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July 27, 2021 15 mins

The show chats with Gandhi as she heads out in her RV with Diamond and Andrew!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
It's the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Uh, let's see,
Froggy's here, and there's Gandhi in Santa Fe, and there's

(00:25):
Scary Hi Scary. There's Scotty b and Master Control. There's
Garrett right across the room from me. Uh, there's Brody
in the den, and there's producer Sam in her studio,
and Danielle's in the basement and here we go. Um so,

(00:45):
after we're done with this, you're gonna hop in the
RV and head toward the Grand Canyon with Diamond and Andrew.
You excited? I am so excited. The Grand Canyon is
definitely something I've always wanted to see. I only ever
see it flying over. It looks incredible. There's also so
much cool stuff to do there. There are like like
donkey rides and horse rides, and I'll pack of farms

(01:06):
and of course skydiving. We're really excited about that. But
the best and I'm super sait about this too. We're
gonna pass by the petrified forest and the painted desert
on the way over there, and I'm very excited to
see that stuff too. You know what, Gandhi's kind of
living on our dream. We're living vicariously through these three
as they're traveling across the western part of our country,

(01:27):
ending up in the Bay Area in San Francisco, right, yep.
Our goal is to go touch the water so that
we can say we drove half the country from the
How is it driving that beast? I mean it's big,
It is huge. I was really nervous about driving it
at first, but it does drive just like a big
truck or a U haul. I mean, there are your

(01:47):
your buddy Drew yesterday, who we spent a lot of
time with and is amazing. He was giving us all
kinds of tips on things on what to do on
how if you blow a tire, you do not slam
the brakes. That's the last thing that you do. You
just continue to draw I forward, take your foot off
the gas, and pull over. I know he brought us
all these tools just in case. He's great, so hopefully
that's not gonna be a problem. We're checking our tire

(02:08):
pressure and making sure to avoid treacherous roads and stuff
like that, but also driving that huge twenty pound piece
of metal. Steal whatever. You don't want to make any
sudden moves if you're driving sudden moves. So let's say, uh,
let's say a road runner runs out in front of you. Yes, me, me.
We were given instructions and I quote to blow that

(02:29):
motherfucker to smithering. It's either you or the road. Just
drop an yes, of course. And then the other day,
when that jack rabbit ran across the road, it actually
ran out into the road, and I remembered what the
guy said about you cannot slam the brakes, don't swerve,

(02:51):
don't do anything, and I just screamed at the top
of my lungs, no no, no, no, no, no, no no,
and I think it heard me and then went back
the other way. Does anyone else have any thoughts about this?
I mean, this is an intriguing, intriguing journey you're on.
I can't wait to see what happens if you get
the skydive, because that's like a dream of mine. That's
going to be amazing video and everything. And I just

(03:15):
pushed Diamond out the plane. She said she doesn't even
trust us enough to accompany us to the skydiving site
because she thinks we may do something. So she's like,
I think I'm just gonna stay in the room. What'side it,
She'll be at the Petrified Forest, being petrified. They built
a forest for people like her, Gandhi. What's the temperature

(03:38):
at the Grand Canyon right now? Oh, that's a good question,
and I do not know. It's a big canyon, so
there's probably different, different, different temperatures. I was just thinking,
it's so, have you guys, have anyone else ever been
to the Grand Canyon. I took a three day hike
through it. We rough. Oh my god, you did. It
was one of the best experiences of my entire life.
I don't remember ever being that tired or that impressed.

(03:59):
We went on like a scorpion tour. One night. We
slept intense, the bathrooms were super uncomfortable. It was basically
a hole in the ground, and it was still like
three of the best days of my in Wow. You know,
a buddy of mine actually went into the Grand Canyon.
You can do a tour and go they You can
get lowered into the Grand Canyon. You gotta I didn't
do it by helicopter or something, and he went down there,

(04:22):
and it's a different terrain and a different experience altogether.
So this is one really cool thing I thought about
the area when they took us to the final campsite.
It is a residential area for a very small group
of people, and the only way in or out other
than like a half a day full hike is through
a helicopter pad. And he said, everyone has to be

(04:42):
extremely careful because if Heaven forbid, you break a leg
and you need to be helicoptered out of here. Everyone
who lives here gets DIBs. So if a villager wants
to go get milk, they can cut you in line
if they want to. They hopefully would not, but it's
this is their area. And that was the agreement like
we made with them when we said we use their area.
All right, let's don't break don't break any limbs in

(05:03):
the grand canyons. Well, too bad, I need to go
off cant some skittles. Yes, I need a gall of lectaid. Wait,
they don't have door dash down there, But you know
what they do have down there, And this is why
the postal service is amazing. They still get mail, and
the way that they get mail is via donkey. They

(05:25):
send donkeys down to deliver mail to this particular tribe,
so they can still have access to the things that
they need. Amazon does the Amazon, so they have an
Amazon donkey. How cool. Well, I love that we're following
you and uh, we're watching it as it happened. So
they hit the road again today they're gonna be back

(05:46):
off the grid. Of course. You see her now, I
hear her. Now she's on the grid. People are a
little confused. They need to understand that this is not
two weeks of solid off the grid. It's on and
off the grid. But we're most interested in the off
the grid part, right right, So we have to find
our a to a grid obviously, to be able to
be on the show every day, because this is not vacation.
It's awesome and we're getting to do amazing things, but

(06:07):
we still have to work every day. Diamond and Andrew
are up at the same time I'm up, and they're
working on the things that they do. I have to
be on the show, which is still wonderful. But to
do that, we have to find a place from which
to broadcast and out here we have to get to
places because you know the WiFi, there's WiFi places, but
we don't know that we're going to always be able
to have a solid connection. So we've tried to set

(06:27):
it up so that we can go places that we'll
be able to connect us. So for the show, we'll
be on the grid. For the rest of the day,
off the grid, And the same people who are complaining
that you're not off the grid, they're like, hey, post
some pictures. It's like, right a second, the grid, which
one do you want? Ye for me? I know you
have a rule, but I would like to see what

(06:47):
it feels like to poop in a moving vehicle because
I've never done that before on plane. No, I won't
do it. Why I don't know. I just never have
in my life. I love pooping on planes. I think
it's because I just I want the next person to say,
that's why I don't do it. Oh my gosh, have
you ever m Have you guys ever sat at the

(07:09):
back of the plane by the bathroom. It's horrible. I
did it on a flight back from the UK. And
let me tell you something that will never happen again.
I check to see where my seats are if they're
like given to me ahead of time, and that I
do not care. There is no way in hell you
don't want the bathroom on a flight from London because
it's all you know, the all eight fish and chips

(07:31):
and shepherd pie that was off the last row on
a plane feels like punishment because your seat doesn't recline.
Everyone's always if they're not going to the bathroom and
stinking it up there just standing next to ye. But
to face level, it's terrible. I hate that last row. Hey, Scotty,
he's been on week long cruises. The ship moves. You've pooped.

(07:52):
I only did it when we were docked. I guess
I don't know. No, I'm kidding. Okay, you're right, so
you're weird. Want something with Yes, I want to poop
in something with wheels. Well I'm sad you didn't come
so you could poop on the RV Scottie. Okay, So
anyone else want to bring something up for a fifteen

(08:13):
minute morning show podcast? Oh something we talked about on
the Big Show today where the whole reincarnation thing, and
that's my uncle. Somebody texted in that they went a
loved one died. They asked for a sign, They left
the hotel room and when they came back there was
a black snake under the bed. And they would convince

(08:35):
that was their aunt or whoever it was. I guess
please could it could be you don't know, Come on,
that's what we're saying. Usually when you see not a
black snake, Brody, but if you see a butterfly or
a cardinal or a beautiful, you know, animal strolled by,
you like, oh, there's grandma. But if it's a fucking
flying granddad, we never ever equated those two like dead relatives.

(08:58):
I'm telling you, my dad came to me in the
form of a dog. Brody. Never yeah, I get it,
it's sure, but never like it's never like a gnat.
Thank god. Okay, So everyone besides Danielle is crazy. She
she's it was a dog. What I'm saying is it's
awfully convenient that people come back. They have the power

(09:21):
somehow to come back from the dead and only come
back in things we find to be endearing and cute. Said,
it could be that they're sending it to you. It's
not them, it's they're they're sending you something just to
tell you things are okay, or that they're happy, or
that you know you're being taken care of. I mean,
you know, I totally agree. I And also, if somebody

(09:44):
has that happened to them and it makes them happy
and it gives them some sort of comfort or peace.
I don't ever want to be the person that's like,
just so you know, that's coincidence, it's not real. I'll
do that was I would never be a brody does
not care in the form of a bird. Yes, something

(10:04):
I'm gonna talk about on The Brooklyn Boys today with scary,
but I'll bring it up because it's close. When people
say like, oh, my, not you, Danielle. Oh, my father
visited me in my dream. Oh my mother visited me
and my dream. Listen, Kate Upton visited me in my dream.
It's not actually Kate Upton. I had a three headed
zebra in my dream a couple of nights ago. It
wasn't actually a three at zebra I dream. I'm just saying,

(10:26):
not you, Danielle, and then you proceeded to ship all over.
I'm saying Danielle's father. I'm saying Danielle's father may have
visited her. I'm saying from me personally, when I dream
about someone in my life that passed away, like my dad,
it's because I dreamt about my dad. It was because
he's visiting. Are you saying your dad came back as
Kate Upton. I'd been fine with that. And by the way,

(10:48):
there are dreams and there are visits. It's actually two
different things. And I'm starting to agree with Scary. I'm
only able to take Brody and doses. That's finely. Luckily,
it's a fifteen minutes only, very very lucky. Speaking of
you and Scary got into a little bit of a
tiff earlier, and so yes you did. Where Scary said

(11:08):
he can only take so much time with you a
few minutes. That's a few minutes, and Brodie said. Then
Brodie proceeded to say, well, kind of funny how that
guy tolerates me for a few minutes. I carry the
fifteen minute morning, I carry the Brooklyn Boys podcast. And
then Scary says, there's a difference between carrying the podcast

(11:33):
and just taking over completely and not letting your coast
get a word in edge watch. I only do that
based on what the listeners request. So comfortable, wait, the
listeners request you take over and do well, yeah, really
you said that. Brodie's not even from Brooklyn. No, no,

(11:53):
Garrett's not even from Brooklyn. Garrett, make it the Borough Boys. No, no, Garrett,
Garrett No. Brodie was like, hey, we should we should
just have Garrett and me do a podcast, and I'm like,
all right, won't be Brooklyn anymore. I visited from time
to time to run across the boys. Brody and I
have been yelling and screaming and squabbling with each other

(12:14):
since the dawn of time, since to be since we've
known each other. Elvis, you knew that used to have
to break up all kinds of arguments. But but that's
not who we are now. I didn't well when we
were back when the other studios, old school studios between
the two always just we always used to fight with
squabble and you know whatever, I don't remember this. It

(12:34):
was actually Brody and everyone else I remember that. But no,
but no, but we we actually really do get along.
We but this is our way of Like, I can
see why people want to hear more Brody on the podcast,
because you're on the morning show every day and they
don't really hear from Brodie, so that's their chance to
hear Brod. It actually is the number one thing. They're like,
oh my god, I finally get to hear Brody. Brodie's

(12:57):
not you know, he's on the morning show, but he's
kind of barely. I'd be careful because he has a
lot of fans. Scary if you if you crap all
over Brodies, you're crepping all over the fans. Oh no,
they love scary too. I was just kidding. We're actually
trying to plan a live show. Yeah, like a comedy
and we got a phone number two for the podcast.
Who's barking is my great great grandfather? Yeah right, you

(13:20):
know what, somebody my uncle's coming to visit me. He's
barking at the window. We have we have three dogs
in the house now because my daughter has a dog
and she is uh in Europe for her master's degree
and couldn't take the dog right away, so we have
the dogs like three months. Fine, have all those dogs. Well,
he's a year old. I think I told you Elvis.
We have to like train him to go out now,

(13:42):
and like it's like having a baby again because she
she house trained him. And now that he's here, we
have we have like the pads. I have to walk
him at five in the morning and get him out.
It's it's it's an adjustment, but we do know time
there Froggy we got one minute left. Elvish believe is wrong?
What's that? I said, Scotty, it's your turn, and everything

(14:04):
you believe it is wrong? Oh oh, it's my turn.
Have you ever have you ever injured a body part?
They didn't. You didn't realize that you used so much
until you injured it. Yea, I can see it right
there on his finger. It's not what you think. But
I took a chunk out of my thumb closing a
beach umbrella and actually how to go to the lifeguard
stand with a boo boo, And I felt like such

(14:24):
an idiot, but the blood wouldn't stop. And so I
can't do anything because I do everything with my thumb
and I don't realize it until like I can't do
anything on my phone. They need to invent band aids
that have those things that you can touch your phone with,
you know. I don't know why they don't do that. Well,
you'll have that thumb back before you know it, Scotty,
I hope. So I'm more surprised you didn't think you'd
need it until like super important race. I didn't realize

(14:48):
how much I used it to grip things like you
can actually eat can't even zip yourself like I can't.
I can't write properly because of my thought. I can't
hold my left handed I am left handed, you alright.
I think it was our last minute. We spent that

(15:09):
on the Scotty's Boo Boom. We'll get out of here.
We'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye. The Fifteen Minute Morning
Show

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