FULL SHOW: The Day We Fought Over the Dishwasher

Today, we debate the fine line between frugal and cheap, unpack childhood lies, and relive Danielle’s PI moment. Plus, a caller steps in cat vomit, Nate crashes from a sugar high, and we settle the ultimate household battle—who really controls the dishwasher?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, straightening. But you're a murderer. Yeah, I'd like to
work out. Nope. If you think I'm gay, to raise
your hand.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of punt Nope.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, am I a sick bathward? Yeah, I'm pretty limber
from my stature. Nope, we're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah, calvister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Started out with a call. What do you say?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, I hope the phones work.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, me too, they never work. We'll go on line
nineteen scary. Let's seve Tim. Hello Tim, Hello, good morning lady.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Good morning lady, lady? Hey so Tim, Hello lady. We
saw your text message. I loved it. May I read
it out loud? Absolutely? Lady? Yes, okay, good good morning.
I stepped in a pile of cat hairball vomit this
morning as I stepped out of bed. Oh, I'm on
my way to work now and have a report to

(00:58):
at seven o'clock that I now have about twenty minutes
to complete. Using chat GPT to get me through it.
Oh that's good. You can use that, Isn't it okay
to use that?

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I think it depends on the situation. Yeah, gandhi, can
we back up a little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Why I want to know about this cat vomit? Did
you know it was there?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Or what do you mean? So pose?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
No, let me, let me.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Let me actually back up a little bit further from
when I went to bed and had nightmares all night long,
like I was trapped in the Night of the Museum movie,
and I kept waking up, like you have those nightmares
or those dreams that are so real that you like
wake up out of the dead sleep and you have

(01:43):
to wonder was it really real or not?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Right? Yeah? So love and hate those Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
So that kept happening all night long. I would wake
up and freak out and then get back to bed
and my dream would pick, well, my nightmare would pick
right back up where left talk. So I you know,
it's great, you know, happy Monday to me. So I
get up after my last nightmare, I'm like, okay, I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Just getting up.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
I got to get to work early anyway, try to
finish this report. How am I going to get it done? YadA, YadA, YadA.
I roll out of bed and feel that warm, squishy
substance under your foot that is like you're stepping on
a pile of noodles. And I'm still not awake, and

(02:34):
I'm like, what the hell is that? And I'm thinking, well,
maybe it's just part of the nightmare. Maybe I'm really
not awake yet.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
So I.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Reached down and grab this conglomeration of hair and vomit
and cat spits into my hand, make it to the bathroom,
blush it down the toilet, washing my feet. So now
I'm getting in the shower and I'm even more stressed
out because I have this report due I'm having to

(03:05):
spend ten extra minutes cleaning my carpet from where the
cat vomited.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
And uh, okay, it was there.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
It was everywhere.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't know if place that it wasn't, Tim Tim
Tim Daniel is she's throwing up in the trash car.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I have cats, but I've never reached down to grab it.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
I'm telling you, I was not like I said.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Only I thought I was still maybe asleep, trapped in
this nightmare.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
But it wasn't a nightmare. If it's if it's hot
or warm cat hair ball vomit you step on, or
if it's cold because it's been there all night.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
You know, I'm gonna say it's worse if it's hot
or warm, because if it's cold, then you then you
had time to congeal a little bit.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
You know.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
The worst is if they do it in place that
you don't know, the hair borrel and you and you
don't know they did it, and you find it days later.
It's this crusty thing. It's just there like what.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well, now, now that we've run all of our listeners off,
let's get back to the story. So, so, now that
you've tried to get yourself together and you rush to
work because you have this report due, you decided to
use chat GPT. I thought about it.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
I thought about it, and I was trying to look
up a company policy on using AI at her workplace,
and I couldn't quite nail it down. If there is,
so we have a pretty tight policy against it. The
only thing we're allowed to use is Microsoft co Pilot.
And that was that wasn't going to get me anywhere.

(04:50):
I mean, I thought, if I had time to just
you know, maybe whip it up real quick on chat GPT,
I would it would say me. But I just said, hell,
of it, and just I've been sitting down going through
it and sending off the emails of why hasn't this
been sent? Do you know this will do at seven am?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
I'm quite well aware of that.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Actually, I bet I bet Tim if you told them
the cat hairball vomit story, that would probably get you
buy you some time.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Do you think you know, in today's day and age,
that's got to be the substitute for the Doggate? The
homework I was, I mean, I don't know any other
way around it.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
How did you get through this?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
So I absolutely I pushed myself back from my desk
for a while and just started basically hysterically laughing, like comically,
like so overwhelmed. You know, it just becomes a comedy.
It becomes a sketch show at that point where you know,
you you reach and you grip and you call so

(05:59):
hard to you know, to do everything you've got to
get done, and then it just comes to a point
where I think you realize, hey, look, this isn't going
to happen, and like the comedian or the comedy part
in me takes over and it just makes me laugh.
And I've just been laughing like the last twenty minutes,
like what a day. This is how it started, and

(06:21):
this is how it's going. I mean, I'm just ready
for the next big adventure today. I'm just gonna keep
a smile on my face and try to roll through it.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's all I can do. Yeah, I see, you know,
just been the wheels of bodily fluids. Let's see what
you're gonna step on next. I guess. Yeah, I love that, though,
you know, you do have to just stop and laugh sometimes,
even if even if there's blood spurting across the room
and you've got a juggular, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Sometimes yeah, yeah, I mean sometimes it's just a mere
flesh loan exactly. I mean, you know, a great coworker
of mine told me an awesome thing that we actually
posted in our cubicle of last week, and it says,
our problems are only as big as we make them.

(07:10):
And I tell you, you know, I guess if stepping
on a cat hairball and being late on an expense
report is my biggest problem, it's not really that big
of a problem, is it, you know, I mean first
world problems. Actually, you know, I.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Think it's it's an excellent way of looking at it.
I mean, shouldn't we all be a little more like
tim when we get pissed off? We get pissed off
at these little things. Yeah, gandhi, what I just I we've.

Speaker 9 (07:36):
All had a pet and you hear that sound in
the middle of the night and you shoot up the
fact that you did not wake up while the cat
was hairball puking next to you, Like it's very serious
and points to the fact that your nightmare must.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Have been horrible. So you really did get scowled on
like every level this morning.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Absolutely. I mean not only did I have the Mummy
attacking me.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I had Dracula biting me.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I had I got stab by some sort of unicorn
horn after uh, the Mummy broke out of the tomb
and knocked over a big statue.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
It was crazy, It was crazy.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
It was like this all night long.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
You have huge, wonderful dreams and nightmares. I want those
Mine are boring compared to your, you know, and.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
That's the that's the sad thing, you know, none unfortunately, No,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Do me a favor next next, next time you have
a morning like today, would you please text us again?
Because You're just a total joy to talk to. We
love you, and I hope you have a great day today.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Absolutely, I'll do it. Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
You have a great day as well.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
All right, let's hear it for Tim and his vomit
filled toes.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
It sort of sounds like Danielle though, Okay, that's what
your an sounds like.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
The night Danielle has been coughing up hairballs all these years. Tim,
you did it, for sure.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's actually that cat did you?

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Waking up in the morning, Elvis d Ran in the
Morning show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
You know what, I love it when we get the
text from the listeners saying, Hey, because I listened to
your show, you got me thinking I think I deserve
a better life. I think I really am at a
dead ended job. It's time to move on to something better.
We had a caller on if you remember, she was
quitting yesterday. She said, I hate this job. I just
I'd rather just do anything than this. And she had

(09:40):
the guts to go in knowing she had a plan
and she said I'm done and she walked out. Now,
Amanda Online nineteen so excited. How excited are you today?
Amanda on the scale of one to ten, ten being
the most excited. What number are you?

Speaker 11 (09:56):
You have no idea, I'm like, at one hundred, that's
a lot.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Now tell everyone why you're so excited, Amanda. This is
great news.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh my god. So I got married and I vmed
Sam and was like, oh my god, could I hear
it from you guys? And now I got a job
at my.

Speaker 11 (10:18):
Dream place, this beauty company, and I texted and Diamond
called me and.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I was like, oh what.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
We wanted to talk to you because your story is unbelievable.
I mean, she said, I am so excited to share
with my favorite morning show. I got the job of
my dreams yesterday, So I'm resigning my current job today.
So today you're marching in. So what's it going to
be like? I mean, are you leaving a job you
hated or you're just going to a job that you
really really know you deserve? Which one or both both?

Speaker 11 (10:50):
I mean, I didn't I don't hate my current job.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I just know I deserve better.

Speaker 11 (10:55):
I deserve a place where I can grow and be
more challenged. And I mean, my company is going to
be so screwed when I leave.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
But I mean, no, No, it's they'll be fine. They'll
be okay. They may struggle, they may miss you, but
they'll be okay. But this is this isn't about them,
This is this is about you. It's like relationships. We
talk about people who come out of a bad relationship.
They deserve better, but they still, you know, want to
go slash their exes tires and tear their pictures and

(11:28):
have It has nothing to do with them. It has
everything to do with you and what you want out
of life, and you're gonna chase it.

Speaker 12 (11:35):
Good for you, Amanda, Thank you so much.

Speaker 13 (11:38):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'll probably start in two weeks and I'm going to
be doing what I love.

Speaker 13 (11:44):
It's all that matters.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
So nice to hear how happy.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
You Yeah, yeah, listen to that.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I mean there's so much going on.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Well good when it arrange, it poors, and just just
understand that you deserve everything that's happening. You are me.
Are you of that mindset anyway in life where the
good things happen, You're like, yes, I deserve this. It's good.

Speaker 11 (12:05):
Not all the time, I'll be honest, but right now,
in this phase of life, I am and I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
There you go. Congratulations, Amanda, mindset. Good for you, you
know what, And I hope it's contagious. I want the
rest of us to feel it too, because we all deserve.
We all deserve to feel the same way. Go tackle
what you got to do, resign from that job. But
it's not about them. It's about you and your new job.
And good for you, Amanda, congratulations standing out there you go,

(12:35):
Thank you, Amanda. So a scariest interesting question on the
tail end of that, what is that?

Speaker 14 (12:40):
Yeah, if you were at a job that treated you
like complete garbage and then you leave for a better opportunity,
why isn't it wrong for you to wish bad things
on that company?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Because you can what comes from it? What comes from it, satisfaction? Closure?
Really yeah, they needed me.

Speaker 14 (12:57):
See now it's crumbling as I walk away from that
dumpster fire.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
I feel like to wish for bad things is bad
for your personal karma cloud. But if bad things happen
and you just smirk about it, I think that's different.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
So Gandhi says, a smirk A smirk is as far
as you should take that.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
You shouldn't wish it. But if it happens whatever.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Someone.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Plus I feel like.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
You had one or two people at the company that
maybe you did like so you know what bad things
to happen to that person, but maybe other people I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, so I'm you know, I get yelled at several
I've been yelled at several times by my best friend Nate.
He'll say, you know what, that person really ft you
over and now you're just like, well whatever and you
move on. How can you not despise them and hate
them and you know, and wish awful things. You've actually
said those words to me. Yeah, but it does It
does mean no good.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
So there are some.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Things that I know that I'm like, dude, if it
was me, I know, you're a better person.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Than I am.

Speaker 15 (13:58):
Have the right mentality, because when you hang on to that,
it affects the rest of your life, your outlook on life,
and you should let it go.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
But you shouldn't forget about it. What's that right?

Speaker 12 (14:08):
What you're saying?

Speaker 16 (14:09):
Oh, this is absolutely, beyond the shadow of doubt, the
right thing to do.

Speaker 12 (14:13):
But I'm just not able to do that.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, Well, I'm looking and you process whatever you need
to process the way you want to do it. But
but you know why, why do I want to despise
people who are no longer in my life or a
part of my life and decision making in my life.
When I can just despise the people I work with
every day, why waste it on those who can't receive
it and feel my hanger?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's truth? Okay?

Speaker 9 (14:39):
When I say the best friend is best, revenge is
a good life?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Right there you go?

Speaker 9 (14:44):
Absolutely, maybe your life is so amazing that you can
just get past all of this.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Stuff and are.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I'm not saying my life is amazing. I'm just saying
for me. I'm not speaking for everyone. It's easier for
me to focus on the positive and things that I
need to be focused focusing on. Could you know me?
I'm as flawed as flawed can be, and I'm the
first one and.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I could like to open the top and read that in.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, let me find a way to do it.

Speaker 10 (15:10):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Hi, Garrett, what's your phone tap about? Today?

Speaker 17 (15:15):
Courtney wants to play a phone tap on her friend Bobby. Now,
Bobby's notorious for booking appointments to get his hair cut
at the salon and then canceling at the last second.
So Courtney said, why don't you call Bobby, mess with
him a little bit and say, hey, you've canceled one
too many times and enough is enough, all.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Right, don't mess with someone's hair appointments. Hair is a
very personal thing, as you know. Let's see what happens
to Garrett's phone tap here?

Speaker 18 (15:40):
Well, Hi is Bobby there, Yeah, speaking Bobby.

Speaker 17 (15:44):
Hi, this is Benjamin over at the salon.

Speaker 19 (15:47):
Hello, Benjamin.

Speaker 17 (15:49):
I noticed that you canceled your appointment for today. Is
that true?

Speaker 20 (15:52):
Yes, Unfortunately, I'm on my way out of town this
afternoon and I have no choice but to cancel it up.

Speaker 19 (15:57):
I'm hopefully we can reschedule that.

Speaker 17 (15:58):
Well, what we've in instituted over the past two months
from loss of customers due to cancelations is that we
don't allow anyone after the fourth time of them canceling
the appointment to come back to our salon. We suggest
you go somewhere else. So that's what I'm here to do.

Speaker 20 (16:12):
This is a problem because, as I said, I am
on my way out of town today, I have very
important business to take care of.

Speaker 19 (16:18):
And I had no choice that appointment.

Speaker 20 (16:21):
Honestly, I don't even know who you are, and I've
been coming there for eight years.

Speaker 19 (16:25):
So is Catherine there. Let me talk to Katherine, you
very well.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Catherine's not here today.

Speaker 20 (16:30):
Well taken everyone who works in that place, okay, everyone,
including your owner.

Speaker 17 (16:34):
I have taken over the bookings for the past three weeks,
and I've seen that this is the first problem we
have had since we've implemented this new rule.

Speaker 20 (16:42):
So Benjamin, the rule of yours is not going to
be the last problem.

Speaker 19 (16:46):
Well, I'm completely unreasonable.

Speaker 20 (16:47):
It's terrible policy, it's awful Booby and I have brought
you so much business, and I'm going to tell you something,
a little, miss Nancy, I'm still want to check that
attitude before someone draws the house on your sister.

Speaker 18 (16:57):
Please just do us a favor. We don't want to
cause any fights or any any harm.

Speaker 20 (17:02):
You've already caused the fight and you've already done your harm.
I don't need your loudy haircuts, all.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Right, didn't I tell you it's a tonal drama, queen?

Speaker 21 (17:12):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (17:14):
All right, So this is what we're gonna do. We're
gonna have you call him back, and we're just gonna
sit back and you're just gonna act like you have
no idea what's going on?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
All right? Right?

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Cool?

Speaker 19 (17:24):
Hello? Hello, what's going on?

Speaker 20 (17:27):
Oh honey, you are not going to believe the call
I just got.

Speaker 19 (17:32):
It's able to lawn.

Speaker 20 (17:33):
They told me I couldn't even come there anymore because
I canceled my appointment.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
They get your haircut there anymore.

Speaker 19 (17:39):
It's utterly ridiculous what they said.

Speaker 20 (17:42):
I've canceled my appointment, lost three strikes or whatever, and
so they're not gonna let me.

Speaker 19 (17:47):
Come there anymore.

Speaker 20 (17:48):
The guy who called me, I've never even heard of
him before, and I know everyone who works there. And
the next time I talked to Raymond, I'm gonna set
that bitch on fire.

Speaker 22 (17:56):
So you'll move forward and you'll go somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
People waited.

Speaker 20 (18:00):
People who are gonna make it their jobs to contact
customers of a place need to understand.

Speaker 19 (18:04):
That this is not how you treat them.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You know what, Super cuts is having a really good
deal this week.

Speaker 20 (18:08):
Oh my god, I can't even believe you just said that.

Speaker 19 (18:12):
When was the last time you went with super Custins?
Oh my god, I just well, you know what I
just tweeted it.

Speaker 20 (18:17):
It's going on my Twitter and my Facebook, and everyone
who follows me is going to know exactly how.

Speaker 19 (18:21):
Full of this salon is.

Speaker 21 (18:23):
So if they don't want me around, then they're not
gonna have.

Speaker 19 (18:25):
My two undred followers either.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
You are always lady.

Speaker 19 (18:28):
I could use your support, Darling. That's what.

Speaker 23 (18:31):
Totally support you, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I support you, honey, But you do need to work
on your process, and you need to work on being
on time.

Speaker 22 (18:38):
And so I think this such a good.

Speaker 13 (18:40):
Lesson for you.

Speaker 20 (18:41):
I'm a little flower gassed that after what I just
went through, you are giving me this kind of on
the phone. I don't even appreciate this. I don't even
know who I'm talking to right now.

Speaker 19 (18:49):
Who is this person that I am talking to right.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Now, biddie?

Speaker 18 (18:52):
Oh my god, Bobby, who is this?

Speaker 17 (18:56):
My name's Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
and you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
I'm sorry, I couldn't read it.

Speaker 20 (19:05):
Oh my god, I can't.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Believe you did it.

Speaker 18 (19:07):
What do you got to say to your best friend Courtney?

Speaker 19 (19:09):
My revenge is going to be swift and terrible.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (19:15):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 10 (19:19):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I want to talk about going to the movie, the
shared experience being in the theater. This is why I
don't go see movies, because I hear people love the film,
but they don't like being in a room full of
other people who are a bunch of a holes.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Why is it people just can't behave in public.

Speaker 16 (19:51):
They go to a movie and talk to the screen,
they talk to each other, their phones live up and
it ruins the experience. I want to go to the
movie and enjoy it my own little bubble.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
The way I look at it is this, Unless you're laughing,
there should be no anything there. You should not stir
at all during a film. You should keep your hands down.
Just watch the screen and be passive, passively, just watch see.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't agree one okay, what do you mean if
I enjoy if like a pivotal scene happens, or if
something crazy happens everyone in the movie enjoying that scene
together and going.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Okay, no, no, no, I agree, I agree, I agree,
But to start talking to like use sentences that one.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
Time I went to the movies and the guy I
was dating at the time got up and slow clapped
at a point that he thought it was an appropriate
slow clap, and I wanted to tuck and roll.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
It was like, you are not doing Brody was saying
that the guy behind him was explaining everything to his girlfriend.
She clearly wasn't a fan, so I'm not going to
say anything. He was like, that's blank. Oh that's because
remember that other movie Bank. I'm like, don't bring her, No,
don't bring her, and she shouldn't bring you. So it's
not only you, know. So when you're out in a crowd, look,

(20:59):
a cons is fabulous when you can enjoy it with
other people who are fans of the music. But there
are things you shouldn't be doing at concerts that ruin
it for everyone. Going to the gym, the gym is
a shared experience, sitting in traffic. Even Brody loves going
to the silent disco. It's a shared experience. But you
need to think about how you're acting there because you're

(21:20):
ruining it for other people.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yes, be aware, God, don't ruin it forever.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Don't go to a concert and hold up an iPad
and try to record the thing.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
iPad people are my favorite.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
It's so big quick call.

Speaker 21 (21:34):
Hi, Bob Hey, good morning. You're crazy monkeys.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
We thank you, Bob Hey. So we're talking about like
going to the movies, and you know, doing shared experience
is the type events like a football game whatever, and
people make it where you just don't want to go
because there are a bunch of a holes, don't you agree?

Speaker 21 (21:51):
I absolutely agree?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
So what happened to you over the weekend, Bob?

Speaker 21 (21:54):
Yeah, Well I was in a Disney World a couple
of weekends ago, right, I was sitting watching the Hall
of Presidents, and there was a woman one row in
front of me who was using her iPad to try
to record the show. Yeah, but which normally would be annoying,
but in this case I found it hysterical because she's
she's also starting to fall asleep. Oh oh, and I'm

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watching the iPad start to dip slowly and slowly, and
I really want to be I just wanted to be
a fly on the wall. Later, when she watched that
back to see how it turned.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Out, yeah, it kept going like dipping dipping iPad syndrome exactly.
It was terrible.

Speaker 21 (22:35):
It actually made the show for me.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Well, yeah, here's the thing about the Hall of President's
no offense. I mean it's just you know, every couple
of years we get a new one. Other than that,
it's the same story over and over.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I still love it, though I go like two or
three times on there.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Well anyway, so holding up an iPad, even if you're
wide awakes, it's irritating. If you do it, stop it
because you're irritating people, and you know, don't get mad
at me. There are people the iPad people are mad
at me. Now.

Speaker 12 (23:00):
I feel like it's an old person thing mostly though
I think it's a lot.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Of tourists from other countries as well, because I start.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
A ton stop it. You're in Bob with well, Bob, listen,
thanks for checking in. And I'm hoping next time you'll
have the you'll have the nerve to say, put your
iPad down and take anaplaby, this is the Hall of President.
Thank you very much for you. I will thank you
like if I would, I would, I would immediately leave
the Hall of President to go over to the Tiki room.

(23:26):
Where's room?

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Not for anything.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
They really do need to update the no no that
would ruin it.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
No, no, no, no, you don't think so.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Do not update the tiki rum.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
If my kids don't get it good, I don't know
if I get it.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Have you never been to the Tiki Room? You never
to the t room? Then you haven't been away? You
would stop the way.

Speaker 19 (24:03):
You know we do.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
It's get really stone to go to the tiki.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
You don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
The whole room is animatronic birds and they all come
to life, and then there's other things.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Like trees and stuff, spoiler everything.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
They started talking and singing, it's just really cool.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Okay, Tiki room. No, no, it's great.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
And it's where you go when it.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Starts to rain in Disney Were they singing that song
all these yeh yeh.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
The Tiki Room is fabulous. I want a Tiki room.
I'm gonna build one of my new houses. Usually, though,
at Disney World, in my experience there, anyway, people behave.
For some reason. Disney World brings out the best in
some people.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
When you go down that street Main Street, USA, it's
you have to behave yourself. You're not allowed to be
you know.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
You can't you can't. Don't be an. As a matter
of fact, I heard someone use foul language Disney World
and I screamed at them. You do not use the
F word at Disney World.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Even I don't.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I mean so anyway, you know what? Different people act
differently at movies. When I go to see a movie,
I'm quiet, I'm passive, I observe. I don't say one word.
I don't have my phone on. I don't even want
to feel it vibrate in my pocket. I want to
focus on the movie. And if you get to go
to the bathroom, I'm not going to tell you what
you missed. I'm not too bad that I miss You

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shouldn't have gone to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
It depends.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
So anyway, So that's a shared experience. Also going to
the gym, going to a game, concerts. What should you
and should you not do in the shared experience situations?
Don't be an ahole. You're really you know, when you
hold up your iPad to take a picture or to

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record something, it's in everyone's way. Don't you think about it?
Don't you have any consideration for anyone else? They don't
you don't. Here, let's go talk to Erica, Hello Erica.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Hello, well hello lady.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
So, even though listening to our show is a shared experience,
you know, it's just us blabbing. The only way you
can talk back is unless you call us like Eric,
so Erica, which shared experience?

Speaker 19 (26:01):
Do?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
You become very very irritated while experiencing because people are jerks.

Speaker 23 (26:07):
I get really really upset with people who sing at concerts, Okay,
I do, I do?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, Well, you know, not the people.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
Not if the artists.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Is like, everybody's singing, but the drunk girl next to
me who's belting out every single song right in my ear.
I didn't pay one hundred dollars to hear you, honey.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Right, No, IG's having fun though, now especially if she's
having fun, I know, but at my expense. But but
if you're going, if you have someone on stage, like
singing a ballad, and you have someone next to you
singing with them, you're like, shut up up, you know,
I agree, Yes, yes, you're guilty. Oh yeah, you sing

(26:53):
a concert?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Oh I belt it out because I'm like, it's so
much louder than me. They're never going to hear this.

Speaker 12 (26:57):
But apparently they are.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Guess what they're literally we're listening to you.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
I feel like most people do it.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Most people belt out a concert.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Well, I think, Erica correct me if I'm wrong. You're
talking about blatant, like louder than loud singing. I mean
you can kind of hum along and you're fine, right, oh,
right right.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
I'm talking the drunk. This is my song top of
their lungs.

Speaker 23 (27:17):
I am l Taylor Swift say said song.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
You're you do that too, totally.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Gandhika, Erica, you and I are never going to sit
next to Gandhi at a concert.

Speaker 13 (27:30):
Okay, I'm not so exactly.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Gandhi, don't sit next to me, all right, be aware
of your volume. Hello Debbie, Hey, hi guys.

Speaker 13 (27:38):
I love you all.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I love you. Thank you for listening and thanks for
tolerating us today. So okay, so which shared experience are
you talking about? A football game, a movie, a concert?

Speaker 13 (27:47):
I went to a concert I want to Steel Panther
concert and the guy in front of me had his
phone on FaceTime and it said mom as his contact.
So he had his mom on facetom the entire concert.
And if you know what, that's not the kind of
music you what your mom.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Listen to it's like an eighties metal band, right.

Speaker 13 (28:07):
They are metal band. Their number one song is called
The Shocker.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Mom Loves Mom Loves the Shocker.

Speaker 13 (28:18):
Is aping with them, so I'm like, okay, so it
really is his mom and it said mom, and he
had it up the entire time in front.

Speaker 25 (28:23):
Of me, so it was like in your face and
it was just it was distracting concert. Yeah, The Shocker,
we should play that. I don't think that, Debbie. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Duly noted. I agree with you. You know you're you
think you're being cool with people outside the venue. You're
not being cool with Debbie and me because we want
to see the show and not be distracted by your phone.
I'm with you. Thank you, Debbie. Thanks for listening to us.
By the way, so yes, scary you.

Speaker 26 (28:51):
Shared experience where people act crummy. The food court people
are pigs. These creatures. They don't clean up after themselves.
I think they garbage everywhere. It's like, come on, there's
gotta got a quick.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Turn over here, Yeah, come on, clean up your stuff.
Yeah yeah, okay, don't be pigs.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
And I can't help the.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Shared experiences with Jessica. So let's go back to Disney World,
let's go, Jessica. What what drives you nuts that other
people do at Disney and other parks?

Speaker 13 (29:18):
It's when people walking five people across, walking the whole area.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
At the walk I agree, it's not the slowest place
on earth.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah, I know, it's the slowest place on Earth. And
you know they don't understand that people need to get
around people don't walk at your pace.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
That bothers me anywhere. People think like they're the only
people in the world, and I'm like, hello, there are
other people around. You will of my damn way.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Well, then to that point, Danielle and Jessica, to your point,
are we are we just too sensitive? Are we expecting
too much from other people? Do we need to lower
our expectations.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Of the I think a little bit, just to get
yourself through the day.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
I just want people to look out for us, because
I feel like I look out for other people. I mean, Jessica,
you look out for other people. You stay out of
their way, right of course.

Speaker 13 (30:03):
And I know how to walk on a walkway to
not walk other people from walking.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, it's not a it's not a slow way, it's
a walkway exactly. Thank you. Jessica, You and I Jessica,
We'll go to Disney. We're gonna have the perfect pace. Okay,
sounds great, exactly, Thank you very much. Oh the Carousel
of Progress. Have you been there? No Big Tomorrow shining

(30:30):
at the Dandhi. Have you ever been to Disney World?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
No, gospeak, You've never been to Disney.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Have not been to Disney? Can we take her?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh God, you're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Are you all gonna sing along the whole time? I sir,
hope not.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Okay, one more call from Mary. You went to a
wedding and what is worse than someone who wants to
record something whether iPad? Tell him?

Speaker 23 (30:56):
Mary, Well, actually it was my and it was my
mother in law decided to fill my entire wedding with
her laptop.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Laptop.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yes, I'm going.

Speaker 23 (31:10):
Down the aisle and she's standing up with a laptop, open,
standing up filming with a laptop.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Oh Mary, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 23 (31:20):
I'm doing my vows. She's sitting down with a laptop
in her lap. Oh Lord, filming.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yes, I'm sure, I'm sure it looked great.

Speaker 23 (31:29):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I was so sad I couldn't
afford professional photography and videography, and she had me covered.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh can you see that big shell? All right? Sorry
about that, Mary, but that really is better than That's
better than the iPad story.

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Speaker 2 (32:32):
Let's talk about cheap versus frugal. Let's say that you
have outdated and worn out electronics, like an old TV.
Do you replace it as soon as the newer model
comes out? Are you just keep it going until it
doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I think you keep it going till it doesn't work anymore.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Is that frugal or cheap?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I would say frugal?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, Look what about an iPhone like I have an
iPhone eight and I can keep it because it's still
don't laugh, don't snicker over there, Yes, snick ahead. I
keep it because it still works. Fine, there's no problems
with it.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
So why do I need Why do I need to
upgrade to it?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
There really isn't Why do I need to upgrade to
the next one when I still can use this one perfectly?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
You're being frugal.

Speaker 12 (33:20):
You call me once a week something's wrong with my phone?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Don't work?

Speaker 12 (33:24):
No, I don't because it's an iPhone four.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Okay, let me go down the list. How about people
who reuse tea bags? Oh yeah, that's that's cheap, cheaper
cheap if there's plenty of tea left in the tea bag. Nah,
I don't know, Come on, na. How about eating food
a few days past its expiration date? I think that's

(33:47):
being smart. That waste of food is good. You're good.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
But what about the frozen meals that that Brodie dropped
off at Scaries that were like three years past the
expiration date.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
That's too far, right, three years ago?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I don't know. See, I don't think that's frugal or cheap.
I think that's just saying, hey, it's been frozen. What
could go wrong? Okay? So what about? Okay, so you
have your your your your pump bottle of soap next
to the sink. How many times have you opened it
up when it's at the very bottom and put a
little water in and shake it up and you use
it a little lung all the time. Is that frugal

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or cheap?

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Lazy?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Smart? I'm smart? Oh, we have a new category smart. Okay,
do you track your electricity use?

Speaker 5 (34:36):
No? No?

Speaker 12 (34:38):
Yeah, right, oh.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I do.

Speaker 16 (34:41):
I've walked around the house and turn off the lights
so when everybody leaves the model, they leave the room.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
I've been doing that more now I've been I've been
turning off lights a lot. If I leave her room,
I turned the lights off. I never used to do that.
This house looked like a Christmas tree, and now it doesn't.
You you could actually be standing outside my house and
know where I am at all times because it lights
up like a like a game show board. What do
you think frog.

Speaker 16 (35:04):
You know those little kitchen timers, the little white kitchen
timers that you turn to the dial and they go
dang when they're done. I put one in my son's
bathroom because he's in the shower too long. So when
he gets in the shower, I started. When the bell
goes off, you're done. I don't care if you're clean.
I don't care what you're doing. Stop taking twenty minutes
in the shower. Get seven minutes to shower and that's it.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
That is cheap.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 12 (35:26):
No, I'm tired of this show.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
What's wrong?

Speaker 8 (35:29):
Why?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
What are you tired of? What's wrong with him taking
a long shower?

Speaker 16 (35:32):
Because our water bill went up through the roof and
I'm like, what are you doing in there? I know
what you're doing in there. Stop it got water doesn't
need to be on when you're doing that.

Speaker 18 (35:41):
Just water off.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh my god, I don't want to hear this.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Poor kids.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Okay, shopping, okay, shopping at second hand clothing stores cheap
frugal or your fashion sense that you could be What
if you're at the grocery store and you buy all
brand products, is it being cheap frugal?

Speaker 19 (36:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I mean frugal. That's frugal, I think.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, okay, you could save a lot. For instance, the
cereal uh Killers, Scottie. Is there a major difference between
let's say, post raisin bran and store like generic raisin brand.
Is it really that big of a deal of a difference.
Generally yes.

Speaker 27 (36:24):
However, if you wait until the name brand goes on sale,
you can get it for just as little as the
off brand. So there's plenty of times where you can
get Kellogg's raisin bran for a dollar fifty of bucks
if you wait to look goes on sale and use
a coupon.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Okay, So why are you here since you consider yourself
the king of the cheap people on our show, I'm
not cheap, I'm frugal the coupon in king. Yeah, So okay,
in your mind, what's the difference between cheap and frugal?
Because with you, I just can't tell a big difference. Well,
I mean, I'm not cheap. Go ahead, you're so frugal.
You're so frugal it's it almost borders on cheap.

Speaker 27 (36:58):
Well, I mean, when I need something, I'm gonna wait
until it goes on sale because I know it's going
to I'm going to find a coupon code for something,
because why would I pay full price for something when
I know I can get it for less.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I just it's more of a game to me. I
just stick it to the man.

Speaker 27 (37:11):
I mean, why give them all my money when I
know there's a way for me to save and I
should keep that money.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Okay, what about Uh, you love to empty soda cans?
Oh Jesus, and so you can take him back and
you take your soda cans in for refunds.

Speaker 27 (37:23):
Well, I meanate make fun of me yesterday because I
have a garage full. I have probably about twenty cases
of expired soda that I got from the promotion's garage
because they were going to get rid of it because
it expired.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I took them.

Speaker 27 (37:33):
I'm gonna empty them all out. Get a nickel of can.
It's like fifteen bucks.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, that's recycling for you environment. Well that's right, it is. No, no, no,
you're you're that's a that's a big win because it's
good for the environment, as Gandhi is saying, and you're
getting money back. But what happens is usually I usually.

Speaker 27 (37:49):
Like break my nail because there's so many cans and
I can them and it messes up my fingers.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Get a knife.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, So you know these are things that we you know,
we learned from our great grandparents or our grandparent who
are around during the UH the UH Depression as the depression. Right,
they lived this way because and they continue to live
that way until the day they die. Yeah, your grandmother is,
for instance, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
She was like this, right, So, my grandma used to
sew her pantyhose like we Every time she take her
pantihose off and there was a run, there'd be she'd
sew them. And I'd say, Grandma, you could just throw
those out and get a new pair, and she'd say nope.
And there would be like four or five different places
that she'd sew them, and she'd just reuse them all
the time. But I guess was that frugal. I guess

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that was frugal right back then.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
I guess. I mean, how about your pantyhose?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I haven't bought him in a while, though a couple
of books.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
I thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm gonna go buy some new pantyhose today any way.
John Is Online twenty four has a suggestion for your
son Kayden in the in the shower. I don't know
if I want to hear this, boy, Yes, go ahead, John.
What's your suggestion for Cayden and his long showers? Yeah, Frog,
have them turn off the shower when he lathers up.
How about that?

Speaker 16 (39:03):
Well, I don't mind him running the water. Like I said,
I'll give him seven minutes. But I mean there was
one time I timed it like, and I don't even
know how long you had been in there. He was
in there another twenty minutes after I started realizing he'd
been in there too long. And I'm like, dude, there's no, no, no,
but there's not that much of you to clean for
twenty some minutes.

Speaker 12 (39:21):
No, you know what he's doing. I know what he's doing.
You got seven minutes.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Get it all done.

Speaker 12 (39:26):
I don't care if you do it, but get it
done in seven minutes and be downe Oh my god,
all right, he's taking that, John.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I'm so sorry it turned into that. But yeah, but
you know what if John, are you a camper? Do
you go camping? John? I mean, where did you cause
I know that if we're out in the woods or whatever,
and we have like we have a lot of water.
You just use a little water. You lather up the
and use the water to rent so off, there's no
water that's continuously falling. Look at me the wood. I agree,
but I had it in me.

Speaker 21 (39:49):
Yeah, all right, you know, I think you and you
do that during camping, but not when you're at your house.
Or you're at your house, you give yourself a good shower.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
All right, there you go, But aiden's in there for
thirty minutes. God knows why it's taken thirty minutes. Thank you, John,
thank you for listening. What about ketchup user? If you're
a ketchup user? Oh my god, how much ketchup are
you wasting? Every year? Ryan on twenty three, Hello Ryan, morning,
good pardon.

Speaker 28 (40:19):
Good morning.

Speaker 22 (40:20):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh good morning? Yes there you are so Ryan. Uh,
what is your suggestion for ketchup lovers?

Speaker 21 (40:27):
Well, every time I go through the drive through and
I get ketchup, they always give me a lot of
extra so I use that to refill my bottle at
the hound.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Now you reset your bottle. Don't you guys have a
ketchup packet drawer in your kitchen?

Speaker 15 (40:39):
I do?

Speaker 9 (40:39):
Oh yeah, for sure. I mean all the hot sauces.
You know, I love sauce. I just have a bag
of sauce and I love it, go to.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
It all the time.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
But I like but like Ryan, you go that extra step.
You put it in the bottle, so it's like, who oh, yes,
it's bottle fresh. I like that. That's good, Brody. Brody says,
that's cheap, Brody, that's interesting, that's funny. All right, very good, Ryan,
thank you, very nice, Scott. He's also upset since we're

(41:07):
not at the studios, we're not printing as much, so
he's taking the used Toner cartridges in and getting money
back for those two that's right, you get two bucks
at Staples? Sure, why not? But then nobody's here, so
nobody's using them.

Speaker 27 (41:19):
So normally I would get like, I don't know, ten
cartridges a month at least from this whole office, and that.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Would pay for my kid's school supplies. What the hell?

Speaker 27 (41:26):
Well wait a minute, but but dontos belong to the
radio station. Yeah, but they just send them back for recycling.
If I take them back, they give you money.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Oh hey, did you speaking of Staples, did you see
the video on Staples of the person running into Staples
and they go, look, they have staples at Staples, And
then the next shot is then running into Dick's.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yes, I love that.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
It's like, what are they up to?

Speaker 22 (41:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Scary?

Speaker 14 (41:50):
You know, my my aunt Millie used to reuse tinfoil
and she used to reuse it so badly. She used
to wash it and then hang it down the clothes
line and try and iron out and then keep using
it over.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
And over again ironing foil well like kind of like
flapping it out with her hands. Oh, I thought she
actually pulled a Hamilton beach iron out. She may as well. Yeah,
well see, but you know that's the depression they made
them do that, this kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
You just pissed.

Speaker 9 (42:18):
Oh sorry, well no, my mom and dad they didn't
live through the depression, but they act like they did.
And you know how sometimes when you get take out,
it's like the nice plastic container of the takeout.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
With I keep those Oh, they have like a whole
cabinet filled with them.

Speaker 9 (42:34):
I'm like, I don't love to ever reuse them, but
they won't just throw them away because they're like that's
so wasteful.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Don't waste that.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
They're good to use, because you know, if you have
those sitting around, then you don't throw away food. You
can you can store food. I mean, so you're you're
you're saving your plastic stuff. See, I can be a
little frugal, you know, I can do it. I buy,
I buy, I won't reuse.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
There was a time when you used to throw away
the member they read the containers that we would bring in.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
You'd eat and you throw it.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
And Scottie almost had a heart attack that you were
throwing away those containers.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
There's a reason why I would throw away the containers
at the radio station, because I didn't want to lug
them back home. But if I'm at home, I don't
throw them away. Oh no, I use them. I washed
them in the dishwasher. I put leftover food because I
don't want the food to go bad. It's great, it's awesome.

Speaker 27 (43:19):
For some reason, in my twisted head, I can't use
the ones that come from the restaurants. I'll reuse the ones,
the ziplock ones from the store, But if they come
from the Chinese food plates with the souper and I'm
never using that one again.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Why, I don't know. Because I'm a mess. I have
no idea. You're a mess. Look at you. You're emptying
out three million cans of soda and taking them back
to the store for refunds. But you can't use your
yeah container. I can't explain my head on line twenty
four is Deanna. Deanna says, it gets to the part

(43:49):
where it drives her. It drives her nuts. Your boyfriend's
cheapness is driving you nuts.

Speaker 22 (43:54):
Yes, he reuses his dentrile flash. He flosses, he rinses
it off, and leaves it all over the counter.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Hold on, now, why okay, so I use those dental
flush things. It's it's like the curve thing and has
the floss in between the two sticks.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
I leave.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I leave that right there next to the stif it's
always there for me? Is that bad?

Speaker 13 (44:24):
I don't reuse it.

Speaker 22 (44:25):
But he gets the pool you know, the pool flush,
and gets a lot and then just uses it, rinses it,
leaves it. Also, it's so disgusting.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Now all right, it's not to the point where you're
ready to leave him, is it?

Speaker 20 (44:37):
No?

Speaker 13 (44:37):
But he's a discussing pick.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
We it's it's so funny that in this text says
it really well, we are an extremely wasteful society. We
need to rethink, recondition our mentality, and repurpose everything not
cheap or frugal. It's smart. I like that, Yeah, no problem.
And Brody used to say, you'll, Elvis, listen to you.
You used to get a new car when it right
out of gas. And I'm like, no, it's not true.

(45:03):
I didn't go out and get a new car every
time I ran out of gas.

Speaker 12 (45:06):
It happened once one time.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
All right, Well, thank you for your call, and uh,
Deanna have a great day to day you and.

Speaker 18 (45:13):
Your cheap one love you too.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
What's up y'allon Hi, I'm Sam Smith.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
With Elvis Durant on the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, we're hearing word of a very very bad water
main break. TJ reporting from the scene on line twenty four.
Line twenty four, Hey, TJ, is there like flooding going on?
There's a lot of water coming out. There's a water
main break? What's what's going on? What say you?

Speaker 8 (45:49):
No?

Speaker 28 (45:49):
Actually I just got home to pick her up. She's
having contraction her about.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
No wait, hold on, I thought this was a water
main break story. Oh wait, your wife's water broke.

Speaker 28 (46:04):
It's it's probably soon. She's having contracted about five minutes apart.
I just got to leave work to go pick her up.
We're gonna be going to the hospital soon, you guys,
And you sound as if.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
You're under everything's under control. You sound good. TJ. Congratulations,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Is this your first baby?

Speaker 28 (46:23):
Uh no, it's her first though.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Oh wow, that's nice.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
So you've had your.

Speaker 20 (46:28):
Water for.

Speaker 28 (46:31):
Yeah, I definitely have.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I handled it well.

Speaker 28 (46:34):
She's handling pretty well too.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
You're gonna be great. Everything's working just as nature intended.
That's awesome. A contraction, Daniel, Daniel, what does the contraction
feel like?

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Like?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
So, we kicked you in the belly, so.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
It's for me.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
It was very tight in the belly and it travels
to your back and that's when you know it's different
than a normal like pregnancy pain like this, this other
things you can get. And I remember being on the
show going I was doing a Britney Spear story and
I remember feeling that and going hold on and I
started writing things down.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
So you have like contractions, it tightens up in your
belly like you ate the chili, yes, kind of like
you ate all right, well, TJ, please give your wife
our best and our best to you as well, and
today is going to be a great day for you
guys that I feel so happy for you.

Speaker 28 (47:19):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
So we don't have to so we can we can
call the city and tell them they don't have to
come out for the waterman break. That's not what's going on.

Speaker 28 (47:26):
No, no, no, I think no. No flooding in the
city yet.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Okay, well, no flooding. Yeah, all right, Well, thank you TJ.
You have a great day today. Okay, let us know
how I was doing. Okay, bye bye. Yeah, you've got
more important fish to fry.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Oh man, if her water doesn't break though, she's when
she gets there, they'll break it for her.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Oh wow, lots of information.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah, that's what happened to me. Mine didn't break and
they forget it. Let's just move on.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah, well I tried, but you kept going.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I don't want to the details, Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Can you imagine being in that situation?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I cannot. I planned never to be in that situation.
But best of luck to everybody that's doing that. Looks
good on you.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Okay, wow, I can't imagine, you know, And as I
always say, I'm so jealous as a man not to
be able to experience what you've been through. Danielle, I mean,
come on, yeah, I wish. Yeah, tell me about what
I'm missing out on.

Speaker 11 (48:23):
Well.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
To be honest, I was very well with the first one.
I was very lucky because childbirth was very easy and
the coolest thing to me about pregnancy is feeling the
baby move inside of you and know that you're protecting
it and that that's the life you created, and it's
just awesome. You know, the giving birth part it's different
for everyone. Thankfully, with the first I was fine. The
second I told you, I tried to go home and
they told me, no, he's fine.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
His head's just big.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
When I was born, my mom said, I just felt
like I fell out like a piece of poop.

Speaker 20 (48:52):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Thanks brother.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, my brother did that too.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
It's a little insulting to be told that. I got
to be honest to you, it's like it's like a
childbirthing bang it to me, It's like, really, you're comparing
me to a turd. Thanks mom.

Speaker 18 (49:08):
It was that easy to me.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
About the whole parenting situation is just what Danielle said, Like,
there's this thing inside you. You're protecting it, you're helping
it grow. You spend all these hours in labor to
get it out. Then you raise it to yell at
you in front of Hollister one day when it's mad.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Like, no, I don't think so, it's the way the
way life goes.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Gandy, you're gonna yell at me in front of Hollister,
you little brat.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Butt you into this world. I will take you out.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
He's a question, yes, Nate, what was your question?

Speaker 12 (49:36):
Okay, so here's the question, Danielle.

Speaker 15 (49:37):
Since you're the only person here that's had a child,
do you wish you didn't have to go through the
pregnancy though, Like you could just wave a wand and say, poof,
here's a baby.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
See, some people will tell you yes because they have
horrific pregnancy. So I totally get it. My pregnancies, I
was blessed and very lucky. I loved being pregnant, and
I never felt more comfortable in my body than being pregnant.
Everything fits the way it was supposed to fit. I
looked the way I was supposed to look. I loved
every minute of it.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
So I was very lucky.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
There you go. Question answered I would think that that
time that you have with your child, what eight nine
months or whatever, Yeah, that that is a that is
a bonding time of sorts. Yeah, you're bonding with that
little shrimp inside of you. It's right, shrimp. I'm sorry.

(50:27):
I do eat lots of shrimp, and I shouldn't be
referring to your child as well.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
It is a shrimp size at some point.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yes, absolutely, and then a lobster.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yes' going to keep.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Let's talk about how crustaceans and babies have so much
in common. I'm so hungry.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I think it's a kumquat at some point.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
You lost me on that one.

Speaker 10 (50:45):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone
tap all right.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Into the phone tap, danielle, Yes, tell me all about it.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
All right.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
So Brent is tapping his girlfriend Jamie, and apparently he
does like some crazy off the wall things all the
time time. But this is going to take the cake because, uh,
he does things for money and she knows about them.
But what he's going to do for money now is
a little nuts.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
So here we go, curious, all right, Daniel's phone tapp.
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Hello, Yeah, hi, I'm looking for Brent. Please, he's got
around right now.

Speaker 22 (51:22):
I take a message if you are.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah, this is Katie from Dirk. I know if I
wanted to talk to him about the pictures that.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
He sent in.

Speaker 21 (51:29):
Okay, uh what what picture?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
The ones he sent to the website. We are so
excited he's been chosen and we're going to be posting
them next month.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Oh oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
They're so great and he you know what, out of
all these entries, people were just so enthralled by that
mole that he has. It's like the most interesting mole
and it's in the weirdest.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Place pictures where you can see his mole.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yeah, we were running a contest and he won, and
now he gets featured next month.

Speaker 18 (52:00):
Basically, he's going to publish my boyfriend on a website.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
He hasn't talked to you about this.

Speaker 22 (52:07):
I have to call him.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Okay, Well, just so you know, we don't show his face.
We just show from the neck down because it's it's
actually a contest that we run every month. It's called
Junk of the Month, and they pay him really well,
he's going to get over two thousand dollars for this.

Speaker 13 (52:21):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
I mean, no one's going to know it's him. I mean,
look at it that way. That's that's good.

Speaker 19 (52:27):
This is one picture.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
No, no, no, there's a gallery. He sent it from
all angles.

Speaker 7 (52:31):
This is crazy.

Speaker 13 (52:32):
I can't believe this is happening.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
And wait, can I ask you a question.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Well, there's this one picture where your nails look so fantastic,
so I needed to know where you got them done.

Speaker 22 (52:41):
A picture of a manicure.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, like, the nails are done really well, and there's
like designs on them. They look great.

Speaker 13 (52:48):
I don't get manicures. You can't get manicures for my job.

Speaker 22 (52:51):
I have to leave the nail polish off of my fingernails.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Okay, I'm really sorry you had to find out this way.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
I know it's not your fault.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I'm gonna talk to him.

Speaker 13 (53:00):
I just I can't believe that this is insane.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I keep in mind it's an anonymous penis.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Oh frent, are you going to be in trouble?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Oh my god, I do not want to be you
right now.

Speaker 13 (53:16):
She is not happy.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Good, all right, So I guess we're just gonna call
her back, okay, and.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Then just act like nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
And we'll see what she says.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Hello, Hello, I don't I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 7 (53:29):
I get this called this woman for a website trying
to all these different pictures of you from all language.

Speaker 19 (53:35):
Genie, I just won like a few thousand bucks.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
That's a freaking awesome.

Speaker 19 (53:40):
You should be proud of me.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
When when when this happen, that thing that's happened to
us in like months?

Speaker 9 (53:48):
Okay, that's.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Okay, I just learn like you should be flattered, okay
that they like me so much.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
We're a lucky girl.

Speaker 22 (54:01):
I am to have a boyfriend with a It's all exactly.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You are lucky to know me.

Speaker 8 (54:08):
It's funny, are you okay?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Kind of this is because you.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Remember, they don't see my face. I'm anonymous.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
I know I couldn't give too if they don't see
your face.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Can we go back to the park that some other ship?

Speaker 13 (54:22):
But embarrassing?

Speaker 9 (54:23):
That was I made a sacrifice.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Okay, it was like a tiny sacrifice.

Speaker 22 (54:27):
It was like, oh, it's like sactified to have some
strange chicks hands on your.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
It wasn't even real. Okay, how is it not real?

Speaker 22 (54:36):
Unless it was to make a leave hand that it
was real?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Like this one calls?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Does one start my day?

Speaker 22 (54:43):
This lady calls me this morning and I get this
phone call.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I can't believe you.

Speaker 18 (54:48):
I don't even know.

Speaker 24 (54:49):
I tell you, this is so stupid.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I don't think it's so stupid.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Daniel and Narrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
And you just got phone tapped?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
It was like, I feel so horrible. She's so upset,
she's so upset.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 24 (55:21):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by.

Speaker 10 (55:23):
Authartici the Elvis en phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
What lie were you told as a kid? It turns
out it was just so far from the truth, blatant lie.
Can we talk about red blood versus blue blood for
just a second. So were you told as a kid
that your blood is blue inside your body and it
turns red when it's exposed to oxygen? Yes?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
I remember hearing that.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Can we in fact check that? Yeah, of course, anyone's true.
That has to be true.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
The teacher told me that when I was a kid,
And there's no way that they would not tell me
the truth.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Well, okay, I'm are you looking it up now?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yeah, So that's the thing. We got into a debate
over the weekend about the your blood is blue until
it hits oxygen and then it goes to red theory. Yeah,
and actually I never I never believed it to be true.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Ever, why would they tell us that the.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah, they tell us a lot of crap. Now, but
I mean, I get your mom.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
And your dad telling your crap for certain reasons. But
now your teachers are supposed to tell you the truth,
aren't they.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
But I mean they're called red blood cells, right, so yeah,
but they I mean, if your teacher tells you, you're
gonna think.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Oh, exactly. This is my point. We we are believing
anything and everything that they feed us. Okay. It says
here a common myth that veins are blue because they
carry deoxygen. Deoxygenated blood blood in the human body is
red regardless of how oxygen rich it is, but the

(57:16):
shade of red may vary. The level or amount of
oxygen in the blood determines the hue of red. As
blood leaves the heart and is oxygen rich, it is
bright red, so it may be a little different in coloration,
but it's not blue, Okay.

Speaker 8 (57:32):
I know.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
See, look at Danielle's moping now. She seems she's been
living this this blue blood lie or entire life.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
And because I think it's like, why would they tell
me that, Like, that's not cool.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
I don't like it because, you know what, it wasn't
part of the text in your book, probably, but the
teacher said that to you because the teacher thought it
was true when they were kids too, So I don't know.

Speaker 9 (57:53):
Yeah, because if you look at your veins, they're blue green,
so you might as well just think, like, yeah, it's
because your your blood is blue ry.

Speaker 28 (58:00):
Right.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I was told as a kid that the waves at
the beach were made by whales.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
I would like to believe that.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, I hear you laughing. I also heard that moths
are the ghosts of butterflies.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Oh my gosh, it's kind of cute.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
It's kind of cute, but it's not accurate. My mom
always told me.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
If you chew gum and swallow it, the gum tree
will grow in your stomach. Oh yeah, And I was like,
oh my gosh, I never wanted to swallow my gum.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
For sure, and it worked. So at what point is
a lie? Okay, as long as it's to keep you
safe from like swallowing gum. I mean I don't know, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Mean yeah, what about the hole?

Speaker 9 (58:41):
You can't swim for an hour after you eat those crap?
Why did they do that to us?

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Yeah? Why did they do that to us?

Speaker 12 (58:47):
You're going to get a cramp, you're and you'll drown.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Yeah, well it was either one or two things. Your
mom and dad just ate so they don't want to
deal with you right now. They're full, they don't want
to keep an eye on you in the pool, or
or they learned it when they were kids. Therefore it's
the truth for them as well, the same as the
blue blood versus red blood things.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
I miss that on so many hours of swimming so.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Many Line nineteen is Brandon, Hey, Brandon, how you doing?

Speaker 7 (59:15):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Hello, lady, you doing well?

Speaker 22 (59:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
So you and your sister were told what his kids.
So whenever we go out.

Speaker 29 (59:24):
At night, if my sister and I asked my mom
to turn the light on in the car, she would
tell us that she couldn't because.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
The police would pull us over because it's a distraction
for the driver.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
See my mom and dad said the same thing.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yes, wait a minute, that's not true.

Speaker 11 (59:38):
No, I don't put on for my kids.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
I tell them, Okay, you can put it on for
a minute, but the police.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Might pull us over.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
Kidding me.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Come on, Oh my.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Goodness, I thought the all time.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
There you go. So it's not illegal to have the
lights on in your car while you're driving.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
It might just annoy your parents, but it's not a there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
You go, mom and dad. You know what, I think
mom and Dad's lie more than anyone else. I really
do think the big liars. All right, excellent, Brandon, thank
you for listening, and tonight when you're driving in the dark,
turn that inside light on and think of us. Okay,
all right, thanks a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Now I know why parents lie, because if you were
lied to, and you've continued to believe this your entire life,
you just passed that lie right on down exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
That's what I've done.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I'm wondering what else we're living a lie about. I
like this text. There was a switch on our big
old furnace growing up as a kid, my dad told
me if I ever turned that switch off, the house
would blow up, and we would all die. Oh my god,
it's not funny. I used to stare at that. I
used to stare at that switch all the time, wondering

(01:00:50):
would it blow up if I flipped it off? And
on really quick turns out he just didn't want me
to turn off the heat, of course, what's up scary.

Speaker 14 (01:00:58):
Two things I totally that are now fake was that
number one that when you crack your knuckles you get arthritis.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
That's untrue.

Speaker 14 (01:01:08):
And back in the day, we used to have a
picture of our tongue and they used to segment all
the parts of the tongue and say, this part is
for sweet, this is part is for sour, that tastes salty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
That's not true at.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
All to the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I think that, I think that is somewhat true.
Remember the picture of the tongue in school? Sweet, sour, salty?
And yes, but scary. Can you please gag yourself like
that one more time on our show? That would be
just really bah because you know, when I took a
wine don't laugh a bougie wine class ones they talked

(01:01:44):
about the different types of wine glasses you use because
it makes the wine hit your tongue in different places.
Because it tastes different. So that's not true. No, it's scary.
You're one hundred percent sure that different parts of the
tongue don't detect different different tastes.

Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
Yes, okay, But apparently different taste buds detect different tastes,
so that wineglass thing could still hold true because it's
hitting your taste buds in a different way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Yes, okay, And wait, is cracking your knuckles really not
bad for you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Doesn't give me?

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
I told that too my whole life. Don't crack your
knuckles is bad for you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
But don't crush your eyes. They'll stick that way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Yeah, don't make that face, it'll freeze.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
So scary. It looks like you're right what we have read.
Taste buds that detect sweet, salty, bitter sour are scattered
throughout your tongue. Some parts of your tongue are more
sensitive to certain tastes. You do agree with that one, right, yes? Absolutely? Okay,
All right, there you go. So I don't remember seeing
that the diagram of the sweet salty thing either is

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looking at a diagram of a cow. This is the
rump roast, yes, the screen? Okay, okay, that's wrong.

Speaker 9 (01:03:01):
Okay, I'm still not sure that Marilyn Manson one isn't true.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Don't okay? Talking about that one?

Speaker 9 (01:03:06):
Everybody heard that in like elementary middle school, right, that
Marilyn Manson had two ribs removed so that he could yes, yeah,
take care of pleasure himself.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Yes, yes, with his mouth.

Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
I don't know, but everybody heard it somehow. Everybody heard
it before the internet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
That's power?

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Is it painful to have those removed? Asking for a friend,
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
We never really never got confirmation on that, did we.
I believe that I think that one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Could be true. I need to believe that too, all right,
do we all agree Marilyn Manson had ribs removed?

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Yeah for sure?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Okay, okay, so therefore it happened.

Speaker 9 (01:03:43):
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Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
El Vista wran in the Morning show. In the Morning Show,
you know, we.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Have an ongoing problem with Nate and his addiction to sugar,
and so as always, we have candy in the room.
So god, he tell everyone what he just did.

Speaker 9 (01:04:25):
Well before we came on air here Nate was whispering
like a crazy person to himself in the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
I'm sick. I had eight pieces. Yeah, he was looking
at us insanely. It was not good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I should have never had those eight pieces.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
So then he gets up and walks over to the
box and starts rummaging for a ninth piece. Nice chocolate.
So as he's walking by, he said, Daniel, grab that
from him. Nate spit it out. Daniel smack it out
of his hands.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Smack it out of his hand, Danielle, what did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I didn't do anything because somebody yelled at us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
I did in the room and Els, Nate looks like
he just did a rail of cocaine. Look, he's biting
his up and you are a chocolate junkie. I'm a
sugar junkie. I'm sorry if I was going over there
doing lines of blow. Would you stop me? Or just yet?
I would take that shot out of your hand and
do it myself. But here's the thing, he's got to

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make his own decision. You can't. You're not gonna be
there all the time to slap it out of his hand.
I understand that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
But when we are here and he's already said that
he has an issue and he should be stopped, we
were trying to stop him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Yes, like in front of me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
No, not on my watch.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
I'm not next yea, next time, I'm gonna run over
and I'm gonna lick it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
I would still eat it. You would eat it out
of your mouth. The struggle is real. That's a big
box of candy and they smell it smells amazing.

Speaker 14 (01:05:58):
The aroma of chocolate, especially with all different different kinds
of nutclusters.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
He has to want to help himself. And you know
how that works.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Do you know what he did?

Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
And this is how you know there's a serious addiction. Yesterday,
when the box arrived, we usually just leave food out.

Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
He takes it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
No, Nate took it and hit it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Later.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
And let me tell you, we got that box the
day before I said to Nate, should we open this
box now?

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
He said no, We're gonna keep it for a special occasion.
So I took the box and I put it under
my death. The next day, apparently a special occasion ended
and why and he says, hey, get the box of
candy out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
He's like, oh yeah, special, get that out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Get the special occasion was he fell off the wagon?
Look up addiction.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
This is exactly what this is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
All right, Calm down, Mary, calm all right. Well, let's
keep an eye on that. Let's table that. Let's just
keep an eye on it. But I just I'm like,
you know, you know, back when I was really really overweight,
breakfast would arrive and I would pick up the breakfast
brino and have it up to my lips and Danielle
would say, do you really want to eat that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
You asked us to do that, so if we I'm
just anyone to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
I never ever did. At one point.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
At one point you said, if you see me, you
know whatever, just try to reel me in. So we
were like, all right, so we would say something and
you'd get mad.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
I'm like, well, I'm not going to reel amend anymore.
Forget it. If you see something, say something right, unless
it's to me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
I don't know. I disagree with that with her story,
I don't remember asking anyone for help.

Speaker 18 (01:07:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you did anyway, So okay, we got.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
To move on. There's a reason why Diamond's here other
than the fact we love her. Diamond. Gandhi said that
you brought up this interesting, thought provoking, h conversation topic.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Yes, because an intellectual.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Yes, I love it by the way, I love it,
and I've actually seen this in action before, but go ahead,
go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
Uh So my question was because we came in at
five point thirty this morning, Danielle and I are complaining
about our lives, and I just thought to myself, like,
would you rather live the life that we're all living
now where you see how great life is or how
great life could be. You're around people who live extravagant
lifestyles if you don't live that life yourself, and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Would you rather live that life where you're seeing that?

Speaker 8 (01:08:35):
But you have like a tendency to just complain about
like bs, nothing that really is life altering is going
on in our lives right now, so like we don't
really have much to complain about, but we really fixate
on these mint like little things. Or would you rather
live a life where you're just oblivious to everything You
are around people who don't make as much, but you're

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fulfilled and happy because you just think that this is
the way their life is, even though it's probably really
hard for them or you?

Speaker 18 (01:09:03):
Whoever?

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Would you rather live that life.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Where you're oblivious to how hard your life actually is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Which one would you rather do?

Speaker 8 (01:09:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Option two?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I say, Scary is already living a life of oblivion.

Speaker 14 (01:09:18):
I do walk around aloof That's okay, But why wouldn't
you want the finer things in life?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Because they know you're missing the finer things in life,
we don't need them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Okay, Well, so you gave an example, Gandhi, I guess
when you're having this conversation with Diamond about let's say
a tribe living in Africa.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Yes, right, let's take it to the extremes.

Speaker 9 (01:09:38):
Right, So let's say that there is a tribe in
Africa and they spend every day hunting for food, growing
their food, getting their water, only hanging out with each other,
and that's the life they enjoy. They don't know that
they're missing out on Gucci, Fendy, Prada, social media, beer excess,
this extravagance that we all live. They're happy every day,
they're happy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
That does seem like a better life. Yeah, I know
what we're doing right now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
When you look at pictures like you know how some
of these countries they still wear like little loincloth things
and that's all the guys wear and nobody blinks an
eye and that's their life. And like you said, they're
doing all these other things and they do have no idea,
And I go, wow, I go, even though they're having
a hard life, they may not know it's a hard
life and that it's just to them this. They don't

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miss those things, they don't need those things like to
feel that way must be it must be right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Well, okay, I saw this in action when Alex and
I were in Africa in Tanzania several years ago. Our
friend Vienna said, Hey, there is a tribe here that
is welcoming to visitors, to people who are on safari,
and it actually would you like to go run with
them for the day? He said, it's eye opening. I

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said yes, and I wish we could go do this,
and we may do this one day I've always wanted
to take us all on safari. But listen. So we
met up with this safari. It took three translators to
be able to communicate with them. Wow, because that their
language is so far from hours, hours, so far from them.

(01:11:12):
But they're like, all right, let's go. So yes, there
was long clothage going on. Some of the women were
topless and had their babies who were, you know, breastfeeding
from time to time and this whatever. They don't care.
They don't know what day of the week it is,
they don't care. So our first stop was this big
tree full of killer bees who were making they were

(01:11:36):
doing their honeycombs in the tree. They went to the tree,
they used this some sort of man made machete thing
to open up the bark. They built a fire using
sticks and they smoked these bees out as best as
they could and grabbed the honeycomb out and that was
their breakfast. And they passed it around and ate it

(01:11:56):
for breakfast. They shared it with us. One guy, the
guy with the largest longest blowin cloth, he said he
got stung. He was getting stung by these bees. That
would probably make us call the hospital. Next stop. The
women were foraging for plants and flowers they used that
are medicinal because one of their friends is about to
have a baby and they needed it to cut the pain.

(01:12:18):
And then we stopped and this one guy, I don't
know where it went, blah bah bah bah, whatever his
lang language was, he pulled out a boat and arrow
and boom right into the bushes next to a tree.
He hit a rabbit, killed a rabbit. It wasn't dead yet.
He pulled the rabbit out. He didn't he we didn't
see the rabbit. He did because this is what he
does every day. The rabbit wasn't dead, so he put

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his teeth around the rabbit's neck and killed it to
put it out of its misery. We then went and
built a big fire, built a fire, and while they
were building the fire, they were getting the rabbit ready
to eat. This was their lunch. Then they burned the
fur off of the rabbit. Then they used this machete
thing to scrape all the fur off. They pulled the
meat out. There was salt, pepper, there was no hot sauce.

(01:13:02):
And this was their lunch. And this is what they
do every single My.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Only question with this is if somebody gets really sick?
Can they do? They don't have access to any of
the medicines and stuff that we have, right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
They don't want it. How is this a better life
than fendy Gucci? They don't know findy Gucci. But they've
seen cameras and phones because they see it in our hands.
But they we asked if they wanted to play with
They're like, no, they're scared of it. But the way
that you describe the primitive ways of like Andy give

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him the point and Diamond, give him the point. We're
trying to talk about here.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
If you don't know what you don't know, how do
you miss it? If they have never tasted salt or
pepper or flick seasoning, they don't miss it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:54):
If they're not constantly worrying about keeping up with other
people and what will they think?

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
How do they miss it?

Speaker 9 (01:13:59):
We've created all these constructs to stress ourselves out and
based on this conception of society and community that's telling
us what we should be doing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
They don't have that. They're probably happier, they're probably mentally healthier.
As far as getting sick.

Speaker 9 (01:14:13):
I have a feeling they don't get the same sicknesses
because they're probably not around the same.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Yeah, they down too, and they're if they're all just together,
they're not bringing in anything and exercising.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
They're exercising and scary.

Speaker 27 (01:14:26):
Could never go there to see it in action because
the cell phone wouldn't work and there's no way could
possibly be here.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
It does not work, the scary. Do you do you
miss your children? I don't have any children exactly, So
how can you ever talk about what it's like having
a child and missing your child? Do you miss your
three hundred and foot three hundred and fifty foot yacht? No,
we never had one, check me. I mean, it's a

(01:14:52):
very stupid way of explaining it. But you don't miss
what you don't have. These people they don't They don't
even know what day of the week is. They don't
need to know. They don't need to know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Ignorance really is bliss, and ignorance doesn't have to be
a bad thing. It's just I don't have that thing.
I don't know about that thing, so I don't miss
that thing.

Speaker 14 (01:15:06):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
I read a quote. It's one of my favorites.

Speaker 9 (01:15:09):
It says somewhere, some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting
next to a waterfall, totally unaware of how angry and
scared he's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yeah, wow, I love that's all.

Speaker 9 (01:15:18):
Yeah, and I think that all the time. Like, yeah, man,
before all of this stuff, people might have been happier.
It was a simpler time. It's a good thing, Diamond,
good thought provoker.

Speaker 15 (01:15:26):
My brother uses his phone to text and make phone calls.
He doesn't have any apps on it. When he was
here a couple of weeks ago, he showed me his
screen time seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Minutes for the day.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
It's amazing, that was it.

Speaker 18 (01:15:41):
And that was texting his daughters and texting his wife
and making a phone call.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
I tell you, when you're on vacation, sometimes I will
put it on the other side of the room and
not look at it all day. I won't turn on
the television. I will, and then you don't know, like
the news, you know that you've missed or whatever. And
sometimes that feeling is amazing. It is the best. And
then when you turn it on and you have to
catch up, you go, oh gosh, why did I turn

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it on?

Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
You know?

Speaker 8 (01:16:09):
Crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Yeah again, Diamond, thank you and Gandhi, thanks for telling
us that. Diamond brought that to you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Today today.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Once in a while, I don't know. Time is like,
did you see what Teresa did?

Speaker 12 (01:16:27):
Fill in the bank?

Speaker 10 (01:16:32):
Hello, Hello, Elvis ter Wan in the Morning Show. This
is Elvis d Wan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Okay, I was accused of being such a boomer yesterday.

Speaker 8 (01:16:53):
Why.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
I took a good friend to lunch yesterday and I
ordered the soup and he's like, he's like twenty He's
like twenty four years old, right, He's like, oh, soup.
I said, Well, I said, it's running good soup today.
You should have this soup. You're such a boomer.

Speaker 15 (01:17:10):
Really, really, the more I thought about it, because you
texted me after this, and the more I thought about it,
it is kind of a boomer food.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Wait, which kind of soup was it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
What do you mean? Which it was?

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Because I feel like a French onion soup wouldn't be
in that same category because everybody likes French onions.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Okay, well, no, I think that's not I think you're wrong.
I think all soups are boomers according to this guy.

Speaker 14 (01:17:32):
I also think it was trending on TikTok all of
a sudden it would be a gen z broccoli cheddar.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
It's like, no, no, no, don't listen to these. Yeah,
I rarely see excuse me, I rarely see soups trending
on TikTok.

Speaker 12 (01:17:46):
The more I thought about it, soup.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Definitely a boomer food.

Speaker 18 (01:17:49):
And then depending on the sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Like if you ordered a Reuben boomerper seed, that's that's
bawl crap. I tell you why, Well you turn around,
then you're a pull of bull crap diamond. A ruben
is boomer.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Absolutely, can I ask.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
What a ruben is exactly? I know it's some type
of a meat.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Come on, Boomer, I have.

Speaker 18 (01:18:12):
No idea strommy sour crowd on rye with Swiss cheese.
Swiss cheese sounds good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
New York deli restaurants are very very in right now
a lot of people who are young and not boomers
are going to them, and they are all about rubens.
So don't get started with me. Maybe a boomer in
another city maybe okay, but I'm telling you in New
York that they're very hot. These are hot places, says
the boomer.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
I would think I think you're right, though, I think
it would depend on where you are, because it would
be different. What would make you a boomer? What you
order different?

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Quicker Oats is a boomer?

Speaker 19 (01:18:54):
What is.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
It is?

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Sk on West Broadway. What's your favorite place to do,
like a nice Jewish deli, high end brunch Sdel's okay, Sodel's,
go there on brunch day. What is the average age
of the person eating those Reuben sandwiches? Twenty three? Okay, sir,
I rest my case. Boomer has rested, needs to rest.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
It's getting there, and can I just say that soup
Nazi store?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
What's that guy from.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
The sei that's gone?

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
No, he's still there and I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Oh, but I pass it and the line is still
wrapped around the building.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Okay, look at the average Look at the average age
of the people. That's what we're talking about, the average
age of the people eating his soup. Yeah, he's done,
but his thing is there.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Okay. Now if you order soup and a packet of saltines,
now that's a different story. I'll give you that.

Speaker 18 (01:19:46):
If you're you'reing crackers in that soup, that is definitely
boomer boom.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
What about it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
If they are little fishy crackers?

Speaker 12 (01:19:51):
Yeah, those are good, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Yeah, Saltines is definitely chowd is a boomer food. Okay, now, yeah,
let's just stop it.

Speaker 12 (01:20:02):
Yes, Sam, this conversation is making me miss my grandpa.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
You're comparing me to Grandpa Irving. Actually I'm honored, so
thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Don't answer the.

Speaker 10 (01:20:18):
Phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Garrett is doing today's phone tap. I'm telling you, Garrett
is sharpening up the clause. He's coming out of the
corner for the fight in the phone tap, knock down whatever.
I don't know, dear Elvis Durana. My mother just gave
me the privilege of my first credit card, and of
course mother's concerned I'm going to abuse it and overspend.

(01:20:42):
So why don't we phone tap her, call her up
from the credit card company or whatever and tell her, Hey,
tell them, yeah, she just charged a three thousand dollars purse.
Oh Jez, mom will flip out. This comes to us
from Alex. All right, we love it. We love it
when people phone tap their moms. Garrett's gonna light the
fuse and calls Alex's mother from the credit card company.
Then Alex comes on to take over to admit she

(01:21:03):
brought to three thousand dollars person and watch the fireworks fly.
Here we go, today's phone tap.

Speaker 17 (01:21:09):
Hello missus be Liabrol Please, yes hi, My name is
Justin from ken Water.

Speaker 18 (01:21:14):
Back in the investigation division.

Speaker 17 (01:21:16):
Yes, yesterday we noticed a transaction for three thousand dollars
on your card.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
No way, not possible.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Well no, I mean we nobody did it from my
hit family.

Speaker 7 (01:21:27):
We only have one card.

Speaker 17 (01:21:28):
The transaction we see as of yesterday was a three
thousand dollars handbag.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Three thousand dollars handbag.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Yes, wow, okay, that's not feasible. I mean that definitely
has not been done. That card was only used.

Speaker 18 (01:21:41):
It's my daughter's card.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
It's a college kids.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Of course.

Speaker 17 (01:21:44):
This is why we call to make sure the transaction
that you say that you didn't approve, didn't you know, happen?

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
Oh thank god, So I can tell you that there
is no way any of us spend three thousand dollars
that handbag.

Speaker 17 (01:21:55):
All right, Well, I'll investigate further and I'll get back
to you as soon as I find out what happened. Right, Alex,
Now you're gonna call her and talk to her.

Speaker 20 (01:22:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Hang on Hello, Hey, mom, Hey, what the hell is is?

Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
What did somebody call the house just now?

Speaker 24 (01:22:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:22:12):
I left her work a couple of minutes ago.

Speaker 22 (01:22:14):
They needed me to go in early.

Speaker 7 (01:22:15):
Well somebody charged three thousand dollars for a handbagg and
you moved.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Well remember how I was saying I wanted to buy
myself a gift. Well, they came out with these new
Sendy bags.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
I was really really cute.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
So why are you kidding me?

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
Three thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
It's cute, Mom, it's Sunday. It just three dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
I meant to tell you, but then I.

Speaker 20 (01:22:35):
Thought maybe I could just pay it off without getting
you involved.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
You can't pay it off.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
You don't have the money.

Speaker 18 (01:22:42):
I'm telling Daddy, I we're gonna take the car away
from you.

Speaker 13 (01:22:44):
You're not taking the car away from it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Will take the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Car away, Johnny will drive it. You take that pocketbook back.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
You're out of your mind.

Speaker 9 (01:22:52):
No, I'm really not.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
It's the way you're.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Yelling at me right now.

Speaker 23 (01:22:55):
It's not necessary.

Speaker 13 (01:22:56):
It really isn't to say.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Three thousand dollars on a pocketbook?

Speaker 6 (01:22:59):
But are you have to bring it back now?

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
You need to get it and.

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
Bring it back now I can't because they pre sold
it to me. I can't believe you think with this
kind of people, with this kind of money, what on
earth is I can't three thousand dollars and daddy's slaving
every day.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Listen, you really need.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
To relax, because listen, I just figured, why.

Speaker 25 (01:23:18):
Can't you help me out a little bit?

Speaker 7 (01:23:19):
And then you can pay your car insurance and you
can pay for your car?

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Are you kidding me? Once again?

Speaker 22 (01:23:25):
You're yelling at me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
I'm going Do you want to call daddy?

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Or am I calling Daddy to tell him this?

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
It's so beyond the beyond that I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
It's it's gorgeous.

Speaker 23 (01:23:34):
Honestly, you're gonna love it.

Speaker 10 (01:23:35):
It's so nice.

Speaker 7 (01:23:37):
You think where the rock of Fellers, your father's slaves
and me, and and you go buy three thousand dollars
big and you're driving a new car. What the well
do you think you are? It's three thousand dollars, so
beyond the beyond?

Speaker 20 (01:23:51):
All right, whatever, mom, whatever I need to go.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
I don't need to be aggravated for you go to work.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Oh, well, you're already aggravated me.

Speaker 18 (01:23:57):
Well, she's only aggravating you because you're being phone tapped?

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Are you hitting me?

Speaker 18 (01:24:03):
My name is Garre from Elvis Duran in the Morning show,
How are You.

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
Go?

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:24:16):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 10 (01:24:20):
The Elvis Orane phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Danielle, did you ever figure out who stole the cookies
out of your desk?

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
No, no, And I with bait.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Let me tell you it runs. It really pisses me off,
But I don't mind if you see a box of
cookies on someone's desk and you say, hey, could I
have one? Or does anyone know who this is? And
like well even notes saying hey took a cookie. This
person ripped this box open when at it and then

(01:25:00):
just left the evidence there with the cookies like half
in the box, half out of the box, crumbs on
my desk.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Who does that? What animal does that?

Speaker 19 (01:25:09):
Nate?

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Okay, no, hold on, let me explain to everyone. Nate,
as you if you've been listening, has a sugar addiction,
which is not uncommon, and everyone's trying to help him
I mean, they're slapping cookies out of his hand. Can
I defend myself here? Well, yeah, you know, go ahead,
go ahead to have to defend yourself. Did you did you?
Did you steal the cookies off her desk? Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:25:30):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
I did?

Speaker 19 (01:25:31):
Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Yes or no. I did open a box. It was
not her box.

Speaker 18 (01:25:37):
So I did open a random box on somebody's desk.

Speaker 15 (01:25:39):
It was not Danielle's box, because I know Danielle gets
very upset about people opening her box.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
So yes, my box did.

Speaker 12 (01:25:46):
Not rightfully, So get in there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
I know you know daniel the hinges on her box
are tired. Yes, So so who's Who's I'm gonna go
back to daniel in a second. But whose box did
you open? It was random?

Speaker 18 (01:25:58):
But I don't know who's I did.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Where did you find where?

Speaker 12 (01:26:02):
Random boxes?

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Where did you find it?

Speaker 18 (01:26:05):
He's on the desk that Rachel normally sits at.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Who does our Okay, so Rachel's desk. I don't know who's.

Speaker 12 (01:26:11):
Box that was.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
They were pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
But let me ask a question.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
You don't think it's you should ask if does this
belong to anybody?

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Is anybody operate by the scary role? If it sits
there for three days. It's up for grass, Rachel.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
That's Rachel's desk. So what if that was Rachel's cook?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Cook, I'll be your attorney here. No you're not. Yes, Froggy,
what that is?

Speaker 16 (01:26:33):
What happened there? You asked him? Where did whose desk
was it? Well, it was the desk that Rachel normally
sits at. That's like whose house did you break in?
It's the house that Elvis normally lives in.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
He's away, and if it sits there for a while, oh,
Elvis has been away, so his house has just been
sitting there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Like the dumping ground.

Speaker 18 (01:26:52):
So she sits there half the time and the other
time people put stuff there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
That's fair.

Speaker 9 (01:26:56):
Okay, yes, God, So to sadly defend eight for a second.
That is sort of like the transitional desk. There's a
different person there all the time. When we don't want stuff,
we usually put it on that desk, And it does
seem like the place where it's hey, you want something,
grab it from here. We move things from the communal
area out here to that desk.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Well, my desk is not the transition.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
Danielle's desk is not the trans desk.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
So never opened up my box and left the crumbs
and didn't even clean up after themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Shame on you, Shame on you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
All right now, Scary, would you like to be Nate's attorney? Please?
By all means, Nate, do you first? What do you
want him to represent you in this instance? Yes? No,
let's see what you got. Well, it's basically what Gandhi said,
I was gonna say.

Speaker 14 (01:27:44):
And in addition to that, right the community desk, nobody's
responsible for any cookies or anything that's there.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
It's like that's the grab and go desk. It's always
been the grab and go desk.

Speaker 14 (01:27:55):
And if yes, Danielle, shame on whoever took the cookies
from your desk.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
If I was, if I in your drawer and took
it out, that's a bad thing.

Speaker 13 (01:28:03):
But no, But like.

Speaker 14 (01:28:04):
Community refrigerator, the same thing. If it's a refrigerator in
the in the in there, I just got labeled.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
I'm going for it. If the cookies were in there,
you could have had them. That's a little overreaching. You're
just gonna go for it without asking around.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Really, so are you saying that because it wasn't under
my desk but on my desk? It's okay to eat them.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
No, no, no, that was a smashing grab. That person
should be caught and convicted.

Speaker 9 (01:28:30):
Be guys, why are we not allowed to bring a
little camera in here and put it in that pit?
You can just don't say you did Okay, cool, I'm
not doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
No wait, gandhi, we do have cameras. We do have camera.

Speaker 18 (01:28:45):
Yes, we do have access to the footage. We have
to go to somebody to get We need our.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Own private you know, Deanna is in charge of all
the things video Deanna can we need. We need cameras
at every desk, even even the trans desk, and under.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
The desks too, because I'll try anybody under there.

Speaker 9 (01:29:01):
It's interesting that the places we need the cameras the
most are not there. We need to see what happens
in that kitchen, we can't see it. And we need
to see what happens in that hallway and we can't
see it. Right, So I'm not going to put an
end to that. I'm not doing anything about it, Okay, good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
I just feel like I would never I mean, I know,
like there's a lot of stupid things that I would
never do that other people would do whatever, But like
who does that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
It's just not a nice thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
It's not you know, at the end of the day. No,
you know, it goes back to the time Scary stole
appliances out a night office without asking anyone. You don't
do that, you know what. I know your family, they're
good people you raised, like Elvis, will never know it's gone.

(01:29:50):
You both are a bunch of a holes. Stop stealing
from people's offices and desks. If it doesn't have your
name on it, unless it's like a communal thing, stay
out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
You know what I'm gonna do in the next one.
I'm gonna put like some kind of a dietary thing
in the.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
Bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
I know that they're the ones who ate it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Are you wishing diarrhea positive?

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
I'm wishing diarrhea on them? Diarrhea Deanna.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Deanna is saying that people are stealing her stuf out
of the refrigerator all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Yes, he is taken.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
I didn't mean to ramp you.

Speaker 9 (01:30:25):
What fine Scary who was Nate's advocate here? His attorney
threw him right under the bus.

Speaker 18 (01:30:29):
Yeah, I don't know if it's like this attorney anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
I asked you, I asked you. You said you're sure, okay, trial,
what does least to me in an argument over the dishwasher?
I had one last weekend. MM, because I'm I don't
know if any of you are like this. I'm very,
very anal retentive about how the dishwasher is loaded. It
has to be a certain way. And if I see

(01:30:53):
someone in my kids, like we have friends over for dinner,
see someone in the kitchen, like one of my friends
is like here, hollow the dishwasher. No no, no, no,
no no. You go over there, you go sit down
over there. You can unload the dishwasher, but you cannot
load my dishwasher. And it turns into kind of a
power play. Am I the only one?

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:31:11):
I would Yeah, I don't think I would care really,
as long as it's getting done.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Yeah, good, someone just load them.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
My only thing with the dishwasher is times up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Yeah, tis to be up and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
But see, Froggy's like me. Froggy is like a little
control freak with the dishwasher.

Speaker 16 (01:31:26):
Yeah, because if you put the stuff in there wrong
and then you run the cycle and it doesn't get cleaned,
you can do it all over again, so then I
have to undo what you did and then do it right.

Speaker 12 (01:31:32):
I'd rather build myself the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
When you say you got to do it all over again,
don't you just have to push a button?

Speaker 16 (01:31:38):
No, because if it's loaded incorrectly, you got to unload
it reload it so then it gets cleaned the proper
way the next time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Okay, what you're not understanding gandhy. Yes, when it comes
to dishwasher loading, you have to understand how the water circulates,
and therefore the plates and dishes need to be facing
the right way to get the biggest bounce of water
right right. Yeah, and also you need to put everything
in there in a way where you can fit more
stuff in. So, I tell you, have you ever seen
the videos, It's really fascinating. Go to YouTube. You can

(01:32:05):
see the videos of what happens in your dishwasher when
it's on. It's something everyone should do. You need to
take a take a tour of your dishwasher while it's on.
It'll blow your mind. And the the by the way dishwashers,
the new ones, we are so powerful that the times up,
times ties down thing doesn't really matter anymore because every
square inch of everything in there gets pelted, spanked.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
See my dishwashing guy when he came over to check
it when there was something wrong, he said, your best
bet is the gel or the powder. He said, those
little pod things that you put in there, he said,
don't use them because sometimes they don't they don't discin
a writ or melt enough and it gets stuck in there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
But they're so they're so tasty. Though I love. Because
of you, I'm gonna go back to jail. Thank you,
Daniel Scary So, by the way, welcome to dishwasher Talk.

Speaker 7 (01:32:57):
One time, I.

Speaker 14 (01:32:58):
Didn't know any better, and I experimented, and I put
dishwashing liquid into I squirted it into the area where
you'd put a dishdetergent for the well, let's put it this. Yeah,
you know the stuff he used your hand, the dawn
and pal olive. I I going out of stuff for
the dishwashers.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Put that in the dishwasher. Yes, and oh my god,
SuDS was was leading out the thing. I was like,
oh my god, what's going on here? Guess what? You'll
never do it again. Thought they were interchangeable.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Remember last week we were talking to intern Stephanie about
shedding yourself from the world of toxic friends, just getting
ready to getting rid of your toxic friends, kicking them
to the curve. We received this incredible text, go ahead
and pick up line nineteen. We picked up this incredible
text from our friend Amy. Hi, Amy, how are you?

Speaker 4 (01:34:02):
I'm good?

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
How are you guys doing great?

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
I'm so glad we could talk to you. Amy sentenced
a text. May I read your text?

Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Ahead, Okay, we're talking about getting rid of toxic friends,
but she had friends that got rid of her. The
text says, I lost some good friends in the past
because I was such a heavy drinker. I'm sober now,
So what's your opinion about me trying to get back
in touch with them. I love this text. And by

(01:34:32):
the way, just because you're a heavy drinker doesn't mean
you're toxic. I don't want to mix those two. But
if you're a heavy drinker, sometimes you can it can
be a little rough with friendships.

Speaker 6 (01:34:43):
Right yeah, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
So I mean, how did they eliminate you from their lives?
And in what way.

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
Just kind of disappeared? I know I had one of them.
I think about a lot is my best friend from
high school that we were really close, and she got
married to another guy from high school and we had
all gone to their wedding in Gatlinburg and everything, and

(01:35:16):
he was really upset with my drinking, right, and so
he told her that you should stop hanging around her,
and they moved I think to Akron or somewhere basically
somewhere in the woods, and she The only time I've
heard Frommer since like the past thirty years is when

(01:35:38):
her parents passed away. Wo and not that long ago.
I tried to call and there was no answer, and
so I left a message, you know, like, hey, you know,
I'm if you're worried that I'm like drunk styaling or something,
I'm not. I'm sober now, you know, I hope to
talk to you. And I didn't get a call back,

(01:36:01):
but I mean, it could have been anything. But in
my mind, I'm all worried, like, you know, God, does
she still think I'm in that position? Because it got
really bad. I will admiss that well.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
But you know, Amy, she may have definitely seen you
on the caller idea and heard your message and for
some reason decided not to reach back out. And you
did all you could do. I mean, you you did
what you might do to reconnect with her, But if
she doesn't reconnect with you, then you know, that's on her,
you know. But I love the fact that you're thinking
about all these friends that you miss and may miss

(01:36:36):
you because of your past with drinking. But did you
go through the twelve step program or how? If I'm
being too personal, let me know, but how did you stop?

Speaker 6 (01:36:48):
Well? For me, it was really really bad, and I
went to a couple impatients. I did go to the
twelve step a couple different times with that for a
while and everything, and for me, it just finally got
too bad and I, you know, went to an impatient
program and it just stuck, thankfully. And I think part

(01:37:12):
of it is that the guy I was with, he
was kind of I can't think of the word, but
basically he wouldn't if I wanted to drink. He'd be like, Okay,
you shouldn't. But or he'd be I'm going to the store.
Do you want me to pick you up something?

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
He was not helping him.

Speaker 6 (01:37:36):
I know he was not.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
An ex boyfriend of mine was a he went through
twelve Step and part of his twelve step steps was
calling the people he felt he had wronged. Right, did
you do that? Did you have to do that? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:37:53):
I didn't get that far or deep into it. I
went to the meetings and stuff like that, and I
did some of the step but I didn't do them all.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Okay, But Amy, you're not upset because a lot of
people might have been pissed off that their friends kind
of you know, left them when they needed them the most.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
You don't blame them, as a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
You don't blame them though, for walking away from you.

Speaker 19 (01:38:15):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
Okay, Wow, good question.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
I've got one other friend I think of a lot. Actually,
I actually have dreams about her and stuff. But she
was a friend from college and then I ended up
working beside her. She was a coworker and she was
a really good friend. And I know when she got married.
I remember I got really bad drinking drunk whatever at

(01:38:40):
her wedding. And I have a feeling that's probably some
hurt that she has that maybe she's just like okay.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
That's enough.

Speaker 6 (01:38:50):
Wow, Okay, So I haven't really reached out to her yet.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Well, look, you know, I think it's admirable that you
are thinking of them and you're reaching out. If you
call maybe ten people and you get two callbacks, that's great,
you know. And it doesn't mean you have to be
besties and have to go to movies with each other.
It's just letting them know you're thinking about them and
letting them know how you're doing. I bet they've been curious, Gandi,
what are you thinking?

Speaker 9 (01:39:14):
I think the making amends thing seems like an important
step to you at the moment. If you want to
reach out to these people and in your head, you know, yeah,
this was an inciting incident and it caused them problems
and you are the person that brings it up.

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Maybe that would do some good for all of you.

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Yeah, and you know what I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
You know, Elvis just said like if two out of
ten call you back, it's great, So maybe start with that.
But then maybe those two, if they know any of
the other people, might be able to say, hey, I
had a great conversation with Amy, she's doing great. Maybe
you should reach out and you just never know how,
like more people will start reaching out.

Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
You guys have good information.

Speaker 9 (01:39:54):
I would also say, don't get too sad if you
do your part and you reach out and people don't
get back to you immediately, because everyone works through something
in their own time, and as long as you're happy
with what you've done, and you've come to a better
place in your life and done everything you can, then
sometimes you just.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
Got to move on.

Speaker 15 (01:40:09):
And they might have things going away, their lives include
them from reaching back out to you.

Speaker 18 (01:40:14):
So it's not all about you never know, Amy, It's.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Been you know, Amy, And I'm loving the fact that
you're on with us because a lot of people are listening,
and maybe even people in this room who are thinking,
you know what, there was that person that I ran
away from back in the day for whatever reason. It
may be drinking or whatever, and I do wonder how
they're doing. I guess it's been years, time has passed.

(01:40:38):
I'm gonna give them a call just to let them
know I'm thinking about them.

Speaker 6 (01:40:41):
That's great, I say, everyone gives people a chance. You know,
everybody makes mistakes in their life.

Speaker 7 (01:40:52):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:40:53):
I'm like I said, mine got very bad, and I
wouldn't blame people for staying away from me. But thankfully
I'm out of that and hopefully I can reconnect with
some friends, and I'm just saying to everyone else, if
there's anyone in your life like that, give them a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Let me ask you this, Amy, has this process made
you more patient with your friends that otherwise would have
driven you a nuts? You know what I'm saying. I mean,
are you finding yourself going through life now with patients
for anything and everything including traffic and bills and whatever
because you understand that people are we're patient with you
at one.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
Point not quite as well?

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
Okay, well, it's it's definitely something to think about, you know. Yeah,
Well part of the story.

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
I don't have any friends. Unfortunately, I'm like a lone person.
I'm very good at talking to people when they come
to me, but I'm not good at going to them.
So that's something that maybe this can help me work on.

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
Well, you have us, and I appreciate you spending time
with us, and I know that you really really made
a lot of people do some thinking. And thank you
so much. We appreciate it, Amy, and you have a
great day, and thanks for listening to our show and
thanks for being a part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:42:10):
Thank you always, Thank you. Bye guy.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
So what did you guys think about that?

Speaker 9 (01:42:18):
I think it's really interesting. I have a lot of
friends who have gone through their own struggles with addiction,
and of all of them, a couple have come out
on the other side. But when you're in it with someone,
addiction doesn't just affect the person that's addicted. It affects
the entire circle around them and things that have happened.
I understand both sides of it, and I see why
she definitely wants to reach out. I also see why

(01:42:38):
maybe some people might not be ready for it. But
either way, she can only do what she can do,
and she's got.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
To be patient. She's got to let them do it
in their time too.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
You know, people come and go in and out of
our lives, and they're there for a reason, and if
they leave, they leave for a reason and we move
on to new victims. But that's just that's life, you know,
That's the way it is. And if someone you have

(01:43:06):
wronged in the past never wants to speak to you again, okay, well,
no regrets, let's move on.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
You sound like you're singing a song from Wicked.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Yeah, there's a song in it talking about how people
come into our lives for reasons and then they go
and you know, yeah, you're gonna make.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
Me cry, you know, Gandhi. It's like that guy and
Drew Barry Moore's show The Florist. Yes, people are asking
him how to prolong the lives of bouquets of flowers.
What he said was pretty cool, right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
He said, flowers are meant to die.

Speaker 9 (01:43:38):
They bloom and they die, and they teach us about
living in the moment and appreciating things while they're here.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Don't waste your time.

Speaker 9 (01:43:44):
Well, you can appreciate what's here on trying to prolong
something that's inevitably going away.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
There you go. It applies to friends and anything else
in life. Excellent.

Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
Ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Do you think I look in bread?

Speaker 7 (01:43:56):
I do.

Speaker 10 (01:43:57):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvister Ran Show Elvis d
Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
All right, well, once again, we're a show that depends
on phones to work, and so we can talk to
listeners on their way to work, and then we can't
get our phones to work at all. This one is raining, though, dude,
someone's calling us somebody. Yeah, oh look the light works.
Oh push the button, push the button. Oh god, Oh, Hi,
did I win the contest? No, I'm sorry. We're not

(01:44:28):
having a contest right now. Try back to no worry.

Speaker 29 (01:44:31):
You know what, I've never had somebody answer the phone
when I've called in maybe twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
We are well, we're all here. The whole morning show
decided to answer a phone. Hi, Hi, Hello, Hello. I
wish we were having I'd give you something. Thank you real.
I don't know if it's ai, are actually a real?

(01:44:57):
Your favorite color.

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
Blue?

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
I'm in wait, what's your name? Joseph, Joseph. It's Elvis
and Gandhi and Danielle and Scary and everybody. We're having
phone issues today. And Scary said, oh look there's a
phone ringing. Let's see if it works. And you were there.
It's like it was meant to be. I was listening
to some youtha yesterday.

Speaker 29 (01:45:21):
What are your thoughts on Dua Lippa coming out with
that Houdini song and then Abra cadaverra sort of is
that punched back from Lady Gaga?

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
I know it's it's like a magician's nightmare. Yeah, I
thought that was pretty good.

Speaker 29 (01:45:36):
I like I like the Lady Gaga song.

Speaker 6 (01:45:38):
Better now.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
Magic it could get really weird.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
Yeah, yeah, we got a lot of magic going on.
We need a song about selling people in half. Then
I'll be totally telling you still give out the one
hundred dollars for a bumper sticker? One with that like,
oh my god, they don't even have bumpers on cars anymore,
do they. I know that was like nineteen ninety one
or three or something like that. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
I have a question, is anything you'd like us to
change about the show since we got you?

Speaker 8 (01:46:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:46:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 29 (01:46:11):
I think I was listening to something and Elvis could
have taken a conversation a little bit more, and I
forgot the person you shut down, but you just you
just didn't want to talk about that particular subject. I
wonder what it was and whatever it was, there's whatever,
some nonsense, but you but you know the like I

(01:46:33):
used to listen to Howard Stern.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
When he was on k Rock, so that was a
long time ago.

Speaker 7 (01:46:38):
But just like the way that, I think you could.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Have pulled that that out a little bit more.

Speaker 12 (01:46:42):
But I love the energy and I loved that.

Speaker 29 (01:46:44):
I can't believe the answer the phone I I No
one's gonna believe me that you It's.

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
A strange day and it is not AI at all.
There's no intelligence at all going on, especial. Look, we've
got to run now. We got to fix our phone.
But thank you so much for talking with us.

Speaker 19 (01:47:01):
This was a.

Speaker 10 (01:47:06):
You take care, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Dear Elvis, says the letter. My grandma Betty has been
fighting with this Appliant store ever since she bought her
refrigerator there a year ago. She originally bought some insurance
for the thing. Then she declined the insurance, but she's
still getting charged late fees for insurance she doesn't have anymore.
It's piling up and she's been trying to avoid their calls.
You guys should call her as the Appliance store and
try to collect the late fees. See what happens. This

(01:47:34):
comes to us from Athena. All right, Scary's gonna call
Grandma Betty as a representative from the appliance store. Her
son Danny is overhearing the whole thing, and then he
jumps on the phone to protect his mom. The whole
family gets involved with today's phone tap. Let's listen in Hi,
I'm looking for a Betty please speaking. What would you like, Betty?
How are you? This is Reggie Green from this Eero Street.

(01:47:57):
I'm calling to follow up regarding the issue that we
had with the refrigerator. Oh dear, you're looking for for
you Betty? No, my daughter, No, your Betty.

Speaker 3 (01:48:08):
You know I I I'm on another line.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
No, you're not on another line, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
I think you better watch how you talk to me.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
Number one, I think you better pay the money that
you owe us.

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
I owe you nothing on it. I paid cash for
this refrigerator.

Speaker 12 (01:48:21):
I have my receipt.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
I am usually saying that I owe you. I took
insurance on it, okay, and then I didn't want it,
and they kept adding on and on and on.

Speaker 14 (01:48:32):
The fact that you haven't paid the insurance all this
time has accrued into late fees forty one dollars every
single month.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
I'm not paying those late fees.

Speaker 3 (01:48:41):
You know what, You have to hire people that number one.
They know their job. They don't leave things like dormant
on their desk.

Speaker 2 (01:48:48):
Well, that's what happens when people dodge bills. They get
a little right.

Speaker 12 (01:48:51):
I don't dodge anything.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
You've been dodging phone calls. You told me that you
weren't who you are, and then you said you were
on another line.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
Excuse me, I am, I have my daughter on the
other line.

Speaker 7 (01:49:00):
Excuse me.

Speaker 14 (01:49:01):
I have a mister Durand coming up to pick up
that refrigerator in an hour and a half. Now, if
you don't unload it, he's gonna eat everything in it
and then take your refrigerator. Do you hear what I'm saying,
wonderful Green, take out the milk, take out the steaks.

Speaker 9 (01:49:14):
You're sick.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
Get everything out of the frazer, sick man. Dump the
ice cube trays.

Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
You are a sick man. I never refused to pay anything.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
Okay, yes you did, because the bill's now we're over
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:49:27):
Where are you just threaten?

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
And I don't like it?

Speaker 2 (01:49:30):
Go to lunch. I had my lunch already, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
You know what you're harassing?

Speaker 20 (01:49:35):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
I don't believe it's going to the authorities.

Speaker 12 (01:49:39):
I have this recorded.

Speaker 5 (01:49:40):
Okay, you have this recording, Yes I do.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
Could you play it back for me? Hold on a second,
Hold on. She's angry.

Speaker 12 (01:49:51):
You're a sick individual.

Speaker 6 (01:49:52):
Now I am calling the authorities on you and I'm
putting a complaint in against you, and you won't have
any job.

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
You have every right to do that. I refuse to
allow you to play the senile old lady role with me.

Speaker 3 (01:50:05):
Oh, you're talking to an old senile lady. Don't call
my home again. You're really bored, aren't you?

Speaker 8 (01:50:14):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:50:15):
You're really bored.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
You've left me no choice but bored, aren't you. I'm
doing my job. Okay, at your job.

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
I'll bet you don't have a wife, because who the
hell could stand you?

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
Betty?

Speaker 3 (01:50:27):
I have Don't call me Betty.

Speaker 4 (01:50:28):
You don't know me.

Speaker 12 (01:50:29):
Don't call me by my first name, Betty, Betty, don't call.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
Me by my first name.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
You don't know me. Oh, I know you well enough.
You're acting like an animal.

Speaker 5 (01:50:37):
Betty, You sick individual?

Speaker 19 (01:50:43):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:50:43):
Who's this?

Speaker 17 (01:50:44):
Who are you the one calling people animals?

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
I'm Reggie Green. Who you you call somebody's house?

Speaker 19 (01:50:50):
You give a Mickey mouse trick and call people animals?

Speaker 8 (01:50:53):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
Well, and you're gonna do your job? Who are you? Sir?

Speaker 28 (01:50:57):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:50:57):
You got me?

Speaker 21 (01:50:58):
I almost tell you.

Speaker 18 (01:51:00):
And you ain't gonna call him here again?

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
And they ain't call anybody? Can There'll be a job.
I'm the regional manager.

Speaker 19 (01:51:06):
What you are?

Speaker 3 (01:51:07):
Who you are?

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
You don't know the power I possessed? How could you
scream so loud? Now, you little, you're bad.

Speaker 20 (01:51:16):
You know you want a little warm Sitting in that chair,
aggregating people off day.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
That's what you are, Okay, that's what you are? Majorly
all right then?

Speaker 12 (01:51:25):
Which that was the funny?

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Your faith? You little peek?

Speaker 7 (01:51:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:51:28):
Hey, hey, Danny, you little you've been phone tapped? Are
you there? You gotta be kid made? Congratulations Athenas phone
tapping you and your mom?

Speaker 5 (01:51:39):
Okay, yeah, I'm okay now I will kill her.

Speaker 8 (01:51:44):
I love you, Betty Yo.

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
I'm telling you have a good one coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
Elvis phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:51:53):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all
participation the.

Speaker 10 (01:51:57):
Elvis Or phone tap only on Elvia. Mister ran in
the Morning Show. Elvister Wan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
So, Danielle, Yes, what I did?

Speaker 30 (01:52:18):
You're at the mall you and you saw your friend's
son's girlfriend with another guy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
Let me say that again so people get it straight.
You were at the mall, minding your own business, and
you looked across the way and you saw your friend's
son's girlfriend with another.

Speaker 1 (01:52:44):
Guy, and I right away called them and I was like,
guess what I say? And so they told me take pictures,
and I.

Speaker 3 (01:52:52):
Said, so, let me just tell you that. I tried,
what's the best scary shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
So I was playing private investigator because there's wait, there's
issues there to begin with, so we and you want
to nail it. Yes, So I was like, let me
tell it. So I took some pictures and Spencer was
with me at the time and he's like, Mom, please
never become a private investigator because they can see you
over here with your phone and I'm recording them, and

(01:53:21):
I sat so close to them, and my answer to
him was, I really don't give a crap.

Speaker 3 (01:53:27):
They shouldn't be doing what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
And if they have a problem, they can come over
to me, and I'm going to ask them about that
other person and say, hey, how so and so doing.

Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
And and call them out right. I said, what's he
gonna do or what's she gonna do? It's a little kid,
give me a poo.

Speaker 2 (01:53:42):
So he so your son was saying that you, mom,
you're not a good private investator because you're like in
the middle of They could look right over and see
who were you in the food court. We were in
a food court.

Speaker 1 (01:53:54):
And I was sitting there and I had my cat,
I had my phone out, and I was pretending I
was doing something on my phone. And Spencer says to me, Mom,
it is so obvious you are not doing something on
your phone and that you are recording these kids. And
I'm like, I don't care. And he said, you're really embarrassing.
I said, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
Then what was your friend? Was your friend appreciated it?

Speaker 3 (01:54:12):
And she said she was keeping that for a rainy day. Oh,
because there's some stuff going down out yet.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
Okay. It's like in the old movies when a politician
would be in a meeting and the guy across the
table from him would pull out an envelope and pull
the photos. I go, well, here you are having sex
with a donkey. Well, so I wonder what that reveal
will be like.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
I don't know, but it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh. Danielle's Jerry.

Speaker 14 (01:54:39):
I learned a long time what they never get involved
in other people's business because what could happen is you
could cause some kind of strife. They could break up
chaos could ensue, and then they could get back together
and then your enemy number one.

Speaker 3 (01:54:52):
Let me tell you, I really don't care because here's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
There's so much drama behind the scenes with these two
as it is, and the the person not my friend's
side of it, has done things that shouldn't have been done.
So they should have broken up a long time ago,
and they didn't. So this was my proof that hello, breaking.

Speaker 2 (01:55:13):
I think there is a lesson you learned for all
of us here. If you plan on cheating, don't do
it at the food court. We're Daniel's shopping.

Speaker 3 (01:55:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
Okay, So back to this thing, A private investigator your
son said, maybe you shouldn't do it. Maybe there's a
better way to like stand behind a plant, yeah you know,
or maybe wear the plant and walk around as the plant.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
But I felt, see, I mean, am I wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
I felt like, if I'm doing it right in front
of your face, right, you're you're less likely to think
I'm doing it because why.

Speaker 3 (01:55:44):
Would I do it right in front of your face?

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
Like I whipped that phone out and I was like, too,
you're saying it was too obvious, so what they wouldn't
notice it?

Speaker 19 (01:55:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
I thought's what I thought, And I don't think they noticed.
You know, Spencer's like, all calm down.

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
Mom, but I would have it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
That's hilarious, Danielle.

Speaker 25 (01:55:58):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
Your sound was on so as you were taking pictures,
it was the camera, it was not it was on silence.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
Dan, of course I sent that right off. Yeah, she's
on an assignment. She had to turn off with camera.

Speaker 3 (01:56:13):
South It's going to be used at a later date.

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
Okays, funny you brought this up because Samantha has a friend.
Is your friend a PI a private investigator?

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
Her boyfriend is, so my friend was yeah the one training.

Speaker 2 (01:56:26):
Okay, so how do you train to become a private investigator?
Maybe maybe, Danielle, you should train with her friend's boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Come on, her boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:56:36):
So her boyfriend.

Speaker 31 (01:56:37):
She volunteered to help her boyfriend out. She knew she
was going to be followed for an entire day. She
didn't know who or whatever, So she went about a
really normal schedule just knowing someone was going to watch.
That person had to take like X amount of photo
and video and notes or whatever, and then she had
to report back anything like suspicious or noticeable.

Speaker 3 (01:56:56):
Oh wow, I could do this.

Speaker 2 (01:57:00):
Hi official. But here's the thing. So she was supposed
to be the target quote unquote, and then her boyfriend
is training a guy who's supposed to follow her exactly.
So but tell him the funny thing that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:57:15):
And she text me two.

Speaker 31 (01:57:16):
Hours later she goes, I spotted him, said how she goes,
I'm in Marshall's and I looked up and there was
one person without a shopping cart.

Speaker 3 (01:57:22):
Kind of watching me. So she started watching that because
she wanted taking a photo.

Speaker 31 (01:57:27):
And in her notes it says, must have shopping cart
in Marshall's. That's that his note for period training.

Speaker 2 (01:57:34):
Danielle would say, you're at a Marshall. Now, let's say
you were walking past a Marshall's and you see your
friend's son's girlfriend walk into Marshall's with another guy, just
like you saw at the food court. Yeah, would you go?
Would you go into Marshalls and try to get a
picture in there?

Speaker 3 (01:57:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
Would you remember to get a cart and look like
you're shopping?

Speaker 1 (01:57:56):
Probably not for now that I've been told, I'll definitely
get that cart next time. And you have to put
stuff in the cart, and yeah, I gotta put Yeah,
if it's you you.

Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
Can put any item in there, because you could be
shopping for your family whatever. If it's a guy, if
you start putting sports bras in there, we're kind of wondering,
what are you doing?

Speaker 28 (01:58:13):
Right?

Speaker 15 (01:58:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:58:14):
I love that. Training to be a PI have fun
so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:58:18):
She got a whole bunch of photos of herself. Later
on in the day, She's like it was creepy, even
though I knew it was happening. Yeah, Wow, we have
a p I in the building.

Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
Chris, Yes, yeah, Chris, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Christy.

Speaker 3 (01:58:31):
Yeah, he has all kinds of fascinating stories.

Speaker 2 (01:58:34):
You talked to on your podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:58:35):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:58:36):
I had him on the podcast because I wanted to know.
He's been doing this for a long time now. He
has a company that they just go out and investigate
a ton of stuff, and I just wanted to know
what are some of the craziest situations he's been in
and has he gotten.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
Caught doing it? Do you remember any great stories?

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
Oh yeah, he was talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:58:52):
I mean, I can't give the specifics because he didn't
give them either, but some celebrities that he's had to
follow around who have done some really shady stuff that
he's busted some couples.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
He said, it's typically couples.

Speaker 9 (01:59:03):
It's a woman wanting to know if the man is cheating,
and almost always the.

Speaker 3 (01:59:07):
Answer is yes.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
Okay, So she had the intuition, she hired a PI
to follow and she she's it's confirmed. Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:59:16):
And he said he actually had a really good time
doing one of them because following this couple around, he said,
they had the greatest date.

Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
They went to a good restaurant, so we got to
eato food. Then they went to a concert he wanted
to be part of, so we got to go to
that concert. All the while he's telling these people taking
pictures the whole time to send back to the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
Yeah. Now, was he ever caught?

Speaker 3 (01:59:33):
He said, he's never been caught.

Speaker 2 (01:59:36):
But so word of advice, if you're at the mall
in the food court and you see Danielle taking your
photo from acrost of them, you're obviously doing something wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Yeah, they didn't know it was made. The person does
not know me, so they had no idea that it
was you know. I mean, I guess I could be
recognized as what I do for a living, but I'm
just saying I don't think that particular person knew. Okay,
maybe they knew Spencer, but you know, he I just
he just gets.

Speaker 3 (02:00:04):
Back and they didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:00:06):
It's a busy mall food. It was absolutely packed, and
you know your son made fun of you.

Speaker 9 (02:00:14):
Yeah, yeah, Danielle, if it had come the other direction,
so if your friend was at the mall and she
saw let's say Spencer has a girlfriend, yeah, and his
girlfriend was someone else, and she sent you the video, would.

Speaker 3 (02:00:25):
You save it for a rainy day or would you
immediately be like, Spencer, look at this.

Speaker 1 (02:00:29):
I would do research first and make sure that what
was going on there, and then I would do it,
because I did, because at first I wasn't sure. I
was like, okay, well wait a minute, are these people
just friends or is it something else? Because it was
a guy girl guy girl, so I was like, look
like a date and the certain individuals were really hot,
so I was like, I was like this is this

(02:00:51):
does not look good. And then they got a little
close and I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:00:54):
This is not good. So it was what I thought
it was.

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
So, Danielle, if they would, you know, I don't know,
did you feel that, Danielle feeling of satisfaction.

Speaker 3 (02:01:08):
Because because believe me, you need to know the backstory
to know that.

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
At this point, you're like, Okay, this is the icing
on the cake and this is all the person needs
to know that. That's what it came down to, because
there's a lot that has gone down, but you know, still.

Speaker 2 (02:01:24):
Okay, they're hot.

Speaker 3 (02:01:26):
It's going down for sure. Wouldn't have followed them, but
people wouldn't matter.

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
But they're hot.

Speaker 4 (02:01:34):
Elvis Tera Rands After Party.

Speaker 2 (02:01:37):
Okay, Danielle's gonna start. If you're gonna go topics you'd
never hear on the air.

Speaker 3 (02:01:43):
Oh God, get away from Katy.

Speaker 10 (02:01:45):
Listen now on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
It is the what is it called.

Speaker 4 (02:01:50):
Elvis ter Rands After Party?

Speaker 3 (02:01:53):
Ask for it?

Speaker 4 (02:01:54):
Elvis Show.

Speaker 2 (02:01:58):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,