Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

The scariest stories on the internet made fun! We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

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September 3, 2021 104 mins

HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don’t worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season!

Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021


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What’s the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”?

Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You baby. 


This week’s Stories:

“Black Magic”

By praisethe_emotrinity

Read by Brackett of Kreatures n Kreeps


https://instagram.com/kreatures_n_kreeps?utm_medium=copy_link


“I’ve had the same ...

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This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we’ve been the last two months. 


This week’s Stories:

“Journey into the woods”

By Trev Wavy

Read by Mark Tyler Hicks of Mark and a movie!


https://instagram.com/mark_and_a_movie?utm_medium=copy_link


True ghost stories

Told by the band Mephiskapheles 


Musica...

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What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts!


This weeks stories:

"El Hombre Caiman"

A TRUE STORY!

Told by Mother-In-Law of Happy Horror

@monicagarca62


"The Devil is in The Details"

Written by Thaddeus Yeung

Read by Davey Calabr...

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March 26, 2021 13 mins

What’s the big deal with punctuation? Well, this week we find out just how important a period can actually be, and we get to hear Boris die again! How many times is that now? 


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March 19, 2021 33 mins

THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It’s a wild time!


This week’s Stories:

“Old Seal-Eyes ”

Written by Rylee Nickel

Read by Andrew “Gimetzco”Bargeron


Old Seal-Eyes - Creepypasta


 “Necromancy for Beginners”

Written by Katrina Slater

Read by Riggz Miller of The Whiskey Bats


https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/fdyaef/necromancy_for_be...

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March 12, 2021 9 mins

Have you ever been harassed by a haunted hand? Or have been so scared by specters at your workplace that you wrote an incoherent creepypasta about it? Well these people did, and now you’re gonna hear about it. Welcome back to Crappypasta Crorner, we missed you too. 


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March 5, 2021 33 mins

It’s season six! The spooky gang is back, and ready to scare you and your friends with all news chilling tales of terror! Boris gets a temporary replacement! Garth gets a pet! Eeris gets implants! It’s gonna be a horror hoot!!!


This week’s Stories:

“Clairvoyant ”

Written by Christian Wallace

Read by Kato the medium


https://instagram.com/katothemedium?igshid=1x41a7ccglx2q


 “Piper”

Written by Katrina Slater

Read by Gorrissey and ...

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December 27, 2020 33 mins

It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT!


”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenan

https://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/

“Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawke

read by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Experience podcast

https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other-

workshop/

“‘T’was the Fright Before Christmas “ by xxdenzl

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/T%27was_the_Fright_before_Christmas

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December 11, 2020 10 mins

Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you. 


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November 15, 2020 13 mins

As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and make a mockery of those that dare mock the sanctity of the name “Crappypasta”. 


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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!!

special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato The Medium, Evelyn’s Casket, Jess-O-Lantern, and Zumbi Holocausto


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October 23, 2020 7 mins

SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares. 


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Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernating. CREEP ON!!!


This week’s Stories:

“Bagels ”

Written by Richard Saxon

Read by Clint Cobb of The Halloween Shirt Company


https://www.halloweenshirtcompany.com/


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October 9, 2020 5 mins

What can we all learn from a crappypasta this week? Stay off the internet. That’s it. Listen as we join in one young person’s journey in doing exactly not that. 


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October 2, 2020 32 mins

How did we bring EAP back from the dead? Was it with the technology we got from the Space Gorilla Girl? It’s all fun and games until the human race is enslaved by aliens this week on Happy Horror!


This week’s Stories:

“Annabelle Lee ”

Written by Edgar Allan Poe

Read by Unkle Spooky 


 “A strange object fell from space”

Written by Christopher Maxim


Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups

With “Gorilla Girl from Outter S...

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September 25, 2020 14 mins

What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain. 


https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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September 18, 2020 41 mins
Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons! This week’s Stories: “The House That No One Built” Written by Tobias Wade Read by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait of the Dead” Written by Tobias Wade Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket M...
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September 11, 2020 12 mins
Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand ...
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Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult! This week’s Stories: “The Cave” Written by Archfeared/Ethan I. Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end” Written by Shannon Higdon Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical guest: Nekromonsters With “Undead” The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom In the ...
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