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The people demanded it and we’re here to deliver - even more Dean and Rory pillow talk and lovemaking in our season five premiere! We’re asking the tough questions: how exactly would you get gummy bears into brownies? Do old money richie riches have Paul Blart Mall Cops guarding their mansions? And is the mystery of who chewed Taylor’s shoe the biggest enigma in true crime history? It sure ...

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Gilmore Girls: S4E22 - Raincoats and Recipes - PART 2

April 17, 2025 • 56 mins

We hope you are ready for a very confusing boner with PART DEUX of our “Raincoats and Recipes” coverage. Luke and Lorelai? Thrilling! Erotic! Jason? AN AFFRONT TO THE SENSES! Dean and Rory? Uh oh!!! Naked Kirk? A delight. Season four? Over and out.

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Gilmore Girls: S4E22 - Raincoats and Recipes - PART 1

April 9, 2025 • 71 mins

Grab a door and throw on your complementary robe for season four, episode 22 “Raincoats and Recipes.” The Dragonfly Inn and our legs are both OPEN FOR BUSINESS as Luke and Lorelai’s romance ascends to new heights. Nothing else could possibly happen in this episode, right? ...Right?

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SPECIAL REPORT - Sister Wives - Folie à deux

April 2, 2025 • 54 mins

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you our renewed thoughts on what's truly important in life: TLC Reality programming banger SISTER WIVES. We’ve said a lot and yet nothing at all so we had to go back to the scene of the crime for another Sister Wives Special Episode. Are we now Robin apologists? MAYBE. Would we still die for Janelle? OF COURSE. So grab some horrific decor, log on to...

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Gilmore Girls: S4E21 - Last Week Fights, This Week Tights - PART 2

March 26, 2025 • 63 mins

Tights? On. Fights? Imminent. With the exception of the 10 minute conversation at the top of the show about “cat” people and “dog” people, a few audio snafus and a perplexing about-face by Jess in the final quarter, we are all systems go on season 4 episode 21 “Last Week Fights, This Week Tights” PART 2.

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Gilmore Girls: S4E21 - Last Week Fights, This Week Tights - PART 1

March 19, 2025 • 51 mins

It’s the wedding-eth of the century-eth and your hosts are seated (eth) for season 4 episode 21 “Last Week Fights, This Week Tights” PART 1-eth. We’re loving Jess (???), meeting a new boy who will NOT matter, and contemplating a horse in your place of business. So RSYP to our episode and make a date with next week for part 2!

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Gilmore Girls: S4E20 - Luke Can See Her Face - PART 2

March 13, 2025 • 60 mins

Grab a paperback and head for the local strip club cause we’re mud wrestling our way through “Luke Can See Her Face” part deux. We are making a shocking and full throated defence of Jess plus talkin zucchini, self-help, and more. So RSVP your ears to our voices, won’t you?

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Gilmore Girls: S4E20 - Luke Can See Her Face - PART 1

March 6, 2025 • 47 mins

Close your eyes and think of Miss Patty cause we’re visualizing Gilmore Girls season 4 episode 20 “Luke Can See Her Face” - FART 1! We continue to wax poetical about the gorgeous voice notes y’all have been submitting and get caught up with coincidentally single Luke and Lorelai. So grab your cats, throw on a blue bathrobe, and pop the cassette tape of our podcast into the boombox of your h...

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Gilmore Girls: S4E16 - The Reigning Lorelai - PART 2

February 27, 2025 • 65 mins

What's that, you say? Can't get enough of Cousin Maryland and her whacky back-from-the-dead hijinx? Why, have we got a treat for you. We're tackling the tail end of S4E16 The Reigning Lorelai - we're monologuing in a PantieLand, we're smoking cigarettes indoors in our grief Kimono, and we're thanking Pennilynn Lott JUST for being Pennilynn Lott.

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Gilmore Girls: S4E16 - The Reigning Lorelai - PART 1

February 20, 2025 • 56 mins

Pass the championship belt because we are burying a crone and christening a new matriarch in season four, episode 16 “The Reigning Lorelai” - part one! Join your humble hosts as we stop yammering for once to listen to your mellifluous voice notes and pay our respects at the passing of TWO elderly rich women with preposterous nicknames. Sweetie and Trix? This one goes out to you!

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Gilmore Girls VS Dawson's Creek: The Brain Trust Confers

February 14, 2025 • 47 mins

Take a break from your regularly scheduled programming to compare and contrast our Boob Tube roster. Inside you there are two wolves, they are both WB shows, and we have a lot to say about all of it. Full episode and video on Patreon later this week!

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Gilmore Girls: S4E14 - The Incredible Sinking Lorelais - PART 2

February 5, 2025 • 55 mins

One little voice keeps calling me calling me in tonight's episode, season 4 episode 14, “The Incredible Sinking Lorelais” parte deux. Truth is, we love the huge boyfriend, Lane ultimately does need to go, its time to CUT! THAT! CLASS! for real for real, we kill Lorelai the First (mostly for fiscal reasons) and Jason the Partner (mostly for personal reasons). High ho silver, away!

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Gilmore Girls: S4E14 - The Incredible Sinking Lorelais - PART 1

January 29, 2025 • 56 mins

Paging the unsinkable Molly Brown cause we’re gonna need an assist for season four, episode 14 “The Incredible Sinking Lorelais” PART ONE. Phone tag rages, money runs short, and academic woes loom in this stressful little morsel but your hosts manfully self-sooth through it!

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Gilmore Girls: S4E7 - The Festival of Living Art - PART 2

January 22, 2025 • 52 mins

Raise the curtain and salute your shorts because we are hitting performance art paydirt in season 4, episode 7 “The Festival of Living Art” PART TWO. Join us for a master class in dramaturgy, elderly drummers, and tableau vivants.

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Gilmore Girls: S4E7 - The Festival of Living Art - PART 1

January 16, 2025 • 45 mins

Call us the Connecticut Arts Council cause we’re fully lezzed out for season 4, episode 7 “The Festival of Living Art” PART ONE. We’re going full Buff Otis on baby pagers, coupons, and more so strap in.

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Gilmore Girls: S4E2 - The Lorelais' First Day at Yale

January 8, 2025 • 79 mins

Rory finally made it to the Ivy League in today's epic, season 4 episode 2, The Lorelais' First Day at Yale, and we are ready to Big League Chew THE FAT about it all. Worried we won’t be decrying the college mattress realism for the second episode in a row? Never fear, we have receipts! Proof! Timelines! And we can’t wait to share every last second of it with you 😻

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Gilmore Girls: S4E1 - Ballrooms and Biscotti

January 1, 2025 • 75 mins

Happy New Year and Happy season 4! Your humble hosts are back in action, as well as your humble...er characters, Rory and Lorelai, fresh off the boat from their european adventures. In "Ballrooms and Biscotti", our heroines complain far less than we were prepared for, Zoe finds the Souvenir Obligation to be stressful, and we continue to speculate wildly on easily googable future p...

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Gilmore Girls: S3E22 - Those Are Strings, Pinocchio - PART 2

December 11, 2024 • 51 mins

If there’s anything your humbly hosties love it’s recording a whole ep tip to tail and definitely not losing half our audio and doing an emergency rerecord. And it is with that intrepid spirit that we wrap up season three and march bravely toward 2025, Yale, a new inn, and season four 🫡

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Gilmore Girls: S3E22 - Those Are Strings, Pinocchio - PART 1

November 20, 2024 • 57 mins

Get ready to reenact the NSYNC Bye Bye Bye music video cause this is season three, episode 22 “Those Are Strings, Pinocchio” PART 1. We marvel at what we’ve missed (WHY is Dean getting married??) and brace for what’s to come aka strategically deployed wolves and a graduation heard round the world!

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Gilmore Girls: S3E17 - A Tale of Poes and Fire, part 2

November 14, 2024 • 55 mins

Hold hands and stare into the ashes of our dreams with us in “A Tale of Poes and Fire” PART DEUX. So take to your bed like Paris in a moment of existential crisis and let us be the sock puppet theater you deserve.