No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato. This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales: - Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions. - Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships. - Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children. - Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands. - Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes. - Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme. - Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play. And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out: [https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]
After the critical acclaim and fame which followed the success of Tales of Sada Emedu, writer and creator Kier Zhou chose to live a hermetic existence in Beverly Hills, only leaving his spartan mansion to frequent Hollywood parties and Award Ceremonies.
In that time, he is rumoured to have created a new project: No Return. The rumours and whispers around this projects have grown into a chorus of dema...
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Pekko and Adrastea head off to 'The Puddle' to bring Ravi back to life, playing games, invading dreams and revealing big secrets en route to the their destination!
Adrastea- Angela Yih @ GirlmadeofJade
Pekko/Ravi - Kier Zhou
Young Ravi...
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Ravi Returns, attempts to find Adrastea and makes a new friend. Pekko and Adrastea continue playing games en route to the puddle. A new threat emerges.
Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjade
Gnilfiet- Krissi Williams
The Dissident - Jak True (he/h...
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The Dissident learns that much has changed since he died. Adrastea deals with the Berserkers and Pekko travels more memories.
Adrastea- Angela Yih
Dissident- Jack True
Ravi/Pekko/Bikhu Ram/Vayu- Kier Zhou
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Ravi and The Dissident play catch up. Adrastea calls out Pekko and has her mind blown. She arrives.
Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJade
Ravi/Pekko: Kier Zhou
The Dissident: Jak True @TrueJak
Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissix
Ilkea: Ma...
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Pekko tells a meandering story of 'the great cosmogony'. Gnilfiet listens impatiently waiting for her moment.
Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams
Pekko: Kier Zhou
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Ravi reflects on the benefits of death. Gnilfiet upsets Pekko.
Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJade
Ravi/Pekko: Kier Zhou
The Dissident: Jak True @TrueJak
Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissix
All the characters finally arrive at The Puddle but it looks like someone is keen for a fight!
Will Pekko reveal what the hell is going on? Honestly... probably not...
Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjade
Gnilfiet- Krissi Williams
The Dissident - Dr Loup Sutcliffe
Ravi- Kier Zhou
Content Warning ⚠️:
- Violence
- Threats of Violence
-Threats of Canniba...
The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.
Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.
Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.
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The following is an excerpt from the journal of Chief Signalman Olinwa Aora Galondel Nossiter. They were part of the Holy Mission to the North Hub. The Chief Signalman is presently missing in action and this document is marked for destruction. I have chosen to s...
What was all that nonsense about a weasel!? Here is the story .
Content Warning ⚠️:
- Foul language
- Mild Peril
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