57- Steve Buscemi - 6/12/17

We chat about internet trolls and who we hate follow!

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(01:04):
your podcast? Fine show took me down to my headphone,
so just by the way, everybody speakers. Okay, So something

(01:24):
happened to me on Twitter just now that I want
to talk about because this has happened before and it
happens a lot. Um. Okay, first of all, it's fifteen
minute morning show. I'm Bethany s. Gary is here, Nate,
Danielle Garrett, and great Tea. Okay, so this morning we
had um the artist Max on and he's a singer
and he's awesome Um and he came in with his wife,

(01:47):
Emily and they're like super in love. Yeah, so cute.
It's so cute. So at one point she came in
during the interview and like he had his arm around
her and she was talking and he was just gazing
at her. So I took a picture and I posted
it on Twitter and I said, everyone deserves to be
looked at the way Max looks at Emily. So then
I get a response from this person who says, don't

(02:09):
let the look fool you. It's what the people don't
see when the truth comes out? Are you okay? Right?
So then I clicked out and by the way, I
paraphrase because it was fairly unintelligible, but I think that's
what he meant to say. So then I click on
his Twitter profile and his profile simply says hold on,
I'm pulling it up, um positive vibes. Oh yeah, that's

(02:30):
his Twitter that's his Twitter profile. The when what they
say and then what they claim they are do not match.
It happens all the time. I had somebody on Twitter
once tell me that I was fat and should kill myself,
and I went on his profile and he was like,
I love Jesus and I love everybody, and everyone deserves
to be alive. I can't stand that. That day, okay,

(02:54):
I said, Elvis a picture of me at the gym
I was working out. I wasn't expecting him to post
it on his social media, but he did. Whatever. I
don't care until all of these freaking trolls started going,
hey man, skip leg day, hey man, what's up chicken legs?
Like you? Motherfucker's like serious. People don't have anything creative.

(03:17):
They think they're being funny, but they think it's not
just that it's when they say something and then their profile.
Then I'll go onto their profile and they're like my
six pound life. I'm like, you haven't been with Jim ever.
It's if you're gonna be mean, like I know somebody
and her role. She loves to be mean to people.
I don't agree with it, but like she owns it.

(03:38):
She's like, I'm gonna be mean to you and I'm
gonna make fun of you, and so she's at least consistent.
You know, I got over the weekend and I get
it a lot too. I can't stand it. So my
daughter and I we had a soccer tournament over the weekend.
So on Sunday, I took a picture of her and
she's eating a granola barner soccer uniform. And then I said, oh,
it's gonna be a great day, soccer tournament all day.
And then someone who responded, I can't believe your father.

(03:59):
I'm I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here's here's what I'll say
about that. Because you get it more than anybody. Thank
you very much. I'll get I'll get some tweet or
or Instagram greg too so stupid. I'll get No, you're
not allowed to say that. You're not. We can say that.
When they say, you know whatever, I go, no, no, no no,

(04:20):
we're about to make fun of scary to post this.
First of all, yesterday I made a post. I forgot
what it was. Oh, it was a picture of It
was a video of me talking I don't know from
from the event that we did over the weekend in
I Heart Summer. Anyway, long story short, the dude was
like two three four comments in and just going in
on me, saying, calling me names, calling me an ask clown.

(04:43):
I mean I deleted in blocking I have I have
a zero tolerance policy for that. What the clown? I
don't know what. You would be scared of that too,
I've actually never heard of anyway. Anyway, the next thing,
you know, he's not commenting about my my, my wedding,
my my marriage status and the lack thereof. Yeah, he's

(05:04):
telling my girl. He's calling my girl out and says
he's scary, doesn't want to marry you. I will I
will read you the quote verbade him by this jerk. No, No,
his name is first of all, his name is Bob Johnson.
Yeah right, His accounts private, and his pick his default
is of of some like fast food restaurants signed and
he's got no posts and no I think, no followers.

(05:27):
What does bio say? Does that say? I love everyone?
This is what it's Yeah, it would not be ironic.
Well that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about,
exactly right, No, that's true. He writes, Scary don't want
to Scary Scary doesn't want to marry you. I'm gonna
marry you. He's an ass. If he thinks he can
do better than you, you are way out of his class.

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And his name again, Bob Johnson, Bob Johnson. But yeah,
claims to be a good person. I'm I'm sorry, man,
I didn't know you're gonna take it like that name
is Bob while you're gone no posts and no followers. Nos,
did not. But he's following, and I'm sorry he's trolling

(06:07):
thirty six people on this is on Instagram. You get
but you get my point? Yes, yes, I understand your
point because I know we all get shipped. I I
just think it's really especially funny when they have a
nice quote in their profile. Right. But yeah, there's like
I love the world, but just not today. Everyone deserves
to be loved by everyone else, you're a fat whore.

(06:30):
I just don't get that. I've never done that. And
what about if you never have? If you don't have
something nice to say, don't say anything, especially on social media,
like okay, if I look fat in en outfit, don't like, hey,
you're eating a little cupcake lately, Like don't like, don't
why would you even say that? Just don't say anything.
Just don't comment at all. Or they you know, they
have like you know, the their their kids and they're

(06:52):
they're they're showing family time and things like that, and
then all of a sudden they're just trolling on you.
It's like, really, what if I was your son, would
you talk to me like that? I actually called someone
on an Instagram this weekend because he said that in
a picture I posted on Instagram. He's like, this looks
really awkward, and I said, why did you Why did
you feel the need to say that? And he was like, well, visually,

(07:12):
I just don't like how it looks. And I said, well, no,
I don't really care. I'm more concerned, like why did
you feel the need to tell me that? Like what
purpose does it serve? And he didn't respond because it's
not I don't know if I've ever disliked someone enough
to comment on it on social media. However, what don't

(07:34):
you have other things to do? Yep. That's the thing
that gets me is the fact that they take the
time to do this. They could be doing anything. They
could be trying to cure cancer, they could be learning
how to juggle, they could be watching something on Netflix.
But no, they want to say something shitty to somebody
else's Twitter, Instagram, Facebook account. You know, I have to

(07:55):
tell you though, I'm sometimes at fault and I'm thinking
about this, have I ever done this? And not to
any of you guys. I'm just saying, like, you know,
when it comes to sports, you know, like there's a
lot of guys like I really do not like like,
for instance, there knows a lot of people here they
love Tebow and I'm not a fan of Tebow, but
I and many times I've gone to Twitter and I
wrote like the nastiest thing to him, but I never

(08:18):
had send because I fear I'm like like, because I
know if somebody sees it, they're like, oh, great teas,
And I'm like, but I wanted so bad, like I
want to ruin his day and I want to. I
wanted to see it. But then I'm like, and then
You're right, the best thing I stopped, and I think,
what am I doing? What am I proving? Like? Why
am I going to my tag? And what am I

(08:39):
saying something so mean and so nasty? You know? And
then there's been times where I mean seriously said, I
guess think there's other times for him too, But they
have done emails, right, I have literally written out like
email that's all you need is just to vent on
at it because I'm thinking, like now it's in writing
like that, you know, back like and then I'm like,

(09:02):
all right, I cancel it, you know, but god, I
really wanted to send it. Very therapeutic. What you're doing
is what they tell you to do. They say, write
that letter that you want to send, but just don't
send it. I just feel bad for his keyboard because
you should see him pounded it with those keys where
he's just like like with the NBA Finals going on

(09:23):
right now, you got like I'm so happed up, like
like I hate Steph Curry so much, Like I want
what did he do? Though? But I don't even know.
I don't even know the guy I don't even know. Okay, okay,
who do you irrationally hate? Like for no reason? I
can't say, because we've had this person on the show.
I disdain for this person is so strong I've had

(09:46):
I know, you know, but I've had to be really
nice again, trust you. Yeah, I'm trying to think I
can see that though. Yeah, I can definitely see super fake.
Um who else? For me? It's always been the Kardashians

(10:08):
for whatever reason, I just I hate follow them because
i just want to see what they're doing And I'm like,
why are you on that chip? You do nothing? So
it goes with it was that was our you know,
viewing listening as well. You know, they really don't know us.
They hear us on the show, but they don't really no, no,

(10:30):
no us. And you don't know Tebow and I don't
know him either, so like it's hard, why do you?
But we don't take it a step further by commenting
on their social and start trolling it like people do
to us. And I think I find out the rootest
thing about Elvis on his social on his vagina shirt.
But it wasn't about his vagina shirt. Wait wait, you

(10:53):
know speaking up? Okay, I just told scary. I just
I hosted an event a couple of weeks ago. This
young girl comes up to me, was so excited to
say hello, and then in the same respect where you
think like you're setting you up, like, oh my god,
they really love the show and everything, right, all of
a sudden, she starts going into who she doesn't like
on the show and blah blah blah blah and this,
And then I said, I what can I do with this?

(11:19):
I felt so she came out to you was a
fan and then quickly flipped it and said, I don't listen,
she's she's recording me right now, Like what am I
gonna say? Like how can you go to somebody telling like, oh,
I'm so I'm sending to me and by the way,
I don't like ABC and this is what And I'm like,
I thought I was in a twilight zone. I really
I never expected that. So people are coming out of
their comfort zone. No longer they just writing it. Now

(11:40):
they're actually verbally verbally telling you this now when they
see you. It's weird. And what can you imagine what
Justin Bieber gets? Oh yeah, I cannot imagine with that
life Like no wonder he went a little luddy for
a while. How do you deal with this? Is why
they don't look at their social media half the time.
Because you can't, you'll never come out of your house.
We were talking to somebody, I won't say who it is,
who does not look at their social media. Their their

(12:01):
mother and their sister looks at it for them, and
then says, here's what you should respond to. Here's a
really nice comment you should look at. Let me say,
if you if you are one of these people, if
you are a troll and you hate tweet at people
and hate Facebook and they're not listening, they're tweeting us
right now. Yeah. But if you're one of those people,
search inside your soul, what is it you're angry about

(12:22):
in life? It has to be something that you're miserable
at that because I don't know. I'm not so I'm
a happy, go lucky guy. I'm not an angry person.
And I would have to hate myself so much. And
you've loathed You've never tweeted. I don't like that. I
don't have self. I've never hit send. It takes a

(12:45):
lot of self loathing in a person to go out
there and outwardly do that to other people? Really, it
does you must hate yourself. Well, no, I don't hate myself.
I hate people. I I just don't say. Any psychologists
will tell you that's really a problem with they're going
on in your own hand. But did I feel bad

(13:05):
because I don't want to, you know, wreck their day?
So I don't. I don't do it. That's very nice,
and I never do that to people. But I never
go off mentally. You don't have like like an assumed name,
like like you that you hate under hold on, hold
on here, here's the theory you do. But I think
you all do great things. We all have fake social
media accounts just to troll him. That's right, we have

(13:26):
fake yes, I do. I think that everybody here names
and I think you guys all use it to hate
on all kinds of things. How much time it's true,
how much time you don't convince him? I'm true. It's
another one of my conspiracies that I believe that that
most people have another name or whatever, and that they
that's who they hate with that that's I think we

(13:47):
have that much time on their hate counter their hand
account's definitely going to start a fake so now, just
so I control it exactly, I'm gonna go nuts. I'm
gonna say just the meanest. You should totally do it
and write the meanest ship about all of us on
this show. You've done it already. I just created a name,

(14:08):
Steph Curry. I'm telling you, I don't even know the
guy's so exciting. I'm creating a fake stuff. I'm not
going to tell you any of you who it is.
Always going to say the meanest. You already have it though,
according to Great Team. Okay, so you you don't have
another name like Steven something like whatever. People nobody can

(14:30):
trum us a second name. You might maybe you do.
I don't have the time. Plus I get nervous. I'm like,
if they search it, they're gonna see my email address
all find me sad that like, were you hoping that
some of the people who are really mean we're actually
just being You're not gonna tell him that's I don't
expect you to be honest with me and telling me
that you have one, but I would. I'm assuming that
you all have another name that you tweet under sometimes,

(14:51):
whether it's right, you know Gail, whatever, you know, like
you know Chase, whatever you know. Yeah, and you've different
profile picture and everything. Yeah, no, I'm gonna definitely do that. Now,
I don't believe it's a great idea. Now we should
all this excuse to do it. And I got a
great idea, we should all get one and Altra Elvis

(15:13):
at the same time, really really clever, so that he's
so confused, like why why are they like they all
are like like the rhyming couplets just like right, He'll
block everyone and then take it out on you anyway
in the room. I'm telling I imagine and when you
are tweeting as that person. Have you ever seen what

(15:35):
was the movie? Oh my god? Was Adam Sandler? And
um he went back to say sorry to the one guy.
Was it Billy Madison? Was it Steven Bousche He was
playing the part right, had the lipstick on his lips,
and he was writing all these nasty letters to these
people in high school. Remember that. Yeah, that's the guy
imagined Gift Minute Morning show. Elf