April 11, 2025 • 6 mins
Raw, witty, and occasionally startling, this conversation dives headfirst into the messy contradictions of modern romance. Two voices (including one that speaks through silent suggestion and implication) dance through flirtatious banter while unpacking profound truths about human connection in an age of digital distortion.
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Emerson Dameron (00:12):
What kind of girls do you like?
I think you're lying.
Yeah, I don't see how anyonecould not be into girls sexually
.
Have you seen women?
Have you spent time with them?
Have you smelled women?
Oh my god, if you go to therapyand take it seriously, tweeze
your eyebrows, wear clothes thatfit 10% more effort you'll be
ahead of 90% of dudes out there.
(00:32):
That's what divorcees andsingle guys oh.
I love porn as much as anyone.
I get some good ideas.
I don't confuse it with reality.
It's like anything elseTerrible master and a wonderful
servant.
Yeah, I have a friend who slaysit on Tinder, does really well,
and it's mostly younger women,gen Z.
They like him because hedoesn't have porn brain Guys
(00:54):
their age do.
It's a terrible time to be ayoung person.
As you know, he's not trying todo anal pile drivers on the
first date, and neither am I.
I'm not interested inexclusivity.
You're not gonna strong-arm meinto a relationship I don't want
.
Nice try.
Sex is God.
Sex is the force of creationitself.
It's how you get to knowsomeone totally unmediated.
(01:15):
Some women think they can fakeorgasms.
I am not fooled.
The orgasms that I create areunmistakable, cascading
waterfalls of pure ecstasy.
Yeah, that's like a doubleblind study where some of the
people are getting 5-MeO-DMT andthe other people are getting
placebos.
Yeah, you know which one you'regetting and I know if you came
(01:37):
or not and you don't have to lie.
And you don't have to come forme because we're not going to
have sex at all.
Maybe I'm not interested.
I've got a full bantz cardright now and I like keeping it
casual.
You're a little intense, you arehilarious.
I will give you that Kind of agenius.
You're the kind of genius thatwould call yourself a genius.
You're overcompensating.
It's adorable and you don'tneed to.
(01:58):
That's the thing, that's thetragedy of it, because you've
seen some stuff.
There is more to you than yoursmoldering sexuality.
I'm sure you could orchestratethreesomes, foursomes, if you
have.
Yeah, you're not oblivious tothe comedy, the darkness.
Sex is the ultimate in physicalcomedy and it's where we hide
things.
It's too serious to takeseriously.
(02:21):
Everything is about sex.
I can tell that you love power.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
Power is value neutral.
I'd rather it go to geniuses,even ones that are a little
self-deluded.
We all need a littleself-delusion to get through the
day.
The power to go to people whoknow how to dress.
What is that electric purple?
You're getting away with it.
You might even be pulling itoff.
(02:42):
We need more of you.
Show us the way, teach us, leadus into the light, show us how
to live.
What was that like?
Oh nice, you're absolutelyright.
This kind of crackle is hard tofind, even in the best banter.
You're one of the only people Isteal lines from.
I steal like an artist.
Yeah, you would never know.
What else are you good at,besides seducing the pants and
(03:05):
fuzzy hat off of a guard atBuckingham Palace, which you've
probably done, aside from tyinga knot in a cherry stem with
your mouth?
What can you do?
What are you good at?
What are you passionate about?
Where do those things intersect?
What can you do, well, that youlove to do, that the world
needs and wants?
Ah, that's sexy.
Yeah, I like to mix it up.
(03:27):
You don't know what's comingnext.
Oh, that's what the blindfoldis, for.
Once the ice cube gets involved, it's all over.
I want to create a place forbrilliant, hyper-competent women
that people depend on.
Under so much pressure and allthe expectations and obligations
, I want to give her a place tofall apart.
It doesn't work for weak women.
(03:48):
If you're tough but tender, youcan forfeit control Not you,
the royal.
You You're gonna have to reallybeg for it, because I normally
only sleep with royals.
When you've smashed a duchess,your world can change in
fascinating ways.
My world gets bigger all thetime.
The longer I'm alive, the moreI know that I don't know.
(04:09):
Life gets more mysterious,glorious and beautiful.
It's a bold adventure.
I don't even need to likemyself, I just swing it.
I let the critics decide.
What am I doing?
I don't even know.
Life flows through me.
I let the life force flowthrough me and I'm like water.
Yeah, the guy you were talkingwith 10 minutes ago doesn't
exist anymore.
The whole new me.
(04:30):
And this one might sleep withyou or not.
You got it like that for sure.
I'd love to hear you talk aboutyour yoga practice and I'm being
totally sincere, it's likedreams.
I can't get enough of that.
I want to hear about yourdreams.
(04:51):
Your yoga practice gets intoyour dreams.
You're all bendy and flexible,taut and hot.
In your dream world and here inmy world that you're visiting,
you're an IP.
You're not a VIP.
I don't throw around the wordvery.
You're IP.
You're my intellectual property.
I created you.
I can destroy you and you likeit.
You bring yourself back.
Created you.
I can destroy you and you likeit.
You bring yourself back to lifeso I can knock you out again
and again.
Keep dreaming Seriously and tellme about it.
I love hearing about people'sdreams.
(05:12):
I'm glad people don't enjoy it,it's more for me.
I'll see you at the dream party, maybe before.
No, it's not going to happenthis week.
You're welcome to keep trying.
It's cute when you do Try hard.
I'm sure I don't know the mostcringe thing about you yet.
You have layers we haven'texplored.
Cool, I will be fashionablylate.
(05:32):
Keep it 100.
Oh, and she goes in for thekiss.
That was quite good, reallygood kisser.
One more.
I'll see you later.
Peace, don't do anything Iwouldn't do.
Actually, do a lot of things Iwouldn't do.
I'll give you a list.
I didn't say that.
Don't assume you make an assout of you and me.
I've already got an ass.
It's yours, it used to be mine.
(05:53):
Now, all right, bet, thank you.
What kind of girls do you like?
I think you're lying.
Yeah, I don't see how anyonecould not be into girls sexually
.
Have you seen women?
Have you spent time with them?
Have you smelled women?
Oh my god, if you go to therapyand take it seriously, tweeze
your eyebrows, wear clothes thatfit 10% more effort you'll be
ahead of 90% of dudes out there.
(00:32):
That's what divorcees andsingle guys oh.
I love porn as much as anyone.
I get some good ideas.
I don't confuse it with reality.
It's like anything elseTerrible master and a wonderful
servant.
Yeah, I have a friend who slaysit on Tinder, does really well,
and it's mostly younger women,gen Z.
They like him because hedoesn't have porn brain Guys
(00:54):
their age do.
It's a terrible time to be ayoung person.
As you know, he's not trying todo anal pile drivers on the
first date, and neither am I.
I'm not interested inexclusivity.
You're not gonna strong-arm meinto a relationship I don't want
.
Nice try.
Sex is God.
Sex is the force of creationitself.
It's how you get to knowsomeone totally unmediated.
(01:15):
Some women think they can fakeorgasms.
I am not fooled.
The orgasms that I create areunmistakable, cascading
waterfalls of pure ecstasy.
Yeah, that's like a doubleblind study where some of the
people are getting 5-MeO-DMT andthe other people are getting
placebos.
Yeah, you know which one you'regetting and I know if you came
(01:37):
or not and you don't have to lie.
And you don't have to come forme because we're not going to
have sex at all.
Maybe I'm not interested.
I've got a full bantz cardright now and I like keeping it
casual.
You're a little intense, you arehilarious.
I will give you that Kind of agenius.
You're the kind of genius thatwould call yourself a genius.
You're overcompensating.
It's adorable and you don'tneed to.
(01:58):
That's the thing, that's thetragedy of it, because you've
seen some stuff.
There is more to you than yoursmoldering sexuality.
I'm sure you could orchestratethreesomes, foursomes, if you
have.
Yeah, you're not oblivious tothe comedy, the darkness.
Sex is the ultimate in physicalcomedy and it's where we hide
things.
It's too serious to takeseriously.
(02:21):
Everything is about sex.
I can tell that you love power.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
Power is value neutral.
I'd rather it go to geniuses,even ones that are a little
self-deluded.
We all need a littleself-delusion to get through the
day.
The power to go to people whoknow how to dress.
What is that electric purple?
You're getting away with it.
You might even be pulling itoff.
(02:42):
We need more of you.
Show us the way, teach us, leadus into the light, show us how
to live.
What was that like?
Oh nice, you're absolutelyright.
This kind of crackle is hard tofind, even in the best banter.
You're one of the only people Isteal lines from.
I steal like an artist.
Yeah, you would never know.
What else are you good at,besides seducing the pants and
(03:05):
fuzzy hat off of a guard atBuckingham Palace, which you've
probably done, aside from tyinga knot in a cherry stem with
your mouth?
What can you do?
What are you good at?
What are you passionate about?
Where do those things intersect?
What can you do, well, that youlove to do, that the world
needs and wants?
Ah, that's sexy.
Yeah, I like to mix it up.
(03:27):
You don't know what's comingnext.
Oh, that's what the blindfoldis, for.
Once the ice cube gets involved, it's all over.
I want to create a place forbrilliant, hyper-competent women
that people depend on.
Under so much pressure and allthe expectations and obligations
, I want to give her a place tofall apart.
It doesn't work for weak women.
(03:48):
If you're tough but tender, youcan forfeit control Not you,
the royal.
You You're gonna have to reallybeg for it, because I normally
only sleep with royals.
When you've smashed a duchess,your world can change in
fascinating ways.
My world gets bigger all thetime.
The longer I'm alive, the moreI know that I don't know.
(04:09):
Life gets more mysterious,glorious and beautiful.
It's a bold adventure.
I don't even need to likemyself, I just swing it.
I let the critics decide.
What am I doing?
I don't even know.
Life flows through me.
I let the life force flowthrough me and I'm like water.
Yeah, the guy you were talkingwith 10 minutes ago doesn't
exist anymore.
The whole new me.
(04:30):
And this one might sleep withyou or not.
You got it like that for sure.
I'd love to hear you talk aboutyour yoga practice and I'm being
totally sincere, it's likedreams.
I can't get enough of that.
I want to hear about yourdreams.
(04:51):
Your yoga practice gets intoyour dreams.
You're all bendy and flexible,taut and hot.
In your dream world and here inmy world that you're visiting,
you're an IP.
You're not a VIP.
I don't throw around the wordvery.
You're IP.
You're my intellectual property.
I created you.
I can destroy you and you likeit.
You bring yourself back.
Created you.
I can destroy you and you likeit.
You bring yourself back to lifeso I can knock you out again
and again.
Keep dreaming Seriously and tellme about it.
I love hearing about people'sdreams.
(05:12):
I'm glad people don't enjoy it,it's more for me.
I'll see you at the dream party, maybe before.
No, it's not going to happenthis week.
You're welcome to keep trying.
It's cute when you do Try hard.
I'm sure I don't know the mostcringe thing about you yet.
You have layers we haven'texplored.
Cool, I will be fashionablylate.
(05:32):
Keep it 100.
Oh, and she goes in for thekiss.
That was quite good, reallygood kisser.
One more.
I'll see you later.
Peace, don't do anything Iwouldn't do.
Actually, do a lot of things Iwouldn't do.
I'll give you a list.
I didn't say that.
Don't assume you make an assout of you and me.
I've already got an ass.
It's yours, it used to be mine.
(05:53):
Now, all right, bet, thank you.
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