You Can't Scare Me!
Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did! Support us on Patreon!
Episodes
R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!
(00:00) Introduction
(05:35) Mario's History Lesson
(22:24) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(46:54) Legal Problems ft. Josh Moniz
(52:39) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:24:14) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:53:17) Bran...
It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs!
(00:00) Introduction
(04:15) Mario's History Lesson
(29:57) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(57:26) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:17:28) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:35:08) Mario's Chapter Summary
(2:01:42) TV Episode Discussion
(3:13:44) Overall...
bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of!
(00:00) bröther may i have some spööks?
(03:24) Mario's History Lesson
(14:43) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(37:58) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:13:03) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:26:37) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:46:39) TV Episod...
Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call!
(00:00) Dog Mess Express
(04:53) Introduction
(09:24) Mario's History Lesson
(29:23) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(58:30) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario
(1:22:29) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
(1:50:02) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon
(2:28:13) TV Episode Discussion
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HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop screaming!
(00:00) Introduction
(04:39) Mario's History Lesson
(20:08) Cover Discussion
(29:28) Bob's Chapter Summary
(54:31) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:33:04) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:49:04) TV Episode Discussion
(2:20:26) Overall Review
Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real!
(00:00) Introduction
(05:00) Mario's History Lesson
(17:40) Cover Discussion
(34:26) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:10:27) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:30:03) Bob's Chapter Summary
(2:03:06) TV Episode Discussion
(2:23:49) Overall Review
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't care about customs!
(00:00) A Note from the Network Censor
(01:20) Introduction
(06:16) Mario's History Lesson
(20:10) Cover Discussion
(56:12) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:23:04) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:42:55) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(2:18:52) TV Episode Discussion
(3:00:59) Overall R...
It's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a terrible idea, Bob makes a Garfield panini, and Geop shares a bathroom horror story!
(00:00) Introduction
(06:04) Mario's History Lesson
(15:18) Cover Discussion
(43:07) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:13:40) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:30:14) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:52:38) Geop's Chapter...
Dear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang impressions, and Bob eats a bee!
(00:00) Introduction
(07:21) Mario's History Lesson
(25:16) Cover Discussion
(38:45) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario
(1:35:07) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon
(1:58:48) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
(2:18:22) TV Episode Discussion
(3:05:44) Over...
Panic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirsty for turtle death!
(00:00) Introduction
(03:24) Trevor's History with Goosebumps
(09:44) Cover Discussion
(16:56) Chapter Summary Discussion: Trevor
(44:03) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
(1:10:17) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario
(1:33:11) TV Episode Discussion
(1:56:36) Overall R...
I have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep love of dummies, and Josh gets expelled for projectile vomiting across an entire auditorium!
(00:00) AITA to get rid of her creepy dummy?
(04:26) Introduction
(13:35) Mario's History Lesson
(22:07) Cover Discussion
(34:37) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
(1:08:51) Chapter Summary Dis...
Left-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical movies from physical stores, and Mario gets brain freeze - total vapor lock!
(00:00) Introduction
(01:32) Mario's History Lesson
(12:02) Cover Discussion
(24:09) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario
(1:07:57) Chapter Summary Discussion: Rachel
(1:36:00) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
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What's an ankh? On this special bonus episode, Mario eyes a curvaceous mummy, Rachel deploys her improv skills, and Bob cruises for chicks by blasting his sound effects CD!
(00:00) Opening Skit
(04:27) Introduction
(06:58) Are You Afraid of the Dark Retrospective
(25:30) TV Episode Discussion
(1:42:12) Outro
Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btTpW7MAo4I
False advertising! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's upset this book doesn't have mummies or curses in it, Bob gets really thirsty, and Rachel's shoes are constantly coming untied!
(00:00) Introduction
(04:42) Mario's History Lesson
(12:17) Three Sentence Summary
(15:23) Cover Discussion
(23:05) Book Discussion
(3:01:09) Overall Review
(3:05:39) Predict the Twist
Video version of this podcast: https://www.yo...
Is that Ryan Gosling?? On this episode of YCSM, Rachel is M.I.A., Mario tells us the tale behind his vomit backpack, and Bob careens into oncoming traffic!
(00:00) Introduction
(02:12) Mario's History Lesson
(07:34) Three Sentence Summary
(10:34) Cover Discussion
(24:52) Book Discussion
(2:29:20) TV Episode Discussion
(3:08:44) Overall Review
(3:13:17) Alternate Titles
(3:14:46) Predict the Twist
(3:17:17) Super Secret Segment
What's the deal with airline food??? In this continuation of last episode's conversation about Monster Blood, Bob becomes vexed by modems, Mario avoids being wrong on the internet, and Rachel staunchly refuses to cast magic spells!
(00:00) Introduction
(02:50) "Monster Blood" TV Episode Discussion
(41:55) "More Monster Blood" TV Episode Discussion
(1:08:51) Overall Review
Video version of this podcast: http...
It's a big sticky mess! On this first YCSM episode of 2022, Mario reveals his ability to take extremely fast bio breaks, Rachel didn't do her homework, and Bob talks way too much about slime toys!
(00:00) Introduction
(00:46) Introduction
(01:57) Mario's History Lesson
(06:13) A Brief History of Slime Toys
(16:15) Cover Discussion
(20:58) Book Discussion
(1:59:14) Mario's Review
(2:09:36) Alternate Titles
(2:11:48) Predict the Twis...
Hamburgers for everyone! On this episode of YCSM Rachel gets a new nickname, Bob learns how to pick locks from the local delinquent, and Mario becomes infatuated with some very good numbers.
(00:00) Introduction
(01:37) Mario's History Lesson
(04:25) Three Sentence Summary
(06:53) Cover Discussion
(17:36) Book Discussion
(1:32:26) TV Episode Discussion
(1:54:47) Overall Review
(2:01:07) Alternate Titles
(2:03:27) Predict the Twist
There goes the neighborhood! On the very first episode of You Can't Scare Me, Bob falls in love with the best puppy, Mario has issues with an old family heirloom, and Rachel gets acclimated to her constantly haunted bedroom!
(00:00) Introduction
(11:03) A Brief History of Jovial Bob
(15:22) Cover Discussion
(17:55) Book Discussion
(1:19:36) TV Episode Discussion
(1:53:44) Alternate Titles
(1:56:05) Mario's Review
(1:58:34) Predict ...
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