Slow Torture Puke Chamber

We're continuing our vomit gore saga with the third installment, Slow Torture Puke Chamber (2010). As expected the bodily fluids continue to flow. Hell is indeed a motel.

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Episode Transcript

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You will be given a test to determine your ability to withstand shock.

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Well, look who's here.
This is the night when fear and horror walk hand in hand.
Do you feel up to it?
The most terrifying form of evil is that which lurks within the human mind.

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Rated X.
Welcome to the wonderful world of what the fuck are you watching?
I am Devil Christmas.
Thank you for joining us today.
I'm not alone.
Who's with me you might ask?
I'm logging off.
You're alone.

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She wants a cracker.
I think I should get off her first.
It's Satan Thanksgiving.
Wow.
Okay.
How are you doing today, Satan?
I'm okay, I guess.

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That was a lot of weird stuff all at once.
But that's not all.
He'll plant you a house.
He'll build you a tree.
It's Diablo Hanukkah.
Have you ever been not stoned for so long that you kind of like intimate being stoned?
No.
This is making me feel stoned.
I haven't been stoned in a long time.

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So Satan, tell me, what the fuck are you watching?
Please fucking tell us.
Well, today we're watching Slow Torture Puke Chamber.
I did not write down the year for this movie.
I have no idea what year it was.
2010, I believe.
I was going to say sometime after 2008.

(01:56):
Hell yeah.
2010?
Well, the last one was 2008, so.
It's 2010.
2010.
Written and directed by Lucifer Valentine, of course.
A right paragon of creativity, that one.
Yeah.
We have our usual star, Mira Leve.

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We have Hope Likens, fan favorite of Hank Skinny.
Yeah, fucking Hank Skinny's back.
And there's a few that I don't fucking remember seeing, but we have Sherry Caruso, Ash Jadnadim.
I kind of think that.
Who are these people, by the way?
Who's Dills and Bub?

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I don't remember any of these fuckers making an appearance.
Natas?
Natas?
And Miss Lucy.
Yeah.
Oh, you remember Miss Lucy.
Is that Miss Pig?
I have no idea.
Yeah, Miss Pig's going to probably be Miss Lucy or Natas.

(03:01):
I like Miss Pig.
Well, before we get started today, considering these are just really just fetish, I don't
know, really just fetish movies.
I wanted to ask you guys, have you unlocked any new fetishes since we started our journey

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through these movies?
Definitely not.
Oh, I don't know.
See, I haven't had the opportunity to try it in real life yet, per se.
But this gagging, you know, like especially when it's on the foot of an unborn fetus.

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Oh, yeah.
That might do something for me.
I don't know for sure yet, but maybe I'm willing to try.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, I don't think anything we've watched has unlocked any new kinks for me.
So you're not like into puking and stuff?
No, I'm not.

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But, you know, the last movie with the lesbian porn, that was that was nice.
So I guess it made me a little more lesbian.
It made me a little more into women, I guess.
Yeah.
You might be a lesbian.
So you like muff.
I definitely didn't get any fetishes from our vomit gore excursion.

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But I might have a thing for ankle socks.
Yeah.
During our bouquet of guts and gore movie, the girl's wearing ankle socks.
And I was like, wow, that's pretty hot.
Then he cut her foot off.
And it was still pretty hot.

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OK.
And then he peeled the sock off like like he was peeling a banana.
Yeah, he did.
And my wig flew all the way back.
So I guess I have a thing for ankle socks.
OK. I mean, I guess that's good to know.
I don't own any ankle socks, but probably won't buy any either.

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We here at What the Fuck Are You Watching are always on a quest for personal growth and enlightenment through these movies that we watch.
And I would like to thank you all for going on this quest with us.
I've engaged in nothing of the sort.
Yeah, I know.
I was like, this is a lot of stuff he's saying right now.

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I think I've devolved as a human pretty much categorically.
I have been saying stuff.
Yeah, a lot of stuff that's not true.
A few things of note before we get started on our movie.
Our leaderboard is now open to the public.

(06:05):
Every in the description of every episode, you'll find a link to our leaderboard if you want to check it out.
That's where we rank all the movies that we've watched so far.
And I would also like to shout out Lisa for keeping track of our leaderboard on a sheet of paper for so long.

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Yeah.
I don't know if you've ever tried to change rankings on a leaderboard on a single sheet of paper, but it's not easy.
Okay, I didn't have just one single sheet.
Oh, yeah, you had like a whole map key and everything.
Yeah.
It was wild.
We appreciate you, Liz.

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You bitch.
Yeah.
We also have a voicemail box.
Yeah.
You can call in and leave us a voicemail.
We'll play it on the show.
It'll also be linked in the description through speaker pipe.
Because Google voice is nothing but a fucking bitch to me.

(07:10):
So did you say speaker pipe?
Speaker pipe.
Yeah, speaker pipe.
What a name.
Voicemails can only be two minutes long.
Preferential treatment given to anyone who immediately screams fucker right in the pussy.
Hell yeah.
We also have a couple messages from our listeners today that I'd like to share with you guys.

(07:36):
Okay.
First one is from I guess I'm guessing it's like a username or something, flower goddess.
No, that's probably on the website.
And it reads, Chris has the sexiest voice ever.
Oh, my God.
I want to stuff his face full of tofu and sit on his face until he dies.

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Okay.
I think maybe you made that one up.
Well, that sounds legit.
Oh, wait, this is my fan fiction.
It's your self published fan fiction.
I emailed it to myself so I wouldn't forget it.
That's lovely.

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Our next message comes from Alex.
Hey, I just found your podcast.
Work has been slow, so I've been listening to podcasts about shitty movies.
Okay.
I don't know if they've all been shitty movies.
Most of them.
They have.
Whatever.
Can you confirm?
I'm not sure if you're familiar, but a great website to watch the worst movies is FedUpMovies.com.

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Never heard of it.
What's that?
Piracy is bad.
Okay.
I'm a God fearing man.
Me too.
Huge dick on that one.
And I think you should just review every movie from A to Z.

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Oh.
Laughing face.
Crying.
It's going to be a hard pass for me, Alex.
Crying laughing face.
I don't think I could do every movie.
Every movie from A to Z.
I would never engage in piracy, but it also just seems like a pretty substantial catalog.
Yeah.

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I'm down to do it as long as we don't have to go in alphabetical order.
Oh, okay.
Do a randomizer.
I'll do it if Alex sits on my lap the whole time.
Anyway, I enjoy your energies and it feels like I'm just listening to my friends talk while I'm at work.
Love from Philly, Alex.

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That's awesome.
Yeah.
Give me an Oscar because I fucking hate these people.
I wonder if she knows Dave.
Oh yeah.
Dave from Philly.
Hell yeah.
We need to hear from David again.
It's been a while.
Oh hey.
That was really awesome though that this Alex person took the time to email us.

(10:19):
That was really cool.
Super cool and you know, we've all been there.
You know, we're all counting shit, fucking soldering shit, taking metal things and turning them into smaller metal things.
And we can all appreciate a podcast that allows us to kill time a little bit faster.

(10:44):
Yeah.
So we're here for you.
I do appreciate that quality and podcast I listen to.
I like it to be just like evidently like friends just hanging out.
So I'm happy to hear that it's coming off that way.
Yeah.
Chris is doing a good job editing.
So you might be wondering, hey, you guys are talking about slow torture puke chamber.

(11:07):
I wonder if maybe it's something I mean, the kids could watch later on tonight.
Well, we hear it.
What the fuck are you watching got you covered with the parents guide.
So the parents guide for slow torture puke chamber sex and nudity has been rated severe.
Yeah.
In slaughtered vomit dolls for gorgitated sacrifice and this film, a metaphylia is the main theme.

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Many characters vomit and desecrate corpses for sexual pleasure, including blood.
It could be consecrate, depending on your religious preference.
Very shocking.
Almost constant nudity involving graphic closeups of different women's vaginas.
Oh, no, that is true.
Masturbation involving a crucifix scenes involving urination, including drinking of urine.

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A scene of unsimulated urination, including the drinking of said urine.
Violence and gore has also been rated severe.
Yeah, a woman has a funnel attached to her mouth with tape by another woman.
Then the other woman vomits blood into the funnel to make the other woman choke on the vomit, which makes her vomit as well.

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This is unsimulated and extremely explicit.
Profanity has also been rated severe.
But then it says limited profanity.
Well, see, this is a caveat that I don't really understand how to like, I don't know the metrics behind this because comparatively to other films of this length, there aren't a lot of words spoken in general.

(12:44):
True, true.
But I would argue that a majority of them are, it could be described as coarse.
It's profane.
It is very profane.
Yeah.
Stories of child molestation are extremely disturbing.
And yeah, that's about the only words we get in this.
Yeah, that's fucked.
Yeah.
Alcohol, drugs, and smoking has been rated moderate.

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Drug and alcohol consumption.
Frightening and intense scenes have been rated severe, extremely disturbing, disgusting, and horrific.
You say horrific?
Horrific.
I attempted to say horrific, but I don't know if it came out wrong.
Oh, no, it was a curiosity.
I don't, you know.
I didn't even hear how he said it.

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Yeah, Lisa's used to it by now.
Well, probably.
And then in the little, Mersey notes and nosy notes and little antsy ivy.
You're doing a good job.
You're doing great.
In the spoiler section on the parents guide in case you don't want to give away important plot points.

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Oh, this is important.
Sex annuity has a little entry.
A man rapes a fetus.
This is incredibly disturbing and horrible.
God, stop it.
It is horrible.
But you could say it's also.

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So what's worse?
Is dead baby worse than dead anything?
If dead is the precursor.
That's a good question.
Yeah, I mean, I guess not really.
Well, that baby wasn't dead for a while.
No, but it sure ended up that way.

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Before or after the raping?
Well, unclear.
Yeah.
We'll get into it.
Another little spoiler on the violence and gore section.
This is probably the most disturbing movie ever made.
A man cuts open a pregnant woman's stomach, ripping out the fetus and doing the following to it.

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Spitting on it, raping, vomiting on it repeatedly, slapping it with its mother's intestines, putting it in a blender and grinding it up, drinking the fetus smoothie, vomiting it back into the blender and drinking his vomit again.
That's the Hank Skinny special right there.

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Oh my God.
I don't know how, but I blocked out the whole fucking baby scene until you just mentioned it.
Oh, that was the anchor that brought it home though.
It was near the end, in fact.
As soon as he mentioned it, I remembered all of it, but I somehow blocked it out until he mentioned it.
Well, seeing it in words, I think is a lot worse than seeing it in the movie.

(15:54):
That's what I was going to say.
Just hearing you read that was worse than watching it.
Well, yeah, because again, the words are missing a bit of context in that, first of all, they just, you say baby raping, but it's like a fetus fondling.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
That looked like a full baby.

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Yeah, I guess.
But then also, did it actually look like a full baby?
Because then there's that.
It's not like the effects were like, man, that's a real baby.
It looked terrible.
It was obviously not anything like a real baby.
It's probably the worst baby ever.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen better baby rapings.

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Yeah, for real.
But anyway, that's it for this week's Parents Guide.
Yeah.
So where did we arrive at?
This is like a, this is the future liberals want?
It's got to be, man.
This is what happens when you don't go to church.
Yeah, this is like pro-choice to the ninth degree or something.

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Big time.
Yeah, that's what they do when you get an abortion.
Yeah, that's exactly what happens to your baby.
I can't even deal with you guys tonight.
I'm sorry.
Oh, God.
You should be beyond used to it by now.
I know.

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I know I should.
Well, I think it's time to get into our fucking recap.
If we can pull it off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How do we want to go about this?
Cause I've got, I guess we can note that it starts off.
They finally adopted the like, let's just open with the fucking disclaimers.
Yeah.
They have the girl.

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How'd you guys feel about that disclaimer?
Well, part of it confused me.
It's referenced that she had seen, she says she's the one playing Ms.
Aberdeen.
She's the one playing the new girl.
Yeah.
Maybe it's the new girl.
I don't know.
I'm confused.
Cause she said she saw the first.
One.
And that made her want to work.

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And I was like,
But is that are all these characters called Angela?
Is that what that's about?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
So that's good.
That confusion for me.
Yeah.
She's the new.
Yeah.
Like main person.
Yeah.
She's the new Angela.
Yeah.
She's like the melted baby doll face.

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Right?
She's got like,
I don't know if that was the makeup.
She's got big eyes.
She does have gigantic eyes.
I was like, I can't remember now.
Oh yeah.
I don't remember.
Like real blue, real big eyes.
Those fucking anime eyes.
Like cabbage patched with all cheese.
So what do you think?
Slapped around.

(18:44):
What do you think the the plot is to this movie?
I think the plot is...
According to the disclaimer...
No, I was gonna say I think the plot is we're just continuing this bullshit.
Oh, Angela killed herself and now we're doing some weird like new Angela
still getting fucked up.

(19:11):
Even according to this like disclaimer, they're really trying to like push this
narrative that it's all the journey of one Miss Angela Aberdeen.
But that's like not what's happening.
Baseline, it's just a porno.
Yeah.
But like a niche poorly made porno.

(19:33):
And then it's got like the real plot has got to be this guy is trying to like
craft the perfect slave bitch and Angela Aberdeen is the name he's picked out or
something.
Okay.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Because this is like round of however many.
Well, we had a little bit of that in a regurgitated where one of the girls is

(19:59):
like, I'm blisters.
And I think it's maybe a little bit fleshed out here if you could call it that.
There's flesh.
All the girls are named Angela Aberdeen.
And I think they at least made it a point to connect old Angela Aberdeen with
the new one because it's like the exact same things that were happening to her

(20:21):
in the beginning were happening to the new one.
It would cut.
Yeah.
And they would just kind of switch places kind of like signifying that this is
the new Angela Aberdeen.
So I guess.
It's like the first 10 minutes were just like a recap of the previous movie, too.

(20:42):
It was even the same clips even the bloody the bloody penis sucking.
To me, it felt like they were saying like, yeah, the old Angela's dead.
That's what I and this is like the reborn version or something.
The reincarnation.

(21:03):
And so to me, when they were doing the flashes between the old angel and the new
Angela, it felt like this is like she did this before.
You know?
Yeah.
Like deja vu kind of things.
OK.
Like maybe I've been here before.
Yeah.

(21:24):
And then in the same situation, you know, they were obviously different rooms.
And then like every other woman in this movie is called Angela Aberdeen.
I think every other woman in the movie.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
At least Miss Piggy or Miss Pig.
Yeah.
Yeah.

(21:45):
That's why I'm not buying this.
Like I know they keep trying to shove this narrative, but they're either like not
executing it or they're just like trolling us or something.
I don't think this is like the descent of a singular like I think this is about
whoever the film is like a very specific thing.
And I said that I thought the other ones were all like versions of her, too.

(22:09):
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Because the one was like Miss Lake Washington or something, you know.
Yeah.
No, you're probably right.
It's just so it's hard for me to like buy into there being like any artistic
credibility in this endeavor whatsoever.
Yeah.
I think what I think what the artist is trying to say is we all trying to claim

(22:36):
its art.
We all have a little bit of Angela Aberdeen inside of us.
Yeah.
Let's just puke that shit out.
It's the whole like hook them lost girl thing, right?
Every runaway prostitute girl is an Angela Aberdeen.

(23:00):
I guess so.
And the cycle continues.
Yeah.
OK, so what's going on with old Angela Aberdeen?
And when we left off and regurgitated sacrifice, she after a suicide, I guess she
goes descends into hell where she fucking makes out with the black angels of hell

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and hang out on a bed for a while.
So what happens after that?
Maybe she gets birthed to this Angela.
I don't know.
Wasn't she pregnant?
She was very pregnant.
Yeah.
Which thank you, Luce, for Valentine for not making the pregnant lady do a bunch
of fucking crazy shit.
She just got to make out with fucking twins.
Yeah, I guess.

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She was second.
She wasn't pregnant anymore when she was second, bloody dick.
No, no, she was all snatched again, wasn't she?
Yeah, I don't know if it was before or after pregnancy, but yeah, she definitely wasn't
pregnant or wasn't showing anyway.
Yeah.
You know, I don't know what happened to her.
Maybe.

(24:08):
Are we like wondering?
I'm trying to look through my notes and figure out what the fuck is going on.
I'm just wondering what's going on with old Angela Aberdeen in this movie.
I don't know, because they only show clips of her from the previous one, so at least
that I noticed.
Well, I think all her fucking piss wizard scenes are.

(24:30):
Was that her?
Yes.
Yeah, she's the one that's she's the one that looks old now.
She's not doing what?
Yeah, she's been living a hard life, it looks like.
It was only two years.
I didn't know that was her doing that.
Look way different.
I mean, there's a lot of pissing, but I didn't know that any of it was her.

(24:51):
Yeah, that was that was her.
Well, yeah, all that like hotel room when they're putting plastic down.
Well, good for her.
I'd rather piss than throw up.
True.
It's got a promotion.
Yeah.
So I'm guessing like she completes the descent into hell.
That's what I assumed would happen.

(25:12):
Yeah.
And I guess her hell is just fucking pissing in a motel room.
It kind of lost me on that one.
This is what I mean.
I don't think I don't want to like.
Acknowledge this narrative at all, because it's yeah, it's either just bullshit or it's
so contrived and poorly like displayed that it's like nonsense.

(25:37):
True.
Especially when it comes to old Angela, I was kind of down with like new Angela walking
the same path and everybody's Angeles, I guess I could fucking.
Yeah.
Be OK with that.
But when it comes to old Angela being a fucking piss wizard, I I had no idea what the fuck
was going on.

(25:58):
She's like Spider Woman.
But instead of fucking webs, it's piss, dude.
She's climbing walls and shit.
She's peeing, sitting on a fucking sink, peeing.
Yeah, she did a lot of peeing.
Nightstand peeing.
She does like a fucking headstand, pees on her own face.
These disclaimers are getting progressively longer.

(26:22):
First movie had zero disclaimers.
Second movie had a little one screen disclaimer.
Yeah.
This disclaimer goes on for over three minutes.
Yeah, it was a long time.
It was sort of a preamble to what I thought was going to be like the most stellar entry
into the saga.
And it wasn't.

(26:43):
It was a real letdown.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm assuming like they must be getting fucking tons of shit for these movies.
Probably.
Maybe deserved.
Maybe not.
It was probably based on the feedback.
My guess is he probably tried to like get this like sell it to like someone to distribute
and they were like, fuck you.
That's wild.

(27:04):
Yeah.
I think things get a little bit weirder here on this one because Amira LeVe, I think, I
don't know.
I think we kind of surmise that she was mostly down with the whole thing.
She's been she had been doing porn for a while.
This girl, the new Angela, really just seems like a slaughtered vomit dolls fan.

(27:29):
Yeah, she said she watched the movies and wanted to be in them or something and fucking
hooked up with it.
Oh, Lucy online.
Yeah.
And so I think the lines get a little bit blurred here because she's just, you know,
like a super fan that doesn't want to disappoint Lucifer.
Yeah.
Yeah.

(27:50):
But I think that's like his whole shtick, isn't it?
Yeah, I think it is.
Maybe.
Right.
I am not buying this narrative at all.
Like this was a this was his like magnum opus to his like own ego.
I think I don't know that this had anything to do with like an actual creative endeavor
other than that a camera and some special effects were involved.

(28:16):
I remember what we were talking about now.
I don't think Amira was like super bulimic because all of her puking scenes, there's
only one or two and she did not really seem into it.
So, yeah, I noted this.
I didn't write it down, but I did note that the scene with her in the shot classes on

(28:39):
the, I guess the restroom floor or something.
Yeah.
But that seemed to be the most labor intensive vomiting with like the least amount of payout
that we've seen in the franchise so far.
Yeah, that was a little weird.
But I don't know, man.
There's been times this new Angela's fucking puking and she's doing it with a sense of

(29:02):
fucking purpose, dude.
Like she's been doing it for a while and she's trying to get the demons out.
She doesn't even take her hand out of the way.
She's just blah, blah, blah, blah.
She's fucking giving Hank Skinny a run for his money, dude.
I think she outperformed Hank Skinny on this one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you know, but she has lost.

(29:23):
I don't know.
You know, they do all the bullshit where she talks about, oh, I'm purging and blah, blah,
blah.
It's fine.
I can eat whatever I want as long as I throw up afterwards.
Well, that was what made this one the more.
Yeah, it wasn't like accepting maybe the like baby raping.

(29:44):
This one didn't seem as like brutal.
It seemed like just sad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because all the like soliloquies and like line entries were just for the most part,
her sort of recounting, I guess, her childhood of like fucking her dad and.

(30:05):
Oh, my God.
I guess technically technically being raped by her dad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then she was saying shit like.
I used to sit outside their door and make sure they didn't have sex.
I'd cry.
Well, see, and this is annoying to me on a couple of fronts because it was a just depressing,
but also it's like that's also not an original perspective either.

(30:31):
I've seen this in other stuff where the daughter becomes like it's it's the daughter's thing.
They become jealous of the mom and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
But yeah, then then her other entries are just about her purging and stuff.
And it was all just sad.
It wasn't.
Yeah, it was all sad.
Fucking pretty fucking sad, man.
Yeah.

(30:52):
But in this link, you know, the lines of fucking reality and loose for bullshit are always
a fucking issue.
So you never know what's real and what's not.
This fucking felt pretty damn real to me.
Yeah.
And it's not, you know, I wouldn't even like venture to like speculate as to which parts

(31:14):
are.
Yeah.
Real or not.
Yeah.
I bet money Lucy's not a talented writer.
So that's true.
You know.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Like I can imagine I can imagine them like doing an interview like, you know, I used
to sit up in front of my parents door while they had sex.
And then he'd be like, tell him how your dad used to fuck you.

(31:38):
Yeah.
Tell him how you liked fucking your dad.
Yeah, I could see that happening.
Yeah, absolutely.
Juge it up a little bit.
This isn't part of his lore, like raising and fucking his sister or something.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah.
And that's what a lot of this movie is.
It's like interviews crawling around on the floor.

(32:01):
Lots of crawling about.
Yeah.
Look at my face.
And puking and peeing.
Lots of lots of piss play.
And then we get the I think the bloody shot glass seems like one of the set pieces, right?
Yeah.
She's crawling around like she likes to do.

(32:22):
Yeah.
I'm thinking she's drunk.
She's been.
Yeah, she's been drinking.
Been drinking.
Shot glasses are just fucking everywhere.
And she's scooting them in.
Yeah, that's why it's weird to me that even on the parent rating, the consumption got
wasn't like extreme because there's several scenes of them just like of a man like gagging.

(32:43):
Oh, yeah.
Making her deep throat the fucking bottle.
Yeah.
And like feeding her just shot after shot after shot of vodka.
Sucking that bottle dick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, so I guess that's family friendly.
Yeah, it's a moderate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe he's a priest.

(33:05):
Yeah.
So, yeah, she scoots all the fucking shot glasses into the bathroom, like you're saying.
Lines them up and pukes them Hank skinny style.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But this is when I realized she's not putting up Hank skinny numbers.
Okay.
Yeah.
Maybe maybe in this scene.
It's very bloody.

(33:27):
And I was always fucking bloody.
I was trying to decide.
I was like, this is what what is the practical effect at work here to make it so?
Yeah, I mean, Lisa talked about that.
Yeah, that's what I kept saying.
Why is it fucking red every time?
I'm kind of assuming she just drank some of the fake blood that they use and puked it.

(33:48):
My guess.
Yeah, surely.
I was trying to think.
I was like, is this just like red Kool-Aid?
I don't know.
She just thought I thought it first to.
But it was like, yeah, that's what I thought.
I mean, it was a little red.
It was like a little golden red.
I mean, what do you do like you could probably do like corn syrup?
Fucking food or something.

(34:09):
Yes.
I assumed it was probably just something like that food colored something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But not a lot of it was coming out.
But what did come out was very red.
Yeah, you could tell once he figured out that recipe.
Yeah.
Everybody that shit.
Oh

(34:32):
My god just just interviews dude this
That's what I'm calling them that they seem almost like interviews, right? She's just talking
Are we yeah, are we like going over the plot or the whole like?
recap of the movie right now
We've just kind of got a hit highlight

(34:53):
There's no linear
I like track to follow
Okay, I just wanted to make sure cuz I'm trying to like go through my notes as we're talking and oh do you have notes?
I do but like it's all just you know random bullshit like that's what I mean cuz like I tried to my notes
Yeah, one says exactly mine to you like

(35:13):
There's no making sense of most of this and then one point. She's during her fucking another one of her interviews
She's talking about how like I guess what her parents OD or something and they would have to eat charcoal and they puked it all out
And then they give a demonstration
Yeah, and she's like, oh, yes that way he fucking squirted in me when he used to fuck me

(35:36):
Which have you ever had that by the way? No charcoal. No
What a taste that puts inside you and it stays with you
Do you a long time? Oh, I'm sure do you puke out black blobs?
Not not I didn't personally experience
These levels of like I didn't fill a toilet bowl with you just mold the mud. Oh, yeah, dude

(35:59):
I almost threw up at this
Man there he just kept saying like I think I might throw up and I was like, please don't fucking throw this
I'm gonna throw up if you do
This is the closest I've been to throwing up
I thought it was gonna be regurgitated cuz I got I gagged a little bit on record
Yeah, this one dude. I had to start planning my fucking exit strategy because if I did I was gonna be family

(36:25):
So, yeah, yeah
Yeah, and I'm gonna be real mad if I get puked on it got fucking
Shaky dude cuz she's just part of why I check won't even watch them with me
As you know that if I had to clean up vomit as a result of it. I I'll have a
I'll have a mood

(36:46):
Yeah, that'll impact both of our days she's just fucking going hard puking dude just puke puke puke and she is puking
Like they said like mud. Yeah, it is. Yeah, so like
In in my experience that they like a stomach pumping is usually what they like refer to it as
Uh-huh. And so they but no I wasn't I didn't even produce that much and they were like making sure I didn't know D

(37:14):
I'm like her or whatever. Yeah
And the part that really almost sent me dude was when she reaches into the toilet pulls out the big old glob
Yeah, she's fucking playing with it yeah, that was pretty gross
So like other than like gratuitous amounts of snot like in person

(37:37):
Displays of snot or like phlegm and stuff. It's pretty hard to like make me gag like over stuff like that. Yeah
That one was breath that was rough
It's usually really hard to make me gag to there was one that made me gag
Was it bloodshot? Yeah
And I still don't know what scene it was

(37:57):
I can't remember what scene it was and it was weird cuz yeah, usually I'm not affected like that
Was it it was when he started licking her fucking heart or something wasn't it? I had no I don't
Yeah, I remember we talked about it in the thing
No, I don't think it was the jiggly saw

(38:21):
Fucking jiggly saw
There's a track queen called jiggly Caliente and I kept saying it was like oh the jiggly Caliente
He's gonna give her the jiggly Caliente
Then we do the fuck yeah right after the mud scenes when we get the crucifix masturbation scenes, yeah

(38:42):
which that's just that's like a
Industry staple for like certain kinds of porn
And this wasn't even like a good
They make they make crucifix dildos
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, damn
Now we're we're actually seeing old footage of old Angela in this

(39:05):
Yeah, if you remember slaughtered vomit dolls, she gets the crucifix goes in the bathtub, but she doesn't actually
Yeah, or it's just implied that she's banging herself with Jesus
So it's like he's been holding on to this for fucking eight years
Yeah, that was kind of strange. Yeah, but yeah, we get to see the whole thing this time
I think strange is just a gradient with this dude

(39:28):
I can't really decide what's more strange about any of this other than it existing at all
It's just weird. Why didn't he use it in slaughtered vomit dolls? Was he like, oh man, this is too much. I
Bet you 50 bucks. It was like on a tape that he misplaced or something
This man doesn't strike me as like intentional

(39:49):
With anything except for maybe the corn syrup that they obviously ingest
He um, he was probably just saving it for his private collection and then oh, yeah
It's like nobody's probably the dumb bitch probably asked her to do it again
And she's like I already did it and he didn't even use it

(40:10):
Yeah, I'm sure it's like yeah, this is my
Nobody can see this
Yeah, and I don't know man the whole
crucifix
Masturbation thing it just it's awkward to me man
It was just kind of weird. It was weird. I mean, I'm not saying I enjoyed it. It wasn't hot

(40:30):
It wasn't hot for me
Yeah, I don't think I don't so I know that I'm like real gay but yeah
No, it didn't do anything for me either and I'm usually kind of into the sacrilegious shit
Yeah
I know this one was still mostly just sad and also like like awkward. I don't know. Yeah

(40:52):
Like that was definitely more awkward
I mean, I guess you know, you're just kind of the whole thing is sad up to this point
So I guess it's hard to get turned on
A little it's a little annoying because they do keep trying to do this
They keep trying to make this a tribute to Satan or something and I don't but they don't they're not actually trying to do that

(41:14):
Though because it's only referenced like on occasion. Yeah
It is and then like not
Nothing's done with that. So I don't know. I don't
It reads like
How we would have made
An edgy film when we were like 13 or 14. I don't know

(41:34):
That might be about my damage, I don't know
It's
All over the fucking place
Yeah, they need to pick a lane any lane just stick with the vomit. That's what you do. Well, yeah
Yeah, speaking of vomit they puke on the fucking crucifix. Yeah
Puking on it when they're done masturbating

(41:54):
I guess it disturbs some people maybe I just was fucking over it at this point
and then um
And then he starts like shoving the crucifix in her mouth and like fucking her with it and stuff
Was that lucifer doing that? It had to be I would assume so i'm pretty sure all the pov shit is just lucy

(42:17):
Yeah, probably definitely
That's why it always involves like phallic shaped, uh, objects and or blood spewing dildos. Yeah
never an actual
Penis and then we get to I think the next big set piece, which is the uh, bug cake. Yeah
That's what I was about to say

(42:37):
Also strange
Yeah, very weird
Just in the bathroom small bathroom. Yeah on the floor
With a birthday cake same bathroom. She was puking in with the shot glasses grasshopper sprinkles. Yeah
So jack's been a lot of this movie on the front porch smoking weed

(42:57):
But he would come back inside
Uh on occasion and I would present him with whatever scene was happening
Yeah, and this was when he finally made his term exit into the bedroom was I asked him if he liked
Uh, if he would like a piece of grasshopper cake. I said if I made you a cake with grasshoppers, would you eat it?
Yeah
And uh, he said aren't those crickets and I said why don't you go fuck yourself?

(43:23):
Aren't those crickets?
That's great
I said you get on my nerves
I don't know man. Maybe there's a lot of different crickets silly crickets. I really see her but
I don't know man. Maybe there's a lot of different crickets silly crickets. I really see your black ones
I'm sure there's like a I I know there's like a wide array of crickets. Yeah

(43:45):
No, I think I think those were crickets
Well, I think they were grasshoppers
I don't know either way. They had the long bendy legs, which just
I don't like
so have you seen the like
I'm gonna go out on a ledge and assume you haven't had them
But you know like the giant grasshoppers on a stick that they like flame roast

(44:07):
Yeah
In uh other countries haven't had it. Yeah. I know i've seen it but no I would not have it
there's a strange like
Crunch and a mushy gushy that goes on. Yeah
How's it taste?
Uh, just like like burnt, uh, whatever like it's just like a burnt thing

(44:27):
Just something like overcooked on a grill or something. Yeah, like pretty much flavorless in my experience
I'm sure if they're like prepared differently, you can probably like season or do something. I don't know
it's not like a ton of
You know like protein to like
Right

(44:48):
I don't know. That's all I thought of though because I had one that was it was probably like a seven inch like
grasshopper or grasshopper adjacent creature
On a stick if you're ever in a survival situation out in the woods and you got to eat bugs
You're supposed to pull the legs off the grasshoppers before you eat them. This fucker was legs and all but it was like crispy. Yeah
probably helps

(45:09):
It's a crunch crunch, but then there was a mushy gush
And I don't think that that would be well in it as a cake filling
Yeah, just with a big bite of cake. Do you think she um actually ate the bugs?
I feel like in this
Situation lucy probably tries to like I feel like he's the type of guy with like a comb over who tries to claim artistry

(45:32):
Despite it just being the porno and so I feel like he's probably like no we got to stay true to form
You need to I need to witness you experience eating this cake
And I feel like that's probably what happened to these people
I'm thinking like
She definitely puts the bugs in her mouth
But I don't think she actually ate him because this is okay

(45:53):
Yeah, this is one of those scenes that has like 300 fucking cuts in it
So yeah, she probably you know spit them out. Hopefully
Because I this was the only organic vomit
Because okay if she chewed it and swallowed it
That would have been on fucking film in this movie, right?

(46:14):
No, yeah, you're on to something because he would have probably
And nutted yeah
Yeah, you're right
Yeah, probably
And while she's eating bug cake we have old angela
In the hotel room pissing in her own mouth

(46:38):
Just covered the fucking hotel room covered in plastic
Yeah, did not want to do like a
Thing I've seen them do in this whole franchise. Yeah, I know right entire room down not
I know pay that fucking cleaning bill. Yeah, and then like
doing some fucking like
Basically a headstand on the wall or something

(47:00):
Pissing never you never just a pussy pop on a handstand and give yourself a shot
No
Yeah, dude
She's fucking legs up on the wall. Yeah
He's fucking legs up on the wall. Yeah
Shoulders on the fucking floor. Uh-huh. Okay

(47:23):
The camera is of course that's referred to as a head down ass up
And of course the camera is just fucking
Bird's eye view just right on her fucking pussy, dude
and she just starts pissing on herself and
Yeah, just in her mouth like the perfect fucking little waterfall. Uh-huh for some reason this part was not as like

(47:49):
uh graphically impactful
To me as a previous piss entry, which is just her straddling like a little bucket situation
And she's like
Uh for like a solid stream of piss, but also it's like
Drip drop drip drop. Yeah, like uh surrounding

(48:11):
Uh, I don't know. It's a scientific term pussy lips. Yeah. Yeah, definitely
Yeah, dude. This is where I learned because we're all about personal growth here. This is where I learned why
Women have to fucking wipe after they pee because that shit fucking goes everywhere. Mm-hmm
Well, you know, I know they're not all

(48:31):
It's not like a uniform situation like her vagina is not a model for all vaginas
Yeah, well and also you can also control the stream too like
Right, if you're like freaking
Pushing it out
Then it's gonna be going everywhere
Well, I think that's why that part was most impactful to me because i've been friends with women my entire life and was mostly raised by them as well

(48:57):
Uh, i've seen bitches bit like
I've seen bitches bit like squat in a parking lot and pee and it's like a non event
Yeah, but this lady was like
It was like a waterfall situation of piss going on
I guess it was just the force with which she was ejecting the urine. I don't know it it affected me

(49:18):
Yeah, dude, it was fucking crazy
Yeah, and so it's just cutting the fucking grasshopper keg
Angela Angela fucking peeing on a new place
Uh, yeah, she's peeing all over that fucking room. Yeah. Yeah
and
After like the fourth fucking cut of this
I fucking kind of gag again

(49:39):
Because it just starts to fucking get to me
Because the peak I guess i'm surprised that pissing would impact anyone more than the actual vomit
I don't know what it was man. This was not attractive peeing
No, it's definitely not attractive. I definitely not use that as an adjective here
I don't know if there's a way you can do peeing attractively

(50:01):
But this was probably the worst way you could do it
Yeah, it wasn't great
It wasn't uh
The the kids would say that she had negative aura
It wasn't an aesthetic or a vibe. Yeah, it was um, fucking terrible
I think probably because there's an air of sadness to all of it

(50:26):
There is an undertone to all of it that is just sad. Yeah
First pervasive first and foremost. This is a tragedy
It's sad that this is being produced it's sad that these people are doing it. It's sad that we're watching it
Yeah, dude big time oh then we get our um

(50:52):
The pig comes into play. This is my favorite part other than the baby rape
It's uh
I'm guessing these are prostitutes or something one's just getting fucking beat up by uh, yeah
By a fucking vietnamese woman
Inters

(51:13):
Is this bielsenbob I wonder I kind of think I think bielsenbob
Might have been the uh special effects people special effects. Yeah, yeah that checks out. That's a clever name
It is definitely
Not a great showing by them though
Not at all
step down
Yeah, we're working backwards here

(51:34):
Which makes me think that the odd topsy guys must have done the regurgitated sacrifice
Yeah, because it was kind of okay. I thought it was pretty goddamn good
um
Gwydhat covered a multitude of evils. I can forgive a lot when you give me a gwydhead. Oh, yeah, dude. That was amazing

(51:56):
Yeah, why couldn't we just get another regurgitated sacrifice, dude?
Yeah, so um there can only be one
And it's probably a blessing
And uh pig lady's just getting fucked up dude. Okay. Yeah, um, just get beat up. They put a pig mask on her
And this this little woman, I don't know what her name is

(52:20):
I can't remember what the fucking credits were
Of course nobody you never know who's who
Yeah, they don't maybe this is fucking miss lucy or whatever
Uh, she's just beating the shit out of the pig lady
Yeah
Uh, yeah pig lady's just getting the shit kicked out of her by this little fucking
Vietnamese girl. I don't know if she's Vietnamese

(52:42):
um
and
then
The little one pulls out
Miss piggy's fucking tampon
Yeah, she does. Oh bloody tampon and starts slapping her
Her face with yeah, this is what i really about to see him for me

(53:05):
Let me get her first appearance by uh, one hank skinny
Did you already talk about the part where she's peeing in that vase on the table and she goes in really slow mo
She says want to see me piss
No, no, that one. Oh my god mention it. No
I don't want to see me piss. Yeah that fucking just weird slow mo voice again

(53:29):
That's my they don't engage in as much this what this movie they spend a lot more time undercutting like
actual babies
Yeah
laughing or
making sounds
like uh, like the
The new angela will smile or like giggle and it'll be but it'll be a baby's giggle instead

(53:50):
Yeah, I did not like any of that
Yeah, that was discomforting
No fucking notable lines in this one either. Um
There's not any bangers like I can talk
I don't know what's left of me, but you can fuck it if you want
Unbeaten those that's my half japanese shirt. I don't know why but I fucking love that one, dude

(54:14):
No, the only one we got was want to see me piss
Yeah
I gotta figure out what the fuck a half japanese shirt is
But anyway hank skinny's coming into the picture, you know, it's a party when hank skinny's involved absolutely he is the party
Wearing some kind of fucking looks like a basement or something, right?

(54:36):
Um, and i'm assuming it's not theirs because it is tarp the fuck out to clean up any blood and yeah
There's a pregnant woman leaned up against the wall and old hank just starts cutting her stomach open
Yeah, it is
Little impromptu c-section. Yeah. Now what you guys think about this, uh scene here

(54:57):
How are the specials? Like I said, i'm i'm definitely pro choice
This seemed a little
uh late in the
game
Uh, also, I thought this was their worst or weakest display of
um
Practical effects so far maybe yeah, I think I agree man, especially coming off regurgitated

(55:21):
The baby and the like mother's intestines and entrails and what have you were
Uh sort of comically bad
They were which is probably a blessing maybe I mean all the guts were all different colors. I mean
Yeah
I don't know if that's good or not, but it was noticeable. I was like that's a little weird

(55:44):
Yeah, and uh, there was some of it that was just like it looked just like white tubing of some kind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
And I don't know man, it was bizarre. Yeah, and they pulse the baby out
Yeah, now this this baby reminds me of those um
Um, super big like five pound gummy bears. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like floppy. Okay, so

(56:10):
I'm a girl
Yeah, it reminds me of a water baby. They were these baby dolls that you filled up with water
I'm not a girl, but I do recall these existing
That's what it looks like looks like
Those things were
Nightmare feel as a child by the way
Yeah, that's really what I that's really what it looked like. I guess I don't know what a water baby is

(56:34):
Yeah, because it's pretty much what it sounds like. It's like a it's like a
Hollowed out baby that you literally just fill with water
Okay
Like a waterbed but in baby form. Yeah, it's like
Oh, yeah, they're like it's like uber floppy. I don't know it it is what that thing looked like though
Let's think it like because it was like pure red like it was almost like molded in like red

(56:58):
Red silicone or something, right?
Yeah of everything that came from the mother's womb. It was the most red
I was like man, that thing looks gummy, dude
Yeah
Yeah, I don't know what they made it out of or what they very fake looking baby though. It was horrible
Oh, it's probably just a silicone mold. I would assume just

(57:22):
Some like low density silicone or something though because it was just floppy. Yeah, definitely
But I don't know man. It was it seemed to be kind of fucking hard because it was giving that fucking blender run for its money
Yeah, that's true
Uh
Yep, we do a little bathtub puking. We're just cutting back and forth as we usually do

(57:44):
uh
Hank's just biting the shit out of this baby's face like yeah, you're so cute. You're so smart. Maybe it was a gummy
You're so cute. I'm gonna bite your fucking face
And then I don't know man, he ends up fucking just raping that baby
Yeah
Uh, then we get the the funnel puke

(58:05):
We go back to miss piggy and the yeah, I guess lucy and lucy is um
Just duct taping this funnel to this lady's fucking face, dude. Yeah
And she just starts puking in the funnel
And puking and puking
And puking and puking and now i've seen i've seen videos that use this type of apparatus like a

(58:31):
Like a like a funnel like a ball gag, but it's a funnel. Okay
and like
People will piss into the funnel
Or and stuff like that. I've not seen uh vomit funnel before today
Yeah, pretty sure we've seen some shit like this on like jackass or something
Um

(58:55):
It was fucking weird
And it was one of those things that went on for way too long. That's what this is. This is a sad jackass
Sad johnny noxville hot or is that just me man? I used to think he was hot. I think he's hot. Okay. Yeah
I've never actually uh, i've seen clips of the midget kicking himself in the face that i'm pretty sure is from jackass. Yeah, it is

(59:18):
Uh, I don't think i've actually ever seen jackass though outside of those clips
It's kind of like this but not as sad
Yeah, less baby rape I would assume. Uh, yeah. Well
Yeah, so we're just uh, fucking funnel puking hanks playing with a fucking baby he's raping it uh bite in the face

(59:41):
Uh, and then he is
He gets the old blender out. Yep
Rips the baby's arms off throws it in the blender starts blending it up. Yeah
Just blending fucking baby arms and I think to give it a little bit of juice because you want to have some liquid in there

(01:00:03):
He pukes in it
Pukes in it. Yeah
Which is really just economic. Yeah
Yeah, right
And uh, this baby is not blending up
No
No matter how much he pukes in there. This baby is going nowhere
So much so if you that the blender starts fucking smoking, dude

(01:00:31):
Not a great blender budget
Yeah, that blender was fucking toast
Yeah, and that shit stinks dude, but I mean the whole room's fucking puke at this point. So you probably don't even know
I was about to say that's you know
The last thing he did the last thing he did before he broke the blender was put the head in there
Oh, yeah. Yeah, and when he put when he

(01:00:53):
Picked up the baby head. He said what's up hooker?
Yeah, I liked that
What the fuck man
And then he throws it in the blender
Yeah, yeah, and then that's yeah, that's when he breaks it
Yeah, and the whole blender is just fucking smoking and he picks it up and fucking chugs it

(01:01:14):
Yeah, he just picks up the whole blender and drinks it. He does the fucking hink skinny special fucking drinks it pukes it drinks
It pukes it. Maybe he just
has externalized his entire like
Digestional situation like maybe maybe he had to outsource his stomach's whole job or something

(01:01:34):
Maybe that's the real point. Maybe this is a documentary about hink skinny and his terrible dietary habits
I'm thinking that hink skinny kind of phoned it in on this one a little bit man
He did mention this and I yeah, I guess he didn't see him in his defense
He really did try to rape that baby. It was just a poorly made baby

(01:01:56):
Um, I don't know dude. I don't his pukes didn't have that same fucking oomph to him. You know what I mean?
Well, there's no telling what that fucking baby was made out of
Yeah
I would like to know though like okay his debut in fucking slaughtered vomit dolls where he just yeah
He shows it off really strong. It just pans across this whole fucking gut and he's got this random

(01:02:21):
Belt buckle that says Henry
And he's just puking and fucking puking and spraying the camera and puking he's got a severed arm and puking
It was wild
Okay, regurgitated sacrifice
fucking octopus hat
You shove a tentacle in your mouth you puke shove a tentacle in my mouth. I puke on you fucking rinse and repeat

(01:02:47):
My god, it was insane
Yeah, maybe we're just fucking it's just too much. We're desensitized
So now he rapes lightning can only strike so many times now he rapes a baby and I'm just like whatever
That's bad, I don't know one thing about hink skinny I forgot to mention on the last
Movie I noticed a

(01:03:08):
alkaline trio tattoo
So we must be an alkaline trio fan or
Just likes the album art from the album agony and irony
I was about to say those people exist by the way that because someone hadn't
I've encountered someone with like Oh negative tattoos

(01:03:30):
Who had no clue what I was talking about when I asked them about it
Now he had that tattoo and slaughtered vomit dolls he added to the album art collection and regurgitated sacrifice
he got a
the album art
from big blacks songs about fucking
That's on theme so I at least share his taste in music. I don't know about his taste in puking or

(01:03:52):
sexual partners rape
targets
rape targets
So you have
So you have rape targets just not the same ones as hink skinny
Babies on the firmer side, you know, yeah
That baby looked like it was fruit punch flavored and I'm just not into it. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta go blue raspberry exactly

(01:04:19):
Yeah fruit punch is gross
Absolutely worst here of Gatorade. Yeah, I was like there's not much after that just more Angela talking and
And
Hank skinny anoints himself with the smoothie at one point. He does he does engage in a
Birdbath situation and then they do the weird I was first abducted in I was first abducted in blah blah blah

(01:04:48):
You know, yeah, they do that thing
It was just a weird little
yeah, it was just a weird little clip towards the end and
And I thought that was strange. I was probably still dealing with the baby
And then yeah more puking more videos and that's it

(01:05:12):
Yeah, that's the
Hawkin movie
Yeah, so this is our
final appearance from
Amira lovey. Oh
I was gonna ask you earlier. What year did you say she died? 2017?
That's much later though
Yeah, and I think the next movie we're doing is from 2015

(01:05:39):
But she's not in that one, of course Amira Lave is just her stage name a real names
Brandy Petri, okay
I've just chosen to call her Amira Lave because I don't know she obviously wanted to go by this name for the fucking
Vomit gore trilogy chose to use it. Yeah, and I've brought it up pretty much every episode so far

(01:06:03):
But there's that one little feature at called it. It really hurts to laugh and I think
Great titles by the way, if it's one thing Lucifer Valentine can do he can make a fucking title for me
But anyway, when you when you divorce yourself from it having to do with anything else

(01:06:24):
You know the endeavor takes on a whole new direction
Okay, but see that's the thing about it really hurts to laugh though
Yeah, this might be the best movie that he's done so far. I would agree
Apparently, I don't know. She fucked herself up. I don't know. She broke her rib or something
And anytime she laughs laughs it fucking kills her

(01:06:46):
Yeah, and so yeah really hurts to laugh but uh
As far as I can tell my cursory research, I think that's the closest you get to the actual
Brandy Petri and she seemed like a really interesting person. I think she has a captivating presence
so she can really command a can now, of course you get the you get a little bit of the

(01:07:10):
Stink of Lucifer Valentine because he is the one that put it out of course
But it's minimal. Oh, it's really just kind of her talking. I think it's worth a watch if you want to get a little more insight
To Brandy, I think you should check it out. I think she did a pretty good job in the
She is the OG slaughtered vomit doll

(01:07:33):
Yeah, and I think she deserves some recognition
Now she did do an interview I think in 2015
It wasn't it was only like a text-based thing
So it could have been just Lucifer Valentine the entire time probably was but she did express interest of doing another
Vomit gore movie. She also the interviewer also asked what was the hardest thing about

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slaughtered vomit dolls
And she was like smoking a maggot laced joint
She's like I just I just couldn't do it
And
The funny thing is is in a Lucifer Valentine interview
He was like, yeah, I tried to get her to smoke a maggot lace joint

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But the maggots wouldn't cooperate
Oh my god
What the always been unruly
But anyway, I think she's a good one
But anyway in case you were wondering
Did Lucifer Valentine have Brandy murdered? Is it a grand fucking vomit doll conspiracy?

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I don't know is it?
well
At risk of sounding like a fucking true crime podcast. I'll give you the inside scoop
Oh God
Maybe not the inside scoop, but it's public information
say inside of what?
inside of Canada local news

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Don't you know
She was murdered in a minor drug dispute
She was 34 years old. Isn't that minor?
Yeah
Bitch died a pretty major
The guy who murdered her one Travis McFile he was 21 years old at the time

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He had been on a drug fueled bender and hadn't slept for five days
He was with a woman. He had met only four days earlier and
They were just fuck partying it up and they called a dial a dope drug line
Apparently in Canada, you just call a number
Meet up with the drug dealer. I don't know

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I guess it's just calling a drug dealer. They just have a funny name for it in Canada dial a dope. I
Don't know
now there's no more recently that there are facilities in Canada that will test people's drugs for them to like
Ensure that they're not
ingesting like copious amounts of

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more overtly hazardous
Mm-hmm, you know like cutting agents and oh, yeah. Okay fun stuff. Hmm
Now this particular they've always been a little bit freer than us on
Okay, no, it's like it's a good idea now this particular dial a dope drug line was run by

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Miss Brandy and another dude
then they agreed to meet up and
Our fucking Travis McFile guy tried to buy the drugs with a prepaid credit card
That the woman had stolen from her mother
Now of course drug dealers typically do not take credit cards they usually insist on cash

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Which is when a brandy and her friend did and then Travis
Shot Brandy with a sawed-off shotgun
Damn
I'm trying to get the name of the dude. She was with it. Just it's just saying his last name Avery
level II
flesh sure so at this point Brandy shop

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Avery
Just kind of has superficial wounds
They end up wrecking their car Avery calls 911 our
assailants
Are fleeing the scene where the woman is?
Like hey, we got to go back and get the fucking drugs, dude
Oh my god

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Gotta love a crackhead man
I know
And yeah, the dude the Travis dudes like
Fuck that we just shot those people
At that point the the woman points the shotgun at her own head and says she's gonna shoot
Herself if they don't go back so then I'm going back to the scene

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less than five minutes after Avery calls 911 and they end up
shooting
Avery
Dealing the drugs and getting caught by the police
Oh my god, it's fucking rough. I feel like I would have just let her shoot herself, you know
Like I know in crackhead timelines

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When you've been awake and together for five days, that's basically like
Uh-huh, it's in your marriage. Yeah
So I get it but like, you know, thanks I think that situation you just got a letter shooter
So yeah
They end up getting
Our Travis guy pleaded guilty to two counts of second-degree murder in October 2019

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Doesn't say anything about the woman that threatened to shoot herself if they didn't go back and get the drugs
Brandi left behind three children that have been adopted by
Brandi's family. So they've found homes
Oh
That's good
Family that produced her

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We all got a little Angela Aberdeen in us
The woman named in court has not been charged with murder
The woman named in court has not been charged in the murders according to
Some person so I guess the fucking crazy bitch
The crazy bitch didn't get shit but anyway, I just thought we would

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Honor our OG Angela Aberdeen
Thank you. Any way to go
for
Thank you for the puke
Yeah, yeah and the pee
You keep the pee
But yeah, thank you for the pee. Oh, what about that? We didn't go through the part where again, you don't know what's real

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What's not she's like? Yeah, we're three months behind on all our bills and
Yeah, I'm
Going to this guy's house and putting a noose around my neck until I pass out. Oh
Yeah, and he pays me
He pays me so well. Yeah
It's fuck
That's what I don't this is why I'm not buying that this was even this is why it takes two years to film too

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Because he's just filming his life. I think
This is just what these people get up here for the most part
maybe
Yeah, dude. And so yeah, this woman's fucking three months behind on our fucking bills and rent and shit
yeah, cuz Lucy's not paying her and anything but fucking dildos and
Yeah, he's probably like hey, I'll give you a hundred bucks to fuck a pee in your own face

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Yeah, you want this maggot?
You want this maggot?
No, Lucy, I don't
Yeah, whole thing's fucked
Yeah, this is like we were talking about it last night like where's the line in exploitation and this definitely is way over the line
Yeah, it's somewhere north of here
But we were talking about that hoarder show and that's definitely a form of exploitation right now

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Exploitation right?
Right
I made the argument that I don't think you can make reality TV without being
Yeah, exploitative
But it's generally accepted. Yeah, that's you know, that's the nature of consumerism
Yeah, well and then even like, you know on YouTube you can go right now and find like interviews with like prostitutes and stuff

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And not happy prostitutes either sad prostitutes
The happy ones they're not like out doing you know, they're not on these like documentaries
But I mean that's that's not much better than a fucking
Slaughtered vomit dolls, is it?
No, I don't think so. But I mean, you know, they got millions of views and all the comments are like, oh

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How she does? Okay. It's great video
It does become an issue when everyone's like on
Copious amounts of drugs and it's taking years to produce
arguably minimal footage
You know
This is just suspicious
You know two and a half years to piss in a hotel room. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean?

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I'm like, I don't know about her
What the fuck? Yeah, and that that the new Angela
She's got she got like new tattoos in between she got that big fucking chess piece
Yeah, it's just disappearing and reappearing. Yeah
So yeah, I noticed I noticed that's what I mean that I gave up on linear

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And on episode one of this but yeah, so I believe it took fucking years to fucking shoot this piece of shit, dude
No, absolutely. That's what's suspicious
To me about it is like I'm not saying anyone was you can't argue coercion
So you don't know these people and you don't really know what anything like was happening
But it is like no one was on a level playing field here. Yeah

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Okay, I guess if we could if we're gonna be generous, maybe it's like, alright
I just fucked your face with a vodka bottle. Go ahead and take a few weeks off
Maybe
Repeat for fucking two and a half years
And I think it was it took a few months for Lucy to like have enough money to convince these

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Whatever
Yeah, oh and we did
We've been fucking complaining, you know for
Lucy the show is fucking dick, right? And I think we got to see the little head of it today
I don't I couldn't tell a great if there's a lot of funny-looking dickheads out there in the world. Yeah

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That was a funny-looking little dickhead. Yeah, we didn't mention it, but he fucking peas on our piss wizard. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, that's great
What if that was also a
Little prosthetic though, I'm convinced like we'll never show his dick. It's just like

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fucking deform
Yeah
Um, yeah, I hated it. Yeah, that's my overall thoughts
I didn't I didn't like it
Hell yeah, I
Think I'm right there. What was your what was your what the fuck moment?

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Lisa
Huh? My what the fuck moment was Hank skinny fucking that baby
Yeah
Yeah, baby rape is definitely oh what the fuck mom, yeah, I'm gonna stick with feed is fondling I
There's something gentler about that. I don't know
He's fondling yeah, that's a good one. I think it's up there with cannibal coitus. Yeah, like a

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prenatal penetration
That's even less of your sounding. Yeah
Yeah, it almost sounds like a fucking doctor procedure
Well, what's your what the fuck moment bow
Probably the if it can't be
Baby fucking it's gotta be uh, probably probably the tampon situation. Yeah

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Yeah with miss piggy, uh-huh
Yeah, I fucking gagged on that
Yeah, well
Yeah, and then it's neared it left smear marks and I understand that was
Probably the best application of practical effects, but they sure pulled that tampon out of her. Uh-huh at first

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I'm not saying it was
That I don't think they were actually like wiping her menstrual fluid all over her face. But yeah
Yeah, I agree. The effect was potent. Yeah, it worked
It worked on me
Yeah
Fucking worked on me. Yeah

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Yeah, dude, this is this is by far the fucking grossest one of the trilogy dude
I was so fucking close to throwing up on this one, man
Yeah
I think if during all those weird little cuts are like puking and pissing and puking and pissing if one of those cuts was
Somebody just taking a shit on the floor, dude would have been game over for me, man

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Yeah, something about I think probably me too. Like I said, I don't really
Well, cuz her charcoal toilet
It it it it it read poop
Yeah, you know
Yeah, it was giving poop
It was giving poop vibes
Yeah

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Uh, so yeah, that one almost took me there, I guess
Yeah, uh
Speaking of which that's gonna be my what the fuck
Is that your what the fuck moment? Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, that was
disgusting
Mm-hmm
She's just fucking puking up
Blobs dude. Yeah, and then what sealed the deal is she just reaches in that toilet

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And grabs the fucking biggest
Yeah
Mud and it was like thick
Yeah, it didn't like it didn't like it wasn't like water tension at play on the surface of that
It was just like a pile of it. You know
What the fuck was it had to be that charcoal shit, right?
Yeah, but i've never oh my god

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That was yeah, I don't know what the fuck they were doing
They fucking ground up some of the fucking kingsford briquettes
Mixed it in a smoothie and fucking chugged it dude. Oh my god. It was so fucking nasty, dude
I'm by the pew just thinking about it. Yeah
Yeah

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All right, not great lisa
Yeah, how spicy is this movie, baby?
All right
I'm gonna say something weird. Hell. Yeah, that's what we're here for. Yeah. I mean not as weird as you think
um
I'm gonna say like pickled ginger

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Ginger
Okay, all right
You know like that weird spicy
like not really spicy but like
Kind of like wasabi. I happen to really like ginger dude. I fucking love pickled ginger, dude
I hate ginger too. We had a whole jar of it
And I would just fucking eat it

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I put ginger in a lot of I have a I have jars like different types of ginger like
Like the asian market and I put it in like everything. Yeah
Yeah, ginger's badass. Yeah, but it's like
It's like wasabi like how wasabi has that weird like almost spicy kind of taste
Yeah, that's how ginger is for me. It's almost like a spicy
But not really it's a distinctive profile for sure. Yeah, it's weird like a spicy not spicy sort of thing

(01:23:31):
It like just kind of fucks your tongue up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, it activates something
Yeah, and that's what this movie is
Hell yeah, something got activated in lisa. Yeah
All right, bow how spicy is this movie i'm gonna go with like
I like my eggs on the runny side, but when they're too runny and also like

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Like slathered with tabasco. Yeah
Uh that oh yeah
Um
How about you chris? Okay. Um, let me set the scene for you
Okay
I want you to

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Walk to your cupboard find um a cup of um hot and spicy chicken noodles
ramen noodles, um
I want you to peel that lid
Halfway don't peel it all the way. Okay. Now instead of putting water in there. You're just gonna fucking piss in it
I figured I didn't know if we were going piss or vomit here, but I felt one of the other coming

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now
Up to the fill line
And you're gonna well hydrated piss
Oh, this is the fucking oranges
Yeah, that's what I think. That's what I this is the uh, I only drink dr. Pepper piss
Yeah, that's what I thought was there might be a fucking kidney stone in there. Yeah, it's the chunky

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Uh, all right, you're gonna microwave that motherfucker for two minutes and 15 seconds and you're gonna chow down
Yeah, thank you
Yeah, that sounds great
All right, lisa
Yeah, give us your star rating and where you're gonna put it on the leaderboard

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Um, well my star rating is going to be tied with devil's experiment and slaughtered vomit dolls at half a star
half a star
Half a star and it's gonna go at the very bottom of my list
Below slaughtered vomit dolls

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All right, bo
What's your star rating and where does it where does it fall on your leaderboard?
for star rating
um, I guess I gotta stick with the this is just a porn and
It's just not a good one. So I guess we're gonna go like one star
All right
and
leaderboard

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Yeah, i'm gonna
I'll put it right above devil's experiment
Okay
If the baby had I don't know it was just sort of incongruous amounts of uh
Uh, VAD shots and
Uh
Then poorly crafted babies, I don't know

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Yeah, dude, here's why it exists like okay lucifer valentine
Has some skills as a director like I like his editing
I like a lot of the cinematography all the weird little shots he does I think are pretty cool
Uh, I think so too. I think he's got the like psychological thriller sort of cinematography styles

(01:26:51):
Exactly. He could make a fucking terrifying horror movie, dude
Yeah, but I don't think he not if he's the one like writing and producing it. I don't think yeah
And these are they've uh submitted that this is the product of his uh writing and uh, what a joke that is

(01:27:12):
Is
Yeah, dude, he's kind of if he could just chill out with the fucking porno shit
He could make a sick fucking movie man, or just like
Actually go that way with it, you know, like just decide what lane we're in
Yeah, I mean you could probably squeeze some fucking puking into any horror movie
absolutely

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Even like a ton you could probably put like too much puking and it'd still be a good movie
Yeah, dude, because regorgette the sacrifice there are some parts in that movie that were pretty fucking scary, dude
Like the fucking conjoined twins coming out of the fucking forest
Like if he would have threw a jump scare in there, I would have jumped out of my fucking chair
Yeah, or yeah or the I was abducted in 1973

(01:27:58):
Yeah, oh we did we also didn't mention the face mask made another appearance as well
Oh, yeah, but also for no reason
Just like for one shot
But I mean, I don't know if he can make another movie under the name of loose for valentine, which is why I would like to offer up
um saint and thanksgiving

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Yeah, that's a bold mind that one yeah, you can you you can use that name loose for valentine, um, I won't even charge you for it
Just make a cool horror movie
um
Chill on the piss shout out. Yeah, um
Maybe cut the piss out. Um
Tragic stories of um broken women

(01:28:43):
Maybe leave that out
So if you could just make another one, but uh, you know not like anything you've done so far yeah
Yeah, man
I mean, I'd be honestly i'd be happy with another regurgitated sacrifice dude, because I actually kind of like that one
Even was the best one so far even like it. We got it. It's the most

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Okay
Yeah
It was at least aren't good. No, it wasn't I mean it was it was at least like like a spectacle, right? Like
Absolutely. You were watching some shit. I whether it was
Some yeah, maybe it wasn't good. But man, it was wild
well, this one almost had that but it was
uh

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Yeah, it was like an uncomfortable amount of uh vaginas being put through some stuff
No, and I guess with these movies it's like once you kind of get over the shock value of like puking and stuff
There's really nothing nothing left. That's the whole bit. I think so
Uh, I think that's part of the reason this one fell so flat for me too

(01:29:52):
Because there was still a lot of gratuitous, uh gross
Stuff happening, but it was like I don't think it was done as well as in the second one. Yeah second one
Is the pinnacle?
Uh, and I I know you said hank skinny phoned it in but I think
He he did what he could with what he was dealt with. Yeah, maybe he might be right

(01:30:15):
I mean he's been fucking going hard for almost 10 years at this point. Maybe he needs to fucking slow down
Yeah
What about you chris what's your star rating leaderboard placing
I'm gonna have to get this one one star
Yeah
And i'm gonna slot it in. This is a new low for me

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number 16
I almost put it on my last two but
I really just got devil's experiment. It's so garbage
What would you watch again devil's experiment or slow torture puke chamber?
If I had to choose, uh, I would just
Assume the face down asset position and piss in my own mouth

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You know, yeah, yeah, I would watch devil's experiment fucking 10 times before I watched the torture puke chamber
Torture puke chamber again for real. I'm not even kidding. Yeah, if I had to choose I would watch devil's experiment again
Yeah, I guess that one's probably more
I don't know. I hated them both for completely different reasons. I know

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I am unhappy with where I have devil's experiment on my leaderboard. I
For you it is up there and it should not be yeah, but it's got some shitty
Definitely that too
The only thing that's keeping it so high is it's our very first episode
So it's got some
sentimental value and the eyeball scene was probably the best we've ever seen well and also we've the whole trilogy that

(01:31:54):
Is underneath it that probably deserves to be yeah
I don't know. I would
I don't know man. I feel like I have regurgitated too low. Maybe i'm just remembering the highlights
I put it higher you got it at number seven, which is yeah
up there, yeah
Well, it was like you said a bit ago. It was

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As a standalone, I I think it was okay
Yeah
If you can divorce yourself from like expecting anything like a narrative or like linear storytelling
It was it was great like shock and awe
Uh, just sort of uh discomfort. I don't know
Yeah, right. Yeah, it would be the perfect like I don't know maybe cut like it would be the perfect like make little um

(01:32:40):
Videos out of it put them on youtube like little 10 minute chunks or something because there's some wild shit in there
There's also a lot of bullshit in there
I don't know the more I look at my list the more I fucking want to change shit around and we cannot do that
No, no. Yeah, you gotta you gotta you're fucking locked in
Which I think I don't know. I don't forget it

(01:33:01):
I think with regurgitate at least it was like hurry the fuck up and I just kind of put it in there
No problem. All right, that's gonna do it for uh, slow torture puke chamber. Yeah
Oh it was it was slow and torturous
um
We only have one

(01:33:23):
Movie left before out of this puke chamber. Yeah
Yeah, and that is black mass of the nazi sex wizard
my god
Are you excited for this one lisa? Oh, i'm not not at all
Do you think that they get to pick out their wands or no the wand chooses the nazi?

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Yeah, the wand chooses the nazi
I have a sneaking suspicion. This is more of a like hooded wizard and not the
Not that you're a wizard harry not the aloha mora
What spells do you think a nazi sex wizard performs I think he does burning crosses in the front yard kind

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And some raping
Uh, let's see if I just gotta know if hanks yep hanks guineas in it
I hope he's a nazi. He will be you know, he is yeah
He'll be the fucking leader
Yeah, he's the grand wizard. Mm-hmm
No hope likens either. Oh, but this is this is billed as a prequel to slaughtered vomit dolls

(01:34:40):
Yeah, well, you know that would matter if there was a fucking story. There's just not
Yeah, well suck a dick lucy. Oh, we didn't really go into it. But um, you know how the whole fucking lucifer valentine shit on
Social media and whatnot. Everybody hates him

(01:35:01):
According to reddit, uh
I hope likens is one of the uh people that uh did not have a good experience with lucifer valentine
imagine that
I don't know if maybe it was the uh vodka throat fucking or the crucifix rape
but um
or the

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perfume slapping
Uh
Couldn't find anything from her
Which she went home said i'm so sorry dad and then never left the house again. Maybe i'm not a fan of lucifer valentine

(01:35:41):
Maybe I got in over my head they say never meet your idols, but they also don't say stop idolizing fucking idiots
And unfortunately her idol was a nazi sex wizard
Uh, so yeah tune in next time when we fucking finish up the vomit gore

(01:36:04):
Quadrilogy. Yeah
And uh gonna be so fun
I can't wait
I can't wait to be fucking done with it. Exactly. I'm ready to move on man
I'm ready to get out of this slow torture puke chamber
Yep
But uh, we'll see you next time on what the fuck are you watching?

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Say bye bitch. Bye bitch
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