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September 1, 2022 41 mins
The Morning Hack…If you're going to see a movie this weekend...where is the best place to sit! Science has an answer! Ryan’s Roses...The neighbor warned the wife to keep an eye on her husband and their nanny. Obviously that’s an incredibly unsettling warning. We’ll see what we can find out to help. Would you sign a no cheating contract? And who should we fix up Kim Kardashian with?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood. Thank you for listening to us. Ryan Air
with Ryan Seacrest, Good morning, Thursday morning is the first
day of September. Is for the reminder, the birds were
in the bur months September, October, November two thirds over.

(00:27):
Oh my goodness, because they are going now, they're going fast.
This is gonna be the hottest month. Huh, not all month, honestly, yes,
which we just started. I don't know. I can't see
the three week future forecast. It's gonna be like a
hundred and million degrees today today it is might get

(00:50):
and a half. That is not okay, pump springs. That's
uncomfortably hot and dangerously hot too. By the way, last
night I had in dive and I put garlic on
I ever have in dive that lettuce. It's that green lettuce.
It's like cuppy. Yes, I have like light green cuppy

(01:10):
and yes, yes exactly. It's like it's like long and
in that long in its little trough I put like
a like a garlic pesto. It's not gone. It's not gone.
You know when you wake up in the morning. Got
I brushed my teeth and I gargled, and it's now
come back. Yeah, how it makes you dry? Don't I

(01:32):
love garlic, but it kind of gives you a dry mouth.
Maybe the pesto is giving you the dryness too, well,
it's the garlic in the pesto. Do you remember your
dream from last night? No, I don't want to. I
don't know. I don't I don't want to. I don't
want to try and go back. Do you know what?
I always wonder though it's gonna be a hundred and
fifteen in Palm Springs, just looking that's like the same
as it's going to be here in the valley. I'm

(01:55):
just looking and thinking about do you know? So? Talking
about sleep? I've always wanted this because I don't think
we're there to remember? But can you recall the moments
from laying their awake to being asleep? Like that bridge
the best feeling ever? Right when you falling asleep but
falling to sleep, Like I go back and remember when

(02:19):
is there that is that that fall feeling? Is there
that in between feeling? There's is there a stage of
laying there tired and then sleep? I can't recall it ever?
Can you you recall you know, exactly when you went?
I don't know like the exact time. What are you
asking for the time, the feeling, the no I want
to I want to be now that's twenty minutes of

(02:42):
being awake and then you're asleep. Yeah, I want to know,
like is there's gotta be a slow fade from your
eyes being closed. There's different stages. I just wish like
I could hang in that stage. Do you like that stage?
I want to like that stage, but I'm never remembering

(03:04):
that stage. Do you know what We'll give you all
those answers? Is that little or ring you were wearing?
Find it? I think it's been lost. You have answers?
Do you have a device? You've got the freaking charger.
It's like you have I got to boom speaker chargers
and no booms, and I got an or ring charger

(03:26):
because that thing looks like a saucer. Right, you've got
an or ring charge. I can't find a ring. I
got charges for stuff. Can't find the stuff, don't I'm
warranty game call. I'm sure there is. I mean that time,
but I do need to put that back on. I
want to I want to learn more about it, and
I want you guys to make funny when I talk

(03:46):
and I've got my ring on right in your face.
It's like this my hands. So yes, we said today
it's going to be hot. We also have a orion's
roses today, so that's gonna be interesting. That the neighbor
here warned no wife to keep an eye on her
husband and their nanny. So if there was a warning,
this neighbor must have seen something. Legit. We're gonna get

(04:09):
into that hot today National TOFU day. When there's a
food day, I'm into it. Like some of the days
I'm not into, but this is I like. I I
do too. You know, I was reading about it. I guess.
I don't know what if I read the right stuff
or not, but it tells it was saying men should
need too much of it for some reason, saying with women,

(04:30):
what is it doing so none of us should have
too much of it? I don't think so does it
give the men estrogen? Thank if you have too much
of it. I'm not a doctor to go to web
MD look it up, but I just like it. I
could have it every day. You should cook at so
many different ways with salts, and it's low and calorie.
That this energy coming from me, that you are not

(04:52):
a tofu lover. I'm not a tofu lover because I
can't eat it. Well, check out not good for me
so dairy soy and it's not dairy soy correct? Did
you look it up the web? M D Yeah, so
I said, is is tofu bad for women's health? The

(05:12):
only thing we can say is that women should be
safe to consume soy ya foods and amounts consistent with
Asian diet. So well, I guess anything in moderation, but
I celebrate it today and it's very processed. Son, all
have to be very processed. Ony, don't you google that?

(05:33):
While you're doing that? We should also do a game
where we read our latest Google searches, because mine are
is ridiculous. How do you find your latest Google searches?
I don't know. Sometimes they're just they're like when I go,
I don't I don't know how I get to them,
but they just pop up your box is the history? Yeah?
Or on your phone. It's those boxes that were open,

(05:54):
you know, the boxes that were open so you could
look at like, I'm like, how does stuff a sea
back us? You know? Right? How long do you cook
fish for? What is you? What do you find out
um so tofu is also a processed food. All my
things we don't know, but but I like its national
to food and enjoy our go to here's what we do.

(06:15):
Let's play a game. Let's go to Safari. Click the
open book icon at the bottom and then you see
all your searches. Right, Oh, I see right there. Yeah.
Mine has like sports bar, studio City. Mine has proof
period underwear, Derma Logical, West Hollywood salmon recipe. Charley presides

(06:39):
location Instagram. Let's do my research looking at her up
a premium thaigline of the Don't Worry Darling drama electrical
parade route. It's kind of Tanya. I don't know how
to address this real quickly here, but Mark, a producer,

(07:01):
wants me to ask you about a first of yours.
Oh no, this was really exciting because I found my
first gray hair on my head. I was getting my
hair done and it was like right on top of
my head, and my hair stylist saw it and she
showed it to me, and I felt like, I feel
like there's always this negative connotation when you get gray hair.
Everybody gets really sad about it. But I was really
proud of it because I feel like I've grown so

(07:23):
much and it was great proof on my head. I
got mine on my thirty and I was very sad. Yeah,
I'm depressed. I mean, I don't really do you see
any no on your beard? Yeah? But on my hair
knock on wood, I can't. I don't think they're there.
But they're kind of there if you cut really short,

(07:44):
maybe a little bit. But I'm not going to feel
great about it. I'm happy you can feel that good
about it. For I think it's because it was just
one like, it was one hair, blonde hair, like it'll
just all blend in. But I know when I got
on my beard talking about thanks, I'm not gonna argue that.

(08:10):
Let's go back to reading our searches. Let's get to
your morning hack. So if you are going to see
a movie this weekend, this is where sound engineers who
test the sound say the best place to sit is?
Where is the best place to sit visually and for
the audio? Do you think a little up Mike row

(08:32):
J in the middle? Center? I always do J. But
do you want to like it's always I sacrifice center
so I can go to the bathroom fast and get back.
I never have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of the movie. No I don't.
My kids than they always have to go, so they say,
dead center, two thirds of the way back right in
the middle, two thirds back. This is where the audio

(08:55):
engineers do the testing for the theater's sound system. That's
what it sounds best. Good. Which engineer is here for
us today? Just me? Your sound quality is good? Um,
if you don't mind coming up from your snorkel this morning. Uh,
where is the Where's the best place to listen to

(09:18):
this show? In your car? In your car? Yeah? I
would have to agree. Yeah, because the room that it's
acoustically going to be better than if you were just
playing it on a speaker in the back of your room.
I think the car would be the best audio. I
agree with that. Thank you very much for chiming in.
Thank you today's positive quote of the day. You did.

(09:43):
You did nothing wrong by choosing yourself over being someone's
backup plan. Just FM headlines, Well, no surprise here. We
have a statewide flex alert asking residents and businesses to
cut back on power usage, which four pm and nine
pm today to prevent a strain on the system. Cruise

(10:04):
working overnight made significant progress on the massive root fire
that exploded south of Castaic Lake near the five Freeway yesterday.
Officials said shifting winds and water drops actually helped them
get a better handle on the wildfire, but officials are
so concerned about hotspots continuing to burn with the potential
to jump the freeway. The FDA authorized reformulated version of

(10:28):
the Maderna and Fiser bio intech vaccines that aim to
protect the omicron variant. The new shots target both the
original strain of the coronavirus and the omicron B A
four and b A five sub variants that most people
are catching right now. Federal government plans to make those
boosters available starting next week. In California, employers may soon

(10:49):
have to post salaries for jobs and publicly reveal pay
scales by race, ethnicity, and gender. The new law would
require all employers in the state to post salary ranges
for open positions. It would also require companies with more
than a hundred employees to report pay scale data that
California would then make public. Governor Gavin Newsom has until

(11:12):
September to sign or veto the bill, and Avril Levine
received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday.
You know. She has sold over forty million albums worldwide,
received eight Grammy nominations for her hits like Complicated and
I'm With You Rocker Machine Gun. Kelly served as her
guest speaker for the ceremony on air with Ryan Seagretz. So, no,

(11:37):
I just think I don't know what sounds good on
this show. I don't know what's interesting on this show.
I don't know what people want. So textas four one
of two seven. If you know a good game, or
if we should never play a game again, or just
tell us what you want, or just take you know,
read from a book when you use to read from

(11:59):
the Twilight saga that was actually one of my favorite
chapters of life, was when I would read when I
was reading Twilight on the airder with Bella to find
the sound of that from back down again, I wonder
if we can find that, we have to be able

(12:19):
to find that, Oh my god, that's FAST's former security
guard at e He and I would play He would
play the role of Rob Pattinson and I was Bella. Yeah,
and we would we would do and re enact the
scenes to the book, and he would go out into

(12:41):
the courtyard. It was one time he climbed up a tree.
Oh that's when the show is fun. Alright, dark, we're
playing game that's not dark. It's called you just take
the air on the boom. We're having a good time there,

(13:01):
trying to bring it back home. So we never play games.
We're gonna play Name that park. Here it is Eddie.
Good morning, Eddie. How are you doing great? Doing well?
I am gonna play name that theme park with you.

(13:21):
It's a new game to us. You tell me which
Southern California theme park it is. When I give you
the name of a ride or attraction. Okay, let's go.
You gotta get three right before three wrong. And here
we go for four pack to Magic Mountain. First one
astro Orbiter, name that theme park? Astro Orbiter, y Eddie.

(13:49):
Next Wonder Woman, Flight of Courage, name that theme you
got it? Further win Despicable Me, Minion Mayhem's a studio. Yes,
good universal stude, Eddie. Do you work or just go
to theme parks? That was pretty fast. I just got

(14:10):
back some vacation. Actually just got back to Rosariego and
I'm excited to go to a theme park. Good. Well,
you're gonna go to where they got all the great
roller coasters, Magic Mountain. Thank you so much. Okay, best,
thank you guys so much. Listen everything, good day, Love
you guys, Love you buddy. Should we play more? Should
we play more or less? Games? More than? I love it? Yeah?

(14:31):
Because yeah he won, because I love your buddy. Hang
on one sec. He was good at that, he was
so good. All right, So where is it? It was
black for a long time before I heard them calling
someone shouting my name, Bella, Bella. It was. It's not

(14:57):
a funny scene. It's not a funny scene. I know. Sorry,
sorry guys, and um shout my name more times when
we pick up there. What was I trying to say?
It's black outside in the forest? Right? I vividly remember

(15:19):
listening to this like how the drive to work and
I was like crying. All right, so this is really interesting.
I got a glimpse at this. But basically, this woman
has a notarized contract, yes, right, if it's OK. If

(15:42):
it's notarized, does that make it legit? Like does that
mean that someone was there to witness it official? Is
that mean? Like why do we need that? I mean,
it is like when we when we refinance the house,
like it gets notarized. So that's like, I mean, it
makes it official, right, So what did this woman have notarized?
This is exactly what she does that she had a
contract notarized saying that her fiance, if he cheats on

(16:07):
her within the first five years of their marriage, he
has to pay bills or he has to pay her
bills for up to five years or something like that
if he so, if he cheats, he has to pay
her bills. Yes, exactly, which should just screams true love
right right before you're about to walk down the aisle.
But he is a version of isn't it, I mean,

(16:28):
in theory in I know it isn't theory. I guess
a version of a prenup. But she should shign one too.
If she cheats, she should pay his bills for five years.
I know, we I we don't know the whole like
background of this, but everybody is like divided. Like all
the comments were like she's crazy or all the comments
were like, wow, she's a genius and it's kind of
funny too. It kind of is here. Listen to some

(16:50):
of the this is Her video on TikTok. I have
just reached a new level of crazy because I just
made I did not make. He did out of his
own free will. But I have boyfriend, fance, my fiance
just gotta gage, just sign a legal document and we
gotta notarize that if he cheats on me, he has
to pay my bills. I'm so smart a crazy. I

(17:12):
don't know. I think they're in on the joke. I
think she wanted to go viral and congratulations you did,
and so I think, and maybe they did get this
contract notarized and it is what it is, but they
seem very much in love. She did go on to
say that she has trust issues. She has been cheated
on in the past, and it makes it her feel
a little bit more secure going into this marriage knowing

(17:33):
that she has this. But I just want to tell you,
if you're listening to that story, we pay your bills
without the infidelity, pay your bills without the cheating, not required,
but we have the infidelity coming up exactly, and if
he cheats, we might double your money, but probably not,
but we might, but we probably can't. But yes, we

(17:55):
could add Ryan's roses and pay your bills. We could
bring it all home on a two point seven Kiss FM,
It's time for Ryan's roses. Dear Ryan and Seiti, Sabrina
writes to us and says, in Lakewood, one of my

(18:16):
neighbors said something unsettling to me the other day. Let's
get her on the line and see what we can
find out. Sabrina, good morning, thanks for coming on. We
uh know that you're your neighbor said something unsettling to
you the other day. What did your neighbors say? Um? Well,
our our nanny's are actually really good friends. Um. They

(18:39):
all go together and take our kids to the same
park and they just hang around and talk. And my
neighbor Maggie, UM, actually had me come over the other
day to tell me that my nanny sheets of the
her nanny. UM said that my nanny is acting like
my husband is her husband. Things are a little just

(19:02):
too close for comfort. Um. And with my husband looking
from home lately, I just am super worried that something's
going on and I just need to get to the
bottom of it. And what do you think your neighbor
has seen in terms of a cozy up. Um, Well,
I'm not entirely sure. Those details were a little scamped.
In our conversation. I think she was just trying not

(19:23):
to upset me. But she did say that my husband
has been hanging out with the kids a little bit more,
so that does bring more opportunities for the two of
them to hang right. So, Sabrina said that her neighbor
has tipped her off, saying that her husband and her
nanny are looking a little too close for comfort when

(19:44):
she's not around. The neighbors got intel about this, So Sabrina,
we're gonna call your husband. I'll see what we can
find out. Um, I need you to say, Ryan, you
my permission to call, and then your husband's name. Go ahead, Ran,
you have my permission to call. And just to be clear,
if he does end up saying my nanny's name, I
just want you to bleep it like I don't want

(20:06):
her name on the air. Okay, we're gonna do that now,
So be very quiet until we find out what's going on.
And we're gonna off from some roses and go from there. Okay, Okay, Okay,
here we go. Good luck. He Hi is this Eric? Hi? Eric,

(20:33):
my name is Janelle. I'm calling from Lakewood Blooms. How
are you doing this? Morning. Right, how are you. I'm good,
Thank you for asking. So we're a flower shop here
in the area, and actually we're offering local residents of
promotion today. It's a free dozen red roses that you
can send to anybody that you'd like. You can choose
from red, pink, or white roses and they're absolutely free.
I don't need credit card, info, cash or anything. They

(20:55):
are free. You can send them to anybody that you'd like.
We just hope that you refers to friends and family
and come back because they were turning customer. Really yeah,
it's something that we do about once a month to
local residents. Uh. Um, you've been selected today. I just
need the name of the person that you want to
send them to. We can have them out by lunchtime today.
Um okay, um, all right, all right, yeah, let's uh

(21:20):
I'll do that. Let's sun so mm hmm. Interesting. So
I can send them to anybody. Yeah, all right, let
me I'll send them to send them to. Okay, and
what would you like to put on the card? I

(21:42):
let's say thank you for all you do. Love Eric
and Sabrina. Okay, and you know what actually like I
can just send it. You can send it to my address,
which is it's actually uh, it's seven. Eric, your voice

(22:04):
is being broadcast on the radio. I need you to
know that I've got your wife, Sabrina on the line. Eric,
this is Ryan Seacrest. Your voice is on the air.
Thank you for staying on the line with us for
a second. Um, Sabrina, do you want to tell him
about the tip you got? Yeah? I would, um, Eric.
Maggie's nanny, Rosie says that you and are getting a

(22:27):
little too close. Maggie's nanny told you this, yeah, Dave. Like, so, Sabrina,
what is like? What is going on? Like? I mean, so,
what are you doing while I'm at work now with

(22:50):
I'm her employer? They on her boss, and you know
what's going on here? Dude, babe? You know like we
just I was just trying to do a nice thing.
Come on, why don't you send the flowers to your wife? Yeah?

(23:12):
Well they're from both of us, They're from both. Like
why it's not, like I said, this is all ridiculous,
Like she's we appreciate her, right, don't we. What I
don't appreciate is her acting like you are her husband,
not my husband? You or my husband? I don't think

(23:34):
it's right for a nanny to be getting that close
with you. I don't think to wish what do you mean?
What do you mean? I literally don't know. That's why
we're here trying to figure this out. Rosie says that
she was touching on you, that she's gazing up at you,
that she gets really excited when you're around, lights up
when you're around. I just don't know how that. All right,

(23:58):
we're gonna Eric, and we're gonna let you guys take
it from here. Because there are a lot of people involved.
Maybe you should talk to some of them more directly. Um,
and we wish you good luck, Okay, all right, thanks
for okay, good luck, Sabrina, thank you. So, I I
wonder if if any of that's going on, is it

(24:22):
feeding his ego a little bit? And so he wanted
to send the flowers, but he also wanted to cover
himself by signing love Eric and Sabrina. I think so too.
I think he enjoys it. I think he enjoys the
attention sending the flowers from both of them to be
thoughtful because he's enjoying Yeah, because he didn't like why
wouldn't you just send the flower, the free flowers to

(24:42):
your wife like period, not enjoying whatever he's feeling. Sabrina
got a report that Eric was pozying up with the
nanny when she was away, and then he sends roses
to their nanny and signs the car hard thank you
for all you do, Love Eric and Sabrina. And we

(25:05):
learned on the call that Sabrina has heard that um
there nanny likes it when Eric is around, and he
probably likes the attention that he's feeling by that. And
so one of our theories is it, I don't think
he's cheating or not he's cheating, but he likes the

(25:26):
attention he might be getting from the nanny, and so
he sent roses to her as a thoughtful gesture and
signed the card Love Eric and Sabrina. No harm, no foul,
but there is harm the fact that you're enjoying the
flirtatious vibes that you're getting from the nanny that's taking
care of your children. By the way, well he denied, denied,

(25:47):
but it was interesting to me. It was interesting that
he signed a card from both of them, because you know,
maybe she would be in on it to know, Oh,
these are from him, but he had to sign it
from both of them or maybe not, Like I just
was trying to read into that further, like you think
actually stuff is going I don't know, but I was

(26:08):
reading into oh, okay, these roses will come. This person
will appreciate it, but she'll know he had to sign
from both of them. So I just feel like if
I came home from work and Michael's was like, oh,
I got free flowers today, and you know they gave
him away, I would be like, why, So, Valerie advantiged,

(26:30):
what do you think this sounds worse than it actually is.
I think he's just he just likes the attention, you know,
he probably really likes all the flirtation. He wants to
keep it going. I don't think he's actually cheating, though,
come on to his wife. I have I have to agree.
I think you're right. He likes the attention and he

(26:54):
kind of knows what he's doing here, right. He's not
completely naive, No, certainly not. He's just stupid because he's
a man and he just wants to continue on with
the slurry stuff because it probably makes him feel good.
But I don't think anything's actually going on here. He's
just he's he got caught though, so he probably feels

(27:15):
pretty stupid. All right, well, thank you for listening to
appreciative you. Take a look at you have a great
dame Van Eyes. He's just he's he's a man. He's stupid,
very broad? Is it okay for a married man to
enjoy the attention? Are you looking at me now? I'm

(27:41):
just wondering, like, would you not like it if you
got attention? Like yah, yeah from time from time to time, sure,
why not? Right? But if it's like an everyday thing,
I feel like it confessed her and start building up
to become something that it should not, And that's where

(28:03):
it gets slippery. So like if we're out to dinner
and someone finds my husband attractive, find whatever, and let
him get that moment. But then that's it. It ends,
you know, not like the nanny that keeps coming back
every day every day and that's a relationship that I
go and that's like a microcosm of it too. But
like attention is what people kind of like compliments and

(28:26):
attention restant. We're human air with Ryan Seacrest. Let's see
the training reports. Okay, So if you guys remember a
little a little while ago. Actually last month, um Pete
Davidson and Kim Kardashian split after nine months of dating. Well,
Kim wasn't really looking to get into a relations with anybody,

(28:49):
and she talked about that on her Hulu show The Kardashians.
She said, I wasn't even like I'm going to be
in a relationship with him. I was just thinking, I
heard about this, b d E, I need to get
out there. I was just basically DTF. Well, now, a
source close to Kim, you know, I can't say it
on you know, down to work it out, work it

(29:11):
out down to Fralic um So, a source close to
Kim told E that Kim's expressed that she's ready to
date someone older, but it has to be the right
person who understands her life. And so it got me
thinking about who could really understand Kim Kardashian's life, because
that is on a whole another level. So that's like
a short list of men. So I kind of wrote

(29:35):
some possible suitors, and I thought would be kind of
fun if we thought played matchmaker. Are all these people single,
well single to our knowledge except one of them. I'm
going to take off now because Bradley Cooper. I feel
like there was some photos with him and Irena Shakes,
So I'm not really sure what's going on there. I
thought it was with Hillary Clinton's former chief of staff. Yeah,
I'm gonna take Bradley Cooper off the list because I'm
not totally sure when his dad. I thought I saw

(29:57):
photos of that, didn't I Yeah, but we also saw
photos of him in Arena. We didn't. But B D
T F whatever twenty three hours, a few hours, a
few week days ago. Jason Momoa, this one feels that
Jason Momoa. We're just so I'm clearing the game. We're

(30:18):
trying to find in the universe. Men that are understick
could be understanding of Kim Kardashian's life. Yes, that are
The key word is older too, So Jason momo is.
I think Jason Momoa is a really good option for her. Um. Also,
Alexander scars Garden, I really wish you would put pictures here.

(30:41):
I need to see their face. Alexander scars Guard is
that dude? Yes, the hot dude. He's forty six, which
I was actually shook about. Yeah, he's a sexy man. Yeah,
I thought it was way younger. He carries himself. Well,
he thought he was younger. Yeah, got it. So this
one kind of is a little out there, but I
feel like it could be a good because I feel
like he also understands that level of Kim Kardashian Tom Cruise.

(31:05):
Mm hmm, Okay, I can kind of see it alright.
I guess that's just me. No, I'm just thinking it through.
I gotta play this out. You did this last night
this morning, right. Let me marinate with these in a
crazy way. I love Tom Cruise and Kim Kardashian, but

(31:26):
seems like two such huge enterprises that might be too
much enterprise. You know, there's just so much to both
of those lives that I'm wondering, would you need someone Tom?
Tom had him in a different way. Tom is a
little low pro like he is. He does have that
grandiose like lifestyle. Obviously we know he's Tom Cruise, but

(31:48):
I feel like it's a little like under the race
to see him on the Kardashians. That's what I was like.
I could not picture it. Can you picture him on
the Kardashians like at the family dinner? Yes? I can't,
I see it. Yeah. And last but not least I
threw Drake in there. I know he's younger than her,
but I just kind of feel like there could be

(32:08):
a major vibe there like that. Okay, anybody else, No,
That's all I brought to the table. It's really hard
to figure out people's relationship status. Yeah, did you go
with horoscopes? Didn't think about all that stuff. Do we
send this list to Kim? Do we played more game

(32:30):
of this? Someday? She might be. She might be driving
the kids to school right now to cruise Idea. Let
us know. Let Texas has been on home. I think

(32:52):
I understand it. Troy, good morning, Thank you for calling us. Um,
go ahead. You have a friend that's still using your
Hulu account. Yeah, so it's a pretty funny situation in
my opinion. And my friend got the promotion at work,
um just a few months ago and is now making
it an insane amount of money, and I'm super happy

(33:15):
for her. I'm super proud of her. But I realized
that she's still using my hu account for free, so
she has my password and you know, her own profile
on my account that I paid for, and I kind
of want to kick her off, or at least ask
her to split it with me like she can. One

(33:36):
think she knows she's still using her Hulu account. I think, so, well,
this is easy. You just tell her she's used, she's freeloading,
and you need her to just take her off change
the password. Well, I mean yeah I had to. Yeah,
I forgot it and I had to. That's good. Yeah,

(33:56):
that's what I was going to say. Do I just
change my password like she can one hunter percent off
ford Hulu monthly on her own floding off me. Yeah,
she's freeloading off you or she doesn't know it. But
either way, if she's freeloading, then you'll stop it with
changing the password. And she doesn't know it, she won't
care and she's happy if she got this promotion, finely,

(34:18):
she can deal with her own Hulu set up. I
agree there, you have very much, but it is so
silly and funny at the same time. I have had,
by the way, done been when I was in a
chapter of like dating somehow shows were being watched after

(34:42):
I had been in a dating cycle in your profile
in my shows I don't know, yea, my shows, and
I'm like, wait, someone burned through that series annoying and
you wonder who, Yeah, you're X obviously No, no, no,
it was not like an X. It was like when
you were dating, you just dating dating, you know accounts,

(35:06):
but you know what I'm saying, do they have access
to your account and their own homes or it's in
your home? So no, I was they were not there
and the all of a sudden, I'm watching the show
and like, why does it have a red line or
whatever line across it? So this happened. Now, I don't
know if people are aware of it are not aware
of it. You're aware if you when you log onto

(35:28):
it says the name right there when you log into
any of these streaming services, but I put all kinds
of different names. I don't. Yeah, well then they should
know that you're the cartoon man. They don't all do that,
Like I don't think HBO Max does what it does,
call you Sea turtle or something. Yeah, that's because he's

(35:50):
trying to get into my like he thinks he thinks
by naming me Sea Turtle, he can get into my showtime.
Such a cute Rockney Rodney Turtle. That's what he wants
to log in as Rodney Sea Turtle everywhere so he
can freeload tubs that what you want to be on
a log you sign up to all my account should

(36:12):
be Rodney Sea Turtle so cute. Maybe it's tops it's
log into my shot. I feel like you put a
lot of thought into it when he renamed you. Yeah,
I think so too, because there's like an R and
a Y like Rodney, like Ryan and then like seas Turtle,
you watching out her banks. I can't get enough. A

(36:37):
few jiu jitsu documentary has been burnt off Ryan Heads.
Ruby is in from the back room, Ruby, How is
the family's hot sauce doing great? We actually just got
in at another market, Sala's Market and Whittier and big

(36:59):
Spinnolls nice elot. Does that mean that you have to
change anything in upgrading the production process of it when
you get into a new market or you're still okay
with production good now, but we may have to like
get in. We we make it ourselves, Like me and
my sisters go and we're like pumping out the hot

(37:19):
sauce in this um and to the bottles. Yes you
package it, yeah, we have it it. We go to
a market or not a market, I'm sorry. It's like
a space where you can make um like a kitchen,
a shared kitchen, so okay, and you can seal it
and bottle it and everything. I'm fascinated by the process. Yeah,
you're a legit asking questions like, yeah, you want to

(37:41):
know it's like this little you will do with this
as well well with olive oil. This is my process questions.
I'm picking up on what you're putting out, so listen.
More importantly, Ruby is an apartment hunting and you have
you and your boyfriend lived together and will continue to
do so, right, Yeah, I mean that's what we're trying
to do. A sap we're looking into, Like you know,

(38:03):
I'm always on Zillo like looking at the apartments, and
he found one that he likes, but it's an upstairs apartment,
So I'm sorry, anywhere mostly on the east side, and
you want to be downstairs. He wants to be upstairs. No, no, no,
he he wants to be downstairs. That's the apartment that

(38:24):
he likes. But my problem with that is we we've
had a neighbor in the past. We were you know,
downstairs and it was just too noisy, and you want
to be upstairs. We're on the top floor. But I'm
just like, am I being too picky? Well that's the
other thing. No, I mean, look, this is like you're

(38:44):
gonna be this is every day. Like I've lived in
an apartment where I had the person above me. It
sounded like they're rollerblading moving furniture every night and just
like how much more? Movie? Like what are they doing?
And I couldn't. I couldn't complain because it was the manager.
What's the manager of a job? So is there only

(39:05):
a one or two story choice? It's a duplex, so
it's like, yeah, no, you have to be above because water.
Let me tell you, I have had some a lot
of apartment issues with water. What's the downside of being
above in your boyfriend's mind? Um, well, the one that
he wants, it's only the bottom unit that's available in
that complex, so therefore you would just have to keep

(39:27):
looking for toping. But it's like, aside from being on
the bottom floor, it's perfect, Like it's everything that we want.
It's in any rental or purchase. This is the dilemma.
Nothing ever checks every box. There's always something you have
to compromise. Yeah, And the question is the place and

(39:49):
the location worth rolling the dice? For a year to
see nothing ever checks, and at least in my experience,
especially when you're looking for a rental, nothing checks every
single Are we going to be happier here because of
this place, because of this location and just deal with
the other noise, or are we going to continue to

(40:10):
search and wish we just took this right? I think
you should take it. I feel like I'm a little
traumatized though, because I had my old neighbor. She used
to strip and she had like a stripping poll in
her living room, so you would hear everything. Maybe that's
what my old manager, and that's the only reason why
I'm like super hesitant. I'm like, I just well, I

(40:30):
don't think she's going to move in on top of you,
or you or you could live up underneath the family
and they have toddlers. Forget it. Wait, I have a
really good idea. This came from Heather, our manifestation coach,
because somebody no, no, no, Because somebody in our group
was manifesting a home. They were looking for their perfect home,

(40:51):
and she basically said, to list off everything that you want,
why you want this, and why you want it. Does
that make sense? Yeah? Yeah, you told us, But typically
for the house, like if you want a second bedroom
because you want to have your family to be able
to spend the night. Like specifically, say why you want
these things and where you want to live and why
you want to live there, and it will come to you. Okay,
I'm gonna do that. I say take it because it's

(41:14):
tough to find something that checks all the boxes. But
keep looking. We've completely confused the matter. On Air with
Ryan Seacrest. That is gonna do it for us tomorrow.
We got a hometown hus sir. Let's see, we'll do
that after h also more sold out tickets and The

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