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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was like this, crystal glass. I said, nuris you
record every day? Please tell me you're calling it. I did, Ah,
six thirty eight, Johnny's house partly cloudy, thirty percent chance
of rain hog today of only seventy three, it is
seventy right now. I gotta focus on my boy right now. Hey, man,
this morning, And as I say all the time, and
I say it more often than not, radio is twenty
(00:23):
four hours a day, and things happen to break. It's
just amazing that they break on our show, and only
in our studio, in our studio, oddly enough. So I
come in and Brin's like, man, the day just already.
So bro, what happened? Man? You said, not only this morning? Yeah,
it started yesterday, right all right? So go ahead, brother,
what happen? Well, my house ain't right right now? Oh
(00:44):
what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
If you've been married for a long time, there'll be
days where your house aint right. Absolutely, I've been married
for a long time. Yes, my wife and I are
not on the same wavelength right now. Okay, okay, okay.
You know finances are a little tough right now. Yes,
in general, yes, I ain't trying to call nobody out
night to put my financial business on there.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
But we ain't hit a damn bonus in three years.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
None, we have not.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We have not.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So not only is money tight, everything's more expensive. So
that's more stress. Wife and I ain't on the same page.
I got my son who I'm trying to get out
the house, but he's twenty years old and everything's expensive.
I'm trying to teach him how to be an adult. Still,
life is stressful outside of here. Usually when life is
stressful outside of here, this is my oasis because like
(01:26):
when my mom was sick, I would go stay at
the hospital, but I'd come back here and it was nice.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
But here ain't riding neither.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It ain't right, y'all. Back to the bonus thing. But
on top of that, just stuff ain't working out. Communication
ain't good. We haven't got back on tracks. It's a
little shake up and Novembers has been a little messy here.
Then the studio starts jacking up, and this has been
doing this, you know, for a minute now, But now
it's getting to be where it's a regular thing and
my usual fixes to make it work ain't working anymore.
(01:56):
Then the engineers can't really help. So all I could
do is document it and send it over there, but
it doesn't matter because in the moment it just makes
things even worse.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
YEP. So I'm thinking to myself, damn, what do I
got good today? I woke up? There you go.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm breathing you are, and that's pretty much it. Wow,
that's pretty much all everything else. Man, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I never do.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Does the alarm go off and I like custs out
it and hit it and just lay back.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Usually alarm goes off.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I tell you, I spray I'm brushing my teeth before
I turn the alarm off because I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
This morning the alarm went off, I was like, shut up.
I felt that I've had one of those days. I
cannot be as descriptive as Brian, but y'all know.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yes, I love some stuff out okay, because I don't
need it to get worse.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And worse it was, But as I was in my
car driving the work where it was still peaceful at work,
I would say, not today, Satan, And after four days
of saying that saves I'm out ray. How much details
(03:05):
can you get in when you had one of them days?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Let's just say when I had one of those days,
I swore on the radio just because I did not
give a flying you know.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What drunk high school was bad.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
You looked at me and I.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Said what and what it was?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
And what John.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Might have been drunk in high school? I you know,
you know how it is? Well, you can look in
the eyes of crazy and you back up. That's what
I did with Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Everything was just all over the place. I was going
through my divorce.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I was drinking heavily.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I yes, it was, it was. It was bad, Nurice.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I'm breathing for all of you right now. I'm telling you, man,
no for me. I mean, I can't specifically remember, but
I know that for one of the instances when I
had one of those days was specifically with my family.
And that sucks because it's like you kind of get
upset with the people that you love because you find
it an easy gateway to just let it out. And
it was one of those where it's like I just
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wasn't stopping working and I finally had a weekend to myself,
and my sister was like, Hey, can you come and
take care of the kids, And I just like felt
livid on the inside.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I was like, hold it together.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
I was like, why is it that I'm always at
your disposal whenever I have time to breathe?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Good question, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And I love the kids. Don't get me wrong, I
will do anything for them.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
But just because you know you have a day to
be with the kids and it's like you need a
little bit of help, I'm like, you know what maybe
I do to it?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Y'all don't know this. See as a therapist as I am.
I looked at you and said, this has displaced aggression.
She's not really mad at me, she's mad at something else. Yeah,
because something that you would normally say yes to now
you're screaming at me. I'm like, okay, okay, I got you.
(04:53):
So I want to find out when you had one
of those days. You ain't got to get into details,
but you made it through one of those days. Just
to let it nobody know that everybody's alive and and breathing.
It's true. Anybody doesn't have one of those days. You're
lying like, I don't have bad days. I have days
aren't as good as others, and some days really ain't
as good as others. I want to find out from you.
I'm a hook you out with a pair of tickets.
(05:15):
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he three is a hoti day. It is seventy right now,
it's gonna be showers and the thirty percent chance of
ranging some gusty wins. It was very breezy yesterday. I
(05:56):
was messing around outside trying to get my garden prepared
for this weekend dig in Okay, I had to order
a Hole. Did you deliver those? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Amazon, Okay, garden Hole, you gotta go, oh garden Yeah.
I want to regular house. The maturity in the maturity
in this room is amazing. Way to find out when
you have one of them days and hook you out
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Speaker 1 (06:25):
Tivany, good morning, good morning, good morning. I girl, you
had one of them.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Days, Okay, So I didn't have one of those days.
I had one of those three days, three days. Whoa girl,
I go ahead, three days and it was a snowball effect.
And mind you, it is lent. So sex is not
an option. Alcohol is not an option. Venting on social
media is not an option. So I forgot in my brain.
(06:50):
I forgot to pay the electric bill, so come home,
powers off and I'm like cool, I need to wait
till pay day, which is Wednesday. So managed to live
a few days without electricity.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Tiffany, I don't know how much you know about the
power bill. If you missed the bill on the first,
they don't turn it off on the second.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
No, no, no, that's my point.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
It slipped my mind. And then normally they send you
a text message before they turned the power up, but
they didn't or I missed it. I go ahead anyway,
so that kind of led into, you know, the next
few dates. So then I get in the car, not
paying attention, didn't realize how low my gas was, and
my battery was acting funny. So I'm chugging along until
I'm not chugging along anymore because my car shut off
(07:34):
and I'm not sure if it's the battery or I
ran out of gas, until four police officers later, they
pushed my car to the side. Dairy Queen got my
kid's ice cream. Problem solved for now, until the next morning,
when I realized, in the chaos of the night before,
I don't know where I put my car sheep. Oh no,
so going to get my car jumped. I can't find
my keys, And then once I did find my keys,
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the car wouldn't start. So I was like two and
a half hours late to work, walk kids to school,
the whole nine and all the while I'm like, I
want to be done with this day.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm done.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I don't want to go to work, I don't want
to do this right now. I just want to run
and just not have responsibilities anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Zach and Maria who on hole. Unfortunately, I'm not gonna
be able to take your call. Timmody, you are the winner,
you ma'am winner. I ain't gonna lie. So I got
it tough too, but I didn't make it through.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
And I took some breaths and I said, I'm a
grown up. I put my big girl pants on, and
we are on the other side of that, and and the.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Better there you go, got better today because you got
those tickets. Crib Juggie Podcast Live Friday, April A teeth congratulations. Okay,
all right, you hold on a second, man, I ain't
now did the police buy the ice cream? Who about
the ice cream? He said, like the police. That's pretty cool.
That's very good. I ain't flip the switch and the
light's not come on in a minute, and then you
carb right now, and then you ain't got no gas
(08:57):
and you got no keys and you have to roll
walk to kids. Okay, Oh, let's move on. Ray, what's
going on? Girl?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Did you see Elton John and Madonna buried the hatchet?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Did they really? All front was coming through? It is
here now sixty five and the temperature is dropping sixty
five with the hogh day of only seventy three. Partly
cloudy is going to rain, but they say the earlier
part of the day, and there's a thirty percent chance
of that. It is prom seasons now and a lot
of stuff happening at proms. I ain't gonna say the
news story, but I heard some proms and the news
(09:27):
I'm assuming it was moonshine. I just assume it had
to be moonshine. So we want to talk about your
your prom experiences, and I will clear my own. I
went to three one when I was in college, and
I had to go back, right, she was my girlfriend
in high school. Yeah, what a good guy. You know,
she was one you know, that's how you picked up
(09:47):
girls in high school, You got the one in the like.
She was a freshman, I was a sophomore, you know,
and then we you know, I went to college. She
was a senior. So I couldn't let her miss her
senior prom. So I had to go back and take her. Yeah,
that's your high school sweetheart. Yeah, and I got in
trouble because we had to track me that weekend, and
the coach said, what's more important to you son. Let
(10:07):
me tell you, I've known you for a while. So yes,
I did. Brian go to three different proms.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And it's not the three proms because you know, in
high school, you're in high school for four years. Technically
you go to Ford's that you did the trip McNeely
and you came back.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
I was the og and I was you know, not
allowed to go when you're a freshman in sophomore, right
unless you're invited.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You're invited by a junior, because that was the applied
to my high school. Yeah, you have to be invited.
You have to be invited. So yes, I did go.
I have three different prom pictures with the same person.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You know, I could have been you because my senior year,
my girlfriend was a sophomore okay in high school, so
like I could have easily time we have stayed together.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I could have gone back to times like I just
went back to my freshman year. That's all I'm I'm
just saying I could have been you. You would have
been going back to your freshman and sophomore could have.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Been I mean, I think it's great that it's the
same person.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yes, yeah, I had one girlfriend I had up until
I moved here.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I never questioned the right he's it's like the thing
he gets all defensive about it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I didn't say I had one girlfriend until I moved
to Orlando, I know. And when I moved here, I
was engaged. We had a little house bill yep, and
I was gonna marry my high school sweetheart. And then
I moved here, right, and I took all the beach patrol,
which I shouldn't have done now.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
And then he became Johnny Magic.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah was up, ladies. I had one girlfriend, one high
school to college everything. I just had one girlfriend. Okay,
how many how many problem did you go to me? Yeah?
Just one? Just one. I went my senior year. That's it.
And who was the person still listening to the show.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
She still lives here. Her name was Kelly. She sent
my she sent the prom pictures before you.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Really see now we didn't. I mean, I guess when
you have just one girlfriend, you don't have to do
the whole promposal.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Back then, they weren't such a big deal because there
was no social media, so there's no no reason to to,
you know, make a big production.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, it was just understood, right. It was like what
color we wear?
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's what it was. The problem came around, we're we
boyfriend girlfriend. Yeah, well, let's start planning on what we're
gonna do the night of what you're wearing so I
can get something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
That's pretty much just how it was.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Okay, okay, I went to two my junior year and
my senior year.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No get yours and and Lord Diaz is confused. She
went with a grown man.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Right she did? Okay, I went with my girls, right, I.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Mean, yeah, yeah, Laura went with the guy who worked
at the bowling out.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Ye fat.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
We we joke on that.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't if he worked at the bowler Now you're not,
but I'm sure he was a part of a bowling
league because he was thirty something.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Roll Man just walked into a prom thinking that it
was no big deal for him.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
He was invited, He didn't he that was that was
his girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, yeah, I just went with all my girls and
uh went to a couple after parties.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Now, why why didn't you have you know, your girls
had did y'all don't have boyfriends? Y'all out of school?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, some of them had boyfriends. We had like a
whole party bus. Some of them were coupled up, and
then some of us were just like with the girls.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
And then if somebody have somebody's house. They had an
after party.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
It was at a hotel, a hotel like kids party
like that. I mean, somebody's parents booked it for us.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And how many how many kids will you say?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
With them in the party in the hotel room, probably
like eighteen eighteen twenty.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And the hotel didn't busting. No really, no, wow, yeah,
what times of change.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
I just remember being in the bathtub with like six people.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh that's cool in the bathroom, no clothing, No we
had don't let don't let her get down his whole
because it ain't time for adult I joke her all
the time about what went down. All right, I'm stopping, Nora,
you got you gotta tell me twice.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm just telling you, no, no, no, no, I've heard
the listening fringe of this story, and you don't want
to listen.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I'm not a new broadcaster. I heard loud and clue.
All I know is.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Ray is thinking, oh my godness, my daughter's going to
go to problem some day. Yes, oh yes I did.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I only went once.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
And it's funny enough because the my boyfriend at the time,
he actually got in a huge trouble. Yeah, well some
kid like like this was like a week out before,
like seeing your stuff was happening, and some random kid
who was like a group friend kind of, he like
was low key flirting with me and he sat on
my lap, just like playing around. My boyfriend at the
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time saw it from like the hallway down and he
was just walking in that direction, just pierced eyes in
this mansfriend had issues.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh yes he did, Yes he did.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
And he just went up to the guy and just
knocked him right there on the head, fractured a section
of his skull a little bit, and he got X
from all senior activities. So I went to prom solo
walk he just you know you Yeah, that did not
last long after that, I was like, yeah, we got
a talk. Yeah yeah, you're crazy, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I want to hear about your prom story. They different
anything unique happening. Gonna hook you up with a pair
of tickets to see the weekend. It's gonna be Sunday,
August twenty fourth, Camping World Stadium. Is gonna be a
great show. You get to go for free. You just
gotta tell us about your unique unusual or anything prom
story the prom season, so we want to hear about it.
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prom Stories on the way on Johnny's Hoiley fourth. We're
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See the weekend August twenty fourth at camp in World
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stadium calling us from bush Nail Athena. Good morning, Good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
How are y'all good?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
We used to go to bush was it Bush?
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Now?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
We used to play basketball then every bush Nail. How's
it going up in bush Nail?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
It's going crazy A little blue me outside right now.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
But it's a good day, all right, all right, tell
us about your prom.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
So there, I think there was about eight of us
that went, and of course prom was boring. Nobody really
cared about proms, so we took off and tradition we
had to show up in Daytona and the night and
I remember all of us hanging out by the pool
and listening to music and dancing and taking shots and
having a good time. And I want to say it
(16:42):
was about three o'clock in the morning. It is the
last that I remember, just walking down the beach having
a good time. But we were all at the pool.
And then when we woke up in the morning, there
was only two of us in the room, and it
was me and one of my cousins was in the room,
(17:03):
and two of them were passed out at the pool.
There was two other people that were on the beach,
and I guess the funniest part of it was one
of my best friends, Cyanne, had no idea where a
dress was because she was determined she was the only
one that would not take off her prom dress. She
was determined that she paid eight hundred dollars for it.
She was going to sleep in it and party in it.
(17:24):
And we don't know where. We've never found the dress.
I have no idea where the dress is.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So y'all had no adult supervision.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Oh no, well, hi, y'all.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Get the hotel. How y'all get the hotel room.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
One of us was nineteen.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
In the hotel. The hotel didn't come out there and say, hey,
look you kids, you're walking around here with no prom
dress on. Y'all sleep? I saw you drinking. No, No, I.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Honestly don't because I don't remember when the dress came off.
I have no idea when the dress came off.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Are you.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Wow? From Semi Sam? Good morning, Good morning Sam. Let's
sell you crazy prom store.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
Well, my boyfriend at the time, it was a graduation gift,
so they got him a limo and it was a surprise.
So when he came to pick me up in a limo,
we went out to eat and they dropped us off
at the venue of the hotel for the prom, and
the driver's like, well, my shift is going to end,
so somebody's gonna come back and pick you up.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And we're like, well, how are we going.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
To know that?
Speaker 8 (18:25):
So they're like, well, we'll put your your name, your
last name. So I'm like okay, So when we leave prom,
we'll just look for his last name, you know, kind
of how they used to do.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
So then when we leave prom, we had a good time,
we come out and we're like, where the heck is
our limo? So some scrub from our high school stole
our limo and we had to calm our his parents to.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Pick us up.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
And this was, you know, back of the day, const
ninety seven, so we had used a pay phone and
everything we didn't have, so.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
So we had a phone.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Yeah, it was a ride home and you know, a
very different night that we had originally.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Well did you did you? Did you know who the
screw up was? No?
Speaker 8 (19:08):
I don't think so, but I have some suspicion because
there's not very many people, you know what the same
last name. But you know, they could have just claimed
because I'm sure the Limo didn't as ry d and say, hey,
it's just really you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
So that person probably Sam. If you think if a
person's thinking like that in high school, that person probably
in jail right now. Hold on what they say.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Now.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Somebody said that my boyfriend and I broke up a
month before prom, and I ended up having to scrounge
around to find a guy to come with me. And
she found some kid that was homeschooled. Nobody ever knew
who he was, and he never experienced any types of
dances or anything like that, so he had fun.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
She probably homeschool kid.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Me.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
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Speaker 1 (19:56):
I went to six whoo because they started when they refreshmen. Okay,
so they went all the way through.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And then they said they went to Titusville High School
and they went to a post senior year prom because
the king of the prom needed a date and she
was out of school, so she went with the king
at least. And then they had lap a party at
one of the theme park area hotels where they were
busted by the cops and they had to pay for
a whole bunch of damages.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Six. I think that's the record.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I think that's the record.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Though I drank too much Zeeno and puked my ass off.
Not the zema, but Jolly ranchers in it. Zeema is
something else all right. Athena Universe one in we're gonna
hook you up with a pair of tickets.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
See the weekend. Sunday, August twenty fourth, camper Roll Stadium
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Speaker 5 (20:38):
A little update on the Russell brand allegation.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's about