FULL SHOW: The Day Kesha Stopped By!

YIPPEE-KI-YAY, Kesha came! Do you know what a woozoo is?! Well, you're about to find out! Plus, we recap our watch party for the Blue Origin Launch yesterday, and what we would refuse to buy, even if it's discounted.

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Wow.

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Wow, y'all have crashed me up.

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And I just say, y'all, yeah wow, Elvis Duran and
The Morning Show.

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All right, we'll take it. You've been listening for twenty years,
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That matter.

Speaker 7 (00:29):
We love you, thanks for being here. It is Tuesday,
April fifteenth? Is it payday? Is this pay Day? Thank you?
Sweet Jesus. It's gonna roll right in and roll right
out in it. That's how it works. Hey, good morning, Danielle,
Welcome to day. Good morning, Hi, Gandhi. Hello, Hello, they're Sketty.

Speaker 9 (00:48):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (00:49):
Producer Sam is here, Hi, say hi, Scottie B and
Master Control. All right, good morning. There's Diamond over there
taking your calls and looking at your texts, and there's all.
There's Nate Wednos.

Speaker 10 (00:58):
Yes, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
You know who's on today, Kesha. Oh yeah, but because
it's our friend Kesha, we know her very well. We
had to bring her in a day early so we
could edit out the f words. So some of our
conversation with Kesha coming in, Hey, let's play little Kesha.
Danielle pick a Kesha's on.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
We're gonna go with take it off by Kesha.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
Let's do it as requested by Kesha. Just take it off.
Welcome today. Our first caller of to day, Colleen on
line seven. Now, Colleen is doing something that we learned
a lot about a lot about during pandemic, travel nurses.

(01:41):
And she's traveling right now and she's about to nurse
on her way to work. How long is your drive
today as you travel to work travel nurse Colleen today?

Speaker 11 (01:48):
My first one is about an hour and a half.

Speaker 12 (01:51):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:53):
I love that man o'clock in New Jersey. And then
I work my way back up to Bergen County.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Wow, look at that. So we get you for many
hours every day. Then, I love travel nurses. We get
you your hours, your captive.

Speaker 11 (02:08):
You need bloodwork on there?

Speaker 10 (02:09):
Okay, okay, all right, Well I hope you don't ever
need it, but well.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
I hope I can find some blood. Oh there's more,
Go ahead.

Speaker 11 (02:18):
My husband just has hip replacement surgery.

Speaker 13 (02:22):
A few weeks ago.

Speaker 11 (02:22):
So when I get done with my job, I have
another job when I get home, and then when I
get done settling him in. I had a six year
old German shepherd that just sprained her back.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
So good God, Well, not a lot of luck in
your house. What's going on? He Let me ask you
a question as far as hip replacements go. The work
replacement makes me feel like one went away and one
came in. What do they do with the old hip?
Where's that go?

Speaker 11 (02:48):
Sell it on eBay?

Speaker 7 (02:49):
Okay? Is there a market for that? Well, Colleen, I
want you to be very safe in traffic or wherever
you're going today. And thank you for what you do.
Love all nurses, especially ones that travel to us. That's
really cool. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (03:04):
You get me through my day every day. I mean,
when I get halfway through Jursday, I have to switch
to one O two point one.

Speaker 13 (03:11):
But I don't we love that.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
I have to.

Speaker 11 (03:13):
I have to listen to you.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Well, Q and O two. That's part of the family,
all right, Colleen? What do we have for Colleen? Give
her something special? She's traveling.

Speaker 14 (03:19):
Got to saying full elvis Elvis straight Appareloina, because you
know when she's traveling, she might get sure in the back.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
Yeah, you gotta have a wardrobe in the vaccinat you gotta,
you gotta. You got some swag on the way.

Speaker 11 (03:30):
Amazing? I love you? And can I give a shout
out to my husband Keith?

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Hey, Keith, I love that. How long have you been
married to Keith?

Speaker 11 (03:40):
How long we have been together? For fifty years?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
And you still say I love you.

Speaker 11 (03:49):
My sweetheart? And Friday is our twenty first wedding anniversary.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Oh you made it to twenty one years. That's crazy.
Hold on one second, Colleen, swag on the way. You
be careful on your way to there you go while
you're getting ready to go, Colleen's already going. She's already
like at the office, so to speak, in the car. Anyway, Well,
welcome to the day. Let's get into the three things
we need to know we do have Kesha. Later on
we're gonna be talking about her tour. We can't say

(04:14):
them in her tour. We came up with a replacement name,
didn't we. I think so we might have Well, someone
remember what it is? It said it hits out, Yeah,
it hits out. Yeah, that hits out to her or
Tata's out breasts out.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
I think we might have said everything.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Yeah, yep. Anyway, we'll talk to her about that. I
know the Kesha things later on. All right, Gandhi, it
to you. What's going on? Hello?

Speaker 8 (04:36):
All right?

Speaker 15 (04:36):
President Trump says Iran cannot have nuclear weapons. Speaking from
the White House, he told reporters the talks with Iran
will continue this Saturday, but the regime has to get
rid of the concept of ever having a nuclear bomb.
Trump added that he thinks Iran is tapping us along
because they were used to dealing with stupid people in
this country. Trump claims when he left office, Iran was
stone cold and broke. He did end up ending former

(04:59):
President Obama's deal that forced Iran to give up developing
nuclear weapons in exchange for cash and better trade deals.
Mark Zuckerberg took the stand Monday as a major antitrust
trial involving Facebook parent company Meta got underway in DC.
The FTC accuses the company of creating a monopoly or
buying up rivals Instagram and WhatsApp to keep a lid

(05:21):
on the competition. If the FTC is successful in convincing
the district judge hearing the case that the acquisitions of
Instagram and WhatsApp were illegal. The agency's next move will
be to try and force Meta to break up spinning
off both platforms. And finally, your taxes are due today.
It's also payday. As we pointed out, if you haven't
even started or you're not done, there is still hope.

(05:42):
If you're in a crunch, you can file for an extension.
The key thing to keep in mind is if you
file for your extension today, you'll need to fill out
Form forty eight sixty eight on IRS dot gov, which
gives you an automatic six month extension. Meanwhile, a tax
Day poll found that more people are considering risking it
and not five at all this year because they think
they can get away with it since the IRS is

(06:04):
so understaffed because of budget cuts.

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Speaker 16 (06:08):
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That's just targeted and mean.

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Speaker 8 (07:35):
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Speaker 1 (07:39):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
Yeah. One of the big stories it's in the news
almost every day, is the economy spending, Like what are
we spending? Are we spending money? Are we out there
taking part in the retail frenzy that we love. They're
saying that they can kind of see where the economy
is going by seeing how now women are spending less

(08:02):
money on their hair and their makeup, and for instance,
Lee press on nails or sales are up ten percent.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 16 (08:14):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
People people aren't going to get their nails on as
much hair coloring is down. People are going in for
less expensive haircuts, which I guess I don't know what
would that be for guys. Well, that would mean women
as far as how you get your haircut. What's what's

(08:35):
an expensive haircut versus a cheaper one?

Speaker 6 (08:37):
I guess an expensive haircut depending on where I mean.
People spend two fifty three on a haircut in New
York City.

Speaker 15 (08:42):
Yeah, it can really range from like the twenty nine
nine to like five bucks.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
And I think if you go to like a Supercuts,
it's like, I don't know, how much do you any
of you go there?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Twenty five bucks? Yeah, Well, they're saying in general they
can tell where sort of what the indicators are through
how much you spend or don't spend on getting your
hair done and the frequency you get it done. And
I bet if you went into a seer your of friends,
like at Alta or whatever, like, I wonder how the
spending's there. The spending is going there?

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 15 (09:12):
If you're looking to cut you know, your budget in
some capacity. I think that's probably the first place I
would go to.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
When I when we were saving for a house like
years ago, the first thing I did was cut off
all my nails and stop getting manicures.

Speaker 16 (09:23):
I just stopped doing it.

Speaker 15 (09:25):
How funny is that.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
Yeah, the economy is going down the toilet, you can,
oh my god. Anyway, Yeah, I wonder if people just,
you know, they hear news stories about the economy going
down the toilet or possibly going on the twilet, uh,
and then they just sort of maybe they start cutting

(09:47):
back without really thinking about it. Just it's just, you know,
maybe I don't have to buy that today.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
You know what I started doing, And I was talking
to Sam about this. I have a little notebook, and
when I feel like I'm going overboard a little bit
with the spending, start writing down every day how much
I spend on things? Oh, you do, yes, And then
at the end of the week I look at it
and I go, okay, I could have done without that.
I could have done without that, and it actually has
helped me. Like if an Instagram thing pops up, I'll
say to myself, now, you don't need it, you do

(10:15):
not need it, do not get it. So it's actually helped.

Speaker 7 (10:18):
I gotta start doing that. Yeah, because I mean, we
can tell how the economy is doing by the frequency
of visits from the Amazon delivery man.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, and how much cardboard, how much cardboard is all
broken down in the garage. That's that's an indicator for
the economy. Cardboard in my garage. It's true though, anyway.

Speaker 15 (10:39):
Costco membership changed my life. I'm going to save all
they now because now I'm not getting you know, tiny
little piecemeal things. I just get it all at once,
and then I'm eating my grilled chicken salad for a week.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
I know it. The question about a costco, though, is
don't you buy things you normally wouldn't buy?

Speaker 18 (10:53):
I did.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 16 (10:58):
That little fan is amazing.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Now she knows she needed it. I love it the best.
It's Oh my gosh, college kids have woozoos. They're amazing.

Speaker 15 (11:08):
It's a tiny little fan that's more powerful than one
of those standing fans that you would, you know, put
in your room if you don't have a ceiling fan.
It's so powerful, and it also has this weird when
you put on like a lower setting, just a breeze
that it brings into your room. It's like a nice,
gentle breeze. I love my woozoo.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
See what I'm doing though, and now we're reaching for
my phone to order a kid.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Honestly, this is like one of the things on the
list for college students when they go away and the
parents like make a list. Woo Zoo is one of
the things for your dorm because it's that good. It's
so small.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
It's small nine Okay, So why am I reaching for
my phone to order a woozoo. I don't need a
wom zoo.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
You don't need don't need it, You're not going to
I just feel like I needed.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
You have to be in college just have a woozoo.
Now I feel left out. I feel totally woozoo less.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Sam wants one.

Speaker 16 (11:56):
It's cute, damn it.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
Okay, See this is my problem. It's it's those sp
spontaneous purchases. I get to stop doing that, all right.
Let's get into the horse coupes. Who are you doing
with today, Producer Sam, the person.

Speaker 16 (12:07):
Who brought the Wozoo into my life? HELLI okay?

Speaker 15 (12:11):
And you are celebrating your birthday today? On tax Day,
you celebrate with Emma Watson, Sexy Rids, Seth Rogen, and
Chris Stapleton. Happy birthday, everybody, Capricorn, you don't know everything.
Listen to the opinions of others. You might learn something
new about yourself.

Speaker 16 (12:24):
Your day is a six Aquarious. Opportunities come and go,
so keep putting your best foot forward. You never know
when the next one will pop up. Your day's an
eight Pisces.

Speaker 15 (12:32):
Remember no matter how long you've known someone, there's always
more to discover.

Speaker 16 (12:36):
Your day is a five Aries. Take a deep breath
and embrace the beautiful mess that is your life today.
There's a lot to be grateful for. Your day's a
nine Taurus.

Speaker 15 (12:44):
Unless you realize the situation is over, you cannot move forward,
so allow yourself to let go.

Speaker 16 (12:48):
Your day is an eight Ooh Gemini. Are the people
you let in supporting or hindering your mood? Be aware
of those you Let get close. Your day's a six Cancer.
Let the burden of your past not weigh you down.
We all make mistakes and do your best, do your best.

Speaker 15 (13:02):
To grow from them. Your days a nine Leo.

Speaker 16 (13:04):
You're allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work
in progress at the same time, so just keep growing.
Your day's a seven Leo. You are all always is
that what keeps You're okay?

Speaker 15 (13:14):
Okay, I'm like, what is happening?

Speaker 16 (13:15):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Virgo.

Speaker 15 (13:16):
Let go of preconceived notions and allow things to build organically.
You tend to romanticize a bit. Your day's a nine Libra.
Remember you can get where you want to be from
where you are.

Speaker 16 (13:24):
Just start. Your day's a ten Scorpio.

Speaker 15 (13:26):
You won't always get what you want, and that's okay.
Adjusting and accepting builds character. Your day is an eight.

Speaker 16 (13:31):
And finally, Sagittarius, if you feel like your back is breaking,
it probably is.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Don't be a hero.

Speaker 16 (13:36):
Ask for help. Your day's a seven, and those are
your Tuesday morning Hoarscopes.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
Well, I found an un mean limited time deal on
Woozoo'd you find well? I mean it's fifty four to
ninety nine. They're not cheap.

Speaker 16 (13:47):
No, it's nine ninety seven at Costco.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Wait, how do you get a nine dollars at woozoo
if it's fifty four dollars on Amazon like forty dollars.

Speaker 15 (13:57):
No, the little fan was not. It was not.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
There are a different sizes. Okay, so you could have
gotten a small small.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
I want to be oscillating one though. It's got it.

Speaker 15 (14:05):
It oscillates.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
It's just this little hold on, hold on, now, hold on,
are you sure it's a woozoo or like a fo boo?

Speaker 15 (14:13):
Not that it is a woo zoo prom ninety seven.
I'm pretty sure that's impossible.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
That's impossible.

Speaker 16 (14:23):
It was just a little guy, the little like globe
looking fan.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
I want to want knowl Yeah, it has control the globes.
Here are here's one for sixteen dollars. Okay, here we go.
All right, now we're on hasty. Now this woozoo, the
desk fan, oscillating table, air circulation three speeds, thirty two
feet max air distance. It's sixteen ninety nine one day

(14:49):
only plan. Hit me with that link.

Speaker 16 (14:52):
This started with everyone wanting to save money.

Speaker 15 (14:56):
I having a super expensive one because the wazoo is
sure that's not.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
A woo this is a zoo, all right. I can
have it delivered by tomorrow. But I don't need it.
This is my point. I don't need a woozoo. I
don't need one. This is the problem we have.

Speaker 15 (15:10):
But it's a glorious little contraption to do.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
What to blow me? Blow me?

Speaker 6 (15:16):
I say it helped Spencer get a lot more sleep
at college, that little.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Gadguta See maybe I'll get see now, I'm guaranteed better
sleep if I have a woozoo.

Speaker 15 (15:24):
Next to my baby with a gentle breeze.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
I'm gonna think about it. I'm gonna think about it. Daniel,
what are you coming up?

Speaker 6 (15:29):
We're gonna talk about post Maloney's working on his next album,
and Jack Black surprises a movie screening of his new
movie Minecraft. Okay, waking out in the morning.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
So after the show yesterday, we all gathered around the
TV to watch the big launch Blue Origin flying into
outer space. All though it's kind of cool, I don't
know that by the way. That rocket, Wow, the thing
it goes up and just comes back down and lands
exactly where it took off from. I can't even find
my car in the parking lot. How does this thing
do this?

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Well, that's funny because the rocket part did, But the
other part, the part where the people were that landed
someplace else right and had to go find them.

Speaker 16 (16:15):
The booster comes back to where.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
It's think it's more important to get that rocket back
than the people. So I don't know what do you think.
Are you excited for them or is it something you
want to do one day?

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Maybe cool to watch it. I thought it was very cool.
We all gathered together, we all watched it. I thought
it was very cool. You know, they were excited. But
we do have some opinions, Like I was saying, like, Okay,
these astron these people that went to space paid they
either paid money or we were looking up how you
get on this thing, And it depends on your shows,

(16:48):
your social status, like and how much you pay, Like
if you can give them, I guess more advertisement, you'll
probably pay less because you know that type of thing.
So we're looking at the first Vietnamese woman to go
in to space. So now I'm thinking to myself, now,
if I'm a real Vietnamese astronaut, right, And I'm studying
for a very long time, and then I go up

(17:10):
into space. And then they tell me I'm the second
woman to go up into space Vietnamese because this other
woman who studied for three days or trained for three
days went up. I'll be a little pissed off. I
can see it, because that's my livelihood and that's what
I do, and I study.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
You know, I don't know. I don't think of any
of them as astronauts. I really don't know what.

Speaker 15 (17:27):
The news was calling them astronauts.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Well, they say that you're officially an astronaut when you
pass that certain line. Okay, I don't know why, you know,
I don't in my opinion, you're not deserving of the
title astronaut at that point. But the men and women
who train their asses off for years and years and
years and maybe maybe not even make it to space yet,
I consider them astronauts already, even though they haven't made it.

Speaker 15 (17:51):
Without a doubt line.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. What'd you think, Gondih?

Speaker 8 (17:55):
You know.

Speaker 16 (17:57):
It was it was cool to watch.

Speaker 15 (17:58):
I think it'd be awesome to be able to someday,
you know, take pictures from outer space. That's great. I
just I don't understand. I didn't understand like all the
hype around it. I did enjoy watching Jeff Bezos face
plant on the way.

Speaker 16 (18:11):
To find everybody.

Speaker 15 (18:12):
That was kind of funny, but okay, yeah, I just
I went Danielle on it. I feel like it was
a very overhyped. Oh my god, history is being made.
But like, how right? What did they do?

Speaker 18 (18:21):
I don't know, well, I knew.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
It was a very important moment in science. When the
Kardashians were standing.

Speaker 16 (18:27):
There, absolutely.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
Was crying, was crying in tears because her best friend
Gail King was in space for a minute.

Speaker 12 (18:35):
She was.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
She was more nervous than Gail was. It's like crazy,
just like really upset.

Speaker 15 (18:41):
The memes of Gail today are great, though.

Speaker 16 (18:42):
Yeah, she looked terrified the entire time.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
She did look terrified. I don't know, would you be
a little terrified. I'd be a little nervous maybe, but excited,
you know, I don't know. You know, we consider and
say what we want to say about them and how
they got there and what they paid to get to
I don't even know what they paid her, If they did,
I don't know. Yeah, but they said, hey, Elvis, what
are you doing next Thursday? We're going out of space
for ten seconds?

Speaker 6 (19:04):
I mean, okay, yeah, but they were calling it a mission,
and a lot of people were like, first of all,
it was eleven minutes. There's no mission there, and it's
rich people going into space that can afford it, or
celebrities going into space. It's like, there's no like, I
don't know, it's an amusement park ride.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
So when do they do again again? Are they going
to do it again or take some more celebrities up?

Speaker 6 (19:25):
I'm sure. But it was very interesting because we were
we were wondering how much it costs, so we looked
it up and like I said, it really depends on
who you are and what you can do for them.

Speaker 15 (19:36):
Really, I think they classified it as a mission because
they took like a plant and something else up there
to see how it acted.

Speaker 10 (19:43):
Yeah, something weird like that. I go to the official
plant holder amazing joining us on board carrying the thycus
tree that.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Katie Perry is writing a song about her experience.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
By the way, okay cool.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
She did sing what a one world up there, which
was very nice because it's a tribute to Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
I felt that. I felt that was all right. Let's
get into Danielle's report. Lots to talk about here. Where
do you want to start? What are you at?

Speaker 12 (20:10):
Kay?

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Well, our best is going out to Lil nas X
this morning because he is in the hospital. I don't
know if you've watched any of his social posts, but
he lost control of the right side of his face
and he's telling people stop being sad for me, shake
your ass for me instead. And I'm thinking it might
be Bell's palsy. It might be what Justin Bieber has,
the Ramsey Hunt syndrome that he went through a lot
of reasons that can happen to your face. So we're

(20:32):
just gonna wait and see. He's in good spirits. He's
laughing on his socials, but he cannot move that side
of his face. So I'll keep you posted on that,
and our Best goes out to him. Alicia Keys is
celebrating the one year anniversary of her Broadway musical Hell's Kitchen.
She's very excited. You know, the show won the Grammy
for Best Musical Theater Album earlier this year. It is
launching a national tour this fall. So if you're not

(20:54):
in the New York area. You can't get to the
New York area, you might be able to see the show.
So that's awesome. Other broad Ways Leslie odom Junior is
returning to Hamilton were in tenth anniversary. I mean, that
is insane. So that's where he started. He started as
Aaron Bird in Hamilton on Broadway. He says that role
entirely changed his life, and so he will be at

(21:16):
the Richard Rogers Theater from September ninth through November twenty third.
Good luck getting tickets to that one, exactly.

Speaker 19 (21:22):
You know.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
I gotta tell you though, I saw the original Hamilton
cast when it first came out, but at that point
you didn't know it was going to be what it
turned out to be, right, So you never know whatever
you're going to do today, or what show you're you
gonna go see that has a brand new cast, you
don't know they could be the superstars of tomorrow. I
didn't know at that moment.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
That same thing with Rerent. We went to see Rent
with the original cast, and we know it Dina Menzel
would be who she is today, like in half the cast,
I mean exactly, we didn't. So yeahs post Malone, you
guys know, his last album did incredibly well for the
country world. Well, he is going to continue down the
country path. He was at a private party ahead of
his Coach Jello set and he said that he's loving
that Nashville community. He's already been making trips out there

(22:01):
to work on country album number two. He's very excited.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
He said.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
He made about thirty five songs and it's just a
matter of which one suck and which ones don't, so
he'll figure that out. Cheryl Crow and Leanne Rhymes are
stepping into the Voice spotlight. That's this season's mega mentors.
The playoffs are kicking off April twenty eighth, and Cheryl
Crow will team up with Kelsey Ballerini and Michael Boubla,
and Leanne Rhymes will be with John Legend and Adam Levine.

(22:27):
So Jack Black shows up to a screening of the
Minecraft movie at a theater in Los Angeles over the
weekend and he warned kids, please no throwing popcorn during
that chicken jockey scene. But here's the thing. The popcorn's
not the problem, guys. The problem is the people that
throw slushies on other people and they're walking out sticky

(22:48):
the people who are bringing chickens to the actual theater.
These are the problems. The popcorn really not so much
of a problem. That's easily cleaned up. So please don't
throw anything else. Please just behavior stuff when you're at
the movie theater. Addison Ray revealed at Coachella the new
album release date for her. She did it in a
really funny way. She was up there, then she turned

(23:10):
around and she had the words June sixth on her butt.
And now we know that's when the album is coming out.
What are we watching? The Carter's Hurts to Love You
on Paramount Plus. It is the premiere of that. It's
a two part documentary about Nick Carter from the Backstreet
Boys and his brother Aaron, who passed away in twenty
twenty two. You have the first season finale of Daredevil
Born Again on Disney Plus. Tim Dillon, I'm Your Mother

(23:32):
on Netflix, of course, some bunch of other shows. You've
got The Cleaning Lady Tonight, all your FBI shows. I
can't believe how many FBI shows there are, FBI, FBI International,
FBI Most Wanted. I mean, there's so many FBI shows. Anyway,
that's my Daniel report.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
Thank you for putting that out. You know, we're talking
earlier in the show about how we can be wasteful
and order things we don't need from Amazon. People are
texting in. Still wasn't even in the market for a fan.
Just bought three wu Zoos because of your conversation.

Speaker 16 (24:01):
Sorry, they're just glorious.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
Here's someone else texting it. I'm a nurse trying to
pay off student loans, but totally shopping right now for
a Woozoo. As soon as you said we need a
they have a small, powerful fan. I'm in. I'm always hot.
It'll be here in a week. There you go, so
woo yeah, Woozoo should get in touch with us. Well,
we just sold a buttload of Woozoos for them in Badeh.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
My gosh, seriously.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
But see, as of now, thirty minutes later, I have
not ordered a Woozoo. I'm not gonna get one. I
don't need a Woozoo. Okay, wish me luck y have
a room full of woozoos. Can you imagine what that
would be like that ten woozoos on at the same
time in the same room. Oh wow, how fun? So
necessary in my life? Hey, yesterday morning, we had Jenna

(24:52):
on to play a game, and she she face planted,
just like Jeff Bezos. I don't think she got any
thing right. Maybe one she didn't do well. So Nate
had a good idea. Let's invite Jenna back today or
tomorrow then then, so she's gonna be back on today
to try to redeem herself.

Speaker 14 (25:12):
We've done this, but we've done this in the past, right,
and it hasn't gone well. So let's see how this
works out today. All right, Well, we have a special
game just for Jenna. We're gonna try to get her
on the phone. We're gonna see if she can she
can do a better job today than she did yesterday.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
So Jenna on the way. Let's let's all let's all
send her positive vibes and positive energy. We wanted to win. Also,
Kesha will be on a little bit later today.

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Speaker 1 (26:24):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
You know, it's funny how our conversations go. We don't
when the songs are playing. We talk about anything and everything. Right,
So I just read a story about a scientist is
saying making claims that maple syrup pure maple syrup, you know,
from the trees, the maple, Right, maple syrup could be
a wonder food that helps stave off Alzheimer's and maybe cancer.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Okay, so I mentioned that, and the next thing I hear, gone,
He's like, wow, I would have love some waffles.

Speaker 16 (26:55):
Yes, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Sheason't talking about food since we got here. Yeah, this
is so funny.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
But does one example of how our stream of conversations
go in this room. We could sit here and just
tack on more conversations on top of more conversations for
hours and it never ends. We went from saving lives
and getting rid of cancer in Alzheimer's disease and then

(27:27):
we need waffles. I know it sounds good anyway, so oh,
you know what I read? Also, there is a mathematical
formula for a truly joyful day. Researchers have come up
with this scientific formula for a truly joyful day. Technically

(27:50):
it looks like B D E equals you know what
bd me yes, FAM six plus f R two plus
so one point five plus e x two plus eat one.
Let me tell you what this is. Let me spell
it out. They say, the best day ever equals six
hours with your family okay, okay, plus two hours with friends,

(28:14):
plus one and a half hours of extra socializing, two
hours of exercise, one hour of eating and drinking, less
than six hours of work, indulging in only one hour
of screen time, and no more than a fifteen minute commute.
They say that will make you have the most joyful
day if you just use those numbers.

Speaker 15 (28:35):
That sounds legitimate.

Speaker 20 (28:36):
Yeah, it sounds good, as you said, then done, though
most people work like eight, nine, ten hours.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Again, that's what let's see. Let's see part of the
equation isn't bitching. You've added that to the equation, bitching
and moaning.

Speaker 16 (28:48):
You can't trim the equation.

Speaker 15 (28:50):
You have to trim your life to fit the equation
because that's what makes people happy.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
So they're saying, if you want to have a good day,
you need to be fit, you need to be fun,
and you need to be available with a little relaxation
and indulgence and somehow avoid working or commuting too much.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
What about introverts who don't want to be around anybody.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
Yeah, I don't know. Six hours with family, family, Thank you.
Once again, you've added ten more minutes of bitching and
moting six hours. That's a pretty big.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
Junk right there.

Speaker 15 (29:20):
Well, okay, that equation was great.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Let me go over the numbers again. Yeah, yeah, it
isn't a good balance. If you're with your family then again,
you know, okay, six hours with family, two hours with friends. Yeah,
one and a half hours of extra socializing. What does
that mean? I guess we're work socializing at work. Two
hours of exercise, one hour of eating and drinking, less

(29:45):
than six hours of work, only one hour of screen time,
that's it, and no more than a fifteen minute commute,
and you will have Those will make up a beautiful
day for you.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (29:56):
The only thing I would adjust is that one hour
of eating and drinking.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
I'd like a yeah, a little more eating and drinking.

Speaker 7 (30:02):
So what if you made it an hour and a
half of eating and drinking and then took off a
half hour of screen time. I want to get thirty minutes.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Of or take off that extra socializing, Like I'm going
to six hours my family, two hours with my friend.
What's that extra THINGY think? Give me food for that?

Speaker 7 (30:18):
All right? So can we can we like plug in
things that For instance, I don't have six hours of family. Yeah,
but so do I consider us family? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:27):
And how about your pets? How about time with your pets?
I mean that should be on their family.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Oh yeah, we're sleep on there? Do they have no
se No? I mean there's there's they're assuming you're sleeping,
I guess. Cutting back on social media, getting outside for
some light exercise, make an effort to hang out with
the people you love, and close your laptop when the
workday is done, not when your nervous system collapses and

(30:52):
you're out of energy.

Speaker 13 (30:54):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
They also add it's about choosing presence over productivity and
connect over convenience. We hear every single day someone's saying,
you got to connect more with people. Yeah, the people
you love? And what was it that Barbara Corkran said
the other day? And she's doing okay in life? She

(31:15):
says her happiness comes from surrounding herself with the people
she loves.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Did you see what she did yesterday? She had like
a big networking event at her apartment in New York
City where she had all these amazing women come together
and they they ate with her and stuff. And I
think they're like women who want to be entrepreneurs.

Speaker 15 (31:32):
I don't know these things she was talking about.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
N No, But you should see how beautiful the table
looked in her apartment.

Speaker 7 (31:40):
Oh my goodness, she always had some beautiful table.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
I love her. You've been to her her house right,
her apartment? Oh you have? Oh my god, she has
a a swing hanging from the ceiling in her kitchen.
You can like swing.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Oh wow, it looks like a huge apartment for New York.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
City, You know, it's a big apartment, but it's not
like a like a sex swim, like a sling chair.

Speaker 18 (32:05):
I wouldn't past.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
Yeah, scary with us.

Speaker 20 (32:09):
So okay, let's say I had a job that I
worked ten hours a day and I have an hour
and a half commute. According to this, it does not
fit the equation of happiness. Am I now supposed to
quit my job and find an easier commute and a
better job that's only going to allow me to work
six hours?

Speaker 19 (32:24):
Well?

Speaker 7 (32:24):
I don't know if that's right. I don't know if
that's reality. But what they're saying is if you if
you can whittle it down to get as close as
close as you can't to these hours and these suggestions,
maybe you might be a little happier. To think, just
a thought.

Speaker 15 (32:37):
You're also not like a hard science, right, it's the
best of their ability to guess this is going to
make you happy. If you're somebody who works ten hours
a day and you love your job, that could be
different too, right.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
But again, the headline here is more connection with people
you love and socializing, eating and drinking, which is always great,
cutting back on work if you can, and cutting down
on your screen and on your commute if you can't.

Speaker 15 (33:03):
You know, I think the screen time thing is clutch, huge,
It's so important. I've limited mine now on my phone,
and I am so happy because it tells me you
got it, You're done with this. You've been on here
for an hour, Get off of this, don't look at
it anymore. And it does actually make me happy because
I've noticed when I'm on there, I just look at things.

Speaker 16 (33:20):
I'm like, that's a lie. This is a lie.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
What is going on?

Speaker 15 (33:24):
It's just nuts and I'm better off.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Yeah, Well, we seem to be generally happy people.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Right, Yeah, I think so for the most part.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
And you know, the other day someone else else also
brought up that question I get all the time. Hey,
so when you're going to hang it up, you know,
when are you done with this career or whatever? I'm like, well,
not now, because you know it's it's not an income thing.
Well it is, but it's more of an I This
is where I socialize every morning. Yeah, for six to
ten am. This is our family. We're stuck with each other.
There's no way to get out of this. We're stuck

(33:56):
with each other every single day, five days a week,
and we have you know we have a golf coming
up in a few days, and uh, you know, it'll
be nice to come back and see you guys again. Yeah,
I know that. On the other side of the vacation,
we have our socializing that we do every day right here.
I like that. So in closing, be fit, have fun
and be available, Relax a little bit, indulge a little bit,

(34:18):
avoid working too much and commuting too much. Okay, done,
Thanks for the suggestion. I'll tell you what. We've got
to get Jenna on the phone. Are you ready to
see if she can win a contest today that she
poorly lost yesterday? She did an awful job. Terrible, it's awful.
I'm gonna during the commercial, I'm gonna install a sex
swing in my kitchen. Okay, just like Barbara corkran Has

(34:42):
and nary A. Let's get into the three things we
need to know from Gandhi. We do have a phone
tap on the way. It's not worth anything, but it's
a phone tap. And Kesha, when's Kesha gonna be on
with us?

Speaker 14 (34:51):
She's gonna be on with us in a little over
an hour, Elvis, All right, well, I got to talk
to her.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
She's she's fun. She's a fun time, all right? Three
things from Gandhi, What do I go?

Speaker 19 (35:00):
All right?

Speaker 15 (35:00):
So we were just talking about maple syrup having some
good benefits as far as alzheimer and cancer, and a
new study finds that there could be a link between
CT scans and a.

Speaker 16 (35:08):
Slightly elevated risk of cancer.

Speaker 15 (35:11):
The scans, which exposed patients to radiation, could account for
about five percent of cancers diagnosed each year. Researchers say
there is considerable uncertainty about those estimates, though. The study
was led by researchers at the University of California, San
Francisco and was published Monday in an international medicine journal.
Whooping Cough or whooping Cough, however you would like to
say it, cases are skyrocketing across the country. Cases of

(35:33):
the illness have arisen an astronomer have risen an astronomical
fifteen hundred percent since twenty twenty one. There have been
ten deaths related to the infection so far this year.
Researchers say a decrease in children being vaccinated is what
they believe is to blame for that increase, with less
children receiving the standard vaccines since the COVID nineteen pandemic.

(35:54):
Pro Publica analysis says this is placing a higher risk
than ever for young children of contract potentially deadly diseases.
And finally, a Brooklyn neighborhood is the most in demand
in the entire country. Redfinn puts the Prospect Heights and
Clinton Hill area on top of its twenty twenty five
list of hot neighborhoods following a one hundred and five

(36:16):
percent spike in home sales from just a year ago. Wow,
I know, insane. Rounding out the top three hottest neighborhoods
or Jennison Michigan, and Campton Hills and Saint Charles in Illinois.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
Thank you, Gandhi. You gonna get Jenna on the phone. Yeah,
we'll get her on. Does she know we're putting her
on again today? Okay? Gosh, so Jena. Jenna was on yesterday.
I don't know if you heard her. She lost big
time in an incredible music game that Gandhi put together.
We're gonna see if she can redeem herself. Let's all
root for her, send her your positive vibes. We want

(36:51):
her to win. That's the key. We don't want her
to lose, even though someone here in the room did
say a few minutes ago, would they be really fine
if you lost again today?

Speaker 6 (36:57):
I no, no, we won't say who that was.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Nate.

Speaker 15 (37:00):
I was going see you get it in my voice,
but it wasn't me.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
Yeah. So well, let's get Jenna and see how she
does coming out. What's up, Hi, I'm Sam Smith.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
This is Stevie Exa.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
This jeron on the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
Yeah, I get ready for Kesha. She'll be on to
talk about everything about Kesha. She has her tour coming
up with Scissors sisters. Looking forward to hearing more about that. Also,
let's see we have a phone tamp on the way.
Let's get Jenna on. If you were with us yesterday.
Jenna came on a right right around this time to
play one of Gandhi's music games. I think it was
songs that were hits ten years ago, is what the

(37:39):
game was?

Speaker 8 (37:40):
Right?

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Yeah, and Jenna, I don't know if you recall, but
you didn't do very well.

Speaker 19 (37:45):
I recall.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Good morning, well.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Good morning. We loved your spirit. We loved you so much.
As a matter of fact, we wanted to bring you
back today to see if you could win something today. See,
that's that's.

Speaker 18 (37:59):
How much made my whole day.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
That alone made my whole day that you invited me back.

Speaker 18 (38:03):
I'm already thrilled to be here.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Okay, good, Well. The key is to win, though, I mean,
some people say it's not really if you win or
lose it till you play the game. No, it's you
need to win, is what this is.

Speaker 16 (38:14):
Yeah, I heard that buzzer in my sleep.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
All right, Oh no, now, yeah, Scary was getting tired
of hitting that buzzer. He hit it a lot with
you yesterday. Do you remember Do you remember exactly what
happened why you didn't win that music game yesterday?

Speaker 6 (38:32):
I think I'm just better with artists.

Speaker 18 (38:34):
I knew every single artist.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
The song names were just like not sticking in my brain.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
But you knew the songs. They were familiar to you.

Speaker 18 (38:42):
I have all of them, I own all of them.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
Okay, all right, all right, tell Jenna what we're doing today.
Let's see if she can redeem herself.

Speaker 15 (38:50):
So connections can be tricky because it could be the song,
it could be something about the song, it could be
the artist, but something about these four pieces of audio
is a connection. So you just have to guess what
connection is.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
What could go wrong? Jenna? It's right, it's right there
in front of you. It's very simple. So these four
pieces of sound have something in common. It may not
be that there's songs. It could be who sang them,
or it could be anything. The lyrics could lead you
to a connection between the four pieces of I don't know.
So are you ready, Jenna? This is your connections. Listen closely.

Speaker 18 (39:23):
I know none bla, oh we.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Need is somebody kind of space?

Speaker 18 (39:32):
And all right?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
You name thinking?

Speaker 21 (39:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Those four sound they're from ten years ago?

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Okay, well and yesterday okay, So put that together in
a sentence. What is what is your answer? What are
those four pieces of sound have in common?

Speaker 6 (39:54):
They're all ten years old?

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Okay? Is that what we're looking for? That's more to it.
But there's another connection with those four songs. Not only
are they from ten years ago? Do you know what
else is the connection?

Speaker 6 (40:13):
I didn't get any of them right yesterday.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
Yesterday Gandhi found four of the songs, the ten songs
from yesterday and put them in that one connection. So
the answer was, there's songs that were hits ten years
ago and they're all part of the contest yesterday.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, so I got that. You got it.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
Excellent thinking, Gandhi, was you thought you were gonna flip her?
Maybe a little bit, You're gonna like.

Speaker 15 (40:40):
I wasn't sure based on how she did yesterday, but
I kind of wanted to toss her a softball there.
So I'm glad you got it, Jenna, because that would
have been real bad if you didn't.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
Yeah, I really care. What do you have for a friend,
Jenna today?

Speaker 14 (40:52):
Well, we have the full Elvis Duran apparel line thanks
to Hackensack Merity in Health.

Speaker 7 (40:57):
How about that?

Speaker 6 (40:57):
Why don't we make it seem like the four Caroline,
Like there's sweatpants and a T shirt and a jacket,
like it's two things.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 14 (41:07):
I tried to make it sound big and glorious, and
Danielle just crap.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
All over it.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
That's the thing.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
When the box comes, I get very excited. I'm like,
oh my god, I got the full apparel line. Open
the box, take out a shirt and a seatshirt.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
I mean, it's very nice, but that's all we have.
That's the full apparel line. That's all we have all.

Speaker 14 (41:28):
Are you over here in your Ivory tower with your
Amazon boxes?

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Jenna, I hope you enjoy that Elvistra Morning Show wardrobe
that we're sending here in your size. Well, no promises
about the size thing. We'll do our best.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Well, Jenna, thank you, you did it. We may now
release you into the wild. You may go live your life.
And you've you've just deserved a life too, so get
out of you. Anyway. We have some swag on the way, Jenna,
hold on one second, and thanks for listening to it
to us. That's great. That was a good idea.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
Yeah, that was cool.

Speaker 15 (42:03):
I'm glad you got it, Thank God, thank God.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
All right, all right, you have another connection for today,
do you not?

Speaker 16 (42:09):
I don't have another connection, but I have another audio game.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Oh okay, the full audio game. Though, maybe we'll get
into that a little bit. All right, all right, we
already did the three things we need to. I guess
we're getting into the phone tap here? Were taking any break?
What do we doing? Take a break there? All right?
We have a phone tap coming up, and it's you
don't get anything. You don't win a full line of
our apparel. You don't get any money. Just a phone
tap and we're I guess less than an hour away
from Kesha right around there, Yeah, just about an hour

(42:33):
all right. We can't wait to hear what she has
to say, so hang on. Busy day today.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
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Speaker 7 (42:41):
I want to read his nuts one because she gave
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Speaker 7 (42:47):
Well what is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah,
Ab says stop eating during the podcast.

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You're gonna love this one, Dear Elvis Duran. I'm sixteen
years old. I love your show. I have my drivers
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drive with and where I go. I've been nothing but
a good girl all my life, but I think my
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my friend's car to meet my friends down the shore

(43:36):
for the day. So here's what we'll do. Let's tell
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Samantha is gonna start the call, and then Danielle is
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(43:57):
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Speaker 8 (44:02):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Sandy there, Please can you.

Speaker 13 (44:04):
Hold on one second?

Speaker 6 (44:05):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
Mom?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, I borrowed Josh's car and I got lost going
down to the beach and I crashed into someone's garden
and Wan was freaking out. She just ran into house
called the police.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Sam, What what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
She's calling the police And I just wanted to call
you first and tell you before they told where are you, Irish?
I'm on the way to the beach. I don't even
know where I am, Mom, But.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
You had to work at one. It's twelve o'clock, I.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Know, but I don't have work. I lied to you
and I didn't know how to get there, and he
gave you lie to me. I'm sorry. Mom.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Wow, what do you want me to do for you? Now? Sam,
give me the lady on the phone.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Okay, hold on, I'm going to get her. Hold on.

Speaker 8 (44:44):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
My mom is my mom? Hold on?

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Miss Yes, Okay, listen, I'm going to take care of this.
I'm her mom. Yeah, and I'm going to take care
of whatever just happened. I'm at work. I don't know
what going on.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
If you can just yeah, I'll tell you what's going on.
We're in Asberry. I don't know what the hell she's thinking.
She crashed into my garden. I have tomatoes growing, I
have contunuas growing, I have cucumbers growing. And I don't
got anything anymore because she ruined it all.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Okay, Okay, give me your address, miss please.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
I'm gonna call the cops.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
You don't need to come down and get her, Okay,
Miss listen, I'm gonna beg you now. My daughter did
a terrible thing. She's a really good girl. She's a
great student.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
She's not a good girl.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Okay, but I'm going to take care of I really
would love if you didn't call the cops. I will
do anything you say, well, how.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
About you come over and you plant the seeds for me.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Miss I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
I'm asking. That's one way to resolve it.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
You I will do that. I'll make her do that.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
No, not make her do that. You do that. I
a shovel and get over here.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
She made a big mistake. Did you do you have
any children?

Speaker 12 (45:49):
No?

Speaker 6 (45:49):
I don't have children for this reason.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Okay, Well I'm trying. I was trying to make it right.
But if you need to call the police, then you
do what you have to do. But I'm going to
call the police too.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Oh I really need So she went into her house,
get sweatpants. She wants me to freaking plant her garden.
She just speed away. Now she's in her house.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Get in that car and lock the door.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
But I have her phone.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
I have to take the phone on the floor. Getting
your car.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
She wants me to go to shop right and file
her man.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Get in the car and pull out of there. You
have lost everything that you've earned. You're not allowed out
for the next two years. I talking is a bad neighborhood.
You're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Okay, I'm in the car.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Okay, Now I want you to drive away from that house.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
It's not starting.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Well, your car is not starting. It's smashed.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
What we'll nine one one right now.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Mom, Okay, she just wants to talk to you. She
just came to the car.

Speaker 16 (46:37):
She's hello.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
Yes, listen, we can settle this if she just goes
to shop right and buys the seeds.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
I know she can't go to shop right. Just she's
calling nine one one.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
I'm gonna take her a shop right. She will buy it.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
I do not take her to shop right.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
She'll pick them up, she'll plan them. She'll be home
by dinner time.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
She's not getting in a car with a Stranger's.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Got a stranger.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
She ran over my garden. We know each other.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Well, Now can I talk to her? Hold on, take
the phone, Comantha, do not get in her car.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Okay, I get it.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
But what do I you call right now?

Speaker 7 (47:14):
Okay, you got that?

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Get the phone?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Mom?

Speaker 6 (47:17):
What I got one more thing to tell you? You
do it to just phone tapped you?

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Oh my god, you're kidding you.

Speaker 15 (47:26):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
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Speaker 21 (48:05):
Jesus, show me it's gonna be m.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I want to be nowhere, but here, wish.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
I'm gonna be one is the space?

Speaker 12 (48:30):
Wanna be tangled in baptist your power to be close.

Speaker 15 (48:34):
To your face.

Speaker 21 (48:35):
Tomorrow's candy some time is this place to the sun
is Storway a magnet on me?

Speaker 8 (48:43):
I don't care what they say.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
We can do it our way.

Speaker 21 (48:47):
In the Dorchester game, come and play.

Speaker 12 (48:54):
The part.

Speaker 14 (48:56):
Show me.

Speaker 22 (49:04):
Much.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
I want to get lost in your oceans and town.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
I want to be careless and freak.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
I want to live with the marmish, be found back.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I wanna be our best.

Speaker 21 (49:35):
You seek to mark and way It's time in this
place till the sun is away, and be like a
magnet on me.

Speaker 8 (49:43):
I don't care what they say.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
We can do it our way.

Speaker 12 (49:47):
And the Plorchester again, come and play on the tonight.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I just want to tell you today.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I've heard all these people say I have been listening
to you for years.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
I have not been listening to you all for years.

Speaker 23 (50:46):
I've only been listening to you all for about too much.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Wow, Like no have cracked me up, and I just think.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, Elvis, Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
That's still crazy to me how people have been for
twenty nine years. We've been around that long, and then
we still get new people coming through the door like her.
I mean I love that. So Texas, Now, how long
have you been listening to us? I just want to
get a little general idea. Texas at fifty five one hundred,
I know, let's go around the room. Kesha's coming on
in a few minutes. By the way, I will tell

(51:20):
you ahead of time. We had to edit her up
a little bit. Kesha's got a potty mouth, I mean,
almost as bad as Danielle's. Almost.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Oh you know what, she really did give me a
run for my money. I got to say, she really did.

Speaker 7 (51:33):
So we're going to clean it up and have her on.
It's just a few minutes. She's going out on tour.
She'll be here in New York at the Garden, which
is Wow. If you play the garden, you've made it.
So we love Kesha. She's out doing it on her own,
and she's so proud of her work, and I want
to hear her talk about it. You'll hear that in
a few minutes. Let's go round the room. Well, by
the way, if you want to hear the full unedited
Kesha video, it'll be on YouTube with all the cursing everything,

(51:58):
So I'll tell you how to watch that, but later on.
All right, let me start with you, Gandi, what's on
your mind today?

Speaker 6 (52:02):
All right?

Speaker 15 (52:03):
I one of my favorite quotes is from Bill ny
He says, everybody you will ever meet knows something that
you do not.

Speaker 16 (52:09):
And I learned that so much yesterday.

Speaker 15 (52:11):
And I think it's really important to just talk to
people when you are out and about and doing things,
especially if you're in an environment where you don't know
a ton of people. Just talk to someone around you,
and I bet you would be fascinated to find out
what they know.

Speaker 16 (52:23):
That you don't know. And I think it's a really
good thing to just carry with you every day.

Speaker 7 (52:26):
Talk to people. Would you hang out with yesterday? What'd
you learn from them?

Speaker 24 (52:29):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (52:29):
Man?

Speaker 15 (52:30):
I learned so many things. Yesterday I went to it.

Speaker 16 (52:32):
It's like a weed speak easy type place.

Speaker 15 (52:35):
But there are so many people down there, including artists
who do glass blowing, and they made these pieces that
are tens of thousands of dollars, and just what goes
into marketing behind certain clothing brands. Because there was a
head of development for a really nice clothing brand there
and it was just fascinating. And Brandon said to me,
because he was with me, I never would have learned
any of that stuff if you weren't there, because you're
so talkative. And I thought, man, talking to people is

(52:57):
a very important thing to do. Just talk, get to
know someone. You'd be surprised.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
I love that everyone has something to discover. I love that. Nate,
what are you doing? Okay?

Speaker 14 (53:07):
So one hundred and sixty years ago today, do you
know what happened? Oh, that was not that long ago.
Abraham Lincoln died. It would have been one hundred and
sixty years ago yesterday that he was assassinated in Ford's
Theater by Elvis.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
Do you know who? John Will's Booth? Very good?

Speaker 14 (53:26):
Okay, So just to put this in a perspective, John
Wilkes Booth was an actor that would have been like
the equivalent of Matthew McConaughey assassinating the president. Today, people
waking up and reading the headlines that this famous actor
shot the president blew people's mind. So just put that
in a perspective. A very famous actor, I don't know,
Timothy Shalliman, wow, shooting somebody famous. That would have been

(53:47):
the equivalent of back then, John Wilkes booth taken out
the president. Just goes to show you how crazy this
world is.

Speaker 15 (53:54):
Sometimes, right, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
By the way, the Titanic sank one hundred and thirteen
years ago.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
Twelve wow today? Yeah, well back to you. You're talking
how the world is a crazy world today? They said,
oh god, the world's gotten crazy. Well, obviously it was
crazy way back then too. I mean, my god, I
can't think of anything crazier than that.

Speaker 15 (54:12):
Famous crazy watch your mouth mate?

Speaker 7 (54:14):
Oh god did I?

Speaker 19 (54:16):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (54:16):
Yeah, this justin Timothy Shallow murdered someone. Yeah, Danielle, what's
up with you today?

Speaker 19 (54:23):
So?

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Oh my gosh, I just had a total brain far
because I was talking about the Titanic. Oh oh, I
know what I wanted to talk about. So has anyone
in your been to h smart before.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
No no.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
So it is a an Asian store which sells a
lot of Asian products and the age Smart by Me
in the Parameter area. Oh my gosh. They have mochi
nut donuts in the back like a motion nut, home
glazed waffle, hold on toasted marshmallow. They have a new

(54:55):
tele one. I couldn't have that one because of the chocolate,
but the toasted marshmallow one was amazing. They have like
foods that they make just in there. The produce is insane.
I was like a kid in a candy store. I
have never been in an h Mark before, and I
am absolutely obsessed.

Speaker 18 (55:10):
Scary.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
You would forget love it.

Speaker 9 (55:12):
And I love the sound of it. Just think about it.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
And you love these mochiut donuts. I never had one
before and they were delicious. So yeah, shout out to
the h Mart. I'll be back.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
All right, there's one near me right now. You gotta go.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 7 (55:28):
I'm going. I'm there. I'll meet you to h Mark.
What's up with you today? Scary?

Speaker 20 (55:35):
So I'm trying to be true to my promise that
I made to myself a couple of years ago, where
I try to go to new places when we go
on vacation and not the same three destinations over and
over again. So I'm exploring Tenor Reef in the Canary
Islands because they're saying that it's like one of the
warmer places to go in late April. So I can't
wait to do that. The only thing is I know

(55:56):
absolutely nothing about it. I know there's a beach, I
know there's night life, and I know the place of
Sting is gonna.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Have a pool nice.

Speaker 9 (56:02):
But I'm kind of a little nervous because I like.

Speaker 20 (56:05):
To have the lay of the land that I like
to quote have a guy, you know, boots on the ground.
So if you know anybody in ten A Reef that
can make sure that I'm good, let me tell get
in touch, you know, because that's.

Speaker 15 (56:16):
The boogiest request.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
Boots on the ground in tener Reef. It's easy. Good
to help me out, you know, asking you'll get you
know what, we have such huge audience. Someone out there
is gonna be your guy. It is a boozy requests
I'm going to Tenerief anyone owned by Spain. I learned that,
all right, all right, well it's hip hop scary, but
it's scary. It's good to spread your wings and go

(56:43):
do things that aren't make you a little uncomfortable. So
good for you. We're very proud of you. Hate producer
sandwich up with you.

Speaker 16 (56:51):
You know, I love a pair of shoes so much
if I buy it secondhand because I hate feet, but
I love the rifting and I love these like you
you know, Poshmark and Real Real and all these things.
I got a new pair of shoes that everybody hates
except for Abby, and that's how I know they are awesome.
And I bought them secondhand, which yeah, I agree is
kind of gross, but I don't care. I love them

(57:12):
and I would not have bought them full price, So
I encourage her.

Speaker 15 (57:15):
Those are cool, Abby and Elvis good I've got I
told you they were cute this morning.

Speaker 16 (57:19):
Cute for me, Well yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
Wow, Danielle, I know what that means. But Sam and
I have a love hate with our shoes for each other.

Speaker 16 (57:30):
I encourage everyone to go shop secondhand or thrift because
you're doing your wallet in the environment of favor, and
you might be able to buy something you couldn't buy
a full price.

Speaker 18 (57:38):
It's great.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
So there's those I guess shoes wouldn't be secondhand, they'd
be a second foot.

Speaker 16 (57:43):
I can't stand.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
I don't know if I could wear someone else's shoes,
you stinky feet's bin And that's kind of freaking out.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I know.

Speaker 16 (57:50):
I alcohol swabbed it and told myself we're all good.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Now, we're fine.

Speaker 7 (57:54):
Did everyone go? I think we were around the room
with everyone. I think we're good. Danielle, Yes, it's your turn,
all right.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
So lady Gogga, Bruno Mars are still on top, Die
with the smile, just scored a sixteenth week at number
one on the Billboard Global two hundred, so congratulations to them.
Charlie XCX was she shading Green Day while attending a
coach Jella after party, So she shared a photo online
that showed her dressed up to party in a white

(58:22):
mini dress and a silk sash that read miss should
be headliner. So now everybody's thinking, huh, did she take
a little swipe at Green Day because they were actually
the headliners and does she think she should be a headliner?
And that made a lot of fans, of course, take
the social and discuss it, a lot of them thinking, yeah,
she should be the headliner, So there you go. Billie Eilish,

(58:45):
she was talking to Vogue Magazine. She was answering questions
from her peers like Charlie XCX, Sabrina Carpenter, Nicki Minaj
and Nicki Minaj's question at one point hinted that she
thought Billy might be a bit uncomfortable with how beautiful
she was, and it made Billie Eilish really open up,
and she said, you know, Nikki, this question made me

(59:06):
tear up. I've never really felt very beautiful or seen
myself in that way. She says, I've really had to
convince myself that I am beautiful. And then she said
being a woman is hard. Every time I see Billy Eilish,
she is she is beautiful, absolutely gorgeous. So she definitely
needs to think that about herself. So Lil nas x

(59:27):
I talked about this this morning, and he has lost
control of the right side of his face. He has
paralysis going on. He's in the hospital right now. He
did take to social he was joking about it. He
was laughing. He said, please don't be sad for me,
shake your ass for me. Instead.

Speaker 18 (59:42):
We don't know.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
What's going on. I mean, there's a lot of things.
It could be. It could be Bill's palsy, it could
be Ramsey Hunt syndrome. We don't know. They're probably doing
a lot of testing right now, so we will find out.
But our best is going out too, Lil nas X.
So have you watched yesterday? No, a lot of us did.
People like Katie Perry, Gale King, Jeff Bezo, this fiancee
Lauren Sanchez successfully completed their space flight yesterday. It was

(01:00:05):
ten minutes long. They flew to an altitude of sixty
two miles, just above what's called the Carmen line, which
is the edge of the Earth's atmosphere. We did get
to see inside the capsule. We got to see them
flying around when there were zero gravity and everything. And
after touching back down, Katie said that she felt super
connected to love. She said that during the flight she

(01:00:25):
sang what a wonderful World instead of one of her
own songs because she was thinking of Uncle Johnny. No,
she didn't say that part, but I just added that.
And she said, this is not about us, It's not
about me, she said, It's about the collective energy and
a mirror. It's the benefit of the Earth, and it's
about all of us together. So there you go. What
are we watching? We've got Oh, actually, no, I got

(01:00:46):
one more thing for you. The Hollywood Reporter puts together
a list of some of the most memorable food moments
in movies, and I will give you the top five
and you see if you agree. Number five was ratituy
the moment when the food critic takes a bite out
of the rats ratituey dish I love. Number four was
Elf Buddy, the ELF's breakfast of spaghetti, lots of syrup,

(01:01:08):
chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and crushed pop tarts. Remember No.

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
One.

Speaker 16 (01:01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Number three was pulp fiction Samuel L. Jackson's Royale with
cheese line. Also Lady in the Tramp was number two
of the classic spaghetti and meatball scene. Of course, who
can forget that? And they say number one? What do
you think? Number one is when Harry Mitzli Here you go,
when Harry met Sally the whole I'll have what she's
having seen? You know that whole scene if you don't
just google it. Now, what are we watching? Let's see

(01:01:33):
the Carters hurts to Love You On Paramount Plus. It's
a two part documentary about Nick Carter from the Backstreet
Boys and his brother Aaron, who unfortunately has passed away,
Dared Devil Born Again on Disney, plus Tim Dillon on
Your Mother on Netflix and all of your FBI shows
and just for Scottie the Cleaning Ladies on tonight. And
that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
So I heard someone having a conversation somewhere, I don't know, Instagram,
somewhere TikTok. What is something you would never buy even
if it was discounted by ninety nine point ninety nine percent?
Something you would never.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
Purchase every Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
For meth uh. You see what else is on an
Apple watch?

Speaker 15 (01:02:12):
Really?

Speaker 11 (01:02:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
Really? Because I don't wear watches, don't I don't either.
I'm with you, scary, I'm with you on that one.
Used underwears on this list to see a trip down
to see a trip down below to see the wreck
of the Titanic. Don't want to go do that, black licorice.
I'll never bund that. But here's one that I find interesting.
You see these on Instagram and TikTok a lot. These influencers, well,

(01:02:36):
they in one way or another, get rich scheme influencers.
They're like eighteen years old and you're living in a
forty five million dollar house. Yeah, with fifteen Lamborghinis and
you know out front? Is it real?

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Now? They rent a lot of that.

Speaker 15 (01:02:52):
So I'm saying, I'm so sick of social media because
a picture says a thousand words, but not truthful work, right.
It just gives you nonsense all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
And there's this one guy. He seems like a nice guy.
He's you know, he bought a plane. He says he
bought a plane. He sends his mom and dad around
the world, bought them a house. I don't know what does.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
He make his money? Does he say how he made it?

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
Well, some people have this thing where they sell items
online that they don't have in a in a warehouse.
They they're like a middleman salesperson that drop stuff. Yeah
maybe I don't know, but I don't know how You're
gonna buy forty five million dollar house off that. But
maybe I'm wrong? Am I in the wrong business? Are
we doing the wrong thing? Clearly?

Speaker 15 (01:03:33):
I think for every one of those people that is
actually doing something like that, there are fifty that lie
and say they are just so that they get the
clicks and engagement online. Because that's how they're planning to
make their money is from their social media profile.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
Okay, but let's say you do send them, you know, money,
and they send you their get rich kit? What is that?
Has anyone done? I want to hear from you if
you've done it? Well, I don't know. I want to
I don't. I'm gonna buy one of these things unless
I know what it is. Well, you might get rich,
why know? But but doing what that's the let's find out.

(01:04:09):
I'll chip in. Okay, tell you what.

Speaker 15 (01:04:12):
Six this pamphlet they get rich, that's what it is.

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
They get rich, trying to make me think they're gonna
make me rich.

Speaker 6 (01:04:20):
Yes, it scam because there's always like the little line
on the bottom that says, you know, you may not
get rich from this. You know, you gotta follow every
single thing.

Speaker 19 (01:04:28):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
I'll give you another example. Danielle Gandhi. What that that
Irish kid? He is always he has a bodyguard with
him everywhere he goes and he gets into fights with people.
Jack something, Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:04:39):
He's got such a punchable face he has.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
Yeah, Jack Doherty is that his name?

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
How do you get all that money?

Speaker 15 (01:04:45):
He was a streamer wasn't he in like a gamer
and did a lot of stuff online?

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:04:50):
I think he did the other.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
Day there's a video of him hanging out with these
ten really hot chicks as he called them. He paid
them to come over just to hang out with him.

Speaker 6 (01:04:59):
Wow, well do that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
And as they were leaving, he was giving them an
envelope I guess cash, thanks for coming by. Wow. I
don't know, but he has all that money, He's got mansions,
he's got bodyguards with him, and he's always rolling video
and beating people up for having them beat up. Remember
he I think he totalled his lambeau.

Speaker 15 (01:05:19):
Yes, he got in a really bad car accident.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
While he was live. He was on live. I don't know,
it's yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:05:25):
So he started as a kickstreamer and YouTuber okay, yeah,
performs and pranks if you want to.

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
They say he makes ten million dollars a year doing
what he might.

Speaker 10 (01:05:33):
Would make that money, though, whats do make a lot
of money just streaming?

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
That's it. We we're streaming right now, aren't we.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
Where's right?

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
Where's our ten million dollars?

Speaker 16 (01:05:43):
Different?

Speaker 15 (01:05:44):
We don't make people pay to listen to us? We sure,
but we don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
Yeah, okay, all right, just wondering. Okay, So the question
was what would you buy even if it was discounted?
Ninety nine point nine nine percent?

Speaker 15 (01:05:55):
Would or what wouldn't we?

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Would you not Crocs? I see, I would buy Crocks.
I would get this, Yeah, absolutely Crocs? All right, text
me on that. At fifty five one. People are texting
in to let us know how long they've been listening.
A lot of people have been listening since the very
beginning with twenty nine years ago. A lot of people
just now starting to listen to us right now. There
are people listening to us right now for the very
first time. Hi, welcome, come on here. How do I

(01:06:19):
describe what we're doing here to you?

Speaker 15 (01:06:23):
You don't consciousness, You'll hear it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
You're hearing it now. If you just turned us off
for the very first time, you were wondering what are
these guys about? I really have no answer. What is
our answer? Who are these people? We try to entertain
you by doing what talking about? Trying to entertain you? Yeah,
it's the same as those people selling you their kids
to get rich. They're getting rich by selling you kids
to make you rich.

Speaker 15 (01:06:46):
Yes, it's genius.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
Okay, so welcome to the party. Okay, Kesha, we got
to talk about Kesha. We invited Kesha up here and
we talked about all sorts of great things with her.
The reason why I'm being transparent letting you know she's
not live today is because Samantha Sam producer Sam had
to go back and really edit a lot of stuff
in this interview because Kesha just speaks how Kesha speaks.

(01:07:10):
She doesn't think about what could happen to our show.
If you know, the F word slipped out fifty five times.
Even the name of her tour, I'm not even quite
sure we can say the name of the tour on
the on the show, can we No? Nope, boobs Out,
it's the boobs Out Tour.

Speaker 6 (01:07:26):
The boobs Out.

Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
Well that's not what it's called, but you know what. Anyway,
we got to get Kesha in here in since the
second But what's your favorite Keisha song? We played one
earlier for Danielle. What else you got?

Speaker 19 (01:07:36):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:07:36):
I'm really liking her new one?

Speaker 18 (01:07:37):
You be kaye?

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
Oh yeah, we played that a few minutes ago. That's
how good went. Okay, let's play that scary push the button.
We are who we are is Kesha coming on next
and we playing this thing next? The editing, Kesha covering
up next.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
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See live from the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
Kesha just rolled in. Hi, Kesha, We have so much
to talk about.

Speaker 18 (01:09:01):
It was so much that's happening.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
Okay, So let's start with the fact that last time
you sat in this chair and we talked. You talked
about this weird museum in California with a man's skull
in a box. Oh yeah, yeah, do you still have
this skull?

Speaker 18 (01:09:15):
Oh? I didn't have the skull.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
Did you you stole it?

Speaker 18 (01:09:18):
No, I didn't steal it. I got to see the
dead man's head in the box bow, which was kind
of wild.

Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
People were wild.

Speaker 15 (01:09:24):
I totally thought it was like an Indiana Jones situation
where she smuggled it out.

Speaker 18 (01:09:27):
And now, I mean I would, but Okay, I don't
know what kind of karma that brings.

Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
That was a nice conversation. Let's pick it up from there.

Speaker 18 (01:09:36):
A lot has happened, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
And a lot will happen in the next several moments. Okay,
let's talk about the upcoming studio album.

Speaker 18 (01:09:44):
Yes, let's do it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
Okay. Let's talk about your tour this summer with Scissor Sisters.

Speaker 16 (01:09:47):
We all love tour.

Speaker 18 (01:09:52):
And we're going to take I mean, I'm going to
take my I can't speak for everybody. That's a reason
that mine aren't coming.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
My twenty year old is gonna be like, Mom, can
you get me second front exactly?

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
I mean this this show has everything you got the sisters.
You got sister sisters, you got your out. I hear
they're serving hot dogs.

Speaker 15 (01:10:11):
Oh yeah, free ones, free, let's go.

Speaker 16 (01:10:15):
Yeah, where'd you read that?

Speaker 15 (01:10:17):
Right here on the bio bio in the bio.

Speaker 18 (01:10:20):
Then I guess there's free hot time.

Speaker 7 (01:10:22):
As you were coming into the building, a friend mine
down the hall ran up the hole said there's this
crazy dressed lady downstairs taking pictures with people. I went, oh, Kesh,
is here. You always wear the best wardrobe. You always
look so fun.

Speaker 18 (01:10:36):
Do you remember today? I woke up and I was like,
all right, team, we're gonna go really like casual. I
just don't know how Okay, I don't know why anyone would.
I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
It's beautiful, it always is. You're a walking piece of art,
and that's what. That's all that matters. So which makes
me think about it back in the day when you
would have you'd have the stylist come in to work
you and do your stuff. There was a story you
told a long time ago about this Michael Jackson event
in London. You went to.

Speaker 18 (01:11:07):
Oh yeah, okay, so it was like one of my
first red carpets and I was going to see them
Michael Jackson documentary and it was this big premiere and
the stylist came in. She showed me this dress and
it was just like such a basic bitch dress. I
was like, you think I have a basic bitch but
like all right, she was like, you can have one
of these two basic dresses. And I was like, okay,

(01:11:27):
I'll take the purple basic one. And then I'm like
you can go now, and then I called my booty call.
We had fun for like an hour, and then I
was like, all right, now I got the moxie, give
me the T shirt. And so I throw a T
shirt on top of this like basic bitch dress and
it's like an iconic photo.

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
Now it's everywhere.

Speaker 18 (01:11:45):
Nobody knows that. That's like just got laid hair that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:53):
Never before told except for that other time. All right, okay,
let's get to work. Oh by the way, can we
play this tea pain sound.

Speaker 9 (01:12:03):
He's on.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
He's on the single with you with You we Love?
So he recorded his part of the song on Twitch.
Did you did you?

Speaker 12 (01:12:11):
He did?

Speaker 18 (01:12:11):
I didn't know that it's right.

Speaker 7 (01:12:13):
Here, this is what we have.

Speaker 18 (01:12:14):
Let's go.

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
Will they hear this?

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
I just put up the Pine of Grand A couple
of brand.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
I need to im about. You don't even hear that.
I love him.

Speaker 18 (01:12:40):
What a crazy bastard. He's just doing that in front
of everybody. That's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:12:46):
He's always been really famous for his auto tune this
and that but off a bottle tune. He's got a
great voice.

Speaker 18 (01:12:51):
He's a genius. He's hilarious. He's a great voice. He's
so kind. I like, I stand t Pain.

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
Let's all stand for TEA winner for I stand him
and I stand for him.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Was the first winner for the Mass Singer t page.

Speaker 7 (01:13:08):
I think he was the monster.

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
Wasn't he the monster? I think so? And I could
he an amazing voice.

Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
Okay, So when's the album coming out? Though? The whole album?

Speaker 18 (01:13:15):
The album is coming out on July fourth, Independence Day, baby.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
Okay, I like that. Yeah, let's talk about the tour
so out with Scissor Sisters. I love them. I've always
loved them me too, I know. So it's called the
It's out tour.

Speaker 18 (01:13:29):
Or you can call it tatas out.

Speaker 15 (01:13:32):
You can use a medical term though, so we can
call it the breasts out here and make it weird
because we can.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
We can say penis because it's the medical term.

Speaker 18 (01:13:39):
Let's change the name penis out.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
How fun, though, I mean, are you ready for a
summer of all that work.

Speaker 18 (01:13:51):
I'm the CEO of my own record label. I produced,
and I wrote, and I sang every song on this album.
I have full and complete artistic and created control for
the first time in my life. I'm thirty eight years
old and I've been doing this since I was like
eight years old, so it has taken me this long
to actually be in control of what I put out

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and the image and everything, the voice, everything, It's all
up to me. And so yes, I'm ready.

Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
There she goes.

Speaker 16 (01:14:18):
How good does it feel?

Speaker 18 (01:14:20):
It just kind of it feels like I have been
like battling for this moment, like my life depended on
it for my whole life, because I kind of have been,
so it feels really good. It's like taking some getting
used to to be like I am the boss of everything.

Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
I'm excited for you.

Speaker 18 (01:14:34):
I'm really excited you have to come and put pis.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
I can't wait for the t show.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
That's how it usually works.

Speaker 21 (01:14:41):
March.

Speaker 7 (01:14:42):
I will say this, A lot of people are listening
to this right now, hearing you and they know your
story obviously, and they're like in their lives, like they're thinking, well,
is if she can do it, I should try to
do it. Someone who's living this life, listening to this
right now, where they are held back for whatever reason,
or they're holding themselves back for whatever reason. No one
can make the decision for you. No one can fix

(01:15:03):
that except for yourself. And it can be a long
drawn out battle or just start working on it right now,
you know.

Speaker 18 (01:15:09):
Yeah, I mean, it's just listening to yourself. For me,
it's like listening to what feels right and like trusting
yourself in little ways. And you have the right to
like be exactly who you are today, and you should
fight for that person to feel free.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
Give yourself permission to be in charge of yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Yeah, you got.

Speaker 7 (01:15:31):
You gotta actually give yourself permission, and you gotta let
yourself off the hook.

Speaker 18 (01:15:34):
With a lot of messy, Like it might be kind
of messy. I look back in my career sometimes I'm like,
oh my god, I look at some red carpet pictures
and I just am like, Wow, that lives on the
internet forever, everything, forever.

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
Nothing you can do about that.

Speaker 18 (01:15:47):
Now, there's nothing I can, and like, there are some
days I wish there was somebody I could pay to
really wipe that Internet.

Speaker 7 (01:15:53):
No, you can't, because that's a part of that's a
part of you. What are you showing?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Oh my god, that's just light.

Speaker 18 (01:15:59):
Oh my god, it's like everyone thought my hair was
like it's a that was like I was getting laid
a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
It's something about remember that. Did you hear that movie? Okay,
we'll leave it right there.

Speaker 15 (01:16:17):
So we're talking about everything living forever. And you've said
that when you write a song, it's like a piece
of you becomes immortal. It stays there forever. A moment
in your life. Looking back at a very long career,
are there immortalized moments of your life that you're like,
you know what, damn it, I'd like to delete that one.

Speaker 18 (01:16:30):
Not they're like beyond there are years and I'm like, wow,
you shouldn't have left the house, but like, what am
I going to do? I think that's part of like
the growth and growing is also acceptance. Like that's why
I'm just fine if it's a little messy, because life
is messy and I'm just here for like I'm here

(01:16:53):
to be authentic I'm not trying to play like I
have it all figured out, but I just think the
most radical thing we can do is love ourselves. I
love each other when we have no control over anything
else that's happening out there. I think that's the most
like political radical thing we can do. And that includes
the pictures that I hate of myself, the songs that
I cringe at. Oh my god, there are songs I

(01:17:15):
put out that I no, no, no, no, they're there.
You can hear them specific attention.

Speaker 16 (01:17:27):
I hate them so much.

Speaker 15 (01:17:27):
I don't even perform those songs anymore.

Speaker 18 (01:17:30):
I don't know that's a fun exercise. Maybe I'm like try.
There are some songs that I really have a hard
time with that I am gonna perform on this tour
because I'm doing an active service for the audience. I
am wanting them to have the best night of their
life every single night. Like I'm playing MSG for the
first time in my career. Got the Garden, Yeah, that's amazing, congratulations, thank.

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
You, that's awesome, right.

Speaker 18 (01:17:55):
And like I want to go in there with I
just want it to be such a safe space for
people to come be full of love. I want to
play the songs you want to hear. I want to
have fun and I want it to be like a
beautiful healing a couple of hours in a world full
of chaos.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
What if you revamped some of the songs, like you know,
if you had a negative reaction to it, but you
revamped it a little bit and made it like more
your own.

Speaker 18 (01:18:16):
Now, well, that's kind of what I'm doing. And not
to like give any like hot secrets away.

Speaker 11 (01:18:20):
But.

Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
Sorry everyone spoiler alert.

Speaker 15 (01:18:27):
Well, but speaking of vamping songs, how quickly did you
get in the studio and change the line about p Diddy?
Because that seems like it happened.

Speaker 18 (01:18:34):
Oh my god, well that I actually changed that in
the twenty twenty three tour. I like, I was paying
attention and I was like, absolutely not, Okay, I like
and good conscience can't say anything positive good Yeah, yeah,
the same sentence. So it was way before. It's before
we have all the information we have now. But yeah,

(01:18:57):
absolutely not.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
I love that you love and gagas.

Speaker 18 (01:19:01):
I'm obsessed with her. I love her so much. She
gives me so much like hope and light, and she's
the coolest.

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
I'm sure she'd say the same about you.

Speaker 18 (01:19:10):
No, she's cooler.

Speaker 7 (01:19:13):
I want to do a reach around. I'm gonna go
back to something we talked about a second ago. You
see these photos of you in the past, this and
that we saw a play in. Part of the premise
was these bots had the ability to go back and
erase whatever they wanted to erase out of their memory.
Would you want to do that? Or do you find
that these missteps or whatever are such an important part

(01:19:34):
of who you've become you got to keep them in there.

Speaker 18 (01:19:38):
Okay, Well, so here's the tea. I actually just wrote
a song about this recently. It's not on the new record,
it's not even done, but it's called idiot shivers, and
it's like, that's what I have. That's what I call
when I give myself the like cringey idiot shivers where
you're like, wow, you're being kind of an idiot right now,
to the point where you're getting chills all over your
own body about the way you're acting.

Speaker 7 (01:19:57):
Wow, it physically changes you.

Speaker 18 (01:20:00):
You don't have any of these moments where you're like, oh, yikes.

Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
No, I regret nothing, really look at me, you don't.

Speaker 18 (01:20:06):
But you don't wear like why, well, maybe you do
in your off time. Do you wear like wild style
things sometimes and get seat pictures of it and you're like,
that's not my And of course no.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
When I lost all my weight, I used to dress
like a fifteen year old blonde. I was a platinum blonde.
I walked in. My husband looked at me and said,
you're a platinum blonde. I mean yeah, he said, you
look like a whoa stroke Staten Island. But I had
those moments. But I don't regret those because I needed
to go through that. I needed That's a part of
my fiber, that's my being. You gotta have these embarrassing,

(01:20:36):
fed up things in your life.

Speaker 18 (01:20:37):
Well, they give you character.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
So would you want to erase those?

Speaker 18 (01:20:40):
Would I want to erase them? Let me think about it. No,
I don't want to erase it. You're right, because, like
I think, the greatest sin of all is being a
basic bitch and I am not that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:51):
Oh no, you're not.

Speaker 18 (01:20:52):
And I have photographic evidence.

Speaker 7 (01:20:56):
There's true exhibit A. Of course, cash is here. If
you've missed the beginning of this, you can always listen
to us on the iHeartRadio app. Now, let's talk about
the rest of the album. What else is like Where
are you taking us? What ride at the amusement park?
Are we riding?

Speaker 18 (01:21:12):
What's so weird? I was listening to the album as
I was coming here, but I was like listening to
my own song, thinking about how it helps me get
back to the truest form of myself. So I wanted
to capture what it sounds like to be someone who
has gone through some and is coming back home to

(01:21:34):
themselves and harnessing their power. Like everybody knows what I've
been through. You can google it. Anybody can go find
out what I've been through. Like I can't hide from
the fact that I've been through some stuff, but to
put it out into the world and hear somebody who's
been through what I've been through, like really feeling themselves
and being in their power and being in their confidence,

(01:21:55):
Like I pray that gives other people power and confidence.

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
That's what I'm loving about people who are listening to
this right now. And you know this is nothing to
be taken lightly. This is a heavy, heavy thing you
just said about this album, about this work. It's I mean,
this could be I'm just guessing, I don't this could
be the most major moment of your life. This album, Yeah,
because it represents like a total total douching of the BS.

Speaker 18 (01:22:21):
Yes, and like coming back home myself.

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
But you know what, that BS is always gonna be
a part of your life though. Yeah, So if you
could erase any of this BS, you maybe still need
to keep it in there because it makes you who you.

Speaker 18 (01:22:30):
Are, what does? It makes you stronger, and it gives
you empathy. I feel like the people have gone through
the most stuff have so much empathy and we're all
human having this human experience and we're not alone, and
we all feel alone and we're disconnected. So I hope
this album is like a really beautiful spot of joy
and healing and confidence. I just want to make people

(01:22:53):
really feel themselves no matter what you've been through.

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
There's so many people who can't do that. They just
can't let loose what you're doing, what you are going
to give us on this album is from a very
personal place, and I'm assuming most artists are trying to
come from a very personal place. But Joe Jonas or
Jock Jackson or were down the hallway, they don't.

Speaker 18 (01:23:13):
You don't like jo Jonah okay, can we?

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
I I'm just trying to come up with a name
and for some reason, Joe Jones. This statement has nothing
to do with Joe Jonas.

Speaker 18 (01:23:22):
We love Joe Jonas in this house.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
Let's just say, let's just say Joe Smith down the
street maybe going through a lot of crap, but he
he can't release it. He can't let it go like that.
And can you imagine being a person who can't do that?

Speaker 16 (01:23:35):
Well?

Speaker 18 (01:23:36):
So this is the tea, give me the ta Okay.
So I've been going to this hippie commune and teaching
songwriting and also gave it ted talk last year about
the alchemy of pop. So pop is my form of
art and my form of expression. But I now am
going back and teaching people how to write songs because
I cannot imagine not having an outlet. I would explode.

(01:23:58):
Like fashion is an outlet, cooking is an outlet, talking poetry,
playing music, whatever it is, painting. But I think it's
so important to have that outlet. And as someone who
did not have the rights to my own outlet for
twenty years, I beg of you don't take that for granted,
Like you have these emotions inside of you, and if

(01:24:21):
you express them, it's just going to connect you to
other people. Literally, whatever your body is telling you, however
it's supposed to come out of you, just let it come.
And the hard part is you feel really stupid sometimes.
That's why I wouldn't erase the stupid pictures is because
in that moment that was my outlet. I put a
mullet on and walk down a red carpet and thought
I was so funny And those pictures are horrifying, But

(01:24:43):
in that moment, my expression was joy and like humor
and I look really stupid, You don't, I, Oh, do
you think you do?

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
I think it's confirmed, but.

Speaker 18 (01:24:56):
Science science BACKSI. But like, I think it's really important
to like encourage people to express themselves, which is exactly
why I'm excited to go on tour this summer.

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
Excellent, So tout tour, Come.

Speaker 18 (01:25:13):
Express yourself, take your peas out, take yours out or don't.
And I think I'm also going to have like a
color code. I haven't got it together yet, but it's
I partnered up with Field, which is a dating app,
and I think it's really hard for people to connect
these days because we're all on our phones, right, So
you can come and depending on like what color you wear,
you're like looking for a different kind of thing, Like

(01:25:35):
I'm over these parties.

Speaker 16 (01:25:36):
Oh I like it, but.

Speaker 18 (01:25:39):
Like red, If you wear red, it means you're like
single and curious. Or if you're like white, you're like
maybe around for a cuddle, and if you're black, you're like,
don't touch me. I will figure out the actual color coding.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
That's so cool.

Speaker 18 (01:25:53):
But I want to give people a place to connect
to because I think connection is so important.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
We have a lot of work to do. Cas. You
gotta get the wieners for the hot dogs. You gotta
come up with the color coach system, find a nice
pamphlet to share it with people, a handout.

Speaker 15 (01:26:07):
I have a question about the dating app stuff. So
are you someone who has used dating apps?

Speaker 19 (01:26:11):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:26:12):
Yeah, it's a trash pit. It is.

Speaker 15 (01:26:14):
It can be a trash pit.

Speaker 16 (01:26:18):
Really bad.

Speaker 18 (01:26:19):
But this I like this app because you can go
and just be like authentic about what you're into and
what you want, Like I genuinely want not sorry, I
want a sugar daddy to fly me around on his
plane and amazing, but I want to just like be

(01:26:41):
on a yacht. I want them to be like which
color do you want? Baby? And don't want to be
like I want both. I want them and thee and
be like, oh good, you should have them both. Go
lay on your yacht, you princess.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
Yes, you don't get it if you don't ask.

Speaker 15 (01:26:57):
For So that's what you're gonna match with the millionaire.

Speaker 18 (01:27:00):
I've put on my field that I'm just gonna see
if the universe is going to deliver me the pink
and blue yacht or not the summer. But I'm really
hoping it does.

Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
If you actually want to help you with that, just talk
to my husband. He found one.

Speaker 18 (01:27:12):
Do you give him yacht?

Speaker 7 (01:27:14):
He's got one in every color?

Speaker 18 (01:27:17):
A dream.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
Married to him.

Speaker 7 (01:27:21):
Let's go. We gotta play some music. This is from
the upcoming album, which is going out July fourth. What's
the name of the album?

Speaker 18 (01:27:27):
Period?

Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
What is it a dance?

Speaker 18 (01:27:31):
No, it's period, a period. It's actually just a period.

Speaker 7 (01:27:36):
This is a do okay. It means everything and.

Speaker 18 (01:27:40):
Actually everything and I don't need to explain it because
it's a period.

Speaker 7 (01:27:49):
And the incredible tea pain. We love you, Kesha, you
come back anytime you want.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
I ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
Do you think I look in bread?

Speaker 12 (01:27:59):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Elvis Daran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
Hey, I got to tell you a lot of great
response from our conversation with Kesha. Kesha, you know what
she's been through the Ringer, She's been through hell and back,
or been to hell and back. Dan, Yeah, I love
how she talked about it, and she talks about how
empowered she is now, how she's feeling great about her future,
her tour, her album, everything. So Kesha is in the

(01:28:30):
right place. I love hearing her talk about that. It
was great to have her here. What do you think
of Kesha? Feel free to textus at fifty five one hundred.
You know, today's April fifteenth, it's tax day. Of course,
tax day today versus years ago. It's a different thing.
You can file electronically and you're done right. Remember it
used to be to get to the post office and
have it postmarked by five pm. And there was a

(01:28:53):
rush to the post office. As a matter of fact,
here at Z one hundred in New York, we had
people on the steps and we had of the big
post and we had bits going on and we were
giving away money to people running up to pay their taxes,
and that's so different. We don't use it like that anymore.
Are there people that still mail them in?

Speaker 16 (01:29:11):
I'm sure my dad does.

Speaker 12 (01:29:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:29:13):
Right? Is he running to the post office today before
closing time?

Speaker 15 (01:29:16):
He might be. I'll have to ask him.

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
Which, Scotty, are you one of the people that that
files at the post office. I'm not.

Speaker 22 (01:29:23):
But I just had to drop a package off yesterday
and there was a massive line because everyone had to
get everything postmarked, and I couldn't even drop off my package.

Speaker 7 (01:29:29):
I was so angry. No, Scotty, I've got another thing
that makes him angry.

Speaker 22 (01:29:34):
They need to have it just a package drop off.
You don't have to wait on line for that to
drop My god, yell at damn not us, Sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
Goes wacky people at the new fangled post Hamas.

Speaker 16 (01:29:47):
This would never have.

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
A person who dedicated their career to take it my package.
That's right. A line over here for people who have
fa fighting the taxes over there over there, This is
the package line. God, that's Scottie's inner truly. Oh my god,
I just I just enjoyed a piece of a bite

(01:30:11):
of Gandhi's peanut butter toast. Okay, here here's his inner dialogue.

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
Don't call it.

Speaker 15 (01:30:26):
But you know what, he doesn't have a problem with garlic.
Bread is fine.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
That's what it's always been.

Speaker 15 (01:30:30):
Peanut butter toast is not. Cheesy bread is fine. Cheese
bread fine. But no, you can't say peanut butter toast.

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
But you say if you say garlic bread, you can
say peanut butter toe. That's a spread that you put
on it.

Speaker 15 (01:30:42):
Get out of here.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Then that would be garlic spreaded toast. Yes, isn't a spread.

Speaker 16 (01:30:48):
There's garlic spread. A lot of a lot of the
toast puts garlic spread on it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
I'm a stroke. I can't. Okay, you're gonna give Oh wait,
hold on, let's go back in to Scotty Bee's brain.
I'm sweating. I'm drowning. Oh, scott all right, we gotta

(01:31:14):
do the daniel report. We gotta do some sound right
or No, what time is I'm looking at the wrong
segment here, hold on, I'm taking all that back. Hey,
I do have a phone call. Okay, so earlier in
the morning. I don't even know why Danielle talked about
someone whipping their penis out interview the Kesha Interview. Okay,
Anthony was driving up in the Bronx listening to the

(01:31:35):
Kesha interview and heard you use the term penis out. Hey, Anthony,
how are you?

Speaker 19 (01:31:40):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (01:31:40):
Good morning guys, how are you.

Speaker 7 (01:31:42):
You're checking in from the boogie down as they say,
or as they used to say. So as Danielle said
the words penis out, what did you see while driving
to the Bronx, Well.

Speaker 13 (01:31:53):
It was actually that said penis out. You guys were
talking about the TourBook target, okay, And just as she
said the word penis out, there was some random guy
standing uh at the entrance to the southbound be Jagan
from Yankee Stadium with his penis out.

Speaker 7 (01:32:09):
So do you think you feel do you feel as
if our dialogue, our dialogue created that situation.

Speaker 13 (01:32:16):
It was like it was like perfect timing and this
random guy standing at the top of the answers ramp,
like I said, he had his hands said down, wrapped
around his diarrhea and his uh everything was out for
the world to see.

Speaker 6 (01:32:31):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
So I don't know about you, but I don't know.
I have a feeling that Anthony's gonna have a day
full of penises. It just seems like it seems like
it's just started out that way.

Speaker 13 (01:32:42):
Oh boy, what a way to thought the day.

Speaker 7 (01:32:44):
Yeah, I know, sorry about that. Let us know if
you let us know, if you see anymore, yours doesn't count. Okay,
thank you, thank you man, thanks for listening to us. Yell,
look at that.

Speaker 13 (01:32:55):
I'm on the show, but looked at his pages and
you get guys, get me through the day. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 7 (01:32:59):
Well, thank you. I appreciate you calling in and talking
about penises.

Speaker 14 (01:33:02):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:33:03):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna see that in almost any city USA.
It's not just a New York thing.

Speaker 8 (01:33:09):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
Let's get into Danielle. Danielle. Yeah, yeah, Danielle. We do Danielle.
We do some sound with Garrett and then there you go.
Maybe we'll tune into Scottie bees inner dialogue a little more.
Oh okay, he's very angry, very very angry. Oh we
have to thank food Boss.

Speaker 9 (01:33:27):
We do, certainly do so. The food Boss from TikTok.
He's there. He basically came up here and he's cooking
for us.

Speaker 20 (01:33:34):
He's that silver head Guido from Staten Island that's always
like yelling at his son.

Speaker 7 (01:33:38):
And yeah he's got the ways. Is that how he
wants to be referred to Oh he knows, he knows what.

Speaker 20 (01:33:43):
Yeah, he's the he does all those crazy TikTok videos
of cooking. He's got like a one point five million
on TikTok. But anyway, he basically brought in some catered
food from his catering hall, Ariana Is and it's phenomenal.

Speaker 9 (01:33:56):
The line is down down around the hall all the
radio state.

Speaker 20 (01:34:00):
He's feeding all the radio stations today and it was
a great thing. So I don't know what you guys
ate and enjoyed all.

Speaker 6 (01:34:05):
The pasta, the spicy rigatoni pasta, Oh my gosh, so good.

Speaker 9 (01:34:09):
Excellent, skirtch steak was great. That's my favorite.

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
Everything feel in there. Oh yeah, what did you love?

Speaker 15 (01:34:17):
I like the strimper rigonata.

Speaker 6 (01:34:20):
It was really so good. Little teeny too, Oh yeah,
the eggplant.

Speaker 7 (01:34:23):
Scary, could go on and on. Scary, the veel it's
on the bone.

Speaker 20 (01:34:27):
The j these jarug garlics and sauces. So h yeah,
he's he's got a few of those. I don't know
if there's anyone the.

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
Foods dot com, Yeah, go to thefood boss dot com.
And he likes to be referred to as the white
haired Quido. All right, Danielle, it's all your Danielle.

Speaker 12 (01:34:43):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
So we talked a little bit about this before Katy Perry,
Gale King, Jeff bezos is fiance Lauren Sanchez, and some
others successfully completing their space flight yesterday. Look, they are
getting a little backlash a lot of people, you know,
I think, just just a bunch of rich people or
celebrities go going up there and doing their thing, and
they didn't do much. Ten minutes long, flew to an
altitude of sixty two miles and just above what's called

(01:35:06):
the Carmen line, which is the edge of the Earth's atmosphere.
And it was an all female flight, and yeah they
I mean, you've seen footage of it by now. I
don't know what you think about it, but hey, I
guess if any of us were given the opportunity, a
lot of us would have said yes as well and
taken that opportunity to do it. Our best is going
out to little nas X today because he is in

(01:35:26):
the hospital. He lost control of the right side of
his face. He has paralysis there. Now they're doing some testing,
try and figure out what's going on. He said, Stop
feeling sad. For me, he said, shake your ass for
me instead. It could be Bell's palsy, could be a
Ramsey Hunt syndrome, which is what Justin Bieber had. Could
be a lot of things. So our best going out
to him today. He is in good spirits in the hospital.

(01:35:48):
He was laughing and he was posting on social So
the semi biographical stage musical of TLC is supposed to
debut next summer. The show is named after their album
Crazy Sexy Cool, and it will feature songs like no
Scrubs Waterfalls. So I will keep you posted when we
get more information on that. Jack Black made a surprise

(01:36:09):
visit to a screening up the Minecraft movie at a
theater in Los Angeles over the weekend, and he warned
kids not to throw popcorn, you know, during that chicken
jockey scene. But here's the deal. The popcorn is really
not the problem. The problem is the slushies that people
are going home, within their hair, people bringing a chicken
into the actual theater. Those are really the problems that

(01:36:31):
they're having.

Speaker 16 (01:36:31):
Popcorn.

Speaker 6 (01:36:32):
You can clean that up easily. But anyway, let's not
throw anything and just go and enjoy the movie. Post
Malone is so excited he loves his country music and
he's doing so well in the country world that during
a private party ahead of his Coachella said, he revealed
that he is still in that Nashville community. He's been
making trips there to work on country album number two.

(01:36:53):
He's got thirty five songs and he just has to
pick which ones are good and which ones you know,
you know suck, and then you'll figure out which ones
he's putting on the album, so we'll say. And Cheryl
crow and Leanne Rhymes are stepping into the Voice spotlight
as this season's mega mentors just in time for the playoffs,
which kicks off April twenty eighth. Cheryl Crowe will team
up with Kelsey Ballerini and Michael Boublay, while John Legend

(01:37:16):
and Adam Levine will take Rhymes' team. So that will
be cool. And you know the voiceayirs mondays at eight
pm on NBC And what are We watching? The Carters
Hurts to Love You on Paramount Plus. That is a
two part documentary about Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys
and his brother Aaron, who unfortunately passed away. You've got

(01:37:36):
Daredevil Born Again, Tim Dillon, I'm Your Mother, and of
course all your FBI shows and jessper Scotti the Cleaning
Lady and that's my Danielle report.

Speaker 7 (01:37:45):
Oh Scotty does the Cleaning Ladies that make you happy.

Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
He loves that show.

Speaker 22 (01:37:49):
It depends on what kind of cleaner she uses.

Speaker 7 (01:37:51):
Oh my o O kidding if she uses fabulous. So
I'm there. I do like that show. I love Fabuloso.
All right, sound with a right. Kart's got a lot
of stuff we do you have.

Speaker 14 (01:38:01):
Let's start with a talkback that we were received on
our iHeartRadio app. You go on the iHeartRadio app. There's
a little microphone. Just click that and we get our messages.
So this one comes from Megan. She has a review
of the Cashit interview.

Speaker 24 (01:38:13):
Hi, I just want to say that this Kasha interview
has made me so happy. It's honestly one of the
best interviews that I have heard on the show. It's
right up there with like the Chester interview and the
Sia interview. Those one stick in my head. But Kasha
is amazing and inspiring and I thought that was great.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
So thank you there.

Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
You gone love that.

Speaker 14 (01:38:33):
And then on the other side of it, we got
another talk back, so earlier in the day, when Nate
was giving away a Elvis Duran merch line, this listener
assumed that when she hears that that those people would
be receiving pants along with the sweatshirt and shirt.

Speaker 7 (01:38:49):
So she's agreeing with Danielle here.

Speaker 19 (01:38:53):
I'm so sorry to say it, but I have to
agree with Danielle because, for some reason, even though I've
never heard the word sweatpants fall out of anyone's mouth
on the show, I would assume that there would be
sweatpants in a full apparel box, and I would be disappointed,
and I'd probably be like, Okay, there's there's gonna be
another box coming, and it wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
And that's my fault.

Speaker 19 (01:39:13):
But you know, Nate probably should find a better way
to put that.

Speaker 9 (01:39:21):
It was her fault.

Speaker 7 (01:39:22):
So I mean, but you're still wrong, thank you you do?

Speaker 15 (01:39:28):
Yeah, Well, it's our full line. So everything that we
have we're sending you. So that's the hoodie and the
T shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:39:34):
Well, we need sweatpants.

Speaker 7 (01:39:36):
I don't think there's a lot of truth in advertising here.
I'd say when you say, when you say full line,
I think people just kind of assume, just like any
any designer has a full line. There's all sorts of
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
I mean, look, the sweatpants are sweatpants. The sweatshirt is fabulous.
It is really a nice sweatshirt.

Speaker 7 (01:39:54):
But you know, Nate, I would need a top, some pants,
and a hat. I wouldn't jacket would be the jacket,
maybe some sneakers and some socks.

Speaker 14 (01:40:03):
And A clothing line is a specific collection of clothing
items created by a clothing brand. I don't see nothing
about no pants on there. You just assume pants.

Speaker 19 (01:40:13):
Though.

Speaker 15 (01:40:14):
If we throw in scrubs, then there are pants.

Speaker 7 (01:40:17):
We're out of those. Yeah, I don't know. I think
we're kind of over the scrubs thing. Yeah, all right, yeah, yeah,
you know, you can't really look smart wearing scrubs. I
don't mean smart as an intellect, What may I say?
I don't mean smart by intellect. I mean smart as in,
you know, dressing appropriately for lunch. Okay, care, yes, all right.

(01:40:39):
So Danielle was just talking about the Blue Origin launch.
Here is the beginning of that from yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Nine eight seven five four commanding two one.

Speaker 7 (01:40:58):
From there they go, my and that's it, okay pretty much.

Speaker 14 (01:41:04):
Because you couldn't hear him, here's a few screams, and
we were trying as we were watching, We're like, oh,
is that Katy Perry screaming? You couldn't really tell, and
they really didn't elaborate of who was screaming in the background.
But did you hear about the unidentified object that crashed
through a guy's garage in South Jersey?

Speaker 6 (01:41:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:41:20):
No, I guess you're gonna tell him.

Speaker 14 (01:41:21):
Yeah, he's gonna describe it, and then what happened when
he came into work the next day.

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
That's why I looked up. I saw the giant hole
up there in the ceiling, a sizeable dent in a
thick steel gauge box. And so that's why I went
to my cameras and I found all the videos and
realized what had actually happened. You know, it's with a
giant flash outside and then the impact in here. You
eventually see like a giant fireball come through the ceiling
and then everything come flying down the roof with it.

Speaker 14 (01:41:46):
So he came into work a big hole in the ceiling.
They can't find it. There were no objects that came
into his into his garage.

Speaker 18 (01:41:54):
Wow.

Speaker 14 (01:41:54):
So that's why that's why everybody's questioning, what the hell
is it because it fell from the sky. There was
a fireball, but there's nothing in the guy's garage except
for a hole that was left through it. Okay, some
are saying alien's other saying that there was some meteor.
So a lot of conspiracies out there. And then finally
this person went on a zoom interview in London and
she didn't like the way she looks, so she put

(01:42:17):
one of those egg emojis on her face to do
the interview and it didn't go over well.

Speaker 23 (01:42:21):
Hi, Julia, nice to meet you. I'm not sure if
you know, but there's a bit of animation in your face.

Speaker 19 (01:42:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:42:26):
Hey, I'm not feeling well today, so is it okay?
Financial face?

Speaker 23 (01:42:30):
I'm not sure we're going to be able to conduct
the interview with this. It's not very professional. Is there
any chance you could turn it off?

Speaker 21 (01:42:37):
I different one if you want.

Speaker 7 (01:42:40):
My god.

Speaker 14 (01:42:43):
Next she went from the egg emoji to a toast emoji.
From there, okay, it kind of sounds like Daniel's husband
Sheldon doing the interview and that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:51):
Well, yeah, I think you're going to pull that kind
of stuff. You're not going to get hired. No, except here,
we would hire someone that would do the funnier the emoji,
the higher pay you get here. Aha, you're a good
American garant. There you go. People still texting in about
Kesha how much they loved listening to her interview. That's awesome,

(01:43:11):
they loved it. If you want to hear it again,
it's on demand always, Whenever you want to hear it,
listen to it wherever you get your podcast. Hopefully that
would be the iHeartRadio network. Yeah, the kesh interview was great.
Who do we have coming up? Now? We've had so
many guests now I feel I feel kind of empty.
I don't have any guests on my list.

Speaker 14 (01:43:30):
Between last week and the beginning of this week, we
just really kind of I don't know, can I say
blow our blow our wad?

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
But got god of that would be a bad emoji.
I don't think it's the dirty thing you're thinking of.
But we kind of just, you know, we spent a.

Speaker 14 (01:43:47):
Lot of our energy on that. So we do have
our friend DJ ANDB is going to be on tomorrow,
so oh good?

Speaker 7 (01:43:54):
And is his wife coming into yes? Yeah, okay, they've
got a new book out. And then Gandhi has another guest.
I know that you were very excited.

Speaker 15 (01:44:00):
About albut so yeah, the CEO and co founder of
Colossal Biosciences, Ben Lamb and their head scientist Best Shapiro,
who are the people who brought back the dire wolf,
made the wooly mouse, and could be bringing back the
wooly mammoth.

Speaker 7 (01:44:13):
There you go, Maybe they'll have a wooly mammoth all
ready to go by the time interview. We can get
that thing past security. We're in, all right. So we
do have guests on the calendar that I feel weird
when you don't have a vacation or a guest on
the calendar. You have to always have them both, all right.
But anyway, so yeah, Kesha loved her. She was fired
with a want to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
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Speaker 16 (01:44:46):
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Speaker 8 (01:44:54):
An show, Well, well, here we.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Go in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:45:13):
Look at that our own Scotty b is emerging as
the head chef of our show. You're doing a lot
of cooking this stuff. I know, I didn't you. You're
cooking with a Victoria sauce.

Speaker 22 (01:45:22):
Yes, right, yes, thanks to our good friends at Victoria Sauce.
My daughter and I made my now award winning meat sauce.

Speaker 7 (01:45:31):
You did, yes, Yes, it's great. I mean its chosen
by Bobby Flay. That's right. I had a nine point
four overall he did. And by the way, I think
Victoria Sauce is actually dropping by tomorrow with some food.
This is a very well fed show. I don't know
if you can notice that.

Speaker 22 (01:45:49):
Yeah, but it was one of I mean, I love
cooking with my my daughter Cooper loves cooking with me.
So we did the little video together and it was
wonderful and I even made an extra trade for my
parents because you know, the free food.

Speaker 8 (01:46:03):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:46:03):
You know, for a second there you sounded like a
like a nice son who made lunch for his mom
and dad. And now it's it's because they're cheap. I
did do that. No, no, they loved it.

Speaker 12 (01:46:11):
It was.

Speaker 22 (01:46:11):
It was wonderful. Okay, good, thank you of Victoria. The
Marinera is delicious.

Speaker 7 (01:46:17):
Absolutely. I love to I like to Vodkas. That's my favorite.
Oh yeah, what up? Nate.

Speaker 14 (01:46:20):
When you meet Scotty's dad, you kind of realize why
Scotty is the way he is. I think he's great, right,
but I love Dick. You start to see a little
bit of Dick in Scotty.

Speaker 7 (01:46:36):
Yeah, there's a lot of you. You're right, You're correct,
There's is a lot of dick in Scotty. I gotta
be honest with you. Though.

Speaker 22 (01:46:43):
On a serious note, I was crying you have there.
I heard a song or whatever and it just reminded me.
I said, you know what, and I called my dad.
I said, you know, thank you for everything you do
for me, because you know, one day he's not going
to be here anymore. And it just made me. It
made me really sad. And just think of all the
things that he does. Yeah, you know what, I got
a lot of his dickisms, but you know, I love
the guy.

Speaker 7 (01:47:01):
He's a he's a good dude. He is a great
I've known Dick and your mom for many, many, many
many years. Yes, and yeah, so I love your mom.
His mom is just just a beautiful lady. Leonora is
a beautiful lady. Thank you. Uh yeah, you know, while
your parents are alive, make sure you tell them how
much you appreciate them, and that scary his mom passed

(01:47:22):
away not that long ago, and then you know, you
got your dad still here. Yeah, and now I know
you're doing it. You can't hang out with him and
do things with him, and that's good.

Speaker 20 (01:47:31):
How family has revolutionized since my mom's passing. We we
hang out more than ever. We're my sister, my brother
and I were together. We're closer. It's crazy that that's
what it takes to realize it. But but yeah, but
like you know, I'm spending a lot more quality time
with Tony.

Speaker 7 (01:47:51):
We love Tony. He's a good guy. Yeah, what up?

Speaker 14 (01:47:52):
Ate? If you watch The Pit, which I know I've
been suggesting here for like the last two weeks, but
there is something that happens in the show that you
see the family dynamic become closer because of something like this.

Speaker 7 (01:48:03):
Okay, now, if we had said that about The Pit,
you'd be yelling at us right now. You're spotting, you're
spinning the whole thing.

Speaker 14 (01:48:09):
Well, maybe this will just incentivize you to watch it
that much more because.

Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
It's not a great show. You already ruined it. I
don't have to watch it now. You ruined the whole thing,
the whole times to the pit is the family anyway,
So we were talking about how great the Kesha interview was,
and she sounds like she's really in a great space.
She's owning her life on tour new album. But also
people were texting in about how much they loved our

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interview with Mel Robbins that we had on the other day,
and it's still it's still kind of echoing around my
conversations with my friends. Oh my god, that the interview
did with me Robins. I'm like, I didn't even know
you listened to my show. Really, They said, not really,
but we'd listen for the Mel Robins interview. Fine, I'll
take you anywhere and get you. So if you want
to hear any of these these conversations with some of
our favorite people, Kesha, Mel Robbins, all the day above,

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it's all waiting for you. It all lives right now.
Wherever you get your podcast on the Elvis Durant on
demand channel or whatever it is, go look it up.
Pretty cool stuff. Let's see what else do we need
to take care of other housekeeping things? Oh oh yeah,
speaking of Kesha, go to the Elvis Durant Show YouTube
channel for the unedited conversation. Oh yeah, there's a lot

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of stuff in there. You're not going to get here
on the radio show. We want to run out of
dump button in about thirty seconds. Sure, Oh yeah, absolutely, no, no, no, no,
so yeah. The Elvis Durant Show YouTube channel, go look
for the Kesha interview, but you know, make sure you
don't play it at work in sf W.

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