February 25, 2025 • 34 mins
- Dom's friend got a Billie Eilish upgrade
- Free upgrade tips
- We forgot Producer Claire's birthday
- Who forgot your birthday?
- FreeDom - Chip On The Shoulder
- Make My Day
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
A long time ago in a lab far far away,
a science experiment went horribly wrong out of that Disney
feature Rose, Zach and.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Have you ever have I felt like this?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Like strange?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
This happens when kids. This is Zak and Don.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
I'm going to be honest with you Australia. Zach and
I are feeling a little bit sheepish tonight. We've we've
made him, we made an error. We made a mistake, mate,
have we yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You and I yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Together to equal mistake, equal mistake? All right, Well, this
is in relation to producer Claire, who's.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I thought it was in relation to you.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
What have I done setting a false alarm last night
that you had seen aliens?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
We are going to talk about my alien side a
bit later on as well.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Non aliens.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Okay, we're going to talk about Tom's starling exciting.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
We will get there later.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
But no, we've had a new member of the team
join and this is the time of year, at the
start of the year that a lot of people have
new people they're working with in the office. We've had
produce a clear with us for a touch over a
week and something's happened in the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Honestly, she could quit over this.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We've led her down big time and I think it's
something other Australians will have done as well. But coming
up before we get to nine o'clock, we're going to
need to see if we can make good for this
because I feel pretty awkward. You feel pretty awkward, and
we've got ourselves a bit of a dilemma that we're in.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
This is second Tom.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
We want to know thirteen one oh six', five how
did you get an? Upgrade might have been in a,
hotel might have been on a flight of some, Sort
but did you get an?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Upgrade and if, so how did you do?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
It Zach and this comes from a friend of mine
who went to See Billie eilish in her Current australian.
Too she went to The brisbane shows and she went along.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
A few days before the.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Gig she has a sporting, injury breaks her, foot gets
the moon boot, on and then when she rocks up
to the gig in the, moonboot they, say, oh you
can come sit up.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Here where we put all the injured people right near the.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Front she's got perfect because she can't stand up for the,
gig like the most perfect vantage, point perfect view of
the whole, thing much better than what she paid. For
all because of the moon.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Boot, now if you were to use a wheelchair when
you didn't need to use a, wheelchair that would be
seen as.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Unethical, yes, immoral.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Totally moonboot, though, yeah gray area because no, one because
it's indicating that it's a short term.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Injury crutches could be. Crutches see crutches seems. Worse, yeah
for some, REASON i don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Why what about crutches feels like no, wheelchairs no moon.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Boot i'm like, maybe, yeah, certainly if you see someone
in a moon boot and they Said i'm faking, it
you wouldn't think you'd think that's upset about?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
It are?
Speaker 7 (02:52):
You?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
No? No?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
NO i MEAN i at school considered faking the cast
on the.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Arm why is that to get all the? Signatures you?
Know did you have a particularly famous? Cohort why did you?
Want a?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
FRIEND a friend of mine broke their arm and had
the cast that everyone in the grade, signed AND i,
Thought i'd like.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
That that sounds. Cool what did he keep the? CAST
i think he might.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
HAVE i can't remember what he did with the, cast
but everyone in the grade rode on the, cast AND
i THOUGHT i don't have something for everyone in the
grade to write. On imagine IF i broke my, Arm,
yeah i'd.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
You attempt to break it or. Anything, NO i didn't
go to that, level BUT i.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Did it did just occur to me THAT, i don't,
know that'd be a, cool cool, memento a cool focal
point of social attention at.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
School you know WHAT i.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Mean Signed onm's, Cast suddenly i'd stand out from the,
massive forgettable young.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
People another guy with a.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Cast you'd be special for the, day wouldn't, You, yeah
you'd be.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Special would you consider.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Wearing a moonboot to get free upgrades even if you weren't?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Injured, well now THAT i know it, works at least
in this, Instance i'm very tempted to because the.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Moon but how much is a?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Moonboot where you could probably get one on marketplace for
like twenty b, right maybe even.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Less this person.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Had bought the cheapest possible tickets To Billie, eilish they
rock up in a moon but let's say it was
twenty BUT i think it. Was it was a legitimate moon.
Boot but still they wreck up in the moon boot
and suddenly they're probably getting four or five hundred dollars
better view of the.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
CONCERT i mean that that's a good. Investment it's basic,
maths isn't.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
It i'd be tempted to sprain my ankle on, purpose
just a little. Injury, YEAH i think long, term, right
because then morally you'd feel, okay we're in the.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Moonboot, yeah if it was a real.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Injury, yeah, Yeah look thirteen one sixty. Five have you
ever been able to get an upgrade? Before you hear
of this often with people who have some sort of,
secret they say with.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Flights, well people sometimes say it about your. Honeymoon, ah,
YES i didn't find that at. All what do you,
mean no free upgrades WHEN i was on my?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Honeymoon? Really?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah you got married pretty, young.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Though do you reckon they even when we were.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
In like a hotel that, night even when we're in you,
know a wedding dress and.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Suit, nothing, guys? Nothing?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Wow CAN i give you my mom's upgrade hack for
any hotel room you're?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
In does she write them a letter or? Something? No, No,
no she complained that it smells a. Cigarettes oh that's.
Right if you go into any room.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
And you say you call reception, her this room smells
like cigarette smoke to keep you. Happy she, says nine
times out of ten, upgrade she's gone from a basic
room to like the corner.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Sweep how often does she try?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
This in my childhood it happened often family. Holidays everything
smelled like cigarette.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Smoke maybe she needs to get that checked. Out she
needs to go.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Doctor look third in ONE o six? Five what have
you tried to do to get an? Upgrade have we?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Got?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Karen this was on the flight back From, Turkey, karen
what did you?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Do?
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Hey it boy was, yeah it went on a trip
with my fiance now To turkey and proposed to her over.
Then and we thought the flight there was pretty pretty,
tough about a twenty hour. Flight you have to break
in between the economy classes didn't cut. It so on
the way back made her turn into A hollywood actor
(06:07):
and she had to act like she was. SICK i
went up to the customer service desk at the airport and,
said she's got bad morning. Sickness you, know she just felt.
Pregnant so can we have some sort of exit row
seat or something at least something to accommodate, Us and they,
said we can give you business. Class the whole way
(06:28):
back on the New airbus. Plane SO i got business
class the whole way. Back she like a baby the whole.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Flight both have you got?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
It both of us got? It cinnerma next to each.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Other that's probably what like a ten thousand dollars, value.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
About about ten.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Grand, wow that's.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
INCREDIBLE i MEAN i would have thought they might have
given it To karen's, partner but to give it To
karen as, well to get them both.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
In he might have been, LIKE i need to be
there for emotional.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Support and were you, Surprised karen at the acting chops
that your partner.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Had HONESTLY i wanted to DO i want to just
acting classes when we got back sraight. Away BUT.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I mean it's a good, one right if give it a.
Shot if you are at the airport and you you
know you's a you know you are a, woman or
you're with a, woman just say there's a pregnancy, happening
because it seems like that's the one that will always
dial into people's emotional.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Warmth, yeah is it a bit of a Manipulative are.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
You pretending that taking advantage of people's generosity when it
comes to pregnancy is.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
A port to?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Do, yeah pregnancy. ILLNESS i mean the moon. Boot the
worst that it can be is a broken. Foot, yeah,
true do you know WHAT i?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Mean SO i feel like that one's in the gray.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Area, yeah but you wouldn't lie about a pregnancy that's. Touchy, yeah,
MATE i prefer a business class seat than. Morals jason
on third in ONE o six, Five what did you
do at a caravan Park jason to get an upgrade.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Caravan? Park pissing down? Rain, yeah we got in. There
we actually wet the place and soaked it. Instead it
was leaking and we got put up in the hotel
over the. Weekend, well hang on a.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Second the caravan park was, wait what's the?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Story great mobile? Unit?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Ah right, right and.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
He said it was leaky and you got put into
the better accommodation of the.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Hotel come, On, jason you can't be doing.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
THAT i, mean you can't be literally getting the mount
FRONT a fine, line isn't.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
It because my friend used to say that he had
a hack at McDonald's on how to get free.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Cheeseburger so he, said how do you do? It and he,
goes when you.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Go through drive, through you just look in your bag
when they give it to you and you SAY i
ordered a, cheeseburger it's not in, Here And i'm, like
but that you're just lying to.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Them that's not a clever. Hack that's just. Fraud, yeah
where's a fine, line isn't, It? Freden fraud is a fine? Line, Again,
yes the.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Moonboot maybe going into an accommodation and trashing it and
saying that it was like that when you got, there
that might be a little over the.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Line, well we'll see where this one stands WITH uzac
on the ethical fine line. THERE i meant that my
mum has historically liked going to hotels complaining that they
smell like smoke and getting an. Upgrade i'm fine with
that room spells like. Smoke, now this is a hack
you do as, Well. Mark how many times do you?
Reckon you've pulled this off? Successfully?
Speaker 11 (09:13):
Oh so many? Times like, HONESTLY i reckon ten plus
not even ten? Fifteen.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Mark do they ever pull you up on it and, go,
oh come with you and see if it smells like smoke,
myself or they just don't care and they just say,
WHATEVER i just get that.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Upgrade they don't.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Really, care to be, honest, because LIKE i always say
That i'm really sensitive to, it so like it might
work for, me like it might smell for, me but
then for, them they, don't you know WHAT i. Mean
that's a fine.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Line, yeah you, Say i've got like a keen sense
of smell like a. Dog, yeah you guys probably wouldn't
be able to smell.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
It, Yeah, mark have you ever considered actually lighting a
cigarette in the room and then calling the.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Mark nah or?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Nah?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah probably, no it's too.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
FAT i wonder with the smoke, one how often they
would have just given you an upgrade if you just
asked anyway for an.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Upgrade, yeah, yeah that's, true that's.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
GOOD i wonder if you just you, know we have
all these, schemes BUT i wonder if you just directly,
asked how often you would get?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Upgraded BECAUSE i guess if they're giving an, upgrade it
means they've got capacity To.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Yeah, right so that's WHAT i always. Think, yes does
it come out of your?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Paycheck?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah, WELL i still reckon it's worth. Though if you're
going to go to a big, gig get the moon,
boot get it on marketplace and give it a. Shot
but you probably do have to really exaggerate the limp
in front of the.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Start the issue is going to be after broadcasting this
at the Next Billie eilish. Concert, yeah that area is
going to have like a thousand people in moon.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Boots you're listening to The zach And dom.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Podcast zach in twenty twenty, five we've got a new
addition to The zach And dom.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Team welcome Producer. Claire.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Now we had we had produced a cast earlier this.
Year cass was always just going to be an introm
Before claire could.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Start So, claire you're our official producer.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Now, Congratulations welcome and obviously you know the introduction has
been completely, flawless totally.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Smooth we haven't made it full of ourselves at, all
AND i mean this is the.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Issue So, claire you've had one week with us and
people are going to hear your voice a lot on
the show in the year, ahead which.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Excited about sense of the phone when you.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Call, yeah, Yeah so you'd want to get off to
a good, start which we didn't because you're with us every.
Day and last, night at the end of the, day
after working with you all, DAY i Checked facebook at
about eleven pm and saw birthdays, Today.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Claire it was your birthday and we didn't mention it at.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
All.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Birthday, yes no one said.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Anything not only did anyone like it's not not on
the show or. Anything but how many conversations off did
we have messaging through the day? Emails you sat here
with us last, Night, yeah just take it away from
your loved ones for your birthday. Evening And zach AND
i must have looked like the most arrogant jerks on
the planet to not even say happy.
Speaker 12 (12:03):
Birthday, well, granted like you, Said i've only been here a.
Week it's kind of awkward for me to be like
to drop the hayt's my birthday.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Bomb it is awkward when it's so early in your Work,
like imagine if it was your birthday on your second,
workday what do you?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Say what do you.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Expect everyone to get your? Cart and then what day
is it? Acceptable?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Then did you did you consider dropping a? Hint clear
at any point did you think, going, geez this is
a weird birthday or.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Something to be, honest my husband forgot that it was
my birthday for the first hour and a half of
the morning and.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Said that he was just waking.
Speaker 12 (12:34):
Up so you guys not knowing and not remembering not as, so.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Hang, on what happened after an hour and a half
did you bring it up with did he suddenly?
Speaker 12 (12:42):
Remember he just came up to me with, this like
this little, smile happy.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Birthday, look we want to know thirteen one oh sixty,
five who forgot your? Birthday because it's A i imagine
even though you we couldn't really have known, Yet, claire
it wouldn't be A it would beat a weird feeling
to be around your you, know the new show you're working,
with who aren't saying anything about the fact it's your.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Day we did it feel? Odd a we really?
Speaker 12 (13:09):
Know BUT i was also in work.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Mode yeah that's.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
True, yeah you can shut it off kind of, thing caren't. You,
Yeah And i'm just working. NOW i THINK i kind
of forgot my sister's birthday this, year but not. REALLY i,
remember do you ever do? This and you, GO i
got a text, later and then you forget to text
and it's, like, yes it's like eleven forty five at,
night And i'm, like, OH i wanted to be the
last one to text.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
You that's.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Smart but, look it's when someone LIKE i feel like
every birthday that comes around for. Me there's maybe seven
or eight people Who i'm particularly THINKING i HOPE i
hear from then. Today they're the ones who you're, LIKE
i don't care, necessarily you.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Have a list of people you have to hear from
my absolute inner. Sanctum can't you tick them off as
they kind of contact you? Mentally? Yeah and what's acceptable
is a? Text? Ok or do you want to text?
It text is?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
FINE i just want to hear something from these people
in the course of the or else what?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Well or?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
ELSE i get to the end of the day AND
i re evaluate that. Friendship they go down in The
MySpace Top, friends is?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
WELL i Miss MySpace Top, friends because how do you
passively aggressively or passive aggressively tell someone now that you're
mad at? Them Without MySpace Top, friends it's so much.
Harder but it's more THAT i get to the end
of that day and IF i haven't heard from these,
PEOPLE i think maybe we're not as close AS i
thought we were. Originally that's a fair thing to, feel isn't.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
It that's what most. PEOPLE i.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Mean an hour and a half into, yesterday clear you
must have been thinking about your. Husband, jesus what's going.
Here we as tight AS i thought we.
Speaker 12 (14:32):
Were my five year old had said happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Before that's WHAT i. Mean look that in one six?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Five who forgot your? Birthday we Got sarah In. Sydney
who was it for?
Speaker 10 (14:44):
You?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Sarah it was actually me who forgot someone's birthday and
it was my.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Dad your dad's? Birthday what?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Happened, Yes so my auntie called me one Day she's,
like do you want to come to lunch with your?
Dad AND i thought she just wanted to touch, up
SO i was, like, sure we go to. Lunch who
were sitting there and then she mentioned something about a
birthday and it clicked in my head AND i just
looked at my. DAD i, Said i'm so. Sorry i'm,
like happy. Birthday go do you want to go?
Speaker 13 (15:06):
Shopping?
Speaker 9 (15:07):
You, like what do you want to?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
DO i felt so bad.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
And had you thought in the days leading, up, OH
i Know dad's birthday's coming up where it totally Sub it.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Didn't because his birthday is a twenty second Of. December
it's like That christmas period when that's just a million
things going. On so it really slipped my.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Mind, Yeah, Sarah i've got a four year old daughter
AND i got to tell you breaks my heart to
think in twenty years she might be forgetting my. Birthday,
Sorry i'm.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Sorry, yeah this is your future that lies ahead for.
You but and in response to, THAT i have recently
had to put every person WHO i think would be
unforgivable to forget their birthday into my phone calendar with
an alert at seven am every, morning every day when
there's a.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Birthday oh so when your friends are getting their send,
out it's not done on raw, power it's not raw.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Emotion you're lying on a.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
COMPUTER i get a, reminder and then from the, REMINDER
i reach out out of all.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Emotion chantell on thirty one six.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Five this included an overseas trip your birthday being.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Forgotten what?
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Happened, okay so my mom started From New.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Zealand.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Yep so we went over to celebrate my.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
Birthday my cousin's three days before me and my auntie's
on the same. Day and we'd all had a massive
sleepover at my nun's. House And i'd woken up AND
i love my, birthday AND i was, waiting, waiting, waiting
and no one had said anything to.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Me the whole family.
Speaker 13 (16:37):
Forgot oh family forgot except for My, auntie but she
wasn't there because it was her birthday as.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Well, So, chantel did you remind them or did you just?
Speaker 13 (16:46):
SULK i sulked for the first hour and a bit.
Speaker 14 (16:51):
And THEN i, went, no that's, enough AND i was, like,
everyone it's my birthday and they all felt so.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Bad oh, Wow AND.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I guess then you've got the, Advantage, chantel don't You
you can kind of you can guilt them into getting
probably something out of that one.
Speaker 13 (17:05):
Hundred, percent like more presents THAN i need.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
It and whenever you need, to now you can bring
up remember that time you forgot my?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Birthday, yes that's ammunition for the rest of every family. Function,
Right so It's christmas in twenty years. Time, hey are
you going to bring? Potatoes, WELL i don't. Know you're
going to remember my birthday twenty years. Back it's a great. One,
There sophie And.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Sydney this was a family member as.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
Well what?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Happened, Yeah so mom and dad went To. Bali they
split the trip in, half accommodation one place in the
other and my dad forgot to Book mum's. Birthday mum
thought it was a, surprise really not and so the
date came up a, lot and THEN i called her
(17:49):
in the, morning said happy. Birthday she, said your father
hasn't said. Anything be. Quiet dinner time and the restaurant
brings out a cake with sparklers and all, sorts and
it wasn't until they put it on the table the
dad realized what he'd. Done so your.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Mom wanted to see how long it would, take and
it took him til. Dinner so she went through the
whole day not saying anything on her.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Birthday and the, RESTAURANT i mean the hotel must have
noted it from her, passport so.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
That was they. DIDN'T i thought maybe you were going to.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Say that your dad had prepared this big surprise dinner
and he wanted to make your mom feel like he
had forgotten as a.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Surprise he could have.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Got away with, that but he immediately admitted his.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Guilt if the hotel remembers and you, Don't and how
has it been since, Then, sophie does this come up a?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Lot it, does but twenty eight years of, marriage it's
it's probably not the worst thing that.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Happened WHAT i Love WHAT i.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Love so much about that story is That sophie's mum
called her and, said your dad's, forgotten don't remind.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Him, yeah give it.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Down my reading of that sich is she's, Going i'm
going to let him dig this. Grave, YEAH i want
him to dig it as deep as it.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Can AND i wonder if you attempted to drop hints
throughout yeah day and just get a little more obvious
as it goes.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Along don't look any different to you, Today i'm feeling
a bit.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
Older THE zac And dom, podcast we're Letting dom's ideas run.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Wild this is Free, dom this IS hr initiated. Radio
we've been told we need to give a segment To
dom where no one can tell him. No AND i
think we'll be writing a letter TO hr, tomorrow an
email saying do we have to continue this because there's
been some stinkers?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Lately that is so.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Untrue we've had two in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Five one smashed it out of the. Park Dom dom
hasn't been only, Two, yeah there's been. Two we've done
more than, TWO i, think. SO i think there's been,
four AND i think three have been.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
BAD i only know you're hitting at isn't that you're
connecting with twenty five?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Percent? Either.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Way one of them went way out of the. Park
there was one massive smash. Hit and last Week i'll.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Give you men who wear, pajamas no pajam. Men it
was thank, you no.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Course. Yeah it turns Out i'm the Only aussie guy
who likes to wear. Pajamas but that's, fine. Mate WHAT
i learned IS i think.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Because you really dug down into the snoopy pajamas that
put people off a little.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Bit we know you made me dig down into, them
and you know you.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Did BUT i have been thinking through the week what
do people like Because i've got a Little i've got
a little. DESK i go and sit out to come
up with freedom, ideas freedom, desks and there's a big
notepad AND i just write ideas in it AND i, go,
nah don't like.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
That one scratch that. Scratched so pajama men was in. There, yeah,
yeah that was at the top of the.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
List BUT i went away over the last week AND
i thought about it AND i, RECKON i remembered. Something
and you've got to remember when you work in this
industry what it is that people. Want because right, now
if you're listening to this, show you can hear our.
Voices right, now we're doing this for. You this isn't
to entertain. Us this is for, you is?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
It it was meant to.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Be, yeah ideally it's for, you the. Listener and that's
when it hit me what listeners like is. Games SO
i was, thinking what's a? Game and THEN i sort
of scanned the.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Room, yes we get through the thought praises a little.
BIT i, MEAN i don't want to hear about every
thought you. Have we heard about the, desk we heard
about the. Book, well if you'd like.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
To play a game thirteen one oh six, Five i'm
going to need some people to play a.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Game hang in a.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Minute but, here this is his new. Tactic what is
he's going to ask for callers before he says.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
What the idea?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Is anyone can play this game to lock you, In
i'm not logging.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Anyone, well why don't you tell us what the game? Is,
Okay i'll tell you what the game is AS i
scanned the.
Speaker 15 (21:31):
Room AS i scanned the, ROOM i saw a packet
of chips sitting to my, left AND i, thought you
know that phrase people, say he's got a chip on his.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Shoulder chip on the, SHOULDER i, THOUGHT i.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Reckon that could be a.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Game, Okay so thirteen one oh six, five give us
a call if you'd like to. Play how have we
only been going for two and a half? MINUTES i
feel like it's been Seven who wants to Play chip
on The shoulder on thirteen one oh six?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Five give us a? Call how do you play up
on your? Shoulder, well What i'm going.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
To do Is i'm going to put a chip on
my shoulder and Then i'm going to crush it with
my headphones on my ears on the shoulder in front
of the, microphone and the contestants have to pick what
the chip that just got crushed.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
IS i don't think that will, work AND i don't
mean that people won't be able to guess. IT i
don't think physically that will. Work what do you?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Mean have you tested? This can you crush a? Chip
how hard could it?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Be?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
No you haven't. Tested, no it's a.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Shrug it's a shrug that that'll be the easy, bit
the hard bit with the.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Guess show making me a little shrug and tell me
show me the, action Because i'm not convinced now is
the chip not going to fall off your shoulder in that?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Time i'll get it, here like right, up net you're
going to crime. It i'll like kind of like weasel
it in there and.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Then, okay so you've got to hold it there, gently,
yes against your ear and then.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Bam And i'm not, Like i'm not going to ask.
You i'm not an.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Idiot i'm not going to ask you what flavor the
chip is because that you know, what you can tell
that from a. Crunch BUT i want to know is
it a burger? Ring is it a crinkle?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Cut is it? Twisties so how many different varieties are there?
Enough we hidn't?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Cut, yeah crinkle, cut twisty's burger? Rings what else is?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
There?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
CHEEZELS i guess we could do. Cheesels maybe we could
play it? Twice good? Point look third in one six.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Five if you would like to be a contestant in
the first ever iteration.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
And last of, well we don't know that.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yet this could be a, raising raging, success, Mate just
ease up in the first ever game Of chip on The.
Shoulder give us a. Call and after, This, zach these
chips are getting.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
CRUSHED i can't.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
Wait you're listening to The zach And dom. Podcast we're
Letting dom's ideas run. Wild this is free. Domb this
is the area.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Of the show Where dom can do whatever he. Wants
no one can stop. Him lately it hasn't be your own. Particular,
well he's due for a bounce. Back what have you
got for us?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Tonight? Done, well it's a, Game.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Zak it's a food based game Called chip on The.
Shoulder and here's the Way chip on The shoulder. Works
it's quite. CLEVER i put a chip on my. SHOULDER
i crush it with the Headphones i'm currently wearing against my,
shoulder and you get to if you're, listening take a
guess as to.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
What chip you THINK i just? Crushed? Oh how? Excited
chip on the. Shoulder there are no. Prizes what that
was a weird way of saying.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
That, WELL i just thought LEGALLY i should probably stay
at this point because people might.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Go what are you?
Speaker 7 (24:35):
In?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Win i'm seeing calls drop off.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Now no people want to play for a bit of, Pride,
zach Including marine In.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Brisbane welcome to the, show, honey how are? You i'm really, well.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Did you Hear chip on The shoulder and get an
instant jolt of excitement to?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Play?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Absolutely that's exactly.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Why, yeah it's exactly the kind of radio you've been waiting,
for isn't. It, Okay, Well i've got a packet of
chips in front of. Me you're the first ever contestant
having a go at chip on the shoulder and you.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Haven't it doesn't look like he's prepped. Anything.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Here i'm currently placing a chip on my. SHOULDER i
am going to crush it with these, headphones and you
need to tell us what the chip?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Is you ready to?
Speaker 9 (25:14):
Play, okay here we.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Go what was the?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Chip we're going to go twisty so so. Close.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Now you should have Seen dom's eyes light up when that,
word BECAUSE i don't think he was even.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Confident he's delighted with the sound of.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
That.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Mate that was a good sound. Man wasn't that a
good sound?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Marine it was?
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Lovely it Was, YEAH i thought so.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Too that Was we're all. Surprised we realized it's actually
not a bad. Game. Really, no, no, no, no no. NO
i didn't go that.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
FAR i SAID i could hear, it and that was
the bar THAT i was. SETTING i, thought we're not
even going to be able to hear you crush.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
It, Yeah, well let's go To rye on thirteen one six. Five,
ryan you've heard how the game's. Played are you ready
to have a go at chip on the? Shoulder, yeah all,
right opening the second packet of chips now and placing
the chip on the. Shoulder so tip for young, Players,
ryan you've already heard a, burgering so it's probably not
going to be a burgering.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Again or is it trick? Question who? Knows here we,
go chips on the? Shoulder here we.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Go that's a.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Twisty oh why.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Is everyone getting? Twisties, no that's not a? Twisty what is?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
It that's a cheese and onion crinkle cut potato, Chips smith's.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Chips it's making quite a mess on my shoulder now
actually as. Well but this crunching quite, well yeah You're. Celiac,
yes what's it like getting gluten in the? Year is that? Okay?
WELL i think the burgering certainly have gluten in. Them
the other.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
ONES i Think i'm fine with The smith's, chips but
that'll Be.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Are you sensing that there's something missing? Here there's the
kind of like it feels very, empty doesn't. It usually there'd.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Be some type of bed or something like that. Music, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
BUT i think keeping the silence accentuates the.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Crush it's a bit like what are people into now with?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Those?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Yeah, well let's go To renee on thirteen ONE a six,
five our final, contestant as we for the very first,
time Play chip on the.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Shoulder, renee you're ready to have a?
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Go?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yep all, Right, Renee i'm opening the final packet of.
Chips for those just tuning, in this is WHERE i
crush a chip on my shoulder by leaning shrugging up
the shoulder up to my.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Headphones he is being. Serious what do you mean this?
Is we're having a great, Time. Renee i'm going to
give you a hint.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Here this is a slightly left field.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Chip, okay here we. Go what do you think it, Is?
Renee oh that.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Sounds a bit. Thinner maybe it's a.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
PRINGLE i WISH i could, say, yes it's a veggie, Chip.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
Renee oh you like.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Them but you didn't guess it? Shoulder do you need
to chip on your?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Shoulder And i'm going to crunch another one now that
you've guess heard veggie?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Chip can you hear?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
It?
Speaker 11 (28:07):
Listen?
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Oh, yeah that's giving big veggie chip.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Bud, yeah now that you once you hear, it you, know,
right it's like, yeah it's like it's just it connects
the dots in your. Mind, well, yeah that was really good.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
MAN i, mean the caulers aren't that. Excited but that's a.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Lie. Renee you had a great, time didn't. YOU i.
Speaker 9 (28:28):
Did i'm te.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Dumb i've been waiting so long for somebody to say. That,
YEAH i Reckon chip on the shoulder as real. Potential
this is not the. Last, well, yeah but we had
a lot of. FUN i do have a slightly sore nick,
now BUT i don't think any of the callers.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Had it didn't sound like.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
This is second off.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Make my.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Day there are so many.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Holidays in, fact every day is a. Holiday.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Yeah the issue is some holidays need a helping. Hand
they don't have the same marketing budget as the big.
One so, true each NIGHT i bring two holidays to the,
show both occurring in the next twenty four. Hours dom
you AND i have to pick one each to become
ambassadors For So feb.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Twenty six is what kicks off in a couple of
hours when we hit. Midnight what's coming up On feb twenty?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Six national set a good example. Day, well this is
a beautiful. One is you like? It do?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
YOU i like this BECAUSE i think more, Often. Zach
this is something we don't. Realize humans are more contagious
than we.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Think oh you think.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
So people pick up from each other ways of being
in the, world and it's important to set a good.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Example you like? It so do you think you'll be
celebrating national set a good example. Day i'll do my best.
Too i'll do a bit of reading about.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
It, yeah please do check out the myriad of resources
online from the founders of this, event The way Of Happiness.
Organization this is also a book of the same, name
written by L Ron hubbard under a Scientific.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Okay, well hold on a. Second, no what you've just
done there is. Criminal you can't do that to. Someone
this is what they do with. Cults they get you
to think it's a good, idea and you've had a good,
idea and then they bring out the.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Paperwork and get you to. SIGN i need to make a.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
SUSH i need to make an official statement on the
show now before we go any. FURTHER i DOM fe
do not endure scientology or any of its spin off cult,
religions but.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
You were just, saying as, humans thank, you we are
more infectious than we.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
REALIZED i think it was the direct term you, use
not for. Scientology i'm not keen on. THAT i.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
DO i, Mean i'm curious about, it like not not
Like i'm curious why does it keep? On why why
celebrities always suck it into? It what has it got
for celebris in? There that's What i'm curious. About But
i'm curious about it in, like i'd listen to a
podcast about the origins of, scientology not in THE i
want to sign up and go.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Along so it.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Is what was that one national set a good example,
day WHICH i.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Believe might have something to do with. Scientology, well neither
of us can take that, one can?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
We ALTHOUGH i reckon it would. Do like would it
be good for the marketing of.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
This show if you became a? Scientologist?
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Yeah probably because That actually there's not many In. Australia
there's not, many and so In america they go for
the big stars Like Tom, cruise but In australia they
might be happy with night radio hosts just to get
her foot in the.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Door that's not a bad.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Call, ACTUALLY i could have a look at That i'll
over think about.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
It it's also what is it five? Yep is national pistachio?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Day oh, WELL i love a, pistache do, YOU i was. Wondering,
yeah you're big. Fan yeah you're. Not i'm fine with.
THEM i have neither. OPINION i love. Them so let
me take this and you have the other. Day do
you want to know some? Pistacio, yeah, Trivia.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Sure pistacio is one of two nuts mentioned in The Old,
testament WHERE i don't know this. Is i'm also interested
to what the other nut.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Is, yeah and that's a weird claim to.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Fame, WELL i think they're trying to say it's an ancient,
nut it's not one of these new.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Nuts and THE i know some people are critical of
the effort to reward ratio for a. Pistacio, well, yeah
because you've got to shell.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Them, yeah, yeah BUT i think that's part of the.
Fun but do you like peanuts? Unshelled? No but they
don't clip open as easily as a.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Pistacio, yeah they're kind of like you've got to do
some work for that a land, clam aren't they they?
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Are whereas a pistacio has done half the job for.
You it's already started.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Undressing, okay you know you're taking. It you take its shell,
off you clip it, open.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
You think that you're, Undressing, no clip it and let
it gently fall.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Away, NO i didn't say. That you're putting words in my?
Mouth now what those? Are the? Two SO i guess
we're both because we. Don't, well you're.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Actually interested in becoming a, Scientologist so why don't you
take national set a good, Example.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Pistacio in four Minutes i've spoken about on dressing pistachios
and joining.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Scientology it's been a good four. Minutes is this WHERE
i get?
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Canceled, no you keep trying to get canceled BECAUSE i
think you think it'll be good for your. Career, Well
i'm just saying in the most mild, way it seems.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
To me if you get, canceled you end up sort
of becoming high In trump's. Cabinet and you're gonna have
to say worse than, that worse Than i'm dressing.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Pistachia you're gonna have to do an accent or.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Something, Well i'm gonna say no on the accent front
and wrap up the show. Instead but look happy For
stacio day tomorrow to all who.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Celebrate that is WHAT i got time for on The Zachendom.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Show you can grab the podcast if you'd like by
searching For zackendom wherever you listen to Podcasts.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Center we will catch you next. Time that's all for
this episode of The zach And dom.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
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A long time ago in a lab far far away,
a science experiment went horribly wrong out of that Disney
feature Rose, Zach and.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Have you ever have I felt like this?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Like strange?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
This happens when kids. This is Zak and Don.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
I'm going to be honest with you Australia. Zach and
I are feeling a little bit sheepish tonight. We've we've
made him, we made an error. We made a mistake, mate,
have we yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You and I yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Together to equal mistake, equal mistake? All right, Well, this
is in relation to producer Claire, who's.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I thought it was in relation to you.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
What have I done setting a false alarm last night
that you had seen aliens?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
We are going to talk about my alien side a
bit later on as well.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Non aliens.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Okay, we're going to talk about Tom's starling exciting.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
We will get there later.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
But no, we've had a new member of the team
join and this is the time of year, at the
start of the year that a lot of people have
new people they're working with in the office. We've had
produce a clear with us for a touch over a
week and something's happened in the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Honestly, she could quit over this.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We've led her down big time and I think it's
something other Australians will have done as well. But coming
up before we get to nine o'clock, we're going to
need to see if we can make good for this
because I feel pretty awkward. You feel pretty awkward, and
we've got ourselves a bit of a dilemma that we're in.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
This is second Tom.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
We want to know thirteen one oh six', five how
did you get an? Upgrade might have been in a,
hotel might have been on a flight of some, Sort
but did you get an?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Upgrade and if, so how did you do?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
It Zach and this comes from a friend of mine
who went to See Billie eilish in her Current australian.
Too she went to The brisbane shows and she went along.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
A few days before the.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Gig she has a sporting, injury breaks her, foot gets
the moon boot, on and then when she rocks up
to the gig in the, moonboot they, say, oh you
can come sit up.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Here where we put all the injured people right near the.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Front she's got perfect because she can't stand up for the,
gig like the most perfect vantage, point perfect view of
the whole, thing much better than what she paid. For
all because of the moon.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Boot, now if you were to use a wheelchair when
you didn't need to use a, wheelchair that would be
seen as.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Unethical, yes, immoral.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Totally moonboot, though, yeah gray area because no, one because
it's indicating that it's a short term.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Injury crutches could be. Crutches see crutches seems. Worse, yeah
for some, REASON i don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Why what about crutches feels like no, wheelchairs no moon.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Boot i'm like, maybe, yeah, certainly if you see someone
in a moon boot and they Said i'm faking, it
you wouldn't think you'd think that's upset about?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
It are?
Speaker 7 (02:52):
You?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
No? No?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
NO i MEAN i at school considered faking the cast
on the.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Arm why is that to get all the? Signatures you?
Know did you have a particularly famous? Cohort why did you?
Want a?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
FRIEND a friend of mine broke their arm and had
the cast that everyone in the grade, signed AND i,
Thought i'd like.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
That that sounds. Cool what did he keep the? CAST
i think he might.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
HAVE i can't remember what he did with the, cast
but everyone in the grade rode on the, cast AND
i THOUGHT i don't have something for everyone in the
grade to write. On imagine IF i broke my, Arm,
yeah i'd.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
You attempt to break it or. Anything, NO i didn't
go to that, level BUT i.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Did it did just occur to me THAT, i don't,
know that'd be a, cool cool, memento a cool focal
point of social attention at.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
School you know WHAT i.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Mean Signed onm's, Cast suddenly i'd stand out from the,
massive forgettable young.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
People another guy with a.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Cast you'd be special for the, day wouldn't, You, yeah
you'd be.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Special would you consider.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Wearing a moonboot to get free upgrades even if you weren't?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Injured, well now THAT i know it, works at least
in this, Instance i'm very tempted to because the.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Moon but how much is a?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Moonboot where you could probably get one on marketplace for
like twenty b, right maybe even.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Less this person.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Had bought the cheapest possible tickets To Billie, eilish they
rock up in a moon but let's say it was
twenty BUT i think it. Was it was a legitimate moon.
Boot but still they wreck up in the moon boot
and suddenly they're probably getting four or five hundred dollars
better view of the.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
CONCERT i mean that that's a good. Investment it's basic,
maths isn't.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
It i'd be tempted to sprain my ankle on, purpose
just a little. Injury, YEAH i think long, term, right
because then morally you'd feel, okay we're in the.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Moonboot, yeah if it was a real.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Injury, yeah, Yeah look thirteen one sixty. Five have you
ever been able to get an upgrade? Before you hear
of this often with people who have some sort of,
secret they say with.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Flights, well people sometimes say it about your. Honeymoon, ah,
YES i didn't find that at. All what do you,
mean no free upgrades WHEN i was on my?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Honeymoon? Really?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah you got married pretty, young.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Though do you reckon they even when we were.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
In like a hotel that, night even when we're in you,
know a wedding dress and.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Suit, nothing, guys? Nothing?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Wow CAN i give you my mom's upgrade hack for
any hotel room you're?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
In does she write them a letter or? Something? No, No,
no she complained that it smells a. Cigarettes oh that's.
Right if you go into any room.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
And you say you call reception, her this room smells
like cigarette smoke to keep you. Happy she, says nine
times out of ten, upgrade she's gone from a basic
room to like the corner.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Sweep how often does she try?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
This in my childhood it happened often family. Holidays everything
smelled like cigarette.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Smoke maybe she needs to get that checked. Out she
needs to go.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Doctor look third in ONE o six? Five what have
you tried to do to get an? Upgrade have we?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Got?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Karen this was on the flight back From, Turkey, karen
what did you?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Do?
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Hey it boy was, yeah it went on a trip
with my fiance now To turkey and proposed to her over.
Then and we thought the flight there was pretty pretty,
tough about a twenty hour. Flight you have to break
in between the economy classes didn't cut. It so on
the way back made her turn into A hollywood actor
(06:07):
and she had to act like she was. SICK i
went up to the customer service desk at the airport and,
said she's got bad morning. Sickness you, know she just felt.
Pregnant so can we have some sort of exit row
seat or something at least something to accommodate, Us and they,
said we can give you business. Class the whole way
(06:28):
back on the New airbus. Plane SO i got business
class the whole way. Back she like a baby the whole.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Flight both have you got?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
It both of us got? It cinnerma next to each.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Other that's probably what like a ten thousand dollars, value.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
About about ten.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Grand, wow that's.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
INCREDIBLE i MEAN i would have thought they might have
given it To karen's, partner but to give it To
karen as, well to get them both.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
In he might have been, LIKE i need to be
there for emotional.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Support and were you, Surprised karen at the acting chops
that your partner.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Had HONESTLY i wanted to DO i want to just
acting classes when we got back sraight. Away BUT.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I mean it's a good, one right if give it a.
Shot if you are at the airport and you you
know you's a you know you are a, woman or
you're with a, woman just say there's a pregnancy, happening
because it seems like that's the one that will always
dial into people's emotional.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Warmth, yeah is it a bit of a Manipulative are.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
You pretending that taking advantage of people's generosity when it
comes to pregnancy is.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
A port to?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Do, yeah pregnancy. ILLNESS i mean the moon. Boot the
worst that it can be is a broken. Foot, yeah,
true do you know WHAT i?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Mean SO i feel like that one's in the gray.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Area, yeah but you wouldn't lie about a pregnancy that's. Touchy, yeah,
MATE i prefer a business class seat than. Morals jason
on third in ONE o six, Five what did you
do at a caravan Park jason to get an upgrade.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Caravan? Park pissing down? Rain, yeah we got in. There
we actually wet the place and soaked it. Instead it
was leaking and we got put up in the hotel
over the. Weekend, well hang on a.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Second the caravan park was, wait what's the?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Story great mobile? Unit?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Ah right, right and.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
He said it was leaky and you got put into
the better accommodation of the.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Hotel come, On, jason you can't be doing.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
THAT i, mean you can't be literally getting the mount
FRONT a fine, line isn't.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
It because my friend used to say that he had
a hack at McDonald's on how to get free.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Cheeseburger so he, said how do you do? It and he,
goes when you.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Go through drive, through you just look in your bag
when they give it to you and you SAY i
ordered a, cheeseburger it's not in, Here And i'm, like
but that you're just lying to.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Them that's not a clever. Hack that's just. Fraud, yeah
where's a fine, line isn't, It? Freden fraud is a fine? Line, Again,
yes the.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Moonboot maybe going into an accommodation and trashing it and
saying that it was like that when you got, there
that might be a little over the.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Line, well we'll see where this one stands WITH uzac
on the ethical fine line. THERE i meant that my
mum has historically liked going to hotels complaining that they
smell like smoke and getting an. Upgrade i'm fine with
that room spells like. Smoke, now this is a hack
you do as, Well. Mark how many times do you?
Reckon you've pulled this off? Successfully?
Speaker 11 (09:13):
Oh so many? Times like, HONESTLY i reckon ten plus
not even ten? Fifteen.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Mark do they ever pull you up on it and, go,
oh come with you and see if it smells like smoke,
myself or they just don't care and they just say,
WHATEVER i just get that.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Upgrade they don't.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Really, care to be, honest, because LIKE i always say
That i'm really sensitive to, it so like it might
work for, me like it might smell for, me but
then for, them they, don't you know WHAT i. Mean
that's a fine.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Line, yeah you, Say i've got like a keen sense
of smell like a. Dog, yeah you guys probably wouldn't
be able to smell.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
It, Yeah, mark have you ever considered actually lighting a
cigarette in the room and then calling the.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Mark nah or?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Nah?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah probably, no it's too.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
FAT i wonder with the smoke, one how often they
would have just given you an upgrade if you just
asked anyway for an.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Upgrade, yeah, yeah that's, true that's.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
GOOD i wonder if you just you, know we have
all these, schemes BUT i wonder if you just directly,
asked how often you would get?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Upgraded BECAUSE i guess if they're giving an, upgrade it
means they've got capacity To.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Yeah, right so that's WHAT i always. Think, yes does
it come out of your?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Paycheck?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah, WELL i still reckon it's worth. Though if you're
going to go to a big, gig get the moon,
boot get it on marketplace and give it a. Shot
but you probably do have to really exaggerate the limp
in front of the.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Start the issue is going to be after broadcasting this
at the Next Billie eilish. Concert, yeah that area is
going to have like a thousand people in moon.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Boots you're listening to The zach And dom.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Podcast zach in twenty twenty, five we've got a new
addition to The zach And dom.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Team welcome Producer. Claire.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Now we had we had produced a cast earlier this.
Year cass was always just going to be an introm
Before claire could.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Start So, claire you're our official producer.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Now, Congratulations welcome and obviously you know the introduction has
been completely, flawless totally.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Smooth we haven't made it full of ourselves at, all
AND i mean this is the.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Issue So, claire you've had one week with us and
people are going to hear your voice a lot on
the show in the year, ahead which.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Excited about sense of the phone when you.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Call, yeah, Yeah so you'd want to get off to
a good, start which we didn't because you're with us every.
Day and last, night at the end of the, day
after working with you all, DAY i Checked facebook at
about eleven pm and saw birthdays, Today.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Claire it was your birthday and we didn't mention it at.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
All.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Birthday, yes no one said.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Anything not only did anyone like it's not not on
the show or. Anything but how many conversations off did
we have messaging through the day? Emails you sat here
with us last, Night, yeah just take it away from
your loved ones for your birthday. Evening And zach AND
i must have looked like the most arrogant jerks on
the planet to not even say happy.
Speaker 12 (12:03):
Birthday, well, granted like you, Said i've only been here a.
Week it's kind of awkward for me to be like
to drop the hayt's my birthday.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Bomb it is awkward when it's so early in your Work,
like imagine if it was your birthday on your second,
workday what do you?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Say what do you.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Expect everyone to get your? Cart and then what day
is it? Acceptable?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Then did you did you consider dropping a? Hint clear
at any point did you think, going, geez this is
a weird birthday or.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Something to be, honest my husband forgot that it was
my birthday for the first hour and a half of
the morning and.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Said that he was just waking.
Speaker 12 (12:34):
Up so you guys not knowing and not remembering not as, so.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Hang, on what happened after an hour and a half
did you bring it up with did he suddenly?
Speaker 12 (12:42):
Remember he just came up to me with, this like
this little, smile happy.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Birthday, look we want to know thirteen one oh sixty,
five who forgot your? Birthday because it's A i imagine
even though you we couldn't really have known, Yet, claire
it wouldn't be A it would beat a weird feeling
to be around your you, know the new show you're working,
with who aren't saying anything about the fact it's your.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Day we did it feel? Odd a we really?
Speaker 12 (13:09):
Know BUT i was also in work.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Mode yeah that's.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
True, yeah you can shut it off kind of, thing caren't. You,
Yeah And i'm just working. NOW i THINK i kind
of forgot my sister's birthday this, year but not. REALLY i,
remember do you ever do? This and you, GO i
got a text, later and then you forget to text
and it's, like, yes it's like eleven forty five at,
night And i'm, like, OH i wanted to be the
last one to text.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
You that's.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Smart but, look it's when someone LIKE i feel like
every birthday that comes around for. Me there's maybe seven
or eight people Who i'm particularly THINKING i HOPE i
hear from then. Today they're the ones who you're, LIKE
i don't care, necessarily you.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Have a list of people you have to hear from
my absolute inner. Sanctum can't you tick them off as
they kind of contact you? Mentally? Yeah and what's acceptable
is a? Text? Ok or do you want to text?
It text is?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
FINE i just want to hear something from these people
in the course of the or else what?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Well or?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
ELSE i get to the end of the day AND
i re evaluate that. Friendship they go down in The
MySpace Top, friends is?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
WELL i Miss MySpace Top, friends because how do you
passively aggressively or passive aggressively tell someone now that you're
mad at? Them Without MySpace Top, friends it's so much.
Harder but it's more THAT i get to the end
of that day and IF i haven't heard from these,
PEOPLE i think maybe we're not as close AS i
thought we were. Originally that's a fair thing to, feel isn't.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
It that's what most. PEOPLE i.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Mean an hour and a half into, yesterday clear you
must have been thinking about your. Husband, jesus what's going.
Here we as tight AS i thought we.
Speaker 12 (14:32):
Were my five year old had said happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Before that's WHAT i. Mean look that in one six?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Five who forgot your? Birthday we Got sarah In. Sydney
who was it for?
Speaker 10 (14:44):
You?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Sarah it was actually me who forgot someone's birthday and
it was my.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Dad your dad's? Birthday what?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Happened, Yes so my auntie called me one Day she's,
like do you want to come to lunch with your?
Dad AND i thought she just wanted to touch, up
SO i was, like, sure we go to. Lunch who
were sitting there and then she mentioned something about a
birthday and it clicked in my head AND i just
looked at my. DAD i, Said i'm so. Sorry i'm,
like happy. Birthday go do you want to go?
Speaker 13 (15:06):
Shopping?
Speaker 9 (15:07):
You, like what do you want to?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
DO i felt so bad.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
And had you thought in the days leading, up, OH
i Know dad's birthday's coming up where it totally Sub it.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Didn't because his birthday is a twenty second Of. December
it's like That christmas period when that's just a million
things going. On so it really slipped my.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Mind, Yeah, Sarah i've got a four year old daughter
AND i got to tell you breaks my heart to
think in twenty years she might be forgetting my. Birthday,
Sorry i'm.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Sorry, yeah this is your future that lies ahead for.
You but and in response to, THAT i have recently
had to put every person WHO i think would be
unforgivable to forget their birthday into my phone calendar with
an alert at seven am every, morning every day when
there's a.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Birthday oh so when your friends are getting their send,
out it's not done on raw, power it's not raw.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Emotion you're lying on a.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
COMPUTER i get a, reminder and then from the, REMINDER
i reach out out of all.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Emotion chantell on thirty one six.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Five this included an overseas trip your birthday being.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Forgotten what?
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Happened, okay so my mom started From New.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Zealand.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Yep so we went over to celebrate my.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
Birthday my cousin's three days before me and my auntie's
on the same. Day and we'd all had a massive
sleepover at my nun's. House And i'd woken up AND
i love my, birthday AND i was, waiting, waiting, waiting
and no one had said anything to.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Me the whole family.
Speaker 13 (16:37):
Forgot oh family forgot except for My, auntie but she
wasn't there because it was her birthday as.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Well, So, chantel did you remind them or did you just?
Speaker 13 (16:46):
SULK i sulked for the first hour and a bit.
Speaker 14 (16:51):
And THEN i, went, no that's, enough AND i was, like,
everyone it's my birthday and they all felt so.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Bad oh, Wow AND.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I guess then you've got the, Advantage, chantel don't You
you can kind of you can guilt them into getting
probably something out of that one.
Speaker 13 (17:05):
Hundred, percent like more presents THAN i need.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
It and whenever you need, to now you can bring
up remember that time you forgot my?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Birthday, yes that's ammunition for the rest of every family. Function,
Right so It's christmas in twenty years. Time, hey are
you going to bring? Potatoes, WELL i don't. Know you're
going to remember my birthday twenty years. Back it's a great. One,
There sophie And.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Sydney this was a family member as.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
Well what?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Happened, Yeah so mom and dad went To. Bali they
split the trip in, half accommodation one place in the
other and my dad forgot to Book mum's. Birthday mum
thought it was a, surprise really not and so the
date came up a, lot and THEN i called her
(17:49):
in the, morning said happy. Birthday she, said your father
hasn't said. Anything be. Quiet dinner time and the restaurant
brings out a cake with sparklers and all, sorts and
it wasn't until they put it on the table the
dad realized what he'd. Done so your.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Mom wanted to see how long it would, take and
it took him til. Dinner so she went through the
whole day not saying anything on her.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Birthday and the, RESTAURANT i mean the hotel must have
noted it from her, passport so.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
That was they. DIDN'T i thought maybe you were going to.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Say that your dad had prepared this big surprise dinner
and he wanted to make your mom feel like he
had forgotten as a.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Surprise he could have.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Got away with, that but he immediately admitted his.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Guilt if the hotel remembers and you, Don't and how
has it been since, Then, sophie does this come up a?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Lot it, does but twenty eight years of, marriage it's
it's probably not the worst thing that.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Happened WHAT i Love WHAT i.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Love so much about that story is That sophie's mum
called her and, said your dad's, forgotten don't remind.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Him, yeah give it.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Down my reading of that sich is she's, Going i'm
going to let him dig this. Grave, YEAH i want
him to dig it as deep as it.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Can AND i wonder if you attempted to drop hints
throughout yeah day and just get a little more obvious
as it goes.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Along don't look any different to you, Today i'm feeling
a bit.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
Older THE zac And dom, podcast we're Letting dom's ideas run.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Wild this is Free, dom this IS hr initiated. Radio
we've been told we need to give a segment To
dom where no one can tell him. No AND i
think we'll be writing a letter TO hr, tomorrow an
email saying do we have to continue this because there's
been some stinkers?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Lately that is so.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Untrue we've had two in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Five one smashed it out of the. Park Dom dom
hasn't been only, Two, yeah there's been. Two we've done
more than, TWO i, think. SO i think there's been,
four AND i think three have been.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
BAD i only know you're hitting at isn't that you're
connecting with twenty five?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Percent? Either.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Way one of them went way out of the. Park
there was one massive smash. Hit and last Week i'll.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Give you men who wear, pajamas no pajam. Men it
was thank, you no.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Course. Yeah it turns Out i'm the Only aussie guy
who likes to wear. Pajamas but that's, fine. Mate WHAT
i learned IS i think.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Because you really dug down into the snoopy pajamas that
put people off a little.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Bit we know you made me dig down into, them
and you know you.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Did BUT i have been thinking through the week what
do people like Because i've got a Little i've got
a little. DESK i go and sit out to come
up with freedom, ideas freedom, desks and there's a big
notepad AND i just write ideas in it AND i, go,
nah don't like.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
That one scratch that. Scratched so pajama men was in. There, yeah,
yeah that was at the top of the.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
List BUT i went away over the last week AND
i thought about it AND i, RECKON i remembered. Something
and you've got to remember when you work in this
industry what it is that people. Want because right, now
if you're listening to this, show you can hear our.
Voices right, now we're doing this for. You this isn't
to entertain. Us this is for, you is?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
It it was meant to.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Be, yeah ideally it's for, you the. Listener and that's
when it hit me what listeners like is. Games SO
i was, thinking what's a? Game and THEN i sort
of scanned the.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Room, yes we get through the thought praises a little.
BIT i, MEAN i don't want to hear about every
thought you. Have we heard about the, desk we heard
about the. Book, well if you'd like.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
To play a game thirteen one oh six, Five i'm
going to need some people to play a.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Game hang in a.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Minute but, here this is his new. Tactic what is
he's going to ask for callers before he says.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
What the idea?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Is anyone can play this game to lock you, In
i'm not logging.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Anyone, well why don't you tell us what the game? Is,
Okay i'll tell you what the game is AS i
scanned the.
Speaker 15 (21:31):
Room AS i scanned the, ROOM i saw a packet
of chips sitting to my, left AND i, thought you
know that phrase people, say he's got a chip on his.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Shoulder chip on the, SHOULDER i, THOUGHT i.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Reckon that could be a.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Game, Okay so thirteen one oh six, five give us
a call if you'd like to. Play how have we
only been going for two and a half? MINUTES i
feel like it's been Seven who wants to Play chip
on The shoulder on thirteen one oh six?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Five give us a? Call how do you play up
on your? Shoulder, well What i'm going.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
To do Is i'm going to put a chip on
my shoulder and Then i'm going to crush it with
my headphones on my ears on the shoulder in front
of the, microphone and the contestants have to pick what
the chip that just got crushed.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
IS i don't think that will, work AND i don't
mean that people won't be able to guess. IT i
don't think physically that will. Work what do you?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Mean have you tested? This can you crush a? Chip
how hard could it?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Be?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
No you haven't. Tested, no it's a.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Shrug it's a shrug that that'll be the easy, bit
the hard bit with the.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Guess show making me a little shrug and tell me
show me the, action Because i'm not convinced now is
the chip not going to fall off your shoulder in that?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Time i'll get it, here like right, up net you're
going to crime. It i'll like kind of like weasel
it in there and.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Then, okay so you've got to hold it there, gently,
yes against your ear and then.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Bam And i'm not, Like i'm not going to ask.
You i'm not an.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Idiot i'm not going to ask you what flavor the
chip is because that you know, what you can tell
that from a. Crunch BUT i want to know is
it a burger? Ring is it a crinkle?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Cut is it? Twisties so how many different varieties are there?
Enough we hidn't?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Cut, yeah crinkle, cut twisty's burger? Rings what else is?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
There?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
CHEEZELS i guess we could do. Cheesels maybe we could
play it? Twice good? Point look third in one six.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Five if you would like to be a contestant in
the first ever iteration.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
And last of, well we don't know that.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yet this could be a, raising raging, success, Mate just
ease up in the first ever game Of chip on The.
Shoulder give us a. Call and after, This, zach these
chips are getting.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
CRUSHED i can't.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
Wait you're listening to The zach And dom. Podcast we're
Letting dom's ideas run. Wild this is free. Domb this
is the area.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Of the show Where dom can do whatever he. Wants
no one can stop. Him lately it hasn't be your own. Particular,
well he's due for a bounce. Back what have you
got for us?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Tonight? Done, well it's a, Game.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Zak it's a food based game Called chip on The.
Shoulder and here's the Way chip on The shoulder. Works
it's quite. CLEVER i put a chip on my. SHOULDER
i crush it with the Headphones i'm currently wearing against my,
shoulder and you get to if you're, listening take a
guess as to.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
What chip you THINK i just? Crushed? Oh how? Excited
chip on the. Shoulder there are no. Prizes what that
was a weird way of saying.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
That, WELL i just thought LEGALLY i should probably stay
at this point because people might.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Go what are you?
Speaker 7 (24:35):
In?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Win i'm seeing calls drop off.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Now no people want to play for a bit of, Pride,
zach Including marine In.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Brisbane welcome to the, show, honey how are? You i'm really, well.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Did you Hear chip on The shoulder and get an
instant jolt of excitement to?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Play?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Absolutely that's exactly.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Why, yeah it's exactly the kind of radio you've been waiting,
for isn't. It, Okay, Well i've got a packet of
chips in front of. Me you're the first ever contestant
having a go at chip on the shoulder and you.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Haven't it doesn't look like he's prepped. Anything.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Here i'm currently placing a chip on my. SHOULDER i
am going to crush it with these, headphones and you
need to tell us what the chip?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Is you ready to?
Speaker 9 (25:14):
Play, okay here we.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Go what was the?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Chip we're going to go twisty so so. Close.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Now you should have Seen dom's eyes light up when that,
word BECAUSE i don't think he was even.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Confident he's delighted with the sound of.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
That.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Mate that was a good sound. Man wasn't that a
good sound?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Marine it was?
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Lovely it Was, YEAH i thought so.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Too that Was we're all. Surprised we realized it's actually
not a bad. Game. Really, no, no, no, no no. NO
i didn't go that.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
FAR i SAID i could hear, it and that was
the bar THAT i was. SETTING i, thought we're not
even going to be able to hear you crush.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
It, Yeah, well let's go To rye on thirteen one six. Five,
ryan you've heard how the game's. Played are you ready
to have a go at chip on the? Shoulder, yeah all,
right opening the second packet of chips now and placing
the chip on the. Shoulder so tip for young, Players,
ryan you've already heard a, burgering so it's probably not
going to be a burgering.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Again or is it trick? Question who? Knows here we,
go chips on the? Shoulder here we.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Go that's a.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Twisty oh why.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Is everyone getting? Twisties, no that's not a? Twisty what is?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
It that's a cheese and onion crinkle cut potato, Chips smith's.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Chips it's making quite a mess on my shoulder now
actually as. Well but this crunching quite, well yeah You're. Celiac,
yes what's it like getting gluten in the? Year is that? Okay?
WELL i think the burgering certainly have gluten in. Them
the other.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
ONES i Think i'm fine with The smith's, chips but
that'll Be.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Are you sensing that there's something missing? Here there's the
kind of like it feels very, empty doesn't. It usually there'd.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Be some type of bed or something like that. Music, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
BUT i think keeping the silence accentuates the.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Crush it's a bit like what are people into now with?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Those?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Yeah, well let's go To renee on thirteen ONE a six,
five our final, contestant as we for the very first,
time Play chip on the.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Shoulder, renee you're ready to have a?
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Go?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yep all, Right, Renee i'm opening the final packet of.
Chips for those just tuning, in this is WHERE i
crush a chip on my shoulder by leaning shrugging up
the shoulder up to my.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Headphones he is being. Serious what do you mean this?
Is we're having a great, Time. Renee i'm going to
give you a hint.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Here this is a slightly left field.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Chip, okay here we. Go what do you think it, Is?
Renee oh that.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Sounds a bit. Thinner maybe it's a.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
PRINGLE i WISH i could, say, yes it's a veggie, Chip.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
Renee oh you like.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Them but you didn't guess it? Shoulder do you need
to chip on your?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Shoulder And i'm going to crunch another one now that
you've guess heard veggie?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Chip can you hear?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
It?
Speaker 11 (28:07):
Listen?
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Oh, yeah that's giving big veggie chip.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Bud, yeah now that you once you hear, it you, know,
right it's like, yeah it's like it's just it connects
the dots in your. Mind, well, yeah that was really good.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
MAN i, mean the caulers aren't that. Excited but that's a.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Lie. Renee you had a great, time didn't. YOU i.
Speaker 9 (28:28):
Did i'm te.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Dumb i've been waiting so long for somebody to say. That,
YEAH i Reckon chip on the shoulder as real. Potential
this is not the. Last, well, yeah but we had
a lot of. FUN i do have a slightly sore nick,
now BUT i don't think any of the callers.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Had it didn't sound like.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
This is second off.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Make my.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Day there are so many.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Holidays in, fact every day is a. Holiday.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Yeah the issue is some holidays need a helping. Hand
they don't have the same marketing budget as the big.
One so, true each NIGHT i bring two holidays to the,
show both occurring in the next twenty four. Hours dom
you AND i have to pick one each to become
ambassadors For So feb.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Twenty six is what kicks off in a couple of
hours when we hit. Midnight what's coming up On feb twenty?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Six national set a good example. Day, well this is
a beautiful. One is you like? It do?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
YOU i like this BECAUSE i think more, Often. Zach
this is something we don't. Realize humans are more contagious
than we.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Think oh you think.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
So people pick up from each other ways of being
in the, world and it's important to set a good.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Example you like? It so do you think you'll be
celebrating national set a good example. Day i'll do my best.
Too i'll do a bit of reading about.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
It, yeah please do check out the myriad of resources
online from the founders of this, event The way Of Happiness.
Organization this is also a book of the same, name
written by L Ron hubbard under a Scientific.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Okay, well hold on a. Second, no what you've just
done there is. Criminal you can't do that to. Someone
this is what they do with. Cults they get you
to think it's a good, idea and you've had a good,
idea and then they bring out the.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Paperwork and get you to. SIGN i need to make a.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
SUSH i need to make an official statement on the
show now before we go any. FURTHER i DOM fe
do not endure scientology or any of its spin off cult,
religions but.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
You were just, saying as, humans thank, you we are
more infectious than we.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
REALIZED i think it was the direct term you, use
not for. Scientology i'm not keen on. THAT i.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
DO i, Mean i'm curious about, it like not not
Like i'm curious why does it keep? On why why
celebrities always suck it into? It what has it got
for celebris in? There that's What i'm curious. About But
i'm curious about it in, like i'd listen to a
podcast about the origins of, scientology not in THE i
want to sign up and go.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Along so it.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Is what was that one national set a good example,
day WHICH i.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Believe might have something to do with. Scientology, well neither
of us can take that, one can?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
We ALTHOUGH i reckon it would. Do like would it
be good for the marketing of.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
This show if you became a? Scientologist?
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Yeah probably because That actually there's not many In. Australia
there's not, many and so In america they go for
the big stars Like Tom, cruise but In australia they
might be happy with night radio hosts just to get
her foot in the.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Door that's not a bad.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Call, ACTUALLY i could have a look at That i'll
over think about.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
It it's also what is it five? Yep is national pistachio?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Day oh, WELL i love a, pistache do, YOU i was. Wondering,
yeah you're big. Fan yeah you're. Not i'm fine with.
THEM i have neither. OPINION i love. Them so let
me take this and you have the other. Day do
you want to know some? Pistacio, yeah, Trivia.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Sure pistacio is one of two nuts mentioned in The Old,
testament WHERE i don't know this. Is i'm also interested
to what the other nut.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Is, yeah and that's a weird claim to.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Fame, WELL i think they're trying to say it's an ancient,
nut it's not one of these new.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Nuts and THE i know some people are critical of
the effort to reward ratio for a. Pistacio, well, yeah
because you've got to shell.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Them, yeah, yeah BUT i think that's part of the.
Fun but do you like peanuts? Unshelled? No but they
don't clip open as easily as a.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Pistacio, yeah they're kind of like you've got to do
some work for that a land, clam aren't they they?
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Are whereas a pistacio has done half the job for.
You it's already started.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Undressing, okay you know you're taking. It you take its shell,
off you clip it, open.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
You think that you're, Undressing, no clip it and let
it gently fall.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Away, NO i didn't say. That you're putting words in my?
Mouth now what those? Are the? Two SO i guess
we're both because we. Don't, well you're.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Actually interested in becoming a, Scientologist so why don't you
take national set a good, Example.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Pistacio in four Minutes i've spoken about on dressing pistachios
and joining.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Scientology it's been a good four. Minutes is this WHERE
i get?
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Canceled, no you keep trying to get canceled BECAUSE i
think you think it'll be good for your. Career, Well
i'm just saying in the most mild, way it seems.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
To me if you get, canceled you end up sort
of becoming high In trump's. Cabinet and you're gonna have
to say worse than, that worse Than i'm dressing.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Pistachia you're gonna have to do an accent or.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Something, Well i'm gonna say no on the accent front
and wrap up the show. Instead but look happy For
stacio day tomorrow to all who.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Celebrate that is WHAT i got time for on The Zachendom.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Show you can grab the podcast if you'd like by
searching For zackendom wherever you listen to Podcasts.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Center we will catch you next. Time that's all for
this episode of The zach And dom.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
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