This Week in Shithead Tony

This week, we listen to two idiots pretending to have read up on a SCOTUS case. And because they are working with nothing and don't prepare for shit, they quickly devolve into conversation about how angry and scary a Black lady (who went to Harvard) is. 

This week, we hear from Tony Kinnett, a Ben Shapiro clone minus the charm and wit. He is quite possibly worse than Tony Katz, and I would know. We got xenophobia, homophobia, Trump-humping and a flaming asshole coming in hot. Good times!

This week, Tony has thoughts about voter fraud, the beauty of bombing Iran, why professors are pseudo-intellectuals, why Palestine doesn't exist, why Jennifer Welch could be hotter, and how Tony's fetish gets us a movie rec! Good times. 

This week, Hammer & Nigel return to tell us how great Lauren Boebert is, tell bad Chuck Norris jokes, argue which cartoon characters, The Bachelorettes, and journalists are the most fuckable, and give us a lesson in the pitfalls of toxic confidence. 

This week, we are back to Tony for a wild one. We learn about war, Tucker Carlson, why Europe wants us to have Greenland, COVID-19 was the fault of The Left, and courts are to be ignored. Good times. 

On this very special episode, we will learn the following: Wars are so funny, 20 year-old batting practice level comedic references are fresh and witty, Poison was awesome and had great lyrics, Kristi Noem is a piece of ass, Bruce Springsteen has always sucked, and Italians smell bad.

On this very special episode, we will learn the following: Wars are so funny, 20 year-old batting practice level comedic references are fresh and witty, Poison was awesome and had great lyrics, Kristi Noem is a piece of ass, Bruce Springsteen has always sucked, and Italians smell bad.

This week, Tony deems left-wing criticism un-American, Rashida Tlaib is a deplorable deportable, Jimmy Carter was a fuckin' wuss, the University of Michigan is an indoctrination center, and the Constitution means what Tony says it means. 

This week, Kash Patel is a bro's dude of a guy, Melania needs a sequel, Trump is so innocent and says so, the Left loves illegal voter/murderers, and Ilhan Omar is a meanie who uses raunchy, rude, crude, lewd, lascivious, indecent, profane, obscene, blue, off-color, risqué locker room language. 

This week, Tony sex on the brain for AOC, kids are fucking stupid, the Cato Institute helps Tony with a self-own, Trump is not corrupt, not in the Epstein files, and not trying to fuck with the midterms.

This week, we learn about my cat's cocaine problem, Tony wants to end public education, Israel would never harm a civilian, Trump's cabinet remains entirely credible, and jocks in the Winter Olympics need to shut up and dribble, luge, or ice dance. Also, Bad Bunny speaks Spanish!!! The nerve. 

This week, we learn Donald Trump is totally not in the Epstein files, Billie Eilish is a bad, naughty girl, RFK Jr. is thoughtful, and repealing all income taxes will somehow lead to better governance. Good times!

This week, Tony Katz finds the courage and empathy to blame a murder victim for being shot, we learn that codeswitching is fraud--you're a fraud, Black lady!, that lefties hate citizens, and did you know Obama's middle name is Hussein? Good times. 

This week, Tony defends another ICE murder, is still trying to make Greenland happen, believes something the President said, thinks DOGE should still be rocking, says students are being indoctrinated by their communist principals, and makes a Renee Good joke. It's as funny as you think. Stay classy, Tony! 

This week, Tony argues that blocking traffic is grounds for murder, liberals are just asking for it, The Hulk is an antisemite, Randy Fine is just fine, and that Tony hasn't seen a movie he's going to declare lefty propaganda. Good times!

This week, Tony Katz gets tickled by Elmo, oil we steal will pay down the national debt, ICE is defending democracy, the country has gone full femme, but Tony remains a sex panther lusted after by all his trolls. 

This week, we learn that journalism is anyone with a YouTube channel, war for oil is fine if it helps Tony Katz, liberal white boomer chicks are all violent communists, and that Minnesota means Venezuela is Somalia. 

This week, we spend most of the episode talking about a malignant narcissist's social media posting about the murder of a renowned artist said narcissist never met and who had no reason to comment on the artist's passing. 2025 in a nutshell. 

This week, we learn that Minnesota fuckin' sucks, hyphens fuckin' suck, Somalis are pirates, nobody cares about hate crimes, and KISS rocks all night and parties every day with the president.

(Skip ahead to 47th minute or so for a deep dive on KISS lyrics)