3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
1, 2, 3, good morning!
This episode is in the ear of the pod-holder, Kayla “bewittles” Oliver’s haiku, and Kayla needs a field shaper.
1, 2, 3, goodbye!
It’s juice time!
We’re both sick, the Triple J top Aussie songs, and you know what I mean!
Juice time out!
Bless these knees! It’s Friday!
Where does mad people energy go, something is happening and we’re here for it, and we’ll yeet ya.
Happy weekend start!
ARISE THURZ HEADZ!!
Sauces, stubbages, body bit acquaintage, shrinkage, shrink ray etymology, and the eye of the venn diagram.
GO NOW SNURZOS!!!
G’morn!
We’ve done so many haikus, Kayla isn’t aware of body parts, and Bella is having a nightmare.
G’bye!
Chew our word cooking!
Oliver is an independent thinker who wants to stay home, Kayla doesn’t want to do a purge day, but saved a baby rock.
De-brick those bricks!
Another week another… leek?
The ritual is complete. Is this a podcast? A little child who needs to go toilet, Kayla thought Oliver was going to do a real confession, and Oliver has reclaimed a disease.
Leek you later!
Thank goo it’s Fridoo!
Oliver forgets what Friday is called, we don’t know about skunks, and a soft conversation about hard conversation.
Tuck Shop Friday!
‘Ello Snurzos!
Oliver ain’t so good at freestyle rapping (but Kayla is), some hats make Kayla look like a child, and what if we were ENTs?
Thanks Snurzies… you know what you’ve done…
Hi! We missed you!
We’ve got some shape chat, Kayla has promised to make a bike out of wood, and pancakes are not for work days.
Chat tomorrow!
Chew chew!
We’ve got new rules, it’s a classic Bloodfest™, and our Forever Pizza.
I sincerely hope you get a lovely lil treat today <3
New morning just dropped!
Take your pants off, put your shirt on, and the simple joy of coffee.
Bye new morn!
It's a Friday kinda day!
Kayla is the Venn diagram, Oliver's great chicken names, a dog called Scab, and the barcodes of the eyes.
Weekend time now. Go on!
GOOD MORNING THURS HEADZ!!!
This episode is a Thurs trap, do not put an open flame near Paul Hollywood, and the layout of Kayla’s house.
LOVE YOU SNURZ HEADS!!!
Good morning!
Russel Crowe’s illustriously bad casting, paying the scritching toll, and Kayla would be an excellent detective.
Also, a shameful word of the day. Sorry.
Bye again!
I chew chew chews you!
Breathing in yoga, Oliver once wore a wig, and Kayla has had a roast chook quite recently, actually.
Chew on!
Hi Monday!
We must yell the name of the podcast, feeling vengenced upon, and don’t add a bone, lose the patella.
Bye Monday!
Wow. Friday again.
Wet sock, Kayla doesn’t have to justify OR explain, and a NEW segment!
Enough! No more pops!!!
Snurz to you!
Kayla knows shifty eyes, bring back men, and you cannot play around with birth certificates.
Thurs back at ya!
Wednesday!
Wednesday is perky but a bit slow, the capitalistic snake eating it’s own capitalistic head, and Peter Rabbit.
Wednesday!
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