3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
It is Tuesday today.
Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to.
Ah, that was a Tuesday.
Yahoo!!!
Oliver is most of the people in a hospital, Kayla would end up looking like a drowned cat (with many concussions), and Kayla isn’t a posh idiot.
Byehoo!!!
We did it!
We have a lot of sponsors, Oliver is having a bit of a crisis to be honest, and words that are warm joys (some physical and some metaphorical.)
It’s done!
Thursday!!!
Kayla is a thrilling nightmare at the cinema, the moist breath of a little bundle, and the Marvel Universe explains everything.
THURSDAY!!!!!!
Winning!
We talk about how our bones would be if we were werewolves, Kayla NEVER eats before swimming, and Kayla gets mad at Oliver’s haikus.
Won!
References:
Hi!
Is Jessica Frond us? Why is this car so long? And who invented the magazine? All these will be answered and more on today’s episode!
Bye!
Weekly welcome!
We reckon we wouldn’t make good spies, the main thing connecting a walrus and a walnut, and “a word tells a picture the same as the word as it is.”
Weekly bye now!
Friday hi-day!
Oliver: voice over artist, the most boring answer on Earth, and that thing about going for the long sleep.
Friday bye-day!
Hello!
Oh no! Oliver had a nightmare! Aww! The old inner voice. And the 52 minute lunch break.
Bye now!
Today is the day!!!
We come up with a new way of saying that we are running on zero energy, the way that people spell is fine, and Ariel’s subscriptions.
Today was the day!!!
Rock on!
Oliver has just been getting better and even better, who we’d have been in the story of the Titanic, and the un-magic of a wet sock.
Rock off!
References:
New week, new meek!
It could be the thing, a shocking revelation about Kayla’s Monopoly past, and Oliver’s haiku is a full journey.
New good, new bye!
Fridyay!
You won’t BELIEVE this one thing that Kayla is bad at, Oliver has never made the choice to run, and we’re great at secrets unless we forget we’re supposed to keep them secret which happens every time.
Fribye!
Heyo!
We have A LOT of easy questions, Kayla didn’t know this is the life they could be living, and Oliver’s got some notorious views on sport.
Byeo!
HI!
Kayla has a very strange belief, something sounded like a thing that is not what we were talking about, and we’re both sorry.
BYE!
References:
Uh hi!
We love the electric energy of a school production, tangents are Kayla’s milk and butter, and my beef on the patio.
Ummm bye!
References:
Hi!
We are starting the episode in a really nice, calming manner, Kayla has no problem at all understanding Oliver’s obvious haiku, and it’s a through death thing.
Bye!
Hihihi!
A choose-your-own-adventure chat, censoring a word that is too good for the ears, and Oliver leaves the pod due to a pun (something which we never thought would happen in this lifetime.)
Bibibi!
Yay!!!
We chat the physics of a long bum crack, a scientific breakdown of how the eyes work, and havin’ a lil practise run at a meal (or choosing not to by choice.)
Nay!!!
Welcome!
Just an average diary entry from Kayla’s secret diary, our thoughts on trying to not always try to fix the problem, and why do people treat us different to how we see ourselves?
De-welcome!
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