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šļø The Johns Family Podcast: Matty's Pick
In this special episode, Matty revisits one of his all-time favorite shows from a couple of years ago. The family dives into hilarious and memorable moments, including Jack's trip to Bali, a quirky discussion about Buffalo Bill, and plenty of laugh-out-loud stories. It’s the perfect way to kick off your Friday, with new episodes starting next Friday!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, today, guys, it's mate John's here, the big boss Man,
the boss Man of the John's Family. And let you know,
next Friday, the John's Family Podcast kicks off again. You're
going to get it on the backstage feed. But that's
the backstage feed, right, look out for it till you've
got some new things coming this year, very very exciting.
But to get you in the mood, he's one of
(00:20):
my favorite episodes from a couple of years back. John's
Family Podcast for twenty twenty two, I want to say,
straight from the top, thank you for your support and
dedication to the podcast. I hope you've enjoyed it as
much as we do. We really love your feedback. And yeah,
we're going to be back for twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
To make sure.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So we're back for twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, yeah, well sorry, this is awkward, Jack, Sorry, we
three are right, okay, yes, deal, you've been replaced with
the old bloke. Next store, guys. Today's theme as holidays
because we get this final show, people are starting it
for the first time in a long time. People are
going to be able to travel over sers or go
(01:00):
away up the coast for their holidays. Catch up with
friends and family and loved ones can't pack. There we are,
We're starting to pack. We thank you. So the theme
holidays today, boys, you have been awake, been away already.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Like.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I went to Hamilton Island. That's right, Gold Coast to Byron.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, you're a funny dude. When you go on holidays,
you go with your mates, but you generally go to
honeymoon's places, like you which ones when you and Harry
Green of course went to Honeymoon's resort and Fuji together.
You went to honeymoon. Well when Hamilton Island, which is
very much honey.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
There's only two examples. If I do it again, then
you can spikee.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Me for bit, like if I go to Hayman.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
If I go to Hayman, I do want to go
to Haman actually, but I'm not going to go now out.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Of fear of daydream island.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Daydream, Yeah, lord, Howe Island. What's what's the rest overseas is?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What would you consider?
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Paris? A lot of Paris and City.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Of love Disneyland, remember thinking, I remember really young we
went there, were married. Yeah, remember the guy we drove
us into Disneyland and this guy sarcastile he goes, anyway,
welcome to Disneyland place in the world. Sure, it is.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
What I have been doing.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Actually, I've been listening to the old podcast during the week.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You wow.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Just I've been reflecting.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
How different a who's most improved?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I mean it was me and Dad have always been
pretty pretty good on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Trish load basea Trician.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Jack definitely started at a low bab Tricia's first episode she
barely spoke, like, barely talked in it around when she
didn't she projected, didn't really project her voice. Now it's
like we can't really get a shut up Jack had.
Jack's sense of humor hasn't changed really, but he's just
a bit more vocal now, which is good.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I'm more vocal.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, yeah, more vocal now than you were back then. No,
done a good job, but I was always It's always
a little kick to our listeners if you have, if
you haven't listened to the early episodes. We used to
do a song paye for the first couple of months
at the end of each episode, where I would play
guitar and Dad would sing. Trish would try to sort
(03:28):
of sing but then be shy. Yeah too, shy she'ld
we wouldn't do that.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Now, now we need to do a song and now
it's sing now I'm not afraid.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, let's finish. Well, let's finish with the holiday song,
Holiday Celebrate the John Lovetts version. Well we took a holiday.
Let's sell just one day at a time, Just one
day at a time. It'll be it'll be so cool. Nice, Sorry,
(04:00):
thank you, and Jack, where you've been You've already been away.
You went to Bali.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
BALI just have a testy pop there cover.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes, b A l I b A r l E.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Why I we had a good time boys trip and
then yeah, I don't know what else?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What else? Do you want me to say that?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Nothing? Mate? Did I? I just got to say this
two weeks ago I was just about the greatest game
of cricket I've ever seen, very cohlely India Pakistan. You
are you are an icon thirty five They need this
last two overs stepped up, very emotional specialless after the game.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You haven't stopped talking about it for two weeks. It's made,
it's it's phenomenal. Two weeks I called him in there
having a lamb shank to.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
A photo of very color the other day in his bedroom.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well I'm only human. Yeah, you're.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Tip sex for Fiji over Italy last week.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
We've got to mention it last week that you.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Mentioned in the previous week's podcast came up to win
fifteen thirteen.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Plus and Williami kick how to get two tries and
more done. So you're welcome people, no problem. People are
listening people as they introduce you with the theme being holidays.
If you were a tourist destination, Trish, which would you be?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
And why I'm going Morocco because it's definitely on the
next of my checklist. It's an eclectic mix of colors, fabrics, heritage,
tradition and architecture.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
A bit like me. I'm an eclectic mix. Nothing really
works ancient. But you know all that too.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Jacka with Mikinos cover because it might seem family friendly,
but when the sun goes down, it's quite sleazy.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
A gotcha.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, I was thinking the exact same things as well.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
No no, no, so yeah, exact same thing.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
When the sun goes down, you're sleezy.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Grass cutter.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Jack is probably the loose, sleazy person I've ever met
in this family.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I wish you guys knew what I.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Knew about this disgust and to speak of a human being.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Let's not destroy because we've all got our roles on
the podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I actually had Cesno.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I thought about country, They're beautiful. I had a thought
the other day. Nice for a funny business idea. I thought,
similar to like Hollywood with the celebrity bus tours, you
do it in Cesnock where they take you around. Might
go and see Gazingale's house and Herbie Pearson skaters drinker Yep,
I couldn't think of it.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Hang on, is Herbie a life still rest in.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
His old see his old house? Or go to his grave?
Everyone gets to poor a beer over thirty eight years?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Have a seance? Uncle Herbie?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Are there?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Herbie no more?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Is he actually your uncle?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah? He's a relation. Let's call him uncle.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
You know everyone you know?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I've gotbtha oh old ancient Warm represents the place where
people flocked the party. Guys, just go straight into the
theme here the best family holiday and why? And who
was the best man or woman on tour? Should we
let you lead off on this one?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Look?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
I just went quite simply with two thousand and four
Hawaii because It was our first successful holiday where we
didn't have to come home early, no one got sick. Yeah, holidays,
that was our first successful holidays.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Hawaii is a really easy place for families.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
To go withause we go, Me and Jack, Are you
remember that's when you saw the turtle you're on mat?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Remember I was five.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
It drove down and came up and the turtle took
a breath right near you.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I remember that. I looked around and don't I thought
that was in Hamilton Island.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
That was in Maui was Bay? No, it was in Maui.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, but they call upon Sorry, strike me wrong? What
I'm going through at the moment.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
What is the best on tour?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
As well?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
I'm going to say Jack, how Jack? Jack loves Hawaii?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
But he was seven. I can I share a story that.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I was enthusiastic about it.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
A couple of weeks I stayed at our great friends,
the Frizzells, and obviously they were up in Hawaii then
as well.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
No different too.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Okay, well, let me talk about this story. Anyway, we
went to Hawaii with them? Apparently, Well, I don't think
me and Jack did.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I think that we did to was where we met.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And yeah, referenced symposium and Dad was supposed to do
it was for the Titans. Dad was supposed to do
speaking like an m C. That's why they flew me
over there. They flew him over to do an MC
for one of their events, and apparently she said he
got really drunk.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
And passed out in the toilet and they couldn't.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Find him to be an MC, so somebody else just
had to go take over the role.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
That's fortunately.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
That was the introductory nights.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That was the first night and I had the opso host.
There was a panel talking rest stuff and remember just
getting there going I mean, I'm so blind, I'm just
going to gather the toilet, just have little doze and
wake up. Basically woke up two hours later. Missed the
whole thing.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Remember which Carney is it? When we went away to
family trip and Leam Pest and Liam Carney one night
and then he was just missing for like forty minutes,
and Brian goes, oh, he checked the bathroom stalls and
he was in there asleep, because he does it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
All the time, just goes disappearing. What about you cook?
What are you in? The best one we've had?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I had London when we went over to London as
a family, Mum and Jack one of my cherished childhood memories.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Mum and Jack with jet.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Leg they went to sleep, which usually is a sign
that it's going to be a great day. When those
two were sleeping and me, you and Bales went to
the Christmas Fair, Christmas Market, Christmas Market. There was roller coasters,
mold wine which you ended up went on the crazy
you whacking spinning roller coaster. Me, you and Phil and
(10:03):
you snack your muld wine under your shirts. You went
in and not realizing that it was about to start spinning,
you went to have a sip and I was in
between you and Phil, and both of your wines just spilled,
hot wine, spilling all over a ten year.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
About hot wine and stereo.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah, so that was good. That was a good trip.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Who was best?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
I had you down, father, I had you.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I thought you were very funny and you, you know,
gave me memories of old cherishiress.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What about Trisha? Wasn't she night me on that trip
in London? Remember? She was just she was jet lagged
and she was like, why are you all yet? Mate?
You just jet lagged? Why are you all carrying on?
We said, hey, we're not the ones carrying on here,
what are you? Jack Cobra.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
We spoke about this the other day. I chose the
that week or a few days, it was a while ago.
We went up to the matt Rogers, the Matte Rogers function.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, yes, yes, days I know.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
It was at what's that island?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yes, we're the Queensland cam Caloundra.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
No, it's Sanctuary Cove, yeah, right cove.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, And that was we're up there and it was
it was a really good time. It was a good atmosphere.
And then my man of the match was it was
Cobber for giving himself cover and monoxide poisoning.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
We almost got the wheel early.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And that was that was heavy.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That was that was really why were you getting like,
you know, those poor noodles and putting it into your mouth.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
They had had two two boats and luckily all the
young guys went on one bit, myself, Maddie Rodgers, Robbie
McEwan who just luckily he had just done Tour de France,
so he had a lot of red blood cells because
he atude. Greg Bird did not.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Say the man who fell overboard people.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
There was one young guy and he fainted first of all.
And he came through and we said, mate, do you
suffer epilepsy or anything? As no, next minute another one drops,
guy drops off the.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Back of the bat.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
He went in like an absolute night.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well just read Maddie Rodgers got a book out and
I didn't see this because I was off chops on
petrol films and yeah, well he said, he he said,
he went, he said. When he got to shore, he
just made Billy Cross, our friend. Billy Cross went up
and said, mate, how are you? And Maddie Rodgers said, mate,
(12:26):
I just started crying. He said, I realized how close
we were like someone. How they found us was that
we were going down one of the men made canals
they have there and someone rang and the police and
just said something is going on in.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
That boat and they noticed the unusual.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Someone noticed the ring. Yeah no, mate, it's funny because
he would have. Mate, this is a really serious story.
Your father and Lily passing away.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Stings touring in Australia.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Meet him at the airport. Chin him.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Now.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
The important thing with carbon monoxide poisoning is you must
go to hospital because you need oxygen because it multiplies,
it keeps multiplying in his killer. Yeah, it's so anyone
who's exposed to get to a hospital, you need oxygen
and you need to be monitored. Because Matt, because there
was a ball thing on that night, so he was there.
(13:25):
They took him off to hospital.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I woke up in hospital, had all the tubes on me,
and I said, I feel all right, So I just
took all the tubes out hitchhike back to.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You've always wanted to go to a ball haycover, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Did, and I was laying I was laying in the bed.
I went to feel a bit tired, and the ambo
is just come.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
To because I had to call the ambulance again and
say you have to take him. Yeah, and you were resistant.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
You didn't want to go. No, no, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
You're really painting me here, let's lift.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
You just don't listen. Sometimes you just need to listen
to me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Mate.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Sorry, we'd say discause I wanted to get rid of you.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Mine's the twenty fourteen tour we did. We started in
and went to La. It was interested. We went to La.
We went to get Trish, went shopping, and we went
to Universal Studios. I went You guys were on the
roller coasters. I went sat and had a beer and
a middle aged woman came and gave me a phone number.
That it was interesting anyway.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Shout out to Rosita Beth. Then it was then we
went to Vegas. First typical Vegas. Were there about four days.
First two days, best two days of my life. Next
to spend in bed. Then went to San Francisco, now
San Francisco. Cooper, your mate drinking, text me and said, hey,
(14:46):
Cooper told me once to beat your trip to San Francisco.
That you that you and your mum had gone to
one of two different places. Do you know what they were?
So yeah, bike riding the salsal Leda and then made
the teeth Bridge, the tiki bar in the Fairmont.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Yes, and that was nob Hill.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
That was. That was great. Then after that we went
to Chinatown's.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
They've got a really great Chinatown.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, they do. They went to the Rocker's Corner. Yes,
that was It was awesome night. And when they went
to New York, New York after that, and it was
by the way, I didn't do New York New York.
I just repeated myself, We're to New York and Christmas
day in New York was one of our greatest christs.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
It was pretty good, really.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Good, Trishia, we're going away pretty soon. And one of
the most heartbreaking things in this family is when we
go away. My dear, my best friend, Charlie, our dog.
As soon as Trisha pulls the bags out, as in
the suitcases is she's never far. As soon as we
(15:50):
pull suitcases out, mate, she just goes it drops and
gets the sad eyes. And so at the moment, what
I do. I lock herround of the room, pack, then
hide the suitcase, and then when she's not watching or
doing something else that's watching TV, I raced down and
put the bag in the in.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
The car, dadd Is, I was telling something about this
the other day.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You were very controlled by that dog.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
He took her for a walk the other.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Day, and he is under the impression that she is
only a good like sort of compliant walker if she's
walking from somewhere directly home. So Dad decided to drive
to Long Reef and then from there he drove. I mean,
he walked Charlie home, put her home, and then walked
back to Long Reef by himself.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I do it all.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
That's what he does drive hard.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
There's been time so she needed a good walk. So
when when Trisa has been away, I'll drive five k's away,
walk her, then turn around, have to walk the five
k's back and get the car.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
That's that's just he.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Really does love her.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
How does Charlie do she's heading in that direction?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Like she she knows you turn around, she leads, the
rest of when you're walking away from home, you're dragging her.
When you're walking home, she leads, what.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
If you just drive the car like one hundred meters
up the road away from home and then go from there,
so you have to walk about fifty.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
That would be an interesting what and walk from there?
So she doesn't whether she's.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Far end of the street, and that might be a
good dark and of the streets.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Interesting experiment. Matt, that in the office.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
You're telling me, you're telling me you didn't think to
go like at least two k's away rather than five
k's away and then go from there instead go the
whole five k's good point?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Does it does make sense because she she doesn't She
wouldn't geographically, or she would know there's we're in the
car and then up from there we're going home.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
She wouldn't geographically, well.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
It'd be interesting to see. I think she might because
she's a sniffer dog.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
She's she's let's be.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Honest, Joys, she just goes berserve no, but she's a spaniel,
so she will. I think she she might know which.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
She sniffs the house and two k's away.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yep, yeah, okay, now she's got she's just yeah. Let
me tell you, guys, don't underestimate this dog, isn't it right, Charlie,
she's listening. Look at the size of those ears, Tricia,
anything else this week really catch your attention?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Pretty pretty quiet, I've been on a lookout. But I've
been on a lookout. A friend of mine had two
big plants from her front veranda stolen this week.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah what type of plants were? They?
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Big beautiful expensive ones, and someone through the night has
gone and stolen two of them.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
It happens. It's a real thing. So I've been like
driving by place is really slow trying to recognize them.
But it reminded me, remember he knows what.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Hastack.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
I know they might put them around the back anyway.
Remember your mum and dad a few years ago had
their entire bucks hedge that was in the ground at
the front of their house stolen. Remember that someone came
in through the night dug up the entire hedge and
they loved that bloody hedge. They pruned. It was pruned
(19:12):
to within a you know, inch of its entire life.
And remember and they stole it. They end up finding out.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
It was the local ice makers as in meth so
they didn't.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
The not to mix that up with the local water
into icy.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Well, the other one is Jack Dad laid it on
the local ices when they stole his golf cart that
I bought it out him a super and they stole it.
So Dad went accused him and then they Dad woke
up the following day and there was a big ship
on the front of his car. Serious, yeah, he goes,
I reckon it was the icy So I said, I reckon.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
It was.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
ICs generally get Philly cranky their bows. Thanks mate, Okay,
best holiday, Trisha, not with the family.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Ah, I'm going my Michanos Croatia trip that you're still
going banging on about. And I'm not going to say
the Michanos bit of it. It was the Croatian bit
of it. I loved on a boat sailing. That was
just if you ever get it.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
To do you go Tonick finished Invnick.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
You either go from what's the other major town, Corkla. No, no,
the major town you go from Split to Dubrovnik, or
Dubrovnick to Split. We went to Brovnick to Split, to
Debrovnik to Hava. My favorite place was Corcula. Yes, it
was a great place.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
That's the birthplace of Marco Polo.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
I went to see his little place the game. Yeah, yeah,
that was a great trip.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I mean I was on a boat in beautiful waters
with wonderful companies.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
People contested to me, they went no, no, no. Marco Polo
was a Venetian. But now my dad, but we used
to always blew about it all the time. But what
I was is cortial Art was a Venetian outpost back
in those days.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I actually didn't know Marcapolo was a person. So that's
what the name the game is named after.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Was one of the world's greatest ever explorers. He actually
went to the far East right out firstly with his father,
went back and was actually befriended by the great Kubla Khan.
Spent a long time there. We'd go back and forward.
He was great, great friends, which was quite amazing. With
the Khan family, Kubla Khan and before that was Jiangus Khan.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Wasn't he bad?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Well, that's what side of the fence. Just sit on right, mate.
They were they were tough times. Everyone was very tribal.
So mate, if he was on your site, he was
one of the good guys. Marco Polo uh at you Jack,
I went, I.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Went with the barley trip just gone.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
It was a lot of fun. There's about six seven
of us and ten days, which is an appropriate amount
of time. I reckon if I if I ate any longer.
We were lost in marbles a little bit.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
For it was good.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
It was good fun, best on ground. I'm gonna go
with Bradman best. Bradman was very good. He's good quality,
took care of us.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
All these in facious tattoo going.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
I saw it today. I saw it today. It looks
it's fantastic. It's not infectious. It is very very well
done and zero complications with it. The hieroglyphs are looking phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Are good.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Have we had them interpreted?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Not yet? And then he's just good. He was very consistent.
The entire trip. You know how you get those people
that just keep turning up.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yea. Hopefully, hopefully can do the same with this football.
What about you, Cooper?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah, I had now although we did go, you guys
were there. I liked upon reflecting upon this trip, I
like to always think it was the first sort of
trip I sort of did on my own, even though
we traveled together Japan.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I had Japan.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Oh yeah, but you were off on your own.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I'm saying. We
were off on our own.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Men, Harry, so very very fun trip a couple of
young men over in Japan, you know, just experimenting and
discovering the world for ourselves.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
It's really cool.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Such a different culture we used to when I was younger,
when I just turned while I was able to drink myself.
Billy Peddon, Jamie Forbes and even Williamson, as four of
us used to just travel up the coast, beg Borrow
and Steel with no money and see how far we
could go. One year, nineteen ninety it was our crowning glory.
We I mean, first of all, we went to Port mcquarie.
(23:47):
We were threatened with arrest, twice because they caught us
two knights in roast leaving on the beach. Then we
went to Foster and we arrived in Foster and come
across a fellow Sasnokian who said, oh boys, I'm in
the carrier with mum and dad. We've got a fair
few spare beds if you want to stay. Oh mate,
thanks so much. So we go out for a night
at Foster Tongue Carrier Rassel and come back pretty inebriated.
(24:10):
Me and Jamie Forbes. Anyway, hash what what caravan is?
It went, oh, no, it's definitely this one here. So
we go and we lay down these beds. Anyway, I
just go, I think myself, is this be? You going? Check?
So I'm looking around and I'll pick up some prescription
medicine and I go, oh my god, Forbes, you're in
(24:30):
the wrong van. In the hey people sleep in the annex.
And then we finished it. We did New Year's Eve
at Sawtel Russel. The band called the Enormous Horns were playing.
It was one of my favorite all time, The enormous one.
That's not a play on words, by the way, And
(24:51):
there was a bad part that well it's a bad
part an awkward, awkward moment. So the caravan part was
pretty empty. And then Me, Billy, Forbes and Willow was
sitting there. Anyway, a bloke come up who was also
from Setina. Hey, boys, what are you doing. Oh, we're
just traveling around. We're staying at rix Van. Anyway, he's
(25:11):
sitting down, We're having a chat. Anyway, his mother comes
past and oh, Matthew, boys, how you is going? Oh hello,
how you doing? Yeah? How long you're staying for? Blah
blah blah. Anyway, she goes into the toilet and the
toilet block and everything is totally abandoned, silent, and she
starts pissing, and honestly, it was like farlap pissing. It
was just so loud, and Wes with his with his
(25:36):
with his son just staring at him, and we're just like,
from the rest of the trip, someone had mentioned his
name or her name when we go, oh, yeah, she
can piss, she can trish. Any big stories catch her
attention this.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Week, this one really interested me us. Today's show reported
a woman in her seventies who went to the ophthalmologist
complaining that she felt like she had something in her
eye he found twenty three disposable contact lenses stacked like
pancakes under her eye lid.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
What she'd been using them for the past thirty years?
Imagine yeah, so she's she's forgotten or thought she's taken
it out and hasn't and then put a new one
in and it's slipped up under the Imagine that, Oh,
I know it doesn't make your eyes water.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Similar thing happened with you too. Remember that my first
a going out, it was itchy and you went there
and there was thirty unused. There's thirty years condoms.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
What was itchy?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
What was itchyat? Not like not like the worst case
of thrush I ever had?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Okay, that was after my eye surgery.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
And so how do you go to your eyes down there?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Because you when you have eye surgery, you've got to
use antibody in steroid drops in your eyes before, during,
and after the surgery. And it got so bad that
there's a pharmacist, friend, Sam pap Andrea, thank you. I
walked into the pharmacist like this going Sam, Sam helped me.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
I got the worst case of thrush ever.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
In your eye?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Or so what did Sam do? Sam goes? Okay, I'll
just show you how to put this.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
No, no, no, he treated with probiotics. Actually that was
oral tablets. Yeah, because when you take antibodics it depletes
all you're good.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Well, there's a crea.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
There's a cream for a lot of girls used like
a there's like a syringe thing.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Yes, yes, I think it's a Caniston.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Great.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yes, is that as effective?
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Yes, that is as well, but obviously mine is so bad.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
It was the worst case female that.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It was the worst case of thrush. Well there seven
on educational podcasts, so people, if you have there and
you got thrush, just get in touch with it and
let us know how how it went. Sam, Sam Papin,
you're a bad man.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Honestly, I just didn't know it was that bad. I
didn't even care who knew. I just like, you've got
to help me.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
This is screaming painful.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
No, it's itchy. You know I can't be itchy.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh man, Charlie, get off that lap. Okay, we'll take
a quick break and back with Predicament of the week. Welcome,
Sorry guys, I had to listen to that. That was
just trish When I was trying to come back from
the break, just doing an excellent Madonna song. Number two
in the US, number two in the UK, number four
in Australia. Uh, predicament of the week time right out
(28:36):
people all is here. It's a holiday theme. I'm going
to give it tomorrow. You can hop on a plane
and travel to one of these places. Havana, Jamaica, New York, Marrakesh, Bali, Tokyo, Iceland, Paris, London,
Rio or Cardahanna.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
I'm going to Marrakesh, You're.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Going to Americash in Morocco.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Desperate to go to Morocco.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
So yes, I loved to go to southern Spain. Get
the ferry across to Tangier and across to America.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Love to I'm going to Paris, back to Peri, back
to Perai.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Do you remember Paris?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
I do, I remember, but I want to do it
for myself. I think it'd be good. There's a lot
of people over there at the moment. And my answer
is based off food. I'd love to go over there,
and you know, dine, splash and red wine.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Do you remember the fondue? I know, Jack was very
remember we went to the fondue place in was it
Saint Germain with Bryant was, yeah you Oh that was
when Jack discovered Fondu and he do love with it.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
All about the food, are you Jack?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Uh Copper? I want to go Rio because I've always
wanted to go to South America.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, well I'm going to Old Jack go there with you.
I'm going to go to Cardahana in Columbia. Let's see.
Amazing city sits on the Caribbean Sea. There, it's a
credible place.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
I also wanted to go to Argentina. Was that on
your list here?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It was not. I considered it.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
That is another place and ruled it out.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Boys Hasha week Ben Coops.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Mate, My week's been good.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I've just had a Halloween party actually, which was good
fun trick or treat treat. Yes, no, it was good fun.
Actually up at the Hanson's place in Newport dressed up.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Which was good.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
You go dressed up as I dressed up as an alien?
Oh did you Yeah, dressed up as a spaceman alien.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
We wouldn't have to try her out, space Man said.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Everybody looked back.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
We got the killers soon?
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Was the killers?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah? So that was good. Do you know what last
week on the.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Podcast we were talking about people dressing up as Jeffrey Darmer.
There was a man dressed up as Damba.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, wow, he was young fella freaking.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I went up to him and I just give him
a big sir. I did a disgrace, dis grace. Where
do you live with your family?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You were a disgusting slab. Okay, Hollywood saying what about you?
Jack o'lenton did the.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Cob Couber came over again. Yeah, Cooper came over again
this just week, just gone to visit me, my my roommate,
Dylan just got back and Cooper. Obviously he's a very
comfortable dude, but I'm a bit concerned about his nudity
because he enjoys getting nude. At one stage, me and
Dylan were watching a show on the television and Cooper
(31:29):
hailed us, and we looked back behind the lounge and
he was He threw his towel on the ground and
he had his penis tucked between his legs.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Oh, basically he learned that from that speaking.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
He learned it off Jamee Gum speaking of serial killers.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
He was singing that song that that Oh what's buffalo?
Bob was singing a buffalo bill In Science of the Lambs,
and then he was doing the dance he does in
the mirror.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
So that we spoke about jack Ass Forever last week.
That's one of the scenes in jack Ass Forever. For
no reason, he's got the old fellow.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
What's the song that he sings.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
It's like something horses.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You know the song?
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, it is something that creepy.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Going to beth wait, it's called Goodbye Horses? Can you
play something good?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Can we put can we put it on the back
end of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's a big farewell.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Good bye horses. Hey, can I ask you a quick question?
Without notice? I heard it.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I was going through social media that these people were
discussing who the most lovable person is in the world,
and I wanted to see, like, who's the most lovable
figure in the world? Who everybody that you'd struggle to
find someone who would hate them. I'll go first as
a little one, Quill O'Neill.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, I think he'd be very good.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I think Rod Stewart's one of them. I don't know
anyone that go I hate Rod Stewart.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, he's a good guy, but I think the young
generation ofday wouldn't really know a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
We're at this one an Australian Sam Pang.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I don't really like those Channel ten shows. Tell you
what shout rodge Stewart, Campbell Graham, who's just been playing,
just played last week for Australia, made his debut. Campbell's
at his parents' house has a soccer ball signed by
Rod Stewart that he's old man was given after being
front stage of one of his concerts and then falling
(33:36):
over the banner and knocking himself. One of the security
guys gave him a Rod Stewart sign ball.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Because when you get a Rod Stewart concert, he's a
massive Celtic fan, Celtic United. And he gets up and
when he does You're in my Heart. It's a song
dedicated to Celtic. He starts kicking soccer balls into the crowd.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
They signed, Yeah, yep. Did you have anyone for the one?
Speaker 7 (34:01):
I'm sorry, Livable one, anyone who I was going to say,
who's the guy that's in the matrix. I can't think
of his I'm going to say Keanu Reeves. I've heard
some pretty amazing stories about how kind and lovely.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
He is like a very very good human.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
It's a very good pictures.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I reckon before he passed, I would say Robin Williams.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
I think Will Ferrell. It's true as well, you.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Know, I love but prickly.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, nothing really doing these days.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
John c Riley Eastwood.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Oh no, he's an angry man. He's angry.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Wayne Anthony Griffin not so that's just a rugby lead people,
what we'll do?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Do you think the most likable player in the n rallies.
I'm going to say Yester that as well. He's a
beautiful boy.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Campbell Green, He's a beautiful man.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I should say.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Campbells pretty likable.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
I don't know him.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Cooper John's Jacka.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
I think Cooper John's is a.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Lovely Okay, this the Fox Josh.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I mean I would have said Brandon, but he's got
a few enemies out there.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Now he's just done. I know he's not just.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Because well that but like the whole interview thing that
he got a lot of just little things that now
he sort of you know, but I mean I would
say he's the most lovable.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Nika heinesled it.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I think you've nailed it.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Do you know what I think Fox has turned me on.
I'm becoming a bit of a Canterberry fan that him
being there, as well as now Cameron going there. I
like Cameron and remember that lovely fellow we met down
in Melbourne. Lovely, lovely young young man and he was
a young man, polite.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
That's where my head's game.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
And then Jack got hurt and he came over to me.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
He went on, is your player?
Speaker 6 (36:05):
No, he's just he's a man.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
He's from Sydney, he's moved to Melbourne for work and
he was a Canterbury fan and he was It's.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Got nothing to do with the Bulldogs, but he's.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
A Canterbury fan and that impacts me the fans.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
It was Phil Gold, lovely young man, young man. Okay,
we'll take a really quick break and we'll be back
with more. Welcome back to The John's Family Podcast, Holiday Edition.
Final one of the year Trish Best Holiday Song.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
I've got two.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
I've got Pharrell Williams Happy because it just does put
me in a good.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Mood and the other one for a.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Floating stop it floating her feel is Tina Arenas Sorrento
moon Ah.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Mate saw her Remember we went and watched her in.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Concert Australian Open.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
She was She does the best cover, one of the
best covers of all time on Cold Chisel's Cheap Wine.
She does awesome.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
She's still likes who did you know? Who? Did pass?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
An actress in America?
Speaker 5 (37:09):
The other day she got stabbed.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
I think it was with a knife to finish.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
That's just too good. We'll see you next year. Keep going, Jack,
your holiday.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Song, mate, I've gone with h.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
By the Beach Boys, one of the one of the
only hits not written by Brian Wilson. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I thought I was gonna go with some Lindsey Buckingham,
but I thought someone else might grab it, so I
went with.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
What was the Lindsay Buckingham one?
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Is that the one?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
That's the one? Coop?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
That?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Is it? Holiday road Coops from.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Vacation?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Jack said Platoon. That's actually a war movie, but not
a holiday You have interesting.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
I had Life as a Highway just gets me. It's
a good song to reflect and it's a good song
to travel to.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
It was his name is Cochran, Tom Cochrane. Great song
called the Big League.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Rascal Flats also do it as well that.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I've gone Oasis. This is a skull one Oasis to
do a song called Boneheads Bank Holiday.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
That's a good surprise, give me a tune, go On,
go on? You sing all the other times.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Don't you know? We should have studied in English that
one year. So it was. It was a bonus track
on What's the Story in Morning Glory? Typical Noel Gallagher
written song, great butt catchy. It's sort a bit of
piss take.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I said last week you were just a broken record,
and you just prove it to me every time. I
can almost just guarantee you're always going to pick one
of five bands when of you.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Okay, well, special notable mention too.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
He knows what he likes.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Off Off the sho off the Shine album. The second
song on the album called Holiday. I love how you
think we're going on harm.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
That is a good thing. But yeah, what about him thinking, okay,
I'll one up. You're here and you just fell straight
back into the stereotype.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Okay, we're at this one tism bit of feedback for us.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I do.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
Now you you spoke about sagging testicles a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I was talking about Cooper. I think it was a.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Predicament of the week.
Speaker 7 (39:35):
And you know, putting testicles into will Matt one of
our listeners, Matt used to play cricket with a fellow
whose trick was to pull out his testicles and put
them in a schooner glass and he could get them
to reach the bottom of the schooner glass.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Way, that's some sagging nuts.
Speaker 6 (39:56):
That some nuts.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
One bo play with one of the smallest but had
this huge scrotum. He used to stretch it out of
the back of the bottom of a pewter mug. Shout out.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Shane writes in Cooper's Right about dying if you stop
drinking alcohol suddenly. He says that's why the bottle shops
were classed as an essential service during COVID.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Ah, there you go, Dad, don't drink to stop drinking me.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Following on from you know how I was keeping you
posted on the WhatsApp scam, a friend was surprised when
she got a message from her son to send him
a WhatsApp message.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
The son is in preschool.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Oh really yeah wow.
Speaker 7 (40:39):
And lastly, anyone who hasn't watched the podcast on YouTube,
Millsy right, I've watched my first YouTube episode of the
podcast last week and I don't think I'll be able
to go back.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
He said.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
It really adds an awesome element to the listening experience.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Good Man, Millsy, you're a very Partty Mills.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (40:58):
Word gesticular man, testicular You're you use a lot of gestures, Matthew,
So I think that comes across.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
He's a gesticulate. Terrific fellow. Millsey, huge Regula League fan,
travels over.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
From New Zoo.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Different, different, Not Milsey, the bloke who was on slept
with Paris Hilton on Australia.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Island Robin one NBA Finals with.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Patrick Mills. Awesome, good, good to have you on board
as a listener, Paddy. And slow start of the year
but Brooklyn nets but mate, keep the dream alive. That's
the one funniest holiday with friends or family.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Jack Cobra, I've gone with when we were with the
Italian squad in twenty seven and we went and toured
in Innisfail for the first week.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Awesome town.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
We won our first trial match. Oh we didn't win it.
We just went really really okay in a game against
Tonga's pretty stack side.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
That's the Italian Way.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Then that night we we had a lot of fun.
We went to Rumors nightclub. Is it Rumors or Secrets,
I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I would just say, but it's.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
One of the listeners earlier in the year, corrected me, broke,
it's one of them too. And then we went to
the intersfil races the next day and got up on
the punt.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
It was.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
It was a magical trip. I met Jake cliff on
that day actually.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
And Paul Vorm was on that trip. He had a
barbecue that that night we did we.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Did to mate He's that good on the He's that
good on Snags Old Morning. And then yeah, it was.
It was a lot of fun. I don't know how
to explain it any further.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's good. It's good to mix business with pleasure.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
We are you true?
Speaker 6 (42:45):
I couldn't think of a lot because as an adult,
those funniest experiences I've usually been drinking and I forget.
But when I was younger and I traveled to Japan,
I got constipated because of the rice and the funny toilets,
and I just could.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
So saw Sam Peppen, I said, listen, Sam, I can't
share said, Okay, what you.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Do is so my friend that I was traveling with
was very concerned and went into a pharmacy and was
trying to explain they needed something for constipation and.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Ended up squatting in the.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
Middle of the pharmacy pointing to their bottom to get
the message across.
Speaker 6 (43:24):
Romantic she used to be.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
For the listeners out there, Truce used to be a
year six teacher. I wonder if any of her past
students listen to this podcast.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
They do, Holy sh yes, they do quite If you.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Loads actually at the wedding that were at the other day,
a girl came up.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
I didn't actually teach her. She was at the school.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Wasn't remember what are you coops?
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Well, funniest holiday story, that's what this question was not
fun as holiday.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Mine was.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Actually my mates were over in Berlin. I wasn't actually there,
but it's just my favorite story to tell, so I
want to tell it. Is aver in Berlin and one
of my young friends was about to treat himself like
an amusement park. He was quite intoxicated after a night out,
and he went back to his room obviously looking forward to,
you know, having a little bit of private time.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Shake your hands to the unemployed yeap.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
And he was was watching a certain video on his
phone in order to get him in the mood, and
unfortunately for him, he passed out and the boys walked
into his room while he was mid shank, hand and
penis still touching and video is still rolling on his
phone and the boys recorded him.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
And now the video still haunts him to this day.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Actually, that does remind me Coop of one of the
one of the boys on tour for Italy, a very
similar situation occurred. Not going to name names, but someone
may have walked into a bathroom where the heat was
blaring and the water was the horizon, and then pulled
the curtain back and started feeling one of the boys
(44:59):
having a lamb shank. And he didn't burst out in shock.
The shell was quite loud and he closes his eyes
while while shanking, so as the video has been playing
and he's open up the curtain. He was going for
about another five six seconds.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
Someone was in front of him.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
See Brown. He got to start in the Grand Final.
Now mine was it was a funny one. It could
have been a tragedy. Went to Hawaiian nine to ninety two.
Saint Creue Billy Forbesy and in Williamson. We went, which
we spoke about a little earlier. We went. It was
the final day we in Hawaii and we were just
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twenty one. We got on a boat, which was a
boat was was when you went out on the boat
out of waker Key. It was basically whatever the boat's
out at sea, it's all free drink. You know, the
boat breakdown. So we're just out there. I remember the
guy beyond the bus going. He goes, you want a
mild one or a wild one? We're going to we
want a wild one. Anyway, by the time we got
the shore, we were just absolutely blasted. So we go
(46:00):
back to the room, pack our bags, head to the
airport and where the taxi drivers having this argument with
the guy in the next car, and the guy's literally, mate,
this crazy guy, he's gonna ram us. So Forbes's drunk.
Forbes he goes, TEA, what I'll mate, next time we
get a red light, I'm want to jump out. I'll
give him a spray and he goes, mate, if you
do that, I'll give you free trip to the airport. Yep.
(46:22):
So sure enough we get a red light, Forsey, hops out,
goes up, says the bloke, mate, wind you winner down.
They start arguing and Forbesy just goes Bush punches the bloke.
The bloke falls down, picks up a baseball bat and
chops out and just starts wailing into Forbesy. We get
out and sort of get the guy off Forbesy, and
the guy hops in his car and just shoots off
(46:44):
down down the highway. The Meanwhile, the taxis done a
left hand long left because we're in America and it's
waiting for us, for me and I and Williamson. Where
you go across the road billion Forbesy, tanks still stand
in the medium strip. Heard this screech bloke does his utie.
It goes over the medium strip and goes fact that
I'm going back for these guys. And they're standing and
(47:05):
they see him coming and they're giving him the finger
and he just drives on the medium strip and literally
just hits them at full speed. Luckily, when he hits them,
they actually spray off either side, as opposed going over
the top of them. They're just laying unconscious. People come
from everywhere. I remember getting there. I've gone boys, boys,
(47:25):
and Billy just sort of shakes it off and comes through.
I said to you, right, mate, He goes, Struth, I
think I've been struck. So we've got on the mate,
We've got on the On the plane, we had to
stop over in Auckland. The boys could barely walk. And
then Mate, as we're in Auckland, the guy goes, hey, guys,
one of you blokes, there's a surfboard. Here's one of
(47:46):
you guys. Realized Forbes his surfboard goes, what did you mean?
I didn't get a surfboard that here? Mate, you got
it before he jumped on the plane. It was just yeah, mate,
the boys were very very lucky. Cooper, so much wrong
with that? Sorry, yeah, that's so much right as well, keeps.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
I seen a bloke at the races on the weekend
and he was This is just a little bit of
a tip to everyone if you're on the races, just
suit up, because I've seen a bloke he's just sitting
there and he was wearing like it was a collar,
but it was just a short sleeve collared shirt. If
you're going to go to the races, just suit up.
And while we're on the topic of fashion, Dad, what
(48:25):
is going on with that shirt you've been wearing.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
For the Oh, he's Hunter S Thompson shirt. That's that
was part of his outfit from the other day that
he got from the shop.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Honestly, you go to the op shop. Three bucks, bug,
it is a good shirt.
Speaker 6 (48:37):
Three bucks up another one to you.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Literally, couldn't pay me to wear that?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Well, I'm going to pay That's why.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
But I'm saying, if someone wants to pay me, hey,
wear this. I would not wear that.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Would not wear it. No, okay, well guess what. I'm
not going to ask you to wear it. And by the way,
what are you wearing? Have you just been to a
rock fight? It's a white dressed in the dark.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
It's a white T shirt.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
Yeah, they should not pressed.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I should look stupid, mate. Right up, guys, to finish with,
so that to him? Damn it? Mate? Do you always
have to be the protective Italian mother? Just please?
Speaker 6 (49:11):
Well you just watch your words, not stupid mate.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Careful you're talking to I run. It's called the Matti
John's podcast. Right right out to finish with, guys. Christmas
will be just around the corner. What's on your Christmas list? True?
Speaker 6 (49:27):
I just want everybody to be happy content. It's settled
and happy.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Okay, So with my wish, where you're gonna where you're
heading to? Christ?
Speaker 6 (49:36):
Who am I hanging with?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Jack?
Speaker 3 (49:42):
I've been looking at one of those garment sports watches
lately for training, and I think I might I'm looking
at looking at possibly grabbing one. Hint hint, But I didn't.
Speaker 6 (49:51):
Know by you an Apple watch?
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Which wearing it right now?
Speaker 6 (49:54):
But why don't you just take it back? Mate? It's yours.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
It's sinked in the mind now. It's very hard to answer.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Okay, gammon, sweet sounds good. We'll have a look at that.
How much does that? But thirty bucks?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Hopefully?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
What about you kids?
Speaker 5 (50:06):
You know what actually?
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Look I actually wrote down I just want everyone to
be happy as well, because I thought I was going
to be the bigger man and everyone would say things,
but Trisha actually took that role, so I'll step up
something else. I would love to sell my SUBI and
get a sports car.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
Sports car?
Speaker 3 (50:24):
What kind of sports.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
Maybe like an Audi an R mate.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
I've been saving my pennies and I'll contribute ten percent
towards it. If you guys want to contribute the rest
of it.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
We'll have a discussion about that a little bit later,
where you'll be over my lap and I'll be spaking
your ass. I'm going to go give out to the kittens.
How many I'm honey joking, gift out of kittens? Mate?
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Why used to give out?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I use the membership Pure belk Biller, Skateboard, Skinny Junes,
bin ten, singlet and sex pot. There you go, people,
it's a sex pot, our sexpot. Sorry, medicare yeah, yes
you can rerex and guys, has been a long year.
I'm going to say rest and relaxation. Guys, we want
(51:13):
you to get plenty of rest and relaxation. Thank you
so much for listening to the podcast through this year.
We really enjoy it. We really love the feedback you get.
People come up to us in street, trish you know,
we love the podcast. We really enjoy that. So if
you see us out on the street, come up, say hey, y'all,
we really do enjoy it. Have a great Christmas, look
(51:33):
after your families.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Travel safe and say hey y'all, y'all outcast or something, and.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Just guys, take it easy, look after yourselves and we'll
talk to you next year. Boys. Just say something nice
to the people.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Yep, mate, Thanks guys, just been it's been great having
you listen to us and enjoy Goodbye Horses by Buffalo Bill.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
We read to exit to it as well. Jack, you
got something to say as well.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah, thank you guys coming up. It's as a hard
year as a Newcastle Knights player. Thank you for coming
up and saying hello, and thank thank you for the
podcast this year and enjoy Goodbye Horses.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Well Jack, you know with the Knights. Don't worry mate,
the only way is up or hang on. The dolphins
were in okay anyway, Well mate, Trisia got a message
for the people.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
I've already said it. My few trouble says, look after
one another people.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
That's it. We're trying to wind this up somehow. We've
gone around the Cape of Good Hope. Have a great Christmas,
have a good break and enjoy Goodbye Horses by Jane
Garden
Yeah, today, guys, it's mate John's here, the big boss Man,
the boss Man of the John's Family. And let you know,
next Friday, the John's Family Podcast kicks off again. You're
going to get it on the backstage feed. But that's
the backstage feed, right, look out for it till you've
got some new things coming this year, very very exciting.
But to get you in the mood, he's one of
(00:20):
my favorite episodes from a couple of years back. John's
Family Podcast for twenty twenty two, I want to say,
straight from the top, thank you for your support and
dedication to the podcast. I hope you've enjoyed it as
much as we do. We really love your feedback. And yeah,
we're going to be back for twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
To make sure.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So we're back for twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, yeah, well sorry, this is awkward, Jack, Sorry, we
three are right, okay, yes, deal, you've been replaced with
the old bloke. Next store, guys. Today's theme as holidays
because we get this final show, people are starting it
for the first time in a long time. People are
going to be able to travel over sers or go
(01:00):
away up the coast for their holidays. Catch up with
friends and family and loved ones can't pack. There we are,
We're starting to pack. We thank you. So the theme
holidays today, boys, you have been awake, been away already.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Like.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I went to Hamilton Island. That's right, Gold Coast to Byron.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, you're a funny dude. When you go on holidays,
you go with your mates, but you generally go to
honeymoon's places, like you which ones when you and Harry
Green of course went to Honeymoon's resort and Fuji together.
You went to honeymoon. Well when Hamilton Island, which is
very much honey.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
There's only two examples. If I do it again, then
you can spikee.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Me for bit, like if I go to Hayman.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
If I go to Hayman, I do want to go
to Haman actually, but I'm not going to go now out.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Of fear of daydream island.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Daydream, Yeah, lord, Howe Island. What's what's the rest overseas is?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What would you consider?
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Paris? A lot of Paris and City.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Of love Disneyland, remember thinking, I remember really young we
went there, were married. Yeah, remember the guy we drove
us into Disneyland and this guy sarcastile he goes, anyway,
welcome to Disneyland place in the world. Sure, it is.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
What I have been doing.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Actually, I've been listening to the old podcast during the week.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You wow.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Just I've been reflecting.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
How different a who's most improved?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I mean it was me and Dad have always been
pretty pretty good on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Trish load basea Trician.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Jack definitely started at a low bab Tricia's first episode she
barely spoke, like, barely talked in it around when she
didn't she projected, didn't really project her voice. Now it's
like we can't really get a shut up Jack had.
Jack's sense of humor hasn't changed really, but he's just
a bit more vocal now, which is good.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I'm more vocal.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, yeah, more vocal now than you were back then. No,
done a good job, but I was always It's always
a little kick to our listeners if you have, if
you haven't listened to the early episodes. We used to
do a song paye for the first couple of months
at the end of each episode, where I would play
guitar and Dad would sing. Trish would try to sort
(03:28):
of sing but then be shy. Yeah too, shy she'ld
we wouldn't do that.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Now, now we need to do a song and now
it's sing now I'm not afraid.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, let's finish. Well, let's finish with the holiday song,
Holiday Celebrate the John Lovetts version. Well we took a holiday.
Let's sell just one day at a time, Just one
day at a time. It'll be it'll be so cool. Nice, Sorry,
(04:00):
thank you, and Jack, where you've been You've already been away.
You went to Bali.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
BALI just have a testy pop there cover.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes, b A l I b A r l E.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Why I we had a good time boys trip and
then yeah, I don't know what else?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What else? Do you want me to say that?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Nothing? Mate? Did I? I just got to say this
two weeks ago I was just about the greatest game
of cricket I've ever seen, very cohlely India Pakistan. You
are you are an icon thirty five They need this
last two overs stepped up, very emotional specialless after the game.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You haven't stopped talking about it for two weeks. It's made,
it's it's phenomenal. Two weeks I called him in there
having a lamb shank to.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
A photo of very color the other day in his bedroom.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well I'm only human. Yeah, you're.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Tip sex for Fiji over Italy last week.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
We've got to mention it last week that you.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Mentioned in the previous week's podcast came up to win
fifteen thirteen.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Plus and Williami kick how to get two tries and
more done. So you're welcome people, no problem. People are
listening people as they introduce you with the theme being holidays.
If you were a tourist destination, Trish, which would you be?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
And why I'm going Morocco because it's definitely on the
next of my checklist. It's an eclectic mix of colors, fabrics, heritage,
tradition and architecture.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
A bit like me. I'm an eclectic mix. Nothing really
works ancient. But you know all that too.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Jacka with Mikinos cover because it might seem family friendly,
but when the sun goes down, it's quite sleazy.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
A gotcha.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, I was thinking the exact same things as well.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
No no, no, so yeah, exact same thing.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
When the sun goes down, you're sleezy.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Grass cutter.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Jack is probably the loose, sleazy person I've ever met
in this family.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I wish you guys knew what I.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Knew about this disgust and to speak of a human being.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Let's not destroy because we've all got our roles on
the podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I actually had Cesno.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I thought about country, They're beautiful. I had a thought
the other day. Nice for a funny business idea. I thought,
similar to like Hollywood with the celebrity bus tours, you
do it in Cesnock where they take you around. Might
go and see Gazingale's house and Herbie Pearson skaters drinker Yep,
I couldn't think of it.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Hang on, is Herbie a life still rest in.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
His old see his old house? Or go to his grave?
Everyone gets to poor a beer over thirty eight years?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Have a seance? Uncle Herbie?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Are there?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Herbie no more?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Is he actually your uncle?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah? He's a relation. Let's call him uncle.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
You know everyone you know?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I've gotbtha oh old ancient Warm represents the place where
people flocked the party. Guys, just go straight into the
theme here the best family holiday and why? And who
was the best man or woman on tour? Should we
let you lead off on this one?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Look?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
I just went quite simply with two thousand and four
Hawaii because It was our first successful holiday where we
didn't have to come home early, no one got sick. Yeah, holidays,
that was our first successful holidays.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Hawaii is a really easy place for families.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
To go withause we go, Me and Jack, Are you
remember that's when you saw the turtle you're on mat?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Remember I was five.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
It drove down and came up and the turtle took
a breath right near you.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I remember that. I looked around and don't I thought
that was in Hamilton Island.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
That was in Maui was Bay? No, it was in Maui.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, but they call upon Sorry, strike me wrong? What
I'm going through at the moment.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
What is the best on tour?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
As well?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
I'm going to say Jack, how Jack? Jack loves Hawaii?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
But he was seven. I can I share a story that.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I was enthusiastic about it.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
A couple of weeks I stayed at our great friends,
the Frizzells, and obviously they were up in Hawaii then
as well.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
No different too.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Okay, well, let me talk about this story. Anyway, we
went to Hawaii with them? Apparently, Well, I don't think
me and Jack did.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I think that we did to was where we met.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And yeah, referenced symposium and Dad was supposed to do
it was for the Titans. Dad was supposed to do
speaking like an m C. That's why they flew me
over there. They flew him over to do an MC
for one of their events, and apparently she said he
got really drunk.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
And passed out in the toilet and they couldn't.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Find him to be an MC, so somebody else just
had to go take over the role.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
That's fortunately.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
That was the introductory nights.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That was the first night and I had the opso host.
There was a panel talking rest stuff and remember just
getting there going I mean, I'm so blind, I'm just
going to gather the toilet, just have little doze and
wake up. Basically woke up two hours later. Missed the
whole thing.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Remember which Carney is it? When we went away to
family trip and Leam Pest and Liam Carney one night
and then he was just missing for like forty minutes,
and Brian goes, oh, he checked the bathroom stalls and
he was in there asleep, because he does it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
All the time, just goes disappearing. What about you cook?
What are you in? The best one we've had?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I had London when we went over to London as
a family, Mum and Jack one of my cherished childhood memories.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Mum and Jack with jet.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Leg they went to sleep, which usually is a sign
that it's going to be a great day. When those
two were sleeping and me, you and Bales went to
the Christmas Fair, Christmas Market, Christmas Market. There was roller coasters,
mold wine which you ended up went on the crazy
you whacking spinning roller coaster. Me, you and Phil and
(10:03):
you snack your muld wine under your shirts. You went
in and not realizing that it was about to start spinning,
you went to have a sip and I was in
between you and Phil, and both of your wines just spilled,
hot wine, spilling all over a ten year.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
About hot wine and stereo.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah, so that was good. That was a good trip.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Who was best?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
I had you down, father, I had you.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I thought you were very funny and you, you know,
gave me memories of old cherishiress.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What about Trisha? Wasn't she night me on that trip
in London? Remember? She was just she was jet lagged
and she was like, why are you all yet? Mate?
You just jet lagged? Why are you all carrying on?
We said, hey, we're not the ones carrying on here,
what are you? Jack Cobra.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
We spoke about this the other day. I chose the
that week or a few days, it was a while ago.
We went up to the matt Rogers, the Matte Rogers function.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, yes, yes, days I know.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
It was at what's that island?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yes, we're the Queensland cam Caloundra.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
No, it's Sanctuary Cove, yeah, right cove.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, And that was we're up there and it was
it was a really good time. It was a good atmosphere.
And then my man of the match was it was
Cobber for giving himself cover and monoxide poisoning.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
We almost got the wheel early.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And that was that was heavy.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That was that was really why were you getting like,
you know, those poor noodles and putting it into your mouth.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
They had had two two boats and luckily all the
young guys went on one bit, myself, Maddie Rodgers, Robbie
McEwan who just luckily he had just done Tour de France,
so he had a lot of red blood cells because
he atude. Greg Bird did not.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Say the man who fell overboard people.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
There was one young guy and he fainted first of all.
And he came through and we said, mate, do you
suffer epilepsy or anything? As no, next minute another one drops,
guy drops off the.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Back of the bat.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
He went in like an absolute night.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well just read Maddie Rodgers got a book out and
I didn't see this because I was off chops on
petrol films and yeah, well he said, he he said,
he went, he said. When he got to shore, he
just made Billy Cross, our friend. Billy Cross went up
and said, mate, how are you? And Maddie Rodgers said, mate,
(12:26):
I just started crying. He said, I realized how close
we were like someone. How they found us was that
we were going down one of the men made canals
they have there and someone rang and the police and
just said something is going on in.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
That boat and they noticed the unusual.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Someone noticed the ring. Yeah no, mate, it's funny because
he would have. Mate, this is a really serious story.
Your father and Lily passing away.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Stings touring in Australia.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Meet him at the airport. Chin him.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Now.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
The important thing with carbon monoxide poisoning is you must
go to hospital because you need oxygen because it multiplies,
it keeps multiplying in his killer. Yeah, it's so anyone
who's exposed to get to a hospital, you need oxygen
and you need to be monitored. Because Matt, because there
was a ball thing on that night, so he was there.
(13:25):
They took him off to hospital.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I woke up in hospital, had all the tubes on me,
and I said, I feel all right, So I just
took all the tubes out hitchhike back to.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You've always wanted to go to a ball haycover, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Did, and I was laying I was laying in the bed.
I went to feel a bit tired, and the ambo
is just come.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
To because I had to call the ambulance again and
say you have to take him. Yeah, and you were resistant.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
You didn't want to go. No, no, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
You're really painting me here, let's lift.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
You just don't listen. Sometimes you just need to listen
to me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Mate.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Sorry, we'd say discause I wanted to get rid of you.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Mine's the twenty fourteen tour we did. We started in
and went to La. It was interested. We went to La.
We went to get Trish, went shopping, and we went
to Universal Studios. I went You guys were on the
roller coasters. I went sat and had a beer and
a middle aged woman came and gave me a phone number.
That it was interesting anyway.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Shout out to Rosita Beth. Then it was then we
went to Vegas. First typical Vegas. Were there about four days.
First two days, best two days of my life. Next
to spend in bed. Then went to San Francisco, now
San Francisco. Cooper, your mate drinking, text me and said, hey,
(14:46):
Cooper told me once to beat your trip to San Francisco.
That you that you and your mum had gone to
one of two different places. Do you know what they were?
So yeah, bike riding the salsal Leda and then made
the teeth Bridge, the tiki bar in the Fairmont.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Yes, and that was nob Hill.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
That was. That was great. Then after that we went
to Chinatown's.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
They've got a really great Chinatown.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, they do. They went to the Rocker's Corner. Yes,
that was It was awesome night. And when they went
to New York, New York after that, and it was
by the way, I didn't do New York New York.
I just repeated myself, We're to New York and Christmas
day in New York was one of our greatest christs.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
It was pretty good, really.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Good, Trishia, we're going away pretty soon. And one of
the most heartbreaking things in this family is when we
go away. My dear, my best friend, Charlie, our dog.
As soon as Trisha pulls the bags out, as in
the suitcases is she's never far. As soon as we
(15:50):
pull suitcases out, mate, she just goes it drops and
gets the sad eyes. And so at the moment, what
I do. I lock herround of the room, pack, then
hide the suitcase, and then when she's not watching or
doing something else that's watching TV, I raced down and
put the bag in the in.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
The car, dadd Is, I was telling something about this
the other day.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You were very controlled by that dog.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
He took her for a walk the other.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Day, and he is under the impression that she is
only a good like sort of compliant walker if she's
walking from somewhere directly home. So Dad decided to drive
to Long Reef and then from there he drove. I mean,
he walked Charlie home, put her home, and then walked
back to Long Reef by himself.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I do it all.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
That's what he does drive hard.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
There's been time so she needed a good walk. So
when when Trisa has been away, I'll drive five k's away,
walk her, then turn around, have to walk the five
k's back and get the car.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
That's that's just he.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Really does love her.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
How does Charlie do she's heading in that direction?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Like she she knows you turn around, she leads, the
rest of when you're walking away from home, you're dragging her.
When you're walking home, she leads, what.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
If you just drive the car like one hundred meters
up the road away from home and then go from there,
so you have to walk about fifty.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
That would be an interesting what and walk from there?
So she doesn't whether she's.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Far end of the street, and that might be a
good dark and of the streets.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Interesting experiment. Matt, that in the office.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
You're telling me, you're telling me you didn't think to
go like at least two k's away rather than five
k's away and then go from there instead go the
whole five k's good point?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Does it does make sense because she she doesn't She
wouldn't geographically, or she would know there's we're in the
car and then up from there we're going home.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
She wouldn't geographically, well.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
It'd be interesting to see. I think she might because
she's a sniffer dog.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
She's she's let's be.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Honest, Joys, she just goes berserve no, but she's a spaniel,
so she will. I think she she might know which.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
She sniffs the house and two k's away.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yep, yeah, okay, now she's got she's just yeah. Let
me tell you, guys, don't underestimate this dog, isn't it right, Charlie,
she's listening. Look at the size of those ears, Tricia,
anything else this week really catch your attention?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Pretty pretty quiet, I've been on a lookout. But I've
been on a lookout. A friend of mine had two
big plants from her front veranda stolen this week.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah what type of plants were? They?
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Big beautiful expensive ones, and someone through the night has
gone and stolen two of them.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
It happens. It's a real thing. So I've been like
driving by place is really slow trying to recognize them.
But it reminded me, remember he knows what.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Hastack.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
I know they might put them around the back anyway.
Remember your mum and dad a few years ago had
their entire bucks hedge that was in the ground at
the front of their house stolen. Remember that someone came
in through the night dug up the entire hedge and
they loved that bloody hedge. They pruned. It was pruned
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to within a you know, inch of its entire life.
And remember and they stole it. They end up finding out.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
It was the local ice makers as in meth so
they didn't.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
The not to mix that up with the local water
into icy.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Well, the other one is Jack Dad laid it on
the local ices when they stole his golf cart that
I bought it out him a super and they stole it.
So Dad went accused him and then they Dad woke
up the following day and there was a big ship
on the front of his car. Serious, yeah, he goes,
I reckon it was the icy So I said, I reckon.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
It was.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
ICs generally get Philly cranky their bows. Thanks mate, Okay,
best holiday, Trisha, not with the family.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Ah, I'm going my Michanos Croatia trip that you're still
going banging on about. And I'm not going to say
the Michanos bit of it. It was the Croatian bit
of it. I loved on a boat sailing. That was
just if you ever get it.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
To do you go Tonick finished Invnick.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
You either go from what's the other major town, Corkla. No, no,
the major town you go from Split to Dubrovnik, or
Dubrovnick to Split. We went to Brovnick to Split, to
Debrovnik to Hava. My favorite place was Corcula. Yes, it
was a great place.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
That's the birthplace of Marco Polo.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
I went to see his little place the game. Yeah, yeah,
that was a great trip.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I mean I was on a boat in beautiful waters
with wonderful companies.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
People contested to me, they went no, no, no. Marco Polo
was a Venetian. But now my dad, but we used
to always blew about it all the time. But what
I was is cortial Art was a Venetian outpost back
in those days.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I actually didn't know Marcapolo was a person. So that's
what the name the game is named after.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Was one of the world's greatest ever explorers. He actually
went to the far East right out firstly with his father,
went back and was actually befriended by the great Kubla Khan.
Spent a long time there. We'd go back and forward.
He was great, great friends, which was quite amazing. With
the Khan family, Kubla Khan and before that was Jiangus Khan.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Wasn't he bad?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Well, that's what side of the fence. Just sit on right, mate.
They were they were tough times. Everyone was very tribal.
So mate, if he was on your site, he was
one of the good guys. Marco Polo uh at you Jack,
I went, I.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Went with the barley trip just gone.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
It was a lot of fun. There's about six seven
of us and ten days, which is an appropriate amount
of time. I reckon if I if I ate any longer.
We were lost in marbles a little bit.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
For it was good.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
It was good fun, best on ground. I'm gonna go
with Bradman best. Bradman was very good. He's good quality,
took care of us.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
All these in facious tattoo going.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
I saw it today. I saw it today. It looks
it's fantastic. It's not infectious. It is very very well
done and zero complications with it. The hieroglyphs are looking phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Are good.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Have we had them interpreted?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Not yet? And then he's just good. He was very consistent.
The entire trip. You know how you get those people
that just keep turning up.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yea. Hopefully, hopefully can do the same with this football.
What about you, Cooper?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah, I had now although we did go, you guys
were there. I liked upon reflecting upon this trip, I
like to always think it was the first sort of
trip I sort of did on my own, even though
we traveled together Japan.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I had Japan.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Oh yeah, but you were off on your own.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I'm saying. We
were off on our own.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Men, Harry, so very very fun trip a couple of
young men over in Japan, you know, just experimenting and
discovering the world for ourselves.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
It's really cool.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Such a different culture we used to when I was younger,
when I just turned while I was able to drink myself.
Billy Peddon, Jamie Forbes and even Williamson, as four of
us used to just travel up the coast, beg Borrow
and Steel with no money and see how far we
could go. One year, nineteen ninety it was our crowning glory.
We I mean, first of all, we went to Port mcquarie.
(23:47):
We were threatened with arrest, twice because they caught us
two knights in roast leaving on the beach. Then we
went to Foster and we arrived in Foster and come
across a fellow Sasnokian who said, oh boys, I'm in
the carrier with mum and dad. We've got a fair
few spare beds if you want to stay. Oh mate,
thanks so much. So we go out for a night
at Foster Tongue Carrier Rassel and come back pretty inebriated.
(24:10):
Me and Jamie Forbes. Anyway, hash what what caravan is?
It went, oh, no, it's definitely this one here. So
we go and we lay down these beds. Anyway, I
just go, I think myself, is this be? You going? Check?
So I'm looking around and I'll pick up some prescription
medicine and I go, oh my god, Forbes, you're in
(24:30):
the wrong van. In the hey people sleep in the annex.
And then we finished it. We did New Year's Eve
at Sawtel Russel. The band called the Enormous Horns were playing.
It was one of my favorite all time, The enormous one.
That's not a play on words, by the way, And
(24:51):
there was a bad part that well it's a bad
part an awkward, awkward moment. So the caravan part was
pretty empty. And then Me, Billy, Forbes and Willow was
sitting there. Anyway, a bloke come up who was also
from Setina. Hey, boys, what are you doing. Oh, we're
just traveling around. We're staying at rix Van. Anyway, he's
(25:11):
sitting down, We're having a chat. Anyway, his mother comes
past and oh, Matthew, boys, how you is going? Oh hello,
how you doing? Yeah? How long you're staying for? Blah
blah blah. Anyway, she goes into the toilet and the
toilet block and everything is totally abandoned, silent, and she
starts pissing, and honestly, it was like farlap pissing. It
was just so loud, and Wes with his with his
(25:36):
with his son just staring at him, and we're just like,
from the rest of the trip, someone had mentioned his
name or her name when we go, oh, yeah, she
can piss, she can trish. Any big stories catch her
attention this.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Week, this one really interested me us. Today's show reported
a woman in her seventies who went to the ophthalmologist
complaining that she felt like she had something in her
eye he found twenty three disposable contact lenses stacked like
pancakes under her eye lid.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
What she'd been using them for the past thirty years?
Imagine yeah, so she's she's forgotten or thought she's taken
it out and hasn't and then put a new one
in and it's slipped up under the Imagine that, Oh,
I know it doesn't make your eyes water.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Similar thing happened with you too. Remember that my first
a going out, it was itchy and you went there
and there was thirty unused. There's thirty years condoms.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
What was itchy?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
What was itchyat? Not like not like the worst case
of thrush I ever had?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Okay, that was after my eye surgery.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
And so how do you go to your eyes down there?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Because you when you have eye surgery, you've got to
use antibody in steroid drops in your eyes before, during,
and after the surgery. And it got so bad that
there's a pharmacist, friend, Sam pap Andrea, thank you. I
walked into the pharmacist like this going Sam, Sam helped me.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
I got the worst case of thrush ever.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
In your eye?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Or so what did Sam do? Sam goes? Okay, I'll
just show you how to put this.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
No, no, no, he treated with probiotics. Actually that was
oral tablets. Yeah, because when you take antibodics it depletes
all you're good.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Well, there's a crea.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
There's a cream for a lot of girls used like
a there's like a syringe thing.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Yes, yes, I think it's a Caniston.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Great.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yes, is that as effective?
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Yes, that is as well, but obviously mine is so bad.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
It was the worst case female that.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It was the worst case of thrush. Well there seven
on educational podcasts, so people, if you have there and
you got thrush, just get in touch with it and
let us know how how it went. Sam, Sam Papin,
you're a bad man.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Honestly, I just didn't know it was that bad. I
didn't even care who knew. I just like, you've got
to help me.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
This is screaming painful.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
No, it's itchy. You know I can't be itchy.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh man, Charlie, get off that lap. Okay, we'll take
a quick break and back with Predicament of the week. Welcome,
Sorry guys, I had to listen to that. That was
just trish When I was trying to come back from
the break, just doing an excellent Madonna song. Number two
in the US, number two in the UK, number four
in Australia. Uh, predicament of the week time right out
(28:36):
people all is here. It's a holiday theme. I'm going
to give it tomorrow. You can hop on a plane
and travel to one of these places. Havana, Jamaica, New York, Marrakesh, Bali, Tokyo, Iceland, Paris, London,
Rio or Cardahanna.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
I'm going to Marrakesh, You're.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Going to Americash in Morocco.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Desperate to go to Morocco.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
So yes, I loved to go to southern Spain. Get
the ferry across to Tangier and across to America.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Love to I'm going to Paris, back to Peri, back
to Perai.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Do you remember Paris?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
I do, I remember, but I want to do it
for myself. I think it'd be good. There's a lot
of people over there at the moment. And my answer
is based off food. I'd love to go over there,
and you know, dine, splash and red wine.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Do you remember the fondue? I know, Jack was very
remember we went to the fondue place in was it
Saint Germain with Bryant was, yeah you Oh that was
when Jack discovered Fondu and he do love with it.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
All about the food, are you Jack?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Uh Copper? I want to go Rio because I've always
wanted to go to South America.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, well I'm going to Old Jack go there with you.
I'm going to go to Cardahana in Columbia. Let's see.
Amazing city sits on the Caribbean Sea. There, it's a
credible place.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
I also wanted to go to Argentina. Was that on
your list here?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It was not. I considered it.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
That is another place and ruled it out.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Boys Hasha week Ben Coops.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Mate, My week's been good.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I've just had a Halloween party actually, which was good
fun trick or treat treat. Yes, no, it was good fun.
Actually up at the Hanson's place in Newport dressed up.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Which was good.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
You go dressed up as I dressed up as an alien?
Oh did you Yeah, dressed up as a spaceman alien.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
We wouldn't have to try her out, space Man said.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Everybody looked back.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
We got the killers soon?
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Was the killers?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah? So that was good. Do you know what last
week on the.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Podcast we were talking about people dressing up as Jeffrey Darmer.
There was a man dressed up as Damba.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, wow, he was young fella freaking.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I went up to him and I just give him
a big sir. I did a disgrace, dis grace. Where
do you live with your family?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You were a disgusting slab. Okay, Hollywood saying what about you?
Jack o'lenton did the.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Cob Couber came over again. Yeah, Cooper came over again
this just week, just gone to visit me, my my roommate,
Dylan just got back and Cooper. Obviously he's a very
comfortable dude, but I'm a bit concerned about his nudity
because he enjoys getting nude. At one stage, me and
Dylan were watching a show on the television and Cooper
(31:29):
hailed us, and we looked back behind the lounge and
he was He threw his towel on the ground and
he had his penis tucked between his legs.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Oh, basically he learned that from that speaking.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
He learned it off Jamee Gum speaking of serial killers.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
He was singing that song that that Oh what's buffalo?
Bob was singing a buffalo bill In Science of the Lambs,
and then he was doing the dance he does in
the mirror.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
So that we spoke about jack Ass Forever last week.
That's one of the scenes in jack Ass Forever. For
no reason, he's got the old fellow.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
What's the song that he sings.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
It's like something horses.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You know the song?
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, it is something that creepy.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Going to beth wait, it's called Goodbye Horses? Can you
play something good?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Can we put can we put it on the back
end of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's a big farewell.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Good bye horses. Hey, can I ask you a quick question?
Without notice? I heard it.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I was going through social media that these people were
discussing who the most lovable person is in the world,
and I wanted to see, like, who's the most lovable
figure in the world? Who everybody that you'd struggle to
find someone who would hate them. I'll go first as
a little one, Quill O'Neill.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, I think he'd be very good.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I think Rod Stewart's one of them. I don't know
anyone that go I hate Rod Stewart.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, he's a good guy, but I think the young
generation ofday wouldn't really know a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
We're at this one an Australian Sam Pang.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I don't really like those Channel ten shows. Tell you
what shout rodge Stewart, Campbell Graham, who's just been playing,
just played last week for Australia, made his debut. Campbell's
at his parents' house has a soccer ball signed by
Rod Stewart that he's old man was given after being
front stage of one of his concerts and then falling
(33:36):
over the banner and knocking himself. One of the security
guys gave him a Rod Stewart sign ball.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Because when you get a Rod Stewart concert, he's a
massive Celtic fan, Celtic United. And he gets up and
when he does You're in my Heart. It's a song
dedicated to Celtic. He starts kicking soccer balls into the crowd.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
They signed, Yeah, yep. Did you have anyone for the one?
Speaker 7 (34:01):
I'm sorry, Livable one, anyone who I was going to say,
who's the guy that's in the matrix. I can't think
of his I'm going to say Keanu Reeves. I've heard
some pretty amazing stories about how kind and lovely.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
He is like a very very good human.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
It's a very good pictures.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I reckon before he passed, I would say Robin Williams.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
I think Will Ferrell. It's true as well, you.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Know, I love but prickly.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, nothing really doing these days.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
John c Riley Eastwood.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Oh no, he's an angry man. He's angry.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Wayne Anthony Griffin not so that's just a rugby lead people,
what we'll do?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Do you think the most likable player in the n rallies.
I'm going to say Yester that as well. He's a
beautiful boy.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Campbell Green, He's a beautiful man.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I should say.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Campbells pretty likable.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
I don't know him.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Cooper John's Jacka.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
I think Cooper John's is a.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Lovely Okay, this the Fox Josh.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I mean I would have said Brandon, but he's got
a few enemies out there.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Now he's just done. I know he's not just.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Because well that but like the whole interview thing that
he got a lot of just little things that now
he sort of you know, but I mean I would
say he's the most lovable.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Nika heinesled it.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I think you've nailed it.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Do you know what I think Fox has turned me on.
I'm becoming a bit of a Canterberry fan that him
being there, as well as now Cameron going there. I
like Cameron and remember that lovely fellow we met down
in Melbourne. Lovely, lovely young young man and he was
a young man, polite.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
That's where my head's game.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
And then Jack got hurt and he came over to me.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
He went on, is your player?
Speaker 6 (36:05):
No, he's just he's a man.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
He's from Sydney, he's moved to Melbourne for work and
he was a Canterbury fan and he was It's.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Got nothing to do with the Bulldogs, but he's.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
A Canterbury fan and that impacts me the fans.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
It was Phil Gold, lovely young man, young man. Okay,
we'll take a really quick break and we'll be back
with more. Welcome back to The John's Family Podcast, Holiday Edition.
Final one of the year Trish Best Holiday Song.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
I've got two.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
I've got Pharrell Williams Happy because it just does put
me in a good.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Mood and the other one for a.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Floating stop it floating her feel is Tina Arenas Sorrento
moon Ah.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Mate saw her Remember we went and watched her in.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Concert Australian Open.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
She was She does the best cover, one of the
best covers of all time on Cold Chisel's Cheap Wine.
She does awesome.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
She's still likes who did you know? Who? Did pass?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
An actress in America?
Speaker 5 (37:09):
The other day she got stabbed.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
I think it was with a knife to finish.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
That's just too good. We'll see you next year. Keep going, Jack,
your holiday.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Song, mate, I've gone with h.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
By the Beach Boys, one of the one of the
only hits not written by Brian Wilson. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I thought I was gonna go with some Lindsey Buckingham,
but I thought someone else might grab it, so I
went with.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
What was the Lindsay Buckingham one?
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Is that the one?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
That's the one? Coop?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
That?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Is it? Holiday road Coops from.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Vacation?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Jack said Platoon. That's actually a war movie, but not
a holiday You have interesting.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
I had Life as a Highway just gets me. It's
a good song to reflect and it's a good song
to travel to.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
It was his name is Cochran, Tom Cochrane. Great song
called the Big League.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Rascal Flats also do it as well that.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I've gone Oasis. This is a skull one Oasis to
do a song called Boneheads Bank Holiday.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
That's a good surprise, give me a tune, go On,
go on? You sing all the other times.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Don't you know? We should have studied in English that
one year. So it was. It was a bonus track
on What's the Story in Morning Glory? Typical Noel Gallagher
written song, great butt catchy. It's sort a bit of
piss take.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I said last week you were just a broken record,
and you just prove it to me every time. I
can almost just guarantee you're always going to pick one
of five bands when of you.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Okay, well, special notable mention too.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
He knows what he likes.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Off Off the sho off the Shine album. The second
song on the album called Holiday. I love how you
think we're going on harm.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
That is a good thing. But yeah, what about him thinking, okay,
I'll one up. You're here and you just fell straight
back into the stereotype.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Okay, we're at this one tism bit of feedback for us.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I do.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
Now you you spoke about sagging testicles a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I was talking about Cooper. I think it was a.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Predicament of the week.
Speaker 7 (39:35):
And you know, putting testicles into will Matt one of
our listeners, Matt used to play cricket with a fellow
whose trick was to pull out his testicles and put
them in a schooner glass and he could get them
to reach the bottom of the schooner glass.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Way, that's some sagging nuts.
Speaker 6 (39:56):
That some nuts.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
One bo play with one of the smallest but had
this huge scrotum. He used to stretch it out of
the back of the bottom of a pewter mug. Shout out.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Shane writes in Cooper's Right about dying if you stop
drinking alcohol suddenly. He says that's why the bottle shops
were classed as an essential service during COVID.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Ah, there you go, Dad, don't drink to stop drinking me.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Following on from you know how I was keeping you
posted on the WhatsApp scam, a friend was surprised when
she got a message from her son to send him
a WhatsApp message.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
The son is in preschool.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Oh really yeah wow.
Speaker 7 (40:39):
And lastly, anyone who hasn't watched the podcast on YouTube,
Millsy right, I've watched my first YouTube episode of the
podcast last week and I don't think I'll be able
to go back.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
He said.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
It really adds an awesome element to the listening experience.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Good Man, Millsy, you're a very Partty Mills.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (40:58):
Word gesticular man, testicular You're you use a lot of gestures, Matthew,
So I think that comes across.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
He's a gesticulate. Terrific fellow. Millsey, huge Regula League fan,
travels over.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
From New Zoo.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Different, different, Not Milsey, the bloke who was on slept
with Paris Hilton on Australia.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Island Robin one NBA Finals with.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Patrick Mills. Awesome, good, good to have you on board
as a listener, Paddy. And slow start of the year
but Brooklyn nets but mate, keep the dream alive. That's
the one funniest holiday with friends or family.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Jack Cobra, I've gone with when we were with the
Italian squad in twenty seven and we went and toured
in Innisfail for the first week.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Awesome town.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
We won our first trial match. Oh we didn't win it.
We just went really really okay in a game against
Tonga's pretty stack side.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
That's the Italian Way.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Then that night we we had a lot of fun.
We went to Rumors nightclub. Is it Rumors or Secrets,
I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I would just say, but it's.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
One of the listeners earlier in the year, corrected me, broke,
it's one of them too. And then we went to
the intersfil races the next day and got up on
the punt.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
It was.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
It was a magical trip. I met Jake cliff on
that day actually.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
And Paul Vorm was on that trip. He had a
barbecue that that night we did we.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Did to mate He's that good on the He's that
good on Snags Old Morning. And then yeah, it was.
It was a lot of fun. I don't know how
to explain it any further.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's good. It's good to mix business with pleasure.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
We are you true?
Speaker 6 (42:45):
I couldn't think of a lot because as an adult,
those funniest experiences I've usually been drinking and I forget.
But when I was younger and I traveled to Japan,
I got constipated because of the rice and the funny toilets,
and I just could.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
So saw Sam Peppen, I said, listen, Sam, I can't
share said, Okay, what you.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Do is so my friend that I was traveling with
was very concerned and went into a pharmacy and was
trying to explain they needed something for constipation and.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Ended up squatting in the.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
Middle of the pharmacy pointing to their bottom to get
the message across.
Speaker 6 (43:24):
Romantic she used to be.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
For the listeners out there, Truce used to be a
year six teacher. I wonder if any of her past
students listen to this podcast.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
They do, Holy sh yes, they do quite If you.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Loads actually at the wedding that were at the other day,
a girl came up.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
I didn't actually teach her. She was at the school.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Wasn't remember what are you coops?
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Well, funniest holiday story, that's what this question was not
fun as holiday.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Mine was.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Actually my mates were over in Berlin. I wasn't actually there,
but it's just my favorite story to tell, so I
want to tell it. Is aver in Berlin and one
of my young friends was about to treat himself like
an amusement park. He was quite intoxicated after a night out,
and he went back to his room obviously looking forward to,
you know, having a little bit of private time.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Shake your hands to the unemployed yeap.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
And he was was watching a certain video on his
phone in order to get him in the mood, and
unfortunately for him, he passed out and the boys walked
into his room while he was mid shank, hand and
penis still touching and video is still rolling on his
phone and the boys recorded him.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
And now the video still haunts him to this day.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Actually, that does remind me Coop of one of the
one of the boys on tour for Italy, a very
similar situation occurred. Not going to name names, but someone
may have walked into a bathroom where the heat was
blaring and the water was the horizon, and then pulled
the curtain back and started feeling one of the boys
(44:59):
having a lamb shank. And he didn't burst out in shock.
The shell was quite loud and he closes his eyes
while while shanking, so as the video has been playing
and he's open up the curtain. He was going for
about another five six seconds.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
Someone was in front of him.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
See Brown. He got to start in the Grand Final.
Now mine was it was a funny one. It could
have been a tragedy. Went to Hawaiian nine to ninety two.
Saint Creue Billy Forbesy and in Williamson. We went, which
we spoke about a little earlier. We went. It was
the final day we in Hawaii and we were just
(45:37):
twenty one. We got on a boat, which was a
boat was was when you went out on the boat
out of waker Key. It was basically whatever the boat's
out at sea, it's all free drink. You know, the
boat breakdown. So we're just out there. I remember the
guy beyond the bus going. He goes, you want a
mild one or a wild one? We're going to we
want a wild one. Anyway, by the time we got
the shore, we were just absolutely blasted. So we go
(46:00):
back to the room, pack our bags, head to the
airport and where the taxi drivers having this argument with
the guy in the next car, and the guy's literally, mate,
this crazy guy, he's gonna ram us. So Forbes's drunk.
Forbes he goes, TEA, what I'll mate, next time we
get a red light, I'm want to jump out. I'll
give him a spray and he goes, mate, if you
do that, I'll give you free trip to the airport. Yep.
(46:22):
So sure enough we get a red light, Forsey, hops out,
goes up, says the bloke, mate, wind you winner down.
They start arguing and Forbesy just goes Bush punches the bloke.
The bloke falls down, picks up a baseball bat and
chops out and just starts wailing into Forbesy. We get
out and sort of get the guy off Forbesy, and
the guy hops in his car and just shoots off
(46:44):
down down the highway. The Meanwhile, the taxis done a
left hand long left because we're in America and it's
waiting for us, for me and I and Williamson. Where
you go across the road billion Forbesy, tanks still stand
in the medium strip. Heard this screech bloke does his utie.
It goes over the medium strip and goes fact that
I'm going back for these guys. And they're standing and
(47:05):
they see him coming and they're giving him the finger
and he just drives on the medium strip and literally
just hits them at full speed. Luckily, when he hits them,
they actually spray off either side, as opposed going over
the top of them. They're just laying unconscious. People come
from everywhere. I remember getting there. I've gone boys, boys,
(47:25):
and Billy just sort of shakes it off and comes through.
I said to you, right, mate, He goes, Struth, I
think I've been struck. So we've got on the mate,
We've got on the On the plane, we had to
stop over in Auckland. The boys could barely walk. And
then Mate, as we're in Auckland, the guy goes, hey, guys,
one of you blokes, there's a surfboard. Here's one of
(47:46):
you guys. Realized Forbes his surfboard goes, what did you mean?
I didn't get a surfboard that here? Mate, you got
it before he jumped on the plane. It was just yeah, mate,
the boys were very very lucky. Cooper, so much wrong
with that? Sorry, yeah, that's so much right as well, keeps.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
I seen a bloke at the races on the weekend
and he was This is just a little bit of
a tip to everyone if you're on the races, just
suit up, because I've seen a bloke he's just sitting
there and he was wearing like it was a collar,
but it was just a short sleeve collared shirt. If
you're going to go to the races, just suit up.
And while we're on the topic of fashion, Dad, what
(48:25):
is going on with that shirt you've been wearing.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
For the Oh, he's Hunter S Thompson shirt. That's that
was part of his outfit from the other day that
he got from the shop.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Honestly, you go to the op shop. Three bucks, bug,
it is a good shirt.
Speaker 6 (48:37):
Three bucks up another one to you.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Literally, couldn't pay me to wear that?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Well, I'm going to pay That's why.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
But I'm saying, if someone wants to pay me, hey,
wear this. I would not wear that.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Would not wear it. No, okay, well guess what. I'm
not going to ask you to wear it. And by the way,
what are you wearing? Have you just been to a
rock fight? It's a white dressed in the dark.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
It's a white T shirt.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
Yeah, they should not pressed.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I should look stupid, mate. Right up, guys, to finish with,
so that to him? Damn it? Mate? Do you always
have to be the protective Italian mother? Just please?
Speaker 6 (49:11):
Well you just watch your words, not stupid mate.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Careful you're talking to I run. It's called the Matti
John's podcast. Right right out to finish with, guys. Christmas
will be just around the corner. What's on your Christmas list? True?
Speaker 6 (49:27):
I just want everybody to be happy content. It's settled
and happy.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Okay, So with my wish, where you're gonna where you're
heading to? Christ?
Speaker 6 (49:36):
Who am I hanging with?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Jack?
Speaker 3 (49:42):
I've been looking at one of those garment sports watches
lately for training, and I think I might I'm looking
at looking at possibly grabbing one. Hint hint, But I didn't.
Speaker 6 (49:51):
Know by you an Apple watch?
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Which wearing it right now?
Speaker 6 (49:54):
But why don't you just take it back? Mate? It's yours.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
It's sinked in the mind now. It's very hard to answer.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Okay, gammon, sweet sounds good. We'll have a look at that.
How much does that? But thirty bucks?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Hopefully?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
What about you kids?
Speaker 5 (50:06):
You know what actually?
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Look I actually wrote down I just want everyone to
be happy as well, because I thought I was going
to be the bigger man and everyone would say things,
but Trisha actually took that role, so I'll step up
something else. I would love to sell my SUBI and
get a sports car.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
Sports car?
Speaker 3 (50:24):
What kind of sports.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
Maybe like an Audi an R mate.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
I've been saving my pennies and I'll contribute ten percent
towards it. If you guys want to contribute the rest
of it.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
We'll have a discussion about that a little bit later,
where you'll be over my lap and I'll be spaking
your ass. I'm going to go give out to the kittens.
How many I'm honey joking, gift out of kittens? Mate?
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Why used to give out?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I use the membership Pure belk Biller, Skateboard, Skinny Junes,
bin ten, singlet and sex pot. There you go, people,
it's a sex pot, our sexpot. Sorry, medicare yeah, yes
you can rerex and guys, has been a long year.
I'm going to say rest and relaxation. Guys, we want
(51:13):
you to get plenty of rest and relaxation. Thank you
so much for listening to the podcast through this year.
We really enjoy it. We really love the feedback you get.
People come up to us in street, trish you know,
we love the podcast. We really enjoy that. So if
you see us out on the street, come up, say hey, y'all,
we really do enjoy it. Have a great Christmas, look
(51:33):
after your families.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Travel safe and say hey y'all, y'all outcast or something, and.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Just guys, take it easy, look after yourselves and we'll
talk to you next year. Boys. Just say something nice
to the people.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Yep, mate, Thanks guys, just been it's been great having
you listen to us and enjoy Goodbye Horses by Buffalo Bill.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
We read to exit to it as well. Jack, you
got something to say as well.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah, thank you guys coming up. It's as a hard
year as a Newcastle Knights player. Thank you for coming
up and saying hello, and thank thank you for the
podcast this year and enjoy Goodbye Horses.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Well Jack, you know with the Knights. Don't worry mate,
the only way is up or hang on. The dolphins
were in okay anyway, Well mate, Trisia got a message
for the people.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
I've already said it. My few trouble says, look after
one another people.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
That's it. We're trying to wind this up somehow. We've
gone around the Cape of Good Hope. Have a great Christmas,
have a good break and enjoy Goodbye Horses by Jane
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