Magnetar: We Own...Your Future

Magnetar: We Own...Your Future

magnetar / ˈmæɡnɪtɑː / noun a type of neutron star that has a very intense magnetic field, over 1000 times greater than that of a pulsar. Genre: Sci-Fi • Mystery • Dark Comedy • Audio Drama In a future where memory can be rewritten and truth comes in encrypted fragments, Magnetar follows the agents, analysts, and outliers working for a shadowy organization known only as The Company. Each episode peels back another layer of a vast, interlocking conspiracy involving artificial intelligence, cosmic phenomena, and the quiet terror of not knowing what’s real. Part mystery, part satire, Magnetar mixes sharp wit with speculative science—where bureaucrats debate black holes, androids suffer from existential dread, and cosmic anomalies are just another line item on the mission log. From the creators at Shoestring TV, Magnetar stars Eric Carlino as Agent Pot Roast and Michael Cunningham as Agent Beef Stew, along with an ensemble cast of misfits navigating surveillance, sanity, and the stars.

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February 24, 2025 32 mins

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Shoestring TV presents MAGNETAR – Day One: "Field Mice & Jumping Spiders"

High above the clouds, where sunlight dares not reach, two men are stationed at isolated observation posts—tasked with a mission they don’t understand, for a duration no one will define. Their only directive: observe and report on a seemingly abandoned cabin perched atop a remote mountain peak.

As the days blur into weeks, paranoia s...

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Shoestring TV presents MAGNETAR – Day Two: "Naturally Occurring Cows"

Agent Pot Roast recounts a recurring dream involving UFOs, little green men, and a surreal pasture filled with “naturally occurring cows”—livestock existing without fences, farmers, or interference. His bizarre vision sparks a deep (and darkly funny) conversation about humanity’s relationship with animals: Why do we cage some creatures whil...

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May 5, 2025 29 mins

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Shoestring TV presents - Magnetar – Day Three: "Fuzzy-Trace Theory"
Genre: Sci-Fi Mystery • Dark Comedy • Futuristic Thriller

In this mind-bending episode of Magnetar, the routine turns rogue when a space window cleaner working for a secretive megacorp, the Company. While scrubbing glass on high-risk orbital research stations, Agent Pot Roast encounters an anomaly that shatters the narrative he’s been fe...

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Episode Summary:

Agent Pot Roast is summoned to the surface—an unusual and unsettling event in itself. But what awaits him is far worse: an official inquiry known only as The Census. Following the bizarre incident involving "naturally occurring cows" and a lightning strike on the surveillance cabin, Pot Roast finds himself at the center of suspicion.

He expected a debrief.
 He got an interrogation.

As quest...

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July 2, 2025 25 mins

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As punishment for his recent "cows incident," Agent Pot Roast is exiled to the desolate outpost of Chora Beach—a place that sounds serene but hides a nightmare beneath the sand. Instead of soft waves and sunsets, Pot Roast finds an ocean of corrosive acid water and dunes crawling with unseen threats.

The once-bustling observation station is now abandoned and failing, its automated systems left...

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December 27, 2025 56 mins

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A ruthless Census interrogation cracks open the Company’s spotless façade—forcing Agent Beef Stew to explain missing “reports,” unexplained anomalies, and the one name he never wanted to say out loud: Welsh Rabbit.

On Chora Beach, Director Chapman scrambles a chaotic taskforce to hunt down Agent Pot Roast, Olivia, and Roger after Snail Station collapses and the trio vanishes into the jungle. But Pot Roast’s es...

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