3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
Hi!
Not a worry about not knowing the songs that Christina Ricci has made, Oliver wants to drink beaver water, and Kayla gets actually furious.
Bye… BYE!!!
Yes please!
My echo is a groovy German dude, Kayla owns Oliver’s whole stupid head, and sometimes you have to say one thing to say what is opposite.
No thanks!
Well well well, we did it!
Happy 400 to all those who celebrate.
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Wowee!!
A little something about a little ham and cheese, Kayla thinks Oliver’s haiku is about Donkey Kong, and a concept for a new segment!
Wewoo!
Hello!
Giving ourselves wedgies just to feel something, all the wet places of a childhood summer, and dodecapalindrome.
Bye!
Tu-tu-tuesday!
Cheers to all the big ears, Kayla would get chest tattoos of Oliver’s, and the hopes of a child for icecream before dinner.
B-b-bye!
You’re doing great!
We’re stuffed and leaky, Jordan can’t tell the difference between Bella and Kayla, and the sound of 1000 rhinoceroses.
Keep up the good work!
Hi hi!
A winning in the futsal, all the things that garlic could go with, and we hope all the dads got everything they wanted.
Bye bye!
Must be nice!
Oliver didn’t have possums in the walls, we don’t know how to sate a hunger when you don’t even want anything to eat, and Oliver would look like a princess on the back of a worm.
Was quite nice!
Hey friend
Oliver is a true blue having a talking event with his mates. Kayla and Oliver have both been to KFC. We are SICK of having to cook a meal EVERY DAY? Who made that a rule?!
Miss u, luv u
Bye friend
Hiya!
Hurting the hand that does it, second-hand dreading the interaction, and we try to figure out how mothballs on a slide would go.
Biya!
Hello!
We’re back in the saddle, Oliver creates a wonderful world with one noise, and the gays rule this house.
Bye!
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Hello!
We are The Scatmen, the Bratwurst was snucken back to 1330, and they should make the names of muscles more fun.
Bye!
References:
Bones!
We think spoons are kinda cool, Kayla learns what the kitchen sink is, and Oliver wouldn’t say a rabbit hole is really well ventilated.
Where are the bones?
Partay!
We’re gonna party really good, you won’t believe who’s in the follow up to The Passion of the Christ, and what happens to frog if frog hears classical music?
PARTAY!!!
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It is Tuesday today.
Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to.
Ah, that was a Tuesday.
Yahoo!!!
Oliver is most of the people in a hospital, Kayla would end up looking like a drowned cat (with many concussions), and Kayla isn’t a posh idiot.
Byehoo!!!
We did it!
We have a lot of sponsors, Oliver is having a bit of a crisis to be honest, and words that are warm joys (some physical and some metaphorical.)
It’s done!
Thursday!!!
Kayla is a thrilling nightmare at the cinema, the moist breath of a little bundle, and the Marvel Universe explains everything.
THURSDAY!!!!!!
Winning!
We talk about how our bones would be if we were werewolves, Kayla NEVER eats before swimming, and Kayla gets mad at Oliver’s haikus.
Won!
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