The Hello Kitty Identity Mystery

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Is Hello Kitty actually a little girl? Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of disbelief and laughter as we grapple with the astonishing claim from Hello Kitty's creator. We question how a character with whiskers, ears, and a tail can be anything but a cat. Get ready for an uproarious debate as we try to make sense of this bizarre revelation and share our spontaneous, unfiltered reactions. From delving into the anatomy of Hello Kitty's family to contemplating the absurdity of this identity twist, this episode will keep you on the edge of your seat and chuckling all the way.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We also dive headfirst into the wacky world of pronouns and identity politics. Imagine identifying simply as "pronoun" to avoid any confusion—yes, we went there. With humorous anecdotes and no-holds-barred commentary, we explore the quirks and complexities of modern identity. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the thought-provoking discussions, or just to see how far we can push the envelope, this episode promises to be a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Socky, doomy, holy cow.
I just watched a reel where theinventor, creator of Hello
Kitty, said that it's a littlegirl, not a cat.
She's not a cat.
She's not a cat.
What the hell is she?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
They say that she's not a cat and she's a little
girl.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
She's a weird looking , casper.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
She's got ears and whiskers.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I think it's one dimensional.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think that she has a tail.
She has a pet cat and a pet catthat looks just like her.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Her and her twin sister.
What is it, mimi?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't remember, but her whole family is cats, isn't
?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
that what you call one of those things on the
internet, a Mimi I don't know Ameme.
A meme.
Yeah, I'm so lost with all thistechnological stuff.
I don't know what the hell'sgoing on anymore.
All I'm saying is are youserious with that?
You want to call that thing agirl.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I understand.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Listen, I understand it's a female.
Don't get me started with thethree apples.
You don't even know where thatstarted.
You don't know where it started.
She ripped it off.
I'm a little aggravated withHello Kitty Creator.
I don't even know her name?
I don't know her name In caseyou hadn't noticed, we took a
quick break there to find outher name.
Her name is what Jill Crotch.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So she's the senior vice president of the company,
and it's Jill Cotch.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Jill Crotch.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
But it's, yeah, I mean it's a Japanese company.
It's Sanrio or Sanrio.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Either way, they ripped off the Smurfs Three
apples high and on every weekday.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I guess I never heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
By the way, she says they weigh three apples.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
And they're five apples high.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
What else is five apples high?
That dude was right A cat, agoddamn cat, a goddamn cat.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
You can't put whiskers on a little girl and
not say it's a cat.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm sorry this gender confusion is going out of
control and it's time to stop it.
You can't identify it as a catif you're biologically not a cat
anyway, I don't have anyproblem with pronouns and all
that stuff.
I just want to be referred toas pronoun from now on.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh, yeah, that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Just refer to me as pronoun, that way you can't get
it wrong.
Hey, pronoun did this, pronoundid that?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, that's going to go well for you.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I literally tried to apply for something and it asked
me for the pronoun and I wrotepronoun.
Did you really?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It wouldn't accept it .
Did you really it wouldn'taccept it?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I just ignore that it accepts caps, it accepts paper,
it accepts tree, it acceptsfoundation, it accepts
everything but pronoun.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Really.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yes, which is freaking weird, weird.
I was like what the hell isgoing on here?
Why can't I just be referred toas pronoun Pronoun's awesome.
Pronoun kicks butt.
Pronoun put out a podcast.
That is slaying it.
Pronoun put on a podcast.
It's slang.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Slang.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Pronoun rules.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I want to be pronoun.
That's what I'm going to.
That's what I'm going toIdentify myself as now.
That way, nobody can beInsensitive to me, offended.
I can't be offended by anybody,right?
They can't be insensitive to me.
And it encompasses everythingmy.
I identify as pronoun.
If you can identify as a catand you can make a cat a little
girl, I'm pronoun.

(03:07):
I am pronoun, that's it.
Game over.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
The weird part about the whole cat thing cat hello
kitty.
Wasn't she around in like the70s?
You know they drew that thingas a cat.
Now they're turning it aroundand making it a little girl.
There's no way she was a catwhen they started drawing that
thing.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Do not get me into the level of stupidity that
people are at these days.
I'm sitting here across fromyou as we're talking about this,
saying I am pronoun.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
This is how far down we've gone.
So I'm allowed to say that'sdumb, because it's dumb, oh,
it's completely dumb, but it'swhere we're going, and people
won't.
They refuse to see it.
I get that everybody has theirown identities, everybody.
But it's where we're going, andpeople won't.
They refuse to see it.
I get that.
Everybody has their ownidentities.
Everybody has their own life,whatever.
I'm not trying to beinsensitive to it, but you

(03:58):
cannot keep up with it, and soin order to just hedge it.
I'm pronoun.
You can't offend me.
I can't be offended.
I'm pronoun.
Okay, talk to me later.
All right, pronoun, I'm Pronoun.
Okay, talk to me later.
All right, pronoun, all right,pronoun.
Catch you later.
Pronoun, pronoun, put on a goodshow today.
Pronoun's funny Pronoun sucksPronoun, pronoun, and you will
get so tired of saying Pronoun.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm already tired of it.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah that at some point you'll realize how
obnoxiously stupid it really is.
I'm sorry, you're not a cat andthat Hello Kitty is not a
little girl.
Cut the shit Seriously At somepoint in time.
Just knock it off.
Stop trying to be so sensitiveto everybody.
That's a cat, it's a cat.

(04:42):
You're not fooling us.
You're not fooling us.
What are you trying to do?
What the hell are you trying todo?
It blows my skirt up, reallyblows my skirt up.
Okay, I'll tell you that forfree.
I will tell you that for free.
I got a lot to go on.
There'll be more of theselittle snippets.
That was a motorcycle.
Did you hear that?
I went off on them the otherday.
He said it was a motorcyclerider.

(05:03):
Anyway, that anyway.
That being said, I can't takeit.
I know I can't that was the mostabsurd thing I've ever seen
here.
Here's a yellow sticky note.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Tell me it's pink right, it's pretty much what
that is tell me it's pink.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's like go fuck yourself.
This is the dumbest thing I'veever heard.
What are you doing?
It's I can't take it.
Blows my skirt up.
Tell you that for free.
We're gonna end right here.
This is a snippet, not a realshow, because I could go on for
hours yeah, we don't want thatdon't let me blow up.
We got to do a new episode soonwhere I just let loose because
I'm getting heated right guyslike and subscribe.

(05:41):
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