Half Minds

Half Minds

This is a podcast by half minds for half minds. Your hosts Assotope, The Black Clap and Projectile Dog Sh*t give hashing tips (just the tip), have choir practice, and interview other hashers from all over. We hope that you, the half minded listener, will learn a new song, try out a devious haring trick and/or be inspired to go visit a kennel you hear about. If you have any questions, comments, suggestions or just want to say hey, you can reach us at: halfmindspodcast@gmail.com

Episodes

April 26, 2025 48 mins

Hello there, can I interest you in some Malort during these trying times? We are joined by Unlucky Skidmark of Dayton H3. We shake off the cobwebs, atone for our sins, and tell some embarrassing stories.

Send us an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com with a nameable story, a question for us to answer on a future episode, or just to say hi!

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This episode, we are joined by Stick It in My Socket of Nittany Valley. We talk travel hashing, skincare routines, and the joys of getting paid to take a dump.

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(Very late notice) OHIH: https://hashrego.com/events/rch3-oh-ohio-interhash-2024-2024

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Flip and Zip stops by to chat with us this episode! We talk about a desperate drive-by dooking, a terrifying fruit-man, and why you should not attempt to get high using cough medicine and your asshole.

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Brushwood Rego (05-JUL)
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We crashed the PITT Beer Mile and did some live commentary! Don't miss our interviews with the heat winners, or even our own hastily-constructed relay mile! Big thanks to everyone who stopped by to chat with us, including several friends of the pod.

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This week, we chat with Tuneless and us to tell us about his travels and some of the differences between hashing in different parts of Africa compared to Europe or the US. We get an update on Assotope's diagnosis, get a surprise guest-host by ICP, and learn about a new and exciting drug cocktail coming to a music venue near you!

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April 26, 2024 62 mins

This episode, Projectile and Clap are joined by Cosmo. We talk about international hashing, backwoods bullfights, prostitutes, and our new favorite defense attorney.

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PGH-H3 Weekend (31-MAY through 02-JUN)
 https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversay-weekend-our-big-fat...

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This week, Wienershitzall joins us all the way from Mr Happy's H3 of Tuscon. We talk (among other things) competitive eating, snail sex, and incest. We even come up with some cool new bits for show!

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Merry Christmas, folks! This week, we are joined by Help Get it Up from Dayton, Ohio. We talk about making babies, special trail marks, and our favorite albums of the year.  We even get a sneak peak as to what Santa is bringing us for Christmas... 

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This episode, we are joined by Abandon Shit, who brings us tales from Columbus. We have an appropriately shitty naming story and plenty of recent trails to discuss. 

Send us your favorite Yogi verse at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com--you might just get a shoutout on the show!

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Check out Abandon's podcast, Way Outta Here!
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We are joined by Vagically Delicious of Eerie H3, who brings us tales from the North. Beware the curse of the El Patio!

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Ohio Interhash - October 6th:
https://hashrego.com/events/ch4-the-cleveland-invasion-ohih-2023-2023

Rubber City SKASH - February 3rd (2024):
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While Dog Shit goes on a marathon wanking session, the rest of the Half Minds crew are joined by two guests this week: Sticky Dicky of FCH3 and friend-of-the-pod BVD of Ithaca! We talk golf, beastiality, and travel to Vegas for a truly wonderful naming story. 

Send us an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com with your favorite Smash Mouth song and a good joke.

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July 15, 2023 53 mins

We set up a stand at Brushwood for this episode. We are joined by far too many hashers to count, including some old friends of the pod. We talk about pagans, road hashing, and some of our favorite hash names of all time.

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June 29, 2023 79 mins

The boys sit down with Finger Food, campout chef extraordinaire, to discuss how one goes about feeding a drunk army of hashers for years.  As you'd expect, we also touch on the topic of aliens, dragons, and banging in exotic places. 

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This week, the boys are joined by Free 2 Lay and phWedgie. We talk about the Kentucky Derby, foot fetishes, and surviving campouts. We also pitch Malort a great idea you (or they) won't want to miss.

Send us an email, song recording, or story idea to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com... Why not all three?

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Hooo-boy, we're back, bay-bee! After conducting a daring rescue, Clap and returning friend of the pod I Came First discuss what's been going on in the world for the past few months. We discuss an exquisite naming story and unveil a few new segments... Try not to step on any piss-bottles. 

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August 17, 2022 84 mins

This week, we bring you a glimpse into the PITTH3 Campout Weekend. We talk baby-making music, get some tips to surviving a campout weekend, and drink more Malort on-mic than ever! Thanks again to everyone who dropped by and contributed to the episode, and we'll catch you at the next big event!

Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com and tell a friend or two about the show!

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August 7, 2022 60 mins

This week, the boys talk to the extremely well-traveled Hazukashii, the proprietor of Gotothehash.net. We debunk some myths about hashing's early days, talk about tips for traveling abroad to hash, as well as the best ways to organize big events. Oh, and Cleveland Steamers. Stay classy, fellow half-minds.

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This week, we bring you something new: a brief glimpse into the mayhem of a proper campout weekend! We interview T-Bag at the beer exchange before moving into an extended commentary on the beer mile and hash games. We interview a number of individuals along the way, and even hear some familiar voices from friends of the pod. 

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May 17, 2022 39 mins

This week, Noah joins us to talk about his 40 years of hashing experience with Pittsburgh. We talk MK-Ultra-style food drugging, how hashing has evolved since it started back in the 80's, and even read a letter from the founder of the Pittsburgh has himself!

Be sure to Rego for the Pittsburgh campout weekend--you just might end up on the show!

Pittsburgh Campout Rego:

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April 19, 2022 60 mins

This week, the boys are joined by a living legend: Moon of Pittsburgh! We talk about trail zenning, glowing dicks, and the dangers of shitty, expired wine that comes out of a bag. Seriously, glowing dicks are a great idea...

Send an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com and tell us how great you think the editing was this episode.

The Hashhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Rego:
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