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March 5, 2025 29 mins

Episode 196: Dog Wigs - TikTok Review 🐶🎀

Who let the wigs out?! This week, the Review Queens dive into the fabulous and furry world of dog wigs, thanks to a viral TikTok review by Honestly Bridget. From pink curls to chic bobs, these hilarious canine accessories leave Chelsey and Trey barking with laughter as they evaluate practicality, style, and sheer entertainment value. Spoiler alert: there’s a 1,000 out of 10 rating involved!

Episode Highlights:

  • (00:01:03) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey recounts the horrifying Black Tongue Saga of 2024—caused by a Pepto Bismol side effect that’s as shocking as it is funny. 🫣
  • (00:07:35) Review Breakdown: Trey brings a TikTok from Honestly Bridget, featuring dogs rocking wigs from Temu. The Queens debate: Are these wigs glam or a scam?
  • (00:21:14) The Verdict: Honestly Bridget gets crowned (almost unanimously) as the Queens rave about her hilarious creativity and top-tier dog content. 👑
  • (00:24:03) My Royal Highness: Chelsey inducts YouTube as the ultimate platform for learning, laughing, and endless rabbit holes. 🎥💻
  • (00:26:15) On This Week's After Show Pod: The Queens review a 3 Star Amazon critique of an Avery Durable View Binder—because even binders deserve a moment to shine. 📁

Timestamps:

  • (00:00:35) Introduction
  • (00:01:03) Lodge A Complaint
  • (00:07:35) Review Breakdown
  • (00:21:14) The Verdict
  • (00:24:03) My Royal Highness
  • (00:26:15) On This Week’s After Show Pod

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VOICEOVER: Everybody's got an opinion, Every (00:01):
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Californian andVirginian, It's so hard to tell who
to trust and who toignore, Someone's gotta settle the
score., Trey andChelsey will help you choose, Whose
views win which oneslose, Online haters are coming for you,

(00:25):
Baby, it's time toReview That Review!
Hello

TREY GERRALD: Hi and hello. (00:32):
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Welcome to ReviewThat Review.
We are the podcastthat is dedicated to reviewing reviews.
That isChelsey Donn.
And that isTrey Gerald.
But us together,we are the Review Queens.

(00:56):
But first, Chelsey,I must ask, is there anything
that you need tolodge a complaint?
About today?

CHELSEY DONN: Yes, Trey. (01:03):
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I'm so happythat you asked.
I don't think we'vespoken about this yet on the podcast.
We might have spokenabout this off the show, God forbid,
but did we talkabout the Black Tongue Saga of 2024?
I don'tthink we did.
No.
Okay.
So let's callit a month ago at this point.

(01:24):
I woke up, wasrunning late to
work, go brushmy teeth, getting
ready to go out thedoor, and I just go for a last minute
like smile in themirror, just gonna check the teeth, and
my teeth look likethey're rotting.

TREY GERRALD (01:41):
Oh no, George Washington.

CHELSEY DONN (01:43):
Like George Washington, like Encino Man,
like she just,I, I like, just something, I don't
Terribly wronghad happened to my teeth and I was
like just brushing,okay, so it's not like I was like
neglecting brushing,like no, no, no, I have an electric
toothbrush, I waslike in there doing my thing, swishing

(02:06):
around, put evena little mouthwash in, swish with that,
then like did justlast minute glance
and I'm GeorgeWashington, okay.
So I start, ofcourse, like, freaking out.
I'm like, I know Ihaven't gotten to cleaning in a while,
but like, thisdoesn't seem right, and I'm just like,
fervently brushing,brushing, brushing,
brushing, brushing,brushing, brushing.
I finally, like,get it to come off the teeth.

(02:29):
It's not, like,completely off the teeth, but it's,
it's mostly off theteeth, and then I glance at my tongue
in the mirror,and it's black,
okay?
It's black.
Not like, oh, it'sa little bit dark,
like, as if I suckedon a sharpie, okay?
Like, my tongueis black.

(02:53):
So now I go fromthinking, oh my god, like, there's
something wrong withmy teeth, to like, I'm actually dying.
It's activelyhappening.

TREY GERRALD: Tuberculosis. (03:00):
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This is

CHELSEY DONN (03:02):
like, Whatever, like my tongue cells are
the first to dieand they're dead and I'm this is surely
how I die And so Ilike freak out my dad's a dentist to
call my dad on thephone I'm telling him like I'm dying
like I mouthwash myperoxide a tongue scrape like I got
some of it off Likeit was coming off, but also like it's

(03:24):
still there andhe starts asking
me like Did I doanything weird?
I'm like,not really, I swallowed a pill.
And then I startrealizing, oh, last night I had like a
stomach ache and Itook Pepto Bismol.
So

TREY GERRALD: I decide, Yes. (03:39):
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CHELSEY DONN: Google, I actually texted Trey too in (03:43):
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real time, but Idecided to Google
like side effectsof Pepto Bismol.
And one of theside effects is
this black tongueand black teeth.
And there's a ton ofpeople and there's TikToks out there.
There's whole thingsdedicated to the
fact that thiscan happen to you.

(04:04):
If you take PeptoBismol at night and fall asleep, you
can wake up withlike a black tongue and brown teeth.
And thankfullyit did go away.
As the day wenton, like, it went away, I drank a
lot of water, like,it was fine, but
this should bemore widely known.
This, thisis not okay.

(04:25):
This should besomething that is, like, on the box
in big letters,like you get a pack of cigarettes and
you got a warningon the side.
This needs to befront and center that this is
something thatcan even happen.
Crazy.
But thankfully,I'm still alive and here I am.

TREY GERRALD (04:43):
Wow.
What a saga,

CHELSEY DONN (04:45):
right?
I just had to share.

TREY GERRALD (04:50):
So the side effect of getting black tongue
and teeth from atummy ache medicine,

CHELSEY DONN (04:58):
right?

TREY GERRALD: I mean, I do (05:00):
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CHELSEY DONN (05:01):
feel like, and I remember we did read a review
about this and Ithink that it was in there somewhere.
It was the Pepto

TREY GERRALD: Bismol Chews. (05:07):
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So I just assumedit was the Chews, which is

CHELSEY DONN: what I did. (05:09):
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I took the

TREY GERRALD (05:10):
Chews.
I took the Chews.
I took the

CHELSEY DONN (05:13):
Chews.
And I think in thereview, I have to go back and look
through it, I can'tbelieve I haven't yet, but in the
review I think itwas like, I always prided myself on
having very whiteteeth, like I was like anal about
it, which I am, Andlike my teeth have never been the same.
I don't know if myteeth ever fully recovered, like to
their, I mean, theystill look white,

(05:35):
but to their likepearly white status.

TREY GERRALD: Well, now you have that visual (05:39):
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that you probablycan never get out of your mind.
So you'realways like,

CHELSEY DONN: afraid. (05:43):
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Yes.

TREY GERRALD: That's a trauma to like, be almost (05:46):
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out the door andyou're like, what?

CHELSEY DONN: Literally, last (05:52):
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minute check, likelast, last luck.

TREY GERRALD: That's real scary. (05:56):
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I'm sorry that thathappened to you.
I'm glad you wereable to find the culprit and now
you can launchthat complaint and save us all.
So, how'd youget rid of it?

CHELSEY DONN (06:06):
It did just go, like, I just drank a
lot of water and,like, yeah, which,
you know, is abig feat for me.
Um, I just, like,flushed it out of my system, I guess.
And then,eventually, because I had done so
much brushing andtongue scraping and peroxide mouthwash
and, like, literallyeverything that I could possibly
do, it dideventually go away.

(06:29):
But, like, yeah,maybe it is just the visual in my
head that I can't,but it feels like my teeth Never
really returnedback to their full whiteness and I
did buy the shoeson Amazon Because I've used those
shoes previouslynot on Amazon
and did not havethe side effect.
So I don't know.

TREY GERRALD: That's curious (06:50):
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CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, right? (06:51):
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So that's what Ihad to complain about today.
I've been holdingthat one for you guys, but I feel
like it's a publicservice announcement that I just have
to give to you,because if you're
in this situation,you're not alone.
Like, go to TikTokimmediately, go to YouTube, YouTube
immediately,Google on, Google on YouTube.

(07:12):
What am I, like amillion years old?
Go ahead and Googleon your YouTube.
Um, but check,because this is a,
this is a thing andyou're not alone.
And I'm herewith you.
Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: Complaint lodged. (07:24):
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It's added tothe ledger.

CHELSEY DONN (07:26):
Oh, thank goodness.
I feel somuch better.
I think I would liketo have to, I would like to give someone
else the opportunityto feel as good as I feel right now.
Would you liketo jump into an online review?

TREY GERRALD: Yeah, let's do it. (07:38):
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CHELSEY DONN (07:41):
Review
That Review.
All right.
As you know, weare your trusty Review Queens.
We bring in reviewsfrom the internet
that we feel needto be inspected.

TREY GERRALD (07:55):
We read you a review, we break it down,
and rate the impactof that review on
a scale from zeroto five crowns.
It's a veryregal process that we call,

CHELSEY DONN: Assess That Kvetch. (08:07):
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That's right, andTrey, it is your turn this week,
you and your, like,delicious, Flower
baseball hat witha crown on it.
Hello.
I didn't evennotice that until right now.
What have youbrought in for us this week?

TREY GERRALD (08:24):
All right, Queens,
we have manyfirsts right now.
Yeah.
So today I'm goingto be sharing a TikTok review.
So we're going toassess it together.
Okay.
Bye.
It's a multitudeof firsts here, so, alright, first
of all, let meshare with you, today, I'm gonna

(08:46):
maybe introduceto you, maybe you already follow on
TikTok, this is auser named Honestly Bridget, which,
already obsessedwith the name,
love, My mom had adog named Bridget.
I just remembered.
Maybe that'swhy I love Bridget so much.
Okay.
So honestly, Bridgeton TikTok, they, uh, at the time

(09:08):
of this recording,we have 394.
1 thousandfollowers.
Wow.
15.
8 million likes.
But what's reallyfun, uh, Is that Bridget just
basically like findsrandom things on the internet and then
just like unboxesand reviews and they have tons of
playlists like likehilarious Halloween costume has like

(09:33):
17 videos, 30days of weird Timu products, which you
We're getting totoday, Timu summer products with like
12 posts, 30 days ofTimu food products, like just tons of

CHELSEY DONN: products from Timu, I didn't know they (09:47):
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could get foodproducts from Timu,

TREY GERRALD (09:51):
so they have tons of random like
playlists, soyou can just go
down this rabbithole, they're

CHELSEY DONN (09:57):
our people, they're like

TREY GERRALD: Bridget is, is a (09:59):
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CHELSEY DONN: queen, she's our people, you're an (10:01):
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unofficial reviewqueen, we'll make you a review queen.

TREY GERRALD (10:06):
Wow.

CHELSEY DONN: Well, actually, we have to listen. (10:08):
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TREY GERRALD: What do you think? (10:10):
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Can't put the horsebefore the cart.
I found one that wasvery funny, and then I found another one,
so maybe we'll comeback to Bridget, who knows, maybe
we'll have Bridgeton the show, but today, Chelsey,
today you and Iare going to rate and review Honestly
Bridget's 1, 000out of 10 star TikTok review 4.

(10:42):
Amazon Dog Wigs.

CHELSEY DONN (10:47):
Oh,

TREY GERRALD (10:47):
wow.
Now I am someonewho knows a lot

CHELSEY DONN: about dog wigs, (10:51):
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TREY GERRALD: about dog wigs. (10:52):
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CHELSEY DONN (10:53):
Yeah.

TREY GERRALD (10:54):
We will insert some pictures here, but
I have handmade,I have hand sewn elastic onto
wigs, I have handdyed, I have hand styled, and I've
also purchasedfrom Amazon.
Dog wigs.
Dog wigs.
So I feel like I amkind of an authority on this topic.

CHELSEY DONN (11:12):
Yes.
I mean, Winniereally donned
a lot of wing,a lot of wigs.

TREY GERRALD (11:18):
When he really has,

CHELSEY DONN (11:19):
when he wears a wig, at least, like I would
say bi-annuallyat minimum, if not annually,

TREY GERRALD (11:26):
but this is, but this is a first for us
because this is a10 star rating, and,

CHELSEY DONN: but it's also 1000 out of 10. (11:32):
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TREY GERRALD: Correct. (11:35):
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So many firsts.

CHELSEY DONN: Many, many firsts. (11:37):
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TREY GERRALD: All right. (11:39):
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So we're goingto watch this Tik Tok together.

VOICEOVER (11:43):
Okay.
I'm spending 30days testing 30
of the weirdestproducts from Timu.
I was way tooexcited about this one that I
didn't even filmthe unboxing.
I got my dog fourdifferent wigs.
I put the first oneon and freaked out.

CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God. (11:58):
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VOICEOVER: You're kidding me right now. (12:00):
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And immediatelydecided that this
is what I needed todo with this video.
Oh my god, stop.
Don't walk away.

CHELSEY DONN (12:09):
Aww.
So cute.
He's like alittle shudder.
The ponytail.

VOICEOVER (12:29):
I'll wait for you, dear,
through allof your tears.
Oh my god.
In case it wasn'tobvious, thousand out of ten, buy
this for allof your pets.
Oh my,

CHELSEY DONN: oh, that was really cute. (12:45):
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Interesting.
Okay, we didn'treally have, I was
expecting to hearmore of a review.

TREY GERRALD: I know. (12:58):
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CHELSEY DONN (12:59):
But I'm having like sort of mental gymnastics
in my head rightnow because I'm thinking.
Do I really need it?
Because clearlyI'm seeing it look fabulous on the dog.
So like, whatmore could have been said?
It's kind of likeshow, don't tell,
right?

TREY GERRALD (13:17):
Yeah.
I mean, this iswhat occurs when it's TikTok because
they tend to justbe a little less
descriptive becauseyou're seeing it.

CHELSEY DONN (13:26):
Yeah.
So I think forthe listeners, for someone who's
listening to thisand not watching this, Trey, can
you describe alittle bit of what we're seeing?

TREY GERRALD (13:34):
Yeah, so very quickly, honestly, Bridget
shows they'vepurchased four wags for the dog,
and they're alllike 348, 397.
So it's justthis Cute little fluffy, like what
kind of dog wouldyou say that was?

CHELSEY DONN (13:51):
Some sort of like a terrier, Maltese.

TREY GERRALD (13:54):
Like something Maltese.

CHELSEY DONN (13:56):
Yeah,

TREY GERRALD: wearing like (13:56):
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a little likewhite wig.
Then we have like along pink curly wig.
Then we have alittle bob and we have a brown.
And they just turnedthem into Ken from the Barbie movie.
So they're likecooking on the
stove, bananason a skillet.
And thenthey're like.
Whole bananas in the

CHELSEY DONN (14:16):
peel.

TREY GERRALD: Sitting on the toilet with dude (14:17):
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wipes, then they'relike driving by a little car, um,
and then they havelittle captions that
are like, pleasedon't buy this.
Like the teddythe little dog is saying.

CHELSEY DONN: It's like, please stop torturing me. (14:30):
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I mean, it didlook like high quality wigs.

TREY GERRALD (14:38):
I mean, I was most
taken by like howcalm the dog is.
Like the dog isnot trying to take these off.

CHELSEY DONN (14:44):
It seems like it's, I don't like, I
couldn't reallysee it, but it seemed like it
was like you stickit over the head and then there's
like a chin strap,jaw string maybe?

TREY GERRALD (14:55):
Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN (14:55):
That gets it to stay
into place, butit must not be.
It must be likeelastic or it must not be super
uncomfortable orthis is just a very well behaved dog
because I think Iwould be attacked.

TREY GERRALD (15:07):
I know, I think the dog is just used
to being on socialmedia at this point.
I'm used to

CHELSEY DONN (15:11):
being like messed with, with clothes, like
Bella was liketotally good with me putting clothes
on her, was thebest about it.
This one
is a differentstory.
Um, interestingreview.
I, I, like, Idon't think I, I'm, let's go
through the talkingpoints, I guess.
I mean, I don'treally know how we do that.

(15:31):
In this medium, butI guess we can try.

TREY GERRALD (15:34):
Well, it's like, it's similar to J Shock
because you see theproduct in action.
So I, as someone whohas purchased dog wigs and has dealt
with dog wigs, theproblem with these 3 ones is that they're
cheap and they'relike, they don't
have a shape becausethey're like flat.
And then as youput the bungee cord around the neck, it

(15:56):
sort of like formslike a round shape.
But, but they'relike, cheap wickies, you know, right, you
sort of like, can'tget away with like, cheap, hot pink
fluorescent wig, soit's cheap, but it's funny and serves the
point for the dog,like the value here
is that at leastthis dog is chill.

(16:18):
I don't know howchill my dogs would be, right?
It's like stayingon is the thing.
Even though likethe dog isn't trying to get it off,
that doesn't matterbecause sometimes the wig will just
like slide and goupside down and it's like a beard
or like it justliterally falls off.
These all tend tosort of stay and I mean, I think the

(16:42):
proof is in thepudding in a way.
Like you're doingit to be funny.

CHELSEY DONN (16:47):
Right.
It is funny.

TREY GERRALD (16:49):
Funny.

CHELSEY DONN (16:50):
Right.
I think that it'sinteresting because I think the way that
we assess TruthfulShady on something like this is how
much editing wentinto this, right?
Like, you know, whenpeople have those trick shot videos
on TikTok, it'slike, well, did you
take, did you try toget the basket in?
five million timesand then you only got it in once

(17:11):
because then it'sless impressive than obviously getting
in on the firstfirst time so i do wonder like how much
prodding it tookto get this video together like is
this really goingto be my experience where it's going
to be like blowingin the wind and so beautiful out of
the box or like didyou very much like judge this up and

(17:33):
like had a grip inthe corner i don't know i don't think
it was that highproduction value but It was really
good, like it was avery well produced video, so I don't
know how realisticit is, I guess.
Well,

TREY GERRALD: that's a trend with, honestly, Bridget, (17:44):
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because even at thetop of this video, they have a little
montage of, like,the 30 Days of Weird Teemu products.
Right.
They've editedtogether a montage, then they do pop in,
like, the various,you know, Products at the top and then
there's like eightdifferent setups.
It's likethere's one.
I didn't even likethe dog is licking out of a shot glass.

(18:05):
Like,

CHELSEY DONN (18:06):
yeah,

TREY GERRALD: they like went (18:06):
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around there inthe backyard.
They're inthe kitchen.
They're in thelaundry room.
They're outsidewith sticks.
Like there is alot of effort going into the creation,

CHELSEY DONN (18:15):
right?
Which is that evenif the truthful shady or the
common factoris in question.
Obviously, wherewe're gaining back a tremendous
amount of pointsis in the humor and
the entertainmentcolumn.

TREY GERRALD (18:28):
And I do, like, I think
that that's probablycommon fluky.
I mean, it's notfluky, it's common, like, what other
reason are youbuying a dog wig?
But to, like,have people be entertained
and smilingand hilarious.

CHELSEY DONN: Totally. (18:41):
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Agreed.
So I feel likeit's impactful.

TREY GERRALD: Would you purchase (18:45):
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these wigs basedon this review?
Even if it wasn'tfor your dog?

CHELSEY DONN (18:51):
Yeah, I think I would.
Like if I neededa dog costume or something like
you do, and I wasthinking about buying a wig.
Now, is this linkedin the description?

TREY GERRALD: Um, no. (19:05):
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I

CHELSEY DONN: guess I just have (19:06):
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to go on Timu andlook for this wig.
I mean, it's alittle bit of extra
effort to do that,but I think I would.
I mean, I would wantto have a wig that I know is going to
be Like functioning,especially coming from someone like
you who knowsthat it's not always that way.

TREY GERRALD: Correct. (19:24):
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And like, as alittle tip here, if you want to
have a dog wig, youcan just buy doll replacement wigs.
Oh, smart.
The circumferenceof the circumference of your dog, because
you can do likean American Girl doll, or you can
do like a Barbiedoll wig, or you can do, Oh, genius.

(19:45):
And they'remuch cheaper.

CHELSEY DONN (19:47):
Wow.
Tongue tied.
That was a good tip.
I like that tip.
Okay.
I gotta say, I thinkthat this is the first product ever
on Timu that wasgiven a 10, 000 out of 10 out of 10.

TREY GERRALD (20:02):
I think that's an understatement.
That's

CHELSEY DONN (20:04):
like a fair assessment.
I think it's

TREY GERRALD: very fair. (20:05):
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CHELSEY DONN (20:06):
I don't know that there's ever It's
been a product onT Mail that has succeeded as much
as this wig is, isclaiming to, these multiple wigs are,
are, are claimingto, to hold.
I mean, that'sa lot of stars.

(20:26):
For one Timuproduct.

TREY GERRALD (20:28):
But then in reality here, like how much
of this is meantto be entertaining versus how much is
an actual reviewof the product?

CHELSEY DONN (20:36):
I, I think mostly entertaining,
but even, evenI'm tickled and entertained by
the 10, 000 outof 10 on Timu.

TREY GERRALD (20:47):
And you can pause it.
It's like, I thinkit's like second, at second, nine
seconds, you cansee all of the
products that theyactually purchased.
So, if you werelike, oh, I love that pink wig,
it's perfect formy Raggedy Ann or whatever, you could,
you know, copypaste it, whatever.
These wigs are

CHELSEY DONN: hilarious. (21:04):
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TREY GERRALD: They're for cats, too. (21:06):
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I mean, I thinkI could, I think I can crown,
honestly, Bridget,how do you feel?
I

CHELSEY DONN: can crown. (21:12):
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I can crown.
All right,

TREY GERRALD: let's do it. (21:14):
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All right, soChelsey and I each have our own set of
zero to five crowncards and in an effort to be fair
and not influencedby one another, we
will simultaneouslyreveal our ratings.
Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: The queens are tabulating (21:25):
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CHELSEY DONN: so to school. (21:31):
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Okay, I go ahead andmade bridged review Queen five crowns.
I must did gray'sholding up four and a half crowns.
'cause he is holdingout that last.
Half crown, butBridget, I have a feeling about you.
As soon as Treybrought up your name, I just
thought, I'm gonnalike this person and I like you.
I mean, I wasvery entertained.

(21:51):
What more can I askfor from a review as someone that spends
their life perousingreviews, perousing?
Perusing, perusing.
And someone whospent their life
getting arousedby good reviews.
I mean, I think thatthis is a winner.

(22:13):
You knocked itout of the park.
You put a lot oftime and effort.
If anyoneunderstands and appreciates that
time and effort,it's Trey and I.
So for the timeand effort alone,
I had to make youa Review Queen.
Please come on theshow and talk to us and tell us all
of your experienceswith reviews.
I would, I would.
I would be very, I'dbe verklempt, I'd cavale, I'd do all

(22:34):
the Yiddish things,please come on the show and Trey,
four and a halfcrowns from you.
Why did you holdout that half crown?

TREY GERRALD (22:41):
I just held out the half crown because
as Bridget says inthe beginning, they were so excited,
they forgot todo the unboxing.
I feel like theunboxing would have been more of
the informationcomponent of the review.
You know, if wehad pulled them out, we would
have seen how theywere packaged, how fluffy they were.
Like what theapparatuses were on each other.
Like, I think thatwas the missing component, but

(23:02):
I get being sooverly excited.
I mean, I make myHalloween costumes like months in
advance and Ihave to sit on the excitement.
So I get it.
Bridget, we loveyou on this show.
We invite you andplease don't be upset that I didn't
make you a reviewqueen because I think you almost,
I mean, it's,it's, it's like, you know, razor

CHELSEY DONN (23:22):
thin, it's a hairline,
but also I madeyou a review queen.
And so, By, like,American Idol rules, You're going to
Hollywood, You'regoing to Hollywood,

TREY GERRALD: Golden Ticket, (23:31):
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CHELSEY DONN: Golden Ticket, (23:32):
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You're going toHollywood, Bridget,

TREY GERRALD: Alright, That was so (23:35):
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CHELSEY DONN (23:36):
fun, Trey, Thank you for sharing that,

TREY GERRALD (23:39):
I love wigs, duh,

CHELSEY DONN (23:40):
I know you love wigs, I know you love
dog wigs, and thatwas such a fun review, and I'm so
glad, I gotta giveBridget a follow,

TREY GERRALD (23:49):
Yes, And, Chelsey, I need to know what you
love as much as Ilove wigs, so, we have reached the
most regal portionof today's show.
Chelsey, who areyou inducting for?

CHELSEY DONN (24:03):
My Royal Highness,
I'm so happy thatyou asked, Trey.
I decided to geta little meta in honor of this
transition thatyou and I are in.
I wanted to induct,dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, YouTube.
I mean, havewe done it?
Maybe.
I don't know ifwe did it, but I'm going to do it again

(24:24):
because YouTubeis friggin fab.
I'm so excitedthat we are now a YouTube podcast.
It's like such along time coming
and I use YouTubeall the time.

TREY GERRALD (24:37):
For

CHELSEY DONN: literally everything because I'm a visual (24:37):
undefined
learner and I liketo watch videos if I need to put together
a furniture piece,like if I, if I want to watch a review
about a product offood that I might consume, how to tie

TREY GERRALD: a tie, if (24:50):
undefined

CHELSEY DONN (24:51):
I want to know how to tie a tie, if I want to
hear the latest hotgossip, I want to know what's going on
with that, Hot casewith Emily and you know, whatever, if
there's things thatI want to know, I like to receive it
in a visual forumand YouTube gives me that opportunity.
And that isso exciting.
And I can't believeI haven't done it sooner, but I would

(25:12):
like to inductYouTube, that's U Y O U tube T U B
E as our officialRoyal Highness.
And I'm even wearingmy special jacket.
So, you know
that.
It's officialbecause I got the security.
I love

VOICEOVER: YouTube too. (25:29):
undefined

TREY GERRALD: I concur. (25:31):
undefined
Great induction.
I love YouTube andit is about time.

CHELSEY DONN (25:37):
Right?
I mean, all the dragqueen compilation.
Like, wherewould we be?
Where would we be?

TREY GERRALD (25:43):
VHS tapes, I guess.

CHELSEY DONN (25:45):
And it would take, ugh, the time,
you know, havingto put band aids.
Over the ends ofit so that you could record again.
Did you everdo that?
I used to do thatwith my sister.

TREY GERRALD: I have a band aid right now. (25:54):
undefined
Oh, there

CHELSEY DONN: you go. (25:56):
undefined

TREY GERRALD (25:56):
Great induction, Queen.

CHELSEY DONN: Thank you. (25:58):
undefined

TREY GERRALD: All right. (25:59):
undefined
Well, we didit, Queen.
That is anotherround on the
RUARQ ElasticBand Ferris Wheel.

CHELSEY DONN: Thank you for joining us today. (26:06):
undefined
If you like whatyou heard, please tell a friend.

TREY GERRALD (26:11):
If you did not like what
you heard, pleasetell an enemy.

CHELSEY DONN (26:15):
On this week's After Show Pod, we are
rating and reviewinga three star Amazon review for Avery
Durable View,three ring binder, two inch slant
rings, one whitebinder, one seven zero three two.

TREY GERRALD (26:35):
Oh my God, I love binders.
Do you?
Yes, I love it.
I love

CHELSEY DONN: binders too. (26:40):
undefined

TREY GERRALD (26:41):
Okay,

CHELSEY DONN: and it's a three (26:41):
undefined
star, which wenever get to do.

TREY GERRALD: Curious. (26:44):
undefined
I wonder whythis was said.
What?
What?
I mean Yeah.
What?
Wait, I'm reallytrying to follow the logic.

CHELSEY DONN: Oh, I wonder. (27:03):
undefined
Hmm.

TREY GERRALD (27:07):
I'm stroking my beard.
As I wonder, I'mgoing to implore us all to remember,

CHELSEY DONN (27:11):
Ignore the haters, you're a

TREY GERRALD (27:12):
queen!
Gender nonspecific queen.
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Oh my god, Ilove Avery.
The minute yousaid Avery, I knew exactly the brand.
I can see itin your mind.
I love.
I have an

CHELSEY DONN (27:52):
A to finder right here sitting next to me.

TREY GERRALD (27:54):
I love office supplies.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
College ruled paper.

CHELSEY DONN: Love it. (28:00):
undefined
Love it.

TREY GERRALD: Wall protectors. (28:02):
undefined

CHELSEY DONN: Love it. (28:04):
undefined
Sheet protectors.

TREY GERRALD: All of it. (28:05):
undefined
Do you

CHELSEY DONN (28:06):
know that they're making
mechanical numbertwo pencils now?

TREY GERRALD: Weren't they always number two? (28:11):
undefined

CHELSEY DONN (28:13):
No, like a number two pencil to take like
the SATs, you had toget like a regular
pencil and it wasnumber two lead.
Now they makea number two mechanical pencil.

TREY GERRALD: Wow, it feels like (28:24):
undefined
they really tooka long time to do

CHELSEY DONN (28:27):
that.
Doesn't it?

TREY GERRALD (28:28):
Yeah, I guess you did have to, you couldn't
use a mechanicalpencil on Scantron.
That was the

CHELSEY DONN (28:32):
whole thing, on a Scantron you could not use a
mechanical pencil,but now you can.
Oh my God.
But would Itake the risk?
I don't know.

TREY GERRALD: We're, so I (28:40):
undefined

CHELSEY DONN: wouldn't do it on the SATs. (28:41):
undefined
I would like haveto try it out on
like a school testfirst on an A ct.
This is a,on an A ct.
This is assumingthat I'm in high school.
But yeah, let's,uh, if you wanna hear that review,
you're gonna haveto go, go on over to

TREY GERRALD: review that. (28:57):
undefined
review.com/patreon.
Levy Queens.
Bye.
See you

CHELSEY DONN (29:00):
there.
Bye.

TREY GERRALD (29:08):
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