Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Hydro, Pt. II: Super Soaked

An INFAMOUS season six villain is back, and we're not talking about Linda Lake. Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse/The Wife, returns as our guest co-host...and gets us drunk.

Linda Lake returns to Metropolis to threaten Clark with exposing his true identity to the world. Clark decides to take control and have Lois leak the story first (he's high out of his mind), but things take a turn for the worse. Meanwh...

The Dark Lana Saga finally comes to an end... THANK GOD!

Everyone's "favorite" power couple is back after Lana got her super skin last week. While Clark just wants to have sex all day in his parents' old bed, Lana is only interested in "saving people", a.k.a. hunting down Lex. Toyman shows up and kills the entire board of directors at LuthorCorp. Oliver guilt trips Chloe into finding Lex in order to kill him. Lex reveals he's be...

Law & Order: Smallville Victims Unit

Detective John Jones makes his return only to get shot, while on duty, in the first five minutes. After Clark finds out it was an inside job he decides to go undercover as a cop named Joe Fordman (Top 10) in order to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Lana is still here, back as the lead terrorist, and now fighting with Tess about Lex and the famous art of Wushu.

Phil Morris returns for another spec...

31st Century's very own idiots!

The second half of season eight begins, so that means we tank the story right? A group of aliens come from the future to stroke Clark’s massive ego, and to prevent another Brainiac resurrection by killing Chloe. They also decide to tell Lana she’s historically important (forgot she’s still here). Clark just wants to beat up these futuristic idiots and get his best friend back to normal. Davis is strai...

Smallville Presents: The Bride of Doomsday

Wedding bells are ringing for Chloe and Jimmy. Davis is actually Doomsday and becomes a murderous wedding crasher. Clark and Lois experience a cute moment. Oliver ruins everything by teaming up with Lana, a.k.a. the devil. #RIPGayColin

Sam Witwer (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) makes his official appearance as DC Comics original character Doomsday.

Kristen Kreuk makes her temporary return as DC ...

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: The Chloe Edition

Brainiac makes a surprise return as the true man that's been inside of Chloe (no, seriously) the past year. But now, he's causing her to lose her all of memories rapidly. Jimmy can't deal with another amnesia blondie, so he turns to Clark for help who then goes to Big Daddy Jor-El (LFG!). While Chloe tries to remain calm, she eventually can only think of her favori...

Freak of the Week presents: Mind-F**k!

Jimmy finally figures out who Clark is after snapping a picture of a red-blue blur (wink, wink fans) saving Lois from a mugger. All Jimmy wants is to be C.K.'s BFF and fellow confidant. Too bad Clark will do anything and everything possible to lie to Jimmy, so he brings in Oliver, a current alcoholic/sex addict, to do the same plan they did back in Hydro (#6.10)...smh. Meanwhile, Lois gets ...

R.I.P. Mary - May Santa bring you the right toy now

A serial killer is on the loose after a string of related attacks happen within Metropolis. With the help of the not-so-mighty Detective Jon Jones, Clark investigates Davis after noticing that he's been at every crime scene. Davis keeps blacking out and thinks he actually might be the killer, but accuses Clark instead. Jimmy just wants to ride shotgun in an ambulance and Chloe ...

Welcome to the Love Doctor's "Shock of Love"

Chloe and Jimmy are kidnapped after their engagement party and get put into a twisted game that tests their love for each other. The Love Doctor asks them a few dumb questions, then lets them go (not kidding). Before Clark and Lois realize they're safe, they end up caught in the game themselves after masquerading as a couple around town. Meanwhile, Oliver needs some act...

Now Presenting: Basic Instinct (Smallville Edition)

All because Tess doesn't know what she's doing, a queen named Maxima shows up to Metropolis looking for a Kryptonian husband. No mortal man can survive her kiss, so Clark has to take one for the team on this one. Jimmy finds Chloe's love letter to Clark from season two episode "Fever" (she so did it on purpose). Lois shows her first sign of jealousy after seeing Clark with another...

R.I.P. Megan - The best friend nobody wanted.

What's a good superhero show without a SUPER retcon? Oliver is back in town and gets poisoned by someone from his past. Chloe uses her new Brainiac skills, and her E.R. Lover Davis, to track down an antidote. Clark finds out that Tess and Oliver know each other from their Jungle Freak-Off days, and is the only one that knows of this rare poison. Meanwhile, Lois becomes toxic herself...

What happens when a street rat blows up a bus?

It's Clark's first day at the Daily Planet and he manages to save the new boss, Tess Mercer, after a bus explodes in the city. Lois starts showing Clark the ropes in a very adorable way. Chloe begins a new paramedic love affair while also taking in a random girl named Bette who just so happens to be a meteor freak.

Jessica Parker Kennedy (Black Sails, The Flash) special guest stars as...

This is dedicated to Texas, Louisiana swamps and Mother Russia!

It's been four long weeks since the collapse of Clark's fortress. Here's what's happening: Clark has been slanging black market seafood in a Russian work camp. Oliver, AC and Dinah fight to reunite with their Boy Scout. Chloe has new powers and is loving it. Lois is now ten times hotter. LuthorCorp's new CEO arrives and has red hair...coincidence? No...

The Film Review Nobody Wanted/The Real Reason Lana Left

It's a new year, so we had to shake things up a bit. Join us in our first viewing of the unforgettable, 3% certified fresh, Street Fighter movie from '09. The most legendary of useless characters all-around and we get to prove how this story is canon to Lana's character arc. HIGHLY RECOMMEND* to watch the movie before listening to us give it the best review it'll ever receive.

Another season, another award show... MERRY CHRISTMAS!

The Two Nerdy Idiots have brought back everyone's favorite tradition: the end-of-the-season award show! We've returned with plenty of nominations from ourselves, but also the fans. Thank you once again for participating and making this show one of the best things we look forward to doing. Cheers to our original fans, but also the newcomers! Hope you enjoy the show and wonderful ...

#MostDisappointingSeasonFinale

Long story short:

Kara is Brainiac (doesn't make sense). Clark isn't doing anything to stop Lex from finding out how to control him. Chloe hates Kara lowkey. Jimmy gets way too much screen time. Lois is drinking while on the clock. The power of Cyrus defeats Brainiac. Lex finally finds out Clark's secret (it's a 5-minute scene).

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) returns again as DC Comics o...

The secret lies with Charlotte...

After a weird "assassination" attempt on Lex leaves him scarred with strange symbols, Clark and Chloe decipher the code and are led to a church by the last surviving member of Veritas... EDWARD TEAGUE! But things don't go as planned and now Clark must race to find the secret Kryptonian information before Lex and his new Antiques Roadshow assistant.

Robert Picardo (Star Trek: Voyager) special guest...