This Week in Shithead Tony

This week, Tony mansplains to us about the pesky Palestinians, pedo-protectin', point-pursuing Dems, Jerome Powell is dumb, The LEFT hates denim trousers, and that we all know Soros is behind the Russia hoax. Good times!

This week, we learn about some incredibly stupid takes Tony Katz has on education, segregation, and noted philanthropist Jeffrey Epstein. Also, for all the right reasons, we talk at length about ICP. Down with the clown til we in the ground!

Episode #25! Wowee. This week, we learn how uneducated Tony Katz is regarding the state of American education. We bring you a banger free of facts, evidence, or any other reason to believe Tony's dumb claims about schools, teachers, and unions. 

In this emergency episode, we learn from TK that Mamdani is a commie, AOC is a li'l Barbie girl, and NYC is a hotbed of Marxism, pee smells, and bad governance. Tony's solution? Pure misogyny! Good times!

This week, we learn that the media is the enemy of the people, a la Stalin/Hitler, "The Left" uses the courts to abuse our laws, Superman is too woke, and no cuts have ever been made to organizations like NOAA. Good times!

This week, we learn how good the Trump team is at truth-telling, how Stephen Colbert isn't funny, and how Zohran Mamdani is simply going to ruin everything in New York, the town Tony just loves, because Zohran is a commie/pinko/Muslim/bigot. Now THAT is funny! Take notes, Colbert!

This week, we celebrate turning 21 and hit the Torah to hear Tony justify Israel's continued assault on humanity, learn about how dumb the millions of protesters are, how The Left is so, so violent and is behind the Dobbs leak--because reasons! Tony never has good ones! Soundscapes incoming!!

This week, we learn about how much liberals hate you, that what-about-ism is what Democrats do, Tony don't yell, Karen Bass is an uggo, and the J6 rioters and traitors were really just on a museum tour. And Mel Brooks has "inspired" Tony Katz. Good times. 

This week, we learn about commies on the federal bench, Colorado doesn't have enough guns, Hozier needs to change the lyric to "take guns to church", Palestinians started it, nyah-nyah, and Harvard is a hive of Jew-hating America destroyers. 

This week, we learn about how to hunt Jewish people for sport, why we all need more guns, that all Marxists, not marksmen, are killers, and that your Christian children are being targeted by Hamas-lovin' rabid anti-Semites at colleges protesting the genocide in Gaza. Good times.  

This week, we learn we learn that Democrats are all liars, the media are Dems, so the media is all lies, except for Tony, natch. Also, the Left is all about the illegals, DOGE was wildly successful, and Tony weeps for the farmers of South Africa...good times!

This week, we learn J.D. Vance is a lefty, Ireland is woke, Democrats want to control how you pee, and that Paul Manafort was mistreated somehow. Also, Tony needs to get George Carlin out his mouth!

This week we learn about making deportations great again, judges are anti-democratic, lefties love cartels, all bad news for Trump is fake news, and that gender studies is a concept Tony has no concept of. 

This week, we hear Tony love on Stephen Miller, aka Pee Wee German, that due process is for me and not thee, protest against Israel is Hamas support, and we get a delightfully erroneous Civics lesson. Good times!

This week, we learn about drivel-sense, the need to declare war on Mexico, that Al-Jazeera IS Hamas, and that RFK Jr. is an ubermensch of reason and push-ups. Good times!

This week, we learn that Tony promotes a white supremacist author, that Jasmine Crockett leads The Left, there's no joy for a soy boy, union presidents are so, so basic, and the real reason for Obama's economic policies--Marx! Unclear if it's Karl or Groucho...

This week, we learn that AOC and "progressives" hate small Black kids, vaccinating children is stupid, Tony hates a paper he doesn't read, Auto-pen means all signings are invalid, unless by Trump, and professors are coddled little bitches who whine about feelings and smoke pipes the uncool way. Also, Tony learns the word sycophant, kinda...Good Times!

This week, we learn that liberals hate Black kids, Tony has preeshence (yes, I know, bear with the joke), men can't go to college because of the DEIers, and Trump is the height of masculine virility. Also, the army ain't woke no more and we have an idea for our first book!

This week, we learn it's the illegals with the measles, that it's not bigoted when you're "just asking questions", Tony's coming after the Epstein files--just in the nick of time--or ELSE, and that, of all people, convicted felon DJT is a man of his word. Good times!