Red Pen: A Grammar Podcast

Red Pen: A Grammar Podcast

Welcome to the weird, wild, scintillatingly stylish, and syntactically sound world of RED PEN—the grammar podcast that won't put you to sleep.Brought to you by the Columbia Journalism Review and hosted by old buds Ryan Davis and Mike Laws, RED PEN plucks examples from the news (as well as from novels, music, movies—wherever!) to answer all those questions you were too afraid to ask in English class.Digressions may include: Green Day's early work, the oppressive atmosphere of latter-day Batman movies, and, of course, cats. Lots of cats.

Episodes

July 10, 2024 62 mins

Prepare to be scandalized. Oh, your stars!

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis
Thing 2: Mike Laws
Producer: Amanda Darrach

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How to crack the attention economy? Coldcock your readers.

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis
Thing 2: Mike Laws
Producer: Amanda Darrach

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May 1, 2024 48 mins

Come for the critical reappraisal of ‘Shakespeare in Love,’ stay for Mike’s shocking revelation. Anon, good nurse!

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis
Thing 2: Mike Laws
Producer: Amanda Darrach

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April 17, 2024 35 mins

Oh, boy, are the “stick to the topic” ppl gonna love this one.

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis
Thing 2: Mike Laws
Producer: Amanda Darrach

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March 29, 2024 30 mins

When, whether, and how often. With a little help from Humbert Humbert.

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis
Thing 2: Mike Laws
Producer: Amanda Darrach

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March 6, 2024 47 mins

Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love nuance. 

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis

Thing 2: Mike Laws

Producer: Amanda Darrach

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February 21, 2024 37 mins

You best believe we seen this trend.


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Thing 1: Ryan Davis

Thing 2: Mike Laws

Producer: Amanda Darrach

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February 2, 2024 39 mins

In which Mike finally reads the comments.

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis
Thing 2: Mike Laws
Producer: Amanda Darrach

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January 10, 2024 40 mins

How Padma Lakshmi schooled us all on the "middle voice."

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis
Thing 2: Mike Laws
Producer: Amanda Darrach

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December 13, 2023 55 mins

And a few we hate. And, for some reason, a few that are German.


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Thing 1: Ryan Davis

Thing 2: Mike Laws

Producer: Amanda Darrach


Show Notes:

The Staten Island Ferry Schedule (But sign your marriage license on dry land.)
Out of Office podcast
Phonesthemes
@germanonliners



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November 29, 2023 41 mins

On the record, off the record, on background, deep background: What to expect when you're expecting to be a source.

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis
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Producer: Amanda Darrach

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November 8, 2023 25 mins

It's an epidemic, people: one-word compound nouns standing in for phrasal verbs. Is Kelly Clarkson to blame?

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis

Thing 2: Mike Laws

Producer: Amanda Darrach

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May 24, 2023 7 mins

Being a podcast produced under the aegis of a university, Red Pen is about to make like the kiddies, ditching the books and reclining poolside for the summer. We'll be back after Labor Day, armed with killer tans, fresh Trapper Keepers—and an exciting slate of guests. Till then!


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May 17, 2023 53 mins

Does English offer an ungendered third-person singular, and if so, who uses it? Everyone and their mother, as it turns out—going all the way back to the Middle Ages. Yinz gotta hear this one.

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May 10, 2023 49 mins

Ghastly puns aside, English is pretty agreeable in terms of agreement—but still presents some pitfalls when it comes to the alignment of grammatical number or person. Join us as we get into all that, plus stick around for (more) chatter about ChatGPT and about the most kickass Finnish film maybe ever.

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May 3, 2023 50 mins

What do the musical Rent, the movie Seven, The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies, Kurt Cobain, and Lisa Simpson have in common? Why, they all imparted important, improbable vocab onto a young Ryan, Amanda, and Mike, of course (of course!). 

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April 19, 2023 61 mins

The pluckiest conjugation in the English language; the tense that won't go gentle into that good night. Reports of its death have been… somewhat exaggerated. (Though if it weren't for country lyrics, who knows where we'd be?)


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April 12, 2023 51 mins

Unless you're that one guy from Goodfellas—or verses one and three of a classic pop song—it's probably not a great idea to repeat yourself. But are you doing it without realizing? Never fear: Ryan, Mike, and Amanda are here with a list of everyday pleonasms to keep an ear out for.

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Producer: Amanda Darrach

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April 5, 2023 45 mins

Restrictive or nonrestrictive, essential or non-: let's dispense with the terminology and ditch the reference manuals in favor of practical advice (namely on whether and when to use those damn commas). Plus, more on everyone's favorite lovably fallible chatbot.

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Producer: Amanda Darrach

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The world's changing, and so are the rules for moving through it. But did New York magazine err in its recent guide to 21st-century etiquette? Join us as we hash out canceling plans the day of, blasting out iMessages at 5am, responding "k" vs. "kk" vs. "ok," and… winking? Plus stick around after the bell rings for a spirited chat about fad diets.

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