Have Kids, They Said…

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from dots on the family calendar to Nicole’s trip to see the Savannah Bananas. Benny makes a bold move giving his crush a ring, the Canelo fight gets a recap, and Nicole lets y'all know that butter is not the best color to wear to a wedding. Keegan debuts a burger jingle, Rich asks BBQ advice, and a classic Stanley T. story. They touch on Taylor and the Chi...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole sit with some heavy feelings as they reflect on September 11th and the recent assassination of Charlie Kirk. From there, the tone lightens as they talk about being the itsy bitsy spider, Keegan breaking Matt’s heart by retiring a nickname, and Nicole puts out fires as usual. Rich vents about endless ads and spam texts, Nicole shares her new method for getting kids to clean,...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Parker is adjusting to middle school—and riding the city bus, while Rich and Nicole chat suburban life and the viral Karen ball snatcher (and whether Karens even know they’re Karens). They dive into celebrity power couples, Matt’s misery over the Dolphins, and someone close to the show doesn't know who Post Malone really is. There’s talk of a bridezilla's tattoo demands, reconnecting with ...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is multitasking by doing his fantasy football draft while recording, and Nicole is finally having her first back-to-school night—where of course everything goes wrong. That leads to the big school supply talk, while Parker heading to middle school leaves big shoes for Keegan to fill. They get into teaching old-school manners, Nicole completely loses her mind at the park with Keegan an...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is back and will NOT stand for gaslighting! Rich is officially cringe to Emmy. And Meta glasses on a waxer?! Nicole spills on her Maine trip, Sara regrets having that extra prosecco, and the gang swaps doppelgänger stories before talking marketing tactics on kids. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend!

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, guest host Handsome Gabe joins Rich while Nicole’s on birthday vacay. They cover back-to-school chaos, a Taylor Swift engagement, self-driving cars in NYC, how childhood has changed, first cars, teenagers, and the generational gap in social skills. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend!

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich goes fully unhinged with his thoughts and, honestly, we apologize in advance. But he also wants to know who’s your ultimate boomer baddie goal? They get into pickup basketball and how men and women are so different, the art of giving your partner the assist, and Keegan going full chaos mode when he’s with his boys. Ben’s already sick, and school is just four days in, and Rich is losin...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole take a nostalgic sip down memory lane with the drinks of the '90s, while we get another Top Jimmy quote. Things get weird (fast) when the question of whether Matt should be neutered comes up—don’t ask. Rich professes his love for a good BLT, and they agree that couples who gossip together, stay together. Rich also shares that he’s officially started demo on the pool, and th...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from man compliments to Travis & Taylor updates, and somehow find out AOL just now canceled dial-up—yes, really. They talk about what it’s like to navigate dating apps after being out of the game, and Nicole vents about getting zero grace when she’s trying to learn something new. And Rich declares his deep hatred for back-to-school shopping. Jimmy brings th...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole admits she totally botched Parker’s camp pick-up day, while Rich shares all the chaos from his Vegas adventure with his mom and newly single brother Jimmy, who’s officially back on the market. They dig into why millennials are so stressed all the time and what lengths parents might go to in order to stop their kids from doing something risky. Rich wonders if the kids at Universal ac...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by proudly declaring his new title as a softball champion—then immediately creates chaos and bounces, as only he can. Sara drops in with a story about "chub-chub," Nicole shares her deep hatred for post-fight apology tours, and Matt can’t stop talking in weird accents thanks to too much binge-watching. They take a nostalgic trip back to the year Rich and Nicole first ...

This week, Nicole shares her much-anticipated one phone call with Parker at sleepaway camp. Rich recaps a rare chill day with the family, while Keegan dives into documentaries. The crew debates which chickin’ dippin’ is king, and the village drama keeps on giving. Sara reaches new heights of awkward, and Matt somehow tops it with his own cringey moment. The hosts reflect on what's important in life,  whatever happened to Botox guy,...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole push through—glitches and all. Nicole shares a run-in with a celebrity, they discuss Happy Gilmore 2 (which they loved), and Emmy’s dentist trip. Matt’s not handling Parker’s time away at sleepaway camp too well, and Rich has some strong standards for theme parks. Nicole gets fired up over a social media post about how we are supposed to talk to kids now, and things take a ...

This week’s episode of Have Kids They Said is last week’s episode… thanks to some classic technical issues. But it’s worth the wait! Nicole hits up a Mets game and navigates peak boy humor, while Rich shares an embarrassing story involving “hummers” that he will never live down. They pay tribute to the legendary Ozzy Osbourne, spill some Morning Mashup drama, and get surprisingly real about life behind the mic. Rich checks off his ...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by reminding Nicole that Parker’s still at sleepaway camp. From there, Hulk Hogan is remembered, Nicole still hasn’t seen Happy Gilmore 2, and using movie taste as a friendship test. They dive into waterpark thoughts, your kid getting in school fights, and the world of kids and social media. Oh, and in case you were wondering—hookers? Totally fine. It’s the hot nannie...

On this bonus episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is joined by none other than Rogue Matt—subbing in for Rich and immediately taking things off the rails. The two dive into their Outerbanks vacation, share a few maybe too honest stories (Matt delivers TMI like it’s his job), and attempt to unpack a few couple fights… that Matt’s still not sorry for. It’s raw, it’s unfiltered, and might double as their unofficial couples therapy ...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into the hilarious chaos of travel—Rich somehow manages to leave a trail of personal items across the tri-state area, and Nicole confirms they are true friend soulmates (as if there was any doubt). They relive the gang’s unforgettable night out in NYC, debate the pros and cons of Googling yourself, and Rich shares highlights from his family vacation—along with the anno...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich checks in from Atlanta where he’s living his MLB All-Star dreams, while Nicole battles a roadside McDonald’s from hell. They get into smutty stories, chip obsessions, AI-filtered faces on dating apps, and how to actually appreciate your generous friends. And Benny’s got one thing to say: “Don’t worry.”

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are in full catch-up mode as they map out Rich’s NYC visit, reminisce about their old jobs, and try to make sense of the ever-evolving chaos that is tipping culture. Nicole’s fed up with misleading Airbnbs (just say there's no AC!), and Rich opens up about some intense intrusive thoughts that have been hitting lately. They touch on the heartbreak of the Texas floods, reflec...