That make them feel better. That's
what he's always said. Yeah, it sucks, but tomorrow I
was thinking we finally let a dream come true before Jared.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Lee's for his last day.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
A little gift about huff from Flitch.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
This has been great debate behind your back, and we
suggested it ages ago, and Flinch said, no, one's going
to want to listen to that.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh I think I know. We have a little miniature
D and D game break. We'll see, we'll see. You're
going to be so hooked at the end of one
break with the storytelling and the crafting of these this
this world and the characters. You're on my side, Hayley.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
I'm not because I'll do this only for Jared and
for Jared only. But now I'm excited about the character development.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Where I'm just going, it's been a while since you've acted. Okay, okay,
nothing on Telly telling, nothing on stage. Everything's been canceled,
hasn't it actually.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Just wrapped up being on TV. It's not about me.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I'm just trying to get you on board by playing
your insecurity.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I'm crying because Jared's leaving, not because you're being mean
to me.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
So so how's it going to work?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Warm?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Because I've literally never played D and D before. We
want to do a short game, well, we do it short.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
It can't be it can't be a game. It'll just
have to be a scene.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
A scene from a D and D. Jared will give
us characters.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I'll make everyone a character.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
So you're the master, Yeah, the storytailer dungeon even when.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
I say it to say that's sexy.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Stuff because I hear dungeon master and I just think
of something else. But I've been reading too many books.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Most people are both. Yeah, most Dungeons and jeron game
is also very sexually.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Okay, now you're not making it better.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
So strict five minutes quite maybe a tavern scene, yes,
and departing gift to you, even though I would normally
have a hard band on anything Dungeons and Dragons on
the show. What character are you thinking for, Fletch. I'm
thinking of like.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
A Persian rug merchant, a Persian.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
A Persian dwarf like from the mines, not an actual
small person. I would say that, well, that's where they
that's where the dwarfs thrive underground. It sounds very problematic.
And there's dungeons and dragons world its snow one and
there's no Actually that's not a good Just give the rings.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Someone just jared. Someone's just everyone's texting and saying that
they're going to miss you. But someone text and saying
Haley should play a bart because.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
They're all horned up, musical and horny. I was thinking
of Bard or a sorcerer.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I'm a sourcers are right.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Trying to think what the most pesty classes for Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Well, we'll let your plan.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
We wanted to give you a little heads up because
we know you've got to plan this nerd stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah, but I'm really.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Looking forward to celebrating you tomorrow on your last day.
And are you eating again?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I did feel like you put something in it out
just going to go to.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
The ads so I can tell off Hayley. I'm just
a little meek thing and I need to keep sustenance
all day long.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
No you're not, You're a musical horny Bard. He's on
board and everything.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Now, we will miss you greatly. Let's have a really
fun show tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
To because I literally talked to him pretty much every.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Second on Monday. You're going to miss him.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Cry try and tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Fledged Border Ailey, we talked about Jeremy Dufrayne, who was
an alligator no crocodile, yes, alligator tour guide and who
was rumored to be dating with Lana Delray. Now she
came out and made it official, but then she was
saying it's not and then and then.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
People were saying, it's just because she's going onto her
country face. Yeah, yeah, she needs a southern Southern boy,
Jimmy Dufrayn. It appears that they are together because they've
gone to like a star studded wedding.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, and attendance was none other than Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelcey, and everyone was like, so this alligator tour
guard is now rubbing shoulders with arguably currently the most
famous woman in the world. Yeah, Taylor Swift and we
were laughing at the idea that he's just at this
wedding sipping on Don Perry on being like, how the

(43:51):
hell did mister dufraine get here?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Wild.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
It's so it must be mad. You look, there's them
holding hands. There were harder together.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Do you think she took him to get that soup
before the wedding?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Because if I if I met someone and they were like,
we go to a wedding and Taylor Swifce there, I'm
going to be, I'd be like, you're gonna have to
take me shopping and buy me a brand new suit? Yeah,
I don't have a nice one. It's a very nice set.
It probably was like I'll just go and my gata,
my gata overs and she's like, how are you well?

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah yeah suit, yeah yeah. Anyway, we were thinking about
this because it's he must feel like a first shout
of water and been punching himself saying how the hell
did I get here? We wanted to know this morning.
Have you ever ended up somewhere, found yourself somewhere and
you're like, how the hell did I get here? I
mean I've definitely ended up like someone saying like, oh,

(44:42):
you know, you're hanging out at a bar and they're like, oh,
let's go to this party and then you find yourself
driving somewhere for two hours and you're like, how where
am I at what some mansion party and you're like
some house and it's ginormous and there's a massive I
am using a specific example more of a memory than
a hypothetical. Yeah, I was. I was out with some

(45:04):
friends having some drinks and then one of their, like
a friend's friend, was like, I'm heading to a Halloween
party and he was like, I've got a case in
my in my boot that's full of costumes. Help yourself.
So like we went in there and found the case
of costumes and then we got like weggs. Famous people there,
not famous, but extraordinarily rich, ages and ages I don't

(45:28):
even know the suburb. And then got to this huge mansion.
There was like a pool, a sparkle, this bombfire like
the size of the studio, And I was like, how
do they end? I get here?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
That is why, more importantly, like how do I get
The second red flag was getting in the car. The
third red flag was you drove for friends because you know,
you always pull up to those things and you're the
poor person they're gonna hunt.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah, like you like some kind of weird salt.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah, yeah, you're going to turn out poor person. They're
gonna dress you up you were going, you're in a
clown costume. No one else is in costume, and then
they're like run and you're like, ah, yeah, well this
is what we want to know. How did have you
been someone we have gone?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
How did I end up here? I was a few
months ago.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Friends said that they were just in this on this
yacht and it ended up being a party yacht for
like big celebrities and like famous like drivers.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
They must have been a driving event, like one of those,
if one one of those. And because they were already
on the boat, these people they just assumed that they
were part of the party. And then these famous people
got on and they ended up on this boat party
looked like big slibs, and they were like, how the
hell did we get here?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
You know how? I went to school with a Victoria's
Secret Model and one of my friends went over to
visit her and went to this party and it was
just clebs Victoria's Secret Models everywhere, musicians, Seriously, how the
hell did I get here? And she was just a
little key wei like, oh my god, I think she'd
like BYO a bottle of wine. So when you go
to a house, probably wearing like a nice top from glasson. Yeah,

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it was probably jeans in a nice top.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Is it a nice top? And then all these lives
and their designing.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
How did they get here? Yeah, we've got some texts already. Come, okay,
I'd steal someone's shoes.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I'm steal when you're here. Yeah, you try to find
the same size. Rich people take their shoes off. Oh yeah,
shoes off, marble floors down.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
No, you don't take offs. Aren't rocking around a house
party in socks? My dude?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
The disrespect.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yeah, okay, I one hundred dollars a him. We want
you to give us a call. You can text her
in nine six nine sacks.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Have you ever ended up somewhere and thought, how did
I get here? This is incredible. We want to know.
Have you ever ended up somewhere and thought, oh my god,
how the hell did I get here? Old me? How
am I here? How am I here with these people?
Because we laughing at the fact that Lana Dale Ray's
alligator tour guide boyfriend has attended a wedding with her

(47:57):
and with the likes of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey,
and he must be there drinking the most expensive stuff
in the most expensive food and an expensive souping, Like,
how the hell did I get here?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Wild? I think any any of us would be Some of.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
These stories are great?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Are we taking the ones of Like I woke up
in a graveyard at night? My dear friend had hit
me with his car the day got his full license.
Quite were after No, that's not all right, we're.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
After this though. I played scrabble with Bill Gates mum
on his super yacht.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
What always working on super yachts? Yeah, working on I
ended up at Kate Moss's house in London, just went
along with a friend, having no idea, and it was
Kate Moss's house.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I feel like you've got to say to your friend, Hey, look,
we're gonna go to my friend's house.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Be cool, We're gonna go have drinks. I've been invited
to a party. Yeah, kids are hids up, big cool.
It's international super model Kate Moss.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
It changes what I'm gonna wear, how I'm gonna behave,
what I'm going to bring.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
You know, Wow, I work I'm in a police out
after blacking out, no memory of anything. No, that's kind
of not what we're after here. Not really, they were
apparently trespassing when it all went down.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I'm enjoying these stories just as much to be honest.
For Yeah, you can't. Maybe don't say the name of
a shortened street star. No, it would be very obvious.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
There's only one shortened street person that's ever been on
shortened street that could possibly been described in that story.
Once once he ended up at a five star hotel
with a guy I just met at a hotel, even
got a free massage at the spar all on his account.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Oh lovely fantasy, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I've got to read the one about the bar and
Cambodia said, you want to read one that perhaps isn't
okay to require that?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Oh ha ha ha. I went to Singapore earlier this year,
ended up at the house of a banking ceo so rich.
The lady just bought her brother a maserati for his
fiftieth birthday. A baby grand piano in the quarter don
perion and the fridge now lights and Vasachi bath mats.
It was wild, get out of here. So we were
the key, We tricks who brought the fun times to

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the party.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Wild Courtney, Good morning now whereabouts did you end up
that you couldn't believe.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
So my husband worked for a talent agency in London
and we went to a promotional book launch where Graham
Norton and David Nicholess, who's the author of One Day,
We're promoting their books, and then ended up in the
after party with both of them sipping rose.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Wow, Graham's rose because.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Yeah, I don't know if it was his rose, but.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Obviously moderation has rose.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Right, and so when he was lovely, he was lovely.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
I was desperate to get a photo with him, but
I also realized that everybody who was in that room
knew they should be in their room and didn't want
to get Yeah, you've got to.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
You gotta be cool.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yeah cool, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
They thing we said in the corner and pretend that
you're on your phone but you're taking a photo.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Everyone knows taking a photo, and.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
You're like, oh my god, kill me. I'm gonna leave Courtney,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Some more messages in My best friend is good friends
with Miranda Kerr. We all grew up in the same town.
My friend went to a fortieth in the States and
there's a photo of dancing on stage or Snoop dogg
Oh my gosh, I was just going to school friends.
You would be like, how did they get here? I
worked in Italy for the Giddy Family, Giddy.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Images, know, the Giddy like mob family.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I would have preferred to work for the Giddy Images,
but year you would be some nice stop photos John Giddy.
There was New York gangs, so there wasn't it? Oh
was that I'm in are of Italian? But I also
thought the Giddy family were a giddy if we could
just have clarification gang or photographers.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
I was in a restaurant or in Barley complained to
a guy in the line for the bathroom that it
was taking forever, which sparked a conversation. Turns out he
was the owner of the place. We ended up back
at his million dollar mansion for an after party. Hooked
us up for the rest of our trip VIP entry everywhere,
free drinks, et cetera. Any bar we went to. The
whole time was thinking, how the f did I pull

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this off?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
HoTT Gotdy was the mob Getty Images? I reckon? I
reckon they were with the Giddy Giddy Images, which we
don't know they like license all the photos and stuff,
giddy images and you go and get your photos and
you put them in your paper and things. Right, apparently
quite the money maker. Angry Birds bar and Cambodia. I've

(52:42):
read it, Come on, so Angerbirds Cambodia. Mates had been
there the night before. It wasn't really my scene at all,
but my one mate, who I would say is about
two thirds my size, got treated like a king because
he's on his way to being chunky. And they said
to the bar, stuff way till tomorrow, we're bringing a
big boy. I had girls and costumes all over me.

(53:02):
It seems you're a big fat bastard their words, not mine.
And Cambodia, they just assume you're very rich and very important.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
How did I get here around?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yeah? Oh I ended up in Justin Bieber's hotel room
with my best friend in New Zealand. Nothing weird, nothing
full on happened, just hanging out and having drinks, listening
to his new music with other randoms crazy when he
was here in twenty fifteen fourteen, Yeah, it was of
course Nasa. Oh no, I can't say, I won't say.

(53:34):
Did you read the Singapore one?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah you did. That's right, because
that was when I was reading The Cambodia one.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Twenty two years old from Hastings, did my OI and
ended up at a ten course dinner with some megastars
at Grosvena House hotel in Park Lane. Prince Edward was
there as well. One bad thing was I lost a
contact lens that night.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I see it.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
It had a lury recollection of that which Prince you
are you the one that's all right to be hanging out.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
With Pims Fleable and Haley.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Hey, we've been given two rubber bands from Shannon each
and it's her attempt at another Shannon's hack to see
if she gets a jingle for a fas star.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Look, it's I don't know if it's going to become
a segment. It's failure after fa it's rubbish hack Ubi.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Ever, you've got a three out of us in your
last hack, Shannon, Yes, aiming for a five today always okay,
what have you got today's hack?

Speaker 4 (54:35):
So it's about depuffing. This is all over TikTok at
the moment we get up early for work, always constantly puffy,
sometimes puffy.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
This is in the face, yes, yeah, not the nipples.
Nowhere out we're doing puffy nipples and behind rubber bands
because I was just worried about Vorn's puffy ariolies.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Oh he's got very puffy puff shame. I'm very depending
on the heat of the room anyway.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
This is to how do you puff your face? I've
seen this all over TikTok. It's a Korean skin trend.
You get two rubber bands and you wrap it around
your ear kind of above where your earring would go
if you had your ears pierced, and around the top.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Do it quite go around the base?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Yeh?

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Like kind of like an alf you're putting on an
al basically, but you kind of want to go over
the lobe to Yes, there you go.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Perfect. Now you need to leave it like that for
ten minutes. Skinny face? Should I do one side and
we'll see if one side ye passed and one What
does this do?

Speaker 4 (55:37):
It's to do with lymphatic drainage.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
So when you do asher, what are you telling me
you never heard of? And that's the Japanese ladies with
the white face.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
G u.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
A face is a a It flows like little hard disks,
often made out of like greenstone or roastports and you.
Basically it's a massage.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
You know, when you're sick and you get saw lymph
nodes like right under your ears. This is to help
give yourself a lymphatic massage without all the work of.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
It's gonna be hard to town with me because I'm
fresh on the bowtos. You know, I'm tired anyway. I
don't get soor bits under my ears when.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
I do swollen notes here, not under your ears. I
don't get sore though swollen lymph nodes.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah, Now, how proven is this on TikTok?

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Well?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Everything or not? Sorry, sorry, just to quote Shannon, just
to sort of got away from the lymph nose. She said,
everything on TikTok has been proven.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Well, like someone videoed it, So a video exists of
someone doing a doctor. No, I don't really believe in
doctors when it comes.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
To just to quote again, s Trim, I don't believe
in doctors. I'm giving this half a start.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
You can't rate it if you haven't tried it. Hailey's
we got to wait ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Does the right side of my face look less puffy?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Then? How is this effect the lymphknots?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Because it's giving you a lymphatic massage.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
She's got her ear bundled up and rubber band.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Also it kind of looks like Haley's an MMA fighter.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Ye, or you're like a rugby player. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
lymph and drama. Okay, well I've just the I did
a quick google. The purpose of wearing rubber bands on
is for lymphatic training. It is a myth and trend.
It doesn't really work, and as lymphatic trainers doesn't go
through the ears, I'll just take that off. This is
why I was wondering, how are you training that. I'm

(57:44):
giving that minus one star. You lost your half start.
It's minus one.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I was at zero zero and then when she said,
I don't believe in doctors, way too.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Doctors have a place, just not in this place.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Okay, stop.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Fun.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
I've got having fun because now I've got rubber bands,
and I can make a robber band gun and I
can shoot worn.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Okay, so I'm going minus one star, born minus two stars.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
I'm going zero. So we're in an average of negative
one stars. For Shannon Tak this week.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Terrible.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Play Play Call Her Daddy podcast is very popular and
I listened to it. Sometimes and this is saying something.
Other times I find it a little bit crass. Oh wow,
that's coming from me, the co host of A six podcast.
But I do some I really like the interviews that

(58:40):
she does with big celebs, Like some of them are
really they go in depth because it's just a couple
of gals talking and Katy Perry is the latest one,
and it was very it was a really interesting interview
just about her life music, the fact that the new
song didn't do that well.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Because I feel like what the new song was a
month or so ago.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Albums out in like a week or so. But I
feel like she's been kind of just out of like
just hiding away. Yeah, she's been doing a lot of
work on herself. Yeah, she did all these sort of
you know, retreats and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
The song came out, or before the song came out,
before the song tram out. Are you saying she was
before the song or after the song? It's been quiet
all the songs.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
She's been quiet. She's been require after the song too.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Yeah, well that's the thing she was only she wasn't
really interested in doing a lot of interviews about it,
except for with Alex from Cally.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Daddy, right, she promised not to ask about the whole
doctor Luke thing.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yeah, it was sort of brush. It was prosper they do.
They sort of bring it up. Anyway. I was listening
to her yesterday and one of the things that's gone
online the most is she dives into a relationship with
Orlando Bloom. They broke up for a year back and
I think, like twenty seventeen or something.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
They've got to start again.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah they can together. Ten years, they will
start again seventeen.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
You're a real stickler for this.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Seven years.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Seven years were starting at seven and then sex yes,
six sash. Then she was saying that, like, you know,
what do you like about Orlando? Like what drew you
to him? And dad? And she said that they live
really well together. And she was laughing about the fact
that she's dated these famous people in the past that
all like shower her with gifts, give her Lamborghinis, buy

(01:00:21):
her this, by her that, and she starts screaming basically,
all I want you to do is do the f
and dishes. She's like, I don't need you to buy
me a red Ferrari. I can buy myself a red Ferrari.
If I come downstairs, the dishes are done, all the
cupboards are closed, and you've you know, tidied up, I will,
I'm gonna I'm gonna give you some brownie points in
the form.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Of some adult behavior.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
She's kind of sold it. When Orlando cleans up around
the house, she just is, just like when you do
the oven, you clean the oven. See that that got
me going. It really gets doesn't it get going when
you've done the cleaning. What she's talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Brownie point fourteen years twice the time Orlando bloom and
been Yeah, yeah, Stuf's been off the table since November thirteenth,
two thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Yeah, but I was just meaning BRAINI points is then
doesn't need to be you know, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
The brownie points are the unexpected, like ship jobs like
cleaning out the lenen cover.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Yeah it's not. It's not the flowers or the romanticyt No.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
No, it's doing something that they want done but don't
want to do themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Yeah, well this is what we wanted to know. What
is the act that you do for your partner that
gets you those extra brownie points in whatever form they
may come, Like, you're so right, for me. It's like,
it's not when Aaron renovates an entire house, you know,
or build something for me. It's like it's when he
cooks a bad chicken thigh, and I'm like, that's fantastic.

(01:01:46):
Now I don't have to cook a chicken thigh. Yeah,
the chicken thigh has been cooked for me. Even though
you were like, maybe you've cooked it a little bit long.
He didn't need twenty five in the oven. I reckon
eighteen would have done it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Yeah, but but at least he's not trying to perfectly
cooked a moistureen breast impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
A fie it comes with its own moisture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
It's the brownie points. It makes you happy because he's
done something for you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
And maybe the act is just something like a little
odd like you. It's the unexpected acts they get you
those brownie points.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Okay, so you want to hear from people this morning,
Oh eight hundred dars at him? You can call us
now tech through nine six nine sacks. What gets you
those brownie points? The thing that you do for your partner.
Give us a call, Olivia Rodrigo, good views. It M No,
you miss It's now sorry, Early Plays, Fledgeborn and Hailey Odd.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Simple humans is what we're learning from these texts. We
want to know what you do for your partner that
gets you the extra brownie points. Because Katie Perry revealed
that Orlando closes the pantry cupboards yeap and does the dishes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
She's happy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
She is happier than ever, and these texts coming through
would suggest that, God, we just want the simple things
of life.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Yeah, my partner, Gina, what is it that your partner
can do that for the brownie points? I mean he
does lots of things, but this morning.

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
When I was on the way out to work, he
was cleaning my white shoes for me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Oh that's nice, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Do you know I've know your own goddamn shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
It's nice when he does it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
White Cleaning white shoes, though, is hard. Do you know
that I've seen them? I saw something and I think
was it New York or overseas and I've seen them online.
It's become a thing now, like shoe places just to
clean your shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
They clean your shoes. Well, I've got one of those
for free, is it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
You don't leave the house.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, Oh, that's a nice that's a nice little to
make Dai.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Thanks Janet, Dana. What is it, sorry, Daniel? What is
it that your partner can do for Brawie points?

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
And actually what I do for him? Oh okay, I
find him retro gaming bundles to buy, and recently I
found a really rare thing that he'd only ever seen
twice in his thirty seven years, and that was PS
one that came with a screen attached to it, so
you don't need to put it into a TV.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
And was he like completely overwhelmed?

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
Oh yeah, he did. He did the He did everything
to do with the kids for like three days.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
We love that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Yeah, I don't just sat on my arse into noting.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Also, you're kind of feeding his addiction. This could come
back to bite you. Yeah, he has.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
My house was overrun with retro gaming, like every you
could imagine every game in I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Daniel, Thank you, Rebecca. What is it that you can
do for your partner for the Branie points?

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
He did for me this morning?

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Okay, I did a mountdown last week about what's where
the weight changed a little bit?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
I feel your babs.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah, And so he while was in the shower, he
laid out and outsut for me. He picked it for you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Wow, was it cute because E's done this for me before.
It was Yeah, it was an off outfit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Did you put it on and then look at the
mirror and then said to him what do you think?
And he's like, looks lovely and You're like, and then
do five more changes? No?

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
No, no, it was good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
I'm wearing it out of obligation. Yeah, you see your
mind And I was like, well, I wanted to chose,
I wouldn't chose.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
He bank these Brannie points or was it an immediate
cash in of Brownie points?

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Immediate points? Bring and you put the out and on
or keep it off? Thanks? Rick and Jinna.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
What is it that your partner can do for Brainie points?
When the best when he books.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Your wife just takes charge of that kind of admin.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Good, he's like, general.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Does he not do the thing I do where he
purposely waits for it to expire because it's your curR
and you got to take a matter of responsibility with it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
And then look how you tamper.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
You reach up and you tamper and you're like that
month was three months ago? Someone to get it back
from her and you if she has a crash in
the insurance is void in there, you're paying.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
There, you're paying.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Okay, thanks Jeter.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Some messages in My husband and is brandy points when
he's nice, and my cat pats him and talks in
a cat voice. Yeah, that's cute. My husband faked tans
me every Friday. Literal breath gloves.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Your points. Yeah, I always just missed the back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Buying me a bottle of wine without me having to ask.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
That initiated his heart. Did you say no, it's all good,
It's all good, Okay, don't please started?

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
I did start that came home from a day at
work and daycare pick ups and hobby had sugar soaked
all the walls.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
The fly boops off the walls.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
I make sure he's true like a king that night exclamation.
That's had his hands on flashing all day. Get away away,
wash that boy down. My husband gets gold stars if
it does anything that needs the gold stars, Condescene, brownie
points fine gold stars, condescend. It's on a chart on
the fridge. It's a little content for an adult anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
If he does anything that needs to be done, around
the house without waiting to be asked. After eighteen years
of marriage, my bar has been reduced quite low.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Oh god, my bar has been reduced so low that
that's all she's I'm just you know, it's just a
chores commentary on marriage as a concept.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Yeah, okay, come on, this isn't a counseling session. Let's
talk about this off here. My husband gets major brownie
points if I'm out and about in the weather turns
and he puts all my twenty horses covers on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Twenty is he's a raincoat. That's a bad animal.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
No, I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
When the horses said the little jackets on. Yeah, bloody,
get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
You telling me the evolution as far and if there's
a light drizzle, then in a rain cut on, get a.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Horse, a lovely little wind breaker, get a.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Get my horse a little long rain.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Oh yeah, with the hood. Doesn't he nice inside? Inside?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Hear anything? You hate it when he does his own jobs.
Don't try to do things for me by doing my
jobs that I actually like doing. So they've got sick jobs,
or you do your job your jobs, I do my jobs.
I get Brady points in my partner for making us
lunch for work each day. It went saves him doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Somebody is Filaccio.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
A Italian said, Filaccio, Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Plays Flint, Thorne and Hailey do the day day day
day day?

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Ye did native bird week here at fact of the
day yesterday?

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
What was his to day?

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
The key?

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
We can run fast and it's monogamous. Did you know?
I don't know that we're monogamous? Boring a my god,
get a life, such an outdated concept. I'm just planting seam,
just slightly planting because it sounds like you're talking a
lot about it, but you're too cowardly. No, I'm just planting.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Talk.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
It's fine. Well today.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
The bird we're talking about was once called the New
Zealand creeper okay, also known as the poly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Bird, the po bird.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Captain Cook described them as the flesh is most delicious
and it was the greatest luxury of the woods afforded us,
explas captain.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Oh my god, I thought he was such a great guy.
First stripe on the board against you've got free The
poe bee eater was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
What it was called before we said on the final
term for the bird, and he guesses, no, the poe
what the po the po bee eater. It doesn't eat bees.
It doesn't eat bees. Not the wicker No no, I
feel doesn't guess though with the fish other things that
walker okay, pookick. That's what's a flying bird. And I

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wanted to do it would have been so far down
the list of New Zealand birds I would have ever
thought would have been.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Fanti but burger. But Burger gets.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Drunk, Yes, gets drunk on New Zealand flax, because you
know how they eat nectar, the flax the way the
flowers open. It ferments within the flower. And that's why
if you see too is horning flags and then they
like don't fly. They've got boothed from their alcohol content of.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
The good gun.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Oh yeah, fermented foods, good gun.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Because they get drunk on the within themselves and the berries.
That's why your pets shouldn't eat them. The crucker seeds
on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Perfectly toxic to dogs. What dogs, ye, you might have
wanted to win? Or two he flies why you can
hear its wings. You know it's like the cad who's
got the big horse? Yeps got yeah you hear it? Well,
that's because they evolved to fly in very thick forests
and stay below the canopy. I'm learning a lot of

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birds in New Zealand learn to stay below the canopy
and just gave up flying all together because of my
old mate, my favorite extinct New Zealand bird, the halst eagle.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Span of meters yeah, a ten kgs. You're reading a
lot about them, just thinking half egal factor.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Those things are still around. You'd have to watch out
for your tiny friends.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Are your short friends?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Yeah, be filling on high country sheet.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yeah, it's your dog had to spin in the back
counpit all of a sudden disappear.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
It's for certain.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
All birds have a sound producing organ called a syrinx,
which is typically controlled by two sets of muscles.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Too, E's have nine sets of muscles.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Is to keep predators away because they're so low. What
do you mean, well, why you said they make a
noise when they fly? Is that why? No, no, no, no, no,
it's just because their wings developed to be short and wide,
so they can from maneuverability than it is for like
gliding a long distance flying they're hopping from bit to
bits through the dense forest that was thick, short wide wings.

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But then that means they have to flap them a
whole lot more when they're flying out in the earth.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
So they've got nine things. They're so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
But then separate factor is the reason they can sing
so well is they've got nine sets of muscles and
a jewel voice box.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
I have a good tutor growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Yeah, you know, like basically trained, trained like Hayley's classically trained,
basically trained.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Won't just forget that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Well, the nine sets of muscles and the jewel voice box. Also,
if you've ever seen, like most birds when they sing,
they go like that, he just opened the beak.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
I never actually seen do that. When you watch a
two it goes, yeah, move, puffing cheese, Yeah, all sorts,
just like a toy in the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Yeah, as majestic as a toy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
That's what I said. Yeah, they have a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Proud bird and a proud man, but they have to
move a lot more because of the nine sets of muscles.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Wow in their neck. But this is all led up
to the to the fact.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Wait, we haven't even done the fact. We've been up
to the Also just before I had the main fact,
this is a lot of facts.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
We've had a lot of sound.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
I guess the main fact toos have regional accents. The
Chatham Island too, is bigger than the mainland New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Yeah, and he's like.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
A purple bird. Hey, I'm a board.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
There's no tours in christ Church. I just read this,
learned this recently.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
They're trying to reintroduce them trees Christ churches.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Have you seen a wall in the sky?

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Yeah, get the christ You're like bitter, turn back.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
They get to the Yeah, South Island and they're like,
oh no, there is that christ Hip wall. You can't
get in there. You've all been silly. There's no nowhere
for them to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Today's in fact about tours.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
No trees and christ ships. That's insane. The president of
facts is that toys were kept in cages.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
By Malti tribes who trained them to repeat welcome speeches.
No one to be able to seventy words long like
a parrot. Yeah, get to the the the and but
I guess there was just a too in a cage,
sort of like an answering machine. Be like no, I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Wow, that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
So today's spect to the day is the Towey, an
amazing bird. And unless you're in christ Church, you'll probably
see one today Wellington has probably I think, well all
of christ Church's to is moved to Wellington. They didn't
everywhere in just look up recently when National got in. Yeah,
I know, probably moving back christ actually because they must
the sweet government jobs. But today's spect to the day

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is the TOI and times gone by were kept in
cages and trained to repeat welcome speeches for Maori tribes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
The fact of the day, day day day day. Yeah, didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Do spl play.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Was in Melbourne this weekend filming Have You Been Paying Attention?
Which has not been canceled in Australia with David Walliams.
With David Walliams on the panel of Little.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Breadon who's going to be on the show later this
week because he's coming to New Zealand. He writes kids
books now kid's books show. Yeah, it's going to be great.
But while I'm in Melbourne, my brother lives there. He's
lived there for like seventeen years at this point. It's
been a long time, right, And.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Whenever I fly over there to work, I make time
to see my brother, which means I catch a lot
of ubers.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Weird.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
I know I wouldn't. We had a lovely time. You
just just we cried when I saw him. He what's me?

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
We love each other because you punched him?

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Do we have a big cuddle. We haven't seen each
other for a while. Weird, isn't it. I've been nine months.
We haven't seen each other months. Yeah, anyway, let's drop
in the buck.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Anyway, I had dinner with him. I have my fat
Did you know we wanted to? We just chose to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
I got an uber and he where I stay in
Melbourne to work is really far away from where he left.
So I always like Uber the uber bat to go
and see him. Yeah, I buy dinner and stuff. Wait,
you pay for dinner. You pay for his dinner and
pay to go and see him. No, wonder he's crying
he's getting a free meal. No, it's my brother.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
We love each other, knows he owes you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
And that's not something because he bought dinner the next night. Anyway,
I went there. But the first night we went to
like a classic Ossie pub and I had my first
ever a chicken parma. Oh so long, so much, said,
I'm in the for a steak, bro Like, take me
to that place where I had that specific steak and
he was like, yeah, yeah, we'll go there. Get there.

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I walked past the plate and I said, what the
hell's that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
That's a chicken parmes half the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Size of the plate. Yeah, he said that. Bye, baby says,
that's chicken palm. You've got to get one. Brother called
we call each other babe. That's my family, does it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Family?

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Had a chicken palma? You have with the chicken palma
chips and salad. Yeah, it's a classic. Yeah in Australia
and not have a chicken palma. That's what he said.
Here was like it's a crime. You've heaven had one
and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
A chicken snitzel but it's got cheese, but it's not
a schnitty like we know it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Yeah, I want to know what I think.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
It's like a breast right slice in half better than
half again?

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Yeah, beat the ship out of Yeah. Yeah, and they
gave him half.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Did you not finish your chick?

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Finish it? It was huge? Any embarrassed?

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Oh no?

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Anyway, After the chicken parma, I went back to hers
and we listened to it were listening to music and
catching up and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
That sounds like a date you brother, I went to
the steakhouse and the Dorde in Australia and he got
We bought a chicken parma and then I went back
to his place.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
We were listening to me and then do you share
music tastes? Yeah? Yeah, he got me into heavy medal
and stuff. So we were listening. We were listening to
old New Middle and would.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
You hang out with noodles in the cinecon Pantera?

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
No, you would. We listened to a bit of Pantia. Anyway,
we do. We share the same music taste because he's
a musician. Anyway, Anyway, after this, I was like, I
was kinding, like I'm gonna go home, and I got
in my Uber. Now Uber's going fine. It was a tesla,
so I was like, oh, looking at the roof and whatnot.
Then I noticed in Australia, in Melbourne, God, the Ubers

(01:19:34):
drive fast. So I was like, oh, that's for long.
And then I noticed he started like breaking at strange points.
And I was like, well, you know that that's a
green light. You've been speeding this whole time. Why he's
slowing down for this green light? Tesla doing it? The tesla?
No no, no, was the driver. And then I noticed
him missing green lights, like sitting there and stuff, and
then I heard, oh my god, kidding me, the dude

(01:20:00):
straight up fell asleep. This is my alarm bell. This
is my alarm belt. There was like maybe ten pm. Yeah,
ten pm. I was like, he's falling asleep, and then
we off he goes. Then I'm feeling the of lanes,
the rumble lines. This man could not stay awake. It
was terrifying. I was like, oh, this was funny, and

(01:20:22):
now it's very not funny. The guy was straight up
falling asleep to say something, No, I did it. I
did that kiwi thing of just like just like stay quiet,
and then I started rubbing my face, you know, kind
of making noise in the back. You know when you
just about light sleep that any noise will get you
out of it. The dude straight up and I still haven't.

(01:20:42):
I didn't review him or do anything. I know it
was bad. I should you need a report. I know
he was literally falling asleep to the point that he
was Oh my god's so bad, and he was sitting
up the poor wife.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
It was It was harri I mean I got home, yeah,
but just got back to the hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
It was absolutely terrifying, nearly made me throw out my
bloody chicken. Parlay and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
A choir is turning twenty years old. Yeah, and we've
been doing stuff on the courner and I've just sent
him a lovely array of candles and this big blue
box and I said, what's this? And you guys, because
you got hit before me and this weird movie, you
guys were here earlier than me to work.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Working on some jokes. We when Vaughne wasn't here, we
missed them. Oh what were they?

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
It was like, oh my god, I wish I had
a sparple and I was like, and then we were
just making jokes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
You would have appreciated stuff like oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Yeah, and phony. We had a friend that invited us
around for.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
A No you did a real singer and we and
I said that is such a good joke. And we said, well,
I will do it again when Vaughan gets in here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
We'll recycle it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
And I've forgotten it. When you don't get to work
early water giants.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Come out, so the player and then a whole lot
of music from twenty years ago on these records, which is.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Pretty cool one of those little suitcase from record players.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I never had a record player.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
I've got a genuinely very oppressiateive couple.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
I've got some of my favorite albums.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
I've got three albums on vinyl that I've never plug in.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Your auxiliary chord.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Okay, I'm plugged in.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Use the record. Look at a check my title. I'm
a d J. Energy has changed watching you at the
disks there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Okay, here we go. What are you going to play
for us? DJ?

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Oh? That sound and the crackle here it comes, J
put it too wide and you put it too should
I put it with the thin line?

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Start year where it starts? You can see it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Here we go, oh killers, yeah, good stuff. Are you
going to do some mixing? Come on, come on, it's
technically a turntable.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Yeah, we're just going to give it a start, going
to get it and get it to the chorus for
a stop, making up a little bit on your end.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Yeah, turn it up a little bit. Yep, he got.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Side DJ symphony, what.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Change listen ready, let's give me the big one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Ready to b you're off tempo there, then you've got
to spin it back to being on time. Oh my god,
stop it, give us one more rap. Terrible for the record, but.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Thank you acit it for these love for the lovely gifts.
I've actually got to play the real one now because
I've thought like you've kind of met you, kind of
maxacred that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Oh my god, yes, please, I could just keep playing it. No,
it's I don't want you to record.

Speaker 9 (01:24:04):
Fled Vaorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
I'm a message And this would have been a way
better Friday flashback Fletch than that effing crazy frog. Excuse me,
crazy frog. People loved it that popped off horns picked
this week on Friday. I hope you ready to your game. Yeah,
get your posts sacked to deliver message due last Friday,
and I was having a bit of a two thousand
and five reminiscent. Two thousand and five overlooked beautiful for music, Yeah,

(01:24:29):
beautiful now there is. This is a survey from international
food magazine Chef's Pencil that.

Speaker 10 (01:24:37):
Has called Auckland Auckland, New Zealand in the whole world,
in the whole world, the world's earliest diners at restaurants,
which feels interesting to me, But then you think about
anytime you're in Europe nine pm ten pm at Haavingdon Don.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
I couldn't get over how late people eat there. We've
had to say, Yester, yeah, we've had some drinks at lunch.
Now we're gonna have a little map and then we
go out for dinner very very late, I.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Guess because you yeah, it's so hot, were like five
or sex.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
In Auckland, most venues have last sittings for tables like
last time Chance to Book about eight thirty, and the
majority of Auckland's book tables between five thirty pm and
seven pm. The survey said they.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Want to be shutting at like ten ten thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
But also you want to go straight from work if
you're in the city already.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Yeah, I mean sometimes, I mean sex for me is good,
but we also get up early. Yesterday, our friends were
over when I got back from the airport, and at
four thirty I said, let's one, don't we just go
and or have dinner together at the tab or whatever.
And so we were eating dinner at five thirty and
they were that you guys would be like me and parents,

(01:25:47):
like parents of young kids us to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
When they eat or after they go to bed.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
Yees.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
So then you're talking seven thirty eight, and they were like,
oh yeah, I suppose I could cram a meal in now,
like they felt down. It's so early as well, but
between five starting early same because it we bit early,
so have a nice night. We just want to do
it all earlier. I say good on your Auckland for

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going going early. Five five thirty is not too early
for me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Well, if you enjoyed that, give us a rating and review,
and be sure to tell your mates you know what
I reckon. Your script reating is getting better. I give
it five stars, just like I give this podcast. I'm
telling my friends about your script rooting too. Thank you,
like I'm going to do about this podcast. Thank you
Vaughan and Hailey for that. Good boy zid ms fletch

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vaugh and Hailey