September 27, 2024 • 62 mins
Ever wondered if you could match the agility and bravery of your favorite zombie apocalypse survivors? Join us for a lively debate as Erik, Alex, and TJ humorously dissect the unique characteristics of the undead from "All of Us Are Dead." Get ready for a laugh as we challenge each other's physical prowess, questioning if we could pull off the daring feats seen on screen.
Have you ever considered how high school social dynamics would hold up during a zombie outbreak? Shifting gears, we analyze the intense storyline of a bullied student and a virus outbreak, sparked by a scientist father. We discuss the rapid spread of the virus and the disturbing events at the school. Plus, we dive into the practicalities (or absurdities) of maintaining social norms amidst chaos, adding a humorous twist by sharing our own high school experiences.
How far would you go to survive while maintaining your humanity?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Way to start the episode.
Hello, no, I'm joking.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I hear these points so fast, so fast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I'm not doing that again.
It doesn't hit the same.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It was funny that one time.
Hello survivors and welcome toanother episode of Will you
(00:31):
Survive.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I am your host, eric, because I won the last episode,
which makes me the first winnerof season four, and I feel very
accomplished about that.
I will be adding it to myresume, and I'm joined here by
my two co-hosts, alex I'm alexand tj.
I am tj, maybe they are them,possibly, and we're doing
something kind of exciting.
(00:55):
We're covering our first tvseries, except it's not the full
tv series, that's a third of it.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
So you're gonna get a part two baby and maybe a part
three, probably a part four.
What we're gonna do 12 partsfor each episode of the series.
Yeah, we're gonna do.
We're just gonna narrate thefucking episodes.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It'll be an hour each .
That is true, each episode isan hour, so we could, but we
won't.
Uh, we were gonna do it's 12episodes total.
Well, we're doing.
All of us are dead.
First of all, that's, uh theseries that we're doing, because
it's a really great zombieseries and I think it's.
It's very interesting the waythat the zombies interact, uh
(01:41):
with each other and with theplot in general and how these
zombies are.
It's really interesting.
I'm not going to lie, I don'treally have any particular path
that I'm thinking of for thisepisode.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I can start us off with something.
Sure, I'm just here for thetalk.
Quick question Are they zombiesor are they infected?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, they die.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
They're zombies.
Do they die?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, die they're zombies do they die?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
yeah, they die are you sure though?
Yeah, positive, because theydon't.
They keep going with like, likeor no.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
They die when, like you, stab them in the neck yeah,
because you're cutting the, the, the central nervous system,
you're cutting the brain offfrom everything else.
Now I will say they, they dodie easier or in a different way
than most zombies.
It's not necessarily a headshot, but it is severing the brain
from the rest of the body soit's like a real quick death to
(02:35):
transformation, is what you'resaying yes, like world war z
yeah okay it's a lot like WorldWar Z actually, with the
exception of these ones.
although they were very, I guess, agile, they were not
necessarily super smart.
They weren't like climbing ontop of each other to reach high
places.
They were very much like ah,you're out of my reach, I'm
(02:57):
moving on.
They were piling on top of eachother.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, In the one scene in the library they like
lifted one up.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, in the one scene in the library they lifted
one up.
I guess so.
But I feel like they're notactively working together, the
way that the World War Z oneskind of seemed like they were
yeah.
These were much more of anaccident that they just happened
to be trampling on top of eachother.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
They're kind of shitty in the fact that they'll
run at you, but that's theironly.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Mechanism is just like get to the food and then
they're kind of just reachingand hoping that they grab you it
seems kind of not easy, but alot easier than most zombies to
juke no, they were freaking,juking them like hella hard dude
okay I wanted to bring this updude.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The reason glenn in the walking dead was so goaded,
it's clearly because he wasfucking korean.
Do you see the acrobatics browas hitting when he was running
from dude from with the knifeyeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
He was ready for those korean zombies and he came
up against these americanzombies.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So, like this ain't shit, just to be fair, and
that's one of the biggest thingsI mean.
Just look at our country.
We're all all fat Like this is.
This is not a big surprise.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Look at how Dersu and uh, oh, he was a big guy, but
he was like well, look at howbig.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Look at when they had to go get the cell phone and
they were climbing on theoutside of the wall like hanging
on by their fingers, yeah.
I could totally do that.
Sure, you could.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No, I could totally.
I guarantee you I'd put moneyon that.
I could totally do that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I can get down a wall , I can't get back up, though.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now from that height?
I don't know, not from theheight.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'd like to see you hang from my pull-up bar for 60
seconds.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I will literally do it right now.
If you bring it into my roomright now, I will do it right
now.
That is not.
I think two minutes might bepushing it, but I could easily
go over 60 seconds as me andEric are watching this.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He's like I could do that.
I've been looking into rockclimbing, yeah.
Tj said he'd think I'd be agreat rock climber you do got
the genes for the strongforearms, so it's possible.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I think I have it in me, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I mean honestly, the majority of our students
couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm pretty confident in my grip.
I think I I'm not.
I mean, honestly, the majorityof our students couldn't do that
.
I'm pretty confident in my grip.
I think I could definitely.
Now I could definitely movealong a wall like that I don't
know about, from that height butthat has to do with my fear.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
The thing that was impressive about it was that
they were hanging on by theirfingertips.
Yeah, I could totally do that.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't, I don't, I don't know that, definitely not
the majority of our studentscould do that because, well,
they were hanging on by theirfingertips.
But you can't discount the toes, that when they're on the wall
they don't have a ton of tracklike a ton of grip, but it's
enough that it puts a little bitof the weight, it disperses the
weight a little bit off of yourfingertips, I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I understand the theory, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm a guitar player dude, that's not normal.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The majority of our students would not even be close
to that.
And look at all of thosestudents.
They were all thin.
Okay, let's be fair, though,Except for the one, like the one
guy who was big, was theoutcast of all of them.
He was the exception, not therule.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, but let's be fair.
This is a TV show.
These are not the averageKorean students, just like
American TV shows don't depictthe average American high
schooler.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
They don't even depict high schoolers.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They're all fucking 40 years old.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, Dylan O'Brien with his six pack is not a high
schooler.
Tom Holland is not a highschooler.
Tom Holland is not a highschool.
He is older than me, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's a TV show.
I don't know if we can use, ifwe could say that in particular,
but I definitely think I coulddo that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, except for the fact that, factually speaking,
other countries Korea includedmandate physical education.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes, that's true.
I am not saying the UnitedStates does not make you do
anything anymore.
I'm not saying the UnitedStates is the pinnacle of health
, by any means.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Just think about it as Americans.
You know big, tough Americans.
We are bigger than most Koreans.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Not all of us.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So Actually, maybe Well not you, eric, you're
basically Korean I could survivethis shit.
I could push all them zombiesoff me, bro, you see how they
were throwing them off, bro.
They must just weigh Eric'spounds.
You know I could throw them.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You know what's funny , these zombies?
With the way that they'rerunning at you, they would
probably legitimately bounce offof you from the force that they
hit you with.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Legitimately, like I said when we were watching it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I'm getting like heavy denim and like leather and
I'm just going ham, I'll get asuit of armor.
Do you guys remember thatkevlar dude, kevlar shark suit?
Do you guys remember that?
It's a football play, that?
Um?
What was his name?
Was it ray lewis?
Is that a football player?
Yeah, he's a big guy, right?
Yeah, I there was.
I don't remember what team, butsome guy tried to blindside ray
and he was probably like halfhis size.
He tried to throw a block.
(07:53):
No, he tried to blindside himbecause he goes back to the
sideline.
He got fucking, he got rolledand he.
He goes back to the sidelineand the first thing he says is I
tried to blindside ray, hefucked me up, he did, he threw
the sideline, and the firstthing he says is I tried to
blindside.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Ray, he fucked me up, he did.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
He threw the guy, that would be the zombies
hitting TJ.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You got some Kevlar shark suit and you could do that
, but you've got to be flexible,I mean like I feel like I'll be
able to survive.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Also, speaking of sports people, you seen fucking
Shannon, fucking shannon, sharp,fucking.
No, you didn't see whathappened bro put on an instagram
live on accident and thenstarted oh, I did see that, and
then started laying me and hegot fired.
Oh, no, whatever sports networkhe was on.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I don't watch sports, that's rough I bet you those
porn contracts are coming inthough.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh dude, he like that hey I'm saying I heard some of
the audio uncle's laying it bro,uncle's doing it, but yeah,
poor guy that sucks any topicsy'all want to bring up about the
show there's a uh, I do likehow this had a beginning.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It wasn't just the fact that it just started.
Nobody knew yeah, tj.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Why don't you tell us about the beginning?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
so basically there's this uh guy, um.
So the show starts off kidsgetting his ass beat.
They're on a rooftop, he'sgetting fucked up by a bunch of
dudes Turns out they didn't knowit but he was going zombie mode
and he gets tossed off thebuilding.
They're like, oh well, he'sdead.
So that guy has a father.
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That guy's father is ascientist but he works at the
school as a science teacher andhe was sick of his son getting
bullied so he made a zombievirus.
He was sick of his son gettingbullied so he made a zombie
virus.
And basically it's all hisfault.
And some chick gets bit by arat.
She bites somebody else or no,she gets bit by a rat, goes to
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the hospital, bites a nurse ordoctor or whatever.
Then you know, so on and soforth Zombies everywhere in
Korea.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Pretty much.
Yeah, she got bit by the rat.
It was a.
Yeah, she got bit by the rat.
It was a student who got bit bythe rat.
And then the teacher, uh, whowas the dad of the kid who kept
getting bullied uh locked her inthe science closet.
And then there was this bigrumor going around the school of
, oh my god, the science teachertotally kidnapped her and is
doing crazy things to her.
And then it ended up being trueand they're like oh shit wait
(10:24):
like.
What the fuck which like?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
is not wild for this school because they freaking
took a girl to like an abandonedwarehouse and just like an
abandoned yeah, an abandonedbuilding of some sort made her
strip and like videoed it andwas like we're gonna release it,
like what yeah, that was a bit,that was a bit wild.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, that was not my high school experience.
Yeah, it was not my high school.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I mean that one time they did time yeah but that's,
you know, expound woke up in adark alley.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know it's fine, but yeah, I mean high school,
right, come on, we've all beenthere.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Everybody's been there for sure.
I don't recall my high schoolbeing like that, guys, I mean
like your high school had what?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
like two students in it, a teacher and y'all pretty
much did farming right back inthe 1910s no, it was more like
one big red building with ateacher in a blue dress and 25
kids in pews dicks so the otherthing all boys school.
(11:28):
The other thing that, uh that Iwould say about the.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
The start of this was they actually kind of showed
the exponential growth.
Right, she got bit, she bitsomebody she bit.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So then she got Well, she escaped from his closet and
she ran to the nurse and thenshe ended up biting the nurse.
There they got, they rushed thegirl to the hospital where she
bit two nurses at the hospitaland that's started the virus
spreading in the city Right.
(12:02):
And then the nurse in theschool started tweaking out and
the actually some of the guyswho uh, were doing that nasty
thing with the girl in theabandoned building came across
the nurse who were like yo,she's tweaking.
And then she turned around andwent full zombie mode on them
and they were like what the fuckyeah?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
no, they were like yo she tweaking dog, you would
think that.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I speak Korean, no, literally full.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
English.
They said that it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, it was all Korean, except that one line
where they were like yo, shetweaking Like in my accent.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
It was weird, like it's perfect, and then they just
went back to.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Korean.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
So did you guys it with the?
Well, I assume it's Korean.
I watched it in 2x speed.
It just kind of sounded like soI was just reading the
subtitles.
Okay, that's one way to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
This guy had it on.
I'm going to call you out.
He had it on English at firstand although that would have
been very convenient for me, whowas trying to fall asleep
disgusting, yeah, I, I was, Iwas.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
the english dub is so bad oh for this movie, because
it's like english does not matchup with the cadence or the like
it's how they said it.
Yeah, no, and see for me, whenI'm watching, like anime, it is
very, I'm very particular whichones I watch it in english and
which ones I watch it injapanese.
(13:32):
Because, like naruto, greatenglish, but like dragon ball z
is good english, but thejapanese is awful.
So you gotta like.
You know, there's this one show.
It's called Ghost Stories.
They didn't give them, like,the translation for anything, so
they just told the Englishvoice actors to make shit up.
(13:55):
That's where that one clip Wait.
I think I've seen Act like a bigblack man is chasing you.
Yeah, at least he's not racist.
Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I've seen that clip oh yeah, no it's well, this show
was not that, no, it's, butit's.
The English is just, it's justnot it, it's not it's not, it so
voices won't.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I had a.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I think my exact words are are we really gonna
listen to this in English?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
well, okay, this is.
This is this dumb ass over herethinking he can fucking speak
korean because he's over thereworking on his fucking laptop,
not looking at the screen okay,that's a rookie.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
That's eric, that's a rookie move.
Because, like, I'll do thatwhen I'm watching some like not
english shit and I'll be like,oh wait, I can't speak this and
I'll have to turn back and goback before he did that with flu
yeah I definitely did do that.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
But here's the thing I've already seen this series,
so I was more just catching upon the events and what order
they played out in.
And, by the way, I'm workingtoo.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
So I'm looking at my fucking phone while this is on
and he's like are we reallygonna listen to this in english?
I'm like you fucking asshole.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know what I wanted you to pay attention?
Oh yeah, you wanted me to payattention.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I've already seen this, so have I Well pay
attention.
I've seen the whole fuckingseason.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I have too.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
What are you fucking giving me shit for so?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
catch up, tj.
What the fuck dude.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Bite me, tj, fucking TJ.
I watch actual good thingsBullshit.
This is great.
It is great.
I gotta admit that I do lovethe way that Koreans do the
fucking zombies.
This is straight up train toBusan.
Just not on a train, it's aschool to fucking wherever the
fuck they were.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Busan.
Yeah, I let's talk aboutsomething that I think TJ and I
have on our minds the bathroomsituation in episode four.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Oh, that was rough.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
They were stupid about all of that.
They kept acting.
What was his name?
Desu Desu.
They kept acting like his ideawas dumb.
Yeah, and his idea made themost sense Girls go into the
broadcasting room, the boys willpee out the window, and then
the boys can go in thebroadcasting room and the girls
can pee out the window.
I feel like you can create aharness of some sort to make it
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safer, like I.
I definitely don't think it'sthe move to make a toilet in
that room because that had tostink so bad.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
no, and like it wasn't like it's nothing to
catch it and dispose of it.
So you're just like piling ontop of piles which I know.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
The idea is that you're not going to be there
that long.
But why do that to yourselfwhen you have an open window in
this situation?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
you're full you're.
You're in a room of like fairlyattractive chicks.
I'm pulling my dick out to pissout the window.
I don't give a fuck.
Everybody's dying around me.
Do you think I really care ifsomebody sees my wiener?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
yeah, that's also the thing like the whole this whole
series, which I kind of get itbecause there's my theory is
that they're clinging to somesense of normalcy, but there's a
lot of points where they'relike well, oh, like the kids in
the bathroom, yeah, where she'slike are you really gonna talk
like that to an upperclassman?
Yeah, are you for real?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
we just watched people eat each other and you're
really gonna act like you havesome standing as an
upperclassman right now well,they upperclass my coochie lips,
motherfucker they did kind ofpoint out the the hypocrisy
sideways I'm going to try to saythis correctly, because it was
hypocritical of her to say thatand then, at the same time, they
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had a conversation about wheredid the 11th graders go or the
juniors go, and they said Idon't know, they're all zombies.
It's not like they're stayingin line right.
So it's kind of stupid you justpointed out.
It's kind of stupid in thissituation to still be trying to
hold on to that tradition, yeah,of don't talk to an
upperclassman that way there wasa few points like also miss
(18:01):
park.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It sucks because I I understand her point but at the
same time that one chickstraight up murdered, uh oh my
fucking god, that stupid hoe.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Like what kind of classist?
Like like what is up with?
Like zombies, making peoplejust murderers?
Like how does that?
Just like immediate, like yes,I say some wild shit, like yeah,
I'll shoot a dude in the leg,type shit, but I'm not gonna
like just straight up murksomebody because they are on
welfare.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It didn't make people murderers.
People are murderers and theyjust take advantage of the
situation.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I agree Like she was an evil, evil person, the way
that vile, horrible evil thatshe kept doing that entire
fucking show, on top of howannoying she is.
Yeah, for the sake of the group, I think knocking her out a
long time ago would have doneher some good just like that
crazy old ass lady in freakingmist.
(19:02):
I'm gonna, yeah, beat her up,chuck her in a room, put her in
the freaking sound booth, broone good fucking knockout to
just put her in her place realquick so she learns that this is
a different fucking world andyou don't get to be that way
anymore I'm not gonna turn intolike a freaking serial killer in
the apocalypse, but in theapocalypse it's the apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
These hands are rated e for everyone.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I'm punching you in the face if you start acting
stupid all right so so one thingI will say on this, this
particular show which I liked.
I think this was great.
We all just had a littleconversation on high school.
We all had differentexperiences.
Definitely don't go back to thewhole fucking 1920 shit,
asshole.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
But the fact that they made the high schools exist
.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Schools exist Fuck you Wait, wait, wait.
So back then were you usinglike stone tablets and chisels,
or did you get to the number twopencil?
He was probably using thenumber one pencil.
Avid notes must have sucked weuse number two these days, but
back then all they had wasnumber one.
It was just a piece of likecharcoal.
You're such a dick.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
So the fact that they made this in a high school
setting and they kept most ofthe usual high school bullshit
all this did was intensify allof that rivalry.
We got to see it right.
They this girl who thoughtherself to be so much better
than everybody else, especiallybetter than a kid on welfare
right.
So that exists, that'srealistic, that there's
definitely this classist systemin high schools.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
That was definitely not me, though.
I was friends with literallyeverybody the weird kids, the
popular kids, the sports dudes Iwas literally friends with
everybody I had friends in thefootball team.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I had friends in the baseball team.
I was in band.
I had friends in band.
I feel like being drumline andband is like this weird middle
ground where, like nobody,everybody looks at you and like
you're a band, you're a nerd,but you're like the cool side of
the nerds.
So hi, I don't know.
I never felt bullied oranything.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I felt like I pretty kind of fit into everywhere I
made sure to make friends withthe quiet kid, just so he could,
you know, know, hit me up, justin case.
I'll tell you.
My experience was.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I was a complete loner.
However, everybody knew me andthey all knew me because of my
brother, so they all knew himand they all wanted to be like
he was the popular one.
I didn't want to be known byanybody.
When he would go to parties andI knew some people so they
would invite me to these partiesI'd go and he'd be there, Right
(21:35):
.
And what was funny is him, meand his best friend would always
be sitting out in the frontyard in his buddy's car blasting
music outside.
Not in the freaking party,where it always resulted in
fights and stupidity, butnonetheless I I think that was a
good.
A good point of this.
This show is the juxtapositionof the normal drama that occurs
(21:58):
in high school that's massivelyintensified by being trapped in
this high school during afreaking zombie apocalypse it's
kind of hard to put inperspective, but you gotta
remember that these are supposedto be high school kids and I
think you're right.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
The situation just intensifies.
The normal childish responses,even the what would just be
normal bullying turns intomurder.
And now that's why I say Ithink a good knockout early on
would have saved her from doinganything like this if she just
got checked real quick, realearly.
But I think they were way toonice to her and I think that
(22:36):
caused her to think she could dowhatever the fuck she wanted.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
If I can, I'll bring up a point on that matter that
proves your point.
I think of it like a dog, thekid.
I have a hard time rememberingtheir names.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh yeah, that's a note to make.
We're just silly littleamericans, all right, I, we're,
we're gonna try, but so there'sa lot of names.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I think the the main character, the one that we met
first, he's uh chung san yeah so, chung san, when, when the girl
, essentially, was discovered tohave murdered his friend, he
really I don't, you know, hedidn't lose his shit really, but
he lost the respect that he hadwhere he had been listening to
(23:21):
the teacher all the time.
You know, she said stop, hewould stop.
This was the one time, remember, he pushed her and he actually
pushed the teacher away from him, showing that he really could
have dominated that room at anypoint.
It was only his boys holding himback and uh, oh, I remember the
guy's name that I was thinkingof.
Not dare sue, it's a bear sue,remember?
(23:43):
They kept calling him bear suebecause he had stinky feet and
they said, oh, I smell him fromhere.
They kept making fun of himyeah, well, no, they yeah.
They said his sweat no, no,that's their suit.
That was, that was the biggerdude, the, the guy who had a
crush on the president.
Who chung san's uh, the girlthat chung san had a crush on.
She had a crush on him oh, ohthat was bear sue ex fight club
(24:05):
dude yeah yeah, I like that guy,he's chill so he, um, either
one of those two guys could havethrown the teacher down or out
of the room, or they I mean theycould have dominated that room,
but it was exclusively theirrespect that kept them in check
yeah, so that was another pointthat I was making that they, I I
(24:26):
think of it as like a cling tonormalcy that they're looking
for, because they are stillchildren, looking for some
guidance.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And there's I.
Once you find out she murderedyour best friend, you don't care
about guidance anymore.
I get it.
I understand.
I'm surprised.
All he did was push her.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
No, I get it.
I completely understand whatyou mean.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I don't think I.
I'm a pretty chill person.
It takes a lot to make me angry.
I think to save her life sheneeded to be knocked out pretty
early to get checked.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Can I say also again, just because, uh, you know
we're not, we are a podcastcommenting on a fictional show
and all we want to say is thesedamn actors, oh, she did great,
make me hate her.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So amazing.
She's a great actress, becauseI fucking hated her.
Absolutely hated her.
When she walked out that door Iwas like please let the zombies
come.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
God, if you hate a character so much, you want them
to die.
The actor's doing their job.
However, dwayne Johnson, Istill haven't forgot about you.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You bitch ass, motherfucker what do you do with
this guy so?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
much dude.
You're so ass.
You're literally the worstactor.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Hit me up right now, so we can square up.
No, you're so.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
You want to square up with dwayne the rock johnson
dave batista is a far betteractor, and so is john cena.
They did it right.
You're doing stupid the nowinning clause in your contract.
Pussy move brother.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Hang on, I like Dave Bautista, but better actor than
Dave Bautista, dave.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Bautista's a better actor.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I forgot some things that Dave Bautista's been in.
I take that back.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
No, Dave Bautista's a better actor, and so is John.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Cena, john Cena and Dave Bautista are like straight
from WWE to acting.
Perfectly are like likestraight from wwe to acting
perfectly did it.
I like john cena.
John cena in that firefightermovie where he takes in those
three girls, or the yeah, thosethree girls.
That's a hilarious movie.
It has michael, michael keegan,michael key I cannot remember.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I can remember one of his roles where he was like a,
a drug dealer, and he was like Igot bikes, I got perks, I got
stuff to make you happy, to makeyou sad, I got.
He just names like a bunch ofthat's like that's like 21 or 22
jump street.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Those guys were fucking hilarious yeah, but you
don't remember the movie wherehe's like, uh, he's uh, oh god.
What do they call him?
He works in like a forest, he'sa four, he fights forest fires.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I don't know what movie you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
He's a smokejumper.
Is that what they're called?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Smokejumpers.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, so it's a movie where he's a smokejumper.
I think Michael Keegan is in ittoo.
From Key Peele there's a scenethat you've probably seen where
Michael Keegan is standing nextto john cena and he's like, oh,
big daddy would have been soproud.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I like how you're saying michael keegan instead of
keegan, michael key uh, it'splaying with fire.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
The movie is playing with fire yeah, but he like does
these ridiculous cries wherehe's like and john cena's just
fucking breaking character, likeevery two seconds because it's
fucking hilarious.
But but I don't know we'regetting off on a tangent.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Very far away from the movie, but speaking of fire
hoses, okay, yes, that scene.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Episode four.
Well, no, that's like episodetwo.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
No, no, no, no, no no , no, the fire hose where
they're trying to escape up likethe stairs and stuff with the
important people.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
You talking about that, the fire hose.
Yeah, the assembly woman.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh no, I was thinking of the fire hose that they made
to get down to the broadcastingbooth Brilliant, brilliant,
smart, very smart.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
American kids could do that.
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Climbing down.
That's tough.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
No, I could also do that, that I but the the thought
process to actually makefootholds and then to actually
do it.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think a lot of kids these
days, most of our schools hereare not that high up, two floors
max for a high school justbecause this was pretty funny,
do that war cry for the goblinsagain, please do that war cry
(28:41):
for the goblins again, please,okay, okay.
I wanted to talk about that onescene where you know she rubs
the freaking bloody thing on hisleg and he turns into a
handkerchief that shit washeartbreaking, bro.
Yep, yeah, it was when hestarted changing like he.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
He knew he was fine, he's the first one in this whole
series to distance himself fromeverybody else when he realized
he was infected he was likeyeah, stay back.
I got it.
Everybody else kept being likeno, I'm not infected, and would
keep trying to move towardspeople.
He was the only one who saidstay away from me, I'll let
myself out, I'm going to leave.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He tried at first, but then it.
It became obvious to him thatwas he was infected.
That showed his character somuch I can't believe she fucking
, but again let's talk about the, the directing of the uh korean
style, how they overlay thefather who started all of this
talking about what the infectedgoes through right at that
moment.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
He's talking about how he becomes afraid and then
they show what he's seenEverything he's going through.
Everybody's laughing at him andhe's like stop.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
What are you doing?
That shit was so fucking sad.
That was heartbreaking, which Ithink makes it easier for you
to hate the girl.
Oh so easy.
For what?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
she had done, for what she put him through.
And then his friend freaking,you know took it upon himself to
fucking risk his life to gethim out of there by doing the
whistle, the same whistle thathe did when he was in the room.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Oh, the way Desu stood up to fight, fight him off
like he was crying yeah and he,he still stood up to fight him
off, but before jung-sun started, um whistling, whistling, yep,
like everybody in that roombesides that fucking bitch, yep.
Everybody in that room, whilegoing through grief, handled
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that as best as they could.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
That was very good.
Which can I also bring up now?
You just segued to somethingthat I wanted to ask about.
This brings up survival versushumanity, if you will right that
situation aside, because shewas definitely not doing that
for survival, she was just anevil See you next Tuesday,
(30:53):
couldn't stand that.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
she was wrong.
That's what it was.
It was an incessant need to beright enough to kill a person
for it.
That was it.
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
But all of the tension besides this one right,
all of the rest of it,especially after her.
But all of the rest of it, restof it, especially after her,
but all of the rest of it, thetension that the director made
you feel in keeping yourhumanity and the teacher was
trying to do this, keeping them,keeping them all relatively
calm, right, keeping yourhumanity while keeping the
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survival instincts up, becauseyou can't let your guard down
right.
And the father actually made apoint of this when he was
rationalizing to the detectivewhy he had done this, and all of
the fact that humans aren'tnaturally humane and humans are
suppressing their naturalinstincts by being humane and
(31:47):
therefore what he had done wasactually release the human being
to be what he was meant to behe had a very skewed idea
definitely, but very cynicalvery with that idea in mind, it
was a good tension builder thatyou know that everybody is now
fighting for their lives, right,all of us are dead, and they
(32:09):
kept repeating it.
They don't want to go outquietly.
They're going to keep fightingfor it and trying to survive
while trying to maintain theirhumanity.
Isn't that something that Imean God?
I think it's at least worthtalking about a little bit.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Well, I mean, I think that's a main trope that a lot
of zombie shows and movies haveto take on, because if you try
to ignore that, there's nothingreally there.
As for substance in the genre,the idea of trying to balance
your morality and your uh, yourhumanity with survival, um, I
(32:43):
think you see it play out in thewalking dead, where in the
beginning rick tries to be themoral cop.
Still, and it's as the episodesgo on, it's a different world.
There are no moral peopleanymore, there's no moral cop.
You do what you need to do tosurvive he brought his whole
cockpit.
He was ready to save everybodyyeah, he was ready to be the
(33:04):
sheriff of the new world yeah,and he passed it on to his son
and then his son just never tookit off oh no, he took it off.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I mean, that was the final, and then everybody, his
daughter uh, people who can'tsee us in quotations, that's
definitely shane's baby, butdefinitely shane's baby she
gonna, she gonna grow up, shegonna be like let me tell you
something I like that that Ooh.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I just read something that I like.
The zombies serve as a catalystto showcase how far people will
go to survive.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
That's a very good point.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
That's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
And I think the zombies can be anything.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I'll give it a good old college try, and then, you
know, take my way, y'all know meYou'll give murder a good old
college try.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I'll give survival a good old college try, and then
I'll just, you know, if it don'twork out, there's a roof
somewhere yeah, well, speakingof roofs, let's talk about the
two who are stuck up on the roofgod, the girl who was,
truthfully, she was beingsexually assaulted, and then the
guy who was somewhat, I say,forced, but he really could have
(34:12):
not, but he was forced to videoit and turns out he had a crush
on her and she, oh my gosh, uhshe is has a very dark outlook
on the world as well.
Uh, the second she sees thezombies start very quickly.
She was like I hope everybodydies.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Well, I mean one of the things that I have.
It's a very controversialopinion on it, Not to say that
anything that was done to herwas right in any capacity but
her, and I think it was theabuse that made her go so myopic
.
The abuse that made her go somyopic because she did actually
(34:56):
think so small-mindedly, as if Ijust go down into the teacher's
office and break all of thephones, that will solve all of
the problems yeah but it's likeno dude.
That's.
That's not how this works.
You're not gonna stop this frombroadcasting to everybody in
the world.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
So here's the thing this I told tj this when it
happened.
Nobody is looking at herfucking nudes with what is going
on exactly nobody's fuckingfocused on her but when you are
so utterly humiliated, you thinkthat all eyes are on you but so
(35:30):
?
but the guy, the guy on the roof, as good intentioned as he was,
said none of the right things,nothing.
What did he say?
Where he was like even if youkill yourself, nothing changed,
it's still out there, right?
Oh yeah, that's a good way toget her to step off the ledge,
right?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
what the fuck dude no , I mean but her.
Her logic was so skewed, shewas so damaged by this point
that she went down into theoffice and started breaking
phones, thinking that wouldsolve the problem, was she not?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
bit by that point she was.
She was so focused on one goalthat she like just didn't turn,
or she turned and it didn'tmatter, she just kept doing well
here's something I want topoint out.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
She was bit a lot by a lot of zombies.
However, they didn't stop onceshe was turned at least it
didn't look like it, but theydid stop.
They all stopped biting her andthe one looked her right in the
eyes and then walked away.
Can I say?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
once again, this was like jd and resident evil.
I was so disappointed with howthey made her look.
She had a dozen zombies on herand her shirt wasn't ripped.
Nothing was wrong.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
She had a few blood splatters on her back, that was
it real, just like I was sodisappointed in how they made it
look.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
There should have been missing chunks on her and
shit.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I mean she had bites on her legs and her arms, but
yeah, there should have beenchunks missing.
It should have been horrible.
Well, so that was something.
When they stopped biting her,the way that she just got off,
shuffled off to the wall andthen sat against the wall.
I don't think you're movingafter that, for a little bit, I
mean.
But so part of me wonders thevirus clearly took a hold of her
(37:16):
because the zombies stoppedbiting her, yes, which means
they no longer saw her as alive.
Yes, so I'm thinking maybe thevirus acted as some sort of
painkiller where she no longerreally felt it, because the
virus was taking.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I had a different interpretation of that.
I thought it was her pain.
Well, she was in so much painthat the physical pain was not a
it was not a deterrent to thatmental anguish that she was
already in.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I think it yeah, I think it turned into anger.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I think that my theory is the best theory.
I think that the zombies werejust like ew trauma and just
left her alone.
I feel like I would be chill inthis zombie apocalypse.
They'd be like oh, he's damaged, he's tainted meat.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
What the camera didn't show is that she started
trauma dumping on them and theyall slowly stopped biting her.
She just she's like and.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
And they're like do I hug her.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
He was going to post my nudes at 9 and they're like
oh god, Would it be weird.
We should just leave?
Would it be weird if we stoppedbiting her?
Would she feel bad about it?
You think she would killherself if we did that?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
What do we do, speaking of being alive, after
getting messed up by zombies?
Yes, fucking knife man, mulletbitch.
Oh God, he's he, he, he, dude.
You know how freaked out Iwould be if I, like, was about
to be murdered.
Got the guy away.
(38:46):
He got murdered, he got murkedby zombies and then he was like
I'm going to murder you.
And then he was like I'm gonnamurder you and then he's gonna
come back.
Bro, I need to.
We only watched up to episode 5, slash.
You know 4, yeah, 4 or 5, so wedon't know what's gonna happen
next.
Eric does cause Eric's a littlebitch, and so does Alex.
(39:07):
I think Alex watched it, but Me,for I I am the only person here
who hasn't watched it, and I amscared for my man.
What's his name?
Chung?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
San.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Yeah, I'm in fear for him because I would shit my
pants.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well, let me, let me let me point out something that
they did in this, in this series.
That's really good.
You notice how I mean this wasfrustrating to me.
But do you notice how all ofthe high school what is it?
Locations, all the high schoollocations, were all brought into
play.
We're not there yet.
We will get there.
You jumped ahead of us.
(39:44):
But the library is in futureepisodes.
But the cafeteria?
And now the thing that botheredme about the mullet man was you
notice how he kept throwingpeople in front of the zombies?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
He sacrificed three people.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
And the problem is, is you're locked in with them?
He's just making more zombies,you just created three more
zombies and you have no humansto help you.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yeah, I think the ignorance is what's saving him.
I think that the brute strengthof him chucking zombies how is
this man alive?
I think the mullet is givinghim power.
I think the anger and themullet and the knife combo is
just giving him strength.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
How is he alive?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
I mean he's not, it doesn't make sense this guy like
you're jumping ahead.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Okay, we were supposed to watch six episodes
We've filled you in it's sixepisodes.
We've filled you in.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
It's a compromise.
We've filled you in before.
It's a compromise.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
We didn't watch five.
It was a misinput.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
It was a misinput.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
It was a compromise.
I'm just saying Six is better.
You know it's 12 episodes.
Six would have been better.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
So five.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
You didn't even watch the first two episodes I did
watch the first two episodeswhile you were gone Fucking,
beating a cat.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Host.
If I was the host, I would takeaway points your beard is
stupid and your forearms arehairy Hat man.
Grow up, be a man, get somefucking arm hair.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I do have arm hair but I won't survive the winter
with butt, ass naked, like you.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Anyways, speaking of, Somebody's getting salty.
Speaking of up in mountains ofsome sort, let's talk about the
idiot who hiked into Hoisan.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
God Broadcasting, a live stream.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
yo chat I will go hit this zombie for 200 bits.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Drop a galaxy that's alex in the zombie apocalypse
dude he's like do you guysmaking jokes?
We were making jokes that hewas gonna be like guys.
Hey yo, no son, thanks for the30 bits.
Man was gonna be like guys.
I really don't.
Hey yo, thanks for the 30 bitsman.
I really appreciate that.
Guys are really fucking scared.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
These zombie children have me surrounded oh my god,
the zombie kids dude werefreaking, horrifying.
They were creepy you know what?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
what me on this one.
First I thought they were justregular kids that young girl and
her baby.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Oh, okay, I said this to TJ.
It's such a tragic moment, butit's also such a beautiful
moment Of a mother's love and amother's instinctual love for
her baby, that she, she had tostop herself, that fight while
she was tying herself before shedied, was man.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
That was tragic, but it was so beautiful she did a
better job than what ellie's momdid in the last of us.
True, she was still holding her, that's no, you gotta go tie
your seat or get a jump out thewindow like do something.
But yeah, no she, she found asafe place and, you know, made
sure and tied herself.
I mean, I me personally I wouldhave kind of wanted to like I'm
(43:02):
sure there's a deep freezer inthere.
I would have like jumped intothat, because I don't.
What would she tie it up with?
Because it didn't look likestrong.
It didn't look strong at all andI'm sure, when you're a zombie,
you're a little stronger.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah.
I'd also say the emotionalimpact of Chong San's mom
calling out for Chong San whenshe was being eaten.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I thought you were going to say that that baby is
most certainly going to have ashit ton of trauma to deal with
Because it's just staring at abunch of zombies on the glass
dexter well, you know, I meanwhat's gonna, I'm curious
because did she?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
she got bit after she delivered the baby, right?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
yeah, yeah, okay so no one knew she was pregnant.
She left school.
Uh, probably because she feltlike she was gonna, she was
about to go into labor.
Then she went into labor, shedid it in a public.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
She went to the nurse , but the nurse was busy with oh
yeah that's right.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
So then she she went to a public bathroom, delivered
the baby by herself, um, cleanedup, left the baby in the
bathroom, went outside, saw thezombie apocalypse and was like
yeah, nah.
And went back and grabbed herbaby, which was very brave of
her, which shows the love forthe baby right off the bat.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, really like there are a lot of chicks who
would prom night dumpster baby,that poor young soul, and I
respect it, I respect that shemade sure that the baby was safe
.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Yeah, we'll see how that plays out in the upcoming
episodes.
But yeah, chung-sun's mom, ohman, what was that lady thinking
, though?
I get it she needed to see herson, but after everything she'd
seen going into the city, howthe fuck is she going to see him
?
What was his name?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
The best friend of Chung-Sung who got that bitch
killed?
Oh, that's a great question.
It started with a G, it was notGuan Yu.
That's a fucking God in smite,fucking Guan Yu.
It's something like that, guangSu or something like that Is it
(45:13):
Dae-Soo no, no.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Dae Su, no, no.
Dae Su is the other guy, dae Suis the big guy, it's not Chung
Song.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
No, it was like Guang Su or something, I don't know.
It was Chung Song's best friend, but he's shuffling in the
field at night and she's like oh, oh, oh, hey.
Hey, it's me, chung Song's mom.
After everything you saw goingup to that, no part of you is
thinking yeah, he's definitely azombie.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah there's somebody , something's wrong here.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
You gotta admit, man, she was a fucking idiot.
She was.
I knew she was gonna die themoment she crashed that freaking
moped two seconds after she goton it.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
The second yeah, she got on it and immediately
crashed it.
Yeah, I Two seconds after shegot on it.
Yeah, she got on it andimmediately crashed it.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah, I'm like you don't have to wobble that much
while you're just press the gas.
Also, I'd like to point outsomebody asked how long does it
take to feed a cat?
Approximately an hour and ahalf, according to Eric.
That's how long it took for meto watch both episodes.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Okay, Two X speed, hear meow.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Eric will be like I'm gonna go smoke and then he'll
be gone for the rest of the dayit's true.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Okay, I'm really bad at time management.
All right, I get stuck in thatdoom scrolling.
Speaking of animals, do we seeany animals in this series?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
No, not that I can recall.
I can't remember any animalswhatsoever.
Oh no, the fucking hamster, therat.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Oh, the rat.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
But, like no other animals other than that, even in
the city.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
There is a horrifyingly racist joke in here
somewhere.
One of my critiques the nobodyhaving bites or anything on them
.
That's a critique.
Another critique is brother, ifyou're flying around with the
(47:07):
drone and there is a chickcrying because her parents are
dead in the car, don't stayfocused on the car after she
confirms.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
You're talking about Shut up.
You're talking about episode 5.
That's episode 4.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
That's episode 4.
No, that's not.
No, that's not.
That is that's episode 4.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
No, it is not yes it is Don't get the drone until
episode 5.
You're ahead again.
Prove it, this guy.
It's literally, literally rollthe film, prove it.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Can't get him to watch the movie, and then you
can't get him to shut up aboutgetting too far in a show.
Yep oh, we're gonna prove it,because it's the next one we're
gonna watch the next episodewhen we bring this up.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah, okay, but like, why the hell are we going from
like 5 to 12?
Like are we doing three parts?
Yes, we talked about thisbefore we did not talk about
three parts before.
I thought we were doing twoparts all right.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
You had some critiques, alex, I did I the one
of the, the, I wouldn't say nobites.
I think the lack of consistencythat some of these zombies were
so horrifyingly disgusting,like the one that stared in the
girl's face after he was bitingon her, and then he just stopped
well, and then, like she hadnothing, there were so many who
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were just completely dismantledwho had nothing the girl who was
being bitten all over okay, soI don't think they're rotting I
think they're just getting eaten, and that's how they are, as
there's no, no and that's what Imean is you're looking at, you
look at some of them, right?
Don't focus on on that onezombie, that one girl.
There were some of them whowere completely ripped apart,
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and then some of them who werebarely touched at all, which
clearly like uh I think his namewas uh, uh, not so young uh sun
ju I I wish I could rememberhis name.
But their friend, their friendwho the girl infected, he was.
He had nothing on him becausehe was infected by that girl.
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She, she sabotaged him, so noneof the zombies were after him.
He never got.
He never got bit, if you will.
So some of them had varyingdegrees.
I'm okay with that.
But when you look in thehallways, when they're running
around, and you see the state ofmost of them and they're so
massively ripped apart, and thenthe girl with we saw them all
(49:26):
converging on top of her andthey're all biting on her and
yet nothing was wrong with herso okay, I wouldn't go that far,
I wouldn't say nothing's wrongwith her.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
But also we got to acknowledge that clearly the
virus is not acting normallywith her.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
It kind of enhanced her in a way think, yeah, think
about she was smashing I'm okaywith that, but how did she get
infected in the first place?
Okay, you're saying it's thevirus.
Yes, right, how did she get thevirus?
The bites Okay, how manyzombies were biting her?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Well, I agree.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
There was like a dozen of them on her.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Then it depends on like, if like, how long does it
take for like people to turn?
It's usually like fucking quick, right.
Like people to turn?
It's usually like fucking quickright.
So modified virus, mutatedvirus, it'll probably spread
faster.
They probably realize that it'slike you know, we're gonna see
this later on.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
We're gonna see what happened here.
She's like the first of many.
Yeah, the fact of the matter is, is that like I'm okay with it
if they had like one of thezombies come up, bite her and
gets up and is, like you know,staring at her like oddly, and
then walks away and none of theother zombies are interested.
But you showed us like a half adozen zombies on top of her,
(50:45):
all biting her and what.
But what were they doing?
It's like I gotta be honestbiting if because there was no
damage.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
I gotta be honest, I just don't care, that does not
bother me because she's a maincharacter inconsistency so she's
a main character, so they'renot going to make her so
horribly mangled and disfiguredthat she can't do anything.
Why?
Also zombie movie because she,she drives the plot in some way,
so they had to make sure shecould still fucking walk okay,
that's.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
That's going to lose consistency when you see mullet
dude later.
But my immediate.
You gotta go back and look atjust that one scene.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Maybe there was just some kinky ass zombies.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
My beef is that they were all biting on her.
And then they stop.
She gets up and they get a shotof her back and there's like a
couple of blood spots on hershirt, her white shirt.
When did they show her back?
When she was walking into theoffice?
Oh, I don't remember that.
She leaned up against the wall.
She sat there.
The one got in her face andthen got up and walked away and
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then she sat there just kind oflooking at them.
Then she stood up and shewalked in.
She continued into the officewhen she was walking in.
The camera gets her back andwas walking in.
The camera gets her back andthat's what I'm looking.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
I'm like what?
What did they bite?
Like they were all on her back,but there was no damage done to
her back.
Her shirt was perfectly intact.
I think it boils down to likethis shit did not have like a
super high budget she had tonsof bites on her.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Now I agree they weren't as bad as they should
have been, but she had tons ofbites.
You're acting like she wascompletely clean.
She was completely clean.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
No, go rewatch.
She had tons of bites, for allof them being on top of her like
that, she easily had 12 biteson her.
All of them no way.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Easily Just look at.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Springfield, ohio.
Man, they're eating the dogs,they're eating the cats.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Oh, I'm ready to end this episode.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
At this point, jesus Christ, genuinely that it's down
to budget.
I could not care less.
I don't care, it's just down tobudget.
I think that they really like.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
I don't think it even had to do with budget.
I just don't think they cared,because it really I don't care.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
That doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
That doesn't really bother me at all.
Yeah, I don't know, thatdoesn't really bother me at all
uh, any other gripes, I don'tknow.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Alex seems to be really bothered by koreans.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
It's a little sus, why don't you?
Speaker 1 (53:03):
give your warning that you're black.
Warning I'm black.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
I also have a korean aunt.
Her name is sue.
She's very sweetie pie.
She used to have birds.
They died.
They're still in her freezer,but technically I'm korean by
proxy, so warning, warning I'mkorean no, I'm sorry they're
(53:29):
like I don't know what the fuckthis guy is what is he um?
Speaker 2 (53:32):
the way that this whole last, like five minutes is
getting cut is crazy well then,I have a.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I have a humorous little goof here.
I didn't notice this.
There is an english misspellingon the fireman jacket.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
It's embroidered ems rescue r-e-s-q-u-e instead of of
R-E-S-C-U-E.
That's correct English.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
I don't see anything wrong with that I mean, yeah,
I'm not going to judge them atall because English is stupid,
because the fact that there is aword called Q and it has four
completely unnecessary lettersin it is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh and, by the way, tj, one of your points in
several previous episodes comesback to haunt us in this one.
Another inconsistency would bewhen it comes to infection If
his name is Jung-Soo.
If Jung-Soo can become infectedand turn by having zombie blood
dabbed onto his minor scratch,then the rest would have been
(54:30):
infected by blood droplets intomouths eyes, etc.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
That is one I did want to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
I cause I was watching it with Eric I'm like
is that even going to turn him?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
Cause, like so many shows don't show that, like
blood can do that, but yeah,this one did uh, 28 days later,
showed that it can, and that wasthe one that was the most
unforgiving about it.
And showed that it can, andthat was the one that was the
most unforgiving about it, and II do think blood in the mouth
and and the eyes and and suchwould be a a problem that you
would have to deal with.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
I feel like blood in the mouth isn't as bad as like
blood in the eyes or like nose,I feel you think your stomach
acid would destroy the virus no,I don't think so, I know.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
No, I do, I do think you're right.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
I think it's more so the infection going into your
lungs than into your stomachyeah, so if you're well, I'm
thinking on it.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
I'm thinking it's way easier for for blood to get
into your bloodstream by othermeans rather than your mouth,
because your mouth you can justspit it out, right, but never
enters your bloodstream by othermeans rather than your mouth,
because your mouth, you can justspit it out, right, it never
enters your bloodstream, lungs,that's, you know,
cardiorespiratory system.
That goes to your blood,straight into your blood.
So if you aspirate it, so ifyou breathe it in, yes, and
blood can become like a mist Ifit gets in your mouth exactly.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
So if you get it in, your mouth and you are inhaling
it Well?
Speaker 1 (55:51):
I mean, I think, odds Like if you get it in your
mouth and you start spitting outright away.
Maybe you're lucky.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
That's what I'm saying.
I think odds of infection arepretty high, but I don't think
it's guaranteed if you get alittle in your mouth.
If it like gushes blood in yourmouth, you're screwed.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
That's the point we're making is, specifically in
this movie, as easy as takingit off of the broom handle onto
a handkerchief and touching thehandkerchief onto a minor
scratch.
If it was that easy to turn,then minor droplets in your
mouth or in your nose or in youreyes would turn you.
Speaker 3 (56:22):
High key.
Catch me in the zombieapocalypse with a super soaker
full of zombie blood.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
That seems very counterproductive.
You're doing what the bad guydid in the kitchen, where you're
just creating more zombies togo after you.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
You can hold people at fucking gunpoint.
With that.
You'll be easier to kill ifyou're a zombie, Ami.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
That's kind of similar to the soundtrack in A
Quiet.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Place Part 2.
Yeah, I can blow back on you.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Or it's like yeah, you could turn me into a zombie,
but then I'm a zombie.
Yeah, true so I don't know umall right.
Well, I think we're coming uptowards the end of our time here
.
Any last minute thoughts on thefirst four episodes of All of
Us Are Dead.
Speaker 3 (57:12):
What was the gang?
signs you were giving me theaudience can't see it, so it
didn't happen.
Eric, you're breaking theimmersion.
My last thoughts on this showare that I am excited for the
next episodes.
I am also deeply enraged bythat dumb bitch rubbing the
(57:33):
goddamn blood on him justbecause he's poor.
I am poor.
I feel attacked, um.
I would also like to say thatbro's mom was a dumb ass.
I don't know why, um, we didn'teven get to.
Um, what is he like?
A cop?
I don't, I can't.
I can't remember the one dudewho ended up finding the baby.
I don't know why he took theone guy with him.
(57:55):
That one guy is fucking stupid.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
You are again talking about the fifth episode.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
No, because it happens in the fourth.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
That specifically happens in the fourth, no the
baby has not been discovered byanybody by the end of the fourth
episode.
You are again talking about thefifth episode.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
Okay, but hear me out .
I don't know their names.
I can only describe what'shappening.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Oh, so you don't know their names, so you don't
remember what happened in whatepisode.
How does that correlate?
Speaker 3 (58:24):
I don't know their names, so how else am I going to
describe them than what theyhave done Genius.
Speaker 2 (58:30):
This guy cannot Alright.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Eric, your nose is stupid, your mustache is dumb,
your eyebrows are fucking large.
You, you scrawny little hoe,fuck your goose shirt.
I don't give a fuck aboutpoints.
We're gonna end up watchingthis shit anyways.
It don't even matter who winsthe points, don't matter.
Your hair is dumb, fix it.
Get a mullet or something beatsfucking.
You know more like better withyour hair.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
Cuts my guy because it no so, after everything you
just said, the thing thatoffended me the most was the
attack on my silly goose sweater, and because of that you have
lost an infinite amount ofpoints your microphone's stupid.
Speaker 3 (59:14):
Those headphones on the desk are dumb.
Is that an ashtray in?
Your room, but they can stillhear me though.
They can still hear me though.
Is that an ashtray?
It looks like a hollowed outcoconut, Just like your fucking
forehead.
You big domed mother, what thefuck?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
is that even supposed to mean?
Speaker 2 (59:35):
It looks like a hollowed out tree stump.
It just holds my guitar picks.
We're getting off topic.
Well, I'm going to announce awinner here.
I think somebody got off topic.
Speaker 3 (59:43):
Make sure to check us out on all of our socials and
stuff.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
If you don't shut the fuck up, alex, you won this
episode, no shit.
Speaker 3 (59:50):
Sherlock, you didn't need to announce that.
I think it's pretty blatant andhe's already muted in the edit
so do you know what I'm gonna dojust for tj?
Speaker 1 (59:59):
we're obviously gonna watch this.
You know what we're gonna watch?
We're gonna watch a bunch offucking werewolf movies yes, yes
, let's fucking go, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Werewolf movies are the shit, dude, let's fucking go
.
I'm so fucking hyped for thatdude.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I thought you were about to be like just for that,
we're going to watch episodes 9through 12.
And I thought that would havebeen pretty funny.
All right, Well, I forgot I wasthe host for a second.
Yeah, make sure to check us outon all of our socials, you can
find us.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Do you have a winner speech?
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yes, shut up.
Do you have a winner speech?
Yes, yeah, the winning circlefeels a little empty when
there's no competition becauseTJ's just making a fool of
himself.
I'm a Wade.
I'm lonely over here becauseI'm so far ahead of TJ.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
I mean, I won the last one.
I understand your pain, youunderstand, I understand your
pain.
You know just always being atthe top, it's just it's lonely
up here.
It gets so lonely.
Tj, your loser speech.
I would like to say that none ofAnyways, thank you to our
survivors for listening to thisepisode.
(01:01:10):
So you can check us out onInstagram, on Facebook and on
tiktok at will you survive thepodcast?
Uh, you can email us at theboys at.
Will you survive the podcastcom?
That's t-h-e-b-o-y-s at.
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Our twitter is alex and ericw-i-s.
(01:01:32):
Our Twitter is Alex and EricWIS, we go on Trump-filled rants
on there.
Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Have fun with that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
No, that's on Truth Social Our.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Truth Social.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
We try to appease the liberals on Twitter.
This has been the Will youSurvive podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
If you watched the last episode, it was the Gepardy
dude.
Tell me that wasn't like thebest episode, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
That's true, Actually , go check out the first episode
your favorite host brother.
Go check out the previousepisode of Will you Survive, the
podcast which was Gepardy, andwith that, stay alive.
Thank you.
Way to start the episode.
Hello, no, I'm joking.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I hear these points so fast, so fast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I'm not doing that again.
It doesn't hit the same.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It was funny that one time.
Hello survivors and welcome toanother episode of Will you
(00:31):
Survive.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I am your host, eric, because I won the last episode,
which makes me the first winnerof season four, and I feel very
accomplished about that.
I will be adding it to myresume, and I'm joined here by
my two co-hosts, alex I'm alexand tj.
I am tj, maybe they are them,possibly, and we're doing
something kind of exciting.
(00:55):
We're covering our first tvseries, except it's not the full
tv series, that's a third of it.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
So you're gonna get a part two baby and maybe a part
three, probably a part four.
What we're gonna do 12 partsfor each episode of the series.
Yeah, we're gonna do.
We're just gonna narrate thefucking episodes.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It'll be an hour each .
That is true, each episode isan hour, so we could, but we
won't.
Uh, we were gonna do it's 12episodes total.
Well, we're doing.
All of us are dead.
First of all, that's, uh theseries that we're doing, because
it's a really great zombieseries and I think it's.
It's very interesting the waythat the zombies interact, uh
(01:41):
with each other and with theplot in general and how these
zombies are.
It's really interesting.
I'm not going to lie, I don'treally have any particular path
that I'm thinking of for thisepisode.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I can start us off with something.
Sure, I'm just here for thetalk.
Quick question Are they zombiesor are they infected?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, they die.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
They're zombies.
Do they die?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, die they're zombies do they die?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
yeah, they die are you sure though?
Yeah, positive, because theydon't.
They keep going with like, likeor no.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
They die when, like you, stab them in the neck yeah,
because you're cutting the, the, the central nervous system,
you're cutting the brain offfrom everything else.
Now I will say they, they dodie easier or in a different way
than most zombies.
It's not necessarily a headshot, but it is severing the brain
from the rest of the body soit's like a real quick death to
(02:35):
transformation, is what you'resaying yes, like world war z
yeah okay it's a lot like WorldWar Z actually, with the
exception of these ones.
although they were very, I guess, agile, they were not
necessarily super smart.
They weren't like climbing ontop of each other to reach high
places.
They were very much like ah,you're out of my reach, I'm
(02:57):
moving on.
They were piling on top of eachother.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, In the one scene in the library they like
lifted one up.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, in the one scene in the library they lifted
one up.
I guess so.
But I feel like they're notactively working together, the
way that the World War Z oneskind of seemed like they were
yeah.
These were much more of anaccident that they just happened
to be trampling on top of eachother.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
They're kind of shitty in the fact that they'll
run at you, but that's theironly.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Mechanism is just like get to the food and then
they're kind of just reachingand hoping that they grab you it
seems kind of not easy, but alot easier than most zombies to
juke no, they were freaking,juking them like hella hard dude
okay I wanted to bring this updude.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The reason glenn in the walking dead was so goaded,
it's clearly because he wasfucking korean.
Do you see the acrobatics browas hitting when he was running
from dude from with the knifeyeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
He was ready for those korean zombies and he came
up against these americanzombies.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So, like this ain't shit, just to be fair, and
that's one of the biggest thingsI mean.
Just look at our country.
We're all all fat Like this is.
This is not a big surprise.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Look at how Dersu and uh, oh, he was a big guy, but
he was like well, look at howbig.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Look at when they had to go get the cell phone and
they were climbing on theoutside of the wall like hanging
on by their fingers, yeah.
I could totally do that.
Sure, you could.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No, I could totally.
I guarantee you I'd put moneyon that.
I could totally do that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I can get down a wall , I can't get back up, though.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now from that height?
I don't know, not from theheight.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'd like to see you hang from my pull-up bar for 60
seconds.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I will literally do it right now.
If you bring it into my roomright now, I will do it right
now.
That is not.
I think two minutes might bepushing it, but I could easily
go over 60 seconds as me andEric are watching this.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He's like I could do that.
I've been looking into rockclimbing, yeah.
Tj said he'd think I'd be agreat rock climber you do got
the genes for the strongforearms, so it's possible.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I think I have it in me, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I mean honestly, the majority of our students
couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm pretty confident in my grip.
I think I I'm not.
I mean, honestly, the majorityof our students couldn't do that
.
I'm pretty confident in my grip.
I think I could definitely.
Now I could definitely movealong a wall like that I don't
know about, from that height butthat has to do with my fear.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
The thing that was impressive about it was that
they were hanging on by theirfingertips.
Yeah, I could totally do that.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't, I don't, I don't know that, definitely not
the majority of our studentscould do that because, well,
they were hanging on by theirfingertips.
But you can't discount the toes, that when they're on the wall
they don't have a ton of tracklike a ton of grip, but it's
enough that it puts a little bitof the weight, it disperses the
weight a little bit off of yourfingertips, I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I understand the theory, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm a guitar player dude, that's not normal.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The majority of our students would not even be close
to that.
And look at all of thosestudents.
They were all thin.
Okay, let's be fair, though,Except for the one, like the one
guy who was big, was theoutcast of all of them.
He was the exception, not therule.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, but let's be fair.
This is a TV show.
These are not the averageKorean students, just like
American TV shows don't depictthe average American high
schooler.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
They don't even depict high schoolers.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They're all fucking 40 years old.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, Dylan O'Brien with his six pack is not a high
schooler.
Tom Holland is not a highschooler.
Tom Holland is not a highschool.
He is older than me, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's a TV show.
I don't know if we can use, ifwe could say that in particular,
but I definitely think I coulddo that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, except for the fact that, factually speaking,
other countries Korea includedmandate physical education.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes, that's true.
I am not saying the UnitedStates does not make you do
anything anymore.
I'm not saying the UnitedStates is the pinnacle of health
, by any means.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Just think about it as Americans.
You know big, tough Americans.
We are bigger than most Koreans.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Not all of us.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So Actually, maybe Well not you, eric, you're
basically Korean I could survivethis shit.
I could push all them zombiesoff me, bro, you see how they
were throwing them off, bro.
They must just weigh Eric'spounds.
You know I could throw them.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You know what's funny , these zombies?
With the way that they'rerunning at you, they would
probably legitimately bounce offof you from the force that they
hit you with.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Legitimately, like I said when we were watching it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I'm getting like heavy denim and like leather and
I'm just going ham, I'll get asuit of armor.
Do you guys remember thatkevlar dude, kevlar shark suit?
Do you guys remember that?
It's a football play, that?
Um?
What was his name?
Was it ray lewis?
Is that a football player?
Yeah, he's a big guy, right?
Yeah, I there was.
I don't remember what team, butsome guy tried to blindside ray
and he was probably like halfhis size.
He tried to throw a block.
(07:53):
No, he tried to blindside himbecause he goes back to the
sideline.
He got fucking, he got rolledand he.
He goes back to the sidelineand the first thing he says is I
tried to blindside ray, hefucked me up, he did, he threw
the sideline, and the firstthing he says is I tried to
blindside.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Ray, he fucked me up, he did.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
He threw the guy, that would be the zombies
hitting TJ.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You got some Kevlar shark suit and you could do that
, but you've got to be flexible,I mean like I feel like I'll be
able to survive.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Also, speaking of sports people, you seen fucking
Shannon, fucking shannon, sharp,fucking.
No, you didn't see whathappened bro put on an instagram
live on accident and thenstarted oh, I did see that, and
then started laying me and hegot fired.
Oh, no, whatever sports networkhe was on.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I don't watch sports, that's rough I bet you those
porn contracts are coming inthough.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh dude, he like that hey I'm saying I heard some of
the audio uncle's laying it bro,uncle's doing it, but yeah,
poor guy that sucks any topicsy'all want to bring up about the
show there's a uh, I do likehow this had a beginning.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It wasn't just the fact that it just started.
Nobody knew yeah, tj.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Why don't you tell us about the beginning?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
so basically there's this uh guy, um.
So the show starts off kidsgetting his ass beat.
They're on a rooftop, he'sgetting fucked up by a bunch of
dudes Turns out they didn't knowit but he was going zombie mode
and he gets tossed off thebuilding.
They're like, oh well, he'sdead.
So that guy has a father.
(09:33):
That guy's father is ascientist but he works at the
school as a science teacher andhe was sick of his son getting
bullied so he made a zombievirus.
He was sick of his son gettingbullied so he made a zombie
virus.
And basically it's all hisfault.
And some chick gets bit by arat.
She bites somebody else or no,she gets bit by a rat, goes to
(09:55):
the hospital, bites a nurse ordoctor or whatever.
Then you know, so on and soforth Zombies everywhere in
Korea.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Pretty much.
Yeah, she got bit by the rat.
It was a.
Yeah, she got bit by the rat.
It was a student who got bit bythe rat.
And then the teacher, uh, whowas the dad of the kid who kept
getting bullied uh locked her inthe science closet.
And then there was this bigrumor going around the school of
, oh my god, the science teachertotally kidnapped her and is
doing crazy things to her.
And then it ended up being trueand they're like oh shit wait
(10:24):
like.
What the fuck which like?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
is not wild for this school because they freaking
took a girl to like an abandonedwarehouse and just like an
abandoned yeah, an abandonedbuilding of some sort made her
strip and like videoed it andwas like we're gonna release it,
like what yeah, that was a bit,that was a bit wild.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, that was not my high school experience.
Yeah, it was not my high school.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I mean that one time they did time yeah but that's,
you know, expound woke up in adark alley.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know it's fine, but yeah, I mean high school,
right, come on, we've all beenthere.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Everybody's been there for sure.
I don't recall my high schoolbeing like that, guys, I mean
like your high school had what?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
like two students in it, a teacher and y'all pretty
much did farming right back inthe 1910s no, it was more like
one big red building with ateacher in a blue dress and 25
kids in pews dicks so the otherthing all boys school.
(11:28):
The other thing that, uh that Iwould say about the.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
The start of this was they actually kind of showed
the exponential growth.
Right, she got bit, she bitsomebody she bit.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So then she got Well, she escaped from his closet and
she ran to the nurse and thenshe ended up biting the nurse.
There they got, they rushed thegirl to the hospital where she
bit two nurses at the hospitaland that's started the virus
spreading in the city Right.
(12:02):
And then the nurse in theschool started tweaking out and
the actually some of the guyswho uh, were doing that nasty
thing with the girl in theabandoned building came across
the nurse who were like yo,she's tweaking.
And then she turned around andwent full zombie mode on them
and they were like what the fuckyeah?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
no, they were like yo she tweaking dog, you would
think that.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I speak Korean, no, literally full.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
English.
They said that it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, it was all Korean, except that one line
where they were like yo, shetweaking Like in my accent.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
It was weird, like it's perfect, and then they just
went back to.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Korean.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
So did you guys it with the?
Well, I assume it's Korean.
I watched it in 2x speed.
It just kind of sounded like soI was just reading the
subtitles.
Okay, that's one way to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
This guy had it on.
I'm going to call you out.
He had it on English at firstand although that would have
been very convenient for me, whowas trying to fall asleep
disgusting, yeah, I, I was, Iwas.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
the english dub is so bad oh for this movie, because
it's like english does not matchup with the cadence or the like
it's how they said it.
Yeah, no, and see for me, whenI'm watching, like anime, it is
very, I'm very particular whichones I watch it in english and
which ones I watch it injapanese.
(13:32):
Because, like naruto, greatenglish, but like dragon ball z
is good english, but thejapanese is awful.
So you gotta like.
You know, there's this one show.
It's called Ghost Stories.
They didn't give them, like,the translation for anything, so
they just told the Englishvoice actors to make shit up.
(13:55):
That's where that one clip Wait.
I think I've seen Act like a bigblack man is chasing you.
Yeah, at least he's not racist.
Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I've seen that clip oh yeah, no it's well, this show
was not that, no, it's, butit's.
The English is just, it's justnot it, it's not it's not, it so
voices won't.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I had a.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I think my exact words are are we really gonna
listen to this in English?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
well, okay, this is.
This is this dumb ass over herethinking he can fucking speak
korean because he's over thereworking on his fucking laptop,
not looking at the screen okay,that's a rookie.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
That's eric, that's a rookie move.
Because, like, I'll do thatwhen I'm watching some like not
english shit and I'll be like,oh wait, I can't speak this and
I'll have to turn back and goback before he did that with flu
yeah I definitely did do that.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
But here's the thing I've already seen this series,
so I was more just catching upon the events and what order
they played out in.
And, by the way, I'm workingtoo.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
So I'm looking at my fucking phone while this is on
and he's like are we reallygonna listen to this in english?
I'm like you fucking asshole.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know what I wanted you to pay attention?
Oh yeah, you wanted me to payattention.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I've already seen this, so have I Well pay
attention.
I've seen the whole fuckingseason.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I have too.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
What are you fucking giving me shit for so?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
catch up, tj.
What the fuck dude.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Bite me, tj, fucking TJ.
I watch actual good thingsBullshit.
This is great.
It is great.
I gotta admit that I do lovethe way that Koreans do the
fucking zombies.
This is straight up train toBusan.
Just not on a train, it's aschool to fucking wherever the
fuck they were.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Busan.
Yeah, I let's talk aboutsomething that I think TJ and I
have on our minds the bathroomsituation in episode four.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Oh, that was rough.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
They were stupid about all of that.
They kept acting.
What was his name?
Desu Desu.
They kept acting like his ideawas dumb.
Yeah, and his idea made themost sense Girls go into the
broadcasting room, the boys willpee out the window, and then
the boys can go in thebroadcasting room and the girls
can pee out the window.
I feel like you can create aharness of some sort to make it
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safer, like I.
I definitely don't think it'sthe move to make a toilet in
that room because that had tostink so bad.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
no, and like it wasn't like it's nothing to
catch it and dispose of it.
So you're just like piling ontop of piles which I know.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
The idea is that you're not going to be there
that long.
But why do that to yourselfwhen you have an open window in
this situation?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
you're full you're.
You're in a room of like fairlyattractive chicks.
I'm pulling my dick out to pissout the window.
I don't give a fuck.
Everybody's dying around me.
Do you think I really care ifsomebody sees my wiener?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
yeah, that's also the thing like the whole this whole
series, which I kind of get itbecause there's my theory is
that they're clinging to somesense of normalcy, but there's a
lot of points where they'relike well, oh, like the kids in
the bathroom, yeah, where she'slike are you really gonna talk
like that to an upperclassman?
Yeah, are you for real?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
we just watched people eat each other and you're
really gonna act like you havesome standing as an
upperclassman right now well,they upperclass my coochie lips,
motherfucker they did kind ofpoint out the the hypocrisy
sideways I'm going to try to saythis correctly, because it was
hypocritical of her to say thatand then, at the same time, they
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had a conversation about wheredid the 11th graders go or the
juniors go, and they said Idon't know, they're all zombies.
It's not like they're stayingin line right.
So it's kind of stupid you justpointed out.
It's kind of stupid in thissituation to still be trying to
hold on to that tradition, yeah,of don't talk to an
upperclassman that way there wasa few points like also miss
(18:01):
park.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It sucks because I I understand her point but at the
same time that one chickstraight up murdered, uh oh my
fucking god, that stupid hoe.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Like what kind of classist?
Like like what is up with?
Like zombies, making peoplejust murderers?
Like how does that?
Just like immediate, like yes,I say some wild shit, like yeah,
I'll shoot a dude in the leg,type shit, but I'm not gonna
like just straight up murksomebody because they are on
welfare.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It didn't make people murderers.
People are murderers and theyjust take advantage of the
situation.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I agree Like she was an evil, evil person, the way
that vile, horrible evil thatshe kept doing that entire
fucking show, on top of howannoying she is.
Yeah, for the sake of the group, I think knocking her out a
long time ago would have doneher some good just like that
crazy old ass lady in freakingmist.
(19:02):
I'm gonna, yeah, beat her up,chuck her in a room, put her in
the freaking sound booth, broone good fucking knockout to
just put her in her place realquick so she learns that this is
a different fucking world andyou don't get to be that way
anymore I'm not gonna turn intolike a freaking serial killer in
the apocalypse, but in theapocalypse it's the apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
These hands are rated e for everyone.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I'm punching you in the face if you start acting
stupid all right so so one thingI will say on this, this
particular show which I liked.
I think this was great.
We all just had a littleconversation on high school.
We all had differentexperiences.
Definitely don't go back to thewhole fucking 1920 shit,
asshole.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
But the fact that they made the high schools exist
.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Schools exist Fuck you Wait, wait, wait.
So back then were you usinglike stone tablets and chisels,
or did you get to the number twopencil?
He was probably using thenumber one pencil.
Avid notes must have sucked weuse number two these days, but
back then all they had wasnumber one.
It was just a piece of likecharcoal.
You're such a dick.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
So the fact that they made this in a high school
setting and they kept most ofthe usual high school bullshit
all this did was intensify allof that rivalry.
We got to see it right.
They this girl who thoughtherself to be so much better
than everybody else, especiallybetter than a kid on welfare
right.
So that exists, that'srealistic, that there's
definitely this classist systemin high schools.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
That was definitely not me, though.
I was friends with literallyeverybody the weird kids, the
popular kids, the sports dudes Iwas literally friends with
everybody I had friends in thefootball team.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I had friends in the baseball team.
I was in band.
I had friends in band.
I feel like being drumline andband is like this weird middle
ground where, like nobody,everybody looks at you and like
you're a band, you're a nerd,but you're like the cool side of
the nerds.
So hi, I don't know.
I never felt bullied oranything.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I felt like I pretty kind of fit into everywhere I
made sure to make friends withthe quiet kid, just so he could,
you know, know, hit me up, justin case.
I'll tell you.
My experience was.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I was a complete loner.
However, everybody knew me andthey all knew me because of my
brother, so they all knew himand they all wanted to be like
he was the popular one.
I didn't want to be known byanybody.
When he would go to parties andI knew some people so they
would invite me to these partiesI'd go and he'd be there, Right
(21:35):
.
And what was funny is him, meand his best friend would always
be sitting out in the frontyard in his buddy's car blasting
music outside.
Not in the freaking party,where it always resulted in
fights and stupidity, butnonetheless I I think that was a
good.
A good point of this.
This show is the juxtapositionof the normal drama that occurs
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in high school that's massivelyintensified by being trapped in
this high school during afreaking zombie apocalypse it's
kind of hard to put inperspective, but you gotta
remember that these are supposedto be high school kids and I
think you're right.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
The situation just intensifies.
The normal childish responses,even the what would just be
normal bullying turns intomurder.
And now that's why I say Ithink a good knockout early on
would have saved her from doinganything like this if she just
got checked real quick, realearly.
But I think they were way toonice to her and I think that
(22:36):
caused her to think she could dowhatever the fuck she wanted.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
If I can, I'll bring up a point on that matter that
proves your point.
I think of it like a dog, thekid.
I have a hard time rememberingtheir names.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh yeah, that's a note to make.
We're just silly littleamericans, all right, I, we're,
we're gonna try, but so there'sa lot of names.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I think the the main character, the one that we met
first, he's uh chung san yeah so, chung san, when, when the girl
, essentially, was discovered tohave murdered his friend, he
really I don't, you know, hedidn't lose his shit really, but
he lost the respect that he hadwhere he had been listening to
(23:21):
the teacher all the time.
You know, she said stop, hewould stop.
This was the one time, remember, he pushed her and he actually
pushed the teacher away from him, showing that he really could
have dominated that room at anypoint.
It was only his boys holding himback and uh, oh, I remember the
guy's name that I was thinkingof.
Not dare sue, it's a bear sue,remember?
(23:43):
They kept calling him bear suebecause he had stinky feet and
they said, oh, I smell him fromhere.
They kept making fun of himyeah, well, no, they yeah.
They said his sweat no, no,that's their suit.
That was, that was the biggerdude, the, the guy who had a
crush on the president.
Who chung san's uh, the girlthat chung san had a crush on.
She had a crush on him oh, ohthat was bear sue ex fight club
(24:05):
dude yeah yeah, I like that guy,he's chill so he, um, either
one of those two guys could havethrown the teacher down or out
of the room, or they I mean theycould have dominated that room,
but it was exclusively theirrespect that kept them in check
yeah, so that was another pointthat I was making that they, I I
(24:26):
think of it as like a cling tonormalcy that they're looking
for, because they are stillchildren, looking for some
guidance.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And there's I.
Once you find out she murderedyour best friend, you don't care
about guidance anymore.
I get it.
I understand.
I'm surprised.
All he did was push her.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
No, I get it.
I completely understand whatyou mean.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I don't think I.
I'm a pretty chill person.
It takes a lot to make me angry.
I think to save her life sheneeded to be knocked out pretty
early to get checked.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Can I say also again, just because, uh, you know
we're not, we are a podcastcommenting on a fictional show
and all we want to say is thesedamn actors, oh, she did great,
make me hate her.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So amazing.
She's a great actress, becauseI fucking hated her.
Absolutely hated her.
When she walked out that door Iwas like please let the zombies
come.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
God, if you hate a character so much, you want them
to die.
The actor's doing their job.
However, dwayne Johnson, Istill haven't forgot about you.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You bitch ass, motherfucker what do you do with
this guy so?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
much dude.
You're so ass.
You're literally the worstactor.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Hit me up right now, so we can square up.
No, you're so.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
You want to square up with dwayne the rock johnson
dave batista is a far betteractor, and so is john cena.
They did it right.
You're doing stupid the nowinning clause in your contract.
Pussy move brother.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Hang on, I like Dave Bautista, but better actor than
Dave Bautista, dave.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Bautista's a better actor.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I forgot some things that Dave Bautista's been in.
I take that back.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
No, Dave Bautista's a better actor, and so is John.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Cena, john Cena and Dave Bautista are like straight
from WWE to acting.
Perfectly are like likestraight from wwe to acting
perfectly did it.
I like john cena.
John cena in that firefightermovie where he takes in those
three girls, or the yeah, thosethree girls.
That's a hilarious movie.
It has michael, michael keegan,michael key I cannot remember.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I can remember one of his roles where he was like a,
a drug dealer, and he was like Igot bikes, I got perks, I got
stuff to make you happy, to makeyou sad, I got.
He just names like a bunch ofthat's like that's like 21 or 22
jump street.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Those guys were fucking hilarious yeah, but you
don't remember the movie wherehe's like, uh, he's uh, oh god.
What do they call him?
He works in like a forest, he'sa four, he fights forest fires.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I don't know what movie you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
He's a smokejumper.
Is that what they're called?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Smokejumpers.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, so it's a movie where he's a smokejumper.
I think Michael Keegan is in ittoo.
From Key Peele there's a scenethat you've probably seen where
Michael Keegan is standing nextto john cena and he's like, oh,
big daddy would have been soproud.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I like how you're saying michael keegan instead of
keegan, michael key uh, it'splaying with fire.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
The movie is playing with fire yeah, but he like does
these ridiculous cries wherehe's like and john cena's just
fucking breaking character, likeevery two seconds because it's
fucking hilarious.
But but I don't know we'regetting off on a tangent.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Very far away from the movie, but speaking of fire
hoses, okay, yes, that scene.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Episode four.
Well, no, that's like episodetwo.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
No, no, no, no, no no , no, the fire hose where
they're trying to escape up likethe stairs and stuff with the
important people.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
You talking about that, the fire hose.
Yeah, the assembly woman.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh no, I was thinking of the fire hose that they made
to get down to the broadcastingbooth Brilliant, brilliant,
smart, very smart.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
American kids could do that.
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Climbing down.
That's tough.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
No, I could also do that, that I but the the thought
process to actually makefootholds and then to actually
do it.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think a lot of kids these
days, most of our schools hereare not that high up, two floors
max for a high school justbecause this was pretty funny,
do that war cry for the goblinsagain, please do that war cry
(28:41):
for the goblins again, please,okay, okay.
I wanted to talk about that onescene where you know she rubs
the freaking bloody thing on hisleg and he turns into a
handkerchief that shit washeartbreaking, bro.
Yep, yeah, it was when hestarted changing like he.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
He knew he was fine, he's the first one in this whole
series to distance himself fromeverybody else when he realized
he was infected he was likeyeah, stay back.
I got it.
Everybody else kept being likeno, I'm not infected, and would
keep trying to move towardspeople.
He was the only one who saidstay away from me, I'll let
myself out, I'm going to leave.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He tried at first, but then it.
It became obvious to him thatwas he was infected.
That showed his character somuch I can't believe she fucking
, but again let's talk about the, the directing of the uh korean
style, how they overlay thefather who started all of this
talking about what the infectedgoes through right at that
moment.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
He's talking about how he becomes afraid and then
they show what he's seenEverything he's going through.
Everybody's laughing at him andhe's like stop.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
What are you doing?
That shit was so fucking sad.
That was heartbreaking, which Ithink makes it easier for you
to hate the girl.
Oh so easy.
For what?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
she had done, for what she put him through.
And then his friend freaking,you know took it upon himself to
fucking risk his life to gethim out of there by doing the
whistle, the same whistle thathe did when he was in the room.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Oh, the way Desu stood up to fight, fight him off
like he was crying yeah and he,he still stood up to fight him
off, but before jung-sun started, um whistling, whistling, yep,
like everybody in that roombesides that fucking bitch, yep.
Everybody in that room, whilegoing through grief, handled
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that as best as they could.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
That was very good.
Which can I also bring up now?
You just segued to somethingthat I wanted to ask about.
This brings up survival versushumanity, if you will right that
situation aside, because shewas definitely not doing that
for survival, she was just anevil See you next Tuesday,
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couldn't stand that.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
she was wrong.
That's what it was.
It was an incessant need to beright enough to kill a person
for it.
That was it.
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
But all of the tension besides this one right,
all of the rest of it,especially after her.
But all of the rest of it, restof it, especially after her,
but all of the rest of it, thetension that the director made
you feel in keeping yourhumanity and the teacher was
trying to do this, keeping them,keeping them all relatively
calm, right, keeping yourhumanity while keeping the
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survival instincts up, becauseyou can't let your guard down
right.
And the father actually made apoint of this when he was
rationalizing to the detectivewhy he had done this, and all of
the fact that humans aren'tnaturally humane and humans are
suppressing their naturalinstincts by being humane and
(31:47):
therefore what he had done wasactually release the human being
to be what he was meant to behe had a very skewed idea
definitely, but very cynicalvery with that idea in mind, it
was a good tension builder thatyou know that everybody is now
fighting for their lives, right,all of us are dead, and they
(32:09):
kept repeating it.
They don't want to go outquietly.
They're going to keep fightingfor it and trying to survive
while trying to maintain theirhumanity.
Isn't that something that Imean God?
I think it's at least worthtalking about a little bit.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Well, I mean, I think that's a main trope that a lot
of zombie shows and movies haveto take on, because if you try
to ignore that, there's nothingreally there.
As for substance in the genre,the idea of trying to balance
your morality and your uh, yourhumanity with survival, um, I
(32:43):
think you see it play out in thewalking dead, where in the
beginning rick tries to be themoral cop.
Still, and it's as the episodesgo on, it's a different world.
There are no moral peopleanymore, there's no moral cop.
You do what you need to do tosurvive he brought his whole
cockpit.
He was ready to save everybodyyeah, he was ready to be the
(33:04):
sheriff of the new world yeah,and he passed it on to his son
and then his son just never tookit off oh no, he took it off.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I mean, that was the final, and then everybody, his
daughter uh, people who can'tsee us in quotations, that's
definitely shane's baby, butdefinitely shane's baby she
gonna, she gonna grow up, shegonna be like let me tell you
something I like that that Ooh.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I just read something that I like.
The zombies serve as a catalystto showcase how far people will
go to survive.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
That's a very good point.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
That's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
And I think the zombies can be anything.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I'll give it a good old college try, and then, you
know, take my way, y'all know meYou'll give murder a good old
college try.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I'll give survival a good old college try, and then
I'll just, you know, if it don'twork out, there's a roof
somewhere yeah, well, speakingof roofs, let's talk about the
two who are stuck up on the roofgod, the girl who was,
truthfully, she was beingsexually assaulted, and then the
guy who was somewhat, I say,forced, but he really could have
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not, but he was forced to videoit and turns out he had a crush
on her and she, oh my gosh, uhshe is has a very dark outlook
on the world as well.
Uh, the second she sees thezombies start very quickly.
She was like I hope everybodydies.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Well, I mean one of the things that I have.
It's a very controversialopinion on it, Not to say that
anything that was done to herwas right in any capacity but
her, and I think it was theabuse that made her go so myopic
.
The abuse that made her go somyopic because she did actually
(34:56):
think so small-mindedly, as if Ijust go down into the teacher's
office and break all of thephones, that will solve all of
the problems yeah but it's likeno dude.
That's.
That's not how this works.
You're not gonna stop this frombroadcasting to everybody in
the world.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
So here's the thing this I told tj this when it
happened.
Nobody is looking at herfucking nudes with what is going
on exactly nobody's fuckingfocused on her but when you are
so utterly humiliated, you thinkthat all eyes are on you but so
(35:30):
?
but the guy, the guy on the roof, as good intentioned as he was,
said none of the right things,nothing.
What did he say?
Where he was like even if youkill yourself, nothing changed,
it's still out there, right?
Oh yeah, that's a good way toget her to step off the ledge,
right?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
what the fuck dude no , I mean but her.
Her logic was so skewed, shewas so damaged by this point
that she went down into theoffice and started breaking
phones, thinking that wouldsolve the problem, was she not?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
bit by that point she was.
She was so focused on one goalthat she like just didn't turn,
or she turned and it didn'tmatter, she just kept doing well
here's something I want topoint out.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
She was bit a lot by a lot of zombies.
However, they didn't stop onceshe was turned at least it
didn't look like it, but theydid stop.
They all stopped biting her andthe one looked her right in the
eyes and then walked away.
Can I say?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
once again, this was like jd and resident evil.
I was so disappointed with howthey made her look.
She had a dozen zombies on herand her shirt wasn't ripped.
Nothing was wrong.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
She had a few blood splatters on her back, that was
it real, just like I was sodisappointed in how they made it
look.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
There should have been missing chunks on her and
shit.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I mean she had bites on her legs and her arms, but
yeah, there should have beenchunks missing.
It should have been horrible.
Well, so that was something.
When they stopped biting her,the way that she just got off,
shuffled off to the wall andthen sat against the wall.
I don't think you're movingafter that, for a little bit, I
mean.
But so part of me wonders thevirus clearly took a hold of her
(37:16):
because the zombies stoppedbiting her, yes, which means
they no longer saw her as alive.
Yes, so I'm thinking maybe thevirus acted as some sort of
painkiller where she no longerreally felt it, because the
virus was taking.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I had a different interpretation of that.
I thought it was her pain.
Well, she was in so much painthat the physical pain was not a
it was not a deterrent to thatmental anguish that she was
already in.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I think it yeah, I think it turned into anger.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I think that my theory is the best theory.
I think that the zombies werejust like ew trauma and just
left her alone.
I feel like I would be chill inthis zombie apocalypse.
They'd be like oh, he's damaged, he's tainted meat.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
What the camera didn't show is that she started
trauma dumping on them and theyall slowly stopped biting her.
She just she's like and.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
And they're like do I hug her.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
He was going to post my nudes at 9 and they're like
oh god, Would it be weird.
We should just leave?
Would it be weird if we stoppedbiting her?
Would she feel bad about it?
You think she would killherself if we did that?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
What do we do, speaking of being alive, after
getting messed up by zombies?
Yes, fucking knife man, mulletbitch.
Oh God, he's he, he, he, dude.
You know how freaked out Iwould be if I, like, was about
to be murdered.
Got the guy away.
(38:46):
He got murdered, he got murkedby zombies and then he was like
I'm going to murder you.
And then he was like I'm gonnamurder you and then he's gonna
come back.
Bro, I need to.
We only watched up to episode 5, slash.
You know 4, yeah, 4 or 5, so wedon't know what's gonna happen
next.
Eric does cause Eric's a littlebitch, and so does Alex.
(39:07):
I think Alex watched it, but Me,for I I am the only person here
who hasn't watched it, and I amscared for my man.
What's his name?
Chung?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
San.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Yeah, I'm in fear for him because I would shit my
pants.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well, let me, let me let me point out something that
they did in this, in this series.
That's really good.
You notice how I mean this wasfrustrating to me.
But do you notice how all ofthe high school what is it?
Locations, all the high schoollocations, were all brought into
play.
We're not there yet.
We will get there.
You jumped ahead of us.
(39:44):
But the library is in futureepisodes.
But the cafeteria?
And now the thing that botheredme about the mullet man was you
notice how he kept throwingpeople in front of the zombies?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
He sacrificed three people.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
And the problem is, is you're locked in with them?
He's just making more zombies,you just created three more
zombies and you have no humansto help you.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yeah, I think the ignorance is what's saving him.
I think that the brute strengthof him chucking zombies how is
this man alive?
I think the mullet is givinghim power.
I think the anger and themullet and the knife combo is
just giving him strength.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
How is he alive?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
I mean he's not, it doesn't make sense this guy like
you're jumping ahead.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Okay, we were supposed to watch six episodes
We've filled you in it's sixepisodes.
We've filled you in.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
It's a compromise.
We've filled you in before.
It's a compromise.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
We didn't watch five.
It was a misinput.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
It was a misinput.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
It was a compromise.
I'm just saying Six is better.
You know it's 12 episodes.
Six would have been better.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
So five.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
You didn't even watch the first two episodes I did
watch the first two episodeswhile you were gone Fucking,
beating a cat.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Host.
If I was the host, I would takeaway points your beard is
stupid and your forearms arehairy Hat man.
Grow up, be a man, get somefucking arm hair.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I do have arm hair but I won't survive the winter
with butt, ass naked, like you.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Anyways, speaking of, Somebody's getting salty.
Speaking of up in mountains ofsome sort, let's talk about the
idiot who hiked into Hoisan.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
God Broadcasting, a live stream.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
yo chat I will go hit this zombie for 200 bits.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Drop a galaxy that's alex in the zombie apocalypse
dude he's like do you guysmaking jokes?
We were making jokes that hewas gonna be like guys.
Hey yo, no son, thanks for the30 bits.
Man was gonna be like guys.
I really don't.
Hey yo, thanks for the 30 bitsman.
I really appreciate that.
Guys are really fucking scared.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
These zombie children have me surrounded oh my god,
the zombie kids dude werefreaking, horrifying.
They were creepy you know what?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
what me on this one.
First I thought they were justregular kids that young girl and
her baby.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Oh, okay, I said this to TJ.
It's such a tragic moment, butit's also such a beautiful
moment Of a mother's love and amother's instinctual love for
her baby, that she, she had tostop herself, that fight while
she was tying herself before shedied, was man.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
That was tragic, but it was so beautiful she did a
better job than what ellie's momdid in the last of us.
True, she was still holding her, that's no, you gotta go tie
your seat or get a jump out thewindow like do something.
But yeah, no she, she found asafe place and, you know, made
sure and tied herself.
I mean, I me personally I wouldhave kind of wanted to like I'm
(43:02):
sure there's a deep freezer inthere.
I would have like jumped intothat, because I don't.
What would she tie it up with?
Because it didn't look likestrong.
It didn't look strong at all andI'm sure, when you're a zombie,
you're a little stronger.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah.
I'd also say the emotionalimpact of Chong San's mom
calling out for Chong San whenshe was being eaten.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I thought you were going to say that that baby is
most certainly going to have ashit ton of trauma to deal with
Because it's just staring at abunch of zombies on the glass
dexter well, you know, I meanwhat's gonna, I'm curious
because did she?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
she got bit after she delivered the baby, right?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
yeah, yeah, okay so no one knew she was pregnant.
She left school.
Uh, probably because she feltlike she was gonna, she was
about to go into labor.
Then she went into labor, shedid it in a public.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
She went to the nurse , but the nurse was busy with oh
yeah that's right.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
So then she she went to a public bathroom, delivered
the baby by herself, um, cleanedup, left the baby in the
bathroom, went outside, saw thezombie apocalypse and was like
yeah, nah.
And went back and grabbed herbaby, which was very brave of
her, which shows the love forthe baby right off the bat.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, really like there are a lot of chicks who
would prom night dumpster baby,that poor young soul, and I
respect it, I respect that shemade sure that the baby was safe
.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Yeah, we'll see how that plays out in the upcoming
episodes.
But yeah, chung-sun's mom, ohman, what was that lady thinking
, though?
I get it she needed to see herson, but after everything she'd
seen going into the city, howthe fuck is she going to see him
?
What was his name?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
The best friend of Chung-Sung who got that bitch
killed?
Oh, that's a great question.
It started with a G, it was notGuan Yu.
That's a fucking God in smite,fucking Guan Yu.
It's something like that, guangSu or something like that Is it
(45:13):
Dae-Soo no, no.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Dae Su, no, no.
Dae Su is the other guy, dae Suis the big guy, it's not Chung
Song.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
No, it was like Guang Su or something, I don't know.
It was Chung Song's best friend, but he's shuffling in the
field at night and she's like oh, oh, oh, hey.
Hey, it's me, chung Song's mom.
After everything you saw goingup to that, no part of you is
thinking yeah, he's definitely azombie.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah there's somebody , something's wrong here.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
You gotta admit, man, she was a fucking idiot.
She was.
I knew she was gonna die themoment she crashed that freaking
moped two seconds after she goton it.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
The second yeah, she got on it and immediately
crashed it.
Yeah, I Two seconds after shegot on it.
Yeah, she got on it andimmediately crashed it.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah, I'm like you don't have to wobble that much
while you're just press the gas.
Also, I'd like to point outsomebody asked how long does it
take to feed a cat?
Approximately an hour and ahalf, according to Eric.
That's how long it took for meto watch both episodes.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Okay, Two X speed, hear meow.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Eric will be like I'm gonna go smoke and then he'll
be gone for the rest of the dayit's true.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Okay, I'm really bad at time management.
All right, I get stuck in thatdoom scrolling.
Speaking of animals, do we seeany animals in this series?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
No, not that I can recall.
I can't remember any animalswhatsoever.
Oh no, the fucking hamster, therat.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Oh, the rat.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
But, like no other animals other than that, even in
the city.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
There is a horrifyingly racist joke in here
somewhere.
One of my critiques the nobodyhaving bites or anything on them
.
That's a critique.
Another critique is brother, ifyou're flying around with the
(47:07):
drone and there is a chickcrying because her parents are
dead in the car, don't stayfocused on the car after she
confirms.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
You're talking about Shut up.
You're talking about episode 5.
That's episode 4.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
That's episode 4.
No, that's not.
No, that's not.
That is that's episode 4.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
No, it is not yes it is Don't get the drone until
episode 5.
You're ahead again.
Prove it, this guy.
It's literally, literally rollthe film, prove it.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Can't get him to watch the movie, and then you
can't get him to shut up aboutgetting too far in a show.
Yep oh, we're gonna prove it,because it's the next one we're
gonna watch the next episodewhen we bring this up.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah, okay, but like, why the hell are we going from
like 5 to 12?
Like are we doing three parts?
Yes, we talked about thisbefore we did not talk about
three parts before.
I thought we were doing twoparts all right.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
You had some critiques, alex, I did I the one
of the, the, I wouldn't say nobites.
I think the lack of consistencythat some of these zombies were
so horrifyingly disgusting,like the one that stared in the
girl's face after he was bitingon her, and then he just stopped
well, and then, like she hadnothing, there were so many who
(48:18):
were just completely dismantledwho had nothing the girl who was
being bitten all over okay, soI don't think they're rotting I
think they're just getting eaten, and that's how they are, as
there's no, no and that's what Imean is you're looking at, you
look at some of them, right?
Don't focus on on that onezombie, that one girl.
There were some of them whowere completely ripped apart,
(48:42):
and then some of them who werebarely touched at all, which
clearly like uh I think his namewas uh, uh, not so young uh sun
ju I I wish I could rememberhis name.
But their friend, their friendwho the girl infected, he was.
He had nothing on him becausehe was infected by that girl.
(49:03):
She, she sabotaged him, so noneof the zombies were after him.
He never got.
He never got bit, if you will.
So some of them had varyingdegrees.
I'm okay with that.
But when you look in thehallways, when they're running
around, and you see the state ofmost of them and they're so
massively ripped apart, and thenthe girl with we saw them all
(49:26):
converging on top of her andthey're all biting on her and
yet nothing was wrong with herso okay, I wouldn't go that far,
I wouldn't say nothing's wrongwith her.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
But also we got to acknowledge that clearly the
virus is not acting normallywith her.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
It kind of enhanced her in a way think, yeah, think
about she was smashing I'm okaywith that, but how did she get
infected in the first place?
Okay, you're saying it's thevirus.
Yes, right, how did she get thevirus?
The bites Okay, how manyzombies were biting her?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Well, I agree.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
There was like a dozen of them on her.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Then it depends on like, if like, how long does it
take for like people to turn?
It's usually like fucking quick, right.
Like people to turn?
It's usually like fucking quickright.
So modified virus, mutatedvirus, it'll probably spread
faster.
They probably realize that it'slike you know, we're gonna see
this later on.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
We're gonna see what happened here.
She's like the first of many.
Yeah, the fact of the matter is, is that like I'm okay with it
if they had like one of thezombies come up, bite her and
gets up and is, like you know,staring at her like oddly, and
then walks away and none of theother zombies are interested.
But you showed us like a half adozen zombies on top of her,
(50:45):
all biting her and what.
But what were they doing?
It's like I gotta be honestbiting if because there was no
damage.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
I gotta be honest, I just don't care, that does not
bother me because she's a maincharacter inconsistency so she's
a main character, so they'renot going to make her so
horribly mangled and disfiguredthat she can't do anything.
Why?
Also zombie movie because she,she drives the plot in some way,
so they had to make sure shecould still fucking walk okay,
that's.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
That's going to lose consistency when you see mullet
dude later.
But my immediate.
You gotta go back and look atjust that one scene.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Maybe there was just some kinky ass zombies.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
My beef is that they were all biting on her.
And then they stop.
She gets up and they get a shotof her back and there's like a
couple of blood spots on hershirt, her white shirt.
When did they show her back?
When she was walking into theoffice?
Oh, I don't remember that.
She leaned up against the wall.
She sat there.
The one got in her face andthen got up and walked away and
(51:44):
then she sat there just kind oflooking at them.
Then she stood up and shewalked in.
She continued into the officewhen she was walking in.
The camera gets her back andwas walking in.
The camera gets her back andthat's what I'm looking.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
I'm like what?
What did they bite?
Like they were all on her back,but there was no damage done to
her back.
Her shirt was perfectly intact.
I think it boils down to likethis shit did not have like a
super high budget she had tonsof bites on her.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Now I agree they weren't as bad as they should
have been, but she had tons ofbites.
You're acting like she wascompletely clean.
She was completely clean.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
No, go rewatch.
She had tons of bites, for allof them being on top of her like
that, she easily had 12 biteson her.
All of them no way.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Easily Just look at.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Springfield, ohio.
Man, they're eating the dogs,they're eating the cats.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Oh, I'm ready to end this episode.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
At this point, jesus Christ, genuinely that it's down
to budget.
I could not care less.
I don't care, it's just down tobudget.
I think that they really like.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
I don't think it even had to do with budget.
I just don't think they cared,because it really I don't care.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
That doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
That doesn't really bother me at all.
Yeah, I don't know, thatdoesn't really bother me at all
uh, any other gripes, I don'tknow.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Alex seems to be really bothered by koreans.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
It's a little sus, why don't you?
Speaker 1 (53:03):
give your warning that you're black.
Warning I'm black.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
I also have a korean aunt.
Her name is sue.
She's very sweetie pie.
She used to have birds.
They died.
They're still in her freezer,but technically I'm korean by
proxy, so warning, warning I'mkorean no, I'm sorry they're
(53:29):
like I don't know what the fuckthis guy is what is he um?
Speaker 2 (53:32):
the way that this whole last, like five minutes is
getting cut is crazy well then,I have a.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I have a humorous little goof here.
I didn't notice this.
There is an english misspellingon the fireman jacket.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
It's embroidered ems rescue r-e-s-q-u-e instead of of
R-E-S-C-U-E.
That's correct English.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
I don't see anything wrong with that I mean, yeah,
I'm not going to judge them atall because English is stupid,
because the fact that there is aword called Q and it has four
completely unnecessary lettersin it is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh and, by the way, tj, one of your points in
several previous episodes comesback to haunt us in this one.
Another inconsistency would bewhen it comes to infection If
his name is Jung-Soo.
If Jung-Soo can become infectedand turn by having zombie blood
dabbed onto his minor scratch,then the rest would have been
(54:30):
infected by blood droplets intomouths eyes, etc.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
That is one I did want to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
I cause I was watching it with Eric I'm like
is that even going to turn him?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
Cause, like so many shows don't show that, like
blood can do that, but yeah,this one did uh, 28 days later,
showed that it can, and that wasthe one that was the most
unforgiving about it.
And showed that it can, andthat was the one that was the
most unforgiving about it, and II do think blood in the mouth
and and the eyes and and suchwould be a a problem that you
would have to deal with.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
I feel like blood in the mouth isn't as bad as like
blood in the eyes or like nose,I feel you think your stomach
acid would destroy the virus no,I don't think so, I know.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
No, I do, I do think you're right.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
I think it's more so the infection going into your
lungs than into your stomachyeah, so if you're well, I'm
thinking on it.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
I'm thinking it's way easier for for blood to get
into your bloodstream by othermeans rather than your mouth,
because your mouth you can justspit it out, right, but never
enters your bloodstream by othermeans rather than your mouth,
because your mouth, you can justspit it out, right, it never
enters your bloodstream, lungs,that's, you know,
cardiorespiratory system.
That goes to your blood,straight into your blood.
So if you aspirate it, so ifyou breathe it in, yes, and
blood can become like a mist Ifit gets in your mouth exactly.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
So if you get it in, your mouth and you are inhaling
it Well?
Speaker 1 (55:51):
I mean, I think, odds Like if you get it in your
mouth and you start spitting outright away.
Maybe you're lucky.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
That's what I'm saying.
I think odds of infection arepretty high, but I don't think
it's guaranteed if you get alittle in your mouth.
If it like gushes blood in yourmouth, you're screwed.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
That's the point we're making is, specifically in
this movie, as easy as takingit off of the broom handle onto
a handkerchief and touching thehandkerchief onto a minor
scratch.
If it was that easy to turn,then minor droplets in your
mouth or in your nose or in youreyes would turn you.
Speaker 3 (56:22):
High key.
Catch me in the zombieapocalypse with a super soaker
full of zombie blood.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
That seems very counterproductive.
You're doing what the bad guydid in the kitchen, where you're
just creating more zombies togo after you.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
You can hold people at fucking gunpoint.
With that.
You'll be easier to kill ifyou're a zombie, Ami.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
That's kind of similar to the soundtrack in A
Quiet.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Place Part 2.
Yeah, I can blow back on you.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Or it's like yeah, you could turn me into a zombie,
but then I'm a zombie.
Yeah, true so I don't know umall right.
Well, I think we're coming uptowards the end of our time here
.
Any last minute thoughts on thefirst four episodes of All of
Us Are Dead.
Speaker 3 (57:12):
What was the gang?
signs you were giving me theaudience can't see it, so it
didn't happen.
Eric, you're breaking theimmersion.
My last thoughts on this showare that I am excited for the
next episodes.
I am also deeply enraged bythat dumb bitch rubbing the
(57:33):
goddamn blood on him justbecause he's poor.
I am poor.
I feel attacked, um.
I would also like to say thatbro's mom was a dumb ass.
I don't know why, um, we didn'teven get to.
Um, what is he like?
A cop?
I don't, I can't.
I can't remember the one dudewho ended up finding the baby.
I don't know why he took theone guy with him.
(57:55):
That one guy is fucking stupid.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
You are again talking about the fifth episode.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
No, because it happens in the fourth.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
That specifically happens in the fourth, no the
baby has not been discovered byanybody by the end of the fourth
episode.
You are again talking about thefifth episode.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
Okay, but hear me out .
I don't know their names.
I can only describe what'shappening.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Oh, so you don't know their names, so you don't
remember what happened in whatepisode.
How does that correlate?
Speaker 3 (58:24):
I don't know their names, so how else am I going to
describe them than what theyhave done Genius.
Speaker 2 (58:30):
This guy cannot Alright.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Eric, your nose is stupid, your mustache is dumb,
your eyebrows are fucking large.
You, you scrawny little hoe,fuck your goose shirt.
I don't give a fuck aboutpoints.
We're gonna end up watchingthis shit anyways.
It don't even matter who winsthe points, don't matter.
Your hair is dumb, fix it.
Get a mullet or something beatsfucking.
You know more like better withyour hair.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
Cuts my guy because it no so, after everything you
just said, the thing thatoffended me the most was the
attack on my silly goose sweater, and because of that you have
lost an infinite amount ofpoints your microphone's stupid.
Speaker 3 (59:14):
Those headphones on the desk are dumb.
Is that an ashtray in?
Your room, but they can stillhear me though.
They can still hear me though.
Is that an ashtray?
It looks like a hollowed outcoconut, Just like your fucking
forehead.
You big domed mother, what thefuck?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
is that even supposed to mean?
Speaker 2 (59:35):
It looks like a hollowed out tree stump.
It just holds my guitar picks.
We're getting off topic.
Well, I'm going to announce awinner here.
I think somebody got off topic.
Speaker 3 (59:43):
Make sure to check us out on all of our socials and
stuff.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
If you don't shut the fuck up, alex, you won this
episode, no shit.
Speaker 3 (59:50):
Sherlock, you didn't need to announce that.
I think it's pretty blatant andhe's already muted in the edit
so do you know what I'm gonna dojust for tj?
Speaker 1 (59:59):
we're obviously gonna watch this.
You know what we're gonna watch?
We're gonna watch a bunch offucking werewolf movies yes, yes
, let's fucking go, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Werewolf movies are the shit, dude, let's fucking go
.
I'm so fucking hyped for thatdude.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I thought you were about to be like just for that,
we're going to watch episodes 9through 12.
And I thought that would havebeen pretty funny.
All right, Well, I forgot I wasthe host for a second.
Yeah, make sure to check us outon all of our socials, you can
find us.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Do you have a winner speech?
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yes, shut up.
Do you have a winner speech?
Yes, yeah, the winning circlefeels a little empty when
there's no competition becauseTJ's just making a fool of
himself.
I'm a Wade.
I'm lonely over here becauseI'm so far ahead of TJ.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
I mean, I won the last one.
I understand your pain, youunderstand, I understand your
pain.
You know just always being atthe top, it's just it's lonely
up here.
It gets so lonely.
Tj, your loser speech.
I would like to say that none ofAnyways, thank you to our
survivors for listening to thisepisode.
(01:01:10):
So you can check us out onInstagram, on Facebook and on
tiktok at will you survive thepodcast?
Uh, you can email us at theboys at.
Will you survive the podcastcom?
That's t-h-e-b-o-y-s at.
Will you survive the podcastcom?
Our twitter is alex and ericw-i-s.
(01:01:32):
Our Twitter is Alex and EricWIS, we go on Trump-filled rants
on there.
Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Have fun with that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
No, that's on Truth Social Our.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Truth Social.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
We try to appease the liberals on Twitter.
This has been the Will youSurvive podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
If you watched the last episode, it was the Gepardy
dude.
Tell me that wasn't like thebest episode, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
That's true, Actually , go check out the first episode
your favorite host brother.
Go check out the previousepisode of Will you Survive, the
podcast which was Gepardy, andwith that, stay alive.
Thank you.
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