Secret Fetish

This isn't safe for work! We talk about some secret fetishes that we all have!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show?
So let's do a fifteen minute morning show podcast. What
do you think? Yes? And we didn't. I don't think
we can do what we wanted to do. Yeah, now

(00:24):
we can. Like before the cameras came on and before
the audio came on, you should, but they wanted to talk.
What did you guys want to talk about? Disgusting, Scotty,
go ahead and tell him, Scotty. I just all I
said is that a friend of the dogs has a
dog that was having a little bit of a problem
with his lipstick or his red rocket or crayon or
whatever you want to call penis penis. Yes, it wouldn't

(00:47):
go back in, so he has to have an operation
today to get it back in. Because the vet had
the vet had to keep Um, I don't know how
to how do I finishing the all go off? Yeah,
so we'll go back in and it just wasn't working anymore.
So now he has to have an operation so it
goes back in. That I'd love to have that phrase

(01:12):
before Scott. Why was this guy supposedly good at it?
I don't want to say any of this. Okay, Okay,
you know people are watching and listening to this, going
what are you talking about? And it's not really fair.
You can't bring something up to people who listen to
us or watch us and not follow through. I just
I just sexual orientation, which made him better at jerking

(01:38):
off a dog. That's what he said. Oh, and this
is a conversation you're gonna have when you didn't think
I was on the past here talk about how a
gay guy can masturbate a dog better than a straight
guy to a fight, because we were saying straight guys
and straight women can probably do it just as well,
So don't don't exactly. I didn't say he could do it,

(02:00):
mind doing it, that's all. But because a guy's gay
doesn't mean he wants to masturbate a dog. That's what
I said. What a sleep and stupid thing. By the way,
he was very confident, like when you were in here, Elvis,
he was so confident about this topic. What did he say, Garrett,
repeat it as Scott said, it's been said, But he
was very confident. He's very wishy washy now about it

(02:21):
during the room, but when he was like male dogs,
this is the way it's happening. I don't masturbate my dogs, Mett,
how about your female dogs? Do you diddle them? If
Brody answered my question, do you did your female dogs?
Hold on a second, I didn't say answer the questions
immediately one female dog. And I'm not the one who

(02:43):
said it. I know you said, but that's why he
has two dogs. That's what you said. No, No, I said,
Scotty said, that's why he's female. I never said that.
The edge of the question, Brody, do you diddle your
female dog or not? No? I did the male dogs,
like Scotty suggests. But you're not dumbest conversation every You're

(03:06):
doing this to solve a problem with the dogs. They're
not doing it for pleasure. Question. Okay, So if Max
or alive problem and the vet told you this is
what you got to do to fix it, would you
do it? I don't know. Come over and do it.
They're dogs, they need your help. I would do it.
He's an animal guy. The pride Gandhi is taking in.

(03:29):
This is fantastic. Before she's like, don't count me out. Well,
who's going to hold him down while you do it?
Because I don't know about like dogs. If I tried
to do even run away, you give them a glass
of wine from you don't know. Are their medical tools
for this, like specifically, yeah, your hands, tweezers or something,
tweezing tweezers, other stuff that you would pick up shallad

(03:52):
with no kids, no animals apply, no penus, want to
rip the skin off the doll. Do not use tongs
to masturbate your dog. There I said, I I would
use an appliance or something like salad that jerk off
your own penis. Wait, hold on a second, what the

(04:18):
funk are we talking about? This conversation is the worst ever, mate,
And remember, Nate, take charge, Nate. This this is gonna
be the first show we were going to translate to
the hearing impair. Get here. This is gonna I wish
I was deaf right now. Alright, Okay, So no one's
whose topic this was. Scotty was the topic. I was

(04:39):
just I was just discussing it in the room. This
was not a topic for this. I just but he
came up with it. It would be awesome, though, to
see an interpreter translate what we're saying right now, the
look on their face, because when you see it, Gandhi,
when you see an interpreter interpreting someone the speech, and
the speech giver starts getting excited that the interpreters like

(05:02):
what kind of just jerking off a dog? Like, what's that?
What kind of disgust do they have on their face?
The interesting thing I learned from the person doing sign
languages that when you're talking about a person, so if
if I say Elvis, that the interpreter has to spell
out Elvis because there is no sign for Elvis. So
every time you mentioned a name, they spell out each

(05:24):
letter of the name for the for the person. Just
google YouTube video of Cardi WAPs sign language. It's hilarious
when they do the whole thing like this, It's hysterical.
She's on the stage signing. Its fantastic. Just wears me out.

(05:45):
Are we at a time yet? Are we done? Not
even close? I'm never going to look at salad tongs
ever again. I'm taking scared of a salad bar. I'm
getting water. He's never coming back than anything. So sorry,

(06:08):
this begs the question. Did you ever masturbated dog? Scotty? Never,
but just peanut butter off of you, didn't you or something? No?
I never had dogs eat peanut. Yes that happened. This
is one of those episodes that I deny it. Scotty, Hey,
Nate want to bo sponsors in the middle of this.

(06:29):
Can't deny it. I can't hear anything. I love Scotty. Okay, man,
I don't know what to talk about it. I'm not
safe for work. You can go anywhere from here. You know.
Poor Scotty did something one time. You know, you have
to build a hundred bridges to be a bridge builder.
You let one dog eat dog food off of you,
and you're a forever that's not going to tell you.
What did you child? I was a freaking child, but

(06:52):
you just star it was ten years old. Just leave
me alone. My god, Skippy, Skippy wasn't what was the
dog's name? It was? It was wet dog food? How
do you dry dog food? I don't know. Was the

(07:12):
dog food cold when you put it on your Balls's man? Understandably,
Sony still talking about masturbating. He goes goodbye. Well, because
we always talk about how like it's important to be
honest and be yourself, and then when somebody shares something

(07:33):
we never let them forget it. Ever, poor Scotty for
being honest with this group of people. Okay, this is
a this is a rough crowd. We all know that
he's too honest, dog literally scary with tongs. H he's
back for more. Oh god, what else you want to

(07:58):
talk about other than masturbating dogs with sally of tom
Christmas song six minutes. By the way, that is a
sentence that has not existed in the English language until
just now. Masturbating dogs with salad. Think of that. It
auto completes that sentence. Masturba burned the computer after you
finished Google. Speaking of I'm gonna sit back and enjoy

(08:21):
the show. You guys go ahead. Speaking of reality? Are
we re aalized to talk about this? I just want
to see where the transution goes in. I googled it
and it says, sorry, there aren't any great matches for
your first time ever. So not not getting into best reality.
But one of the people that worked at my old

(08:41):
radio station, when he was let go they were cleaning
out his computer apparently had file folders full of bestiality porn.
That's awful. Discuss disgusted. That's disgusting. Yeah, that's abuse of
an animal. Yeah, well, I'm not saying I endorsed it.

(09:02):
I'm just saying that some suck from freaking sick people
work in this world. It's only abusive. But you know
the truth is, though, if you can think about it,
there's somebody that likes it. So, I mean, that's what's weird,
and that's it's it's you know. I'm glad I didn't
get that gene. I didn't get the let's watch the
animals do it gene or whatever. I don't write that,
but I'm let's play a game. What is your secret fetish?

(09:23):
Go secret? Secret one? Okay, and it's not okay, you
go first. I have to think about this. Yeah, let
me can tell you soone here. I know that Froggy
or Scotty would tell us their secret. Uh, I'll tell
you mine. Tan lines love you love tan Lines? All right,

(09:44):
something as simple as that. I mean, I do. I
do love a guy with some great tattoos. Hello, yes
is good? Yeah? Yeah? But like a cute side boob right,
not like certain side where's voluntarily? I don't discriminate. If

(10:04):
you got it, you got it. I'm gonna look at it.
What if the side boob is down around their waister knee?
Is that the whole side move cousin discriminate doesn't discriminate,
no discrimination. Come on, Brody, what's your secret fetish? You
say it like I was holding back something like you're
the last one I don't know. Under boob is kind
of good. That's my favorite superhero, says the girl who

(10:26):
made us smaller. Don't even talk to me. One of
the best decisions I've ever made. Scary was quiet. Daniel
has been quiet. Garret's been quick to think of something.
You never have anything. I'm thinking like three things. I'm
not gonna say any of them. Pennis and two balls.
We get it, fish, but it's three things. Three okay?

(10:51):
Nice try Oh you know what? You want to know what? Okay?
So you know when we go to the haunted houses
and like somebody a woman is dressed like a vampire
or something, and then they get very close to you
and they try to scare you instead of scaring me,
I get turned on secretly. I don't know why, Danielle.
Was it you that went to that at that place

(11:14):
in Brooklyn, the not Scare House, the escape room, whatever
it was. We went to an escape room. Wasn't it
you that we wasn't No one on the show went
to this escape room with me? No I don't think
I was supposed to go, but I was late and
so my tickets got canceled or something. We went to
this escape room and there's this one guy who was

(11:36):
holding his captive and he kept putting his face right
into the prison cell we were in, and I was
strangely kind of turned on and I almost went I
almost went in and kissed him. Well, he was acting,
but I mean I was. I was getting turned on
by being held prisoner. Not giving you guys any ideas.

(11:57):
Friend blood manner, the New York City one they have
like these women that are always dressed like vampires and
like what happened really close. I'm just like, Okay, this
is probably not what's supposed to be happening. So here
we are, next one, Scary Garrett, Scottie still call it Gandhi.

(12:17):
I got nothing. You totally have something, no secrets. Scotty
doesn't keep anything that's been What's this? What's something fetishy
that you like? Scotty, I don't just straight up nothing fetishy.
That's a lie. He's never going to talk to us again,
you guys, Scotty, are you really mad? No? No, no, okay, Scary,

(12:43):
A dog's dead I don't care. The dog. Was that
the cause Elvis? You missed that part. No, it's a
different dog. But dog, it's not. It was. It was
a sad dog. He head, very sad dog. Oh god,
this is I don't like how you're talking about dogs here.

(13:05):
I know what I mean. He was old. Alright, I'm bored.
Can we leave? By everyone? The fifteen minute Morning Show