November 26, 2024 • 22 mins
Ever wondered how a simple word like "avo" can lead you into the eccentric, delightful world of Australian slang? Join us as we switch into dad mode, embracing our inner comedians with a cheeky quiz that explores the linguistic gems of Down Under. From "bogan" to "booze bus" and the classic "drongo," we share laughs and insights into the colorful vernacular that keeps Aussies entertained. This episode promises a lighthearted journey, where the charm of Aussie expressions like "mad as a cut snake" and "chucking a sickie" takes center stage, offering both a linguistic adventure and a hearty chuckle.
But that's not all! We also tackle the generational chasm in slang, spicing things up with tales of keeping up with our kids’ ever-evolving lingo while secretly relishing every opportunity to embarrass them. Get ready for discussions that touch on everything from the relaxed use of the infamous 'c-word' to the unique gender dynamics in financial success. Whether it’s the booming world of OnlyFans or the joys and challenges of podcasting with the right creative partners, we blend humor and insight into the art of making and managing money in unconventional ways. This episode is sure to leave you entertained, informed, and perhaps inspired to spice up your vocabulary and your wallet.
Josh aka Bearded_Nova
I'm from Australia and am what you would call a father who games. I have 5 kids so not as much time to game as I used to. But I still game and stream when I can. So come join me on Twitch in chat as we chill out.
Business Inquiries: Bearded-n0va@aussiebb.com.au
Josh aka Moorph
I'm a US-based husband and father of two boys. I work full-time and have been a content creator since 2000. I'm a YouTube partner, Twitch and LiveSpace streamer who founded a content creation coaching company called Elev8d Media Group (elev8d.media). I'm a blogger, streamer, podcaster, and video-er(?).
Business Inquiries: josh@elev8d.media
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
turning off normal human male mode.
Switching to dad mode.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome in to dad mode with your hosts bearded
nova and morph so, yeah, going acouple weeks ago the episode
isn't out yet, one of the onesthat I have to put up when we
were going for phases like words, slang, etc.
But the kids, these days andyou had me guessing.
(00:30):
All right, just saying that,let's, let's.
How about I quiz you onaustralia instead?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
okay, oh yeah, let's do that, okay.
So yeah, yeah, I'm gonna, I'mgonna.
We already got the.
We're not here to fuck spiders,which is a stroke of genius.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, yeah.
So do we want words or slides?
We'll go both.
We'll go both, phases and words.
Okay, okay, we'll do a bit ofbit.
I'm going to try and pick some.
Oh, we'll do a bit ofeverything.
So an avo, what An avo.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It's a food avo, it's food yeah, it's food, eggs,
avocado oh yeah, getting intothis the best way to put it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Most words, if it ends with an o and I, it's
usually a shorter word of alonger word.
Okay, if you were to bail, youprobably got that one.
You had to bail on something,yep cancel plans leave yeah, a
bogan, a what a bogan type ofperson yeah, yeah a liar fake.
No, no, they're a like a redneck, like an australian redneck
(01:32):
, not sophisticated, I guessit's the best way to put it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay a booze, yeah a booze bus, like a drunk mobile
or something, basically yeahyeah.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So it's either a police vehicle that they chuck
you in when you're drunk, butsometimes people use booze bus,
when you hire a bus to transporta group of drunk people
somewhere like a party bus likea party bus too.
What else we're getting in here?
Rock your dead, drongo, drongo.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, don't be a drunk, would be a way of saying
it well, an a-hole, I don't afool I guess, that's the best
way to put it an idiot yeah so Ishould say that to my kids all
the time with that, and so theywouldn't even really feel
insulted because they won't knowwhat it means.
Well, you could.
I mean here's one.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't know if you've not in this list, but I
like to call my kidsdingleberries dingleberries,
yeah.
So do you know what dingleberry?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I've heard that yeah, I don't know what it is, but
I've heard it okay.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So dingleberry the sheep they're woolly, obviously.
Okay, yeah, they got wool.
You shave it off.
A dingleberry is the shit thatsticks and dangles at the back
of a.
Oh yeah, so it looks like,because it comes out.
Obviously it grabs onto thewool and that hangs there, so it
looks like little, like littleberries.
That's what dingleberry is.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Here I am my entire life thinking it was some kind
of berry.
Oh shit, but it's just shithanging from Liam's butt.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, basically, okay , basically, let's get into.
This site sucks New slang words.
You guys have got Karens.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Everyone has a karen in their life, don't they?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
yeah, yeah did.
Oddly enough, like josh, becamethe opposite of karen at one
stage.
But no, josh is the guy really.
They went like chad, I thinkhere no no, karen, I get what
the guy version is yeah, joshwas used for like the weirdos
that no girls want to ever date.
I think that was the one ohwell, actually accurate,
probably accurate.
(03:27):
There's some accuracy therethere's some, there's some great
accuracy there.
Okay, there's no, there's no.
This is there.
We need to 20 aussie phases.
You need to know I could be asmad as a cut snake as mad as a
cut yeah, I, I okay, you'reextraordinarily angry, I don't
know.
Yeah, it's like describingsomeone who's wild and out of
(03:49):
control, because that's what asnake would do if you cut it,
you know it gets out of control.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Charges like a wild bull.
Charges like a wild bull, yeah,like when you give your kids a
credit card and they go into astore, they have a wild bull.
Charges like a wild bull, yeah,my like, when you give your
kids a credit card and they gointo a store, they have a lot
similar.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, no, you ain't being warned about an angry like
shopkeeper.
Instead it's like commonly usedfor if you're going into a
business with high price tags orsomething like that.
Chucking a sickie.
What?
What?
Chucking a sickie?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
chucking a sickie.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, getting rid of a pervert, no, just taking a day
off sick.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah okay,all right, so there's there's a
lot of these.
It can be used in lots ofdifferent content, like in
situations.
It all kind of means the samecouldn't organize a piss up in a
brewery, couldn't organize afuck in a brothel, put it, yeah,
(04:47):
I mean like a similar somebodythat is incapable of doing
anything.
Basically, yeah right, yeah,yeah, yeah, he's, he's organized
a pisser in a brewery.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, okay, yeah, spitting the dummy.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't know, I can't even think of something it's a
better way to put it if I put itinto your words spitting the
pacifier.
So just be like throwing atantrum, so pacifier dummy is a
similar, similar word.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Going to the big smoke, going to the big smoke,
all right, so you're going to astart, a forest fire but I need
to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That just means going to like the city, a bigger city
than where you are.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Big smog, okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Smog, I guess, is a better way to put it Having a
yarn, having a yarn.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'm lying to someone.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No, that's just having a conversation, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
So we're having a yarn right now?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, we're having a yarn right now, basically Right.
Having a yarn right now,basically right, about pissing
in breweries and fucking spiders, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly a
few last ones.
Having a squiz, have it takinga piss close?
No, not really, it's not close,it's having a look good in your
eyes having a sticky banksimilar, similar one to having
(06:00):
it.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
The squiz is just you're having a look at
something closer yeah, then youshould, I should have, we should
do like an R-rated version ofthe episode.
I just come up with like reallydirty versions of what you're
saying Exactly Looks like adog's breakfast Vomit.
I don't know.
This looks bad.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, it looks bad.
Basically, you could say thatyour mate has a face that looks
like a dog's breakfast.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
This means that he's an ugly fucker.
So if I were to ever visitAustralia and I learned some of
these terms, would people likeit better?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
if I'm using some of these phrases.
No, no, I wouldn't give a fuck.
Oh, the one thing Australianslike to do more than anything
just fuck with people.
So it's very quick to just, anda group of Australians will
quite naturally take on the liesof other Australians around
them like it is their own lie infirst nature.
Yeah, and you won't even knowthat that person has just joined
(06:52):
the conversation later than youand is already more involved
and knows more about where thestory's going far before you do.
They're just good at taking thepiss, is the best way to put it
.
Last, saying that, I'll saytaking the piss, which is taking
a joke, which is taking a joke.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh, your video just froze.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh no, it's gone down .
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, it's fixed itself.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So taking the piss is just, yeah, joking okay, like
when I, when we say taking apiss, we're actually going to
take a piss yeah, you could saytaking a slash, you could say
taking a piss.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
it's all around the words and the moment that you
are, you know what I mean.
It all means the same.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm about to drop it a milliontimes here and I've done it
about the cunt of the world.
It can be used in so manydifferent ways and depending on
the contents, the word ahead ofit and how it's said depends on
how it's used.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
So I find that one pretty interesting because it's
almost taboo here in the us.
Yes, that word like if you saythat to a woman, you want,
you're saying I want to be dead,I want you to kill me, exactly,
and in yours it's just likeyou're calling your dog, your
kids, your, your neighbor, yourboss that word and it's like, oh
, whatever that word.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And it's like oh, whatever, that's a set, it's how
you use it.
There's still people that youprobably shouldn't say that to,
but it's how you use it, it'syeah.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
So Moose here in our chat has said they've thrown
someone's head through a coffeetable for calling her that word,
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Christ.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You're saying it to your mailbox.
I was on.
Oh my god, yeah, I'm notreading the last I'm not reading
that comment.
If you guys want to see thesecomments that I can't read,
you're gonna have to join thethe live stream sometime friday
nights, 8 pm, eastern time.
Yeah, which is what timeaustralian?
(08:41):
Nine, let's just say no because, like, we'll have daylight
savings and it's going to screweverything up and everything
that I know is about to go outthe window in terms of time, so
I don't know and, by the way,moose.
That is not a defense no that isnot a defense, definitely not.
By the way, didn't you justcall yourself a boring old mom?
(09:02):
Because that doesn't sound noneof that.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So I'm just saying so I've been using some of the
slangs.
Yeah, that we covered the otherweek that you were, you were
biting my me.
I actually the kids saidsomething.
The kids actually saidsomething and I'm like, oh, I
know this, yeah, I know this andI, I know this.
And I think I sent you ascreenshot of the conversation
the other day because I was likeI know what the riz is and I
was pumped.
(09:27):
The kids started quizzing me onwords and I started giving it
back and they're like no onereally says that anymore.
I'm like no, I just kept it up.
Anyway, the other day, mymiddle-aged daughter the middle
one she wanted to go somewherewith a friend and then there's
something going on with anotherchild.
A wife messaged me I've got allthese conversations happening
(09:47):
and the 12-year-old respondedlike said, oh, can I go to my
friend's house?
I said yeah, go for it.
And she said plus aura.
So I've already got this.
Yeah, plus aura.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh plus aura, oh plus aura.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, so I've got all these other confusing messages
and problems I'm trying tofucking sort with with the
family and she's responded withjust plus aura and I'm like
what's wrong?
What's going?
On I need to do the good job.
What's, what's, what's aura?
And she goes yeah, remember,and it took me a minute.
I'm like oh, that means I'mcool, I've done something
awesome.
It's just like yeah, I'm likeall right, don't worry, i'm'm
(10:18):
old Like that.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, I, I.
So I pick my.
When I pick my kid up fromschool, sometimes when he opens
the door if he has friendsanywhere in the vicinity, I'm
like hey, skip it, you know,because I know that's bad.
It's like shut up, you know, my, my, my existence, as the kids
get old enough to be embarrassed, is to embarrass them.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Exactly that's exactly what we were meant to do
.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's what I live for.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, no.
So I feel well that that Imanaged to live up to the hype
of knowing these cool words.
Yeah, my kids don't think I'mthat cool.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But by the time we, like you and I, start using them
, they're already old and dead.
Exactly like you and I startusing them.
They're already old and dead.
Exactly that's.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's a problem that's a problem, and it's the
same if, yeah, you know, thekids don't understand.
So we've gone through asituation where our I love this.
I'm gonna set up the story thefoghorn has.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah foghorn's his daughter, by the way, she's
she's.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
She's brought multiple cases for her phone
over time right and of drivingher to school with her friend
and she's got like a sticky backthing.
It's like like a ton of suctioncaps on the back of her phone
right and it's to stick ontoglass or whatever you can stick
your phone on things.
And I went that's cool and all,but she's stuck it on the back
(11:38):
of her phone without a case.
I'm like like that soundsstupid.
You're going to break yourphone.
Even her friend said why didn'tyou just stick it on a case?
Why stick it directly on thephone?
She breaks her phone.
Lo and behold, her phone getsbroken.
I think the day after ofeveryone saying she should be
using a phone case.
Obviously that is our fault,mine and my wife's fault for her
(12:00):
breaking her phone.
We're apparently the enemy.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
She's old enough, she's got her own job.
So we suggested that she goesto one of the many mobile shops
and just get the screen replaced, because you know it's $100.
It's not going to cost much.
We even offered to pay for itand she could pay us back when
she wanted to.
You know, just so she could gether phone up and going.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We had to persevere with her attitude for days about
her not having a phone and notdoing things, To make it even
more frustrating.
She has an iPhone.
She has an Apple Watch, whichshe brought in May with her own
money because she really neededan Apple Watch.
She doesn't wear it anymore soI've had to explain to if you
don't have a phone, you coulduse a watch.
(12:45):
You know?
I mean, you used to watch tocall, receive calls x.
You know something?
It's a screen at least.
You just need your phone on tobe able to use it.
She didn't do that.
If she did, she didn't sync thephone with the watch.
It never worked properly anyway.
It's just another thing thatshe was pissed off with us about
.
Eventually she turned aroundshe goes okay, I'm gonna buy
another phone.
We said, okay, that's all rightand she's saving for just
(13:08):
replacing the screen yeah, andshe's meant to be saving for a
car.
Okay, yep, and we we've.
We we offered to all our kidsthe.
The agreement is we will match,dollar for dollar, up to five
thousand dollars for their firstcar.
So if she saved five grand,we'll give her five grand.
She saves ten grand, we'll giveher five grand.
If she saves two grand, we'llgive her two grand.
(13:28):
Yeah, she's under a thousanddollars with under six months to
go.
So she really isn't isn'ttraveling well to someone who
can, actually she's not going tohave a car, so she's decided to
buy a 650 phone.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Okay, I'm getting frustrated on your yeah yeah,
yeah, we tried explaining.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Why do you need it?
Why does it?
You know I need to buy aniphone 13 or something like that
.
I'm like you don't need aniphone, you can just get any
phone, doesn't need to be.
I showed her like pixel 7 prosfor you know, 300 bucks new.
You know that's a.
That's a way better phone, it'sa great phone.
No, it has to be iphone.
So obviously it's a.
It's an image thing with thekids, yep, yep, yep.
(14:07):
She's got that.
Finally, her attitude changedinstantly where this is, but she
is now broke.
Just, I don't understand thelogic here.
I don't try I just I couldn'tunderstand why and she's like
I'm just gonna repair this isthe thing she's going to sell
her switch.
(14:28):
She doesn't want to switch,which isn't worth much because
she doesn't have a dock andother things for it, and she's
going to sell the watch becauseshe does the watch that she had
to have.
The watch that she had to haveand spend you know four or $500
on at the start of the year orin May, may.
Sorry, she had to have that, soshe wants to sell that, then
why do?
Why do you need an Apple?
This is where I'm hoping youcan help me here.
(14:49):
Why do you need an iPhone ifyou don't like, you're not in
the ecosystem, you're notheavily devoted, and she has a.
I brought her a Mac book forChristmas two years ago.
She hasn't even synced herphone with her Mac book.
Like, isn't that the point ofthe Apple ecosystem is to sync
it all together?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
She doesn't do that so bearded.
I is to sync it all together.
She doesn't.
Yeah, do that so bearded.
I'm gonna let you in on asecret.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, listening to kids are stupid?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
yes, they just are they because, like, as they grow
older, they learn a few littlethings and they think they know
everything, but really they knowshit.
Like as I get.
Every year I get older, I stilllearn new things about the way
life works.
Yeah, so to think that you knowit all at 13, 14, 15, 16?
No, the fuck, you don't no, no,it just.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It just had.
It just had me so frustrated,like the whole conversation
about saving money, saving money, saving money, you know, don't
waste your money.
You know, wait until you turn17 and you've got your car and
then you can go spend, you know,700 on 600 on a, on an
expensive watch.
Just put up with a cheap, justfine.
(16:00):
Just put up with a cheap phoneuntil then yeah, or you know
another alternative.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
You could follow the example of our friend musosa,
scientist, and perform somefinancial domination on people.
Just take their money.
You don't have to do anything,you have to touch them, you just
take their money.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well okay, talking about women making money, and I
know you and I have spoken abouthow successful streamers we
would be and we would flaunt oursexuality like no tomorrow,
like horribly horrible, and I'llsay that it's not.
It's not the smartest thing.
It's just me being me, as it'spersonally what I would do.
It's not saying that you shoulddo it or anyone else should do
it, but I saw that some twitterit was, I want to say some only
(16:44):
fans girl has worked for threeyears, saved, made 67 million
and is now retiring.
She's done.
She's closed.
Her only fans, three years, 67million.
She she popped up on my twittertoday and on her profile is
she's just trying to dostreaming regular gaming,
streaming twitch stream.
That's all she wants to do.
So she's made all this money.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Now she can just fuck around for the rest of her life
trying to become a twitchstreamer so like and beard, and
I have said this before and I'mnot, I'm not trying to
disrespect women, I'm sayingwhat I would call myself.
I would be a whore?
Oh, I don't, I don't, I don'thave any of this way.
I'm not calling anyone elsethat, I'm calling myself.
That.
That's what I would be.
Yeah, I would use men likethere's no tomorrow, because
(17:28):
they're so easy.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
They're so stupid.
They're so stupid.
But you know, dad, how many menwere helping this girl?
67 million in three years.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
That is insane.
Men what is?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
But she's not the only one.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You know what's funny ?
These are the same people thatcomplain about their taxes going
up by like 1%.
These are the same people thatcomplain about their taxes going
up by like 1%, and yet they'regiving $67 million over three
years to this person.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
But she's not the only one.
She's not the only one.
There's a few girls that havedone this Jumped on OnlyFans for
two, three years, made millionsand then closed their OnlyFans.
They've made enough money toretire and live the life they
want.
One girl is all about outdoorfishing and adventure and hiking
and doing that.
She made a ton of money doingOnlyFans, close that and now she
(18:20):
spends all her time recordingnatural videos about hiking and
walking and it's weird.
That's her passion.
But she used the other side,the other industry, to make some
money to fuel her passion.
But she used to use the otherside, the other industry that
makes some money, to fuel herpassion like I don't I don't
even know what that is but okay,what I'm assuming?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
you know what you, you can figure out what I can
guess I can guess what that isyeah, yeah yeah yeah, that's.
That's see, like men just yeah,yeah, yeah yeah, it doesn't
work the opposite way, thoughwe're so stupid and gullible.
It really works the oppositeway, though you find me, you
find me, it just does not.
(18:59):
It doesn't you know why?
Because women are smart.
Yeah, women are smart withmoney.
Men are not.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, yeah.
I don't see women just rockingup randomly as stream decks and
stupid shit like that.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
no, no, so of course they're not randomly giving men
on only fans hundreds andhundreds of dollars.
I'm sorry, we need a moment Ineed to brace myself for that
one yeah, so I'm just reactingto a comment I just read, which
again, I don't want to read this.
Maybe if we ever do like a dadmode after dark, we'll have
moose like on discord and justgoing nuts, no, no, nuts, no pun
(19:40):
intended.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
She is 100, the female reincarnation of my
friend sean.
Yes, those two could never makeit it, would it, it would.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
We'd just be like welcome to the show, moose, take
it away.
Yeah, like really, I meanthat's what those are.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Originally I wanted to do a gaming podcast called
dads anagram, now dads, whichwas dads after dark show, yeah,
yeah, but it just all the nameswere taken, so they kind of just
out the window.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Out the window there yep, by the way, did I ever tell
you that right before westarted this podcast, I was
about to start a podcast withsomebody else?
Yes, they had reached out to meon stream.
We had a discord call for likean hour or two to see if, like,
there was any kind of like, youknow whatever the word is.
But it's like, yeah, and thenwe're getting ready.
(20:34):
We came up with a name, he drewa logo and getting ready to do
it, and then he just disappearedthat's what I think, and every
now and then I hope that he seesthat dad mode still exists and
is going strong after a year andhe's like, oh I, I fucked up
well, that's that's.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I do remember that was that's what you were heading
towards.
And then, at the same time,yeah, you know we, we had
contemplated doing content butnever did.
And it's like how does thiswork?
And then it's like, actually itdoes work pretty easy.
We can make this work reallysimple.
It wasn't.
It wasn't too hard to make thishappen yes, thank you for the
word moose.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
See, that's what I said.
Moose said the word I waslooking for is chemistry and
like when I said men are dumband women are not.
That's there you go.
Yeah, I'll get work.
It's funny like I'll be in ameeting and female peer says
something brilliant and all themale leadership just ignores her
, and then I'll say somethingignorant and stupid, like that's
(21:32):
a great idea and I'm like shejust said something different,
but smarter.
Yeah, you know, you can't, it's, it's insane.
I I feel for you women outthere you've been listening to
dad mode.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
our passion is navigating this wild journey of
parenthood and modern life, frombalancing family time to
managing your career and stillsqueezing in some gaming and
content creation.
And no matter what the womensay, they will never be able to
pry the controller out of ourcold dead hands.
(22:10):
Anyway, we hope you enjoyed theshow.
If you did, find us on Twitter,tiktok and YouTube at
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Y'all be cool.
See you next time.
turning off normal human male mode.
Switching to dad mode.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome in to dad mode with your hosts bearded
nova and morph so, yeah, going acouple weeks ago the episode
isn't out yet, one of the onesthat I have to put up when we
were going for phases like words, slang, etc.
But the kids, these days andyou had me guessing.
(00:30):
All right, just saying that,let's, let's.
How about I quiz you onaustralia instead?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
okay, oh yeah, let's do that, okay.
So yeah, yeah, I'm gonna, I'mgonna.
We already got the.
We're not here to fuck spiders,which is a stroke of genius.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, yeah.
So do we want words or slides?
We'll go both.
We'll go both, phases and words.
Okay, okay, we'll do a bit ofbit.
I'm going to try and pick some.
Oh, we'll do a bit ofeverything.
So an avo, what An avo.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It's a food avo, it's food yeah, it's food, eggs,
avocado oh yeah, getting intothis the best way to put it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Most words, if it ends with an o and I, it's
usually a shorter word of alonger word.
Okay, if you were to bail, youprobably got that one.
You had to bail on something,yep cancel plans leave yeah, a
bogan, a what a bogan type ofperson yeah, yeah a liar fake.
No, no, they're a like a redneck, like an australian redneck
(01:32):
, not sophisticated, I guessit's the best way to put it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay a booze, yeah a booze bus, like a drunk mobile
or something, basically yeahyeah.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So it's either a police vehicle that they chuck
you in when you're drunk, butsometimes people use booze bus,
when you hire a bus to transporta group of drunk people
somewhere like a party bus likea party bus too.
What else we're getting in here?
Rock your dead, drongo, drongo.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, don't be a drunk, would be a way of saying
it well, an a-hole, I don't afool I guess, that's the best
way to put it an idiot yeah so Ishould say that to my kids all
the time with that, and so theywouldn't even really feel
insulted because they won't knowwhat it means.
Well, you could.
I mean here's one.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't know if you've not in this list, but I
like to call my kidsdingleberries dingleberries,
yeah.
So do you know what dingleberry?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I've heard that yeah, I don't know what it is, but
I've heard it okay.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So dingleberry the sheep they're woolly, obviously.
Okay, yeah, they got wool.
You shave it off.
A dingleberry is the shit thatsticks and dangles at the back
of a.
Oh yeah, so it looks like,because it comes out.
Obviously it grabs onto thewool and that hangs there, so it
looks like little, like littleberries.
That's what dingleberry is.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Here I am my entire life thinking it was some kind
of berry.
Oh shit, but it's just shithanging from Liam's butt.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, basically, okay , basically, let's get into.
This site sucks New slang words.
You guys have got Karens.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Everyone has a karen in their life, don't they?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
yeah, yeah did.
Oddly enough, like josh, becamethe opposite of karen at one
stage.
But no, josh is the guy really.
They went like chad, I thinkhere no no, karen, I get what
the guy version is yeah, joshwas used for like the weirdos
that no girls want to ever date.
I think that was the one ohwell, actually accurate,
probably accurate.
(03:27):
There's some accuracy therethere's some, there's some great
accuracy there.
Okay, there's no, there's no.
This is there.
We need to 20 aussie phases.
You need to know I could be asmad as a cut snake as mad as a
cut yeah, I, I okay, you'reextraordinarily angry, I don't
know.
Yeah, it's like describingsomeone who's wild and out of
(03:49):
control, because that's what asnake would do if you cut it,
you know it gets out of control.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Charges like a wild bull.
Charges like a wild bull, yeah,like when you give your kids a
credit card and they go into astore, they have a wild bull.
Charges like a wild bull, yeah,my like, when you give your
kids a credit card and they gointo a store, they have a lot
similar.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, no, you ain't being warned about an angry like
shopkeeper.
Instead it's like commonly usedfor if you're going into a
business with high price tags orsomething like that.
Chucking a sickie.
What?
What?
Chucking a sickie?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
chucking a sickie.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, getting rid of a pervert, no, just taking a day
off sick.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah okay,all right, so there's there's a
lot of these.
It can be used in lots ofdifferent content, like in
situations.
It all kind of means the samecouldn't organize a piss up in a
brewery, couldn't organize afuck in a brothel, put it, yeah,
(04:47):
I mean like a similar somebodythat is incapable of doing
anything.
Basically, yeah right, yeah,yeah, yeah, he's, he's organized
a pisser in a brewery.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, okay, yeah, spitting the dummy.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't know, I can't even think of something it's a
better way to put it if I put itinto your words spitting the
pacifier.
So just be like throwing atantrum, so pacifier dummy is a
similar, similar word.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Going to the big smoke, going to the big smoke,
all right, so you're going to astart, a forest fire but I need
to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That just means going to like the city, a bigger city
than where you are.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Big smog, okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Smog, I guess, is a better way to put it Having a
yarn, having a yarn.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'm lying to someone.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No, that's just having a conversation, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
So we're having a yarn right now?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, we're having a yarn right now, basically Right.
Having a yarn right now,basically right, about pissing
in breweries and fucking spiders, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly a
few last ones.
Having a squiz, have it takinga piss close?
No, not really, it's not close,it's having a look good in your
eyes having a sticky banksimilar, similar one to having
(06:00):
it.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
The squiz is just you're having a look at
something closer yeah, then youshould, I should have, we should
do like an R-rated version ofthe episode.
I just come up with like reallydirty versions of what you're
saying Exactly Looks like adog's breakfast Vomit.
I don't know.
This looks bad.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, it looks bad.
Basically, you could say thatyour mate has a face that looks
like a dog's breakfast.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
This means that he's an ugly fucker.
So if I were to ever visitAustralia and I learned some of
these terms, would people likeit better?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
if I'm using some of these phrases.
No, no, I wouldn't give a fuck.
Oh, the one thing Australianslike to do more than anything
just fuck with people.
So it's very quick to just, anda group of Australians will
quite naturally take on the liesof other Australians around
them like it is their own lie infirst nature.
Yeah, and you won't even knowthat that person has just joined
(06:52):
the conversation later than youand is already more involved
and knows more about where thestory's going far before you do.
They're just good at taking thepiss, is the best way to put it
.
Last, saying that, I'll saytaking the piss, which is taking
a joke, which is taking a joke.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh, your video just froze.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh no, it's gone down .
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, it's fixed itself.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So taking the piss is just, yeah, joking okay, like
when I, when we say taking apiss, we're actually going to
take a piss yeah, you could saytaking a slash, you could say
taking a piss.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
it's all around the words and the moment that you
are, you know what I mean.
It all means the same.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm about to drop it a milliontimes here and I've done it
about the cunt of the world.
It can be used in so manydifferent ways and depending on
the contents, the word ahead ofit and how it's said depends on
how it's used.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
So I find that one pretty interesting because it's
almost taboo here in the us.
Yes, that word like if you saythat to a woman, you want,
you're saying I want to be dead,I want you to kill me, exactly,
and in yours it's just likeyou're calling your dog, your
kids, your, your neighbor, yourboss that word and it's like, oh
, whatever that word.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And it's like oh, whatever, that's a set, it's how
you use it.
There's still people that youprobably shouldn't say that to,
but it's how you use it, it'syeah.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
So Moose here in our chat has said they've thrown
someone's head through a coffeetable for calling her that word,
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Christ.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You're saying it to your mailbox.
I was on.
Oh my god, yeah, I'm notreading the last I'm not reading
that comment.
If you guys want to see thesecomments that I can't read,
you're gonna have to join thethe live stream sometime friday
nights, 8 pm, eastern time.
Yeah, which is what timeaustralian?
(08:41):
Nine, let's just say no because, like, we'll have daylight
savings and it's going to screweverything up and everything
that I know is about to go outthe window in terms of time, so
I don't know and, by the way,moose.
That is not a defense no that isnot a defense, definitely not.
By the way, didn't you justcall yourself a boring old mom?
(09:02):
Because that doesn't sound noneof that.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So I'm just saying so I've been using some of the
slangs.
Yeah, that we covered the otherweek that you were, you were
biting my me.
I actually the kids saidsomething.
The kids actually saidsomething and I'm like, oh, I
know this, yeah, I know this andI, I know this.
And I think I sent you ascreenshot of the conversation
the other day because I was likeI know what the riz is and I
was pumped.
(09:27):
The kids started quizzing me onwords and I started giving it
back and they're like no onereally says that anymore.
I'm like no, I just kept it up.
Anyway, the other day, mymiddle-aged daughter the middle
one she wanted to go somewherewith a friend and then there's
something going on with anotherchild.
A wife messaged me I've got allthese conversations happening
(09:47):
and the 12-year-old respondedlike said, oh, can I go to my
friend's house?
I said yeah, go for it.
And she said plus aura.
So I've already got this.
Yeah, plus aura.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh plus aura, oh plus aura.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, so I've got all these other confusing messages
and problems I'm trying tofucking sort with with the
family and she's responded withjust plus aura and I'm like
what's wrong?
What's going?
On I need to do the good job.
What's, what's, what's aura?
And she goes yeah, remember,and it took me a minute.
I'm like oh, that means I'mcool, I've done something
awesome.
It's just like yeah, I'm likeall right, don't worry, i'm'm
(10:18):
old Like that.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, I, I.
So I pick my.
When I pick my kid up fromschool, sometimes when he opens
the door if he has friendsanywhere in the vicinity, I'm
like hey, skip it, you know,because I know that's bad.
It's like shut up, you know, my, my, my existence, as the kids
get old enough to be embarrassed, is to embarrass them.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Exactly that's exactly what we were meant to do
.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's what I live for.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, no.
So I feel well that that Imanaged to live up to the hype
of knowing these cool words.
Yeah, my kids don't think I'mthat cool.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But by the time we, like you and I, start using them
, they're already old and dead.
Exactly like you and I startusing them.
They're already old and dead.
Exactly that's.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's a problem that's a problem, and it's the
same if, yeah, you know, thekids don't understand.
So we've gone through asituation where our I love this.
I'm gonna set up the story thefoghorn has.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah foghorn's his daughter, by the way, she's
she's.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
She's brought multiple cases for her phone
over time right and of drivingher to school with her friend
and she's got like a sticky backthing.
It's like like a ton of suctioncaps on the back of her phone
right and it's to stick ontoglass or whatever you can stick
your phone on things.
And I went that's cool and all,but she's stuck it on the back
(11:38):
of her phone without a case.
I'm like like that soundsstupid.
You're going to break yourphone.
Even her friend said why didn'tyou just stick it on a case?
Why stick it directly on thephone?
She breaks her phone.
Lo and behold, her phone getsbroken.
I think the day after ofeveryone saying she should be
using a phone case.
Obviously that is our fault,mine and my wife's fault for her
(12:00):
breaking her phone.
We're apparently the enemy.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
She's old enough, she's got her own job.
So we suggested that she goesto one of the many mobile shops
and just get the screen replaced, because you know it's $100.
It's not going to cost much.
We even offered to pay for itand she could pay us back when
she wanted to.
You know, just so she could gether phone up and going.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We had to persevere with her attitude for days about
her not having a phone and notdoing things, To make it even
more frustrating.
She has an iPhone.
She has an Apple Watch, whichshe brought in May with her own
money because she really neededan Apple Watch.
She doesn't wear it anymore soI've had to explain to if you
don't have a phone, you coulduse a watch.
(12:45):
You know?
I mean, you used to watch tocall, receive calls x.
You know something?
It's a screen at least.
You just need your phone on tobe able to use it.
She didn't do that.
If she did, she didn't sync thephone with the watch.
It never worked properly anyway.
It's just another thing thatshe was pissed off with us about
.
Eventually she turned aroundshe goes okay, I'm gonna buy
another phone.
We said, okay, that's all rightand she's saving for just
(13:08):
replacing the screen yeah, andshe's meant to be saving for a
car.
Okay, yep, and we we've.
We we offered to all our kidsthe.
The agreement is we will match,dollar for dollar, up to five
thousand dollars for their firstcar.
So if she saved five grand,we'll give her five grand.
She saves ten grand, we'll giveher five grand.
If she saves two grand, we'llgive her two grand.
(13:28):
Yeah, she's under a thousanddollars with under six months to
go.
So she really isn't isn'ttraveling well to someone who
can, actually she's not going tohave a car, so she's decided to
buy a 650 phone.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Okay, I'm getting frustrated on your yeah yeah,
yeah, we tried explaining.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Why do you need it?
Why does it?
You know I need to buy aniphone 13 or something like that
.
I'm like you don't need aniphone, you can just get any
phone, doesn't need to be.
I showed her like pixel 7 prosfor you know, 300 bucks new.
You know that's a.
That's a way better phone, it'sa great phone.
No, it has to be iphone.
So obviously it's a.
It's an image thing with thekids, yep, yep, yep.
(14:07):
She's got that.
Finally, her attitude changedinstantly where this is, but she
is now broke.
Just, I don't understand thelogic here.
I don't try I just I couldn'tunderstand why and she's like
I'm just gonna repair this isthe thing she's going to sell
her switch.
(14:28):
She doesn't want to switch,which isn't worth much because
she doesn't have a dock andother things for it, and she's
going to sell the watch becauseshe does the watch that she had
to have.
The watch that she had to haveand spend you know four or $500
on at the start of the year orin May, may.
Sorry, she had to have that, soshe wants to sell that, then
why do?
Why do you need an Apple?
This is where I'm hoping youcan help me here.
(14:49):
Why do you need an iPhone ifyou don't like, you're not in
the ecosystem, you're notheavily devoted, and she has a.
I brought her a Mac book forChristmas two years ago.
She hasn't even synced herphone with her Mac book.
Like, isn't that the point ofthe Apple ecosystem is to sync
it all together?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
She doesn't do that so bearded.
I is to sync it all together.
She doesn't.
Yeah, do that so bearded.
I'm gonna let you in on asecret.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, listening to kids are stupid?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
yes, they just are they because, like, as they grow
older, they learn a few littlethings and they think they know
everything, but really they knowshit.
Like as I get.
Every year I get older, I stilllearn new things about the way
life works.
Yeah, so to think that you knowit all at 13, 14, 15, 16?
No, the fuck, you don't no, no,it just.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It just had.
It just had me so frustrated,like the whole conversation
about saving money, saving money, saving money, you know, don't
waste your money.
You know, wait until you turn17 and you've got your car and
then you can go spend, you know,700 on 600 on a, on an
expensive watch.
Just put up with a cheap, justfine.
(16:00):
Just put up with a cheap phoneuntil then yeah, or you know
another alternative.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
You could follow the example of our friend musosa,
scientist, and perform somefinancial domination on people.
Just take their money.
You don't have to do anything,you have to touch them, you just
take their money.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well okay, talking about women making money, and I
know you and I have spoken abouthow successful streamers we
would be and we would flaunt oursexuality like no tomorrow,
like horribly horrible, and I'llsay that it's not.
It's not the smartest thing.
It's just me being me, as it'spersonally what I would do.
It's not saying that you shoulddo it or anyone else should do
it, but I saw that some twitterit was, I want to say some only
(16:44):
fans girl has worked for threeyears, saved, made 67 million
and is now retiring.
She's done.
She's closed.
Her only fans, three years, 67million.
She she popped up on my twittertoday and on her profile is
she's just trying to dostreaming regular gaming,
streaming twitch stream.
That's all she wants to do.
So she's made all this money.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Now she can just fuck around for the rest of her life
trying to become a twitchstreamer so like and beard, and
I have said this before and I'mnot, I'm not trying to
disrespect women, I'm sayingwhat I would call myself.
I would be a whore?
Oh, I don't, I don't, I don'thave any of this way.
I'm not calling anyone elsethat, I'm calling myself.
That.
That's what I would be.
Yeah, I would use men likethere's no tomorrow, because
(17:28):
they're so easy.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
They're so stupid.
They're so stupid.
But you know, dad, how many menwere helping this girl?
67 million in three years.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
That is insane.
Men what is?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
But she's not the only one.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You know what's funny ?
These are the same people thatcomplain about their taxes going
up by like 1%.
These are the same people thatcomplain about their taxes going
up by like 1%, and yet they'regiving $67 million over three
years to this person.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
But she's not the only one.
She's not the only one.
There's a few girls that havedone this Jumped on OnlyFans for
two, three years, made millionsand then closed their OnlyFans.
They've made enough money toretire and live the life they
want.
One girl is all about outdoorfishing and adventure and hiking
and doing that.
She made a ton of money doingOnlyFans, close that and now she
(18:20):
spends all her time recordingnatural videos about hiking and
walking and it's weird.
That's her passion.
But she used the other side,the other industry, to make some
money to fuel her passion.
But she used to use the otherside, the other industry that
makes some money, to fuel herpassion like I don't I don't
even know what that is but okay,what I'm assuming?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
you know what you, you can figure out what I can
guess I can guess what that isyeah, yeah yeah yeah, that's.
That's see, like men just yeah,yeah, yeah yeah, it doesn't
work the opposite way, thoughwe're so stupid and gullible.
It really works the oppositeway, though you find me, you
find me, it just does not.
(18:59):
It doesn't you know why?
Because women are smart.
Yeah, women are smart withmoney.
Men are not.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, yeah.
I don't see women just rockingup randomly as stream decks and
stupid shit like that.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
no, no, so of course they're not randomly giving men
on only fans hundreds andhundreds of dollars.
I'm sorry, we need a moment Ineed to brace myself for that
one yeah, so I'm just reactingto a comment I just read, which
again, I don't want to read this.
Maybe if we ever do like a dadmode after dark, we'll have
moose like on discord and justgoing nuts, no, no, nuts, no pun
(19:40):
intended.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
She is 100, the female reincarnation of my
friend sean.
Yes, those two could never makeit it, would it, it would.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
We'd just be like welcome to the show, moose, take
it away.
Yeah, like really, I meanthat's what those are.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Originally I wanted to do a gaming podcast called
dads anagram, now dads, whichwas dads after dark show, yeah,
yeah, but it just all the nameswere taken, so they kind of just
out the window.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Out the window there yep, by the way, did I ever tell
you that right before westarted this podcast, I was
about to start a podcast withsomebody else?
Yes, they had reached out to meon stream.
We had a discord call for likean hour or two to see if, like,
there was any kind of like, youknow whatever the word is.
But it's like, yeah, and thenwe're getting ready.
(20:34):
We came up with a name, he drewa logo and getting ready to do
it, and then he just disappearedthat's what I think, and every
now and then I hope that he seesthat dad mode still exists and
is going strong after a year andhe's like, oh I, I fucked up
well, that's that's.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I do remember that was that's what you were heading
towards.
And then, at the same time,yeah, you know we, we had
contemplated doing content butnever did.
And it's like how does thiswork?
And then it's like, actually itdoes work pretty easy.
We can make this work reallysimple.
It wasn't.
It wasn't too hard to make thishappen yes, thank you for the
word moose.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
See, that's what I said.
Moose said the word I waslooking for is chemistry and
like when I said men are dumband women are not.
That's there you go.
Yeah, I'll get work.
It's funny like I'll be in ameeting and female peer says
something brilliant and all themale leadership just ignores her
, and then I'll say somethingignorant and stupid, like that's
(21:32):
a great idea and I'm like shejust said something different,
but smarter.
Yeah, you know, you can't, it's, it's insane.
I I feel for you women outthere you've been listening to
dad mode.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
our passion is navigating this wild journey of
parenthood and modern life, frombalancing family time to
managing your career and stillsqueezing in some gaming and
content creation.
And no matter what the womensay, they will never be able to
pry the controller out of ourcold dead hands.
(22:10):
Anyway, we hope you enjoyed theshow.
If you did, find us on Twitter,tiktok and YouTube at
DadModePodcast and we can befound on every podcast site at
DadModePodcast.
Y'all be cool.
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