February 2, 2024 • 29 mins
Ever squinted so hard at a menu that you mistook a steak for a cake? Trust me, I've been there, and that's just the tip of the humor iceberg on "My Life Is a Joke." We're kicking off with chuckles over the spectacle of spectacles, but it's not all fun and games—we're also tipping our hats to Black History Month. It's a time for celebration, respect, and maybe a touch of that old-school assertiveness that's dying for a comeback. Plus, I'll share a bizarre dream that left me toothless, which you've got to hear to believe!
Now, let's chat about love inked in the skin—yep, you guessed it—celebrity face tattoos. It's a wild world of braces versus clear aligners and the lengths we go to for our crushes. We're peeling back the layers of relationship choices, from the vanity of straight teeth to the insanity of permanent facial tributes. And 'pick me' culture in romance? You bet we're going there. I'm diving headfirst into the sweet talk debate, defending the right to woo without shame, and making the case for mutual adoration over a battle for approval.
Wrapping it all up, we take a turn down the drama-filled alley of rap feuds and online antics, analyzing the evolution of lyrical warfare and the line between artistry and aggression. No names are dropped, but the tea is hot, and the wisdom is flowing in our new segment that's sure to get you thinking about the beats and the beefs. So, as we send out this cosmic-sized thank you to our MVPs—yeah, you!—we're reminding you to keep the laughter alive, because really, what's life without a joke or two? Join me, Fe, and let's keep this tree growing sky-high!
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome back to another episode of my life is a
joking.
I'm your host fee.
What's up?
Baby Joker's y'all is play,kiss the remote.
You know I'm fuck around.
Yes, I do have.
If you're watching and thosethat are listening and cannot
see, I do have my sunglasses ontop and my prescription glasses
because I can't see in real life.
(00:27):
Okay, I can't see in real life.
You know I'm gonna take it offbecause I can see damage to love
right in here.
I can't.
You know, I gotta give me somereal.
So you know I gotta give mesome sunglasses.
Wasn't prescription?
Because you know, like I'm realblind, like real can't see.
Like you know my license Ican't operate machinery.
I think that's because I can'toperate heavy machinery.
(00:51):
Anyway, it is black historymonth.
Shout out to the niggas, andthe niggas only, like you know,
real niggas.
You know I'm saying I don'tfuck around.
You know I love that people.
You know I love us down, like,love us, like we are magical.
You know I'm saying we're likemystical creatures, like bitches
follow our every move, like,like they try to look like those
(01:13):
.
They try to look like us, theytry to be like us, they try to
talk like us.
Bitch, you can't be a swaggy aslet's beach like it this is, is
what the fuck it is, and I saidwhat I said.
Okay, so you know, and I andyou know, because it's black
history month, I'm not taking nodisrespect for a name beach.
(01:34):
You know I already don'ttolerate disrespect, but I'm not
not tolerating from people thatare not.
You know.
I'm saying if you are not, weare not, we're not playing those
games.
If I feel disrespected in anykind of way from the
motherfuckers that aren't, youwill be pimps lab and the only
(02:01):
the only question I will beasking is open or backhand?
Okay, open or backhand?
I'm not fucking playing withniggas like I'm.
Hang on, let's correct that.
I'm not playing with youbitches.
Okay, because I'm for theniggas.
Don't get shit confused overhere.
Okay, don't get shit confused.
(02:23):
We need to bring back.
We need to bring back pimps.
You know pimps, limps and shit.
You know pimps.
Slap the shit out your ass,bitch, it would.
It's not a fucking game, it'snot a key key, no, for sure.
We need shout out to all ofthem for pimps and shit like
where are they at?
Where are all the pimps thatI'm talking about, real pimps
that will?
Pimps, pistol whip your ass andsay, shut up bitch, shut up
(02:46):
bitch.
You know, you know, slap theshit out.
You don't understand.
Like when do you bring thatkind of shit back like it's?
It's so 1970s of us.
You know what I mean.
Like I'm just playing, you know, here to the.
You know I was gonna say a wholenother podcast name.
That is not that.
This is my life as a joke.
What the fuck.
(03:06):
What the fuck I got going on.
Y'all support black business andeverything.
Black podcast is blackentertainers.
Y'all, make sure y'all do y'allbig one this month and not
fucking playing Like, come on,go set, go go help and support
your fellow black people.
We have to, you know, we haveto stay together.
Nobody want to see us together,but it don't matter, no,
(03:30):
because I got you back.
It's a kind.
Y'all know nothing about that.
Y'all know nothing about that.
I'm a real, you're a real wetfigure.
I don't know, like, did I saymy name at the beginning of this
month?
Because I really don't remember?
But y'all, I'm all over theplace.
But yeah, we need to bring backpimps and pistol whips and all
(03:52):
that.
I'm just playing here at the myLife is a Joke podcast, because
this is what this is.
We do not condone violence.
I will not be hitting anybody.
No one will be hitting me.
If you don't disjain me, wewon't be doing that.
Like I don't want.
I want everybody to be safe.
You know I want everybody to be.
You know I do want everybody tobe safe.
But you know if you fuck whereyou fuck around, hey, hey, hey,
(04:16):
now you find out, bitch, let'snot do too much.
Anyway, so I had a dream todaythat you know I was a
motherfucking toothless banditand y'all might be like where
the fuck you going with thisbabe, I don't know, just just
walk with me.
And so I had a dream that Ididn't have no tooth in like I
(04:39):
didn't have no, I had, I'mmissing like a couple of teeth
in the front, and it was like Iwas in a movie.
I was in a movie and I'm like,I'm like pushing teeth in and
shit, like I'm putting caps inmy mouth and I'm like, damn.
Like I woke up and I said, damn, my real life can't, I can't go
out like that.
I already got a tooth missingin the back.
If you know that about yournigga, I already got two missing
(05:01):
in the back.
But look, you can't even tell.
You know I'm saying you know Ithink I don't even think you can
see it.
If a nigga laughs too hard,maybe you can't but get the fuck
up out my mouth like that'scrazy.
But I'm just like damn.
Like to be missing teeth in thefront is like damn, because
what the fuck?
I can't have that shit.
I can't go out like that.
(05:21):
You know I do want to get myteeth done Like I don't know
when that, when that, when thatcomedy bag money come in, when
that funny money come in, likeI'm dropping a bag on these
teeth, I'm not fucking playing.
I'm gonna do one of two things.
I'm gonna get venerated, I'mgonna get in visible line.
I'm not.
I don't fuck with the wirebraces.
Like you know, I'm saying liketo those who do it okay, you
know that's cool for y'all, butto me I can't have no wires in
(05:44):
my mouth because I can't have nolist.
Sometimes y'all already don'tbe knowing what the fuck I'm
saying or talking about.
I don't need a list on talkingon top of that.
And then sometimes it justsound like when people have
braces.
It just sound like, you know,like there's a ball.
It's always like a ball isspeeding your mouth, like it's
just, it's just sound weird andI don't, I don't fuck with it.
I don't fuck with it and youknow I can't, I can't have that.
(06:07):
So I think you know I would dothe envision line right.
You know, if I'm gonna keepsome teeth, if I'm gonna keep my
real ones, I'll do the envisionlines.
You know it puts kind of shove.
A bitch can know.
If it didn't know what the fuckI was saying, you know I could
pop them hoes out like doggydentures.
You know, get to it Like bitch.
This what I had said, you know.
I mean I Hope y'all understandme, I hope y'all be getting it
(06:30):
like for real.
I was like you know I wasreally thinking about that.
I was walking my dog to that.
I said you can't get no wildbraces and I feel, like I've
said that on here before likethat's not, that's not that
first one, that's really not thelook I'm going for.
You know I'm saying I'm like tobe 20, 60, shit.
You know I'm not saying it's aage limit on it, but I look like
a grown-ass woman.
So, with that being said, likeI don't ever not want to not
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look like a grown-ass woman.
I'm not not saying that Iwouldn't look like a child with
them.
I just feel like I Would looklike an adult, but with baby
teeth you know what I mean LikeI'm mature about a mouth and
shit.
I Can't have that shit.
I can't have it.
But if I do, don't get somemore fucking venerated.
I don't.
I don't know what.
(07:12):
His name is, named dr Smith, drQ, whoever did glow real teeth.
Y'all think I see, be, it'sgonna really cheapy.
Go look, I Think they look good.
But her dr, fine, dr Q wasnamed.
I Mean I should put put alittle picture of me.
That's a fine-ass black man hecould do.
I ain't.
(07:32):
I ain't saying he could dowhatever, I'm just saying he
could do my teeth.
Do you have to be sleep forthat?
Cuz I wouldn't want to besleeping.
I just wouldn't like lookingany guys like Am I your day
Looking at.
We're gonna get into thatanyway, but y'all, I couldn't be
a motherfucking.
I Couldn't have nomotherfucking miss teeth in the
(07:53):
front and speaking abouttoothless fucking bandits,
toothless bastards.
Christian, look now and I knowit had pained me a little bit
when I had seen it, because youknow people talk so much shit
about Christian Right but thethe gag is I like her, I Love
(08:14):
Christian.
You know I'm saying like she'llreal Baltimore hood bitch.
Like you know I'm saying shegetting money and she love our
nigga.
But the thing is like that nowthat part I don't really fuck
with.
You know, the blue face part,like I get it like if it was
very good Because at first itwas give a very commercial, like
very toxic, like you knowthat's what you holds like.
But now it's, it's gone too far.
(08:34):
The tattoo of that nigga face onyour face is insane.
You have blue face on your face.
That sentence out loud is inthe fucking same.
And I'm just, and I'm just likewhat Happened to bitches
getting a little name tag?
Like I don't know she had hisname tatted hella times.
But it's just like when thefuck did we graduate from that?
(08:56):
You know I'm saying it wasalready a major thing.
It's already a major thing if abitch go get a nigga named
tatted right now.
It's like damn, if you a little, you love that nigga and you
really think that niggas for you.
I'm not saying he ain't, hejust might be, but just in case
that he not, that's crazy.
You got the nigga name tattedon you and that is my forgot.
(09:20):
This nigga face tatted on thecheek, on the motherfucking
cheek.
It's like, damn, you missseeing them.
That bad you just.
And people are saying, like youknow, it's not real.
It could be Hannah, like, cuzher face wasn't swole, don't
give a fuck, hannah.
(09:41):
And I like, even if it is in,okay, cool, like they should
have washed away in a well likeor Eventually fade out.
But it's just a point.
It's just a point like thetension is going too far.
It's going too far like, and Idon't want to turn the leg women
down, but that shit's gettingin fucking saying she black, yes
, you gotta be right, I don'tknow, but it's just like it's
(10:03):
too much.
Man, I saw that shit.
I said come on, come on.
And I didn't want to unfollowher because everybody else was
unfollowing her, but I was likeshe, I Might have to just do
this one, cuz you got stuff yougotta learn, like you know.
You know it could be hard outhere trying to figure out who
you are and find yourself.
And she's the mother, thelittle bit young, she young and
(10:24):
she you know I'm saying I and Ihate my mother's be like that's
no excuse to do dumb shit.
But she, that front to love isnot developed by it does?
It's not fully developed to 25,but that's it.
So I'm just like, let me justpray for that queen.
You know I hope that she getswell soon, because you know I
want to talk too much shit aboutit.
(10:45):
Because you know I still likeher.
I still like I think she's acool ass motherfucker.
Like I Like her little song.
You know I like the little vibe.
Like you know I Fuck, wait each.
You know I'm not finna, sit upher in line, say that I don't.
I just wish most folks wouldmake better choices, because I
ain't gonna hold you.
It's just giving my life is ajoke For real.
(11:05):
You know this ain't even whatthat shit stand for.
It's like.
It's like it's very click-baity, like could you imagine I'm
sorry if you saw that, but couldyou imagine a life being very
click-baity, like Cringe?
I just didn't like that and Iwas like damn Christian, like
(11:26):
you really doing too much, likeyou losing me, nigga, you really
fucking losing me.
I'm pray for my nigga, I'm prayfor the nigga, but then it's
just then then the new bitch.
I don't even know her name, Idon't even know her name.
Blue face, new girlfriend.
Then we got her name not hisname, but his whole face tatted
(11:46):
on her ass, her ass.
And this is a good ass, this isa good looking ass and she
wouldn't put this nigga face onit.
It's crazy.
I Would never waste a good youknow, a good ass like that.
Oh my Lord, on my word, I Wouldnot waste a good ass.
(12:07):
And on that I mean, like whatam I doing putting a nigga name?
I mean I mean Cuz Lord, I kindof wish it was a name and whole
nigga face.
And Christian, how the fuck youfeel you got this nigga on your
face.
And now she walking around these, well, he's nigga on her a and
I just know, I just know bitchescannot wait to go to some
(12:29):
little one vacation With alittle bikini on and poke that
ass out with motherfucking blueface on it.
But then it's like what y'allgonna do when you're not
together?
No more.
You know, I know I don't hopethat people don't.
I don't hope Relationships infor people.
I would love for them to keepgoing, but it's just like we
know goddamn well that shit not,finna last long and you ain't
(12:50):
got that whole nigga face onyour ass.
That shit need to be sharpie.
I need to stop playing y'all.
This is dangerous game.
Yeah, I need to do that wholebitching sharpie.
And then, when the video cut on, then y'all got a you know the
fucking tattoo needle in yourhand and shit.
Cuz y'all taking the test forY'all taking this shit a little
(13:10):
too far.
I can't believe she wasted agood ass on them on their nigga
face.
Like that's crazy.
Like well, anyway, speaking ofas y'all, I'm back in the gym
period.
You know how it is.
The niggas stay back in the gymand I just can't wait so I have
a good, as you know I'm sayingI asked what like Even bitches
can't even fucking hate on.
Like you know, they're gonna besending a black damn.
(13:31):
That's the feds.
You know what I mean.
That's all.
That's all I'm saying.
I just, you know I can't waittill I'm that motherfucker, you
know I'm saying cuz you first ofall Hoes, they are, they can't
fuck what I got going on.
But fuck it, look good, make alittle money around it, being
like not too much, you know,still donate to the favorite
(13:52):
podcast, cuz you know, supportus like history month.
Come on, don't be that kind ofnigga.
Be one of these kind of niggas,be a good one.
So it's just like you know Ijust it's already.
Life is good, baby.
I think you're not been a goodhead space and everything.
So now you know my waistgetting a little smaller, it's
getting a little sadder, skingetting a little clearer.
(14:12):
You know her gritty shit.
You know the things that happenwhen you leave that nigga alone
.
Boy, boy, where you been?
Jesus, anyway, moving on,moving on, I don't like how
y'all did Mariah the scientistfor real, no bullshit.
Like I felt like Y'all did toomuch.
(14:34):
I'm a fun of that girl on thatcar.
Now, granted, the car was nastyLike and I ain't even talking
about what she said it was itwas that little noise.
You know I have a.
You know I have a thing about.
No, you know, mouth noises,nose noises, like I don't like
to hear, body-leaf noises, likeI'm not into it, I'm not the
fucking tool.
So it was.
You know, am I a?
(14:55):
You know all of that extra shit.
You know doing all the extrafor me.
They just really fucked it up.
But you know Y'all was likey'all was, y'all wouldn't even
talking about the little noise,because at first I didn't know
that that bitch having.
So I actually heard the clip.
But y'all, y'all, some of my son, why she talking like that and
why she's doing all that.
That's her man.
(15:15):
That's how you get you supposedto talk to your fucking man.
The fuck.
Y'all.
Act like y'all don't be knowing.
That's what be bugging me about, you holes.
You know it's black historymonth, so I'm putting holes up
on game niggas like to feelwanted.
Talk cute to that nigga.
Talk you to that nigga Don'tknow.
Nigga wanna hear.
Don't nobody want her bitch.
Am I yo?
Am I your baby?
(15:35):
The fuck.
It's that nigga didn't see whathe say.
First of all, you know I reallycalled him a bitch like what?
No, you ain't my baby, you thebitch.
Now the fuck, come on, y'allgotta talk cute to a nigga.
You know I love to perform.
You know I love to give alittle performance.
You know I just saying I lovebeing a woman.
(16:00):
I love niggas down.
You know I'm saying I love agood black king.
So I'm gonna talk cute on thatphone to that man.
Y'all act like y'all don't knowwhat the fuck to do when that
man comes around on that phonein his face.
Talk cute to that nigga, if youreally like that, he like you.
Now, if y'all running a goodgame, you do what you do.
But I'm talking about for real,for a, look them niggas been,
they damn near married, is theynot?
(16:21):
Are they not married?
Shit, they just boyfriend andgirlfriend shit.
They've been together for solong.
You slow, talk cute.
The fuck em Talking about somein my year, you know, come on,
let that girl live my life.
That's her, that's her daddy.
He didn't shoot a baby.
She baby little bee.
You supposed to act, shit likethey do.
(16:43):
Love me, the fuck yeah, did youmiss me?
Fuck yeah, you're supposed tosay that kind of shit?
The fuck y'all are so weird.
Yeah, that's why y'all hoes besingle.
Ain't gonna say too much, cuzI'm single too, but I'm still
like, when the, when the timecomes, the fuck, this is me.
So pick me issue.
(17:03):
Now I'm not saying to be yeah,bitch, that's how you don't get
picked, that's all I'm saying.
People be like oh, my god,you're being.
Pick me being a, pick me, beinga pick me.
You know, try to get pick mesuch a bad rep when it comes to
that kind of shit.
But it's just like but you wantto be picked.
(17:24):
That's the whole point.
You don't want to be byyourself.
You want to look niggas thefuck.
You want somebody to hang outwith, talk to you, rub on your
back and she Speak life intoyour ass so you can then do the
same for him.
What the fuck?
Or them, or whoever, whoeveryour little party is yeah, I
(17:46):
don't know be dressing it up andbeing cute enough for me.
Y'all just be.
Y'all is really some roughrocks, y'all do y'all.
Y'all sometimes be giving mecentral baddie energy.
Y'all.
Y'all be giving that sometimes.
You know, when I tell you aboutthe girl with no teeth and I'm
out, that's what y'all be actinglike.
Y'all be talking to niggas likeif pitbull puppies could talk.
(18:09):
Be a lady, okay, be a fuckinglady.
Nobody wants to deal with thatbullshit.
Just be cool.
That's why it's man, just right, damn, y'all shouldn't have.
Did my right like that.
She got her man, she.
I mean, he ain't going nowheregrinning.
He's not a fucking dude, freethug, free, fucking thug.
(18:33):
You know what I'm saying.
He not.
He can't cheat on him.
He could, but then that wouldalso mean some other shit.
But we ain't in tough, we ain'tgonna get into it.
You know that's that manbusiness in her's too.
When that's all I'm saying.
What did we learn today?
Talk to your nigga, cute, don'tbe, don't be so vicious,
because y'all be quick to tie ablack man down.
I don't like that.
Do niggas be trippingAbsolutely.
(18:55):
Be doing the fucking most,absolutely.
But bitches, we do too, it's,it's cool, just be, just be cool
.
Sometimes we'll be doing themost.
Y'all be, y'all be running amokand I just be like, uh, it's
okay, we can survive this, wecan get through this.
Okay, it was really likespeeding real, real, real
(19:19):
through.
What are the?
What in the fuck do I be saying?
Or pills, sometimes like this,why I can't get no motherfucking
wild braces, because sometimesI don't know what the fuck I'm
saying or what I'm trying to say.
Could you imagine whateversound or whatever I was just
trying to say with braces in myneck?
What the fuck is a knife?
That's what I'm talking about.
(19:39):
I can't even fucking talk.
He prayfully.
Niggas.
Black history run anyway.
Moving on Now.
This is my mother.
This is the bread and butter.
Y'all got the game fucked up.
I don't know what y'all gotgoing on and I don't understand
why what she's getting to it.
The whole niggie and Meg shit.
(20:00):
I'm gonna stay down the fuck.
I'm a boy, that's just what thefuck it is.
Do I like making?
Absolutely I fuck with me.
I fuck with me.
But I like Tina Snow just alittle bit better.
No, I'm not feeling, I'm not noline.
I sometimes do be lying, but I'mnot feeling kept about that.
Okay, I'm not lying about that.
(20:21):
Um, y'all, I think I thinky'all also did too much about
that too.
Y'all are like, oh my gosh, his, no, y'all were saying that his
was a better this than bigfoot.
You know, I'm not gonna lielike His to me just sounded like
a regular Megan song, like,yeah, she did her big one with
the Megan's law bar and someother shit.
(20:41):
But I like niggies.
This I did, I enjoyed it.
I ain't even like it better.
Acapella, the fuck.
That's all right.
That's how hard I'm gonna ridefor niggie, bro, even though I
did make a previous episode andhow she was pissing me off
because she was pissing me off.
But it's just like I see itdifferent now.
It I do feel like I heardsomebody say that it.
(21:03):
You know, I feel like that.
They felt like it was like anicky hate train.
Everybody tried to get some abandwagon and hate niggie.
And I don't like that.
But I'm not.
I'm not fucking with niggiebecause y'all, y'all don't fuck
with niggie.
I'm fucking niggie because Ifuck with niggie.
The fuck the hell.
I bought niggie gun.
I bought niggie tickets.
I can't wait to go see thatmotherfucker.
Hear me, I'm being thatmotherfucker rapping moment for
(21:26):
life off that ass.
Thanks.
Okay, don't fucking play withit.
But no, but I was out like shetalking about the dead mom, like
you can't say that she be Loner, damn, okay, I'm not saying the
shit, cool, it's acceptable.
But my thing is Megan said theMegan's law thing.
(21:48):
Okay, she ate her, she ate herup with that.
I'm not saying she didn't eather up, she didn't eat her ass
up with that.
But then, yes, y'all was sohell bent on what she said.
But it's just like when?
When did it become rules to therap?
When, and I agree with that,there are no rules and rap beef
and there are no rules andfighting.
(22:09):
So they say if you're notprofessionally doing like
Fighting, there are no rules.
This is street shit and I feellike street fighting is like
being in the rap game.
I Feel like it's one of thesame.
I'm just saying look at like,when you really look, if you're
like a really fan of rap, youcan do your rap history.
(22:31):
You can go back and hear somegood old rap days.
Is them niggas was trying tokill one another?
So talking about it?
Someone's dead parent andsomebody's child and their
husband that shit's out thefucking window.
When we don't like each other,the fuck.
You ain't hear me when I'mtalking that.
The other week, before I was inyour bag, some bitch was
(22:53):
fighting over becausemotherfuckers said something
about their kids.
They don't give a fuck.
That girl said on that shot Idon't give a fuck about your
mama and her mama was there.
They don't give a fuck.
So I'm like y'all motherfuckersbe.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's becauseNikki is who Nikki is, megan's
who Megan is, but these are tworegular bitches.
Two regular bitches.
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No fame, no money, two regularbitches.
Y'all be like fight it out,beach.
Fight it the fuck out and madea bitch man win the fuck.
I Love a good time, a littlegood, you know, a little good
romper.
I Like to watch it.
Let's clear that up, cuz Idon't want nobody to feel like
they come put their hands on mecuz that's not, that's not it,
(23:37):
because I might start shooting.
I ain't getting them game.
That you know.
That.
You know, don't come over hereputting your hands on me and
shit.
I'm just saying I Just feellike it's a whole lot of other
shit that we could be, you know,mad the fuck about.
But y'all, y'all, y'all herewas mad about that and I'm just
like it ain't even all of thaty'all was to me.
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I was a little pissy this week.
Yeah, I was real pissed thefuck off.
Yeah, I said what's the namewas talking?
You shouldn't have been talkinglike that tomorrow, right, all
right, what the fuck Reason whyI can't get no braces again?
You know, this is like she is amotherfucker.
I be blaming everything on thislegs.
Yeah, bitch walk a little funny.
I said damn, I just like she isacting up today.
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The fuck People like they don'thave nothing to do with your
legs, did you?
Don't have it.
You don't know what it do.
You don't know what it do?
Did you know it can mess upwith numbers and shit, fucking
numbers up to?
Yeah, you just thought I wasreading and writing.
Huh, no, it's, it's levels tothis shit.
And so if they can fuck withthe numbers, why wouldn't it
(24:42):
fuck with my knees?
Like the fuck.
Come on, like Like historymoney.
It is what I say it is, butthat's not what we're talking
about.
Bouncing, I just was like shit,all is all, everything is fair,
it's whatever.
Now, did I like thatmotherfucker's grave people,
mothers and fathers, grave siteswas leaked?
No, I don't like that shit.
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I don't think y'all should gofan, should go be you know
Dropping locations of wherepeople did relatives are and you
know, motherfucking sackinglike they're gonna go dig a mug,
like that's.
That's weird.
You know I'm saying thisbecause there's some internet
shit.
You know I'm saying in thisshit I need to stay on the
internet.
If y'all not gonna fight it out.
You know I'm saying if y'allnot gonna go ball for ball, like
that shit be because thattruthfully, truthfully, megan, I
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feel like Megan are probablyfighting Iggy, but Nikki not
gonna fight Megan, and I thinkwe know that Like they're not
gonna get in the street fuckingscrap it out.
So the only option is a littleinternet be a little tour the
war and a motherfucking ball forball.
Put your business on.
I'm putting my bitch shit outand that's what it gives.
That's it.
That's all Like history monthfuck, that's all I fit.
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That's all I.
That's how I feel about shit.
I think it's cool.
Yeah, I was like dangling.
No, she's in the Z Like thesong was wagging.
You know she should have didbetter and none of like.
I said I think the bitch eats.
I was to a doctor pillow.
I think the archipelago soundsbetter with the one bet better
than the one with the beat on it.
Try that out, you might fuckwith it after that.
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I Mean cuz his just not like aregular Megan's.
I mean, yeah, his just soundslike a regular Megan's.
On to me.
It's cool.
She had her up, she.
I think they both ate eachother Thursday.
Okay, moving on to the wisewords segment.
I bet you guys know what songhe's gonna be Bigfoot, the fuck.
Of course it's gonna be bigfoot, and you know, for the fun,
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you know the hotties I'll puthits on there too.
So it's too.
It's too.
You know, whatever you like,it's too.
Each is on around hismotherfucker.
I'm not gonna make you no onefeel bad for being on whoever
side that they want to be one,because people are riding hard
for Megan and people are ridinghard for Nikki and I'm a bar for
real fuck.
I'm gonna go see her, I'm not.
This just made me more empty.
Go see you, the fuck.
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Because sometimes they betalking a shit at the concert.
I'm trying to hear you.
Sometimes I like a little miss,I'm sorry.
I like a little fight, a littleproblematic.
Does that make me problematic?
Of course not, because peoplepay Hell of money to go see two
niggas fighting a ring and beateach other's ass to death.
See what I said anyway, allright, um, y'all, if you are
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listening, please make sure thatyou are rating the podcast and
leaving a review.
If you can't, please Y'all.
I be checking the reviews.
Y'all have not been reviewinglike a year.
Like I don't fuck with the pie,like I've ready.
Y'all could at least ready.
You could get five stars.
We're five star worthy aroundhere.
Like we could give.
We could get five stars.
You fuck with me like that.
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you like, comment and subscribe.
Please like the video.
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We're giving you time, time andopportunity, space and
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I don't want to fight, though,but, with that being said,
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But feel big for the his, andI'm not gonna be mad at either
one because you said what yousaid.
It's that I'm business, it's2024.
That's the only thing that wecan do is stand on big business,
big business, big Nick, say bigniggas, call me, call me, beat
(28:29):
me.
If you want to reach me, don't,do not call me.
I'm too focused right now.
Call me, don't call me.
Do not call me because Ihaven't mean so self-tied.
Please do not call me anyway.
One is about to say yeah, likecomment, subscribe.
Oh yeah, please subscribe,because we're at like 120, 122.
(28:51):
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We can do that.
Make sure that y'all share thepodcast team.
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in the reviews, in the commentsection.
(29:11):
Let's talk.
Come on baby Jokes.
We are a family.
We are a family like a gianttree Reaching out for the stars.
Is no Train girls, please.
You know the vibe anyway.
But y'all what?
Uh?
And I'm gonna let you know.
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Anything that you give isgreatly appreciated.
We love you and, yeah, I wantto thank you guys for watching,
I want to thank you guys forlistening and I'm just trying to
change the world one joke at atime.
Salute, peace out.
Welcome back to another episode of my life is a
joking.
I'm your host fee.
What's up?
Baby Joker's y'all is play,kiss the remote.
You know I'm fuck around.
Yes, I do have.
If you're watching and thosethat are listening and cannot
see, I do have my sunglasses ontop and my prescription glasses
because I can't see in real life.
(00:27):
Okay, I can't see in real life.
You know I'm gonna take it offbecause I can see damage to love
right in here.
I can't.
You know, I gotta give me somereal.
So you know I gotta give mesome sunglasses.
Wasn't prescription?
Because you know, like I'm realblind, like real can't see.
Like you know my license Ican't operate machinery.
I think that's because I can'toperate heavy machinery.
(00:51):
Anyway, it is black historymonth.
Shout out to the niggas, andthe niggas only, like you know,
real niggas.
You know I'm saying I don'tfuck around.
You know I love that people.
You know I love us down, like,love us, like we are magical.
You know I'm saying we're likemystical creatures, like bitches
follow our every move, like,like they try to look like those
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.
They try to look like us, theytry to be like us, they try to
talk like us.
Bitch, you can't be a swaggy aslet's beach like it this is, is
what the fuck it is, and I saidwhat I said.
Okay, so you know, and I andyou know, because it's black
history month, I'm not taking nodisrespect for a name beach.
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You know I already don'ttolerate disrespect, but I'm not
not tolerating from people thatare not.
You know.
I'm saying if you are not, weare not, we're not playing those
games.
If I feel disrespected in anykind of way from the
motherfuckers that aren't, youwill be pimps lab and the only
(02:01):
the only question I will beasking is open or backhand?
Okay, open or backhand?
I'm not fucking playing withniggas like I'm.
Hang on, let's correct that.
I'm not playing with youbitches.
Okay, because I'm for theniggas.
Don't get shit confused overhere.
Okay, don't get shit confused.
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We need to bring back.
We need to bring back pimps.
You know pimps, limps and shit.
You know pimps.
Slap the shit out your ass,bitch, it would.
It's not a fucking game, it'snot a key key, no, for sure.
We need shout out to all ofthem for pimps and shit like
where are they at?
Where are all the pimps thatI'm talking about, real pimps
that will?
Pimps, pistol whip your ass andsay, shut up bitch, shut up
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bitch.
You know, you know, slap theshit out.
You don't understand.
Like when do you bring thatkind of shit back like it's?
It's so 1970s of us.
You know what I mean.
Like I'm just playing, you know, here to the.
You know I was gonna say a wholenother podcast name.
That is not that.
This is my life as a joke.
What the fuck.
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What the fuck I got going on.
Y'all support black business andeverything.
Black podcast is blackentertainers.
Y'all, make sure y'all do y'allbig one this month and not
fucking playing Like, come on,go set, go go help and support
your fellow black people.
We have to, you know, we haveto stay together.
Nobody want to see us together,but it don't matter, no,
(03:30):
because I got you back.
It's a kind.
Y'all know nothing about that.
Y'all know nothing about that.
I'm a real, you're a real wetfigure.
I don't know, like, did I saymy name at the beginning of this
month?
Because I really don't remember?
But y'all, I'm all over theplace.
But yeah, we need to bring backpimps and pistol whips and all
(03:52):
that.
I'm just playing here at the myLife is a Joke podcast, because
this is what this is.
We do not condone violence.
I will not be hitting anybody.
No one will be hitting me.
If you don't disjain me, wewon't be doing that.
Like I don't want.
I want everybody to be safe.
You know I want everybody to be.
You know I do want everybody tobe safe.
But you know if you fuck whereyou fuck around, hey, hey, hey,
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now you find out, bitch, let'snot do too much.
Anyway, so I had a dream todaythat you know I was a
motherfucking toothless banditand y'all might be like where
the fuck you going with thisbabe, I don't know, just just
walk with me.
And so I had a dream that Ididn't have no tooth in like I
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didn't have no, I had, I'mmissing like a couple of teeth
in the front, and it was like Iwas in a movie.
I was in a movie and I'm like,I'm like pushing teeth in and
shit, like I'm putting caps inmy mouth and I'm like, damn.
Like I woke up and I said, damn, my real life can't, I can't go
out like that.
I already got a tooth missingin the back.
If you know that about yournigga, I already got two missing
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in the back.
But look, you can't even tell.
You know I'm saying you know Ithink I don't even think you can
see it.
If a nigga laughs too hard,maybe you can't but get the fuck
up out my mouth like that'scrazy.
But I'm just like damn.
Like to be missing teeth in thefront is like damn, because
what the fuck?
I can't have that shit.
I can't go out like that.
(05:21):
You know I do want to get myteeth done Like I don't know
when that, when that, when thatcomedy bag money come in, when
that funny money come in, likeI'm dropping a bag on these
teeth, I'm not fucking playing.
I'm gonna do one of two things.
I'm gonna get venerated, I'mgonna get in visible line.
I'm not.
I don't fuck with the wirebraces.
Like you know, I'm saying liketo those who do it okay, you
know that's cool for y'all, butto me I can't have no wires in
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my mouth because I can't have nolist.
Sometimes y'all already don'tbe knowing what the fuck I'm
saying or talking about.
I don't need a list on talkingon top of that.
And then sometimes it justsound like when people have
braces.
It just sound like, you know,like there's a ball.
It's always like a ball isspeeding your mouth, like it's
just, it's just sound weird andI don't, I don't fuck with it.
I don't fuck with it and youknow I can't, I can't have that.
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So I think you know I would dothe envision line right.
You know, if I'm gonna keepsome teeth, if I'm gonna keep my
real ones, I'll do the envisionlines.
You know it puts kind of shove.
A bitch can know.
If it didn't know what the fuckI was saying, you know I could
pop them hoes out like doggydentures.
You know, get to it Like bitch.
This what I had said, you know.
I mean I Hope y'all understandme, I hope y'all be getting it
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like for real.
I was like you know I wasreally thinking about that.
I was walking my dog to that.
I said you can't get no wildbraces and I feel, like I've
said that on here before likethat's not, that's not that
first one, that's really not thelook I'm going for.
You know I'm saying I'm like tobe 20, 60, shit.
You know I'm not saying it's aage limit on it, but I look like
a grown-ass woman.
So, with that being said, likeI don't ever not want to not
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look like a grown-ass woman.
I'm not not saying that Iwouldn't look like a child with
them.
I just feel like I Would looklike an adult, but with baby
teeth you know what I mean LikeI'm mature about a mouth and
shit.
I Can't have that shit.
I can't have it.
But if I do, don't get somemore fucking venerated.
I don't.
I don't know what.
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His name is, named dr Smith, drQ, whoever did glow real teeth.
Y'all think I see, be, it'sgonna really cheapy.
Go look, I Think they look good.
But her dr, fine, dr Q wasnamed.
I Mean I should put put alittle picture of me.
That's a fine-ass black man hecould do.
I ain't.
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I ain't saying he could dowhatever, I'm just saying he
could do my teeth.
Do you have to be sleep forthat?
Cuz I wouldn't want to besleeping.
I just wouldn't like lookingany guys like Am I your day
Looking at.
We're gonna get into thatanyway, but y'all, I couldn't be
a motherfucking.
I Couldn't have nomotherfucking miss teeth in the
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front and speaking abouttoothless fucking bandits,
toothless bastards.
Christian, look now and I knowit had pained me a little bit
when I had seen it, because youknow people talk so much shit
about Christian Right but thethe gag is I like her, I Love
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Christian.
You know I'm saying like she'llreal Baltimore hood bitch.
Like you know I'm saying shegetting money and she love our
nigga.
But the thing is like that nowthat part I don't really fuck
with.
You know, the blue face part,like I get it like if it was
very good Because at first itwas give a very commercial, like
very toxic, like you knowthat's what you holds like.
But now it's, it's gone too far.
(08:34):
The tattoo of that nigga face onyour face is insane.
You have blue face on your face.
That sentence out loud is inthe fucking same.
And I'm just, and I'm just likewhat Happened to bitches
getting a little name tag?
Like I don't know she had hisname tatted hella times.
But it's just like when thefuck did we graduate from that?
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You know I'm saying it wasalready a major thing.
It's already a major thing if abitch go get a nigga named
tatted right now.
It's like damn, if you a little, you love that nigga and you
really think that niggas for you.
I'm not saying he ain't, hejust might be, but just in case
that he not, that's crazy.
You got the nigga name tattedon you and that is my forgot.
(09:20):
This nigga face tatted on thecheek, on the motherfucking
cheek.
It's like, damn, you missseeing them.
That bad you just.
And people are saying, like youknow, it's not real.
It could be Hannah, like, cuzher face wasn't swole, don't
give a fuck, hannah.
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And I like, even if it is in,okay, cool, like they should
have washed away in a well likeor Eventually fade out.
But it's just a point.
It's just a point like thetension is going too far.
It's going too far like, and Idon't want to turn the leg women
down, but that shit's gettingin fucking saying she black, yes
, you gotta be right, I don'tknow, but it's just like it's
(10:03):
too much.
Man, I saw that shit.
I said come on, come on.
And I didn't want to unfollowher because everybody else was
unfollowing her, but I was likeshe, I Might have to just do
this one, cuz you got stuff yougotta learn, like you know.
You know it could be hard outhere trying to figure out who
you are and find yourself.
And she's the mother, thelittle bit young, she young and
(10:24):
she you know I'm saying I and Ihate my mother's be like that's
no excuse to do dumb shit.
But she, that front to love isnot developed by it does?
It's not fully developed to 25,but that's it.
So I'm just like, let me justpray for that queen.
You know I hope that she getswell soon, because you know I
want to talk too much shit aboutit.
(10:45):
Because you know I still likeher.
I still like I think she's acool ass motherfucker.
Like I Like her little song.
You know I like the little vibe.
Like you know I Fuck, wait each.
You know I'm not finna, sit upher in line, say that I don't.
I just wish most folks wouldmake better choices, because I
ain't gonna hold you.
It's just giving my life is ajoke For real.
(11:05):
You know this ain't even whatthat shit stand for.
It's like.
It's like it's very click-baity, like could you imagine I'm
sorry if you saw that, but couldyou imagine a life being very
click-baity, like Cringe?
I just didn't like that and Iwas like damn Christian, like
(11:26):
you really doing too much, likeyou losing me, nigga, you really
fucking losing me.
I'm pray for my nigga, I'm prayfor the nigga, but then it's
just then then the new bitch.
I don't even know her name, Idon't even know her name.
Blue face, new girlfriend.
Then we got her name not hisname, but his whole face tatted
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on her ass, her ass.
And this is a good ass, this isa good looking ass and she
wouldn't put this nigga face onit.
It's crazy.
I Would never waste a good youknow, a good ass like that.
Oh my Lord, on my word, I Wouldnot waste a good ass.
(12:07):
And on that I mean, like whatam I doing putting a nigga name?
I mean I mean Cuz Lord, I kindof wish it was a name and whole
nigga face.
And Christian, how the fuck youfeel you got this nigga on your
face.
And now she walking around these, well, he's nigga on her a and
I just know, I just know bitchescannot wait to go to some
(12:29):
little one vacation With alittle bikini on and poke that
ass out with motherfucking blueface on it.
But then it's like what y'allgonna do when you're not
together?
No more.
You know, I know I don't hopethat people don't.
I don't hope Relationships infor people.
I would love for them to keepgoing, but it's just like we
know goddamn well that shit not,finna last long and you ain't
(12:50):
got that whole nigga face onyour ass.
That shit need to be sharpie.
I need to stop playing y'all.
This is dangerous game.
Yeah, I need to do that wholebitching sharpie.
And then, when the video cut on, then y'all got a you know the
fucking tattoo needle in yourhand and shit.
Cuz y'all taking the test forY'all taking this shit a little
(13:10):
too far.
I can't believe she wasted agood ass on them on their nigga
face.
Like that's crazy.
Like well, anyway, speaking ofas y'all, I'm back in the gym
period.
You know how it is.
The niggas stay back in the gymand I just can't wait so I have
a good, as you know I'm sayingI asked what like Even bitches
can't even fucking hate on.
Like you know, they're gonna besending a black damn.
(13:31):
That's the feds.
You know what I mean.
That's all.
That's all I'm saying.
I just, you know I can't waittill I'm that motherfucker, you
know I'm saying cuz you first ofall Hoes, they are, they can't
fuck what I got going on.
But fuck it, look good, make alittle money around it, being
like not too much, you know,still donate to the favorite
(13:52):
podcast, cuz you know, supportus like history month.
Come on, don't be that kind ofnigga.
Be one of these kind of niggas,be a good one.
So it's just like you know Ijust it's already.
Life is good, baby.
I think you're not been a goodhead space and everything.
So now you know my waistgetting a little smaller, it's
getting a little sadder, skingetting a little clearer.
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You know her gritty shit.
You know the things that happenwhen you leave that nigga alone
.
Boy, boy, where you been?
Jesus, anyway, moving on,moving on, I don't like how
y'all did Mariah the scientistfor real, no bullshit.
Like I felt like Y'all did toomuch.
(14:34):
I'm a fun of that girl on thatcar.
Now, granted, the car was nastyLike and I ain't even talking
about what she said it was itwas that little noise.
You know I have a.
You know I have a thing about.
No, you know, mouth noises,nose noises, like I don't like
to hear, body-leaf noises, likeI'm not into it, I'm not the
fucking tool.
So it was.
You know, am I a?
(14:55):
You know all of that extra shit.
You know doing all the extrafor me.
They just really fucked it up.
But you know Y'all was likey'all was, y'all wouldn't even
talking about the little noise,because at first I didn't know
that that bitch having.
So I actually heard the clip.
But y'all, y'all, some of my son, why she talking like that and
why she's doing all that.
That's her man.
(15:15):
That's how you get you supposedto talk to your fucking man.
The fuck.
Y'all.
Act like y'all don't be knowing.
That's what be bugging me about, you holes.
You know it's black historymonth, so I'm putting holes up
on game niggas like to feelwanted.
Talk cute to that nigga.
Talk you to that nigga Don'tknow.
Nigga wanna hear.
Don't nobody want her bitch.
Am I yo?
Am I your baby?
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The fuck.
It's that nigga didn't see whathe say.
First of all, you know I reallycalled him a bitch like what?
No, you ain't my baby, you thebitch.
Now the fuck, come on, y'allgotta talk cute to a nigga.
You know I love to perform.
You know I love to give alittle performance.
You know I just saying I lovebeing a woman.
(16:00):
I love niggas down.
You know I'm saying I love agood black king.
So I'm gonna talk cute on thatphone to that man.
Y'all act like y'all don't knowwhat the fuck to do when that
man comes around on that phonein his face.
Talk cute to that nigga, if youreally like that, he like you.
Now, if y'all running a goodgame, you do what you do.
But I'm talking about for real,for a, look them niggas been,
they damn near married, is theynot?
(16:21):
Are they not married?
Shit, they just boyfriend andgirlfriend shit.
They've been together for solong.
You slow, talk cute.
The fuck em Talking about somein my year, you know, come on,
let that girl live my life.
That's her, that's her daddy.
He didn't shoot a baby.
She baby little bee.
You supposed to act, shit likethey do.
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Love me, the fuck yeah, did youmiss me?
Fuck yeah, you're supposed tosay that kind of shit?
The fuck y'all are so weird.
Yeah, that's why y'all hoes besingle.
Ain't gonna say too much, cuzI'm single too, but I'm still
like, when the, when the timecomes, the fuck, this is me.
So pick me issue.
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Now I'm not saying to be yeah,bitch, that's how you don't get
picked, that's all I'm saying.
People be like oh, my god,you're being.
Pick me being a, pick me, beinga pick me.
You know, try to get pick mesuch a bad rep when it comes to
that kind of shit.
But it's just like but you wantto be picked.
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That's the whole point.
You don't want to be byyourself.
You want to look niggas thefuck.
You want somebody to hang outwith, talk to you, rub on your
back and she Speak life intoyour ass so you can then do the
same for him.
What the fuck?
Or them, or whoever, whoeveryour little party is yeah, I
(17:46):
don't know be dressing it up andbeing cute enough for me.
Y'all just be.
Y'all is really some roughrocks, y'all do y'all.
Y'all sometimes be giving mecentral baddie energy.
Y'all.
Y'all be giving that sometimes.
You know, when I tell you aboutthe girl with no teeth and I'm
out, that's what y'all be actinglike.
Y'all be talking to niggas likeif pitbull puppies could talk.
(18:09):
Be a lady, okay, be a fuckinglady.
Nobody wants to deal with thatbullshit.
Just be cool.
That's why it's man, just right, damn, y'all shouldn't have.
Did my right like that.
She got her man, she.
I mean, he ain't going nowheregrinning.
He's not a fucking dude, freethug, free, fucking thug.
(18:33):
You know what I'm saying.
He not.
He can't cheat on him.
He could, but then that wouldalso mean some other shit.
But we ain't in tough, we ain'tgonna get into it.
You know that's that manbusiness in her's too.
When that's all I'm saying.
What did we learn today?
Talk to your nigga, cute, don'tbe, don't be so vicious,
because y'all be quick to tie ablack man down.
I don't like that.
Do niggas be trippingAbsolutely.
(18:55):
Be doing the fucking most,absolutely.
But bitches, we do too, it's,it's cool, just be, just be cool
.
Sometimes we'll be doing themost.
Y'all be, y'all be running amokand I just be like, uh, it's
okay, we can survive this, wecan get through this.
Okay, it was really likespeeding real, real, real
(19:19):
through.
What are the?
What in the fuck do I be saying?
Or pills, sometimes like this,why I can't get no motherfucking
wild braces, because sometimesI don't know what the fuck I'm
saying or what I'm trying to say.
Could you imagine whateversound or whatever I was just
trying to say with braces in myneck?
What the fuck is a knife?
That's what I'm talking about.
(19:39):
I can't even fucking talk.
He prayfully.
Niggas.
Black history run anyway.
Moving on Now.
This is my mother.
This is the bread and butter.
Y'all got the game fucked up.
I don't know what y'all gotgoing on and I don't understand
why what she's getting to it.
The whole niggie and Meg shit.
(20:00):
I'm gonna stay down the fuck.
I'm a boy, that's just what thefuck it is.
Do I like making?
Absolutely I fuck with me.
I fuck with me.
But I like Tina Snow just alittle bit better.
No, I'm not feeling, I'm not noline.
I sometimes do be lying, but I'mnot feeling kept about that.
Okay, I'm not lying about that.
(20:21):
Um, y'all, I think I thinky'all also did too much about
that too.
Y'all are like, oh my gosh, his, no, y'all were saying that his
was a better this than bigfoot.
You know, I'm not gonna lielike His to me just sounded like
a regular Megan song, like,yeah, she did her big one with
the Megan's law bar and someother shit.
(20:41):
But I like niggies.
This I did, I enjoyed it.
I ain't even like it better.
Acapella, the fuck.
That's all right.
That's how hard I'm gonna ridefor niggie, bro, even though I
did make a previous episode andhow she was pissing me off
because she was pissing me off.
But it's just like I see itdifferent now.
It I do feel like I heardsomebody say that it.
(21:03):
You know, I feel like that.
They felt like it was like anicky hate train.
Everybody tried to get some abandwagon and hate niggie.
And I don't like that.
But I'm not.
I'm not fucking with niggiebecause y'all, y'all don't fuck
with niggie.
I'm fucking niggie because Ifuck with niggie.
The fuck the hell.
I bought niggie gun.
I bought niggie tickets.
I can't wait to go see thatmotherfucker.
Hear me, I'm being thatmotherfucker rapping moment for
(21:26):
life off that ass.
Thanks.
Okay, don't fucking play withit.
But no, but I was out like shetalking about the dead mom, like
you can't say that she be Loner, damn, okay, I'm not saying the
shit, cool, it's acceptable.
But my thing is Megan said theMegan's law thing.
(21:48):
Okay, she ate her, she ate herup with that.
I'm not saying she didn't eather up, she didn't eat her ass
up with that.
But then, yes, y'all was sohell bent on what she said.
But it's just like when?
When did it become rules to therap?
When, and I agree with that,there are no rules and rap beef
and there are no rules andfighting.
(22:09):
So they say if you're notprofessionally doing like
Fighting, there are no rules.
This is street shit and I feellike street fighting is like
being in the rap game.
I Feel like it's one of thesame.
I'm just saying look at like,when you really look, if you're
like a really fan of rap, youcan do your rap history.
(22:31):
You can go back and hear somegood old rap days.
Is them niggas was trying tokill one another?
So talking about it?
Someone's dead parent andsomebody's child and their
husband that shit's out thefucking window.
When we don't like each other,the fuck.
You ain't hear me when I'mtalking that.
The other week, before I was inyour bag, some bitch was
(22:53):
fighting over becausemotherfuckers said something
about their kids.
They don't give a fuck.
That girl said on that shot Idon't give a fuck about your
mama and her mama was there.
They don't give a fuck.
So I'm like y'all motherfuckersbe.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's becauseNikki is who Nikki is, megan's
who Megan is, but these are tworegular bitches.
Two regular bitches.
(23:14):
No fame, no money, two regularbitches.
Y'all be like fight it out,beach.
Fight it the fuck out and madea bitch man win the fuck.
I Love a good time, a littlegood, you know, a little good
romper.
I Like to watch it.
Let's clear that up, cuz Idon't want nobody to feel like
they come put their hands on mecuz that's not, that's not it,
(23:37):
because I might start shooting.
I ain't getting them game.
That you know.
That.
You know, don't come over hereputting your hands on me and
shit.
I'm just saying I Just feellike it's a whole lot of other
shit that we could be, you know,mad the fuck about.
But y'all, y'all, y'all herewas mad about that and I'm just
like it ain't even all of thaty'all was to me.
(23:58):
I was a little pissy this week.
Yeah, I was real pissed thefuck off.
Yeah, I said what's the namewas talking?
You shouldn't have been talkinglike that tomorrow, right, all
right, what the fuck Reason whyI can't get no braces again?
You know, this is like she is amotherfucker.
I be blaming everything on thislegs.
Yeah, bitch walk a little funny.
I said damn, I just like she isacting up today.
(24:21):
The fuck People like they don'thave nothing to do with your
legs, did you?
Don't have it.
You don't know what it do.
You don't know what it do?
Did you know it can mess upwith numbers and shit, fucking
numbers up to?
Yeah, you just thought I wasreading and writing.
Huh, no, it's, it's levels tothis shit.
And so if they can fuck withthe numbers, why wouldn't it
(24:42):
fuck with my knees?
Like the fuck.
Come on, like Like historymoney.
It is what I say it is, butthat's not what we're talking
about.
Bouncing, I just was like shit,all is all, everything is fair,
it's whatever.
Now, did I like thatmotherfucker's grave people,
mothers and fathers, grave siteswas leaked?
No, I don't like that shit.
(25:02):
I don't think y'all should gofan, should go be you know
Dropping locations of wherepeople did relatives are and you
know, motherfucking sackinglike they're gonna go dig a mug,
like that's.
That's weird.
You know I'm saying thisbecause there's some internet
shit.
You know I'm saying in thisshit I need to stay on the
internet.
If y'all not gonna fight it out.
You know I'm saying if y'allnot gonna go ball for ball, like
that shit be because thattruthfully, truthfully, megan, I
(25:27):
feel like Megan are probablyfighting Iggy, but Nikki not
gonna fight Megan, and I thinkwe know that Like they're not
gonna get in the street fuckingscrap it out.
So the only option is a littleinternet be a little tour the
war and a motherfucking ball forball.
Put your business on.
I'm putting my bitch shit outand that's what it gives.
That's it.
That's all Like history monthfuck, that's all I fit.
(25:53):
That's all I.
That's how I feel about shit.
I think it's cool.
Yeah, I was like dangling.
No, she's in the Z Like thesong was wagging.
You know she should have didbetter and none of like.
I said I think the bitch eats.
I was to a doctor pillow.
I think the archipelago soundsbetter with the one bet better
than the one with the beat on it.
Try that out, you might fuckwith it after that.
(26:15):
I Mean cuz his just not like aregular Megan's.
I mean, yeah, his just soundslike a regular Megan's.
On to me.
It's cool.
She had her up, she.
I think they both ate eachother Thursday.
Okay, moving on to the wisewords segment.
I bet you guys know what songhe's gonna be Bigfoot, the fuck.
Of course it's gonna be bigfoot, and you know, for the fun,
(26:37):
you know the hotties I'll puthits on there too.
So it's too.
It's too.
You know, whatever you like,it's too.
Each is on around hismotherfucker.
I'm not gonna make you no onefeel bad for being on whoever
side that they want to be one,because people are riding hard
for Megan and people are ridinghard for Nikki and I'm a bar for
real fuck.
I'm gonna go see her, I'm not.
This just made me more empty.
Go see you, the fuck.
(26:58):
Because sometimes they betalking a shit at the concert.
I'm trying to hear you.
Sometimes I like a little miss,I'm sorry.
I like a little fight, a littleproblematic.
Does that make me problematic?
Of course not, because peoplepay Hell of money to go see two
niggas fighting a ring and beateach other's ass to death.
See what I said anyway, allright, um, y'all, if you are
(27:25):
listening, please make sure thatyou are rating the podcast and
leaving a review.
If you can't, please Y'all.
I be checking the reviews.
Y'all have not been reviewinglike a year.
Like I don't fuck with the pie,like I've ready.
Y'all could at least ready.
You could get five stars.
We're five star worthy aroundhere.
Like we could give.
We could get five stars.
You fuck with me like that.
(27:46):
Okay, and if you're watching onYouTube, please make sure that
you like, comment and subscribe.
Please like the video.
It has been brought to myattention that people like my
videos but don't be liking myvideos.
That is a call out.
Please like the video righthere.
Right now.
We're giving you time, time andopportunity, space and
opportunity.
I don't want to fight, though,but, with that being said,
(28:07):
please do that for me and putput in a comment.
But feel big for the his, andI'm not gonna be mad at either
one because you said what yousaid.
It's that I'm business, it's2024.
That's the only thing that wecan do is stand on big business,
big business, big Nick, say bigniggas, call me, call me, beat
(28:29):
me.
If you want to reach me, don't,do not call me.
I'm too focused right now.
Call me, don't call me.
Do not call me because Ihaven't mean so self-tied.
Please do not call me anyway.
One is about to say yeah, likecomment, subscribe.
Oh yeah, please subscribe,because we're at like 120, 122.
(28:51):
Let's get the 20.
We can do that.
Make sure that y'all share thepodcast team.
You know your favorite groupchats three or more, three or
more people, so y'all could talkabout it, because you loved it
so much that you also want tohave conversation about it.
But you know where else youcould have conversation about it
in the reviews, in the commentsection.
(29:11):
Let's talk.
Come on baby Jokes.
We are a family.
We are a family like a gianttree Reaching out for the stars.
Is no Train girls, please.
You know the vibe anyway.
But y'all what?
Uh?
And I'm gonna let you know.
Donations are open.
Please donate to the podcast.
(29:32):
Anything that you give isgreatly appreciated.
We love you and, yeah, I wantto thank you guys for watching,
I want to thank you guys forlistening and I'm just trying to
change the world one joke at atime.
Salute, peace out.
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