Tunnel Talk

As we start the All In Home Stretch, AEW storylines are kicking in high gear which means the girls' spirits are too! We SOLVE our issue with Okada completely, revel in Will Ospreay's Perfect Day, delight in the return of Mox's choking kink, celebrate Kris Stat's acting chops, and validate Mark Briscoe's moral fortitude. And hey, ancient girl perverts? Call us!

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It's the fourth installment of our From the Reviews series! If you give us a 5* review on any platform and shoot us a message with a request, we'll watch whatever match you ask and record ourselves watching it! In this episode we watched:

0:00 Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks suggested by Rambones Slampig

48:53 STARS (Hazuki & Koguma) vs. STARS (Hanan & Saya) suggested by CineMartialArts

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It was a very fun show at Arena Mexico this week and boy oh boy did it feel good to see Hangman open the show in Spanish! What a relief to see AEW be a good guest in another country. Otherwise, the show was light on promos, so we did a quick-ish show review and then go into Listener Questions! Everyone sent in some amazing stuff, so yeah, you’ll get to hear us talking through Allie’s artisanal spider silk, which wrestler would resp...

It was another monster Wednesday and your girls did everything they could to keep up. We’re proud to announce that Jon Moxley has been elected the Mayor of Toontown (extremely complimentary) while the Young Bucks are so focused on seducing back one of their middleman, they haven’t even noticed they’ve lost one! Plus we love Thekla, were delighted to have TaiJai back, and Kris flirts with the dark side again thanks to her literal li...

You might've watched Fyter Fest this week and thought, "Not that much happened, storywise. What will the girls find to talk about?" Well, we go on a romp through pop culture, past and present: Blockbuster, Pogs, Angelus, Medbay, Numb Tongue, Friday Night Lights, you name it, we mentioned it. Everyone backstage is convinced that if Hangman reconciles with Swerve, they'll be unstoppable: WILL Hangman ever get that one...

It’s our Double or Nothing episode and the girls have a new mantra: not only are we saying what we see, but we are BELIEVING what we see, and what we believe is that Double or Nothing was for us. Anarchy in The Arena’s comedy costumes, intergender violence, and flagpoles up the butt? For us. Toni and Mina ending in a passionate makeout? Extremely for us. Hangman and Ospreay retroactively justifying their entire build by a banger of...

It's our pre-PV week, and we run through the upcoming Double or Nothing card with all the build, starting with a deep dive into Ospreay and Hangman's in-ring face off and going through all the rest of the many long, odd talking segments that had Allie questioning the very nature of existence. What IS wrestling? Don't get us wrong - it was high level entertainment, from the glass doll you stare through to the unforgettab...

Lea’s home from her Keeping It Strong Style Excursion and has plenty to report on, some of it even correct! We try to sort out what’s going on with the Death Riders and how the Elite and Gabe Kidd fit in. Plus Hangman is making Ospreay feel SO strange, MJF and the Hurt People get 14 interminable segments, and we’re SO happy to see Mina! Plus, Nigel apologizes to Tony Schiavone and it almost takes us out for good. Happy Mother’s Day...

The girls are thriving SO much more than last week and I think it shows. After a rousing round of What's Making Me Happy, we get into all the big events of the week, starting with Dynamite's new Sum-41 theme song. Then we talk through Hangman and Will Ospreay's promo and what went wrong with Will Ospreay's side of it, where the men's title scene is going, and whether Will Ospreay should be allowed to call Swerve...

It’s a sleepy little week over here and after the long anticipated (or dreaded) return of What’s Making Me Happy, the girls dive in. Once again, the Young Bucks were the highlight of the week as they joined Ricochet to take on the Sewer Boys in a very classic Memphis Match (we ALL know what that means). Hangman comes for our jobs hard with some of his comments this week, and yes we ARE threatened. We also check in with Jon Moxley’s...

This week was another one with some low lows but that was at LEAST counterbalanced by us getting to see Matt Jackson do a nip slip and then both Bucks shirtless (!) while wrestling (!!). Hashtag blessed, God is good! All the time! Plus, enjoy listening to us try to figure out wrestling alliances from first principles, invent new jargon to explain it, and of course again talk through our new all time romance, Tony Schiavone and Nige...

This week, the girls experienced some of the highest highs (updates on Darby’s everest journey) and lowest lows (we refer here to the depth of Matt Jackson’s V-neck). Athena came back to Dynamite in the most spectacular fashion and knocked your hosts on their BUTTS. Plus MisogynyJF strikes again, and we’re hit with a romance angle none of us saw coming!

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8:22 Darby Allin Updates

13:48 The Owen

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Dynasty may have brought your girls down, but Dynamite this week brought them WAY WAY UP. We may be the only people on the entire internet who felt that way but we're bold truth tellers. We talk through Swerve's loss, the Young Bucks' return and what it might mean for the Death Riders' storyline, and what we want from pro wrestling overall. Plus, we're not animals - we talk about the Young Bucks's outfits, K...

This week, on HBO’s Original Series “The Pitt” starring Noah Wyle…..just kidding. Despite our best efforts, the girls settle down and talk wrestling—namely, their new favorite storyteller, Dax Harwood! Plus, the title scene gets intergender, Will Ospreay is Completely Fine, and the girls agree to disagree about Bobby Lashly’s kicky blue suit. Was there anything else going on this week? Can’t think of anything—wait. Did something ha...

Allie was at Dynamite this week so we got some fun on the ground reporting about reactions from the casuals and the crazed things that Justin Roberts says during the break! We also go through Kenny's in-ring promo that must've devastated poor little Will Ospreay, the way Claudio stands, whether Megan Bayne should be champ, MVP disappointing us with what can only be called a bitchfest (derogatory), the baffling Mark Davis an...

It's Tunnel Talk's fourth anniversary and we start with a little reflection on just how far we've come! Then it's over to the International Title scene where The Tournament to win a date with Kenny Omega finally wraps up with a surprising result--Kenny's taking two people to the prom! Then it's time for the Men's World Title, which is a little less interesting--for now. We talk about the Street Fight, pl...

It’s Post-Revolution, and as always, your girls are right on time with their thoughts and observations! We bust through all the goings on at a breakneck pace, covering Nana acknowledging Swerve as his liege lord, Hangman’s new short curlycut, the final act of Mariah and Toni’s tragedy, Ospreay’s VERY good day at preschool, and of course, the quarterfinals of our Best Bods tournament! Join us!!!

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There was lots to get into this week in AEW! We talk about Toni and Mariah's brilliant promo work, Ricochet's incredible and perfectly annoying heel character, Renee’s trials (bad interviewee behavior), Megan Bayne’s trials (precarious wardrobe), the Death Rider’s trials (telling a coherent story), and Will Ospreay’s trials (immediately being abandoned by his only friend). Plus, it's WEEK TWO OF THE BEST BODS TOURNAMENT...

Guess what, guys, we made it through February and you know what our reward is? THE BEST BODS IN AEW TOURNAMENT!!! MARCH MADNESS STYLE!!!! Anne got perhaps too excited about the data and the powerpoint, but sixteen beautiful bodies were selected — a sweet sixteen, if you will — and we talk through the first four match-ups in the Western conference. Plus I guess we talked about the week in AEW or whatever… luckily there were some ext...