Sex And The City SUCKS

Sex And The City SUCKS

Sex and the City Sucks is the podcast for anyone who has ever screamed “Carrie, no!” at their TV. Hosted by comedian Deanna Ortiz, this show hilariously drags each episode of Sex and the City through the mud—with love, of course. Join Deanna and her guests and they serve up chaotic recaps, and side-eye all those wild plotlines . It’s like watching the show with your funniest, most brutally honest friend who’s not afraid to say what we’re all thinking: sometimes, this show really sucks—and that’s why we love it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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April 24, 2025 1 min
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Hi Hello! Popping in to say that Deanna is headlining Zanies Old Town, MONDAY MAY 6th. Get your tickets below to see your favorite celeb crush on stage.


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April 24, 2023 67 mins

Fun times in the Crushes podcast as Andy Fleming joins Deanna to crush on professional wrestlers, Anne Hathaway, and big-eyed brunettes! Andy holds no crushes back from his first poster hung in his childhood room, to the iconic Mariah Carey music videos. Listen today!


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Rebecca Delgado Smith from The Alarmist Podcast joins Deanna to crush on Puerto Rican icons, Pedro Pascal, and history's most dramatic moments. Listen today!


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Yay! Deanna has been nominated for best stand-up comedian in the 2022 Chicago Reader Best Of! Please take some time to vote and share and we'll see you here next week.

xoxo


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January 8, 2023 66 mins

Hilarious comedian Maeve Devitt (PrimeTime @ The Lincoln Lodge) joins Deanna to crush on great smiles, world leaders, and the Jonas Brothers! Maeve talks about what it's like to meet your celebrity crush and how a crush can run through generations of your family. Listen today!


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Deanna is joined in the Crushes studio with the hilarious Michael Timlin! Mike crushes on a variety of 90's sweethearts, as well as one iconic villain! We also crush on his first date with his now-wife to prove why internet crushes are the best crushes! Check out Mike's podcast Work Sucks, I Know, and follow him on Twitter!


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September 18, 2021 42 mins

Deanna is joined by the hilarious comedian Maggie Winters to crush on specific haircuts, tall men for tall ladies, and reality show hotties! What dating show would you go on to find love? Listen and let us know!


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August 27, 2021 66 mins

Erin Keif joins Deanna in the Crushes studio after a fatefully meeting in the back of a bar. Erin and Deanna crush on English men and Erin shares how she KNOWS a crush will be hot in the future. Sometimes you just know. Erin throws it way back with sharing her crushes on tumblr and also crushing on a group of men. Teamwork is very crushable!

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April 16, 2021 55 mins

Woah, baby! Deanna is joined by the hilarious Alana Johnston (@selfesteemparty) to talk about why you should be crushing on yourself and also Brad Pitt. She also tells us the elementary school crush that formed her future and why Vampires will never NOT be sexy. Listen today!

 

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Join Deanna and Paula (Paula Eats Lean Cuisines, Being Earnest) for this mini crush where they determine if the red carpet looks from the 2021 Golden Globes were hot... or just tall.

 

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March 26, 2021 59 mins

Deanna is joined in the virtual Crushes studio by the amazing Lauren Lapkus! (Threedom, The Wrong Missy, Good Girls) They crush on cartoon characters, reality tv shows, and the same sexy Irishmen from everyone's favorite romcom. Listen today!

 

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January 15, 2021 96 mins

Samantha Berkman returns for yet another hilarious episode! Sam and Deanna crush on podcasts, musicians, Etsy pages, Paul Hollywood, and everything in between! 

 

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Deanna is joined this week by the hilarious Megan Gailey. Megan spills all the tea on what celeb couple she would want to spend a day with, what it was like interviewing the Backstreet Boys, and which athletes are hot and which are....just tall. Listen today!

 

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We're back after a long quarantine break with a banger of an episode! Deanna is joined by long-time bestie and fellow crusher Marshall to talk about crushing via the internet. Who knew TikTok could be so alluring, and what is the RIGHT way to slide in someone's DMs? All this and more! Listen today!

 

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November 15, 2019 60 mins

Spencer Blair joins Deanna this week with a multitude of crushes. He brings his “to-do” list and they get into all the many ways they crush.

How much stalking is too much stalking when you’re on a dating app?

What ever happened to that guy that didn’t text me back? Who would have known there is a “hot guy” gang patrolling Andersonville.

Spencer spills all the tea, and honey we’re thirsty!!

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Stand up comedian Sam Berkman joins Deanna in the studio and things get off the rails pretty quickly.

Sam crushes on skater boys big and small and relives a summer fling that should have been but never was.

Listen as she sees her celebrity crush experience a true glow up and have to decide if he is still hot… or maybe just tall.

 

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August 12, 2019 45 mins

Standup comedian Molly Kearney joins Deanna and shared all her secrets.

Like her first crush on a Disney Princess, feigning a celebrity crush in Catholic school, and falling in love with a stranger at a breakfast bar.

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