3, 2, 1, Haiku!

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

July 6, 2025 6 mins

Hi Monday!

 

We must yell the name of the podcast, feeling vengenced upon, and don’t add a bone, lose the patella.

 

Bye Monday!

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Wow. Friday again.

 

Wet sock, Kayla doesn’t have to justify OR explain, and a NEW segment!

 

Enough! No more pops!!!

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Snurz to you!

 

Kayla knows shifty eyes, bring back men, and you cannot play around with birth certificates.

 

Thurs back at ya!

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Wednesday!

 

Wednesday is perky but a bit slow, the capitalistic snake eating it’s own capitalistic head, and Peter Rabbit.

 

Wednesday!

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June 30, 2025 6 mins

It’s time!

 

Oliver is Fergie, Kayla needs to run, and the bus is late for me.

 

Go ahead and chew that day!

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June 29, 2025 5 mins

Happy new week!

 

We spent the whole weekend in that bathtub, new segment discussion, and friends as kids but only outdoors.

 

We’ll have our goodbye to go!

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This Saturday is a bonus Saturday!

 

Liv is here and ready to write at least one haiku! Everyone loves Mr. Bean, Kayla is mad at Oliver (again), isn’t Nessie just a liopleurodon, huh?, dark things from a dark place, and we have created a world (also again.)

 

Bonus goodbye!!!

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June 26, 2025 8 mins

HAPPY ONE HUNDRED!!!

 

We’re doing something special for this one… we’re in a tub!!! We’re sporting ties, Kayz is in a murdery mood, the freezing of slugs and snails, and we didn’t kiss… yet!

 

Stay tuned for our first ever VIDEO of this recording later today!!

 

HUNDY MORE!!!

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June 25, 2025 6 mins

3, 2, 1, good morning!

 

Saying that you have a name, does a chair like a knock?, and Oliver is a beheaderer.

 

1, 2, 3, bye-o!

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June 24, 2025 5 mins

Hella good morn!

 

We are doing well, hook dog on lead with banana (I think this is obvious), and we looked to the ceiling when we were talking to HP. So. Consider that.

 

Hella goodbye!

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June 23, 2025 5 mins

Good morning and…!

 

Specifically psychological damage, Twin Peaks twice or thrice, and Chris Hemsworth is the guy everyone loves.

 

Goodbye and…!

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June 22, 2025 6 mins

Good magical morning!

 

Kayla is a silent partner in this, when we start our mornings, Oliver is big into bio-hacking, and try-hard playdough.

 

Have a great!

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June 19, 2025 5 mins

Happy Friday… Snizday?

 

Yeah, so, does Friday have a name? Kayla doesn’t like Oliver’s cereal choices, and long podcast on a long drive.

 

Happy Friday… Wryday?

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June 18, 2025 6 mins

Thurs again my Snurz Heads!

 

Donkey’s are great for Be Friend, Tommy is a darling boy, Irish wristwatch: what’s the time dickhead? and playing the two-watch game.

 

Happy Snurzday!

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June 17, 2025 5 mins

Wonderful Wednesdays!

 

Did Kayla paint the piece of furniture? Oliver doesn’t want his clothes to be strangers, and The Grampians has a lot of stuff. Like trees n stuff.

 

Lurv to u!

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June 16, 2025 5 mins

It’s number ninety-two!

 

What did Kayla do after eating dal? What do legumes give us? And do we have a friend who slept in a bush?

 

Bunch o’ mysteries we’ll answer for ya.

 

Hooroo happy Chewsday!

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June 15, 2025 5 mins

Good mor-ning!

 

A cream-filled crinkle pack, how we answered the question, and Kayla is the robot and Oliver is the human boy.

 

Have a great week!

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June 12, 2025 6 mins

Good morning neighbour!

 

Welcome to GloveTalk™, we shan’t seek medical advice, and we don’t know what is in a martini.

 

Have a natter with ya neighbours!

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June 11, 2025 6 mins

What’s up Snurz headz?!

 

Oliver’s Life: the TV show, the taste of disappointment, and it can’t be big if sprig.

 

Happy Snurzies!

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June 10, 2025 6 mins

Hello Wednesday lovers!

 

We do a transfer of breath, Oliver is the plant and Kayla is the sun, and how to wear a kilt.

 

Goodbye Wednesday lovers!

 

*you might be able to hear our baby girl snoring hehehe

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