3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Hams!

Don’t judge it before you know it, if you need a parachute when you jump from a plane you’re weak, and where is your writer’s intuition located?

Cheeses!

Hello!

We help Jordan pee, when Sherlock is busy you can’t really rely on Shrimp & Fry, and the boy wants to be in the garden and so the boy shall.

Goodbye!

WAZZUP???

We’re here to keep the vibe alibe and smacksh it out, the five basic tastes, and Kayla “doesn’t” do a haiku about Jordan Barr.

bye.

Hey now, hey now!

A bubble in the burp, you have to live in couragiander, and she is the east and egg is the sun.

Don’t dream, it’s over!

Hola!

We’re changing the architecture (by reinvigorating the space), she’s behind the door, she’s behind the orb (maybe everything is orbs), and a weird huge fish.

Hula!

Yippee!

The obvious meaning of what KFL stands for, that heg has had too mamy pumpussions, and the federal climb.

Yippoo!

Good morn’!

Oliver did a bad thing with hair, we are/are not getting married and are/are not getting matching shrimp tattoos, and logistics make everything worse.

Good eve’!

Good as! (hello)

Fresh cuts, smaller than a micro-pig, some things we wish we didn’t do, and the types of pickles that Kayla has been in. 

Goooood as! (bye)

Goodmonday!

A 24/7, glass box, haiku festathon, Oliver should put himself in more positions where he can be saved by shrimps, and we discuss what are the top 2 things above asking.

BONUS audience challenge at the end!!!

Byemonday!

Hooray Friday!

We got the bird and caught it in the corner, shrimp chancellor sounds so much better than prawn chancellor, and Oliver is peat thick not rain thick.

Have a perfect day! Never change!!!

Heyoooo!

Is gas touching us or are we touching gas? How much bit will you become if you lay on a bear? Do we have all the answers or none of the answers? Hmm?

Byeoooo!

AH!

Normal start to an episode (completely normal), Kayla is simply a mere conduit (and doesn’t like it clean), and it’s time for a peat chat.

AHHH!!!

Hello again!

We are simply vehicles for the story, dogs don’t think of themselves than more than a head, and what do shrimp do when they’re scared?

Bye again!

Hey hey!

We’re gonna part the fart (are we even friends?), a picture of you, Oliver, human man-boy (who changes and evolves every day), and Kayz would do the opposite.

Good! Bye!

Final Friday… of the week!!!

Kayla has a car sadness, the many uses of pods (probably not the type of pod you’re thinking… you might be verrrry surprised!), and Oliver’s sister has lots to say about stuff in bowls.

First Friday… of the week!!!

HELLO.

We get to grips with the concept of helping other people, they owe me a sheep and a pencil case, and a delicious little massage (via concurrent concussion.)

GOODBYE.

Feel good!

Oliver is a Hypocritical Forgetfian, we wanna recognise that there’s a man over there and that’s so funny, and we don’t believe Goldilocks. I mean c’mon!

Just feel good! (if ya want, moi!)

Good day!

Just let him sweat in his shallow grave, the terrifying knight on the other side of the door, and a return to form: a classic would you rather?

I said good day!

Hey ho!

Kayla simply needs more time to tell the perfect shrimp lady story, Kayla doesn’t know how to find a train due to Oliver’s sweeping generalisations, and never a binky dinky doonk.

Bye ho!