November 20, 2024 • 29 mins
What happens when balloons, buffalo chicken dip, and a touch of the supernatural collide in a kitchen? Get ready for a rollercoaster of hilarity and chaos as Hannah and Courtney navigate the wild terrain of surprise party planning for our buddy Rob. From wrestling with decorations and orchestrating a dramatic trash bag reveal to crafting our notorious "Whitney Punch," this episode is rife with unforeseen hiccups and tons of laughter. And let's not forget the unexpected fridge shenanigans that left us questioning if we had a playful ghost joining the party prep!
We reminisce about 90s nostalgia, poke fun at pop culture surprises like the unlikely Paul McCartney and Kanye West collaboration, and find joy in simple tasks like hanging streamers. Our discussion is filled with humorous anecdotes and candid chats about music, fitness, and the importance of having fun even in the midst of chaos. Whether you're a party-planning pro or just in it for the laughs, join us for a spirited adventure full of mishaps, meaningful moments, and a punch that packs a memorable punch!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're going to try something new, wanderers.
This may or may not eversurface.
Hannah and I are planning asurprise party for Rob, and so
he thinks that we're recordingright now, but we're just doing
an audio vlog so you guys cansee what it's like Right now.
Hannah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I am cutting a trash bag so that I can put all the
balloons on it, so I can have itfall on Rob's head.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So far.
The dogs hate the balloons, thetape doesn't stick to the wall
and we are listening to femininerage music while I make buffalo
chicken dip.
So stay tuned and we willprovide an update when something
hilarious happens.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, okay hi, I'm Hannah and I'm Courtney.
Join us as we delve into truecrime, paranormal encounters and
all things spooky.
Grab your flashlight and getready to wander into the
darkness with us this is WickedWanderings.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So, of course, the minute I stopped the recording
to start playing back our audiojust to see, like you know,
what's good, what it sounds like, I'm walking into the kitchen
after blowing my schnoz becauseI'm sick and all of a sudden
everything on Hannah's fridgejust leaps off at me.
So I believe the spirits wantus to continue.
So we're going to do this kindof cooking style.
I am going to make some.
(01:44):
What am I making, hannah?
Oh yeah, whitney punch.
So, uh, let's get out ouringredients.
We've got pink Whitney.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Vodka got lemon, lime soda, lime squeeze.
I've got some.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Sprite excellent and the piece de resistance,
cranberry juice cranberry juiceexcellent.
So there's two ways we can dothis.
The way I see it, we couldmeasure, or we could measure
with the heart and we could justput all of this I think we
should measure with our heart,because we always talk from the
heart for our wonders so howmuch lemon squeezy do you think
(02:23):
we need without?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
looking this I I think this should be the last
thing okay, so.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So let's start with the pink whitney.
How much of this should go inthe bowl?
I would say half.
I was gonna say the whole damn.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh go girl, do it.
I thought I was gonna be toomuch.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, so we are taking.
That's the sound of the PinkWhitney Barstool Sports going
into our lobster pot calledPukey the Pot.
You hear that.
That's the sound of PinkWhitney entering the portal, or
should I say the portnoyBarstool Sports.
Okay, so that looks veryanticlimactic for the amount of
(03:04):
liquid that I just dumped inthere, but we're moving on.
So how much sprite do you thinkshould go if we just did this
much?
I feel like almost the wholething.
Yep, okay, so we are doing justyour regular oil lemon lime
sprite.
Hopefully it doesn't blow up onme, okay, so?
So now this will be the soundof the Sprite going in to the
(03:29):
port.
I'm not peeing, it is justSprite going in.
I feel like we have too big ofa pot.
We're not making jungle juice,but it really does feel like I'm
throwing it back.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm getting splashed in the eye of Pink.
Whitney, do you want help?
That was much simpler than itneeded to be.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Wow, that does really look like a method.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, okay, okay, so how much cranberry juice do you
suppose we ought to?
Half Half, yeah, because thecranberry juice we don't want to
be too much.
Okay, I'm going to do half ofsome Food Club cranberry juice
cocktail.
I got the sweetened one becauseI felt like it needs to be.
It needs some flavor, oh, more,it's very winter-y, it is okay.
(04:30):
Um, and then, how much lemonsqueeze do you suppose we need?
I think we need ten squeezes,ten squeezes.
Okay, that's very specific, itis.
I'm gonna just four, five.
I'm gonna just Four, five, Six.
(04:50):
Oh, my god, look at your shirtSeven.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, that's too much .
I think that's too much.
Okay, we have seven.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Squeezes those are very hefty squeezes.
I've done full squeezes.
Do you have like a ladle orsomething?
Because I feel like we're gonnahave to taste test this just to
.
I mean, it seems like we didn'tmake a lot of punch, but we
have to remember it's got anentire bottle of chicken, okay,
and now we've added all of ourthings we stir, we stir.
I feel like we should be sayingsome kind of like ritualistic,
(05:21):
I know, boil, boil, boil introuble, boil in ritualistic,
boil, boil, spoil and trouble.
I smell children.
Okay, we're gonna do a littlesippy step at the same time, so
here's one for you.
I'm sorry, I made it disgusting.
My shirt is also disgusting,all right.
So, uh, taste test.
Cheers, cheers.
This is probably not supposedto be a shot.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well, that is vodka.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Maybe he needs more cranberry.
I think it might need morecranberry.
Mm-hmm, I think it might needthe whole cranberry.
Yep, I agree, because that is alot of Pink Whitney.
That is yep, and the birthdayboy loves a good Pink Whitney.
If you don't know that aboutRob, you're missing out.
He is a Pink Whitney fanatic.
He's a basic bitch splish,splash.
(06:17):
I need to take a big old bath.
Okay, I don't know who left usalone to do this, guys, I really
hope that this makes it out, ifnot just for rob to laugh at us
, um, but maybe we'll put theice in no maybe we should put it
because, because then it'sgoing to water it down.
Okay, get your cup over here.
We're going to be wasted beforewe even get to it.
We drank a whole bottle of pinkwhiskey, alright, oh, that's
(06:40):
much better.
I feel like I still needsomething.
What about?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
raspberry seltzer?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh, that's much better.
Yep, I feel like I still needsomething.
Mm-hmm, what about raspberryseltzer?
Ooh, no, yeah, we could do that.
Maybe a couple of those Guys.
We're literally just guessingat this point.
I don't know why we looked up arecipe.
May I, yes, yes, add to thegoodness?
(07:03):
I'm going to stir the buff too.
Should I put two in or just one?
I feel like we should do twojust because of the level, the
volume, the volume.
Also, never try to make buffalochicken in a rice cooker, guys.
I just I thought I was up forthis task, but it is a weird
(07:24):
thing to try to do.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It's, it's no.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's.
That's not for rice.
It has a lot of buttons thatsay rice.
Alright, Back to our mixing.
Mix it, mix it, mix it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh, it's looking like it has more volume now.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, let's some for Hannah, some for Coronado.
Mmm, that's really good.
I like the sparkling aspectyeah.
I really do I like that littlezhuzh Tastes good.
I like it.
I'm down with that.
Perfecto.
We should be chefs?
(08:02):
Probably not.
That would be bad.
You guys saw it.
Do we have a bowl for somechips?
We do.
Is it going to be a lobster pot?
No, my second question, sassy,do you have to put limes?
Oh, my god, I said lemon and hebrought us lime Lime.
Was it lemon?
(08:23):
I thought it was.
No, I think it's lime.
Oh, maybe I'm just kidding.
I'm just blending it witheverybody.
Sound like some chickies In abowl.
I want to put those on thetable.
I can do that.
Alexa, resume.
I'm going to look for an ETA onbirthday boy.
(08:44):
Yeah, I'm ready to party now.
Well, I mean, we're going torage, no matter what.
Update is.
The cigar bar is super nice andthe owner is great, so I don't
(09:42):
really know what that means.
Hey must be the money, so Idon't really back in my pocket.
Oh, sorry, wanderers, sorryWanderers.
Okay, I'm putting it back in mypocket.
You guys are the walk-it in mypocket.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Hannah, isn't it so wild that we both met at a job,
a job that you couldn't wait toleave yet?
Sooks, I'm just glad you gaveme a chance, because such a good
girl.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, you hated on me .
And then I had Hannah at.
I like to sit in cemeteries bymyself.
Sometimes she was like thisbitch.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
My person.
So me for dough, I'm kneeling,I can't help you.
You want me to do every other.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, I'm going to just use this one to measure
this.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
No, no, you're gonna pull this out.
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me.
Moving, slow motion for me.
Slow motion is the only way Imove after 30.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I like it like that.
She don't get that back.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, that Working that back more like cracking
that bag.
If someone knows the real wordsfor the song I'm singing,
please, cousin mark, feel freeto.
Uh, I got a notification theother day when I was working and
it was like you have a fan mailmessage, cousin Mark, and I was
(11:09):
like yo, it's Cousin Mark,cousin Mark, cousin Mark and
Sarah, can he just relax?
We're fine.
The roof is on fire.
Let that motherfucker burn.
The roof is on fire.
Let that motherfucking burn.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
The roof is on fire, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Sometimes I really feel my age.
Oh God, I'm hoping she won'tleave my dick broken.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
But you know what I'm happy of my 90s.
I'm pretty honest.
Could be worse.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Could be worse.
I could think Justin Bieber wasa good musician.
That Justin Bieber, what?
As a good musician?
Seriously, solution four really, I like all that Victoria's
Secret sitting in that ass.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Did you see those kids that were like oh.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
You want it?
Yeah, on the floor.
You want me to throw?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm going to move this thing.
The kids were like oh my God,it's so nice of like who's Kanye
West to have to introduce thisnew artist, paul McCartney.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I'm like you guys are just so fucking ignorant.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Like that, paul McCartney's been around way too
long.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
He's been around way too long.
He's been around the block.
Get my steps in today withthese ribbons.
I mean, I'm sure there's abetter way to cut ribbons, but
pretty much what I'm doing isjust letting them roll all
around the floor, acting a fool.
Welcome back friends.
Welcome back friends.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
That was for our new podcast.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Women are women in their prime alright let's see
how
Speaker 1 (12:50):
good I am at AB patterns.
We should have like.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
We should have hung those on the other side what's
wrong?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
we should have hung those on the other side, we
still can we still can you justhand them to me.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I'll do it.
Okay, let's finish, cut it solike we still can.
We still can you just hand themto me, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, let's finish.
Cut it so like you have anorange green orange, how many
more do you think you need?
I'll do orange green orange.
Oh good, then we've got all theones we need.
Ask for me.
Shake that ass for me.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Shake me do this, man .
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh man, I left the Wanderers behind.
Come on, girl, shake that assfor me, shake that ass for me,
shake that ass for me.
I'm a menace.
I'm a menace, an oral hygienistOpen your mouth for about 4 or
5 minutes.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Take a little bit of this more eye fit and Switch,
but don't spit it.
Swallow it now.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That one's non tape.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, me and Nick me and double G looking for a
double B and A.
Love some double D's.
Pop a little champagne and acouple of these.
Slip it in a boba leaf.
We training from the house.
Turn the music, let's get itstarted.
We're gonna trick your body.
Looking for a girl like a buckin my Hummer truck.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Apple bottom jeans and a pink old sun.
That's perfect.
Some girls are body to body you.
You might need another greenone.
Huh, I don't mind, I told himwhy.
You like it from behind.
She's mad as for me.
(14:28):
She's mad as for me.
Come on, girl, shake that assfor me.
Shake that ass for me, allgirls.
Shake that ass for me.
Shake that ass for me.
Come on, girl, shake that assfor me.
I don't mean no, like it's all.
I thought we about to have aparty.
Turn the music up, let's get itstarted.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy
stroke.
Only get it poppin' baby, stepright up.
Some girls, they got crittard.
Some girls, they got a body.
I'm looking for a girl thatwill do whatever the fuck I say
every day.
She be givin' it up, sheBeautiful.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Alright, where else do we need them?
We got a lot of streamer to use.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That looks good.
That looks good.
We'll pull.
I don't know if I want to getout of it.
Come here.
No, we could do Like twist themBesides the belly.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
The guys are pretty tall, so I don't know if I want
to like, but we could probablyjust get a chair and pop them up
there we could do it in frontof the bathroom.
Go there, we could do itthrough that doorway.
Just take them to the top.
I'm trying to get on a chair.
I'll get on the chair, are yousure?
Yeah, I'm just kind of cheeredout.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I need to grab my water before like.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I'm like, oh, we had an extra green one, I already
cut.
Yeah, don't do that.
Yeah, I like the way you dothat, right, right there.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The mama quarter piece she fall from a dime.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Look at her hips, look at her legs, like she
stacked a show of wood and minehitting that from the back.
These are the longer ones.
I'm doing that one's a shorterone.
Oh, I can't get low like I usedto.
(17:12):
No man, she starts stankin'.
I know that.
I know that.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I want that I want that.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Can you do a?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
location check on him yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Your mouth gonna drop , did he um?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
pray, tell you like no, I mean, he can't even figure
out what time he's supposed tobe at work.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
His beard's coming in really full.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It is.
How did I tangle this thing?
All the fuck up.
I'm Kourtney.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'm a little Kourtney's corner.
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh, oohooh.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I think I have more fun doing this than the actual
party.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I want you to put it up for me and let it drop.
If you want to put that one onthe end over there, yeah, I can
do that.
I'm just trying to get us agood number of these to start
the other one.
If you want to put that one onthe end over there, yeah, I can
do that.
I'm just trying to get us agood number of these to start
the other one.
Right there, right there, rightthere, right there.
(19:05):
I like the way you do that.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Thank you, I like that, I like that, I like that.
Ooh, ooh girl, what you do?
I like that, I like that, Ilike that, I like that.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Green Orange.
We've got three green.
No, let's see what we got here.
We've got three green.
No, let's see what we got here.
We've got four green and two,three orange.
(19:53):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
So I need to do oh sky thank you, that was good.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
So I need to do oh Skye.
Thank you, that was good.
Hi, skye, how are you?
Baby girl?
She's like, can we go lay down?
Can I have some dog here?
How many do you think we'regoing to need For here?
All right, Wanderers, I'm onthe chair For here, our
(20:25):
Wanderers.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I'm on the chair.
I.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Didn't think you can you reach it, are you good yeah?
Sorry, I didn't think aboutyour height, my height.
I'm vertically challenged.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Careful.
That was good.
All right now.
What do we do with the rest ofthis?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
So I guess here's the real question Do?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
we want him to know when he gets to the door outside
.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I feel like it would be funny to be like, oh, look,
what's happening, but then likealso the balloons, balloons are
gonna fall on his head.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Because, like I feel, like, tell me.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I gotta think.
I feel like we're not beingentertaining.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Wanderers.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm pausing it.
Alright, ladies and gents, it'salmost showtime.
Rob texted our studio 113, 13,113.
Sorry folks.
Rob texted our studio groupchat for the pod and said Taco
Bell, question mark.
And we were like we totallylied to him.
(22:00):
We were like, oh, we alreadyordered pizza and he had a pipes
in and wings.
So he totally thinks he'scoming back to get leftover
pizza.
He's sick of our shit.
We always order pizza when wepodcast.
He fucking hates it.
We fucking love it.
But really he's coming back.
We've got the chicken tendies inthe oven, we got the buff.
Chick in the rice cooking thing, we got hockey on in the
(22:22):
background.
And chick in the rice cookingthing, we got hockey on in the
background.
And so he's about to come home,probably in the next 15, 20
minutes or so.
So, um, we're putting thesauces out and we are.
That's enough sauces, right?
Yeah, we're putting the saucesout, we're getting ready, um,
and we're about to beam boozlehim.
So hopefully he's not likereally looking forward to the
pizza, because we, we straightup ain't got no pizza here.
(22:43):
But we will keep you guysupdated, you know, I told you
guys I would.
So you're along for the ride.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Did anything else happen?
I put more manifesting spray.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Oh, Hannah does the manifesting spray.
She did want to tell him that.
So he actually said to us hey,is it okay if one of my friends
comes over, which?
We had already hooked up withthis guy earlier and told him
like hey, you got to come overfor the surprise party.
So this guy is coming overallegedly to look out the
podcasting equipment, and Hannahwanted to tell Rob that we were
looking at our vaginas andmirrors, which?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
is a thing it's like to get with your own body, our
yoni, we are one with our yoni.
Like have you ever looked atyour own vagina?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, I have looked at my own vagina.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Have you?
I have something to say, butnot on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
And now returning, returning to the pod Hannah's
bleep ended in.
No, mom, it was not about you,uh, just wanted to call that out
there.
I don't even know if Rob knowsPoor choices and bad decisions a
long time ago.
Men lie, women lie, we all lie.
(23:53):
Let's see, I'm going to do alittle update.
Don't pull that, we don't havetime for that.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
If anything, I'll just so if I pull, are you going
to record?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Okay, good.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It reminds me of when you go like shotgun shooting
and you go pull.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Which, by the way, I want to do that.
Brandon was shocked.
I've played with guns before.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I want to play, but like and I have to pause again
for a private moment with mybestie.
All right, ladies and gents,Hannah and I are impatient.
The only update we have is thatwe both want to drink the punch
I made.
So far, there is no Rob.
We are, you know, very excited.
The most exciting part about asurprise party is the part where
(24:38):
you are waiting to surprise theperson.
We think Rob's really going tolike it.
So I hope he's not disappointedthat we weren't actually
podcasting, because if hisfriend really is coming over to
look at our equipment, he'sgoing to expect it to be plugged
in.
And I did think aboutpodcasting regularly.
Um, and this is from theevidence of sky sky.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
What did she?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
call my color pencils .
Oh sky, bad sky.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
It's like that's not a Kenzie thing, so I'm not used
to having to pick up that kindof stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I feel like I need, like some kind of assistant for
this.
What was I talking about?
Oh, I went to go try to use ourrecording equipment to record
this whole, what I'm calling anaudio vlog series, and I was
like, yeah, fuck all that shit,I'm not plugging all this in to
run around the house.
So this is what we've got.
(25:32):
I am gonna take pictures ofeverything.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Wanderers, so that way you can see what our sad
punch looks like.
This is so sad there that's ourpunch.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
You can't see it yet, but I'll make Rob share them.
That's our punch.
I'm gonna take pictures of ourdip, buff, chick dip.
I'm gonna take some pictures ofour decor because, you know,
the Wanderers got to see this.
Happy birthday, dear Robert.
(25:57):
Happy birthday, dear President.
I did not have sexual relationswith that woman.
The body bag in the photo,you'll see it.
Um, that was just, you know,just our.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Guys, just love me Trying totake pictures of everything
(26:21):
before he destroys it, becausehe's going to come in and he's a
hangry beast.
Take time, woo, all right, wetook pictures of everything.
Hockey's on.
I'm going to go stalk Rob'slocation.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, they haven't left yet, I said pizza's ready,
let's go.
All right, I'm glad Kimmy'scoming out at least the Kipster.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
All right Wanderers, I'll touch back in in another
minute or so.
This has been a veryexhilarating time.
Bye.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I did think about that Surprise Yay.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Thanks for listening.
Today.
Wicked Wanderings is hosted byme Hannah and co-hosted by me
Courtney.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
And it's produced by Rob Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Music by Sasha N.
If you enjoyed today's episode,don't forget to leave a rating
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Thank you for being a part ofthe Wicked Wanderings community.
We appreciate every one of you.
Stay curious, keep exploringand always remember to keep on
(27:42):
wandering, Wondering.
We're going to try something new, wanderers.
This may or may not eversurface.
Hannah and I are planning asurprise party for Rob, and so
he thinks that we're recordingright now, but we're just doing
an audio vlog so you guys cansee what it's like Right now.
Hannah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I am cutting a trash bag so that I can put all the
balloons on it, so I can have itfall on Rob's head.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So far.
The dogs hate the balloons, thetape doesn't stick to the wall
and we are listening to femininerage music while I make buffalo
chicken dip.
So stay tuned and we willprovide an update when something
hilarious happens.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, okay hi, I'm Hannah and I'm Courtney.
Join us as we delve into truecrime, paranormal encounters and
all things spooky.
Grab your flashlight and getready to wander into the
darkness with us this is WickedWanderings.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So, of course, the minute I stopped the recording
to start playing back our audiojust to see, like you know,
what's good, what it sounds like, I'm walking into the kitchen
after blowing my schnoz becauseI'm sick and all of a sudden
everything on Hannah's fridgejust leaps off at me.
So I believe the spirits wantus to continue.
So we're going to do this kindof cooking style.
I am going to make some.
(01:44):
What am I making, hannah?
Oh yeah, whitney punch.
So, uh, let's get out ouringredients.
We've got pink Whitney.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Vodka got lemon, lime soda, lime squeeze.
I've got some.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Sprite excellent and the piece de resistance,
cranberry juice cranberry juiceexcellent.
So there's two ways we can dothis.
The way I see it, we couldmeasure, or we could measure
with the heart and we could justput all of this I think we
should measure with our heart,because we always talk from the
heart for our wonders so howmuch lemon squeezy do you think
(02:23):
we need without?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
looking this I I think this should be the last
thing okay, so.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So let's start with the pink whitney.
How much of this should go inthe bowl?
I would say half.
I was gonna say the whole damn.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh go girl, do it.
I thought I was gonna be toomuch.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, so we are taking.
That's the sound of the PinkWhitney Barstool Sports going
into our lobster pot calledPukey the Pot.
You hear that.
That's the sound of PinkWhitney entering the portal, or
should I say the portnoyBarstool Sports.
Okay, so that looks veryanticlimactic for the amount of
(03:04):
liquid that I just dumped inthere, but we're moving on.
So how much sprite do you thinkshould go if we just did this
much?
I feel like almost the wholething.
Yep, okay, so we are doing justyour regular oil lemon lime
sprite.
Hopefully it doesn't blow up onme, okay, so?
So now this will be the soundof the Sprite going in to the
(03:29):
port.
I'm not peeing, it is justSprite going in.
I feel like we have too big ofa pot.
We're not making jungle juice,but it really does feel like I'm
throwing it back.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm getting splashed in the eye of Pink.
Whitney, do you want help?
That was much simpler than itneeded to be.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Wow, that does really look like a method.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, okay, okay, so how much cranberry juice do you
suppose we ought to?
Half Half, yeah, because thecranberry juice we don't want to
be too much.
Okay, I'm going to do half ofsome Food Club cranberry juice
cocktail.
I got the sweetened one becauseI felt like it needs to be.
It needs some flavor, oh, more,it's very winter-y, it is okay.
(04:30):
Um, and then, how much lemonsqueeze do you suppose we need?
I think we need ten squeezes,ten squeezes.
Okay, that's very specific, itis.
I'm gonna just four, five.
I'm gonna just Four, five, Six.
(04:50):
Oh, my god, look at your shirtSeven.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, that's too much .
I think that's too much.
Okay, we have seven.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Squeezes those are very hefty squeezes.
I've done full squeezes.
Do you have like a ladle orsomething?
Because I feel like we're gonnahave to taste test this just to
.
I mean, it seems like we didn'tmake a lot of punch, but we
have to remember it's got anentire bottle of chicken, okay,
and now we've added all of ourthings we stir, we stir.
I feel like we should be sayingsome kind of like ritualistic,
(05:21):
I know, boil, boil, boil introuble, boil in ritualistic,
boil, boil, spoil and trouble.
I smell children.
Okay, we're gonna do a littlesippy step at the same time, so
here's one for you.
I'm sorry, I made it disgusting.
My shirt is also disgusting,all right.
So, uh, taste test.
Cheers, cheers.
This is probably not supposedto be a shot.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well, that is vodka.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Maybe he needs more cranberry.
I think it might need morecranberry.
Mm-hmm, I think it might needthe whole cranberry.
Yep, I agree, because that is alot of Pink Whitney.
That is yep, and the birthdayboy loves a good Pink Whitney.
If you don't know that aboutRob, you're missing out.
He is a Pink Whitney fanatic.
He's a basic bitch splish,splash.
(06:17):
I need to take a big old bath.
Okay, I don't know who left usalone to do this, guys, I really
hope that this makes it out, ifnot just for rob to laugh at us
, um, but maybe we'll put theice in no maybe we should put it
because, because then it'sgoing to water it down.
Okay, get your cup over here.
We're going to be wasted beforewe even get to it.
We drank a whole bottle of pinkwhiskey, alright, oh, that's
(06:40):
much better.
I feel like I still needsomething.
What about?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
raspberry seltzer?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh, that's much better.
Yep, I feel like I still needsomething.
Mm-hmm, what about raspberryseltzer?
Ooh, no, yeah, we could do that.
Maybe a couple of those Guys.
We're literally just guessingat this point.
I don't know why we looked up arecipe.
May I, yes, yes, add to thegoodness?
(07:03):
I'm going to stir the buff too.
Should I put two in or just one?
I feel like we should do twojust because of the level, the
volume, the volume.
Also, never try to make buffalochicken in a rice cooker, guys.
I just I thought I was up forthis task, but it is a weird
(07:24):
thing to try to do.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It's, it's no.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's.
That's not for rice.
It has a lot of buttons thatsay rice.
Alright, Back to our mixing.
Mix it, mix it, mix it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh, it's looking like it has more volume now.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, let's some for Hannah, some for Coronado.
Mmm, that's really good.
I like the sparkling aspectyeah.
I really do I like that littlezhuzh Tastes good.
I like it.
I'm down with that.
Perfecto.
We should be chefs?
(08:02):
Probably not.
That would be bad.
You guys saw it.
Do we have a bowl for somechips?
We do.
Is it going to be a lobster pot?
No, my second question, sassy,do you have to put limes?
Oh, my god, I said lemon and hebrought us lime Lime.
Was it lemon?
(08:23):
I thought it was.
No, I think it's lime.
Oh, maybe I'm just kidding.
I'm just blending it witheverybody.
Sound like some chickies In abowl.
I want to put those on thetable.
I can do that.
Alexa, resume.
I'm going to look for an ETA onbirthday boy.
(08:44):
Yeah, I'm ready to party now.
Well, I mean, we're going torage, no matter what.
Update is.
The cigar bar is super nice andthe owner is great, so I don't
(09:42):
really know what that means.
Hey must be the money, so Idon't really back in my pocket.
Oh, sorry, wanderers, sorryWanderers.
Okay, I'm putting it back in mypocket.
You guys are the walk-it in mypocket.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Hannah, isn't it so wild that we both met at a job,
a job that you couldn't wait toleave yet?
Sooks, I'm just glad you gaveme a chance, because such a good
girl.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, you hated on me .
And then I had Hannah at.
I like to sit in cemeteries bymyself.
Sometimes she was like thisbitch.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
My person.
So me for dough, I'm kneeling,I can't help you.
You want me to do every other.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, I'm going to just use this one to measure
this.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
No, no, you're gonna pull this out.
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me.
Moving, slow motion for me.
Slow motion is the only way Imove after 30.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I like it like that.
She don't get that back.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, that Working that back more like cracking
that bag.
If someone knows the real wordsfor the song I'm singing,
please, cousin mark, feel freeto.
Uh, I got a notification theother day when I was working and
it was like you have a fan mailmessage, cousin Mark, and I was
(11:09):
like yo, it's Cousin Mark,cousin Mark, cousin Mark and
Sarah, can he just relax?
We're fine.
The roof is on fire.
Let that motherfucker burn.
The roof is on fire.
Let that motherfucking burn.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
The roof is on fire, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Sometimes I really feel my age.
Oh God, I'm hoping she won'tleave my dick broken.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
But you know what I'm happy of my 90s.
I'm pretty honest.
Could be worse.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Could be worse.
I could think Justin Bieber wasa good musician.
That Justin Bieber, what?
As a good musician?
Seriously, solution four really, I like all that Victoria's
Secret sitting in that ass.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Did you see those kids that were like oh.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
You want it?
Yeah, on the floor.
You want me to throw?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm going to move this thing.
The kids were like oh my God,it's so nice of like who's Kanye
West to have to introduce thisnew artist, paul McCartney.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I'm like you guys are just so fucking ignorant.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Like that, paul McCartney's been around way too
long.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
He's been around way too long.
He's been around the block.
Get my steps in today withthese ribbons.
I mean, I'm sure there's abetter way to cut ribbons, but
pretty much what I'm doing isjust letting them roll all
around the floor, acting a fool.
Welcome back friends.
Welcome back friends.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
That was for our new podcast.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Women are women in their prime alright let's see
how
Speaker 1 (12:50):
good I am at AB patterns.
We should have like.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
We should have hung those on the other side what's
wrong?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
we should have hung those on the other side, we
still can we still can you justhand them to me.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I'll do it.
Okay, let's finish, cut it solike we still can.
We still can you just hand themto me, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, let's finish.
Cut it so like you have anorange green orange, how many
more do you think you need?
I'll do orange green orange.
Oh good, then we've got all theones we need.
Ask for me.
Shake that ass for me.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Shake me do this, man .
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh man, I left the Wanderers behind.
Come on, girl, shake that assfor me, shake that ass for me,
shake that ass for me.
I'm a menace.
I'm a menace, an oral hygienistOpen your mouth for about 4 or
5 minutes.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Take a little bit of this more eye fit and Switch,
but don't spit it.
Swallow it now.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That one's non tape.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, me and Nick me and double G looking for a
double B and A.
Love some double D's.
Pop a little champagne and acouple of these.
Slip it in a boba leaf.
We training from the house.
Turn the music, let's get itstarted.
We're gonna trick your body.
Looking for a girl like a buckin my Hummer truck.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Apple bottom jeans and a pink old sun.
That's perfect.
Some girls are body to body you.
You might need another greenone.
Huh, I don't mind, I told himwhy.
You like it from behind.
She's mad as for me.
(14:28):
She's mad as for me.
Come on, girl, shake that assfor me.
Shake that ass for me, allgirls.
Shake that ass for me.
Shake that ass for me.
Come on, girl, shake that assfor me.
I don't mean no, like it's all.
I thought we about to have aparty.
Turn the music up, let's get itstarted.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy
stroke.
Only get it poppin' baby, stepright up.
Some girls, they got crittard.
Some girls, they got a body.
I'm looking for a girl thatwill do whatever the fuck I say
every day.
She be givin' it up, sheBeautiful.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Alright, where else do we need them?
We got a lot of streamer to use.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That looks good.
That looks good.
We'll pull.
I don't know if I want to getout of it.
Come here.
No, we could do Like twist themBesides the belly.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
The guys are pretty tall, so I don't know if I want
to like, but we could probablyjust get a chair and pop them up
there we could do it in frontof the bathroom.
Go there, we could do itthrough that doorway.
Just take them to the top.
I'm trying to get on a chair.
I'll get on the chair, are yousure?
Yeah, I'm just kind of cheeredout.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I need to grab my water before like.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I'm like, oh, we had an extra green one, I already
cut.
Yeah, don't do that.
Yeah, I like the way you dothat, right, right there.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The mama quarter piece she fall from a dime.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Look at her hips, look at her legs, like she
stacked a show of wood and minehitting that from the back.
These are the longer ones.
I'm doing that one's a shorterone.
Oh, I can't get low like I usedto.
(17:12):
No man, she starts stankin'.
I know that.
I know that.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I want that I want that.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Can you do a?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
location check on him yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Your mouth gonna drop , did he um?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
pray, tell you like no, I mean, he can't even figure
out what time he's supposed tobe at work.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
His beard's coming in really full.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It is.
How did I tangle this thing?
All the fuck up.
I'm Kourtney.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'm a little Kourtney's corner.
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh, oohooh.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I think I have more fun doing this than the actual
party.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I want you to put it up for me and let it drop.
If you want to put that one onthe end over there, yeah, I can
do that.
I'm just trying to get us agood number of these to start
the other one.
If you want to put that one onthe end over there, yeah, I can
do that.
I'm just trying to get us agood number of these to start
the other one.
Right there, right there, rightthere, right there.
(19:05):
I like the way you do that.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Thank you, I like that, I like that, I like that.
Ooh, ooh girl, what you do?
I like that, I like that, Ilike that, I like that.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Green Orange.
We've got three green.
No, let's see what we got here.
We've got three green.
No, let's see what we got here.
We've got four green and two,three orange.
(19:53):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
So I need to do oh sky thank you, that was good.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
So I need to do oh Skye.
Thank you, that was good.
Hi, skye, how are you?
Baby girl?
She's like, can we go lay down?
Can I have some dog here?
How many do you think we'regoing to need For here?
All right, Wanderers, I'm onthe chair For here, our
(20:25):
Wanderers.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I'm on the chair.
I.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Didn't think you can you reach it, are you good yeah?
Sorry, I didn't think aboutyour height, my height.
I'm vertically challenged.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Careful.
That was good.
All right now.
What do we do with the rest ofthis?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
So I guess here's the real question Do?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
we want him to know when he gets to the door outside
.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I feel like it would be funny to be like, oh, look,
what's happening, but then likealso the balloons, balloons are
gonna fall on his head.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Because, like I feel, like, tell me.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I gotta think.
I feel like we're not beingentertaining.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Wanderers.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm pausing it.
Alright, ladies and gents, it'salmost showtime.
Rob texted our studio 113, 13,113.
Sorry folks.
Rob texted our studio groupchat for the pod and said Taco
Bell, question mark.
And we were like we totallylied to him.
(22:00):
We were like, oh, we alreadyordered pizza and he had a pipes
in and wings.
So he totally thinks he'scoming back to get leftover
pizza.
He's sick of our shit.
We always order pizza when wepodcast.
He fucking hates it.
We fucking love it.
But really he's coming back.
We've got the chicken tendies inthe oven, we got the buff.
Chick in the rice cooking thing, we got hockey on in the
(22:22):
background.
And chick in the rice cookingthing, we got hockey on in the
background.
And so he's about to come home,probably in the next 15, 20
minutes or so.
So, um, we're putting thesauces out and we are.
That's enough sauces, right?
Yeah, we're putting the saucesout, we're getting ready, um,
and we're about to beam boozlehim.
So hopefully he's not likereally looking forward to the
pizza, because we, we straightup ain't got no pizza here.
(22:43):
But we will keep you guysupdated, you know, I told you
guys I would.
So you're along for the ride.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Did anything else happen?
I put more manifesting spray.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Oh, Hannah does the manifesting spray.
She did want to tell him that.
So he actually said to us hey,is it okay if one of my friends
comes over, which?
We had already hooked up withthis guy earlier and told him
like hey, you got to come overfor the surprise party.
So this guy is coming overallegedly to look out the
podcasting equipment, and Hannahwanted to tell Rob that we were
looking at our vaginas andmirrors, which?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
is a thing it's like to get with your own body, our
yoni, we are one with our yoni.
Like have you ever looked atyour own vagina?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, I have looked at my own vagina.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Have you?
I have something to say, butnot on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
And now returning, returning to the pod Hannah's
bleep ended in.
No, mom, it was not about you,uh, just wanted to call that out
there.
I don't even know if Rob knowsPoor choices and bad decisions a
long time ago.
Men lie, women lie, we all lie.
(23:53):
Let's see, I'm going to do alittle update.
Don't pull that, we don't havetime for that.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
If anything, I'll just so if I pull, are you going
to record?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Okay, good.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It reminds me of when you go like shotgun shooting
and you go pull.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Which, by the way, I want to do that.
Brandon was shocked.
I've played with guns before.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I want to play, but like and I have to pause again
for a private moment with mybestie.
All right, ladies and gents,Hannah and I are impatient.
The only update we have is thatwe both want to drink the punch
I made.
So far, there is no Rob.
We are, you know, very excited.
The most exciting part about asurprise party is the part where
(24:38):
you are waiting to surprise theperson.
We think Rob's really going tolike it.
So I hope he's not disappointedthat we weren't actually
podcasting, because if hisfriend really is coming over to
look at our equipment, he'sgoing to expect it to be plugged
in.
And I did think aboutpodcasting regularly.
Um, and this is from theevidence of sky sky.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
What did she?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
call my color pencils .
Oh sky, bad sky.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
It's like that's not a Kenzie thing, so I'm not used
to having to pick up that kindof stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I feel like I need, like some kind of assistant for
this.
What was I talking about?
Oh, I went to go try to use ourrecording equipment to record
this whole, what I'm calling anaudio vlog series, and I was
like, yeah, fuck all that shit,I'm not plugging all this in to
run around the house.
So this is what we've got.
(25:32):
I am gonna take pictures ofeverything.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Wanderers, so that way you can see what our sad
punch looks like.
This is so sad there that's ourpunch.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
You can't see it yet, but I'll make Rob share them.
That's our punch.
I'm gonna take pictures of ourdip, buff, chick dip.
I'm gonna take some pictures ofour decor because, you know,
the Wanderers got to see this.
Happy birthday, dear Robert.
(25:57):
Happy birthday, dear President.
I did not have sexual relationswith that woman.
The body bag in the photo,you'll see it.
Um, that was just, you know,just our.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Guys, just love me Trying totake pictures of everything
(26:21):
before he destroys it, becausehe's going to come in and he's a
hangry beast.
Take time, woo, all right, wetook pictures of everything.
Hockey's on.
I'm going to go stalk Rob'slocation.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, they haven't left yet, I said pizza's ready,
let's go.
All right, I'm glad Kimmy'scoming out at least the Kipster.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
All right Wanderers, I'll touch back in in another
minute or so.
This has been a veryexhilarating time.
Bye.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I did think about that Surprise Yay.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Thanks for listening.
Today.
Wicked Wanderings is hosted byme Hannah and co-hosted by me
Courtney.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
And it's produced by Rob Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Music by Sasha N.
If you enjoyed today's episode,don't forget to leave a rating
and review and be sure to followon all socials.
You can find the links down inthe show notes.
If you're looking for somereally cozy t-shirts or hoodies,
head over to the merch store.
Thank you for being a part ofthe Wicked Wanderings community.
We appreciate every one of you.
Stay curious, keep exploringand always remember to keep on
(27:42):
wandering, Wondering.
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