Two Cents gets Distracted - A Rugby Podcast
Legendary Rugby YouTuber Mark from Two Cents Rugby breaks down all of the happenings of the great game of Rugby while Tony from Distracted Sports tries to keep up.
Episodes
We break down the Wallabies' epic victory over the British and Irish Lions in a stormy showdown that even Thor couldn't ignore. Plus, we chat about the newly announced All Blacks squad—spoiler alert: everyone's injured, but there are some exciting new faces on the horizon. And to top it all off, get ready for a bit of Baywatch!
Grab a beer and Enjoy!!
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Only one game this weekend, but oh boy, it had everything. The Wallabies hosted the British & Irish Lions at the MCG in a test match so spicy it you'll feel it coming out.
An instant classic? Definitely. But it’ll mostly be remembered for one Giant Call. Lions fans are calling it fine. Wallabies fans are still trying to locate their jaws on the floor.
We unpack the madness, point fingers, praise heroes, and as always, talk a lot ...
The Lions drew first blood in Brisbane, taking the 1st Test over the Wallabies, but did they leave points (and polish) out on the paddock? The All Blacks notched another win against an understrength French side, but with more dirt-trackers in the mix this time, are we building depth or just delaying the big questions? Meanwhile, the Boks put Georgia away with ease... but was it convincing, or just clinical?
Join us as we dissect a w...
Normal service resumes! The All Blacks knock over a depleted French outfit, the Boks batter Italy (with a side of Rassie’s signature shithousery), and the Lions dish out a thumping to the AU-NZ mash-up team in a match only a mother could love. Oh—and Wales actually won a game. That’s 1 win from their last 20. Momentum, baby.
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It was the week of almost-upsets, nearly-moments, and big teams looking suspiciously wobbly. We try to figure out what the heck happened and talk a lot of BS in the process.
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This week, much to our dismay, the Crusaders have done it again—another Super Rugby title, this time over the Chiefs. Meanwhile, Los Pumas pulled off a cracking win against the Lions in a game that had everything, and Razor Robertson has named his first All Blacks squad... complete with a few eyebrow-raisers.
Plus, there’s the usual helping of BS, distractions galore, and Mark has a therapeutic moment with some delightfully grumpy Y...
Leinster are champions of the URC after a composed, clinical performance over a Bulls side that just didn’t bring the fire. In Super Rugby, the Crusaders crush our dream (again) of the Blues pulling off a miracle, reminding us what finals footy really looks like.
And the Chiefs? They take care of business against the Brumbies in a no-nonsense semi-final display. Plus, we serve up our usual helping of sideline nonsense — bold takes,...
Well, somehow… against all odds, common sense, and good taste, we’ve made 100 of these little buggers! Celebrate our 100th episode as we welcome some very special contributors, shout into the rugby void, and do what we do best: talk shit and Rugby.
The Blues give us a reason to smile (finally), the Hurricanes absolutely soil the linen, and Super Rugby and the URC wobble their way to the sharp, terrifying end of the season.
Massive th...
Bordeaux take the dub against the Saints in the Champions Cup final, Moana Pacifica cop a hiding from the Chiefs, and whispers of a Club World Cup start swirling.
We Talk about it all and also OTHER STUFF.
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Massive thank you to Nathan Loughnan. Lets get this awesome lad a job!!
This week, Ardie Savea ascended to another plane of existence—dragging Moana Pasifika (and possibly time and space itself) to a mind-melting upset over the Blues. \
The Hurricanes and Highlanders gave us a thriller, and meanwhile, the Force and Waratahs officially waved goodbye to finals footy like that one mate who RSVP’d “maybe” but was never coming.Plus,
Tony stares into the crystal ball (or maybe a pint glass?) for another round...
The Lions squad is named, the Wallabies are waiting, and somehow we end up talking about... fapping? Rugby's a weird sport—and we make it even weirder.
Tony unloads some explosive thoughts about the Lions' that'll make him some new friends up north. We dive into the Lions tour, cover all the Super Rugby, and return with rugby’s fastest-growing game show: “Who Won These Games That Have Already Been Played!?”
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Leinster bottled it again at the business end of a major tournament—at this point, it's basically tradition. Bordeaux took the chocolates from Toulouse, and Super Rugby delivered a rare treat: actual high-stakes footy. No more everyone-gets-a-medal playoffs—this round mattered.
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Well, Stephen Donald kicked the hornet's nest this week—and naturally, we dive straight in. Not because we care... but because we're after those sweet, sweet angry clicks.
We also break down the latest in Super Rugby, chat about the Wallabies' shiny new coach, and fire up everyone’s favourite game: “Can Tony predict European rugby results... after they’ve happened?”
Grab a beer, lower your expectations, and enjoy
Yep, more rugby happened. And like Thanos, the Crusaders' dominance snapped our hopes once again—inevitable pain, folks. We break down all the action from the round and then jump into YouTube’s fastest-growing game show: “Can Tony Predict the Winners of European Rugby... After It’s Already Happened?”
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It’s another week of domestic rugby – oh yes it is, and yes, we talk about it! But stick around, because we wrap things up with a massive golf catch-up, diving into Rory’s epic win at the Masters. Other random topics include, STD's the Great Wall of China, and Ancient Macedonian battles
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Ohh, and we're back for another week of talking shit and talk balls,,, rugby balls that is. This week, we cover all the Super Stuff but also cast a judgmental eye over the stuff coming down from the north.
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This week on the pod: Tony cracks open a real beer to celebrate finishing the Hard 75 challenge – finally!
We dive into the Aussies making serious noise in Super Rugby and ask the big question: could they actually find success in this year’s Lions series? Spoiler alert... it’s more likely than you think.
Plus, the usual healthy dose of BS.
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The Six Nations concluded in the weekend. Three teams still had a shot, but the French came out on top!! This is a podcast where we discuss those games and other games and talk a tonne of BS!
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A massive amount of Rugby during the weekend, and we talk about running. We then eventually get to the rugby, though.
It's all happening. Six Nations is getting super tasty with one and Super Rugby is still producing Bangers.
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Massive thank you to the sponsor of this episode, Tweeddale Surfacing Contractors!! Go to their Website - tscnz.com Flick them an email - contact@tscnz.com
Well, well, well—fancy seeing you again! You must be a big 2CGD fan because this is what we call, in the business, a slow week in the season.
But I tell you what—if you’re after a podcast where the hosts talk shite for at least the first 20 minutes, and then one of them forgets most of the key events from the weekend’s games… you’re in for a treat! (You may also have a brain injury.)
Grab a beer and enjoy!
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