INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots

INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots

A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news - explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk & Henry Lee -- it's the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. The final insult? They're Australian. Listen to us everywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 X: https://x.com/instantexpertsx

Episodes

May 9, 2025 36 mins

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

  1. American Cardinal pips Filipino Singer for World’s Biggest Hat
  2. Aussie PM enjoys biggest election win since Pope Sixtus VI
  3. India plays Pakistan, but not at cricket - and an Englishman is to blame 

And so much more! - including The Honk’s birthday musings, Henry’s electoral exclusion and Mexico’s regards to Trump’s mother. 

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

  1. Stephen Miller’s Dungeon or Pete Hegseth’s Den? Henry & Honk’s Holiday Highlights! 
  2. Bondi Rescue -- Is 'Our Pam' on Fentanyl or just her Math?
  3. Trump v Xi Part III -- Will Donna Martin graduate? Will Becky win back Chad?

All this plus Vance’s Vatican Vamoose, Daniels’ Stormy Back Catalogue and The World’s Most Boring Election!

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With hosts Henry Lee & The Honk strangely out of mobile range during their one-way fact-finding tour of El Salvador courtesy of US Immigration, it’s time to celebrate the Greatest Hits of The World’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons (so far).

All your favourite moments are here:

  1. Donald Trump — 245% not backing down on tariffs he 9% understands
  2. Usha Vance — seeking sexual asylum in the arms of Greenland’s Erik Th...
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In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

  1. China built the Wall, and Trump’s gonna pay for it -- Industrial policy in the age of idiots
  2. The Rule of Law on tour -- Habeas Corpus enjoys the sensual delights of a Salvadoran prison
  3. The Stawell Gift vs. Wrestlemania -- Will the new champ be John Cena, Cody Rhodes or The Madagascan Steamroller?

And so much more - Including The Return of Diego...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

1. When the Dow hits the floor like a drunk hits the door, that’s Navarro

2. When Texans are horny but the law is quite thorny, that’s bizarro

3. When the parrot’s in jail, and the snake venom fails, that’s a bummer

4. When the shower’s got power, and Magnum's an hour, that’s yo’ Mama

And so much more! - including The Honk and Henry's smackdown...

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By popular demand, Bonus Ep with 10% more tariff-y crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

  1. Vietnam enlists seal-infested Heard Island in the fight for free trade
  2. Congresswoman Lauren Boebert battles the 'Hands-Off' movement head-on
  3. Killer Norfolk Island tariffs explained - they're 29% crazier than you think

And so much more! Including the pending break-up of Musky and The Donald, and both highlights fro...

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On this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

  1. Bonfire of the Benjamins — Trump’s brilliant tariff plan smokes trillions
  2. Operation Arctic Thor – Usha Vance enjoys some global warming  
  3. Is the Honk smarter than a 5th Grader? Not when it comes to footy 

And so much more — including listener Angry Andy and the return of Erik The Viking!  In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots....

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In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

  1. DefSec Pete drunk dials The Atlantic, mistakes it for the Pacific
  2. Tiger Woods and BJ Vance both chase Second Ladies
  3. Even George Foreman can beat Carlton, while Wests Tigers march to glory

And so much more! — including the worst song in history (hint: it's about Elon Musk)

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In this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits & morons:

  • Putin ceases fire in Ukraine!* — (*actual ceasefire not included)
  • Total Recall! — Tesla cybertrucks, share price, CEO falling apart
  • Maye Musk speaks! — what’s more manly than being defended by your mother? Our world exclusive interview!



And so much more! — including Wests Tigers’ now unstoppable path to premiership glory! 

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In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

1. Elon Starship’s shock tour of the Caribbean —We have the exclusive itinerary!

2. Everything Computer! Username: Krasnov, password: Covfefe — Trump’s new Tesla

3. We Are the Losers, No Time for Champions — How’s your football team going?

And so much more! It’s the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts — Henry Le...

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In this week's showcase of crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

  • US Vice-Prostate BJ Vance enjoys ski vacation in Russian it-village Aspenograd
  • Elon Musk J*zz leak at DOGE lab goes viral — Are all Americans pregnant?
  • WWE hero John Cena turns heel! — What's next, a President on the KGB payroll??

Plus so much more! — including our Exclusive look at The Kennedy Center-by-Trump's brand new musical! 

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In this week’s display of ‘genius’*^:

•Trump Sacking Qualified Black 4 Star General 100% Not Racist - What if a rap comes on and he gets distracted?
•North Korea Rolling in Crypto - Also Dysentery, Starvation
• The NRL In Vegas - “I’m just a teammate, standing in front of another teammate, asking him to punch me in the face”

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Overnight, international hero Ukraine’s President Vladimir Zelenskyy finally got the talking to absolutely no-one thought he needed, from draft-dodging KGB asset Donald Trump and snivelling side f*ck BJ Vance. 

And you wouldn’t believe it, but your hosts Henry Lee and The Honk have thoughts.

It’s the first ever Instant Experts breaking news bonus ep — from the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by ...

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In this week’s learned insights:

  • Putin the hurt on Ukraine - Trump couldn’t Kyiv a sh*t!
  • Chinese Warships in Sydney Harbour — very early for the NYE fireworks but the view so worth it
  • Could *you* count or use an atlas when *you* were 25? Then stop calling Musk’s DOGE Bros a bunch of f*cking moro— actually wait a sec…

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  This week, our clueless gibberish on:

  • Trump’s War on Turtles - time’s finally up for the commies of the sea
  • ICE v Naughty Peruvian Cowgirls - can PornHub save The Republic?
  • Australia v USA - far apart on tariffs, united that Kevin Rudd sucks c***s in hell


And unfortunately so much more! It’s the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts Henry Lee & The Honk. Co...

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A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news, explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk and Henry Lee, this is all the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. 

This week, our truly moronic ramblings on:  

  • Kanye at The Grammys - someone wants their ‘world’s biggest f*ckstick’ medal back
  • Trump’s Gaza - Mar-a-Lago in Hell, anyone?
  • The SuperBowl - best thing ever or absolutely frantic horsesh*t?...
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A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news, explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk and Henry Lee, this is all the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it.

On this week's show, our majestically stupid insights on all the big issues:  

  • Trump's Cabinet Confirmation Scoreboard: RFK jr, Pete Hegseth and more
  • Greenland - what a 40% tariff on Peatbog could mean for your family
  • Who hac...
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