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Barry, I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Don't be such a baby.
I cooked you some bacon.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I ate it already.
I could smell it in your purse,and now it's gone and I hate
everything and Holly, just walkup to the mic and meow really
loudly for eight minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yep, she'll do it.
Good morning, it's 6.07.
Halfway through the week.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's mayor.
That's what my daughter woulddo.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
She would meow like that.
No, she would.
She would 75 to high today.
How about this?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I didn't even wear a jacket.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Beautiful day.
It's cold, it's freezing insome spots 32 in Fort Payne, 33
in Gadsden but for whateverreason we're the warm spot 41.
I'm not sure why.
I guess it's because of theheat that your personality just
emits.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's me.
Yeah, it is, it's me.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So please bear with Holly.
She's a little tired from goingin overtime for pickleball last
night.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, we did it two days in a row.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I know your body's saying what's going on with this
.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, I got on the scale today because I was like,
ooh, I bet I've lost, yep.
And I said no, I have gained.
No, yeah.
And I Googled it and it saidthat it's normal.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I was telling you that I'm no expert on working
out, by no means.
But I've had friends who'vetaught and been teachers and
they say sometimes when youbegin something new, you begin
breaking down like old.
I don't know, they try toexplain it, but you're going to
gain, or maybe stay steady forthe first few days.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Because you're building up new muscles and this
and this.
I thought that's just a poorexcuse to keep letting you be my
trainer, because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What you're doing is not working.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
But no, let me tell you I don't have a trainer, by
the way.
There's nothing to train here.
Oh, I'm just, I'm just here,hopeless cause.
I'm just a hopeless cause, I'mjust going day by day.
There's no need to train thisyeah yeah, I've had training
enough back when I was in highschool with coaches and they
were hard enough yeah, I feellike it's probably my muscles
(02:39):
are swollen.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Can your muscles?
Get swollen I.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I think they can it feels like it.
My leg muscles are.
I'm so sore.
Yeah, pickle balls.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I know I was walking down my porch this morning and I
had to go one, two, three Likeslowly Steps are hard.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Baby steps yeah, they are.
Whether you're going up or down, they're hard.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Sitting down, sitting down, yeah, pretty much
anything I do right now is hard.
I know my back is even sorefrom like twisting because I
started doing this.
Like I'm going to call it theslayer serve.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Whoa.
Now I'll be honest.
You did get really good towardsthe end of the last game.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, I almost passed out.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's true, you did had to sit down.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I had to sit down.
I didn't eat a good lunch and Iwas like, hmm, I'm about to
throw up.
Yeah, and then I started seeingthe sparklers.
Yeah, and then I started, myears started ringing.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh.
And I was like I'm going topass out in front of God and
everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
That would be embarrassing to know that you
passed out playing pickleball.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I know Because, but you passed out playing
pickleball.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I know Because 85 plus age women, men do this.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
They could kick your butt, yeah, they could, and that
was so frustrating.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But anyway, I didn't eat.
I hadn't had anything to eat atthat point, just a protein
shake, and Ariel had their son's, their little bitty toddler's
snacks.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You took his snacks from him and sat down and had
snacks.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Well, we kind of cheersed it up and had snacks
together.
He had a Fruit Roll-Up.
I had a chocolate oat bar.
It was a good time I opened itfor him gave it to him.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I was like so what's up?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What's?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
up with school.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
What's going on at daycare?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Scary conversation.
Did you take a nap today?
Yeah, he says what's wrong withyou.
Did you poop?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, it was so cute, but anyway I felt better.
After that I got back on thecourt and dominated.
She really did yeah.
And then when we were leaving Idon't think Reese is two yet
Not- yet I think she he stillwon.
And he said bye Holly.
And I said, oh my gosh, that isso cute.
And he looked at you and saidbye Holly.
(04:49):
He thought everybody was Molly.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Everybody that's not his mom and daddy are Holly,
it's so cute.
But it was fun and today'sgoing to be a good pickleball
day.
But you're taking the day off.
I am too.
I've got to take the day off orI probably will die, Because
we've got stuff to do today.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, I might fall out today for real.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
We have a lot of stuff going on here at the
station.
We really do.
We're working on a lot of stuffbecause we're less than three
weeks away from our St Juderadio time.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Can't wait.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Which is three weeks from yesterday.
We'll tell you more about that.
We've got concert tickets.
We're getting ready for the.
If you like to fish, your dadlikes to fish.
Oh yeah, legally he can'tparticipate in the contest, but
he can still catch a fish and wecan post it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What if he puts his name as an alter ego, like Garth
Brooks did that one time?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, if we catch him , he'll have to go to jail.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh, jail, straight to jail, straight to jail if you
cheat on the contest Dang man?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, no, but seriously, the Big Catch Fishing
Contest starts next week.
So if you like to fish, you'vegot a picture.
If you like to fish and youdon't have a picture, next time
you catch something, take apicture.
It's not based on size, andthis one size does not matter.
It does not Any size fish.
It could be a whale, could be agoldfish, whatever you catch.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Take a picture and you have a chance to win a $50
gift card.
We'll be doing that every week,starting next week.
We'll be in late.
Send us your pictures.
We've got our St Patrick's Daycontest coming up the pot of
gold and we'll give you moredetails on this.
We had a big adventure hereyesterday by putting our pickles
in the gold toilet.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And we made braylon count them brayden did it yeah
braylon, brayden, braylon goesmy church brayden, count them
he's a great intern.
He is, he is.
He doesn't ask a lot ofquestions.
Nope, we all went out therelike grandfather style or good
father, whatever that.
What is that called?
Yeah, the soprano fathergodfather, yeah, whatever, what
(06:42):
kind of father that is it waslike we're to give him an
ultimatum.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, we sat down.
Count the pickles or you'refired.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, he just said okay.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So we're going to have that starting soon.
You'll get to guess how manypickles.
Why pickles?
We had to have something green,had to be green because St
Patrick's Day, so we put thesein our toilet.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's weird putting these in a toilet.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Scott Chambers says that this toilet looks
absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Looks like the Jolly Green Giant had diarrhea.
Had a giant poop yeah, so thepictures are coming.
Soon You'll have a chance toguess how many pickles there are
, and the prizes keep growing.
I think we're now close to $300worth of prizes to give away.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That turned up since yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It did, so we'll tell you about that.
Plus, I did mention OldDominion concert tickets.
Just a couple of days left towin those.
We'll be giving those awayduring the show.
And there's a second way youcan win with our Facebook page.
We'll tell you about that.
Speaking of Facebook, getonline, go to our Facebook Live
this morning and guess our what?
The Blank puzzle.
We have puzzles, as you can seeon camera.
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We're here and it's an eventand it's four words.
You guess what the answer is.
If you get it right, then yourname goes into the drawing for
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prizes.
So a lot of things going ontoday.
How do you know Other things?
We only have three days left inthis month, then it's over.
Wow, today's the 26th.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And then you know what?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's my birthday month.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, because you're only 32 days away officially
from your birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Which I'm not excited about the number this year.
I'm feeling a little bit down,oh yeah, but I'm a little bit
down, oh yeah, but I'm excitedthat it's my birthday and I'm
just going to pretend like it'sthe best birthday ever.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But it's kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, at the moment we have you nothing, but we'll
work on this.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I want a cake.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We got some used pickles.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
No, I don't.
I had one of those picklesyesterday.
They were soggy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, that's all we got right now?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
no, I do.
I really do want us to have alittle birthday.
What kind of cake do you want?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
ice cream, okay ice cream cake with the gravel.
Oh oh, I know what you'resaying.
Like very clean.
Does it have a really good one?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
yeah, that's what I want.
Yeah, well, today is nationaltell a fairy tale day I love
fairy tales.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Did you used to read these to your kids when they
were little?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh yeah, or maybe you still do.
Yeah, I make mine up too.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I do too, do you?
The kids used to want me too,because they knew mine were
weird.
Yeah, mine were weird too, likelittle Bo Peep and her sheep.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What happened to them ?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
The one was Mary had a little lamb.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I can't really get in .
Mary had a little lamb and tiedit to the heater.
Every time it turned around itburned its little.
I learned that when I waslittle, so they would the kids
love that that's awful, I'msorry.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So why are fairy tales so ominous Like?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Little Red Riding Hood.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Like here's this little girl and we're having so
much fun.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
And the big bad wolf ate grandma.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And then the big bad wolf was in grandma's bed
because he savagely ate.
The grandmother Swallowed her,yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And then the three little pigs that wolf was trying
to blow their house down.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, they were trying to eat all them pigs and
get some bacon.
Yeah, those were bizarre.
They're all they're all likecanceling gretel is considered
affairs.
That's really weird what aboutthe old lady that lives in a
shoe?
Yeah, something like that.
I don't know I always picturedthat fairy tales are weird, but
they date back to 1000 bc, whoa,I know.
Back then the first fairy talewas written the Smith and the
(10:24):
Devil.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I've never heard of that Smith and the.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Devil I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Who's the Smith, which Smith?
There's tons of Smiths, I don'tknow Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Kids' favorite fairy tales of all time are number
five Cinderella.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, so you don't think of that as a fairy tale,
but it is.
It is.
They just took that and turnedit into a movie, number four,
hansel and Gretel.
That one always was bizarre, Iwas always scared.
Yeah, if I saw anybody wholooked like a witch and she
tried to give me candy, I'd sayno, you're not going to get me
in your house and eat me woman.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yep, that's all it takes.
Hey, you want some candy?
You want a little bite of thispeppermint stick?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, fruit roll up.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh yeah, see, I could have got Reese yesterday,
couldn't?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
have see.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I had a fruit roll up .
He wanted it Could have ranwith him.
Yeah, Number three the uglyduckling.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That one's pretty good.
I guess it teaches you a goodstory.
They don't base things on looks.
It does have a good moral to it.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, it does.
Jamie Talley said there's somuch that I want to say about
these fairy tales.
I'm trying to be good and Barryisn't helping Jamie.
Facebook comments are free game.
You can say whatever you wantto.
I'm trying to help Jamie.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
We would love to hear it.
I'm just pointing out like thepoor Humpty Dumpty sat on the
wall.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, he cracked all wide open.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Why was the egg sitting up there in the first
place?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I don't know why would you put something so
fragile up on a?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
wall and in today's world, if an egg is that big,
imagine what it would bring atthe grocery store.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Humpty babe, Did nobody tell you You're fragile.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, I'm pushing you off that wall and taking you
home.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, and then he cracked open for a minute, but
then all the king's horses got,they couldn't, they couldn't put
them back together oh they,that's right they tried they
tried, but they couldn't becausethey cracked them.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I mean, their military must have been really
terrible back in those days youthink they carried super glue on
hand, or at least gorilla glue,or at least uh, yeah, egg glue
yeah, egg glue yeah, okay that'show the cooler was started no,
it's not no egg glue egg glue.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Number two Jack and the beanstalk.
That was weird.
It was weird.
You go and you get these beansand then you plant them and then
you crawl up this Jack.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I did that once.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, you did what was up at the top.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, tonight they used to pay it.
When Mama feed us, likeblack-eyed peas or something, I
didn't like it.
I had, I'd plant them and thinkI'm going to get a black-eyed
pea tall beanstalk, did youreally?
I did?
You planted your beans, I did.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
How old?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
were you Just last year?
Okay, no, I was little, but Iread that I thought I can do
this.
Nothing ever came of it.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Britt has a good point.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Humpty Dumpty never says it's an egg Whoa that is
true.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It never says.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We just.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
What was it then I?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
don't know, humpty Duck, I think it was like a
rapper, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Maybe Wasn't there essentially a Humpty song.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
There's a flavor of flavor, the Humpty Hump.
Oh yeah, I do the Humpty Hump.
See yeah, maybe it was thenumber one most popular fairy
tale of all time is Little RedRiding Hood.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Do you agree?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Probably Everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Little Red Riding Hood.
There's a ton to choose fromwhen you look at them, because
even I didn't realize Beauty andthe Beast is really considered
a fairy tale.
Yeah, turned into a movie.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
You mentioned Cinderella.
Snow White would be one.
There's tons of Rumpelstiltskin, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Tons of rumpled stilt skin.
Yeah, it's just always weirdhow, like, there's always these
evil stepmothers, stepsisters,yeah, or the dad always dies,
the mom always dies.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I mean, did you know that the original Beauty Sleepy
got assaulted in her sleep?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
The what the Beauty Sleepy.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
The beauty sleepy, the sleeping beauty.
Oh, I didn't know what you were.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I think you are sleepy.
I think you're one of the sevendoors.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I am, I'm sleepy the door, I'm doping.
I got my Red Bull gone, butyeah, she got assaulted in the
original one.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It was a children's book.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Whoa, that's awful, it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's horrible.
Are you making this up?
No, that's terrible I swear,I'm not making it up.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That is awful, I know that's horrible, probably a
giant egg fell on her.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Horrible, horrible.
Here's a little something extra.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Keith Urban has been selected as the Road, by the way
, is from Taylor Sheridan, hisfirst reality show, his first
reality show.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's a new CBS singing competition.
Musicians showcase their skillsin live performances.
They go across Texas, Tennessee, Oklahoma.
In the series, participantswill serve as the opening act
for Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's how they got Keith Urban Interview.
I saw this last night.
The only reason he chose to dothis show.
He says the real way to find anup-and-coming singer is to put
them in a live setting and seehow they can perform on stage.
That's crazy, not just sing infront of three judges, or sing
with four chairs.
Put them on stage in front of acrowd and see how they act.
(15:20):
Then that's how you can findthe real up-and-coming
performers.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, he's got a good point.
That's very true, and the showwill wrap up the series finale
at the Ramen love the Ramen inNashville on April 2nd.
That'll be fun to watch, Ithink I'll watch that one.
Yeah, that'll be fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
There's a Keith Urban involved and Taylor Sheridan
Probably, I don't know.
If you fail, he may take.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I mean, it's possible .
Speaker 1 (15:47):
With him.
He may have a rep.
Come on the stage and just dragyou off kicking and screaming.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And make a good fairy tale?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, it sure would.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Okay, and then I've got one PSA, something to
announce.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh, what you got.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I would like to tell the person that lost the iPhone
16 outside of the dollar storeyesterday please stop calling my
new phone.
I'm not going to pick up.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't blame you, finders, keepers.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's mine now.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Finders, keepers.
I'm always here, Just kidding.
I've got like a 12.
Yeah, 623.
Mornings with.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Barry and Holly here on Alabama's country giant WQSB.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Other things going on .
We've got, by the way, we'vegot your chance to win Old
Dominion tickets.
Somebody messaged and asked doyou have more tickets?
Yes, we do have tickets today,tomorrow and Friday.
And then there's the other wayfor our Facebook page right.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, you can go to our Facebook page and find the
pinned post.
There's two of them.
Comment on both of them, andit's that easy all right.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
So what else is going on?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
a colombian man has been caught trying to smuggle
eight thousand dollars worth ofcocaine under a wig like a
toupee, I guess.
Yeah, probably so yeah thedrugs were discovered by a
police officer after the 40 yearold attempted to board a plane
to Amsterdam.
He was headed to the red lightdistrict with that powder.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You think he was walking in, maybe head itching,
scrunching because he's gotcocaine right on his head.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I mean, if I had 8,000, I don't know how much
8,000 will buy you in cocaine,but sticking it under a wig I
feel like.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You would think it's going to make his head itch.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
They think if you've got really bad cooties or bad
dandruff lice or there'sprobably cocaine under your hair
, Well, you have to go throughthe scanner.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, I bet they.
Just why do they not thinkthese things?
Is it because they're on drugs?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
And they've been convinced by whoever's One of
them To be the drug mule.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, it's safe man.
Oh, you can do this, you can doit.
I do it all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You either put it in your pants or Inside of yourself
, or under your hair.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You can put it up, or you can put it up, put it down.
Yeah, you can put it up, youcan insert or you can put it
under.
Under which one would yourather?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
do, since you have your little hair, sir, we're
going to go with the old badtoupee.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, somebody.
At some point, some securityguard had to be like sir, I'm
going to have to remove yourhair.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Because you've been scratching your head nonstop for
the past 10 minutes standing inline.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
And also we see bags under the scanner that you're
hiding something.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
They go through your hair.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I know you haven't had that happen because you're a
male.
Yeah, my mom and I, when we fly, we both wrap our hair up, like
I'll wrap my hair up in a bunand they'll make me take it down
and like go through it.
They have before I don't know,something gets flagged um
through the body thing.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I guess you're like.
I dream of jenny hair.
They think it could be fake andyou're hiding drugs in your
hair yes, my mother wears like abun.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, and they make they feel all throughout her
hair I did.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I know that that, oh yeah.
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I don't know, it's just a thing, okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
No wonder she likes to fly.
Oh she gets free head massage.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
She does, yeah.
Researchers in China discoveredthat Mars may have been home to
sandy vacation-style beaches.
Yep.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Oh, so they're saying that Mars at one time had
beaches on the planet of Mars,vacation style.
I'll be darned.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yep, they used a radar from a rover.
Scientists discovered ancientbeach deposits on the red planet
.
Oh, these images point to Marshaving a coastline and an ocean
about 3 billion years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
That's where that water splashing was coming from.
Yeah, down from Mars.
Yeah, it was coming from Mars.
Where was the water?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
coming from Only when that water splashing was coming
from.
Yeah, down from Mars.
Yeah, it was coming from Mars.
Where did water come from?
Only 3 billion years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, 3 billion Billion years ago.
How do they know?
3 billion years ago?
Or is there like a receipt leftthere that said oh, so-and-so
went to Jack's 3 billion yearsago?
Like a Walgreens receipt yeah,those are always.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Bacon, egg Cheese biscuits.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, researchers also found some things that they
feel prove that it was used asa vacation beach, like number
one.
They found a bikini top andbottom.
Oh well, I wonder what happenedto her.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Maybe she liked to dip.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Some of these aliens were hanging out there Well, I
do mean hanging out because ofher top and bottom Makes you
wonder.
Are they how many?
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Like a cat, Maybe Like six tops.
That is what a male wouldfantasize.
Yes, the more, the betterNumber two Half cat, half alien.
Number two a can of Red Bull.
Oh, they found a can of RedBull up there.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well, it's obvious in this, a tourist spot, we're
picturing like Panama City Beach, sort of on Mars.
What are we picturing here?
Like Miami Beach, yeah, howwild are we getting.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Spring break in Panama City, they found an empty
Corona bottle with a cigaretteinside.
Yeah, people always use theirbeer bottles as cigarette butt
holders and a fireball.
Whiskey Little shots offireball whiskey.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
A shot glass.
What else did they find?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
A big Johnson t-shirt Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Well, they must have an Alvin's Island nearby then.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
There was an Alvin's Island souvenir shop dated back
to 3 billion years ago.
What BC would that be?
3?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
billion BC?
I don't know.
It would be like I don't know.
So they're saying that Mars hada beach at one time and it was
a tourist attraction.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah.
I mean, that's what they say,but I'm like you Probably some
taffy.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's about some taffy too, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
No, that's more mountains.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, I mean saltwater taffy.
No, you're right, yeahsaltwater taffy.
Yeah, some shark teeth Possibly.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Souvenir shark teeth.
What is it Like a?
Little hermit crabs that youcan One of those umbrellas where
the beach guys go, and girlstoo go by and put the umbrellas
up and say It'd be $2,000.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
How ripped those beach guys are.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah that's why I used to be one.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I figured that must be like a really strenuous job.
I bet it is because you'refighting sand literally all day.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
But you only do something twice a day.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
No, they don't just sit there, they do all kinds of
stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, occasionally if somebody new comes and sits
down, you've got to go put theirumbrella up and slam in the
sand.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, sets down.
You've got to go put theirumbrella up and slam in the sand
.
Yeah, but they're alwaysworking.
They're like busy little bees.
Listen, if you can fantasizeabout aliens having six ways to
feed a baby.
Then I can fantasize about astrong-muscled beach man.
Which one is more realistic?
The beach man Because they justhave proof.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
China just found proof on Mars that it was a
beach.
They probably found other stuff, like one the beach man.
No, because they just haveproof.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
China just found proof on Mars that it was a
beach.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well, they probably found other stuff like one
sandal, one flip-flop Oneflip-flop.
Yeah, what was Jimmy Buffett?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Copper tone yeah A shaker.
Maybe we're the shaker of salt.
We found the lost shaker ofsalt, we found it.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I'll be darned.
They found it.
Found it, it's on Mars.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yep 635.
Barry and Holly on Alabama'scountry giant WQSB.
What's going on?
Pile of stories.
Moana 2, you're telling me it'scoming to streaming to TV very
soon.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yep, it's going to be streaming on Disney Plus on
March 12th.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's a very good movie.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's cute.
Yeah, this is so sad.
Matthew Perry received 27 dosesof ketamine in his final days.
A new documentary claimsleading to his fatal overdose in
October 2023.
Wow, the good thing is thatthere's going to be somebody
that has to pay for this.
Five individuals, includingdoctors and his assistant, have
(23:51):
been charged over his death.
Good yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's awful, so 27 doses 27 doses of ketamine.
That blows my mind 27.
How is he able to even functionas?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
long as he did.
Yeah, I was about to say hedidn't.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But then when he got into the pool, it's when it was
just too much.
It overcame him.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I think he just passed out in the pool.
That it's one that was just toomuch.
It overcame him.
I think he just passed out inthe pool.
That is awful.
Okay, this is horrible.
A new upcoming live-actionBarney movie is in the works.
Why do we need this?
We don't.
Nobody wants this.
Who's out there like, yeah,live-action Barney, yay.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Back in the day, when the kids were little, they
would like it.
I'd turn it on.
That's one of those shows likewhat is the show today when your
kids are little, that you said?
I can't wait until they getolder and quit watching the show
.
Cocoa Melon, cocoa Melon, oh mygosh, barney was the Cocoa
Melon of its time.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, yeah, mm-mm,worse, no.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I don't think anything can out-Cocoa Cocomelon
.
That's the worst show everwritten in history.
The kids love it.
Horrible.
Now they have Miss Rachel.
I don't know about Miss Rachel.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I've never seen that one.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, my girls are a little bit older.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
But Barney was so annoying so they're doing a live
action movie.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I would watch Barney on a 24 to 48 hour binge, then
watch one hour of Cocoa Melon.
I would Really I'll play withthat dinosaur all day long.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah Well, will you go see the live action movie?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
No, but here's some possible scenarios.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
So what's it going to be about?
Do we know?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
No, we don't know the plot's the secret.
They don't know they don't evenknow.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You need some Barney music.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah.
I need some, there we go Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Same thing.
I think this is fitting forthis.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Let me take a sip while we let this play.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, so picture the giant purple dinosaur on the big
screen.
This is Barney in the movie.
This is what we think they maybe giving us.
I think they may use othermovies and put Barney into these
movies.
Other movies and put Barneyinto these movies.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Barney is a bloodthirsty dinosaur killing
everything in his path inJurassic Barney.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Jurassic Barney Mm-hmm Could be.
I could see him in therebattling a velociraptor.
He's a dinosaur, right.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, he is some kind of dinosaur.
Dinosaur Barney will replaceBruce Willis in a new Die Hard
movie.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
He will fight the bad guys and try to save the day
and it will be called BarneyHard.
Wow, you may get a totallydifferent audience going to
watch that.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I would have thought Die Barney, but that's probably
sending the wrong message.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
So he's going to have no shoes on, he's going to be
Yippee-ki-yay.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yippee-ki-yay dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Then he'll teach you how to spell Yippee-ki-yay.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Barney will come back from the dead as a ghost.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh no, we need some more scary music.
Hold on, hurry, if I'm a scaryman, here we go, we're running
out of time, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Barney will come back from the dead as a ghost to
help a family in need.
As Barney Juice Say BarneyJuice three times.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Barney Juice, Barney Juice, Barney Juice.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
She just popped up.
Oh, there he is.
Oh my goodness, oh no, Go tocommercial.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
So I'm not picturing him as Beetlejuice.
There's no way.
Don't do that to Barney.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
This is just weird.
It's going to be weird.
Barney is a dinosaur thatdoesn't need a movie.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Maybe like a 10-minute TV streaming movie,
but not a big screen movie.
Please don't.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Kick him out.
Yeah, lucas, don't even playhim, don't even play it, don't
play it I don't want to see it.
Yeah, I don't even want to seeit on the poster.
Everybody knows how I feelabout live action movies.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
They're horrible.
You don't like them.
Barney Barney will be in thenew Terrorfire 4 movie.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I could see that.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Again, Tart the Clown .
Speaker 2 (27:42):
What are those called ?
What is it called when they gorogue Barney?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
goes rogue.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, exactly See, tigger wasout for blood.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, blood and honey .
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Blood and honey, yeah , yeah, mickey Mouse would do it
yeah, mickey Mouse, yeah, whatif that's the new storyline?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
for.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Barney.
What if you're like oh kids,let's go see Barney.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Barney goes wild.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh, and he lifts his shirt.
He lifts his shirt, he's gotsix bikinis on Possibly.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
yeah, bikini tops, bikini talk that's way too much
there.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
yeah, we're moving on mornings with barry and hall
here on alabama's country giantwqsb and did you did.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I already know about that.
Yeah well, I'm mad again.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, rachel, wouldn't let us go no it was not
.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
No, no, it was not in the cards this year.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I'm kidding but no, but that was that that the video
has gone viral.
They were at the.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Uh the rhyming oh yeah, and they had like a church
service it burst it burst outinto like worship, like, oh
really yeah, with jelly roll andbrandon lake at crs, that's
awesome that's such a good songI know hmm yeah, man, that's
good stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Rachel's thirsty this morning rachel's got two.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, no, that's normal she has two drinks.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
yeah, she has water.
Yep, I mean that's normal shehas two drinks.
Yeah, this is normal.
She probably has water.
Yep, I mean that's why she'scopying you now?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
No, she's not copying me.
This is what girls do.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Don't give me that face.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Girls do.
This is what girls do yes.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
She's got her Coke soda, something sparkly, bubbly,
yeah, and wet the bed.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
We don't wet the bed, but we keep our kidneys
functioning well.
We're going to ask Rachel aboutthis TikTok.
Yeah, that's what I want tobring her in for All right.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Come on man.
This story should be a crimeCome on man.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh, they're mixed.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
How do trends become trends on TikTok?
Who thinks of this?
I don't know.
I'm going to try this and then,all of a sudden, next thing you
know, there's a million viewseverybody's doing.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Everybody's doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
They don't stop and think about this could hurt me,
this could kill me, but theysaid, well, it's on tiktok, I
got to do it.
One video is doing this is 3.8million views.
Here's a new thing, rachel, thenew tiktok trend.
Doctors are saying, do not dothis.
People are taking items andthey're dropping them from about
their shoulder high onto theirfoot to see what kind of pain
(29:56):
level it causes.
Then they rate the pain.
Then people are loving thesevideos.
One video had 3.8 million views.
The guy dropped a toaster, thenan air fryer, then a computer
monitor onto his foot and thenwas in so much pain had to go to
the hospital.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
People loved it and then was in so much pain had to
go to the hospital.
People loved it.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
People loved it.
No, wow, people loved itbecause they thought it was
funny watching him scream inpain and jump around the room,
and that's how the trend started.
Now there's people droppinganything from a vacuum cleaner,
a glass jug, a wooden table.
They're thinking of things todrop on their foot so they can
video it and then rate the painon how much pain it caused.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And see how many?
Views.
They can get.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, I bet that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
It's clickbait to see how many people can view your
stuff, Because if you have over10,000 followers, you get paid
so much per view on a video.
So you've got to do somethingthat stands out.
So you've got to do somethingthat stands out Like 2016, 2017,
it used to be makeup.
Watching people do makeup onvideos.
That was like they would showyou how to do the coolest stuff.
(31:03):
And now it's like I guess ourappetite has become harder to
satisfy because we have becomeuh, what's that word?
Um?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
but they're bored and they want something.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
They're bored yeah, to beat the last video.
Yeah, what?
However, you say that I have alittle bit of a lisp.
I can't say that desynthesize,we've come numb to it.
Yeah, like it's got to be moreof a shock value, bigger of a
shock value to it.
It's got to be more of a shockvalue, bigger of a shock value.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You dropped something on your foot before, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, it hurts, I'm not going to do it again, I'm
not going to do it on purpose,even for views.
Even if I got $100 off a videoI don't want, I'll pass on the
$100.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I mean, look at this, the air fryer that would hurt.
Imagine would hurt on your foot.
I have an air fryer toaster onyour toes or your top, that top
bone on the top of your foot.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
That would hurt so bad.
I'd like to know how manypeople have broken their foot.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yes, I mean, these kids had to go to mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I hurt my foot doc, we got another one.
How did?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
you do it in from the tiktok challenge did you know,
hashtag drop things on my feetyou know the kid lied to
beginning with to mom and dad onhow it happened.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Until then, the video .
They got a hold of the videoand said you told me that you
was playing basketball.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
They're like Chad.
We saw your video on TikTok.
It's gone viral.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
You dropped your baby sister on your foot.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yes, With a loaded diaper that weighed her down
five pounds heavier, whileholding the dog we that weighed
her down five pounds heavierWhile holding the dog.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
We know now how you did it.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, what is this?
Chad?
Show us this proof.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
You dropped Dad's fireball whiskey bottle on your
foot, oh God, you took the wholeCrown Royal bottle.
Hashtag drop things on my feet.
If you're not out of the car.
Yet don't do this't drop onyour feet.
You can break your bone.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
You can break your foot.
Well, there's a lot of goodchallenge out there not a good
challenge y'all.
Remember the chubby bunnychallenge no you would take.
Um, the kids, don't do this, donot do this.
It was chubby bunny.
You would take a bag ofmarshmallows and you would stuff
.
You'd start stuffing them inyour mouth and once you got to
Chubby Bunny, where you couldn'tsay that anymore, that was your
(33:20):
limit.
People were choking and dyingon this.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
They really were.
I remember this now.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
And you would spit them all out and count how many
you had, and you would try to bethe one to have the most
marshmallows in your mouth.
But they would get lodged inthe throat and there's no way to
get it up, because your mouthwas impacted with marshmallows,
so there's no way to get it out.
So people choked and died.
Where do they come up withthese challenges?
(33:47):
I don't know.
All we're saying is if yourfriends jump off a bridge, don't
jump off the trending bridgewith them.
That's true.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Let them go.
Let them go on their own.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You can say no.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
All right, just saying that.
Don't go back in your officeand drop stuff on your foot,
rachel.
Do not do it.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
All right, I'm going to try.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
One of your 12 drinks .
Don't drop them, all right?
Thanks, rachel.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Bye, alabama's country giant WQSB, so serious.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
He just made Allstate this morning, allstate
pickleball.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Will has tricks up his sleeve, allstate pickleball
Two years in a row.
I hear you, but he knows how tospin that ball and do like a
little backspin on it, and hewas doing that at my ankles
yesterday.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
And he pushed me down , he pushed you down, full
contact.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
He said he at my ankles yesterday and he pushed
me down.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
He pushed you down.
He's full contact.
He said he's pulling it over.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
You were on the same team.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I know it's what was weird.
That is weird.
Come on in Will.
Good morning, no, but seriouslyWill good pickleball player.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, he's very good.
Yeah, he's good, I try, I try.
Ariel is very good.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Ariel is good.
She could get those ones thatwent over my head.
I'm too short for it, man,y'all are all tall.
I'm out here just fighting formy life.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
She loves the high balls.
She does good on those.
She smacks them hard too.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
There's a couple times when Ariel and Will were
going at it with the volley slapwhere I was like whoa, mom and
dad are mad man calling.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Oh my gosh, but they did exactly well, she comes from
a volleyball background, sowhen it's above her head, she's
yeah coming down with a hammeryeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I tried to volleyball dig it last night.
I tried to kick it up with myfoot to hit it.
You can't do that.
Isn't it not called kickball?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
No, but it's fun, though.
I highly recommend it.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
It is so much fun they have courts down there at
Guntersville close to theCivitan Park.
Do they have parks at SandMountain?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
No, they have it marked out indoors and then also
inside at Boaz.
Now at the Boaz High Schooltennis courts they have the
lines down but you have to bringyour own net.
Oh boo, b-y-o-n, wow Boo.
And there's another place downthere in Rainbow City, just off
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of Highway 77.
They have a city park overthere in Rainbow City.
They off of Highway 77, theyhave City Park over there in
Rainbow City.
They have really nice onesright there.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
That's where we'll go when we feel more experienced.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
When I can get my serve down.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
When there's others near close to us who are playing
.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
When we feel confident that we can whip some
tail.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Luckily, some of the other couples who have come down
joining us are as bad as we are.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
No, did you see the ones beside us yesterday?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, we could kill them.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
He had a shirt on that said Alabama.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Tennis we could beat his butt no, and he knows it.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I didn't see him miss one single ball.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Well, I trash talked him and he went home.
He left.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
So you're getting pushed over by Will and you're
projecting it on anotherstranger?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay, because he was smaller than me.
Well, yeah, yeah, all right,it's time for Knowledge Nuggets.
What have you got today?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
California is going to become the first state to ban
sell-by dates on food items,with the idea aimed at combating
food waste.
I hate that idea.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I have to have those.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I also do no-transcript.
I also do, Like when you do themilk test.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
I feel like that that might be a problem in the
future, especially with likesickness and stuff.
Yeah, as far as peopleconsuming food that may be
rotted.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
What does that mean for restaurants?
They can just keep it in thefreezer.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
I guess so, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
For years, until it's ordered.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Right, because I mean the processed foods.
You know, those go out.
Fruits and vegetables go out.
So it's like I think it's goingto cause a lot of sickness.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
What about the outbreak right now of listeria
with supplemental shakes?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
It sounds like the health ratings are trying to get
around that, because when theycome in to check your food,
sometimes they'll say so-and-sowas out of date.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
If.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
California does this, they won't be able to say that
restaurant had this food out ofdate.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
And I'm surprised it's California, because they
are the most strict on healthcodes.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I don't know, do you go by the dates a lot on the
stuff you buy?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
100%.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Now my mother doesn't , my 100%.
Now my mother doesn't.
My mom is like ah, okay, thatsays January 3rd, it's February
26th, we've got about 3 moredays.
Go ahead and eat it and I'mlike mama, how do you know?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
anytime you get fruits.
Now it's like a first 48.
You gotta get it consumed bythe first 48 hours, which is
actually a good thing, though,because that I'll tell you why I
bought strawberries from.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Could I call them out ?
No a big chain store.
Yeah, there you go.
It was one more oh and theywere waxy.
Okay, they had like a coatingon them.
When I washed them off formayor they I was like this is
weird, they lasted, lastedthrough the week onto the next
weekend.
I go to Food City and theystart breaking down within just
(39:00):
a couple of days of opening thecontainer.
And that tells me that theydon't have preservatives on them
, that they're fresh they'regood.
So I don't know it's weird.
But yeah, I go by the dates.
I feel more comfortable, likeyogurt, I look at the date on my
yogurt.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Some foods you can tell.
Like black milk, like milk yeahyou can tell by the smell on it
if it's good or bad, unlessit's buttermilk, then I have no
clue.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
I guess it starts smelling good after a week, I
don't know, but you won't beable to find out till after you
purchase it.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh, that's true yeah, true, because you can't smell
it can't smell it.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Can't smell it before you buy it.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
The top on the milk and the can't smell it Can't
smell it.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Can't smell it before you buy it.
Popping the top on the milkCan't do it.
Nope, cottage cheese comes out.
Ew, that's nasty.
Look, mama, I got buttermilk.
Touchscreens in restaurants areconsidered the germiest areas
in restaurants, even abovebathrooms.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I think they mean like, say, like a lot of the
fast food places.
Now they want you to order offthe kiosk.
Think about it.
I have never thought about this.
Think of how many times theyclean that.
Probably none.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Maybe it's not, they might wipe it down at night.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
But people walk in from the street.
They haven't been in thebathroom to wash their hands yet
.
They walk over there and beginordering.
You don't know where theirhands have been you don't know
the kiosk.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
I want to tell my order to somebody because it's
just like the phone screen yougo through six different menus
to get to where you need.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
By that time you're like I just want one gordita
crunch.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
I don't want to have to go through all these tap, tap
, taps.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
No.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I guess some people think it's faster, but is it Not
really?
I don't know if it's faster,but is it Not?
Speaker 4 (40:35):
really.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I don't know if it is .
Speaker 4 (40:36):
And it's also eliminated face-to-face
conversation.
It sure has.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
And I'm going to tell you, I worked from home for
five years and sometimes I wouldgo out to eat just to have
company, like just to have thecompany of the waitress or the
bartender, and I do.
I sit at the bar when I go bymyself, because you have
somebody to talk to, I wouldn'torder drinks.
I wouldn't drink alcohol.
I just wanted somebody close tome that I could talk to, and
(41:01):
I'd always leave them a good tip.
So I think it's important forpeople like me.
There's millions, thousands,hundreds of people out there
that we know, that don't have alot of human contact.
Don't limit it, except whenyou're calling for like charter
or to pay a hospital bill.
Give me the automated stuff onthat yeah an average office
(41:24):
snack gives you 480 calories.
That's just the average caloriecount.
Okay, you would have to do thefollowing to burn off those
calories.
Number one walk for 157 minutes.
Ooh, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
That's over two hours .
That's two hours and a half,yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Number two ballroom dance for 132 minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Number three run real fast for 29 minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Can't do that.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
What are people eating for 500 calories?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
What's an average?
I't do that.
What are people eating for 500calories?
What's an average?
I don't know what would it beMine's 70 back there.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
One donut, Not one donut Out of the three.
Which one would y'all prefer todo Pickleball.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
I'd walk, yeah, pickleball, but I'm not walking
for two hours and a half.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
That's a whole movie.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Like a long movie it is.
I would do the ballroom dancing, would you?
I would definitely do theballroom dancing.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
That only cuts 20 minutes out.
I think that would be more fun.
I think you'd get more.
Yeah, I'd definitely be moreactive.
The last one I would do wouldbe run fast the ballroom dance.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
you've got to have somebody else who's looking
really weird out there justdancing by yourself.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
You could do it by yourself.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
It'll look kind of strange with your arm.
You know doing that.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I've learned all kinds of things you can do by
yourself.
Ballroom dancing is one of them.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Okay, I want to see a video.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
You just you know.
You just put your hand aroundthe waist.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Well, a blow-up doll don't count.
Oh, ooh.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Sometimes, that's all you have.
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Barry, I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Don't be such a baby.
I cooked you some bacon.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I ate it already.
I could smell it in your purse,and now it's gone and I hate
everything and Holly, just walkup to the mic and meow really
loudly for eight minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yep, she'll do it.
Good morning, it's 6.07.
Halfway through the week.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's mayor.
That's what my daughter woulddo.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
She would meow like that.
No, she would.
She would 75 to high today.
How about this?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I didn't even wear a jacket.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Beautiful day.
It's cold, it's freezing insome spots 32 in Fort Payne, 33
in Gadsden but for whateverreason we're the warm spot 41.
I'm not sure why.
I guess it's because of theheat that your personality just
emits.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's me.
Yeah, it is, it's me.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So please bear with Holly.
She's a little tired from goingin overtime for pickleball last
night.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, we did it two days in a row.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I know your body's saying what's going on with this
.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, I got on the scale today because I was like,
ooh, I bet I've lost, yep.
And I said no, I have gained.
No, yeah.
And I Googled it and it saidthat it's normal.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I was telling you that I'm no expert on working
out, by no means.
But I've had friends who'vetaught and been teachers and
they say sometimes when youbegin something new, you begin
breaking down like old.
I don't know, they try toexplain it, but you're going to
gain, or maybe stay steady forthe first few days.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Because you're building up new muscles and this
and this.
I thought that's just a poorexcuse to keep letting you be my
trainer, because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What you're doing is not working.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
But no, let me tell you I don't have a trainer, by
the way.
There's nothing to train here.
Oh, I'm just, I'm just here,hopeless cause.
I'm just a hopeless cause, I'mjust going day by day.
There's no need to train thisyeah yeah, I've had training
enough back when I was in highschool with coaches and they
were hard enough yeah, I feellike it's probably my muscles
(02:39):
are swollen.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Can your muscles?
Get swollen I.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I think they can it feels like it.
My leg muscles are.
I'm so sore.
Yeah, pickle balls.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I know I was walking down my porch this morning and I
had to go one, two, three Likeslowly Steps are hard.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Baby steps yeah, they are.
Whether you're going up or down, they're hard.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Sitting down, sitting down, yeah, pretty much
anything I do right now is hard.
I know my back is even sorefrom like twisting because I
started doing this.
Like I'm going to call it theslayer serve.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Whoa.
Now I'll be honest.
You did get really good towardsthe end of the last game.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, I almost passed out.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's true, you did had to sit down.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I had to sit down.
I didn't eat a good lunch and Iwas like, hmm, I'm about to
throw up.
Yeah, and then I started seeingthe sparklers.
Yeah, and then I started, myears started ringing.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh.
And I was like I'm going topass out in front of God and
everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
That would be embarrassing to know that you
passed out playing pickleball.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I know Because, but you passed out playing
pickleball.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I know Because 85 plus age women, men do this.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
They could kick your butt, yeah, they could, and that
was so frustrating.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But anyway, I didn't eat.
I hadn't had anything to eat atthat point, just a protein
shake, and Ariel had their son's, their little bitty toddler's
snacks.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You took his snacks from him and sat down and had
snacks.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Well, we kind of cheersed it up and had snacks
together.
He had a Fruit Roll-Up.
I had a chocolate oat bar.
It was a good time I opened itfor him gave it to him.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I was like so what's up?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What's?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
up with school.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
What's going on at daycare?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Scary conversation.
Did you take a nap today?
Yeah, he says what's wrong withyou.
Did you poop?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, it was so cute, but anyway I felt better.
After that I got back on thecourt and dominated.
She really did yeah.
And then when we were leaving Idon't think Reese is two yet
Not- yet I think she he stillwon.
And he said bye Holly.
And I said, oh my gosh, that isso cute.
And he looked at you and saidbye Holly.
(04:49):
He thought everybody was Molly.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Everybody that's not his mom and daddy are Holly,
it's so cute.
But it was fun and today'sgoing to be a good pickleball
day.
But you're taking the day off.
I am too.
I've got to take the day off orI probably will die, Because
we've got stuff to do today.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, I might fall out today for real.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
We have a lot of stuff going on here at the
station.
We really do.
We're working on a lot of stuffbecause we're less than three
weeks away from our St Juderadio time.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Can't wait.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Which is three weeks from yesterday.
We'll tell you more about that.
We've got concert tickets.
We're getting ready for the.
If you like to fish, your dadlikes to fish.
Oh yeah, legally he can'tparticipate in the contest, but
he can still catch a fish and wecan post it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What if he puts his name as an alter ego, like Garth
Brooks did that one time?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, if we catch him , he'll have to go to jail.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh, jail, straight to jail, straight to jail if you
cheat on the contest Dang man?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, no, but seriously, the Big Catch Fishing
Contest starts next week.
So if you like to fish, you'vegot a picture.
If you like to fish and youdon't have a picture, next time
you catch something, take apicture.
It's not based on size, andthis one size does not matter.
It does not Any size fish.
It could be a whale, could be agoldfish, whatever you catch.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Take a picture and you have a chance to win a $50
gift card.
We'll be doing that every week,starting next week.
We'll be in late.
Send us your pictures.
We've got our St Patrick's Daycontest coming up the pot of
gold and we'll give you moredetails on this.
We had a big adventure hereyesterday by putting our pickles
in the gold toilet.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And we made braylon count them brayden did it yeah
braylon, brayden, braylon goesmy church brayden, count them
he's a great intern.
He is, he is.
He doesn't ask a lot ofquestions.
Nope, we all went out therelike grandfather style or good
father, whatever that.
What is that called?
Yeah, the soprano fathergodfather, yeah, whatever, what
(06:42):
kind of father that is it waslike we're to give him an
ultimatum.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, we sat down.
Count the pickles or you'refired.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, he just said okay.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So we're going to have that starting soon.
You'll get to guess how manypickles.
Why pickles?
We had to have something green,had to be green because St
Patrick's Day, so we put thesein our toilet.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's weird putting these in a toilet.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Scott Chambers says that this toilet looks
absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Looks like the Jolly Green Giant had diarrhea.
Had a giant poop yeah, so thepictures are coming.
Soon You'll have a chance toguess how many pickles there are
, and the prizes keep growing.
I think we're now close to $300worth of prizes to give away.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That turned up since yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It did, so we'll tell you about that.
Plus, I did mention OldDominion concert tickets.
Just a couple of days left towin those.
We'll be giving those awayduring the show.
And there's a second way youcan win with our Facebook page.
We'll tell you about that.
Speaking of Facebook, getonline, go to our Facebook Live
this morning and guess our what?
The Blank puzzle.
We have puzzles, as you can seeon camera.
(07:46):
You can see the studios.
We're here and it's an eventand it's four words.
You guess what the answer is.
If you get it right, then yourname goes into the drawing for
the first hourly winner, whenyou could win $50 worth of great
prizes.
So a lot of things going ontoday.
How do you know Other things?
We only have three days left inthis month, then it's over.
Wow, today's the 26th.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And then you know what?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's my birthday month.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, because you're only 32 days away officially
from your birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Which I'm not excited about the number this year.
I'm feeling a little bit down,oh yeah, but I'm a little bit
down, oh yeah, but I'm excitedthat it's my birthday and I'm
just going to pretend like it'sthe best birthday ever.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But it's kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, at the moment we have you nothing, but we'll
work on this.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I want a cake.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We got some used pickles.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
No, I don't.
I had one of those picklesyesterday.
They were soggy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, that's all we got right now?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
no, I do.
I really do want us to have alittle birthday.
What kind of cake do you want?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
ice cream, okay ice cream cake with the gravel.
Oh oh, I know what you'resaying.
Like very clean.
Does it have a really good one?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
yeah, that's what I want.
Yeah, well, today is nationaltell a fairy tale day I love
fairy tales.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Did you used to read these to your kids when they
were little?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh yeah, or maybe you still do.
Yeah, I make mine up too.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I do too, do you?
The kids used to want me too,because they knew mine were
weird.
Yeah, mine were weird too, likelittle Bo Peep and her sheep.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What happened to them ?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
The one was Mary had a little lamb.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I can't really get in .
Mary had a little lamb and tiedit to the heater.
Every time it turned around itburned its little.
I learned that when I waslittle, so they would the kids
love that that's awful, I'msorry.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So why are fairy tales so ominous Like?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Little Red Riding Hood.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Like here's this little girl and we're having so
much fun.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
And the big bad wolf ate grandma.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And then the big bad wolf was in grandma's bed
because he savagely ate.
The grandmother Swallowed her,yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And then the three little pigs that wolf was trying
to blow their house down.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, they were trying to eat all them pigs and
get some bacon.
Yeah, those were bizarre.
They're all they're all likecanceling gretel is considered
affairs.
That's really weird what aboutthe old lady that lives in a
shoe?
Yeah, something like that.
I don't know I always picturedthat fairy tales are weird, but
they date back to 1000 bc, whoa,I know.
Back then the first fairy talewas written the Smith and the
(10:24):
Devil.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I've never heard of that Smith and the.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Devil I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Who's the Smith, which Smith?
There's tons of Smiths, I don'tknow Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Kids' favorite fairy tales of all time are number
five Cinderella.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, so you don't think of that as a fairy tale,
but it is.
It is.
They just took that and turnedit into a movie, number four,
hansel and Gretel.
That one always was bizarre, Iwas always scared.
Yeah, if I saw anybody wholooked like a witch and she
tried to give me candy, I'd sayno, you're not going to get me
in your house and eat me woman.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yep, that's all it takes.
Hey, you want some candy?
You want a little bite of thispeppermint stick?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, fruit roll up.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh yeah, see, I could have got Reese yesterday,
couldn't?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
have see.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I had a fruit roll up .
He wanted it Could have ranwith him.
Yeah, Number three the uglyduckling.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That one's pretty good.
I guess it teaches you a goodstory.
They don't base things on looks.
It does have a good moral to it.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, it does.
Jamie Talley said there's somuch that I want to say about
these fairy tales.
I'm trying to be good and Barryisn't helping Jamie.
Facebook comments are free game.
You can say whatever you wantto.
I'm trying to help Jamie.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
We would love to hear it.
I'm just pointing out like thepoor Humpty Dumpty sat on the
wall.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, he cracked all wide open.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Why was the egg sitting up there in the first
place?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I don't know why would you put something so
fragile up on a?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
wall and in today's world, if an egg is that big,
imagine what it would bring atthe grocery store.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Humpty babe, Did nobody tell you You're fragile.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, I'm pushing you off that wall and taking you
home.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, and then he cracked open for a minute, but
then all the king's horses got,they couldn't, they couldn't put
them back together oh they,that's right they tried they
tried, but they couldn't becausethey cracked them.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I mean, their military must have been really
terrible back in those days youthink they carried super glue on
hand, or at least gorilla glue,or at least uh, yeah, egg glue
yeah, egg glue yeah, okay that'show the cooler was started no,
it's not no egg glue egg glue.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Number two Jack and the beanstalk.
That was weird.
It was weird.
You go and you get these beansand then you plant them and then
you crawl up this Jack.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I did that once.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, you did what was up at the top.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, tonight they used to pay it.
When Mama feed us, likeblack-eyed peas or something, I
didn't like it.
I had, I'd plant them and thinkI'm going to get a black-eyed
pea tall beanstalk, did youreally?
I did?
You planted your beans, I did.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
How old?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
were you Just last year?
Okay, no, I was little, but Iread that I thought I can do
this.
Nothing ever came of it.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Britt has a good point.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Humpty Dumpty never says it's an egg Whoa that is
true.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It never says.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We just.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
What was it then I?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
don't know, humpty Duck, I think it was like a
rapper, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Maybe Wasn't there essentially a Humpty song.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
There's a flavor of flavor, the Humpty Hump.
Oh yeah, I do the Humpty Hump.
See yeah, maybe it was thenumber one most popular fairy
tale of all time is Little RedRiding Hood.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Do you agree?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Probably Everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Little Red Riding Hood.
There's a ton to choose fromwhen you look at them, because
even I didn't realize Beauty andthe Beast is really considered
a fairy tale.
Yeah, turned into a movie.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
You mentioned Cinderella.
Snow White would be one.
There's tons of Rumpelstiltskin, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Tons of rumpled stilt skin.
Yeah, it's just always weirdhow, like, there's always these
evil stepmothers, stepsisters,yeah, or the dad always dies,
the mom always dies.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I mean, did you know that the original Beauty Sleepy
got assaulted in her sleep?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
The what the Beauty Sleepy.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
The beauty sleepy, the sleeping beauty.
Oh, I didn't know what you were.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I think you are sleepy.
I think you're one of the sevendoors.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I am, I'm sleepy the door, I'm doping.
I got my Red Bull gone, butyeah, she got assaulted in the
original one.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It was a children's book.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Whoa, that's awful, it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's horrible.
Are you making this up?
No, that's terrible I swear,I'm not making it up.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That is awful, I know that's horrible, probably a
giant egg fell on her.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Horrible, horrible.
Here's a little something extra.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Keith Urban has been selected as the Road, by the way
, is from Taylor Sheridan, hisfirst reality show, his first
reality show.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's a new CBS singing competition.
Musicians showcase their skillsin live performances.
They go across Texas, Tennessee, Oklahoma.
In the series, participantswill serve as the opening act
for Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's how they got Keith Urban Interview.
I saw this last night.
The only reason he chose to dothis show.
He says the real way to find anup-and-coming singer is to put
them in a live setting and seehow they can perform on stage.
That's crazy, not just sing infront of three judges, or sing
with four chairs.
Put them on stage in front of acrowd and see how they act.
(15:20):
Then that's how you can findthe real up-and-coming
performers.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, he's got a good point.
That's very true, and the showwill wrap up the series finale
at the Ramen love the Ramen inNashville on April 2nd.
That'll be fun to watch, Ithink I'll watch that one.
Yeah, that'll be fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
There's a Keith Urban involved and Taylor Sheridan
Probably, I don't know.
If you fail, he may take.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I mean, it's possible .
Speaker 1 (15:47):
With him.
He may have a rep.
Come on the stage and just dragyou off kicking and screaming.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And make a good fairy tale?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, it sure would.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Okay, and then I've got one PSA, something to
announce.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh, what you got.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I would like to tell the person that lost the iPhone
16 outside of the dollar storeyesterday please stop calling my
new phone.
I'm not going to pick up.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't blame you, finders, keepers.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's mine now.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Finders, keepers.
I'm always here, Just kidding.
I've got like a 12.
Yeah, 623.
Mornings with.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Barry and Holly here on Alabama's country giant WQSB.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Other things going on .
We've got, by the way, we'vegot your chance to win Old
Dominion tickets.
Somebody messaged and asked doyou have more tickets?
Yes, we do have tickets today,tomorrow and Friday.
And then there's the other wayfor our Facebook page right.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, you can go to our Facebook page and find the
pinned post.
There's two of them.
Comment on both of them, andit's that easy all right.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
So what else is going on?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
a colombian man has been caught trying to smuggle
eight thousand dollars worth ofcocaine under a wig like a
toupee, I guess.
Yeah, probably so yeah thedrugs were discovered by a
police officer after the 40 yearold attempted to board a plane
to Amsterdam.
He was headed to the red lightdistrict with that powder.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You think he was walking in, maybe head itching,
scrunching because he's gotcocaine right on his head.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I mean, if I had 8,000, I don't know how much
8,000 will buy you in cocaine,but sticking it under a wig I
feel like.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You would think it's going to make his head itch.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
They think if you've got really bad cooties or bad
dandruff lice or there'sprobably cocaine under your hair
, Well, you have to go throughthe scanner.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, I bet they.
Just why do they not thinkthese things?
Is it because they're on drugs?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
And they've been convinced by whoever's One of
them To be the drug mule.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, it's safe man.
Oh, you can do this, you can doit.
I do it all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You either put it in your pants or Inside of yourself
, or under your hair.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You can put it up, or you can put it up, put it down.
Yeah, you can put it up, youcan insert or you can put it
under.
Under which one would yourather?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
do, since you have your little hair, sir, we're
going to go with the old badtoupee.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, somebody.
At some point, some securityguard had to be like sir, I'm
going to have to remove yourhair.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Because you've been scratching your head nonstop for
the past 10 minutes standing inline.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
And also we see bags under the scanner that you're
hiding something.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
They go through your hair.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I know you haven't had that happen because you're a
male.
Yeah, my mom and I, when we fly, we both wrap our hair up, like
I'll wrap my hair up in a bunand they'll make me take it down
and like go through it.
They have before I don't know,something gets flagged um
through the body thing.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I guess you're like.
I dream of jenny hair.
They think it could be fake andyou're hiding drugs in your
hair yes, my mother wears like abun.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, and they make they feel all throughout her
hair I did.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I know that that, oh yeah.
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I don't know, it's just a thing, okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
No wonder she likes to fly.
Oh she gets free head massage.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
She does, yeah.
Researchers in China discoveredthat Mars may have been home to
sandy vacation-style beaches.
Yep.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Oh, so they're saying that Mars at one time had
beaches on the planet of Mars,vacation style.
I'll be darned.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yep, they used a radar from a rover.
Scientists discovered ancientbeach deposits on the red planet
.
Oh, these images point to Marshaving a coastline and an ocean
about 3 billion years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
That's where that water splashing was coming from.
Yeah, down from Mars.
Yeah, it was coming from Mars.
Where was the water?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
coming from Only when that water splashing was coming
from.
Yeah, down from Mars.
Yeah, it was coming from Mars.
Where did water come from?
Only 3 billion years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, 3 billion Billion years ago.
How do they know?
3 billion years ago?
Or is there like a receipt leftthere that said oh, so-and-so
went to Jack's 3 billion yearsago?
Like a Walgreens receipt yeah,those are always.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Bacon, egg Cheese biscuits.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, researchers also found some things that they
feel prove that it was used asa vacation beach, like number
one.
They found a bikini top andbottom.
Oh well, I wonder what happenedto her.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Maybe she liked to dip.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Some of these aliens were hanging out there Well, I
do mean hanging out because ofher top and bottom Makes you
wonder.
Are they how many?
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Like a cat, Maybe Like six tops.
That is what a male wouldfantasize.
Yes, the more, the betterNumber two Half cat, half alien.
Number two a can of Red Bull.
Oh, they found a can of RedBull up there.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well, it's obvious in this, a tourist spot, we're
picturing like Panama City Beach, sort of on Mars.
What are we picturing here?
Like Miami Beach, yeah, howwild are we getting.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Spring break in Panama City, they found an empty
Corona bottle with a cigaretteinside.
Yeah, people always use theirbeer bottles as cigarette butt
holders and a fireball.
Whiskey Little shots offireball whiskey.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
A shot glass.
What else did they find?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
A big Johnson t-shirt Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Well, they must have an Alvin's Island nearby then.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
There was an Alvin's Island souvenir shop dated back
to 3 billion years ago.
What BC would that be?
3?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
billion BC?
I don't know.
It would be like I don't know.
So they're saying that Mars hada beach at one time and it was
a tourist attraction.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah.
I mean, that's what they say,but I'm like you Probably some
taffy.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's about some taffy too, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
No, that's more mountains.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, I mean saltwater taffy.
No, you're right, yeahsaltwater taffy.
Yeah, some shark teeth Possibly.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Souvenir shark teeth.
What is it Like a?
Little hermit crabs that youcan One of those umbrellas where
the beach guys go, and girlstoo go by and put the umbrellas
up and say It'd be $2,000.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
How ripped those beach guys are.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah that's why I used to be one.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I figured that must be like a really strenuous job.
I bet it is because you'refighting sand literally all day.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
But you only do something twice a day.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
No, they don't just sit there, they do all kinds of
stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, occasionally if somebody new comes and sits
down, you've got to go put theirumbrella up and slam in the
sand.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, sets down.
You've got to go put theirumbrella up and slam in the sand
.
Yeah, but they're alwaysworking.
They're like busy little bees.
Listen, if you can fantasizeabout aliens having six ways to
feed a baby.
Then I can fantasize about astrong-muscled beach man.
Which one is more realistic?
The beach man Because they justhave proof.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
China just found proof on Mars that it was a
beach.
They probably found other stuff, like one the beach man.
No, because they just haveproof.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
China just found proof on Mars that it was a
beach.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well, they probably found other stuff like one
sandal, one flip-flop Oneflip-flop.
Yeah, what was Jimmy Buffett?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Copper tone yeah A shaker.
Maybe we're the shaker of salt.
We found the lost shaker ofsalt, we found it.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I'll be darned.
They found it.
Found it, it's on Mars.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yep 635.
Barry and Holly on Alabama'scountry giant WQSB.
What's going on?
Pile of stories.
Moana 2, you're telling me it'scoming to streaming to TV very
soon.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yep, it's going to be streaming on Disney Plus on
March 12th.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's a very good movie.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's cute.
Yeah, this is so sad.
Matthew Perry received 27 dosesof ketamine in his final days.
A new documentary claimsleading to his fatal overdose in
October 2023.
Wow, the good thing is thatthere's going to be somebody
that has to pay for this.
Five individuals, includingdoctors and his assistant, have
(23:51):
been charged over his death.
Good yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's awful, so 27 doses 27 doses of ketamine.
That blows my mind 27.
How is he able to even functionas?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
long as he did.
Yeah, I was about to say hedidn't.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But then when he got into the pool, it's when it was
just too much.
It overcame him.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I think he just passed out in the pool.
That it's one that was just toomuch.
It overcame him.
I think he just passed out inthe pool.
That is awful.
Okay, this is horrible.
A new upcoming live-actionBarney movie is in the works.
Why do we need this?
We don't.
Nobody wants this.
Who's out there like, yeah,live-action Barney, yay.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Back in the day, when the kids were little, they
would like it.
I'd turn it on.
That's one of those shows likewhat is the show today when your
kids are little, that you said?
I can't wait until they getolder and quit watching the show
.
Cocoa Melon, cocoa Melon, oh mygosh, barney was the Cocoa
Melon of its time.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, yeah, mm-mm,worse, no.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I don't think anything can out-Cocoa Cocomelon
.
That's the worst show everwritten in history.
The kids love it.
Horrible.
Now they have Miss Rachel.
I don't know about Miss Rachel.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I've never seen that one.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, my girls are a little bit older.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
But Barney was so annoying so they're doing a live
action movie.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I would watch Barney on a 24 to 48 hour binge, then
watch one hour of Cocoa Melon.
I would Really I'll play withthat dinosaur all day long.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah Well, will you go see the live action movie?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
No, but here's some possible scenarios.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
So what's it going to be about?
Do we know?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
No, we don't know the plot's the secret.
They don't know they don't evenknow.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You need some Barney music.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah.
I need some, there we go Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Same thing.
I think this is fitting forthis.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Let me take a sip while we let this play.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, so picture the giant purple dinosaur on the big
screen.
This is Barney in the movie.
This is what we think they maybe giving us.
I think they may use othermovies and put Barney into these
movies.
Other movies and put Barneyinto these movies.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Barney is a bloodthirsty dinosaur killing
everything in his path inJurassic Barney.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Jurassic Barney Mm-hmm Could be.
I could see him in therebattling a velociraptor.
He's a dinosaur, right.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, he is some kind of dinosaur.
Dinosaur Barney will replaceBruce Willis in a new Die Hard
movie.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
He will fight the bad guys and try to save the day
and it will be called BarneyHard.
Wow, you may get a totallydifferent audience going to
watch that.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I would have thought Die Barney, but that's probably
sending the wrong message.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
So he's going to have no shoes on, he's going to be
Yippee-ki-yay.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yippee-ki-yay dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Then he'll teach you how to spell Yippee-ki-yay.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Barney will come back from the dead as a ghost.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh no, we need some more scary music.
Hold on, hurry, if I'm a scaryman, here we go, we're running
out of time, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Barney will come back from the dead as a ghost to
help a family in need.
As Barney Juice Say BarneyJuice three times.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Barney Juice, Barney Juice, Barney Juice.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
She just popped up.
Oh, there he is.
Oh my goodness, oh no, Go tocommercial.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
So I'm not picturing him as Beetlejuice.
There's no way.
Don't do that to Barney.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
This is just weird.
It's going to be weird.
Barney is a dinosaur thatdoesn't need a movie.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Maybe like a 10-minute TV streaming movie,
but not a big screen movie.
Please don't.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Kick him out.
Yeah, lucas, don't even playhim, don't even play it, don't
play it I don't want to see it.
Yeah, I don't even want to seeit on the poster.
Everybody knows how I feelabout live action movies.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
They're horrible.
You don't like them.
Barney Barney will be in thenew Terrorfire 4 movie.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I could see that.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Again, Tart the Clown .
Speaker 2 (27:42):
What are those called ?
What is it called when they gorogue Barney?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
goes rogue.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, exactly See, tigger wasout for blood.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, blood and honey .
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Blood and honey, yeah , yeah, mickey Mouse would do it
yeah, mickey Mouse, yeah, whatif that's the new storyline?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
for.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Barney.
What if you're like oh kids,let's go see Barney.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Barney goes wild.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh, and he lifts his shirt.
He lifts his shirt, he's gotsix bikinis on Possibly.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
yeah, bikini tops, bikini talk that's way too much
there.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
yeah, we're moving on mornings with barry and hall
here on alabama's country giantwqsb and did you did.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I already know about that.
Yeah well, I'm mad again.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, rachel, wouldn't let us go no it was not
.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
No, no, it was not in the cards this year.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I'm kidding but no, but that was that that the video
has gone viral.
They were at the.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Uh the rhyming oh yeah, and they had like a church
service it burst it burst outinto like worship, like, oh
really yeah, with jelly roll andbrandon lake at crs, that's
awesome that's such a good songI know hmm yeah, man, that's
good stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Rachel's thirsty this morning rachel's got two.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, no, that's normal she has two drinks.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
yeah, she has water.
Yep, I mean that's normal shehas two drinks.
Yeah, this is normal.
She probably has water.
Yep, I mean that's why she'scopying you now?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
No, she's not copying me.
This is what girls do.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Don't give me that face.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Girls do.
This is what girls do yes.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
She's got her Coke soda, something sparkly, bubbly,
yeah, and wet the bed.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
We don't wet the bed, but we keep our kidneys
functioning well.
We're going to ask Rachel aboutthis TikTok.
Yeah, that's what I want tobring her in for All right.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Come on man.
This story should be a crimeCome on man.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh, they're mixed.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
How do trends become trends on TikTok?
Who thinks of this?
I don't know.
I'm going to try this and then,all of a sudden, next thing you
know, there's a million viewseverybody's doing.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Everybody's doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
They don't stop and think about this could hurt me,
this could kill me, but theysaid, well, it's on tiktok, I
got to do it.
One video is doing this is 3.8million views.
Here's a new thing, rachel, thenew tiktok trend.
Doctors are saying, do not dothis.
People are taking items andthey're dropping them from about
their shoulder high onto theirfoot to see what kind of pain
(29:56):
level it causes.
Then they rate the pain.
Then people are loving thesevideos.
One video had 3.8 million views.
The guy dropped a toaster, thenan air fryer, then a computer
monitor onto his foot and thenwas in so much pain had to go to
the hospital.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
People loved it and then was in so much pain had to
go to the hospital.
People loved it.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
People loved it.
No, wow, people loved itbecause they thought it was
funny watching him scream inpain and jump around the room,
and that's how the trend started.
Now there's people droppinganything from a vacuum cleaner,
a glass jug, a wooden table.
They're thinking of things todrop on their foot so they can
video it and then rate the painon how much pain it caused.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And see how many?
Views.
They can get.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, I bet that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
It's clickbait to see how many people can view your
stuff, Because if you have over10,000 followers, you get paid
so much per view on a video.
So you've got to do somethingthat stands out.
So you've got to do somethingthat stands out Like 2016, 2017,
it used to be makeup.
Watching people do makeup onvideos.
That was like they would showyou how to do the coolest stuff.
(31:03):
And now it's like I guess ourappetite has become harder to
satisfy because we have becomeuh, what's that word?
Um?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
but they're bored and they want something.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
They're bored yeah, to beat the last video.
Yeah, what?
However, you say that I have alittle bit of a lisp.
I can't say that desynthesize,we've come numb to it.
Yeah, like it's got to be moreof a shock value, bigger of a
shock value to it.
It's got to be more of a shockvalue, bigger of a shock value.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You dropped something on your foot before, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, it hurts, I'm not going to do it again, I'm
not going to do it on purpose,even for views.
Even if I got $100 off a videoI don't want, I'll pass on the
$100.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I mean, look at this, the air fryer that would hurt.
Imagine would hurt on your foot.
I have an air fryer toaster onyour toes or your top, that top
bone on the top of your foot.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
That would hurt so bad.
I'd like to know how manypeople have broken their foot.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yes, I mean, these kids had to go to mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I hurt my foot doc, we got another one.
How did?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
you do it in from the tiktok challenge did you know,
hashtag drop things on my feetyou know the kid lied to
beginning with to mom and dad onhow it happened.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Until then, the video .
They got a hold of the videoand said you told me that you
was playing basketball.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
They're like Chad.
We saw your video on TikTok.
It's gone viral.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
You dropped your baby sister on your foot.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yes, With a loaded diaper that weighed her down
five pounds heavier, whileholding the dog we that weighed
her down five pounds heavierWhile holding the dog.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
We know now how you did it.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, what is this?
Chad?
Show us this proof.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
You dropped Dad's fireball whiskey bottle on your
foot, oh God, you took the wholeCrown Royal bottle.
Hashtag drop things on my feet.
If you're not out of the car.
Yet don't do this't drop onyour feet.
You can break your bone.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
You can break your foot.
Well, there's a lot of goodchallenge out there not a good
challenge y'all.
Remember the chubby bunnychallenge no you would take.
Um, the kids, don't do this, donot do this.
It was chubby bunny.
You would take a bag ofmarshmallows and you would stuff
.
You'd start stuffing them inyour mouth and once you got to
Chubby Bunny, where you couldn'tsay that anymore, that was your
(33:20):
limit.
People were choking and dyingon this.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
They really were.
I remember this now.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
And you would spit them all out and count how many
you had, and you would try to bethe one to have the most
marshmallows in your mouth.
But they would get lodged inthe throat and there's no way to
get it up, because your mouthwas impacted with marshmallows,
so there's no way to get it out.
So people choked and died.
Where do they come up withthese challenges?
(33:47):
I don't know.
All we're saying is if yourfriends jump off a bridge, don't
jump off the trending bridgewith them.
That's true.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Let them go.
Let them go on their own.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You can say no.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
All right, just saying that.
Don't go back in your officeand drop stuff on your foot,
rachel.
Do not do it.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
All right, I'm going to try.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
One of your 12 drinks .
Don't drop them, all right?
Thanks, rachel.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Bye, alabama's country giant WQSB, so serious.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
He just made Allstate this morning, allstate
pickleball.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Will has tricks up his sleeve, allstate pickleball
Two years in a row.
I hear you, but he knows how tospin that ball and do like a
little backspin on it, and hewas doing that at my ankles
yesterday.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
And he pushed me down , he pushed you down, full
contact.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
He said he at my ankles yesterday and he pushed
me down.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
He pushed you down.
He's full contact.
He said he's pulling it over.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
You were on the same team.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I know it's what was weird.
That is weird.
Come on in Will.
Good morning, no, but seriouslyWill good pickleball player.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, he's very good.
Yeah, he's good, I try, I try.
Ariel is very good.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Ariel is good.
She could get those ones thatwent over my head.
I'm too short for it, man,y'all are all tall.
I'm out here just fighting formy life.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
She loves the high balls.
She does good on those.
She smacks them hard too.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
There's a couple times when Ariel and Will were
going at it with the volley slapwhere I was like whoa, mom and
dad are mad man calling.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Oh my gosh, but they did exactly well, she comes from
a volleyball background, sowhen it's above her head, she's
yeah coming down with a hammeryeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I tried to volleyball dig it last night.
I tried to kick it up with myfoot to hit it.
You can't do that.
Isn't it not called kickball?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
No, but it's fun, though.
I highly recommend it.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
It is so much fun they have courts down there at
Guntersville close to theCivitan Park.
Do they have parks at SandMountain?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
No, they have it marked out indoors and then also
inside at Boaz.
Now at the Boaz High Schooltennis courts they have the
lines down but you have to bringyour own net.
Oh boo, b-y-o-n, wow Boo.
And there's another place downthere in Rainbow City, just off
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of Highway 77.
They have a city park overthere in Rainbow City.
They off of Highway 77, theyhave City Park over there in
Rainbow City.
They have really nice onesright there.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
That's where we'll go when we feel more experienced.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
When I can get my serve down.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
When there's others near close to us who are playing
.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
When we feel confident that we can whip some
tail.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Luckily, some of the other couples who have come down
joining us are as bad as we are.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
No, did you see the ones beside us yesterday?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, we could kill them.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
He had a shirt on that said Alabama.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Tennis we could beat his butt no, and he knows it.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I didn't see him miss one single ball.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Well, I trash talked him and he went home.
He left.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
So you're getting pushed over by Will and you're
projecting it on anotherstranger?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay, because he was smaller than me.
Well, yeah, yeah, all right,it's time for Knowledge Nuggets.
What have you got today?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
California is going to become the first state to ban
sell-by dates on food items,with the idea aimed at combating
food waste.
I hate that idea.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I have to have those.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I also do no-transcript.
I also do, Like when you do themilk test.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
I feel like that that might be a problem in the
future, especially with likesickness and stuff.
Yeah, as far as peopleconsuming food that may be
rotted.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
What does that mean for restaurants?
They can just keep it in thefreezer.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
I guess so, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
For years, until it's ordered.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Right, because I mean the processed foods.
You know, those go out.
Fruits and vegetables go out.
So it's like I think it's goingto cause a lot of sickness.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
What about the outbreak right now of listeria
with supplemental shakes?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
It sounds like the health ratings are trying to get
around that, because when theycome in to check your food,
sometimes they'll say so-and-sowas out of date.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
If.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
California does this, they won't be able to say that
restaurant had this food out ofdate.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
And I'm surprised it's California, because they
are the most strict on healthcodes.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I don't know, do you go by the dates a lot on the
stuff you buy?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
100%.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Now my mother doesn't , my 100%.
Now my mother doesn't.
My mom is like ah, okay, thatsays January 3rd, it's February
26th, we've got about 3 moredays.
Go ahead and eat it and I'mlike mama, how do you know?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
anytime you get fruits.
Now it's like a first 48.
You gotta get it consumed bythe first 48 hours, which is
actually a good thing, though,because that I'll tell you why I
bought strawberries from.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Could I call them out ?
No a big chain store.
Yeah, there you go.
It was one more oh and theywere waxy.
Okay, they had like a coatingon them.
When I washed them off formayor they I was like this is
weird, they lasted, lastedthrough the week onto the next
weekend.
I go to Food City and theystart breaking down within just
(39:00):
a couple of days of opening thecontainer.
And that tells me that theydon't have preservatives on them
, that they're fresh they'regood.
So I don't know it's weird.
But yeah, I go by the dates.
I feel more comfortable, likeyogurt, I look at the date on my
yogurt.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Some foods you can tell.
Like black milk, like milk yeahyou can tell by the smell on it
if it's good or bad, unlessit's buttermilk, then I have no
clue.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
I guess it starts smelling good after a week, I
don't know, but you won't beable to find out till after you
purchase it.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh, that's true yeah, true, because you can't smell
it can't smell it.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Can't smell it before you buy it.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
The top on the milk and the can't smell it Can't
smell it.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Can't smell it before you buy it.
Popping the top on the milkCan't do it.
Nope, cottage cheese comes out.
Ew, that's nasty.
Look, mama, I got buttermilk.
Touchscreens in restaurants areconsidered the germiest areas
in restaurants, even abovebathrooms.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I think they mean like, say, like a lot of the
fast food places.
Now they want you to order offthe kiosk.
Think about it.
I have never thought about this.
Think of how many times theyclean that.
Probably none.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Maybe it's not, they might wipe it down at night.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
But people walk in from the street.
They haven't been in thebathroom to wash their hands yet
.
They walk over there and beginordering.
You don't know where theirhands have been you don't know
the kiosk.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
I want to tell my order to somebody because it's
just like the phone screen yougo through six different menus
to get to where you need.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
By that time you're like I just want one gordita
crunch.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
I don't want to have to go through all these tap, tap
, taps.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
No.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I guess some people think it's faster, but is it Not
really?
I don't know if it's faster,but is it Not?
Speaker 4 (40:35):
really.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I don't know if it is .
Speaker 4 (40:36):
And it's also eliminated face-to-face
conversation.
It sure has.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
And I'm going to tell you, I worked from home for
five years and sometimes I wouldgo out to eat just to have
company, like just to have thecompany of the waitress or the
bartender, and I do.
I sit at the bar when I go bymyself, because you have
somebody to talk to, I wouldn'torder drinks.
I wouldn't drink alcohol.
I just wanted somebody close tome that I could talk to, and
(41:01):
I'd always leave them a good tip.
So I think it's important forpeople like me.
There's millions, thousands,hundreds of people out there
that we know, that don't have alot of human contact.
Don't limit it, except whenyou're calling for like charter
or to pay a hospital bill.
Give me the automated stuff onthat yeah an average office
(41:24):
snack gives you 480 calories.
That's just the average caloriecount.
Okay, you would have to do thefollowing to burn off those
calories.
Number one walk for 157 minutes.
Ooh, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
That's over two hours .
That's two hours and a half,yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Number two ballroom dance for 132 minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Number three run real fast for 29 minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Can't do that.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
What are people eating for 500 calories?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
What's an average?
I't do that.
What are people eating for 500calories?
What's an average?
I don't know what would it beMine's 70 back there.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
One donut, Not one donut Out of the three.
Which one would y'all prefer todo Pickleball.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
I'd walk, yeah, pickleball, but I'm not walking
for two hours and a half.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
That's a whole movie.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Like a long movie it is.
I would do the ballroom dancing, would you?
I would definitely do theballroom dancing.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
That only cuts 20 minutes out.
I think that would be more fun.
I think you'd get more.
Yeah, I'd definitely be moreactive.
The last one I would do wouldbe run fast the ballroom dance.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
you've got to have somebody else who's looking
really weird out there justdancing by yourself.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
You could do it by yourself.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
It'll look kind of strange with your arm.
You know doing that.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I've learned all kinds of things you can do by
yourself.
Ballroom dancing is one of them.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Okay, I want to see a video.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
You just you know.
You just put your hand aroundthe waist.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Well, a blow-up doll don't count.
Oh, ooh.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Sometimes, that's all you have.
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