FULL SHOW: HONESTY Day!

When did you lose or misplace something important? We play smarter than your hood.  We talk about dares that we did when we were younger and bets we've been involved in. We do a round of street cred and hear about the new slang that generation Alpha is using. It is Honesty Day... How Honest are you? Do you love or hate shopping? 

Episode Transcript

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Here we go, He'll he'll gethigh going. I wake up for you,
guys. Guy, I listen onthe line in the car. It's
on all the time. Ready,I rush to your station manager or about
your show. And the funny thingsthat you think is funny aren't funny.

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Yet You're still on the air theshow. Hey, you up yet?
You're hanging out in Johnny's House.Good morning, Good morning, Good morning.
At six o'clock, Orlando's number onehit music station, it's XL one
O sixty seven. You're listening toJohnny's House on a Tuesday morning. It's
gonna be mostly sunny and then there'sa thirty percent chance of thunderstorms and showers

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lately after five o'clock. Currently itis sixty eight looking for a hog today
of eighty seven. Now the Johnny'sHouse Entertainment News. Right, all right,
did your mom watched WWE Monday NightRaw last night? Yes, she
said I'm gonna be because I calledand said, am I to hell going
on his Sharlotte? Oh? Yeah, the shooting And she was telling me
they said, yeah, I'm gonnabe up late tonight because wrestling on till

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eleven. Oh, so she didn'twatch it Logan, Paul and all that.
So did you see it any clipsor anything? So went down in
Kansas City last night. Of course, Patrick Mahomes is in the house and
he was part of the show.Okay, he rolled up to the arena
with Logan Paul, who is theWWE United States Champion US Champion. I

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didn't know he had a bill.They different champions, I know, I
know, I'm like, I gotit, USA Champion. You got to
mention his accolades. But during theaction, I guess Logan was helping out
a group called the Judgment Day puta beat down on a wrestler name Jay
Uso. Sounds good to me.Yeah, I know who the Huso brothers.
My son used to watch them backin the day. Gotcha. But

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the big thing is is that Loganwent over to Patrick Mahomes, who was
sitting in the front row, borrowedall three of his Super Bowl rings and
used them as brass knuckles. Sohe wants to go knockout, but again
the guy moved out of the wayand he didn't get him and they had
to be counted. I would give, you know, I would have my
real Super Bowl rings and then havethe stunt rings ones, right, could

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you really give up? The onesare in a case at the house.
Yeah, but it was really funnythat he like he was like, let
me borrow those, and he likeput the super Bowl rings on and yeah.
So I mean wrestling is just sportsentertainment. Yes, I love it.
They have killed the fact that isreal. They stopped that years ago.
Yeah. If you saw Conan onConan O'Brien, he was on Hot

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Ones and he went viral for hishot Ones, which I mean, they're
funny to watch, but he wentviral because he chugged a whole bottle of
hot sauce. Well he's feeling ittoday. Yeah, so people, he
was like talking about how he founda construction zone and he could bend over
and weld steel with the fire comingout him and all that. It was
really funny. But he said thatat the aftermath of filming Hot Ones,

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he had incredibly runny eyes, asore mouth, and some of the hot
sauce got underneath his wedding ring andit was like on fire, Like you
didn't realize it was under there,but it was like burning his skin underneath
it. But he chugged it.Wow, we had We did a hot
wing challenge once before. Yeah,all that stuff that they had to sign
that waiver and the guy had themask on and I'm like, and he

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had to wash your hands because ifyou eat a wing and you rub your
eye. Yeah, he wants toheat, not me. I don't know.
I feel like you do really goodat that. I love hot stuff
and I can take it that far, but I also love the taste of
stuff it has. I want toenjoy it. You know, something is
going to numb your tongue for twohours. Yeah, we had something to

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won flats that you had to uselike a droplet, and I'm like,
you know, what is the pointof this to just burn your inside heat?
Yeah, it's absolutely Bill announced thatshe's hitting the road. She is
going on tour. I don't knowif you saw this. I did so.
She is she her dates are actuallyreleased and everything, but she said

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that she's taken her album on theon the road. Her album drops May
seventeenth, and it's called hit MeHard and Soft, And of course hit
Me Hard and Soft. The touris coming. Is this her way of
growing up? I don't think sheever really went through that phase now like
she is who she is and alwayshas been. Uh huh, yeah.
I don't think people look at heras like do you look at her as
like a young No, I don'tknow, but a lot of stuff.

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Now she's making a point to tellyou, you know, hey, this
is who I am, just incase you got it wrong that last album.
This is me now. Yeah,I don't know. Maybe that's just
because she's going on tour. Soshe was like, I got to remind
people. Yeah, so tickets dogo on sale May third. Pre sale
starts today and tomorrow, so ifyou want to check it all out,
she is hitting the road. Myfirst thing in the morning. We gotta

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get weird, weird stories that aretrue, true, true on the way
on Johnny's House or is that atrue? Brian? What's up? I
mentioned this to you guys this morning, and if I was in New York
I would have gone to check thisout. That's a crazy thing. An
anonymous man and an orange like wrestlingmask got a giant crowd in Manhattan a
Union Square Park on Saturday, sohe posted like flyers all over New York

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City, come out Saturday, watchme eat an entire jar of cheeseballs.
Okay, Now, I do lovecheeseballs. They're really really good. The
uts ones that you get it onemore a barrel, yeah, the Archer
Farm not so much, but yeah, on really good. So he posted
all over to sit anywhere he couldput a poster. He put a little
flyer up him in an orange mask. Come see me eat the cheese.
So what he was just like,that's crazy. Yeah, he had an

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orange mask on. That's funny,like a ski mask. Like he's a
wrestler, like a lucha door.So he described himself as wanting to bring
something funny to New York City.He said, things have been pretty ugly
lately, so I was trying todo something funny. So he had everybody
come out. Thousands of people actuallyshowed up. I saw the TikTok video,
thousands of people were cheering him on, and after about thirty minutes,

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cheeseball Man accomplished defeat Ate. Allthe cheeseballs stuck around and signed autographs for
people, take some photos, tooksome photos, and he says this is
not going to be his last event. He says he's going to be like
a mini New York superhero. Hesaid, I've been you know good,
look at that photo trying to helppeople. So he thinks his next goal
is going to be doing something toclean up the city, pick up trash.
Wow, but nobody knows who heis on Instagram Cheeseman cheeseball Man four

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to seven. Yeah, he nevertook the mask off. He just kind
of, you know, did itas like a stunt. So he's fun
his goals to be a low levelNew York superhero. I can't imagine.
Hey, babe, where you going. I'm gonna go down here and watch
that man some cheese ball I totallywould have done. He's cheating on me.
No, man, I went togo watch the cheese. I watched
this guy cheeseball totally would have doneit. Oh just lie on my face.
No, I was. Actually here'sthe video me watching cheeseball Man.

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So now he's gonna get his nextstunt together and he'll post the fires and
then you got to follow him,okay and find out where he's going to
be next. Wow. We knowtraffic is bad for you. It's stressful
and all that stuff, but it'snot just the actual traffic. A new
study says traffic noise can kill you. What traffic noise, traffic noise.
Not not today. It's going tobe a gradual, like slow process.
But they said, according to researchat the University of Pennsylvania, the sound

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of traffic affects your health way morethan you thought. So the sound of
horns engines all that stuff causes significantstretch, which leads to heart disease,
strokes, and other long term issues. I can see if you live near
the highway. I do, soI hear the highway sometimes, yeah,
yeah, But when you're on theroad, I don't hear it. You
don't realize you're hearing it, butyou're hearing it. So commuting is bad,
they said. But also it isreally bad if you live near it.

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They said. It's even worse ifyou live near it because it affects
your sleep. You don't realize it, but you know, even if and
if it wakes you up, it'sreally really bad. It adds a whole
bunch of free radicals to your body, unstable atoms that can damage cells,
cause all kinds of problems. Great, just what I need. So stop
honking a horn today, don't honkin nobody the By the time you hunk
the horn yesterday, you too.Mine was probably about three or four days

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ago, I am, but minewas just a little quick because they weren't
going at the light. I don'tmess with the whole one. I'll just
sit there. You don't sit,I'm gonna sit too. You gotta do
it right. You can't hurt becausethat's rude. But if you do the
no, this lady was gonna almosthit me on it. Yeah, yo,
Yeah, you gotta do it Dan. Yeah, so this nurice,
you might want to try this angle. I don't know. There is a
lonely man. He's a boy.Here we go send it. He's tired

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of being single. Okay, metoo. So he put up a giant
billboard for four hundred dollars a week, seeking marriage and karaoke. His name
is Al, he's seventy uh andhe just wants a partner. Wait,
like he would pay me four hundred? No, he put up He paid
for the billboard, the billboard.Would he pay you for? Just understood?
Okay? Okay? So he paidfor this billboard and Sweetwater, Texas

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and then and it's working. Hegot four hundred calls and fifty emails in
just two weeks. So it's apicture of him on the billboard with the
message lonely man can relocate, seeksfemale marriage, minded, enjoys karaoke.
That's the message on thereon he's seventy, he's seven. What would be those
two things you put on your dancing? Dancing and well you want marriage because

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you want a man? Yeah,marriage and marriage dancing his marriage Okay,
okay, so he was married before, he says. Now a lot of
the calls have been gold diggers tryingto get at his his little tiny nest
egg that he has. But hesaid, for the most part the calls
have been pretty nice. His threenon negotiables loyalty, honesty and sincerity,
he says, And he's willing tomove for the right person as far as

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the UK, you know, that'sexactly what he's seventy. He don't want
nothing to do with you. Ishe gonna pay my bills. That's what
he said. He had to run. He just said he's been running from
that. See, that's why hisbillboard won't work for you. Got nothing
to do with the jill board.It's got to do with the ugliness that
you got going on. I'm talkingabout pay my bills. No, no,
it's just you know, if it'sgoing to be a seventy year old

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man, you know, that's notwhat he's looking for marriage. Somebody needs
to put together like an older andapp for like no older, like a
mixer. Yeah, because there.I got a message from a woman the
other day and she said she's inher seventies and she's so alone. I
think that's what a lot of likesenior centers for they do. They do
like nights like sight of, likethe villages. But I don't know,

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I've never I don't know. I'mall right having the patio Friday night in
seventies night. You know, we'renot talking playing music from the seventies.
We want you to be seven.They just going to squeeze them all.
Hit this dude. She's older,he's seventy. He's willing to relocate.
And what are they serving Johnny,Oh, we got prune juice, juice,

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cranberry juice, prune shooters. Wehave been gay standing by. I
say we do it right. I'min. I'm in bringing, you know,
leaving with the seventies to try toscoop someone to play her bills.
Man, there's nothing out there goodfor me in the street will be had

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the senior citizen at four point thirty, returning at six forty five. I
mean we both at the same bedtime, pretty much. All right, lizen,
we come back. What is thebiggest thing you lost or misplaced?
Somebody had lost some keys getting intoit on Johnny's house. Please off for
a little while, he can go. I want to hang out with my
man's a little bit. All right, listen, when when is what is

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the biggest thing you lost or misplacedin it? Drive you right now?
We get in in the morning.We just have casual conversation. Brian mentioned
that that y'all had you had anall day mission that was not complete.
Yesterday was a day. So whathappened? Man? So I had a
whole bunch of stuff to do aroundhere, and then I had some rum
stuff. I had to deliver somesome cases to some places, so I

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didn't get home UNTI late. Hadto get my my suit yep fitted for
a runway to hope. Brian's gonnabe looking a shop once again. Shout
out the school for setting it upand Johnny Magic for hooking it up.
And so I finally literally just walkedin the door and my wife wasn't home,
but she works out of the housea lot, so I'm thinking,
okay, no big deal. Andthen my phone rings and it's my wife.
And she never calls me, Likewe always text back and forth,

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we don't ever call each other.So I'm like, well, this gotta
be kind of serious. And soI answered the phone. But then I
can hear her. She can't hearme. It's like one of those things.
So now I'm freaking out, likeI don't know what's going on.
So I can quick check her locationbecause I have it on my phone,
and she's in winter Parks. I'mlike, well, I mean I know
where she is at least, andthen my phone rings again and I finally
get to where we can hear eachother, and she's like on the verge

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of tears. So she has anewer car that's got a keyfob that is
it's pushed to start, and soyou can't get into the car without it,
and you can't start the car withoutit, and she was out delivering
some notices to some people that shehad to deliver notices to, and somewhere
along her walking path of ten thousandsteps, she dropped her key. Ok

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So she doesn't know where it is, so she's stuck in the middle of
this neighborhood and win a park andshe can't get back into her car.
Now we don't have a spare.She bought the car us. We only
got one. They're very expensive,like eight hundred dollars, and so it
just never did and we don't knowwhere the other one is obviously, So
now we're down to this one andshe can't get into her car. So
we're like, oh my gosh,what we're gonna do. I'm like,
well, I'm super tired, butI'll drive across you know, of course

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went apart to pick you up,and we'll bring you home. But then
we how do we get the carhome? And then she's like, well,
I have stuff in the car.I need to get out of the
car because if someone finds the key, then they can just open the car
and take all that stuff. Right, So we're like, okay, well,
we called the dealership. Hey,this is a situation because it's not
just like a standard type you know, you know Jimmy the lockdown thing,
and they're like, well, no, we can't do anything for you.
It's a forty eight hour turnaround andyou can't do the They have an app,

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but you can't use the app becauseyou're not registered as the car owner
because the person that bought the carprevious, they're not transferred over. It's
still a registered because she bought itwith like eight thousand miles on it,
so they don't even show her asthe owner as far as Infinity is concerned
inside the app. So we're imean, we're hours on the phone with
them. Finally we find a locksmiththat will just open it, okay,
so she can get her stuff outand then she has to relock it,

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but we can't drive it. Soit's just sitting in this neighborhood when a
park right now. So we spenthours on the phone last night trying to
get it sort of like you know, there is a virtual key, but
you have to get into the carto activate the virtual key, and we
kept trying to explain to them wecan't get into the car, and they're
like, when we can send roadsideassistance, Yeah, but we're not there.
It's in the middle of the neighborhoodwhen it was Finally, we're just

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exhausted. Both of us were like, you know what, we'll deal with
this tomorrow. So now the caris sitting in the middle of winter Park.
We don't know where the key is. Wow, we'll start this new
saga today. But it's so crazy, something so small. Yeah, it's
causing so much problems and it reallyis expensive to replace. Those little fobs
are eight hundred dollars. You needto put one of those tags on it,
like the Apple air tags or something. So yesterday, while she was

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waiting on the locks of but thenthen the uber to get home, we
ordered four Apple areas. Now wejust got to get a key, so
we have something in the air tag. But in the meantime, the car
stuck and she doesn't have a car, so we have to figure out how
to Like this needs to be donetoday. I got that happened to me
once, but I always know somebodyknows somebody. And my key was in
the car, okay, And theguy was like, well, listen,

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you're not supposed to know about this, but that's a little button. If
you go up under the sauce,reach under there under the hood, flip
the thumb to the left, Okay, push it. I wish her key
was see if her key was inthe car, because it automatically open when
she puts her hand there. Yeah. Yeah, her keys somewhere absolutely.
Man Like for me in my house, it's just me and the kid,

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and when I put stuff there,it's there. So if I misplaced something,
he knows not to touch it.Stuff. Man, you just lose
your mind looking for stuff. Icouldn't find my glasses one day, and
I'm just like locking and you justlook in and you can't find it.
It's okay, okay, I'm abacktrack this way, and then blah blah
blah, and it's something that's crazy. As I was getting some stuff out

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of the car, my glasses fallingoff, I put them on top of
the trash can in the garage whileI empty out the car. But and
then go in the house and didn'tforget to put to get the glass.
And you feel like whatever it is, even though it's in an animate object,
is just sitting there laughing at youbecause you're walking by it A thousand
times. I told my wife,retrace your steps you. I mean,
I know it sounds, but youwalked ten thousand steps. Yes, today
you gonna walk twenty walk back thewhole thing. But like still like you

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don't know where you dropped it orwhere it bounced or whatever someone else picked
it up. I wonder if somebodylike picked it up and brought it.
Is there like local establishments around there? That's the hope. There is like
a like a centralized office. Sothe hope is and someone today turned it
in and we can You know whatyou don't want to think about it is
the criminal element, right, yeah, it's just walking around and beeping it.

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I needed a car, and theGood Lord says, get me what
hey? Gat would be the goodLord answer in my prayers. Take that
some of them a bit because wehave gap insurance there. You go take
it and run it into the ocean. If you do take it, I'm
gonna need you to total it.Wow. So now the update is that
you can get it done today orwe don't know. We caught another key

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place. They didn't have it instock Well, we're hoping that the dealership
can help us out a little bit. You brought two cars there. Yeah,
but again they're not magicians. Youknow, they can't. Even if
we can get in right now,we can't start it. But that's the
problem. Here's the thing. Iget it. No one's supposed to lose
their keys, but it happens.So what is the system in place for
people who lose their keys? Notsupposed to but I did it? So

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what's the system? And it's usto be register or you're supposed to.
And it's not just about getting inbecause they like you obviously call it locksmith.
Sure, so I can sit inthe car, I can't start it.
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When did you lose something important?Or we won't even say loose, we'll
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get it back? If you could? Four O seven now one nine one
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talk to you right now. Callus on Johnny's house. Sree They say
rain by this afternoon, but otherwisemostly sunny sixty eight now getting up to

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about eighty seven. Right Brin's wife, I've lost her key, cannot get
in a car, and they're goingthrough an ordeal. I mean, there's
a system in place, Just tellme the system. No, you're not
supposed to lose key, but ithappened. So what do we need to
do? And they're not giving youthat. It's like this, what you
do? We jump through hoops yesterday? And I know it sounds simple,
but it's not. It's just crazy, man. So when have you lost

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something? Or will say, displacesomething? And what do you have to
do to get it back? FromLakeland? And good morning? Good morning?
And what did you do? Ilost my keyfob to my car,
and we'll give to you. Ilost one of them and one of the
computer components in my car went out, and so you had to get it
reprogrammed with your keyfob. They can'tdo it unless they have both keypops.

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So I ended up ordering a keyfobonline and taking it to my mechanic who
was able to program it for lessthan half what it would have cost me
to go to the dealer and getone done. Okay, so your mechanic
knew how to program it. Yeah, they've got a computers system and they
just plugged it in. And that'swhat's funny. We called it a locksmith

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and like, well we got thekey fib. Now the key fob is
two hundred dollars. But the programmingpartner, that's where's gonna get you.
I'm like, well how much isHe's like, I don't know. I
mean, you don't know. Idon't know. I paid. I paid
less than one hundred dollars for mykeybob online, O Brian, your mechanics
information. Where is Jake the mechanicsphone? Then with you, I can
text the chance. I'm saying,maybe she can help you. Man said,

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come by my house with the phone, keep your lights down low.
Meet me on the corner of suchand such From Orlando, Miles, Good
morning, Good morning all Miles.Who lost what? So? When I
was fifteen, I was at Iwas on mccayson with my grandparents and I

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went to get something from my mom'scar and I lost. I is late
at night. I had a keypopin my pocket and I told a sleep
on it and it got lost ina bed sheet. Oh no, boy,
I bet they were mad at you. Oh yeah, big time.
Oh they were mad because they becauseI pore up and down to him.

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I was like, I looked everywhere, I looked everywhere, and then we're
packing up and I'm helping Undue tobed and the key falk fall out.
They've already bought it for Oh theywere, they were upset with you.
I can't imagine how mad they werewith you. Huh. Let's just say

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it was a long car ride.It was a long quiet, a long,
quiet, quiet, very quiet carride. I totally understand, myles.
Boy, your fifteen year old askedfor the key and then loses the
key. Me what to say?Over there? Man, Let's see XO
Mobile Power by Attorney Dan Newlyn inErect. Need to check. It's called

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Dan Newland. It's a no brainer. Someone said, well, I lost
my sanity. I still have notfound that yet. Yes, hey,
yes to. They pushed me tothat. I ain't gonna lie. Oh,
there's a lot of stuff's going downat one time. A lot of
people lost their key pops, anda lot of people's kids lose their keyfops.
That's the worst. Where is it? I don't know. You want
to be mad, but you can'tbe What do you mean? You don't
know? You just had it wasright there, but it's not right there?

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What could it mean? I don'tknow. Been there, done that
celebrity news, right, did yousee one of the weekend security guards has
been shot? No? Yes,But it's like there's only so much you
can do with somebody, man.I mean, if I was part of
staff, I'm like, yeah,we're going where Italy. I'm cool.
Hey, brettany can I have acouple of dollars? I want to go
down and get me Yeah, giveme a slice of pieza. Just as

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long as those people are getting paid, they probably don't even care what her
mental well being is, which isso sad. All right, we'll keep
you updated on that one. Wecome back representing your city in a very
good way. We like to callit smarter than Yes, I rain.
I mean a lot of you ain'tgonna get it at all. Thirty cent
chance of a thunderstorm eighty seven isa high sixty eight right now? All
right, we like to call itsmarter than your hood. That's what you

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call up and you represent the cityyou live in. That's all you call
up and say, listen, wehave the smartest city in the world.
So I will represent my city.And if you win today, we're gonna
look it out with a pair oftickets check out Orlando City versus FC Cincinnati
Saturday, May fourth at the terand Co Stadium. Now we're gonna ask
you very very very simple questions,and Brian, when you get the questions
today, Hey, fun and easyat trivia questions, almost anyone can answer

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anyone. I just feel like I'mjust so stupid everybody. Yeah, man,
we need to get some more themiddle school questions. I killed on
no home. We will find outwhat their definition of anyone is. Now,
to show you how simple it is, we play just a little mini
round within ourselves in the room.I will be representing Windermere, Ray,
Winter Park, Nourice, Stupidter,Jupiter. All right. The way it

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works is you don't yell out theanswer. You yell out the name of
your city, and then you geta chance to answer. You get it
right, you get a point,you get it wrong, you take away
a point. For the last questionis either for the tie or for the
win. Here we go again,b all right, what is a baby
kangaroo called? Oh? Baby kangaroo? On twice? No no takers on

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this one. No Ray really wantsto say it, all right, Ray,
no, no, no, buzzall right, it's a Joey Joey
did you know that? Right?Goodness, Joey Joey baby kangaroo today zero
zero zero, all right? Questionnumber two, what is the highest color
belt in most karate systems? Black? Black belt is correct? Yeah?

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Right here, let's go right oneto zero to zero. All right,
Let's see how many continents are thereon Earth? WHOA seven? Seven?
Correct? They don't count to zeroto zero? All right. This is
a two point question, the lastone. This is either gonna get thee

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to win, or you'll all tiewith zero, or you'll tie with Maurice.
All right. What year was ChristopherColumbus credited with discovering America? I
know it's in that song. Yeah, for that one. You know there's
some comb sales. See him blue, Yeah, Blue Ryo. You're gonna

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give it. You're gonna give himthe race to win three two? Ray
say it? Say it? Fourteentwo? Correct. He just takes hold
and I get tied. It's no, you're not gonna I got nothing right

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this week. This one one questiontakes all. What boiling point of water
is degrees in celsius? No,boiling water is celsius. Yes, I
do Celsius boiling point of water.All right, I'm gonna let you go

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closest to the number one. Sorry, you were ahead first, So you
go first. Ninety eight eight ninetyeight for Maurice Ray. What do you
say? I'm gonna go with ninetyseven the wrong direction? You went the
wrong direction. It's one hundred.Did you say ninety eight degrees? Because

(25:41):
you like the band? Is today'swinter? Okay? All right? So
you want to play, you cananswer those questions and you want to represent
your city, well, chance togo check out Orlando City or the Cincinnati
Saturday at the Intering Colt Stadium orO seven now one nine one O six

(26:02):
seven eight seven seven now one nineone O six seven calls now when on
Johnny's house, won't get anything,and it's just happened about after five o'clock.
Otherwise it's going to be mostly sunny. Eighty seven is a high.
It's still sixty eight right now.We do this once a week, try
to find out what is the smartestcity in Central Florida. And we find
out by playing smarter than your hood. That's what you call up and represent

(26:23):
your city and you answer the easiestquestions in the world and you can tell,
cause we just played a minute ago. You're like, man, that's
so easy. So now all youhave to do is call up, tell
us where you're from, and thenwe'll play the game. Representing the humongous
city of Longwood, Florida, Julia, good morning, good morning, and
how long? How long have youlived in Longwood? I have lived in

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Longwood sixty years now, Central Florida, My entire life, though, And
why do you love Longwood so much? People don't talk about Longwood. No
one ever talks about Longwood, goodbad, exactly. That's exactly why I
love. It's a hidden secret.Yeah, good, bad. Nothing They
say nothing about Longer, always saylong We up to know good? All

(27:06):
right, So we're all gonna jumpin Brine's truck and head over to your
house. Where are you gonna takeus? What kind of island? Oh?
Nice, very nice, very nice? I like that, all right,
Harriet? All right? And ifyou can connect that to the next
line, representing the brand new,buts soon to be overgrown city of Lake
Noona, Florida, Kenny Kenny,Good morning, Hey morning, Johnny.
How you doing good? And howlong have you lived in Lake Nona,

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I've been in Lakenona for the lastof twenty twenty, for four years,
for your youth, my whole life. You watch your city grow to this
nice, little sweet town, tojust like everybody else. Yeah, it's
a lot of people now, alot more now than it wasn't twenty twenty.
I'm sick, absolutely, So we'rewe're jumping into raised car. This
time we're driving over to your housewhere you gonna take us. So we're

(27:52):
gonna go over to Boxy Park andwe're gonna go over to park pizza.
Okay, okay, very good,very good. Enjoyed the slights of pizza,
and we're gonna have a good coldbeer. I like that. I
like that all right. Now listen. The way it works is we're gonna
ask you a question. If youget it right, all you have to
do is yell out your city.You get a chance to answer. You
get it right, you get apoint. You get it wrong, we
take away a point. But thelast one is either for a tie or

(28:12):
for the win. Now, wegot to gauge how you sound, So
with the counter three, I needyou to yell out your cities one,
two, three, Okay, No, I gonna need you a little bit
louder. Let's try it again.One, two, three, All right,
that's how it's done. All right, here we go again. Yell
out your city. If you yellout the answer, we will take a

(28:33):
point. All right. Here itis what is the hardest natural substance on
Earth? Longwood? Julia? Adiamond is correct? Yeah? Get the
board? Yes, right? No? All right? In which country would
you find the Sydney Opera House?Australia? Very good? The score is

(29:00):
one till one be grind all right. What was the name of the ship
that brought the pilgrims to America insixteen twenty? Ooh, that would be
Kenny again, the may Flower?It Titanic. I'm sorry, it was
the Mayflower. All right. Nowthis is where things get very good and
very interesting. Okay, Julia,you get it right. It is a

(29:22):
tie. Julia, you get itwrong, you lose. Kenny, you
get it right, you win,Kenny, you get it wrong. We
go to a tie, and thenwe go to the tiebreg of questions.
Do you guys both understand? Yeah, Julia understand. Julia. I can't
hear. I didn't hear anything.You hear it, you hear word,

(29:44):
I said, this could be thetyberg. All right, this is a
topeger question. Get it get itright. If you get it right as
a tie, you get it wrong, you lose. Got it all right,
Ray, when you ever you're ready? Okay, what is the Japanese
art of folding paper called one?Julia for the time ORIGI correct? All

(30:07):
right, we go to the timebreak a question. Here we go,
seeing that we're almost in the monthof May and we have Memorial Day,
so we have a Memorial Day question. What is the number of hot dogs
that will be consumed every second fromMemorial Day till Labor Day? The number
of hot dogs consumed every second fromMemorial Day till Labor Day. Let's start

(30:33):
with you, Kenny. I'm gonnago with ten thousands, Good lord,
ten thousand, okay, Julia seven? Seven? Wow, good lord?
Seven? Well, the number iseight hundred and eighteen hot dogs will be

(30:56):
consumed every second from Memorial Day tillLabor Day. What do you have?
Because you always write it down,I had three hundred junior. Congratulations with
the guests of seven. You arethe winner. You weren't really close,
not at all, just close.I got a pair of ticket see Orlando
Orlando City s C versus FC CincinnatiSaturday, May fourth, at the inter

(31:19):
Inco Stadium. You hope hold ona second so we can get some information
from you. We come back,we gonna tell you about a dare or
bet that well, it didn't gobad. They had to pay it off,
but they did something silly. That'son the way on Johnny, what
things need to know? Coming upthis Sunday, we'll be broadcasting live.
It is sinco oh. And thenif this thing's happening in this town,

(31:40):
if it's a big event, wewill go and we're gonna be a rock
Os Tacos starting at noon. Wewere there from noon until three, coming
up this Sunday, and I wantyou to come on by and say hello
and per take and remember some ofy'all got to work on Monday. We've
seen it. But it's gonna bea big the biggest, the biggest Sinkle
to Myles. Celebration going on issent of Florida, and of course we
got to be there starting at noono'clock. Noon. I like that.

(32:05):
Just start using that Nune o'clock nono'clock, baby, it is gonna be
a Nune o'clock Saturday. A tank. See that's why you gotta get a
new one, because this don't wantto laugh. This one don't want to
laugh no more force. Yeah,it is all right, So we'll see
you this Sunday. Come on outand say hello and celebrate. Sinkle the
mio. All right. I sawthis video in the re scene it also

(32:29):
and it's a viral video. Nowset it up. A brother bet his
sister. Yes, okay, soI mean looking at the video alone and
goes straight into it. You seethese rows of people who are graduating and
they're walking across this huge field,a football field basically, and in the
moment of the video you see likea font you know how they put the
text over the videos, and it'slike, I bet my sister to plant

(32:49):
face. I bet a fifty dollarsshould plant face. The plant face during
her ceremony walk and like midway throughthe video, she does this drasticall fall
and she's literally eating the grass andeverything. So she drastically gets up to
and the video pans over to thebreath and he's like, I gotta give
her the money, man, Now, I bet in here all the time.
I bet I bet you Ray,you won't go do this, but
maybe I'm not offering enough money.I wouldn't have done that for fifty dollars

(33:12):
because that's something's gonna be remember forthe rest of my life. You want
me to face plan, it's gonnacost you at least two fitty at least
two fit fifty too fitty. Wow, Yeah, that's the llegu. I
mean, you want me to walkdown and boom, hit the dirt.
It's gonna fifty dollars. Ain't gonnadoing fifty dollars two fifty hours. I'll
do it, you know, Ithink everybody has a price. I bet,
I bet on anything. I beton everything. You really do.
I say, Ray, bet youwon't go into that meeting or the next

(33:35):
meeting. I bet you won't dothis. And I'm like, come much,
you've done one. I remember wehad to negotiate and I had to
pay up, but I can't rememberwhat it was. I don't do theirs,
but I'll pay to have one.I will not do that. What's
the last dare or bet you've doneme? I don't really do it either.
I like to throw in on theI bet you won't and stuff like
that, and I throw in onit, but I don't usually do them

(33:57):
myself. Ray, does I meanthere is a price? I would do
just about anything for just about anythingif you hit the right price. Fase
planning at my own graduation, that'sabout two fitty. What's your price?
I probably would have done it fora hundred bucks. A hundred bucks,
yeah, Ray, how much foryou? I would have done it for
fifty if your sister bet you fittedout? Yeah, I would, no

(34:20):
joke. Just walking in and layingright on your face, no problem at
all, rests your price. Ithink I would have done it for fifty
here really yeah, some low rollersjust to have fun with it, you
know, really, because now it'sgoing to be a story to talk about.
I have no dee a memory foryou and your sibling, or in
this case, a viral video.I've seen friends do stuff like that.
I'll make a bet that I'll dothis, and you have to wear I
think I think one bet. Ihad to wear another team's jersey for a

(34:44):
week and I'm trying to think whatgame it was, and I couldn't wash
it and I had to wear itevery single day A Knicks No, no,
please on that bet. It's gonnabe mad at me because I wouldn't
do it. I want to findout for you what is a bet or
day that you have done, andwhat's the going rate for something like that?
Now, I ain't gonna be outrageousand like give you two hundred dollars

(35:06):
to go into a meet and say, you know, you guys are stupid.
I would never do that, butI think it would be funny.
Four oh seven now one nine oneo six seven eight seven seven nine one
nine one o six seven. Youdared gave someone a bet that they would
not do something back in the day, I bet you won't one across that
street. I bet you won't.Better just try and like the kids in
the neighborhood, we used to dareeach other all the time, but it
would be for like nothing. Yeah, I bet you wont throw a rocket

(35:30):
and the car come down the street. Oh yeah, I bet I will.
I bet you won't go to jungdidgch mister blah blah Blah's house.
I bet I will. Yeah.And then what did you get? You
get back and say I did it? Just say that you did it?
Cool? Now, sir, fouroh seven now one nine one o six
seven, eight seven seven now onenine one o six seven. You can
text our except mobile is four oneo six seven. Social media live stream

(35:52):
dare or bet and what's the goingrate on one? What's the best one
you've ever done? We want tohear about it, So call us and
tell us about it on Johnny's houseright now. And maybe a thirty percent
chance of rain. This had tonoon, otherwise it's gonna be a lot
of sunshine. A guy bet hissister that she would not nose plant as
she was walking the stage to gether diplomba, and she did for fifty
dollars. We're trying to find outfrom you what are some dares of bets

(36:13):
that you have done. Uh,let's see that old from Orlando. Good
morning, Hey, good morning man. All right, what did you do?
Yeah? Yeah, there bartender,female bartender anywhere to smack you for
fifty bucks. They never do itevery time. I bet I dare them,
Like, listen, I give youfifty bucks if you give me a
good smack. Well it's a liability. They can't. Yeah, No one's

(36:37):
gonna pay all that they did it. I had two or two out of
fifty people who've done it, butother people be scared, and it's people
get old, they get excited,and they're bugging out because, oh,
she just smacked the crap out ofme, and I give him fifty bucks.
Oh so this was a this wasa this is a full flare.
Pull your hand backsmack y. Youknow, why would you why would why

(36:57):
would you want that? Why wouldyou pay somebody to do that? He's
some kind of free You like that? You like that a phone call for
a therapist? You know I'm notworthy? Smack me fifty dollars. He's
last. There's a bartender that's goneviral. That's her thing, and she's
made really, she made like thousandsof dollars a night. I've seen her

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and you tell her and she smacksit yeah, and she goes. Now
she doesn't even work at the samebar. She goes bar to bar to
bar to bar and real smack.Yeah, she should give you the shot
and you take it and she smacksthe hell out of you and people pay
her. I don't get it.From Orlando Angel to the morning, isn't
it good morning? I dare orbet which one wasn't it was there?

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And what do you dare someone well, someone dared me to dye my hair
blonde for graduation when I graduated withhigh school and what what what's the normal
color of your hair? So thenormal color is I it was Jeff black
and so what I did was andand my hair was really curly at the

(38:04):
time, so I looked like,you know, old school justin Timberlake.
And yeah, it was. Itwas not pretty. Said, what what
did your parents say about that?Well, my mom, So what I
did was I just died the toppart of it and they didn't see it
until I took off my cap whenI graduated and everybody saw it. And

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I wound up getting one hundred dollarsout of it. So so when you
look back on those photos, now, what are you thinking? It was
a lot of regret. I woundup moving to a different state and I
had to get my license changed andmy license was with blonde hair. So

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that was not a good not agood time. Hey. But and you
like se I go on a hundreddollars, I did get a hundred dollars.
I didn't get a hundred dollars,all right. Thanks for sharing that,
Angel, Thank you. That's athat's a big one, right,
there, Orlando Renee. Good morning, good morning, good morning, dare
or bed All. What was it? I worked at a nightclub down here,

(39:08):
Orlando Downtown, and they dared meto twoke people out of the club
for no reasons. Who dared youto do this? Your coworkers dared you
to just pick a random person andthrow them out of the club for no
reason. I'm laughing, but I'dbe pissed. And you did it.
I made like three hundred dollars.You're lucky to get sued. So okay,

(39:32):
let's say, okay, I wantedokay, obviously you're a bouncer,
right, yeah, all right,So Brian and I are just sitting on
the bar having a beer, mindmy own business. How would you throw
one of us out? I wasbuying? But like, what did you
say? Brian say, Brian,I got it, Brian say nothing?
What's up? I would say.I ain't say anything, man, what's

(39:54):
up? No? You give mea drink? Take your drink out.
I won't even make it talk.But I didn't say. But I ain't
say nothing, and you come on, let's go. Shee wow, mafia,
wow. I was I was abig guy. I was big.
You're a doorman. Doorman, that'scrazy. I'm there having a drink in

(40:17):
a front I paid money to getin, and you would throw me out.
Yeah, I would be sing itwas fun. You wouldn't know there
was a bet like I would.I know that I would still being an
establishment. And the thing is isthat the club's gonna always back their people,
always back to pay. They weregoing to assume you were drunk and
said something, Wow, Renee,that's just cold, bro fuck come over

(40:39):
it. I made three hundred.I made three hundred. He made three
hundred. Yeah. I would hatefor you to get to heaven and say,
hey, you know what you didgood, But can you tell me
about you just tossing people for noreason. Oh no, They're gonna let
him in. And after about fiveminutes, Hey, what you say?
What you say? Gotta go?Hey, hey, put put down the
hearth. We gotta go. Hehappened. Happened. One guy came in.

(41:02):
He was there for like fifteen minutes, and my dad was like,
yo him that and I knocked hisdrink over. I'm like, all right,
you're out. I'm gonna put yourwhole find out what club he used
to work at? Right, findout, No, get him. I
got to find out which one itis? Dragging room? Was it here?

(41:22):
Did he say it was downtown onEnd? Though? Wow? Right?
What they said over there? Somebodysaid when I was a kid,
I was dared to drink a gallonof milk within an hour. Seemed like
an easy tax task. But no, sir, the human body is not
meant. Oh, I am notgoing to say a word right now.

(41:43):
Hey, right, hey, youknow I was part owner of that club,
right, yeah, yes, man, I am not surprised. Gosh,
back in your I'm Johnny Magic days, you ate shrimp from lou Pearlman
that he boreguarded from old people,and your your own security was throwing random

(42:07):
innocents out of the club. Damn. Okay, Wow, this is your
Hall of Famer. Wow, Wow, this is your broadcast Hall of Famer.
Hold on second, renee your assfire, don't come back. It's
like, sir, you don't onthat place anymore time. I'm just glad

(42:28):
your mom's not in town to hearthis. That's what I'm did you finish?
Right? What do you got?Basically, he was there to drink
a gallon of milk, which showedme Obviously your body's not supposed to be
doing that. So he lost.That's that nutmeg thing too. You can
what they said. Let's see XLold Power by Attorney Dan Newlan interrect need
to check call Dan Newlin. Someonesaid they were dare to get a tattoo

(42:50):
on the inside of their lip,and they were told that it would disappear
after two years, but twenty yearslater it's still there. That's great.
Listen, if someone asked you todo adare or a bet, think of
a long term remifortation. This isthe weekend. Hey, it's Olivia Rodrigo,
Johnny's House Mornings, Orlando's number onehit music station all day sixty seven

(43:14):
Orlando Now the Johnny's House Entertainment Newswith Ray. All Right, So obviously
the Downfall of Ditty, that TMZdocumentary that they put together was released,
and they talked to a lot ofpeople. They talked to Shuge Night Yeah,
from prison. They talked to him, and the crazy thing is is

(43:34):
that they were kind of surprised withhis response this. I thought he was
going to like continue to bash Dittyor like talk all this like junk about
Ditty because obviously they've had that beefsince the nineties. So he was talking
about how the first thing he thoughtabout was Ditty's kids and the negative impact
and the allegations and how it hason the hip hop culture. He said,

(43:57):
there's nothing to cheer for. Youknow, he's not the type of
person to cheer for people's downfalls.And he said, especially especially because there's
victims involved, so there's nothing tocheer about. They wanted him to be
petted like fifty cents, and he'slike, nah, man, listen,
I thought about his family, youknow, and the hip hop and he's
a part of the hip hip hophistory. Yeah, and so that's what
he's saying. He's like, he'drather like squash his beef with Puffy through

(44:21):
conversation instead of just like rooting forthe world to tear him down. So
I was like, oh, wow, that's actually pretty big of him.
The camera cook came out to anything. Yeah, we're also in the documentary.
There was somebody that was supposed tocome to Ditty's defense, but they
canceled on Steve Harvey at the lastminute, and they posted the screenshot of

(44:44):
the text message of the person thatcanceled and said, Hey, I unfortunately
don't think it's right for my lifeto actually come forward and defend him like
I was going to. I havesuch a low key, calm life and
I don't want to disrupt it.If one person, which just one person,
was supposed to tip forward, wellthere was another person that was there
to defend him. Stevie j Okay. He's part of back bad Boy Rackers.

(45:07):
He's also part of a Real HousewifeLove and Hip Hop. Oh is
he? Yeah? Steve he wasmarried to Biggie Small's ex wife. Oh
okay, gotcha. So that's howthey're connecting. That makes sense. Well,
this dude was defunding him. Butanyways, they talked to other like
Diddy's former bodyguard who are against him, and they were talking about how they

(45:27):
think, like Hollywood is being soquiet about this, and they said,
you don't throw stones and glasshouses inHollywood. And since every single thing was
recorded, people are scared because they'veprobably been tied up with things I don't
want to be exposed. Way backin the day, that's how they did
it in the Playboy mansion and madesure that nobody ever got arrested because they

(45:50):
recorded everything. Did he must havetook you know, took to that and
he recorded everything. Do you know, if you want to one his party,
you did something freaking nasty, yep, you know. And so also
somebody said that listen. I thinkthat also things were recorded. But I
think they're scared that something will happento them, like Kid Cuddy his car
got blown up in his driveway becausehe was against Didty and like all that

(46:12):
stuff. But there's one person thatcame out that was working on the investigation
and she said R Kelly had supportersearly on, R Kelly had people supporting
him, like all this stuff.Now one person has come out and really
defended Didty. It's just all rightradio silence. So it just says a
lot. But the key thing that'sgoing on right now is Brendan Paul.
He is the key to the investigation. He's the drug dealer, the gun

(46:36):
meal, yes, the drug meal. The gun meal he used to pay
the prostitutions at the freak off parties. So he is the one that everybody
is just holding on a hope thatwill just unravel this whole time. Yeah,
so that's what they think is goingon right now. But I mean,
Dannity Kanees Aubrey O'Day was talking aboutit, and she remember that,
and I was telling you that Diddypaid all of those people to sign an

(46:59):
end DA and then they got theirrights to the publishing to their music.
Well three hundred of dollars is whathe was going to pay them. So
she was like, no, I'mnot going to sign this and I'm not
going to sign NDA for three hundreddollars to not tell my story. But
everybody else did everybody else. Iwonder why he bought lowballed her because she

(47:20):
had the most dirt name of DannyKane song. How much is her publishing
work? Yeah, I mean withthree hundred dollars. So that's why she
was like, now I'm good.I'm I'm going to keep my my stories
and be able to tell them.Well, here's the thing. If anybody
that steps out and says anything nowbecause they're looking for people to do that,
you're on the spotlight. You donot want the spotlight on you.
Nope, don't say that damn thing. Yep, And that's why everybody's being

(47:42):
quiet. One thing that they didsay, though, is at Cassie,
even though she's settled with Diddy,she can be subpoena in a federal court
case to talk about her story.You know what she's like, Look,
I don't want to buddy, ify'all make me. Yeah, if you're
a subpoena. Everyone about them waslike, right, goodness right here that
I don't lose my money. Yeah, and then I'll talk. But it

(48:05):
is kind of weird where nothing hashappening. But when the lady said,
she was like our Kelly had supporters, Yeah? Did? He has?
Not one person that's come forward inHollywood. My thing is, I wouldn't
if I knew something right now.I don't want that light on me.
I got a nice little life here. I'm not huh. Whoever says something,
all the attention everything is coming toyou. Who wants that? But
he wants that? Man, wewe come back, we'll try to bridge

(48:28):
the gaps of generations. We're gonnahelp each other out. And I'll tell
you what we'll looking after five andit's gonna be mostly Sonny. We used
to do this, and what wetry to do is bridge the gaps between
young and old and Ray you sayit's time for us to get some new
words out there. I feel likewe should start the street cred again.
Okay, just hear what the otherwords are that we have. Okay,

(48:49):
because I sometimes talking about a kid, I don't know what he'say. I
don't know what you're saying. Ah. And so you're saying I'm reading this
article this morning, and they're likeinstead of saying, yola, I'm glad
that went away. Yo, yallo. It was so dumb. It was.
The new term is dift d IF TP And what does that mean?

(49:09):
Do it for the plot? Yo? Do it the y I've heard
the plot. I've heard the thislike spoken out version of it. I've
never heard anyone use the just theletters. So maybe that's just like one
of your texts. Maybe you knowwhen you're texting somebody and you put d
I F T P. Do itfor the for the plot. So my
son is nineteen now and his littlefriend is nineteen and always twenty they do.

(49:31):
They record their podcast at my house. So I set it up and
then I go in the other roomand do my work, but I can
hear them, and they they theysay all of these things to each other,
and I'm sitting there like, ohmy god, Like it really is
interesting to listen to, like I'veheard. That's why I've heard do it
for the plot. Bro. LikeI'm having to process all this as I

(49:52):
listened to it. It's actually prettyinteresting, but it's keeping me up the
pace. Oh what help? Yeah? What's another one they have? They
said that never say give me thefour one one says that I know.
They just say spilled the tea,which we know. Don't say things are
fire. You gotta say it's lit, because that's coming back to style.
Don't say dis you gotta say clapback. Okay, let's see here.

(50:15):
Instead of saying r O f L, which is like rolling on the floor
laughing, you just send the skullemoji because nobody says r O f L
anymore. Like dead. Yeah,they said they always say dead, they
send just D E D Yeah.And then instead of saying L M f
AO, you gotta write I JB O L. I just burst out

(50:37):
laughing. Not too much stupid.I don't like textic at all. I
know L O L big. Idon't care. Wow, I think I
might start using to it for theplot though. Don't do that anyhow.
I'm gonna okay, he said,Okay, I want to acknowledge. You
just know I'm not being rude.I just asked you not to. You're

(50:58):
gonna do it anyway, So thatphrase coming out of your mouth here,
nothing go ahead, basically like they'retelling you just move on, right,
I don't know, I don't know, you know. I think they're telling
you to do it for the story, like, yeah, do this so
you can have have a story totell. All right, So parents or

(51:20):
what do we call them? Iwant to call them young people. I
want to call them gen zers?Right yeah, all right, listen,
if there's some phrases, the termsout there that we don't know and don't
come in here with no joke laughingat nobody uses that because you called it
in we don't know any better.Got a pair of tickets you imagine dragons
at the Mid Florida Credit Union Amphitheaterin Tampa. Tickets on sale right now.
Phrases terms that you use or yourkids use that people need to know

(51:44):
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(52:06):
saying. Share it with us.I don't care what age you are.
Got a pair of tickets to ImagineDragons Mid Floida Credit Union Amphitheater four O
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otherwise it's gonna be mostly sunny today, all right, trying to get that
street cred that's wheed some terms orphrases that you hear from your kids or

(52:30):
you use yourself. Now, forgiving us that information, then now we
can better better communicate with what isgeneration? What? Now? This is
alpha generation Alpha? Yeah, thatwas a twenty ten to this year,
and then next anything born next yearwill be beta. Okay, jen A's
We're gonna hook you up a pairof tickets to see Imagine Dragons at the

(52:51):
Mid Florida Credit Union Amphitheater and Tampatickets on sale right now. Y'all ready
to get educated up in hell fromthe land. Rachel, good morning,
good morning. All right, itis what some of those cool phrases,
man, Okay, have you heardlike let them cook? I've never heard
that one explain. It's like likelet him do his thing, like wait

(53:14):
and watch what watch what's gonna happen? Basically like let them, let them
do their thing, and just playinglet them cook. Man, they're saying
in sports a lot, Yeah,let them cook. See what's up?
Let them use that one before finalOkay, finally let them cook? All
right, all right, anything elseyou want to share? Is that the
one you want through out there?Oh? Well, we were talking about
that one the other day and weheard one day I had never heard before,

(53:34):
and I'm twenty two, but itwas like I'm cooked. So I
actually don't know what that one means, but I've heard it said before and
back in my day. I mean, you were high as here was.
I mean, it could be thenew Yeah, I guess they say I'm
cooked. If you say I'm cooked, you're saying I'm done because I'm exhausted

(53:55):
over. Yeah cooked, Okay,I'm twenty two, and I have no
idea about that. All right.This came from a website called Distractified that
that has some of these sayings,and it says, it's beings you're just
burned out, you're physically drained,all right. From Orlando, Cat,
good morning, good morning Cat.What do you want? What you want
to share with us today? Allright? So instead of saying best friend

(54:17):
forever, it's b s F bestsister friend b s F best sister friend.
It's like someone who like you canfight with, but you're always like
that, always be your best like, yeah, you're so close, you're
so close your sisters instead of friends, Will Johnny be my b b F

(54:37):
my best brother friend? Yeah?I think that's racist what he calls me
his BCF his best cracker friend.I would never say that b g K
friend. Oh yeah, you knowwhat you are b L s Okay,

(55:02):
I like that. I was gonnabe as my best annoying friend. From
Orlando, Samantha, good morning,good morning. All right, give us
some new terms and phrases we needwe need to know, all right.
So this one is it's heard soh E A R D like hurt.

(55:22):
Yeah, heard like term of acknowledgmentslike THET heard. I learned that from
my sister and I'm a millennial andI'm like, what the heck, but
of course we hang out all thetime. I accidentally said it in a
meeting with my boss. She wastelling me something. I was like,
hurt, and my boss like,what nothing, nothing heard. My son

(55:45):
says that to me, but Iknow, damn well, he ain't hear
me because he would have said hesays her, but he don't do nothing.
Hurt? Are you hurt? Youshould say ignored? From Orlando Melissa,
good morning, good morning. Ihit us with some phrases, and
my son is eleven, and insteadof saying that's a lie, he says,

(56:08):
cap. Yeah. See what happensis it becomes a cool phrase and
then parents start using it, andthen they don't use it anymore, and
then the youngsters start using it becausethey think it's cool because they heard somebody
say it, so that that soundsabout right. No, cap, I'm
you know, it's one that Ikept hearing, which I heard it from

(56:30):
my roommate. First. It's literallyspelled out, like why you e r
T? But it's like Ye're likeliterally and it's just like a stoked way
to like express like year so likelike I'm not even joking. There's so
many times when I go with myfriends from Magic and we'll just like someone
just busts the mover like yeah that. When I first heard, I was

(56:53):
like, what happened? Somebody saidyacht, Yeah we've heard that one.
Yeah, I've said it before.And then skimvity. So someone posted on
the XL mobile to which one giveyeah, givinty uh huh, and I

(57:14):
guess it's it's it comes from asong, okay, because my kids sing
the s givty do upon my kidssing that. Uh yes, it says
skimmity ohio riz and that's from TikTok. But that's that's something the same thing

(57:37):
you said, Wow, I don'tI don't know. We sounded real cool.
Yeah, well I would never saythat. I don't know what age
I was. You wouldn't hear walkings giv it high d give it.
I was like, yeah, Iknow he would, saying that's just my
b C. Yes, I thinkI think Brian's having a stroke. I
think Rachel let him cook. Wegonna hook you up. Gotta pay a

(58:00):
ticket, se of mad in Dragons, Mid Florida Credit Union, ampatheat and
temp and it's gonna be nice cityseventy height to day of seventy eight.
We always celebrate those special days,and today he is what it is an
honesty day, honesty day that you'resupposed to go out of the way to
be honest. But they said theyactually found an interesting survey that they think,

(58:21):
for the most part, people areway more honest than everyone thinks.
So a lot of times you hearthat everyone lies X amount of times a
day. But they said that thosestudies actually are skewed because there are some
people who are just chronic liars andthey throw the numbers way off. Yeah,
but for the most part, theysay they think everybody is more honest
than not honest. Okay, okay, So on a scale of one to
ten, we're gonna ask you tobe honest. What do you rate yourself

(58:45):
be on a scale of one toten, how honestly? I would say
I'm probably a strong seven, strongseven, Okay, I would say,
Okay, there's things I mean alot of times I'm dishonest with myself.
Yeah, I count that too,Gonna say does that matter? Yeah,
I think so. For me,it does I count it. I would
say I'm a I'm a strong eight, and I mean I'm not. I'm

(59:08):
not perfect. Uh. There aresome things that, especially when you're dealing
with a kid, you kind ofskew a little bit true until they're old
enough to figure it out. Oncethey figure it out, But for the
most part, I'm honest because Iwant people to be honest with me.
Ray on a scale of one toten, way are you? I would
probably say I'm a seven as wellbecause of the like the stuff that I

(59:30):
say to myself And what do youthink? What do you think? Why
do you think you're dishonest to yourself? But what are some of the things
that you're dishonest about? If it'stoo personal, you don't have to say,
Yeah, I don't think I givemyself enough credit. And I think
that I tell myself a lot oflies to like push myself as far as
it can possibly go. Really so, yeah, so you use that to
motivate yourself, Yes, but ina very not so great way. Do

(59:54):
you think you have you think youhave a chip on your should no?
Okay? And I think the otherand why I would give myself a seven
is because I think too much ofother people's feelings. And it's not like
I'm lying. I wouldn't never likelie to somebody, but I would be
very gentle with the honesty. Soyou wouldn't say the hard part of what

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you're being honest about, but youwould keep it to the point where what
you're saying to them is honest enough. Yes, because I be in line
just a bare minimum of honesty,because you don't want to hurt their feelings,
yes, and I don't want tobe the one to ruin them.
That's where a lot of my sevencomes from too. I think I just
I hold stuff back versus be honest. Yeah, just for the greater good,

(01:00:37):
I think. Yes, you remindedme one of my friends is a
lawyer, and she said, don'tlie, just be more creative, basically
telling the truth. Yeah. Butwhat if they come back at you and
say, hey, listen, Ilisten, I can take it. What
did they say? Okay? Well, then I would tell yeah okay they
say they say damn, and belike, well, this is what I

(01:00:57):
heard, this is what they said. It's probably why it's best I'd ever
win the power Ball, because thenthat that seven will jump up to a
ten. I'm telling everybody, andfor me, I think it's one reason
where I don't really get involved withoffice gossip. We talk in this room.
When when in the room, guys, you understand we're in that room
with each other for maybe five andfour and a half hours, five days
a week. We're going to talkto each other outside this room. No

(01:01:20):
one will run up to me andgo and joy, did you hear?
I'm like, okay, first ofall, why are you telling me this?
Because when somebody tells you something,they want something in return. No
one knows me like that. Sofor me, I don't did you hear
about so and so? I ain'theard her damn thing. And I'm not
saying that to be mean. Iain't heard anything unless one of y'all told
me. But like for a primeexample that like when Nurie started and she
was like, can I have yourfeedback? Like I want your honest opinion,

(01:01:42):
your feedback, and it I gaveher like my critics or like my
her my critiques. I guess Iwould say nervous, but they were like
they weren't harsh. Well, right, so you were dishonest? Remember,
No, I wasn't being dishonest.But I'm just saying, like I told
her, I'm like, don't doublethink things, don't know a second,
guess yourself, like do it theway that we've been doing it for years

(01:02:04):
now. For me, when sheasked me that, I'm like, it's
not good for her career if Iboonfeed it. So I'm gonna have to
tell you, Yeah, this iswhat you're doing wrong. And girl,
if you keep on doing it thisway, this is what's gonna happen and
ain't me. You got time tomake this right. But I'm feeling if
you really want to do this,then you will take what I said,
learn from it, and grow fromit. And then that same night I
went to bed at eight thirty andI brought it then to day Ladia gave

(01:02:28):
back, yeah, right, likeI was already honest with you once.
Then on a scale of one toten, how honestly I had to put
myself around like an eight eight pointfive it what do you say the one
point five? This honesty comes fromwhat to be honest? Like to be
honest, I'm like the first twothings that pop in my head are my
mom and my dog. Like Ikeeps on my Okay, we're gonna go

(01:02:50):
outside body, and then it takesme like an hour to actually do it.
But I'm like hyping her up about. I'm like, we're gonna get
there. The little dogs are reallysmart. He's like, I'm gonna just
lay here for another ten because that'syour average. But then it's like with
my mom, like sometimes I justdon't want to hear it, and I'm
thirty two and i want to explainmyself and I'm doing a thing, and
she's like, you know, justbeing a Hispanic mom. And I love
her, but I'm like, sometimesit's just a delicate white life for her

(01:03:12):
to just not be on top ofme. For me, it's lizo mission
to my mom. I mean,look, she's retired, my dad's no
longer there. If I give heranything juicy, that's what's gonna run in
ahead. And you know, I'mlike, I'm not gonna do it.
Yesterday she was like, you knowwhat you should do? You should send
me your location, and I waslike, I don't think that's a good
idea. She's gonna really know aboutmy life. My mom asked me three

(01:03:34):
times to be my Facebook friends.She's like, did you get my request.
I tell her, y'all got it? What right do you let her
be friends with others like in yourgroup? Oh no, she won't do
that, okay, but my mamwill pop up there every day every now
and then and go, that's myson. I don't do that because they
know that's you, and I don'twant them to know. I'm gonna go

(01:03:55):
ahead to leate that. Get thatout of that, all right, Let's
see that on Honesty Day, Iwant to find out how honest are you?
And again, be honest? Allright? I want to see somebody
that's about a fifty percent and Iwant to know why not gonna? I
just want to know why. Fouroh seven now one nine one o six
seven eight seven seven now one nineone o six seven of the XL mobile

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for texting is four one o sixseven. Live streamers, we know we
love talking to you social media.Let's see if you be honest on social
media on a scale of one toten, how honest are you call us
up? If you're ten, wewant to hear that too. If you're
one, I definitely want to talkto you. Four oh seven now one
nine one o six seven eight sevenseven nine one nine one o six seven,

(01:04:38):
National Honesty Day. How thank youso much for joining us every day.
We do appreciate you. Thirty percentchance of rain and it's gonna happen
out to five o'clock otherwise mostly sunny. It is seventy right now and it's
gonna get up to about eighty sevendegrees today. It's National Honesty Day.
We just want to find out howhonest are are you? Right? Let's

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see here, let's go from Orlando, Melissa, good morning, it's me
again, Hey me again. Wedidn't remember I'm crutally honest. Okay,
So on a scale of one toten, you're ten twenty, you're a
twenty? Yeah? Really? Areyou? Are you in the Are you

(01:05:26):
in a relationship right now? No, I'm divorced. Okay, Let's say
you're in a relationship and it's agreat guy. And then at the end
of a movie he goes, wow, was that good? Or what You're
gonna be honest or you're like,yeah, you know, it's okay,
I'll be honest. It won't evenfinish if it's not. I'm like,

(01:05:48):
never mind, the movie is over. Damn hey something. I can't even
take one for the team. Andsometimes when you're in the movie theater good
to bad. I'm gonna finish thatmovie, right, I already bought it.
Yes, well, the guys mostlydo, but I'm not. If
I'm not finishing the movie, thenI'm sorry. You're not finishing the movie.

(01:06:08):
Dag. There's a selfishness there.I mean, geez, wow,
you know what I'm gonna finish,whether you do or not. I'm be
honest with you. Your what.Yeah, I'm too old to just let
somebody watch a movie and I'm notgonna enjoy the movie. I'm finishing with
it without you. What happened tothat nurture in nature? I'm too old

(01:06:30):
for that. During my plenties,mostly saying what it is right now?
You hold on? You hold ona second? Wow? Okay. I
think at some point in life youall get to that point in your life
you don't care about what other peoplethink, how they feel. It's how
I think and feel. That's becauseyou've been burned a couple of times.
So I'm just gonna put it outthere and if you go for it,

(01:06:53):
you go for it. John.What are you doing? Man? John?
What you're doing? What you're doing? No? No, I ask
how you doing. I said,what you doing? I'm working? What
kind of work? You know,working from home? And the dishes?
Yeah, you're doing dishes. Maybeyour building. I'm good, I'm going

(01:07:15):
to work from home. I'm parkinglot zero zero four five. Guys,
Ah, we go all right?He goes all the way back to parking
spaces. Wow. Oh g OG dang that's old. Oh my goodness.
What's your parking space number zero zerofour five? Wow? Wow?
Remember like it was yesterday. Guys, I know why you're at home?

(01:07:40):
Where your home? Cooking? Myths? That's a good four years ago,
Walter White. Right, how's themen? How's the myth cooking going today?
Good? It's a little slower blue. People gotta drop their kids off.
It picks up around lunchtime. Tryingyou know something else? All right?

(01:08:03):
Scale of one to ten. Howhonest are you? John? I'm
probably like a seven? And whylike like that last caller, I want
to be that sooner or later,but I don't think he did right now.
Yeah, now, being secretive,you're a ten, I think so,
yeah, secretive, I'm a ten. You know, people's feelings get

(01:08:25):
hurt and you gotta watch out forthose, so you will you a lot
of someone, a lot of someoneso you don't hurt their feelings if it's
if it means well, you know, like if it's not going to be
like oh I'm going you know,you know, off myself. But I'll
be like, look, they can'thandle the truth. It's like what you
say, Johnny, like, ifyou want the truth, I'll give you

(01:08:46):
the truth. Yeah, but knowthat you but know that you're about to
get the truth. Yeah, youdon't get the truth. Okay, believe
me. I told my sister's babydaddy. Hey, you want the truth,
I'll tell you truth. And thenI I'm choosing that dropped off at
the airport. Well okay, right, well listen, open those windows so

(01:09:08):
you don't get all them chemicals inyour head. Okay, blow up the
house. I'm good. It hasnot suit. I'm good, all right,
Okay, by job. I don'tknow what's happen in the sty of
ventilation system built into the house onset. Oh right, what they got?
The majority of people say that they'retoo honest and that they need a

(01:09:29):
filter. Okay, and Kim said, uh, I'm a six I lie
too well, hey to be honest? Uh be powered by attorney Dan New
and interrect need to check. It'sa no brainer. Just google attorney Dan
New and so on said between thesix and seven because I don't tell co
workers anything because they'll use it againstme. So that's why they're not honest.
Then someone said they're a ten athome, but they're less than a

(01:09:49):
five at work because they're in salesand the amount of times they have to
give a compliment to a client relationship, it isn't genuine. I honestly think
it is in part possible to bein sales and be a ten and on
an honesty scale, I just thinkthat just goes with the territory. Yeah,
you know. I mean it's almosthard to work with a person in
general. Yeah, and they havethat reputation. You know. Listen,

(01:10:13):
if I have an ugly shirt onand I'm about to sign a deal with
you, and I say I boughtthis new shirt, what do you think
You're not going to say it's ugly. No, I'm about to sign this
deal, or I'm gonna say,hey, man, that's a tight shirt.
My uncle has that shirt exactly,you know. And I'm just doing
it because I'm trying to build aso you're lying, well, yeah,
you can't have to disest because Imean, I'm building a Yeah it was.

(01:10:34):
I just created the fact that myuncle has that shirt. That's a
very unique shirt. No, butyou like it though, what you just
blew the same. He just walkeddown without signing the deal. He signed
my deal because my uncle has thatshirt. So I'm just what sales is.
I just don't. I think it'seither it's impossible, and I understand.

(01:10:55):
You gotta do what you gotta do. All right. It's eight fifty
two and Johnison now House Entertainment News. That's Ray. All right. So
earlier I was telling you about theweekend security guard and how he got shot.
Uh, just basically doing his job, trying to protect the home.
And yeah, they were doing We'retrying to rob this place. Yeah,
and they shot him and then theyran. So now we're hearing about Kyle

(01:11:16):
Richards. Her daughter Farah. Herhome was hit by burglars last week and
they ended up with upwards to amillion dollars worth of stuff. So they're
investigating it right now. The Major'sCrime Unit is handling the investigation for the
break in. Yeah, it tookplace at her house last Tuesday, and
the thieves got away with like sentimentaland super expensive jewelry, expensive bags,

(01:11:41):
designer luggage, high end watches,like all the like goods. But the
sources are saying that it doesn't appearthat Pharah was targeted. It's just you
know it's there. Listen, I'dlike my security system. I can't imagine
how these multi million, twelve milliondollar houses. Let me just tell you,
we asked this question all the time, and this is the first article

(01:12:04):
that has explained that they're saying theculprits forced open a door and they cut
off the Wi Fi to the homefor like the security systems and stuff like
that. So some of the peopleare saying that some security systems, if
you cut off the Wi Fi orif you cut off the power, like,
there's nothing idea. I got mindsetup that you cut all that off,

(01:12:27):
but you open that it's gonna makea lot of noise. Yeah,
it's gonna make a lot of noise. And I got safe touch, so
I have a two way communicator.Even with that cut off, they're gonna
radio in and ask me for mypaste, Like, are you guys like
on the loudspeaker in the house,yeah. So like even then, like
the how is my house more securethan nobody was home? Nobody was home
at the time of the break in, which took place in broad daylight.

(01:12:50):
It was in the middle of theday. Went in there, they cut
off the Wi Fi and everything,and then they got in. These things
know what they're doing. They're doinghomework. They ain't going any mean,
there's a South American burglary crew thathas been doing like these like huge robberies
and burglaries over in Los Angeles rightnow. So I'm like one of the
same people that just shot the Weekendscarity heard. What they need to say

(01:13:12):
is that they crossed the border SouthAmerica. I came right up to Mexico.
Laugh, Right, that's where Igot here. I'm looking for asylum
or celebrities house one of the whatever. Oh my gosh. Travis Kelsey is
having an amazing year. Obviously,he just won the Super Bowl. He's
dating Taylor Swift. Hell yeah itis. But now his fat contract extension.

(01:13:38):
Yeah, so what they're saying isthat where is it reports? Uh,
he's the highest paid in the leagueright now, tight end. Yeah,
in the league. So I didn'tsee exactly it's a seventy seven million,
but I don't know if that's probablyan extension that's probably for three years.
Okay, so seventy seven million isn'twell that Yeah, that's big,

(01:13:59):
that's big money. And then ofcourse his brother did you see that.
No, he's got a gig rightoutside of it retirement. I said,
he's gonna be a pro wrestler.What is he doing ESPN's Monday Night countdown
pregame show? Oh good? Yeah? So after getting you know, he
had his like eyes on the majornetworks and stuff like that. But what
they're saying is that he's going tobe the all pro centers. Basically,

(01:14:23):
like next move is like right intothe ESPN centers right there. His wife
was like, wait a minute,you just love the NFL. Who you're
going every week? Yeah? Nowyou got a job. Were gonna be
going every week. So on topof them doing his like New Heights podcast,
he's going to be doing the MondayNight countdown pre games, right yeah.
And then of course representing Wae everynow and then he like pops up

(01:14:44):
telling you he should be a wrestler, he should be perfect at it.
But I mean sitting behind a sittingbehind you know, seeing you talking about
football. That's just easy. Yeah. One game a week, Monday night
football. Is it anything you missedon the show? You know we got
a podcast right and he'd listened toit on Johnny's House. The sound's going
to be out? And what's trendingin the worl on? The Resa gone
share? What is right? Now? What's up? Girl? Yes?
So there is a three year oldgirl from North Carolina who had recently seen

(01:15:08):
the movie Monsters Inc. You've neverseen it. The picks, our animation
movie about monsters. They're supposed toscare kids. It's like their job.
Well, this movie sparked the threeyear old to start saying to her mom
that she kept hearing monsters in herroom. Oh yeah, and after and
further, and get investigations because youknow, parents are going to do what
they're going to do and look intoit. It turns out that there was
hundreds of bees in the walls ofher room. Yes, yeah, so

(01:15:33):
lesson learned the kids. Yes,Wow, of course they're taking care of
it. My goodness. Back intwenty twenty two, a woman opened up
a sports bar in Oregon, Portland. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys
heard about this, it was strictlyit's strictly dedicated to showing women's sports game
Okay, it's called Sports Broad LegacySports Bar, and so their mission is

(01:15:55):
to make great food, delicious drink, provides space for support and powers of
women sports. Yeah, and soit's been and it was even reported that
like the first eight months the barwas so successful and made a million dollars
in profit. Okay, yeah,So here we are now two years later
since it's opening, the bar hasbecome so successful that the co founder of

(01:16:15):
Reddit has made a huge investment andthe business is now going to open nationwide.
We're gonna franchise, Okay they are. Yeah. Nice. Not a
good time to do it, man, because there's a lot of interest in
women's sports literally. Yeah. Aquote from the CEO and the founder of
the bar herself. She said,this is an exhilarating time for women's sports.
The Sports Bra has proven strong needfor more places to celebrate them.

(01:16:36):
So I'm telling you got the Olympicscoming in and practicing already. Yes,
it's gonna be good. Yeah,very good. This morning couldn't help.
But here that Brian did not winmoney. No, I thought for sure
I was gonna win and put somuch distance between me and you guys that
would boggle your minds. Well,there is a man out of Oregon who

(01:16:57):
did. He bought over twenty lotterytickets and he is now a one point
three billion dollars richer man. Yes, and the cool thing is one of
his friends actually gave him like onehundred bucks to help buy some of those
tickets. So he's going to bebreaking bread with her. But did is
so that much he gonna break wrong? He didn't say specifically, no,
no, no, but I'm surehe's going to be grateful. But the
thing about this man, because hedoes have a story himself. His name

(01:17:19):
is Chang Stefan and he's actually animmigrant from Thailand. He's actually currently battling
cancer and he just started taking chemotherapyand so he's actually been living in Portland
for thirty years. He's got twokids, a wife, and he said
in a statement, I am ableto provide for my family and my health.
My life has been changed. Icannot bless my family and hire good
doctor for me. He'll probably geta lot better because there's a lot of

(01:17:40):
stress all for him because I'm surewhen he's battling that he's thinking about his
family. Yeah. You know,there's a picture of him holding the check
and you know, like bald andlike, but the smile on his face
is just so heartwarming, very good. Yeah, And to some Scooby Dooo
fans out there, it looks likethere's going to be a live action series
coming around in Netflix. Well,we'll see if it's going to happen.

(01:18:02):
Obviously, it's going to focus onthe group of teens, the Velma,
Daphne, Freddy Shaggy group with ScoobyDoo. They're gonna be solving mysteries.
As of now, the deal islooking to get sealed, and I will
get you more information as it comesout. Growing up, I had no
idea that Shaggy was a pothead.Oh all the time. I had no
idea. As a child, Ididn't know these cartoons through subliminal messages all
the time. And the reason theywere eating the Scooby snacks because he was

(01:18:24):
had the munch. Yeah, Ihad no idea. Yeah, dog treats
the whole time. Yes, whoeat dog treats high people. I'm like,
Wow, he had a dog thathe can only talk to him.
I'm like the whole time, itdoes make sense. Now you get a
little older and now people like,really, is that how it was?
That's how it was. Listen,there's something that a lot of people like

(01:18:44):
to do that I don't necessarily liketo do. I want to find out
if feel like chance of that.Otherwise sons gonna be shining and it's gonna
be eighty seven and seventy one rightnow. I went down a rabbit hole
doing that song right there, andI just I just looked up. Was
was Shaggy a pothead? And didy'all know that HBO Max had an R
rated Scooby Dude spent off called Velma. No, ye, yes, we
talked about it in Celebrity News.Yes, about a year and a half.

(01:19:08):
Maybe he has been out, butin that it shows that he is
not a pothead. He actually livesa drug free lifestyle. And that one
maybe not in the cartoon. No, No, that was not trying to
say that it's been done enough sohe is not a pothead. And I'm
like, Okay, I ain't gottime to read the whole thing. That's
what they were saying, all right, you know a lot of people.
We got a big We got alot of events coming up this weekend.

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You know, we're gonna be outand about Friday, I mean Saturday,
we're gonna be a runway to Hope. You guys are gonna be escorting.
I'm gonna be hosting the event.And then on Sunday we're gonna be broadcasting
live from Rocos Tacos for Cinko toMayo. So we're gonna be out and
about all weekend long. And duringthat sometimes you have to buy some new
stuff to wear, and that meansyou have to go shopping. I do

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not like shopping. It gives meanxieties and I don't like having anxiety.
And I try to go shopping whenthere's nobody there. I try to go
soon as the show is over.I will run to UH. And it's
funny when I go to the Polostore at the premier outlets, they know
what's up? Man? Are youJohnny yep? I usually come to then

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you just get off the air tenminutes ago. Yes, I did,
because I don't I don't like shopping. I usually get what I need.
I don't go around from store tostore, you know, casually carrying bags.
If I'm carrying more than two bags, I'm uncomfortable. And I hate
carrying bags into stores that I ain'tshopped in yet because I got a feeling
that they're looking at me. Andthat's all me, that's one hundred percent

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me. So I do not likeit. I don't care for it.
If I need to get groceries andI don't have our order them and either
go drive by and pick them upor and only thing I like about that
because I don't like them pick themout my vegetables. They don't know.
I know, they don't know whatI like. What apples you want?
Yeah, and then I get that, man, But I do not care

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for it at all. Where youlike shopping, I do shopping? Really
is it relaxing to you? Ithink it is like a I like to
walk around the mall. Oh,no point. You go to the mall,
you know what you want, butyou have no no plan on where
you're gonna go get. Yeah.So I mean I have a handful of
stores that i'll check out if I'mnot getting something online that I have a

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handful of stores that I'll check out, and I'll walk around the mall and
I'll see like the wall walkers orthe mall walkers early. Yeah, and
I'm just like that's gonna be mein like twenty years, really thirty years.
Just walk in the mall and atwhat point do you realize you've had
enough when you want to go home? If I've gone to every store and
I haven't found something, So what'sas long as you ever spent three hours?

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Oh, my goodness, three hoursthe longest I've ever shopped. Even
in the last i'd say fifteen years, the longest I've ever shopped was twenty
five minutes. Wow, twenty fiveminutes. Go in, I go in,
I know what I want, Iwill look around it, and I'll
get out. I went to theoutlet the other day by myself. I

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was there for about three hours,enjoying it, just walking around, looking
at all the sales and the deals. I grabbed some lunch. Really all
this by yourself, how about you? Man? Yeah, I'm not a
shopper. I'm in and out andI would rather order. I try to
order everything off Amazon, so Idon't have to go buy anything, like
go anywhere. Like, why don'tyou like to shop? It's just it's
not fun at all to me.I think it was because maybe I was

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forced to as a kid. WhyI'm here with my mom. I used
to have to go just sit allday. Why we go to J C.
Penny to sit while she went andtried everything on, and then I
have to sit. I remember havingto go into the women's dressing room and
this had to be some discount storebecause the dressing room was just one.
It was like this room right heretohead benches. Yeah. Yeah, and
I had to look at the wall. Yeah, so the women change.

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I used to just climb into theracks and all kinds of just the past
time whatever. I think. Maybethat's why I say that that's funny.
You say that because I feel thesame way, and I don't care what
I look like, so there's noI have no vested interest in I don't
try stuff on shopping for things.I hold it up. Whatever that's a
I have to try stuff. It'sso funny. I went in to get
fitted for the suit yesterday and Ihonestly was in and out of there and

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I would say maybe eight minutes max, and I ran Joey Fatone, who
was there getting his gear for theKentucky Dirt because he always goes every year,
and so I talked to him morethan I than I got fitted,
because you know, Phil goes,do you see something you like? And
I'm like that, I'll take it, and he goes, all right,
he grabbed the size he thought I'dput on the jacket and he pinned it,

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measured it, done, and Iwalked out. And by the time
I walked out, Joey was onhis like fourth suit, and he goes,
dude, you're leaving him like I'mfinished. Many bro him out.
When I go, I let himknow in advance. He goes, how
about this one? Nope? Howabout this one? Nope? How about
this one? Nope? How aboutthis one? Nope? I like this.
Let me try it on. Ilike this one, but then when
how about this hope? How aboutthis one? Okay? Let me try
those too, Okay, let mehave that one. Okay, tape tape

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measure measure gone. I bought thefirst one, first one, and he
even goes, I knew you're gonnapick that one. Look at Silas right
there, like stopping. Yeah,it's a curse, honestly, but you
know how you were saying, ifyou walk out with more than one bag,
like for me, that's a successfulday. Yes, it really is.

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Yeah. I actually get upset ifI don't walk away with buying something,
because I'll go. It's like therapyfor me. Like I like shopping.
The problem is I'll come home andI'll cry because I spent a lot
of money. No, but Ithoroughly love this is this is a crazy
question. What do you do withthose bags when you're shopping? I put
him aside and I save him forlike no, no, no, no,
I mean, okay, let's sayi got two bags from the Polo

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store and I'm going to another store. Now I have three bags. What
do I do? Oh? Ihold on to them. I want people
to know today I am shopping.So I'm like, I love carrying it.
And that's what funny. I thinkthey looking at me like today he
gonna be shopped at. Oh mygod, I'm Johnny. No, but
I mean I thoroughly enjoy it.I like it. It's like whenever I
go see my sister in Gainesville,or when they come whenever we get together,

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basically the first thing we do islet's hit them all. Oh my
goodness. I've never done it withmy family, not even something to suggest
y'all want to go shopping. Y'allknow I ain't going shopping. No,
what does the kid want? I'llorder it. I can't do that,
man. I want to find outwhen it comes to shopping. I hate
it. Brian hate it? Y'alllike doing it? Is it relaxing?
Does it stress you out? Itjust gives me anxieties? There's nothing to

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you. I know what I wantto get. I feel good when I
get it and then I'm out.But to walk around and go let's see
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want to go? I just wantto find out. You love it?
You hate it? How do yougo? How do you avoid it?
I want to know that one fouroh seven now one nine one O six
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want to talk to you right nowon Johnny's house this afternoon. But don't
worry about that because there's only athirty percent chance of that. I want
to find out how you feel aboutthe whole shopping game. It does nothing

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for me at all. I justI just go to these stores. I
know what I want. I'll flipthrough a few items. That's the one
taking home boom like it or not, that's what we're gonna deal with from
you. Sometimes you feel like it'stherapy. Uh. From Orlando Sean,
Good morning, Hey, good morningman. How you doing doun Sean?
What do you think about shopping?Man's your thing? No, man,

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I just go there. If ifI'm going there for a sneakers or shirt,
I pick up my shirt and I'mout. Yes, done. Yes.
My wife, on that hand,is she was a small window shopping
look for one first, but goesthrough ten stores. Yes, I don't
get time. Now does she doesshe ask you to go with her?
She does? She ask you whatyou guys been on together long enough for

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her to know that ain't your thing? Uh? No, she wants me
to go because I got a bayof bills too that everybody used to go
with a young lady and all thosewomen's stores has a little bench, and
I know why that bench is there, so you can sit there and hold
that damn purse. And I'm neverforgetting. So it was for guys and
for those benches. And we're inlooking at each other like man, my

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wife tells me not to go,not to go. No, She's like
the first and I got a holdof bags. Yeah. My wife says
I ruined her time because she knowsI don't want to be there, and
now she's rushed. She's like,just stay home, yes, and it
come out. What do you thinkabout this? Do you like it?
I wonder if you like it?Well, you gotta wear it, But
do you like it? I likeit? If you like it, yeah,
not my thing. I just gowith her. Yeah, she says,

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your good, your good husband,Sean. Tell her I like it,
bite and tell her I hate it. You are a good husband.
You've you fall into your role extremelywell. There, Sean, that's right,
that's right. You hold on asecond. Man done shopping with my
wife And I'm there for a littlewhile and then I think we're done because

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we're heading backwards house. I said, are we finished? She's like,
no, I'm dropping you off.I'm going back out. You're ruining my
harmonious five. At that point,I was trying to be nice by going
anywhere. Yeah, so you'll dropme off. That's good. From Orlando,
Lisa, Hey, good morning.Oh I can tell about the enagen
your voice. You love shopping?I can tell no, Johnny, I

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am right there with you. Igo, I get what I need,
and I am out of there.Really, I am out of there.
I am all definitely. The oneproblem I do have is when I take
my granddaughter who's thirteen, I takeher, we go to Sapphora to get
something for her, and that shewants to go to another story and Grandma,

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can we check this? And I'mlike, oh my god, Maya,
No, no, no. II am one who goes and knows
what I want gets it. Ye. And another thing, Johnny, another
thing. I don't like carrying shoppingbig for the same reason you don't,
because I feel they're watching me.Yes, Can I help you? Can

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I help you? Can I helpyou? No, you can't help me.
Listen. If you want me tocheck my bag, I'll check my
bag. Leave me alone. That'stheir job. The funniest thing is when
I when I have like and ithas happened to me. I have three
bags, and I bought something atanother store. I bought something at another
store and no long will go upas I'm leaving, and it's from the

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other store that I shopped in itand the humiliation yup yup, like a
pull all that stuff out of madI don't like it. I'll just drop
my bag and just run off,even though I pay for everything every time
I'm in the store, and thatthing goes off randomly mild leaving, I
run just for the hell from whena haven Maria, good morning, good

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morning. I'm the first time callingit, Maria. A right, Maria,
here it is. Well, thefirst time calling you get a first
time calling number, and Maria,that's a number that's just for you and
no one else. And whenever youcall, you'll say, hey, this
is Maria and your first time callingnumber. All right, Maurice, what
is Maria's first time calling number?It is thirty one twenty nine. Maria,
what's your number? Thirty one twentynine, Maria. Welcome to Johnny's

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house. All right? Thank you? All right? So shopping shopping,
love hate, I love it.My retail therapy what's the longest you've ever
gone shopping? Almost three hours?And what's the holidays? What's the what's
the largest number of bags you've beencarrying at one time? Whoa about like

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turned bags? Maybe? But Ihave a stroller so it helps me.
Yeah, you carry a stroller.You shopped so much to the baby?
Okay, oh I have a baby. Thought you just brought a stroller with
you. I know your baby's likethis, I can't breathe. Can you
move the bags? Please? Mygoodness? And you just love it.
It's just relaxing that when you shopyou have something in mind or you just

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say, you know what, Ijust want to go shopping. Well,
around where I live there's not much. Yeah, so when we go out
shopping, it's with purpose, Likeyou know, there's certain things we need
to get and we go and getit for the kids and for the house
or whatever it is. So yeah, it is with a purpose. All
right. Well, listen, ifyou want to come to town again.

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I shop online when I can.Couldn't tell you the last time I went
into a store. Someone said,I do delivery or pick up for everything

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because I don't want to get outof the car. That's the world we
live in now. And Naris,what's staying on the stream? Tony said
the exact opposite. He said,I prefer shopping then ordering online because I'm
not trying to wait to receive whatI need. I don't need it tomorrow,
I need it now. No,I don't mind waiting. It's kind
of a surprise because you've got aboutit. You're like, what, I
got a package? All right?If you love the shop, that is
your thing now. So what's happeningin Naric world today? Ma'am definitely working

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out. I've been on like ona running streak, been running three miles
almost the past few days. Yeah. Yeah, I've been taking this running
thing for fun. You ever sincewe did the I did the five ks
and the Challengers thing. It's justkind of like, yeah, yeah,
it's fun. Then organizing my lifebecause I just realized I have not paid
for my LLC and I need todo that today the deadline. Yeah,

(01:32:24):
just taking care of business. Nothing, just a bunch of stuff dough around
here. I got all my radioshows and other area codes to do.
Shout out to I haven't mentioned itin a minute, but I'm still the
rum guy. It's my side hustle. Cabana Bay just added it over at
Universal Studio. So if you findyourself staying at Cabana Bay, I'm gonna
just go there for fun because I'mSwizzle bar in the lobby. Cool,
grab yourself a drink, give methat drink that Yoho drinks. So other

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than that, nothing, just awhole bunch of works do around here.
And the band Hello Sisters popping inagain today to play. They are add
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