Urban Dictionary

We look each other up on Urban dictionary and turns out, we are very nice people!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?
All right, does anybody have something to talk about? Oh? Boy,
is it going to be one of those days. Yeah,
we should say where Elvis is? First of all? Where

(00:25):
is shoveling his driveway? Yes, which is something I have
to do when I get home. Something that have you
kept up with it? Daniel Sheldon went out a couple
of times yesterday to try and keep up with it.
But then I felt like as soon as he came
back in, they plowed and he's like sort of a
bit all the work I just did. They just forget
about it. Yeah, at the bottom of the driveway. See, Froggy,

(00:47):
you don't have to deal with this bullshit. Yeah. I
mean it's cold, but I don't have to deal with
the snow. Yes, Froggy said yesterday he was scared of
the cold and that he wouldn't even leave even though
he has a garage and a car. He wouldn't even
leave to go get food because you've got to get
out of your us to go into the place to
get it, not doing it delivery. You know. It's interesting
about Froggy though, like I sent him a video joking

(01:08):
around like this is a snowblower. I'm sure you've never
seen this before, but two weeks ago Froggy posted a
video he went outside of his house because it was
cold in Florida and threw a cup of hot water
on the windshield and I go, don't you know about
the defroster inside the car? No, no, no, no, it's
not me. It's not me that doesn't know about that.
It's the person that was driving the car, and she's

(01:29):
sending me text messages. My wind shows frozen over and
whever time I run the windhowever, was just making a
scraping noise. What do I do? So I was just like,
you know what, Instead of trying to explain that to her,
which would have taken an hour, I just said, it's
easier to go out and throw some cold water on
the windshield so it didn't crack and it just was
gone immediately. And it was because it's hard. Very concerned

(01:50):
about you throwing hot water out a cold windshield. I'm like,
that's that you're going to break that. When it comes
to my wife and Danielle, you are much better to
just do it yourself than try to explain to them
how to do it, because will take three days and
it's very I think that's genius of them then, because
they had little workers. How do you know we don't
do that on purpose? I know you, Danielle. Well, we

(02:10):
used to be in the studio. Danielle would come up
to me and go, can you help me record something?
I just what button for me? I've gotten all of you.
I've gotten to do it. I've gotten Brody to do it.
I've gotten Scary to do it. It was the last
time I did it for he knows how to do it.

(02:33):
I don't. I don't know what you're talking. And they
also get that sound, that that sound in their voice.
Can you help me? I'm like, no, no, no, no,
we're not going to ask that way. My favorite is
when the board like shuts down or something happening, like, go, Scary,
I don't understand what happened. I didn't push anything. You
give me that voice, and then how do I not

(02:55):
help you? At that point? It's very dust. It's Tinkerbell
pixie dust, That's what it is. And if we're ever
back in the studio at any given time, you know
Danielle will get away with this now for because like
we haven't done this in so long. I don't remember.
I don't remember. For you, I think she figured off
system Preston. They said hi, he said hello, Um, yeah, Nate,

(03:20):
do you shovel? I mean you shouldn't be shoveling? Right? Oh? No,
I shovel. I mean it takes me a while. But yeah,
you could use that to get out of things like I.
I use my you know, to get out of ship,
like I don't want to do, like I really shouldn't
be doing that, like you, you could use that to
get out of it. I use that. I use this
way too much. I used the fact that I've had
two strokes way too much in my life too, you know,

(03:41):
like I never had to make that. I don't know,
I don't remember. So you're not going to use the
excuse that gives people the most strokes to get out
of doing this. No, no, you know. Luckily we have
that dumpster in our driveway, so it's only half the
driveway to shovel, so it's really not that bad. Dude.
Did they put a cover on the dumpster for problem?
But don't you pay for the weight? Uh? No, I

(04:03):
know it's per dump, Yeah, paper dump. Right now, they've
got the ship in there from that would be a
big dump. Then I think my worst nightmare is being
a homeowner and having to go to lows and Dumpty
Ponies places to buy salt rock salt and plows and

(04:24):
florid chloride cacum. Oh, I was like, sodium chloride? Can't
you kill? Gandhi? Gandhi. I feel like you're on the
same page here. I mean, right now you're with your boyfriend.
But like living in an apartment is list like, oh god,
I don't have to something breaks. Yeah, you just know.
You just walk up to the front desk and you're like, oh,
there's like a pile of snow outside the door, and

(04:45):
then you move on. You don't have to do Yeah, scary, scary.
Your worst nightmares not going to home depot. It's getting married,
having kids, having a pet, or you know, or not
working at the radio station. I don't number six. I
don't want to deal with not the private property, all
that property and stuff and what if somebody always figured
what if I owned something? And then somebody goes trips

(05:06):
on my sidewalk and they try and sue me. I
don't want to have that responsibility. Is that you're not
going to have a family or a house because you're
worried that somebody's gonna slip on your lawn. I like
when I like watching the neighbors all like help each
other out, Like if one of them has a snowblower, goes.
And that's what happened yesterday because I love blowing snow.

(05:26):
But I'm Canadian. I'm almost in the city and Amy's
home alone with the kids. So the neighbors came over
yesterday and they shoveled and they blew the driveway, so
you know, it's very nice and in the community. I
did over. I did over to blow the snow hereterday.

(05:46):
I said, if you want, because I'm going out again,
I go if you if you want me to come at,
I'll do it. He says, that's what we want. I'll why.
I'll tell you whatever. Yeah, whatever you go out and do,
he's gonna have to undo and then and then do
it right. So it's twice the work. And Spencer would
normally go out and help him, but he was he
had homework because they had you know, they didn't have

(06:08):
school yesterday, but they still gave him homework. So that
was his excuse. Poor Sheldon, I will say though, like
I could be dead in my apartment for months and
I don't think anybody would ever know. So it probably
is good to have like neighbors that you actually told
you I left. You know, I left so long ago.
I'm not kidding you. It was three months later. My
front door guy called me and he's like, hey, I
just see if you're alive. Hadn't seen you walk in

(06:29):
the door for a while. I'm like, three months later,
justin it took you three months? Okay? Cool? You know,
speaking of snowblowers, have you guys ever googled Portuguese snowblower?
No about to infect my so just look it up
and read it, because I think it's a little too
Daniel's face not even looking it up. I don't want
it on my computer. You tried that bad, Yeah, you've

(06:55):
tried that, Scotty. I watched Leonardo DiCaprio do this in
Wolf of Wall Street yesterday. Coke, oh yeah, right out
of the bung hole. I don't do coke do What
are you saying? You do everything else? His limitations? I
think my favorite thing though about like these urban and

(07:17):
urban dictionary definitions. They always add a nationality to something like,
why is that? Portuguese have no clue? I don't know
why are any of us in urban dictionary? The Spanish
would never do that straight straight Portuguese. They're not Spanish.
Blame the Portuguese for it. My urban dictionary definition is

(07:39):
really nice. It doesn't make any sense. It's the only
place you can actually find me. I have to find it.
It's like I'm a great friend and a wonderful person
to have in your life. Let's see us used to
describe probably the best thing that can happen to any person. Beautiful, caring, stunning,
in perfect and literally every way understanding yet extremely sensitive.

(07:59):
So we're squires. A lot of patients values the word promise.
You know that girl is really fine? She must be
a maida. Oh it's lie. I didn't put that in there.
I thought you were going to say a gandhi. I
was like that chould be starving. Has beautiful hair and
eyes and body in general. He's smooth with the ladies

(08:20):
and has sex delicious feet. Nate likes to flip off
people a lot, and to step on Lili's Nate has
nice trainers and eighteen digits of pie. Native is truly
a God, really, who then wrote it? You just wrote
it down and you look up Gandhi, It says Indian

(08:40):
version of bust down thought. Tiana Danielle is the most
amazing girl you'll ever meet. She has an incredible smile
that will light a room and always knows what to
say when you're feeling down. That's all that's nice, scary, scary, frightening, sketchy.
Harry Songs a boy or a man who is very adorable.

(09:04):
He is usually tall, strong, and is very compassionate. He
gives the best hugs ever, and a smile makes your
heart pound. He's by far the nicest guy anyone could
ever know. If you meet one, keep him close. Doesn't
say anything about keeping your stuffed animals away from him.
We should add that Garrett is probably the most kindest
guy you'll ever meet, but he could be a pain
in the ass. He has a great sense of humor

(09:25):
and is very funny to be around. He's also very
creative and can have a dirty mind at some times. Wait,
way too nice for dictionary. What do David Brodie Well?
David's a very sweet and handsome guy, but who is
also very shy, who is extremely good at mostly anything
he does and won't admit it true. There will be

(09:52):
add ons after this podcast. By the way, you can
submit anything to Urban Dictionary, can't you. Yes, a straight
straight and E could have his own And by the
end of the day, Urban Dictionary really had a better
definition years ago. Now I feel like everybody's just running
rampant putting whatever they want on there. Yeah, if you
want the grossest thing to ever look up on Urban

(10:14):
Dictionary and you cannot read this one out loud, go
ahead and google the Alabama hot Pocket. Google David Brody
in Urban Dictionary, and it says fuck Brodie day a
December eighteenth. Everyone's allowed to talk crapping about anyone named Brody.
People Brody are allowed to talk crapping about other Brodies,

(10:36):
but are not allowed but are not allowed to talk back. What. Yeah,
I just put in urban dictionary dot com just to
see what would come up, and it says January thirty
one word of the day ship in your teeth when
you're when you're significant other or date has let us

(10:56):
disminish or something visible in their teeth. Fuck you, you
have shipped in your teeth. I think they have the
office and it's just like free right now. Yeah, I
feel like a bunch of thirteen and fourteen year old
boys just got a hold of this and started putting
whatever the hell they wanted it right? What is it

(11:16):
telling you the Alabama hot pocket is gonna be? That's
disgusting on so many different levels. Um, So I feel
like we're almost out of time? Does anybody else? Yeah?
Do you think Elvis is actually shoveling or he had
to go like poop? No? He shows Yeah, his driveway
like four miles long? Though? Are you asking in front

(11:37):
of time or uh, we're out of it? Do you
feel like we're out of gas? Froggy, I'm asking if
you would like to be out of gas? Or did
you want to know how much time we have left?
Raise your hand if you feel like we've run out
of gas? I think let's see what run out of
gas on Urban Dictionary. I just I just I just
looked up froggy. It says to be jumpy or anxious,

(11:58):
and he's anxious to end the podcast. How much time
do we really have? Though? If you're sorry, we couldn't
find run out of gas on Urban Dictionary. Out of gas,
let's just put some stuff whast when a person has
to poop really bad and they can no longer buy
time by farting. Is that true? Oh my god, that

(12:20):
is actually what you have to do. A three two
four two. You had a guess by time by farting. Alright,
we're done by everybody. Fifteen minute Morning Show