March 11, 2025 • 26 mins
Join Amazing Woman, Red Light, and their superheroic friends as they celebrate Anna Kat's marriage with a bachelorette party like no other!
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Our Amazing Hen and Stag Nights, Part 1
My Amazing Woman S04E05
Anna Kat (Walker) Waring (Amazing Woman) ····· Lena Garcia | Trevor Waring ····· A.J. Cruz | Madison Goforth (Red Light) ····· Sophie Flack | Lenny Watkins [credit only] ····· Frank Guglielmelli | Special Agent Hyacinth (Olive Branch) [credit only] ····· Nicole Beharrell | Craig Gregory (Dr. Calculus) ····· Ken Hallaron | Arch Davis [credit only] ····· David Robbins | Narrator ····· James C. Taylor | Gigi Waring ····· Chrisi Talyn Saje | Elspeth Halsey ····· Kaye Weaver | Angela Nightengale Kemper (Penny the Coin Wonder) ····· Diana Helen Kennedy | Alice ····· Winter Noël | Liz Featherstone (the Queen of Clubs) ····· Nancy O'Fallon | Hazel Dycus (the Queen of Hearts) ····· Nancy O'Fallon | Annabelle Huntington-Wentworth ····· Nancy O'Fallon | Ruby Garnett ····· Candace McAfee | Mindy Huntington-Wentworth (Mindy Marshall) (Snowy Owl) ····· Kelsey Painter | Berni Bailey (the Astral Navigator) ····· Ellie Chua | The corrections officer ····· Heidi Fischer | Hector Cabrera ····· Olavoe Martinez | Adrienne Walker ····· Nancy G. Bober | Marilyn Jones (Undine) ····· Noelle Tennant | The manager of the Gold Rush nightclub ····· Dave Holliday | The male dancer ····· Evan Williams | Giancarlo Rossi ····· Marcelo Bottaro | Richard Walker [credit only] ····· Scott Dawson | Steve Black (Millionaire Man) [credit only] ····· Joshua Nicholson | Luther Gregory [credit only] ····· Claude Xavier | Hank Grant (The Mighty Herakles) [credit only] ····· Patrick Vierzba | Chris Princeton (8-Ball) [credit only] ····· Mike De La Morte | Two of Hearts [credit only] ····· Mike De La Morte | First Female Dancer [credit only] ····· Jasmin Bartlett | Second Female Dancer [credit only] ····· Vivian Reed | Third Female Dancer [credit only] ····· Angelica Reid | Erin Molina, the Fourth Female Dancer [credit only] ····· Katie Ingram | Magistrate [credit only] ····· Ray O'Hare | Deputy sheriff [credit only] ····· Daisakudai | Fawnta Johnson (Foxie) [credit only] ····· Amaya McCormick | The ship steward [credit only] ····· Jeremy Tucker | Three of Hearts [credit only] ····· Nick Anderson | Produced by ····· James C. Taylor | Written by ····· James C. Taylor | Story Editing ····· Nicole Beharrell | Script Continuity ····· Ken Hallaron | Voice Direction ····· Mark Alan Bauer | Voice Direction ····· Nicole Beharrell | Dialog Editing ····· James C. Taylor | Sound Mastering ····· James C. Taylor | Music Composition ····· James C. Taylor | Production Assistant ····· Ida Williams | Sound Effects ····· FreeSound.org | Dance Club Music ····· FreeSound.org | Classical Music Sequences ····· ClassicalArchives.com |
This is a production of Hey, Daddyo Audio, in affiliation with Time Well Electronic Recording Productions, copyright © 2025 by James C. Taylor, all rights reserved.
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Music.
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Cap. Supposed to get us out of a locked room with solid metal ship stores.
Are you like a locksmith on the side or something? No, Gigi.
See, there's something about me you don't know.
I'm really Amazing Woman. Who's Amazing Woman? Not now, Cousin Elspeth. Really?
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Yeah, like my brother could marry Amazing Woman.
He'd be lucky if you didn't stutter trying to ask you out. Well,
he did stammer a bit, but he didn't know I was Amazing Woman at the time.
You are really trying to sell the bit. It's not a bit.
I really am Amazing Woman. And in a second, I'll prove it to you by yanking that door open.
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Well, while we're telling secrets... You dye your hair.
No, I don't dye my hair. But it was red when you were little. It was not.
At least, I don't think it was. Anyway, it's not now, and may I get to my point? Fine.
I, Madison Goforth, am also the fabulous red light. The who? Really?
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Pinch me. Amulet, pinch her. Ow!
How did you... You mean to say that you... Yeah, she is.
And I'm Penny. A millionaire man in Penny. Well, that one makes sense.
No pun intended. When you're in England, do you call yourself Pence?
I'm going to ignore that. Well, you already know that I'm Alice.
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Being eight feet tall when I met you was a clue.
You know, you're really not that tall, right? And I used to be the queen of clubs.
Used to be, Liz. That woman isn't me.
How can I be on a speedboat back to shore and here at the same time? Mirrors.
You have enough of them. At least I'm tall enough to see into one.
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And what about you, Ruby? I'm just Craig's cousin and a famous singer.
Besides, I wouldn't be caught dead in stretch fabric. Any more confessions?
I'm thinking of starting a podcast.
Really? I don't know why you all think this is the right time for a gag. It's not a gag.
Well, I'm not buying it. But you are buying drinks, right?
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Oh, hush. Gigi, I'm Snowy Owl.
And we don't have time for this Grandma and Aunt Adrian are out there,
Anna Cat Rip the door open, please Hold on You're Mindy Huntington Wentworth,
my cousin Snowy Owl is...
Mindy Marshall, yeah I'm her, too Rip the door open, please And hold your breath.
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Music.
So, I ripped the door open, Bernie, and... Whoa, stop.
How did it come to you doing that? Well, I mean, she's leaving parts out.
It really starts with me being at the county detention center.
For work? No, for Craig. Well, really for his cousin. And my neighbor.
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And 8-Ball. And Heracles. See? My Amazing Woman, starring Lena Garcia and AJ Cruz.
Music.
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This time of night, things move a little more slowly, Counselor.
Although the magistrate is usually here by now.
You two can wait here in the conference room until he arrives. Thank you.
We may speak freely in here. Yes, we may. Hey, this is one of the rooms set
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aside for attorneys and their clients.
I meant I searched the room for listening devices.
But this is one of the rooms set aside for attorneys and their clients.
Rule one, trust no one. Rule two, verify.
And you wonder why throwing a bachelor party was hard work. Speaking of that,
this has to be one of the most ridiculous bachelor parties ever.
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Was yours like this, Trevor? Well, I mean, mine was more like this.
Got any threes? Go fish. You sure you don't, like, want a beer?
Or to invite some of the other guys over?
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Maybe go look at some dancing ladies? Hector, I have the chance to marry the woman of my dreams.
Well, if you don't count Amazing Woman. Hey, her again.
Look, I love Anna Cat, all right? and I'm not going to do anything to mess that
up. Like being a human being?
You've seen her, and you know me.
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Yeah, you're probably making the right decision. So, got any fives?
Music.
Really? From what I recall, Doctor, you might have felt the same way at the time.
Point. Now, Anna Cat's bachelorette party, that's another matter entirely.
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How do you know what went on at Anna Cat's bachelorette party? Anna Cat told me.
Music.
So then, Bernie, I told him the story of Anna Cat's party. May I tell my own story?
Before you do, Anna Cat, I have to ask.
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Trevor, was that really your bachelor party? Yeah.
He must really love you.
Anyway, it started at Grandma Annabelle's house.
Music.
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Time for another gift. Mindy. This one is from Grandma. Thank you, Grandma.
It's a long letter, signed by a lawyer. Oh, I've always wanted one of those.
It's the rules and parameters of a college trust for my unborn child's mother.
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Really? Oh, unclench, Adrian. I'm not saying I think Anna is pregnant.
Good. It's quite clear my granddaughters are doing things in the proper order. Mother!
Again. Thank you, Grandma. You're welcome.
Excuse me, but I need to freshen up.
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Before you open another, I'm going to get some fresh finger sandwiches.
I'll help you, Aunt Adrienne.
Not to be mean, Anna Cat, but this has got to be the most boring bachelorette
party that I've ever been to.
Well, that's because it's not really her bachelorette party,
Penny. What? Say what now?
Your mother insisted on being part of your party for some reason.
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So, this is Anna Katz's bachelorette party, and tonight will be Amazing Woman's.
Amazing Woman is having a bachelorette party?
Yes. I know going out as you, you wouldn't be able to do a thing untoward,
not with your mother tagging along and your grandmother's reputation to think of.
So, tonight, we go out in costume.
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Oh, great idea, Madison. Anything that happens, we can just write off as one
of the fairy tales the tabloids tell about us. Like how you were dating Hank, Anna Cat.
I really was dating Hank. Really?
I thought he was just in a long-term relationship with himself.
That sounds about right for the mighty Heracles.
It also sounds like millionaire, man. Hey! You leave Steve out of this!
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You seem pretty touchy about a guy who's just your crime-fighting partner.
Anyway, send me the details for tonight's party, and I'll make sure everyone
shows. Mom and Mindy are coming back.
Sandwiches! So, honey, which one do you want to open next?
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Music.
Ooh, I like the style of the Millionaire Mobile penny. How many of them are
there anyway? How often does Steve change his mind?
Anyway, I'm thinking of having this one painted copper and called the Penny Farthing.
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That's an old bicycle. The Penny Whistle. The Penny Loafer.
Keep working on it.
Oh, look. It's Snowy Owl. And Alice? Hi, everybody. Congratulations, amazing woman.
Thanks. Say, where's Foxy? She and I are taking a break.
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Oh. One nice thing about Mindy Marshall being a recluse is that no one ever expects her to go out.
I certainly wouldn't have minded if she'd stayed home.
So tell me, Henny, how far away is Steve from being a billionaire again?
Ladies, be nice. So, all we need now is Undine.
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I'm here, girls. Were you in the fountain this whole time? No,
I kept emerging from the wrong water fixtures.
I about scared some poor couple at Montgomery Park half to death.
Alice, do you think you could maybe bring it down from eight feet tall?
We kind of look ridiculous next to each other. I'm sorry, but my headband is acting up.
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Eight feet was as small as I could get tonight. Sure it was.
Sure it was. Oh!
Music.
Shorter. That's not funny. Are you okay?
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Yeah, but I don't think these collisions with the lights are doing anything
good for the circuitry in my headband.
Well, these drinks are doing something good for me. Woo!
The others I understand, but how on earth did you drink enough to get pixelated?
Super speed. She bought two rounds for everybody and then drank one of them.
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I know, because I'm a detective. Detective and a drunk you're not drunk.
I'm drunk. You're all drunk except me and Alice Why you aren't drunk? I?
Mean why aren't you drunk? It's probably because of how big I am right now Well,
we need to fix that the drunkness not how big you are waiter.
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She's fine undone If size matters Then you should be hammered penny.
Oh boy Boy, that was so funny. You should tell it to your partner, Foxy.
Oh, that's right. You're at a break.
So, why aren't you drunk, my maid of dishonor? Well, it was because of,
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shall we say, experience.
But now it's to keep you girls from getting into trouble.
Be glad I've become your mother. I hope not.
Then you won't like me anymore. Your mother loves you.
She's just complicated. Complicated, you know, it's not complicated booze another
round another two rounds You know you probably shouldn't drive yourself home tonight penny,
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Maybe you shouldn't drive yourself home tonight snowy owl.
I won't the snowmobile has an advantage.
Music.
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Voicemail to R&D. Add Autopilot to the Millionaire-mobile.
So, which one of you is celebrating? I am. I'm getting married.
Me. That's who. Me. Wonderful.
Compliments of the management. Give it, amazing woman. Ooh, champagne.
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Let me see, let me see. Ooh, good champagne. I'll take that.
Hey, you got champagne on my headband. I don't like that sound. You powder fast.
Training. Look.
Look, it's Giancarlo Rossi. The singer and male model? Get out.
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Ooh, it does look like him. I think it is him. I wonder why he's here.
That's a good question. And look who's with him.
It's the queen of clubs. Are you sure I tell you it's the queen of clubs?
It's not the queen of clubs It does sort of look like the queen of clubs It's not the queen of clubs.
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I better investigate because I'm an,
investigator I I am going to go over to and give her a piece of my mind and
my fist because I punch people.
It's not the queen of clubs. How do you know Anna Banana? I mean, amazing woman.
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I definitely said amazing woman. Because Trevor is working on her parole hearing.
Trevor. Have I told you how much I love Trevor?
Repeatedly. Ad nauseum. Please shoot me if I ever get that way about a guy.
You mean the way you look at Dr. Calculus?
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What? Me? Seriously?
If you say so.
Um... Uh...
Oh. Oh, I think the drinks are finally kicking in. Hey there, Big Mama.
Let me dance for you. Woo! Please stop.
Did you just get bigger? Probably. I think so. Well, shrink back down.
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I can't.
Music.
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That you are absolutely the last person I expected to find here at the ladies' night, Giancarlo.
How do I explain this to you? Let me see. Do you fish?
Should I? Well, if you do, it is like the fish.
Take your boat and row to where the fish are.
And the best fishing is when the fish, they want to jump into your boat, yes?
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So, I'm a fish? You are. How do you say a red herring? Oh, red herring.
Oh, because of my red hair.
Halt! In the name of the law! Who, me? No, her.
I'm on to you, queen of clubs. No, you're not, Penny. That's not the queen of clubs.
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You look like the queen of clubs. You sound like the queen of clubs.
And you look like you're drunk and sound like you're insane.
And my snow goggles say that you're a queen of clubs wannabe named Hazel Dicus,
whom the police are calling the Queen of Hearts.
Music.
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Is that what they're calling me? I rather like it. Even your accent is a fraud. You're from New Jersey.
You bug eyes told you all of that? They're owl eyes, as in snowy owl. Oh, my.
You aren't a crazy woman in costume.
You're a liberty girl. For real. That's us.
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Is that the amazing woman over there? Yes. That's her. We're best buds.
Music.
I think red light is her best bud. You don't know everything.
Well, I know it's time for me to leave. Not with his wallet, you're not. My wallet?
She doesn't have my wallet. Stop her. Come back here, queen of clubs!
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Music.
You know, I really love Trevor.
So you keep telling me? He shouldn't know I'm Amazing Woman.
I'm going to tell him. Good, you do that. Then if he doesn't like it,
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then I'll throw him into the volcano on our honeymoon.
Don't do that. Not that he wouldn't deserve it, but I don't want to see you
tried for murder. Did you know Trevor's an attorney?
He could get me off the hook.
Acquitted. I knew what you meant. Say, over there by the door,
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is that the special agent?
I can't tell. It seems like lately she's everywhere. What do you mean?
Well, for one, she's your wedding planner.
No. She was also your travel agent?
Well, that I knew. You knew? Special agent, travel agent... they're both agents.
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Perhaps you should leave the detective work to Snowy Owl. Pardon me.
Excuse me. Come back here, you!
Halt! In the name of the law! Just throw something at her, Penny.
What on earth have those two gotten into? I'll stop her.
Amazing Woman, the door is... ...to the right.
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Elsewhere in the Club Grow for me, Big Mama. I'm not growing for you. But you're growing.
This is not funny. So why am I laughing?
You know you like it. No, I know I don't. Could you, like, go dance by someone else?
This is way too much fun, Big Mama. Stop calling me Big Mama.
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Maybe that should be your new hero's name. Look out, here comes Big Mama.
This is serious, Undine.
I'm pretty sure this is the Gold Rush nightclub, Alice. Stop it! Stop!
Music.
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Gotcha, red-haired woman who was running away from Snowy and Penny because...
Why do I have her again?
She's the Queen of Hearts! You have her because she stole a man's wallet!
Gotcha, you red-headed, wallet-stealing, Queen of Hearts person.
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It doesn't seem like it was worth it to fly through the window for that, though.
No, Amazing Woman, it wasn't. Would you put me down?
No.
Give me your money wallet back. Here. It wasn't even worth the stealing.
You could have gotten away with holding me for a ransom. Oh, my gosh.
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You're Giancarlo Rossi. That's what they tell me. I love you, Mr. Rossi.
That's what they tell me. Well, I love Trevor, too.
I love Trevor and Giancarlo Rossi, but I'm only marrying Trevor.
My loss. But my dear, you are the amazing woman, yes?
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Yes, yes. I am the amazing woman. Where did that come from?
Then we must get a picture of you and your lovely friend.
Hear that? He thinks I'm lovely. He thinks I'm lovely.
He thinks you're all lovely. Now let's get back inside, ladies,
so I can mend this window before something else happens.
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I don't know why you're worried, Red Light. What could possibly happen?
You mean besides that?
This is how you repay my hospitality? She didn't mean to do it.
My powers aren't working. I didn't mean to grow big enough to break your booth.
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And the other one, she broke my... window.
How did you fix that? It's only temporary for right now. You'll need to have
someone come and board that up and replace the pain afterward.
Then who's going to pay for that? Will this cover it?
And if it doesn't, then I'm sure this will cover it. And just in case that's
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not enough, take this gold card.
And if that's not enough, take this diamond card.
And if you'll hang on a second, I'll fish out my platinum card.
Let me see if I brought my radium card. Ladies, stop.
I'm sure this cash will be enough.
Competitive. Just a little. So now, everybody, let's get a selfie, yes?
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The amazing woman, you are here. The red light, you are here.
And the water lady, how about there?
And the bird lady, you here. The really big lady, you in the back.
And the shiny really little lady. Hey! Right in the front.
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Mr. Manager, right here. And Mr. Half-Naked Man, you go right there.
Hey, amazing woman, can you put her down? She's blocking me out of the shot.
Oh, yeah, sure. And a smile.
And now, everybody, hold a piece of the broken bench.
Now make what you call a funny face. Would you send me those?
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Of course. I'll need your number.
I was hoping you would. One nice thing about being me is that I sober up pretty
quickly. I should be so lucky.
Didn't I capture someone? Yeah, the Queen of Hearts. Wonderful. She's escaped.
Don't worry about it, Amazing Woman. I'll find her. I'll find her for you as a wedding present.
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Just as soon as I toss this broken headband into the street. You should save it.
I bet one day it'll be a souvenir.
Music.
The adventure continues in part two.
You've been listening to Our Amazing Hen and Stag Nights, the My Amazing Woman
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movie, starring A.J. Cruz as Trevor Waring and Lena Garcia as Anna Kat Walker
wearing, aka Amazing Woman.
Featuring Sophie Flack as Madison Goforth, aka Red Light. Frank Guglielmelli as Lenny Watkins.
Nicole Beharal as Special Agent Hyacinth, aka Olive Branch.
Ken Halloran as Dr. Craig Gregory, aka Dr. Calculus. David Robbins as Arch J.
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Davis, Attorney at Law, and James C. Taylor as your narrator.
In order of appearance, Chrissy Talon-Sage as Gigi Waring, Agent to the Stars,
Kay Weaver as Elspeth Halsey, Diana Helen Kennedy as Angela Nightingale Kemper, a.k.a.
Penny the Coin Wonder, Winter Noelle as Alice, Nancy O'Fallon as Liz Featherstone, a.k.a.
The Queen of Clubs, and also as Hazel Dykus, a.k.a. the Queen of Arts,
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and also as Annabelle Huntington-Wentworth, Candace McAfee as Ruby Garnett,
Kelsey Painter as Mindy Huntington-Wentworth, a.k.a.
Mindy Marshall, a.k.a. Snowy Owl, Ellie Chua as Bernie Bailey,
a.k.a. the Astral Navigator. Heidi Fisher as the Corrections Officer.
Oliva Martinez as Hector Cabrera, Certified Public Accountant.
Nancy G. Bober as Adrienne Walker.
Noelle Tennant as Marilyn Jones, a.k.a. Undine. Dave Holliday as the Manager
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of the Gold Rush Nightclub.
Evan Williams as the Mail Dancer. Marcela Botaro as Giancarlo Rossi.
Scott Dawson as Richard Walker.
Joshua Nicholson as Steve Black, a.k.a. Millionaire Man. Claude Xavier as Luther Gregory.
Patrick Viersba as Hank Grant. a.k.a. The Mighty Heracles, Mike Dillamarty as
Chris Princeton, a.k.a.
8-Ball, and as the Two of Hearts, Jasmine Bartlett as the first female dancer,
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Vivian Reed as the second female dancer, Angelica Reed as the third female dancer,
Katie Ingram as Erin Molina, the fourth female dancer.
Ray O'Hare as the magistrate, Amaya McCormick as Fanta Johnson, a.k.a.
Foxy, Jeremy Tucker as the ship's steward, and Nick Anderson as the Three of Hearts.
This was produced and written by James with story editing from Nicole and script continuity from Ken.
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It was voice directed by Mark Allen Bauer and Nicole with dialogue editing,
sound mastering, and original music by James.
Sound effects and nightclub music are from freesound.org. Classical music sequences
are from classicalarchives.com.
Our production assistant was Ida Williams.
This is a production of Hey Daddy-O-Audio in affiliation with Timewell Electronic
Recording Productions, copyright 2025 by James C.
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Taylor, all rights reserved. This is a work of fiction.
Names, characters, businesses, events, and incidents are the products of the
author's peculiar imagination.
Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead or actual events is purely coincidence.
Music.
Music.
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Cap. Supposed to get us out of a locked room with solid metal ship stores.
Are you like a locksmith on the side or something? No, Gigi.
See, there's something about me you don't know.
I'm really Amazing Woman. Who's Amazing Woman? Not now, Cousin Elspeth. Really?
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Yeah, like my brother could marry Amazing Woman.
He'd be lucky if you didn't stutter trying to ask you out. Well,
he did stammer a bit, but he didn't know I was Amazing Woman at the time.
You are really trying to sell the bit. It's not a bit.
I really am Amazing Woman. And in a second, I'll prove it to you by yanking that door open.
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Well, while we're telling secrets... You dye your hair.
No, I don't dye my hair. But it was red when you were little. It was not.
At least, I don't think it was. Anyway, it's not now, and may I get to my point? Fine.
I, Madison Goforth, am also the fabulous red light. The who? Really?
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Pinch me. Amulet, pinch her. Ow!
How did you... You mean to say that you... Yeah, she is.
And I'm Penny. A millionaire man in Penny. Well, that one makes sense.
No pun intended. When you're in England, do you call yourself Pence?
I'm going to ignore that. Well, you already know that I'm Alice.
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Being eight feet tall when I met you was a clue.
You know, you're really not that tall, right? And I used to be the queen of clubs.
Used to be, Liz. That woman isn't me.
How can I be on a speedboat back to shore and here at the same time? Mirrors.
You have enough of them. At least I'm tall enough to see into one.
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And what about you, Ruby? I'm just Craig's cousin and a famous singer.
Besides, I wouldn't be caught dead in stretch fabric. Any more confessions?
I'm thinking of starting a podcast.
Really? I don't know why you all think this is the right time for a gag. It's not a gag.
Well, I'm not buying it. But you are buying drinks, right?
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Oh, hush. Gigi, I'm Snowy Owl.
And we don't have time for this Grandma and Aunt Adrian are out there,
Anna Cat Rip the door open, please Hold on You're Mindy Huntington Wentworth,
my cousin Snowy Owl is...
Mindy Marshall, yeah I'm her, too Rip the door open, please And hold your breath.
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Music.
So, I ripped the door open, Bernie, and... Whoa, stop.
How did it come to you doing that? Well, I mean, she's leaving parts out.
It really starts with me being at the county detention center.
For work? No, for Craig. Well, really for his cousin. And my neighbor.
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And 8-Ball. And Heracles. See? My Amazing Woman, starring Lena Garcia and AJ Cruz.
Music.
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This time of night, things move a little more slowly, Counselor.
Although the magistrate is usually here by now.
You two can wait here in the conference room until he arrives. Thank you.
We may speak freely in here. Yes, we may. Hey, this is one of the rooms set
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aside for attorneys and their clients.
I meant I searched the room for listening devices.
But this is one of the rooms set aside for attorneys and their clients.
Rule one, trust no one. Rule two, verify.
And you wonder why throwing a bachelor party was hard work. Speaking of that,
this has to be one of the most ridiculous bachelor parties ever.
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Was yours like this, Trevor? Well, I mean, mine was more like this.
Got any threes? Go fish. You sure you don't, like, want a beer?
Or to invite some of the other guys over?
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Maybe go look at some dancing ladies? Hector, I have the chance to marry the woman of my dreams.
Well, if you don't count Amazing Woman. Hey, her again.
Look, I love Anna Cat, all right? and I'm not going to do anything to mess that
up. Like being a human being?
You've seen her, and you know me.
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Yeah, you're probably making the right decision. So, got any fives?
Music.
Really? From what I recall, Doctor, you might have felt the same way at the time.
Point. Now, Anna Cat's bachelorette party, that's another matter entirely.
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How do you know what went on at Anna Cat's bachelorette party? Anna Cat told me.
Music.
So then, Bernie, I told him the story of Anna Cat's party. May I tell my own story?
Before you do, Anna Cat, I have to ask.
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Trevor, was that really your bachelor party? Yeah.
He must really love you.
Anyway, it started at Grandma Annabelle's house.
Music.
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Time for another gift. Mindy. This one is from Grandma. Thank you, Grandma.
It's a long letter, signed by a lawyer. Oh, I've always wanted one of those.
It's the rules and parameters of a college trust for my unborn child's mother.
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Really? Oh, unclench, Adrian. I'm not saying I think Anna is pregnant.
Good. It's quite clear my granddaughters are doing things in the proper order. Mother!
Again. Thank you, Grandma. You're welcome.
Excuse me, but I need to freshen up.
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Before you open another, I'm going to get some fresh finger sandwiches.
I'll help you, Aunt Adrienne.
Not to be mean, Anna Cat, but this has got to be the most boring bachelorette
party that I've ever been to.
Well, that's because it's not really her bachelorette party,
Penny. What? Say what now?
Your mother insisted on being part of your party for some reason.
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So, this is Anna Katz's bachelorette party, and tonight will be Amazing Woman's.
Amazing Woman is having a bachelorette party?
Yes. I know going out as you, you wouldn't be able to do a thing untoward,
not with your mother tagging along and your grandmother's reputation to think of.
So, tonight, we go out in costume.
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Oh, great idea, Madison. Anything that happens, we can just write off as one
of the fairy tales the tabloids tell about us. Like how you were dating Hank, Anna Cat.
I really was dating Hank. Really?
I thought he was just in a long-term relationship with himself.
That sounds about right for the mighty Heracles.
It also sounds like millionaire, man. Hey! You leave Steve out of this!
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You seem pretty touchy about a guy who's just your crime-fighting partner.
Anyway, send me the details for tonight's party, and I'll make sure everyone
shows. Mom and Mindy are coming back.
Sandwiches! So, honey, which one do you want to open next?
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Music.
Ooh, I like the style of the Millionaire Mobile penny. How many of them are
there anyway? How often does Steve change his mind?
Anyway, I'm thinking of having this one painted copper and called the Penny Farthing.
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That's an old bicycle. The Penny Whistle. The Penny Loafer.
Keep working on it.
Oh, look. It's Snowy Owl. And Alice? Hi, everybody. Congratulations, amazing woman.
Thanks. Say, where's Foxy? She and I are taking a break.
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Oh. One nice thing about Mindy Marshall being a recluse is that no one ever expects her to go out.
I certainly wouldn't have minded if she'd stayed home.
So tell me, Henny, how far away is Steve from being a billionaire again?
Ladies, be nice. So, all we need now is Undine.
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I'm here, girls. Were you in the fountain this whole time? No,
I kept emerging from the wrong water fixtures.
I about scared some poor couple at Montgomery Park half to death.
Alice, do you think you could maybe bring it down from eight feet tall?
We kind of look ridiculous next to each other. I'm sorry, but my headband is acting up.
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Eight feet was as small as I could get tonight. Sure it was.
Sure it was. Oh!
Music.
Shorter. That's not funny. Are you okay?
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Yeah, but I don't think these collisions with the lights are doing anything
good for the circuitry in my headband.
Well, these drinks are doing something good for me. Woo!
The others I understand, but how on earth did you drink enough to get pixelated?
Super speed. She bought two rounds for everybody and then drank one of them.
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I know, because I'm a detective. Detective and a drunk you're not drunk.
I'm drunk. You're all drunk except me and Alice Why you aren't drunk? I?
Mean why aren't you drunk? It's probably because of how big I am right now Well,
we need to fix that the drunkness not how big you are waiter.
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She's fine undone If size matters Then you should be hammered penny.
Oh boy Boy, that was so funny. You should tell it to your partner, Foxy.
Oh, that's right. You're at a break.
So, why aren't you drunk, my maid of dishonor? Well, it was because of,
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shall we say, experience.
But now it's to keep you girls from getting into trouble.
Be glad I've become your mother. I hope not.
Then you won't like me anymore. Your mother loves you.
She's just complicated. Complicated, you know, it's not complicated booze another
round another two rounds You know you probably shouldn't drive yourself home tonight penny,
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Maybe you shouldn't drive yourself home tonight snowy owl.
I won't the snowmobile has an advantage.
Music.
(12:18):
Voicemail to R&D. Add Autopilot to the Millionaire-mobile.
So, which one of you is celebrating? I am. I'm getting married.
Me. That's who. Me. Wonderful.
Compliments of the management. Give it, amazing woman. Ooh, champagne.
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Let me see, let me see. Ooh, good champagne. I'll take that.
Hey, you got champagne on my headband. I don't like that sound. You powder fast.
Training. Look.
Look, it's Giancarlo Rossi. The singer and male model? Get out.
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Ooh, it does look like him. I think it is him. I wonder why he's here.
That's a good question. And look who's with him.
It's the queen of clubs. Are you sure I tell you it's the queen of clubs?
It's not the queen of clubs It does sort of look like the queen of clubs It's not the queen of clubs.
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I better investigate because I'm an,
investigator I I am going to go over to and give her a piece of my mind and
my fist because I punch people.
It's not the queen of clubs. How do you know Anna Banana? I mean, amazing woman.
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I definitely said amazing woman. Because Trevor is working on her parole hearing.
Trevor. Have I told you how much I love Trevor?
Repeatedly. Ad nauseum. Please shoot me if I ever get that way about a guy.
You mean the way you look at Dr. Calculus?
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What? Me? Seriously?
If you say so.
Um... Uh...
Oh. Oh, I think the drinks are finally kicking in. Hey there, Big Mama.
Let me dance for you. Woo! Please stop.
Did you just get bigger? Probably. I think so. Well, shrink back down.
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I can't.
Music.
(15:07):
That you are absolutely the last person I expected to find here at the ladies' night, Giancarlo.
How do I explain this to you? Let me see. Do you fish?
Should I? Well, if you do, it is like the fish.
Take your boat and row to where the fish are.
And the best fishing is when the fish, they want to jump into your boat, yes?
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So, I'm a fish? You are. How do you say a red herring? Oh, red herring.
Oh, because of my red hair.
Halt! In the name of the law! Who, me? No, her.
I'm on to you, queen of clubs. No, you're not, Penny. That's not the queen of clubs.
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You look like the queen of clubs. You sound like the queen of clubs.
And you look like you're drunk and sound like you're insane.
And my snow goggles say that you're a queen of clubs wannabe named Hazel Dicus,
whom the police are calling the Queen of Hearts.
Music.
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Is that what they're calling me? I rather like it. Even your accent is a fraud. You're from New Jersey.
You bug eyes told you all of that? They're owl eyes, as in snowy owl. Oh, my.
You aren't a crazy woman in costume.
You're a liberty girl. For real. That's us.
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Is that the amazing woman over there? Yes. That's her. We're best buds.
Music.
I think red light is her best bud. You don't know everything.
Well, I know it's time for me to leave. Not with his wallet, you're not. My wallet?
She doesn't have my wallet. Stop her. Come back here, queen of clubs!
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Music.
You know, I really love Trevor.
So you keep telling me? He shouldn't know I'm Amazing Woman.
I'm going to tell him. Good, you do that. Then if he doesn't like it,
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then I'll throw him into the volcano on our honeymoon.
Don't do that. Not that he wouldn't deserve it, but I don't want to see you
tried for murder. Did you know Trevor's an attorney?
He could get me off the hook.
Acquitted. I knew what you meant. Say, over there by the door,
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is that the special agent?
I can't tell. It seems like lately she's everywhere. What do you mean?
Well, for one, she's your wedding planner.
No. She was also your travel agent?
Well, that I knew. You knew? Special agent, travel agent... they're both agents.
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Perhaps you should leave the detective work to Snowy Owl. Pardon me.
Excuse me. Come back here, you!
Halt! In the name of the law! Just throw something at her, Penny.
What on earth have those two gotten into? I'll stop her.
Amazing Woman, the door is... ...to the right.
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Elsewhere in the Club Grow for me, Big Mama. I'm not growing for you. But you're growing.
This is not funny. So why am I laughing?
You know you like it. No, I know I don't. Could you, like, go dance by someone else?
This is way too much fun, Big Mama. Stop calling me Big Mama.
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Maybe that should be your new hero's name. Look out, here comes Big Mama.
This is serious, Undine.
I'm pretty sure this is the Gold Rush nightclub, Alice. Stop it! Stop!
Music.
(19:23):
Gotcha, red-haired woman who was running away from Snowy and Penny because...
Why do I have her again?
She's the Queen of Hearts! You have her because she stole a man's wallet!
Gotcha, you red-headed, wallet-stealing, Queen of Hearts person.
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It doesn't seem like it was worth it to fly through the window for that, though.
No, Amazing Woman, it wasn't. Would you put me down?
No.
Give me your money wallet back. Here. It wasn't even worth the stealing.
You could have gotten away with holding me for a ransom. Oh, my gosh.
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You're Giancarlo Rossi. That's what they tell me. I love you, Mr. Rossi.
That's what they tell me. Well, I love Trevor, too.
I love Trevor and Giancarlo Rossi, but I'm only marrying Trevor.
My loss. But my dear, you are the amazing woman, yes?
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Yes, yes. I am the amazing woman. Where did that come from?
Then we must get a picture of you and your lovely friend.
Hear that? He thinks I'm lovely. He thinks I'm lovely.
He thinks you're all lovely. Now let's get back inside, ladies,
so I can mend this window before something else happens.
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I don't know why you're worried, Red Light. What could possibly happen?
You mean besides that?
This is how you repay my hospitality? She didn't mean to do it.
My powers aren't working. I didn't mean to grow big enough to break your booth.
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And the other one, she broke my... window.
How did you fix that? It's only temporary for right now. You'll need to have
someone come and board that up and replace the pain afterward.
Then who's going to pay for that? Will this cover it?
And if it doesn't, then I'm sure this will cover it. And just in case that's
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not enough, take this gold card.
And if that's not enough, take this diamond card.
And if you'll hang on a second, I'll fish out my platinum card.
Let me see if I brought my radium card. Ladies, stop.
I'm sure this cash will be enough.
Competitive. Just a little. So now, everybody, let's get a selfie, yes?
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The amazing woman, you are here. The red light, you are here.
And the water lady, how about there?
And the bird lady, you here. The really big lady, you in the back.
And the shiny really little lady. Hey! Right in the front.
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Mr. Manager, right here. And Mr. Half-Naked Man, you go right there.
Hey, amazing woman, can you put her down? She's blocking me out of the shot.
Oh, yeah, sure. And a smile.
And now, everybody, hold a piece of the broken bench.
Now make what you call a funny face. Would you send me those?
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Of course. I'll need your number.
I was hoping you would. One nice thing about being me is that I sober up pretty
quickly. I should be so lucky.
Didn't I capture someone? Yeah, the Queen of Hearts. Wonderful. She's escaped.
Don't worry about it, Amazing Woman. I'll find her. I'll find her for you as a wedding present.
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Just as soon as I toss this broken headband into the street. You should save it.
I bet one day it'll be a souvenir.
Music.
The adventure continues in part two.
You've been listening to Our Amazing Hen and Stag Nights, the My Amazing Woman
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movie, starring A.J. Cruz as Trevor Waring and Lena Garcia as Anna Kat Walker
wearing, aka Amazing Woman.
Featuring Sophie Flack as Madison Goforth, aka Red Light. Frank Guglielmelli as Lenny Watkins.
Nicole Beharal as Special Agent Hyacinth, aka Olive Branch.
Ken Halloran as Dr. Craig Gregory, aka Dr. Calculus. David Robbins as Arch J.
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Davis, Attorney at Law, and James C. Taylor as your narrator.
In order of appearance, Chrissy Talon-Sage as Gigi Waring, Agent to the Stars,
Kay Weaver as Elspeth Halsey, Diana Helen Kennedy as Angela Nightingale Kemper, a.k.a.
Penny the Coin Wonder, Winter Noelle as Alice, Nancy O'Fallon as Liz Featherstone, a.k.a.
The Queen of Clubs, and also as Hazel Dykus, a.k.a. the Queen of Arts,
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and also as Annabelle Huntington-Wentworth, Candace McAfee as Ruby Garnett,
Kelsey Painter as Mindy Huntington-Wentworth, a.k.a.
Mindy Marshall, a.k.a. Snowy Owl, Ellie Chua as Bernie Bailey,
a.k.a. the Astral Navigator. Heidi Fisher as the Corrections Officer.
Oliva Martinez as Hector Cabrera, Certified Public Accountant.
Nancy G. Bober as Adrienne Walker.
Noelle Tennant as Marilyn Jones, a.k.a. Undine. Dave Holliday as the Manager
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of the Gold Rush Nightclub.
Evan Williams as the Mail Dancer. Marcela Botaro as Giancarlo Rossi.
Scott Dawson as Richard Walker.
Joshua Nicholson as Steve Black, a.k.a. Millionaire Man. Claude Xavier as Luther Gregory.
Patrick Viersba as Hank Grant. a.k.a. The Mighty Heracles, Mike Dillamarty as
Chris Princeton, a.k.a.
8-Ball, and as the Two of Hearts, Jasmine Bartlett as the first female dancer,
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Vivian Reed as the second female dancer, Angelica Reed as the third female dancer,
Katie Ingram as Erin Molina, the fourth female dancer.
Ray O'Hare as the magistrate, Amaya McCormick as Fanta Johnson, a.k.a.
Foxy, Jeremy Tucker as the ship's steward, and Nick Anderson as the Three of Hearts.
This was produced and written by James with story editing from Nicole and script continuity from Ken.
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It was voice directed by Mark Allen Bauer and Nicole with dialogue editing,
sound mastering, and original music by James.
Sound effects and nightclub music are from freesound.org. Classical music sequences
are from classicalarchives.com.
Our production assistant was Ida Williams.
This is a production of Hey Daddy-O-Audio in affiliation with Timewell Electronic
Recording Productions, copyright 2025 by James C.
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Taylor, all rights reserved. This is a work of fiction.
Names, characters, businesses, events, and incidents are the products of the
author's peculiar imagination.
Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead or actual events is purely coincidence.
Music.
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