Total Casting Recall

Life.

is a funny, funny word. 

What does it mean?

What does anything mean?

Who knows? Who are you?

Who am I?

Where am I?

Some things are hard to put your finger on. They might even be called untouchable.

And this weeks episode is about a move called:

The Untouchables

Spoiler alart: There is in fact, a lot of touching in this film

Perhaps too much for some. 

If...

 they are afraid to be touched by a Hollywood cinemati...

In life, there are many times when we are told to STOP!

Sometimes we don't stop when we should just Go. 

Ponder on that for a minute or two...

Just kidding. 

Don't ever think unless;  it's the only thing you can do. 

Why? 

'Cause it's boring and quiet.

Mostly.

This episode probably could have won the Academy award for having a short title. There should be a category for that, right?

Hells yeah, there should...

Hello.

What are you wearing? 

Is it a fin? 

Well... heh, heh. If you can read this, you might be too close.

Don't worry if you can't. 

Because, all you need is ears to listen to this week's

episode of TOTAL CASTING RECALL 

Wherein, we don't just talk about recasting 

WE DO IT; AND FURTHERMORE WE DO IT FOR YOU, THE LISTENER.

IT MAY APPEAR THAT I'M SHOUTING I AM NOT. 

I'M JUST TOO LAZY TO HIT THE SHIFT K...

One Raider.

One Ark.

Let the romance begin...

You probably heard of Raiders of the Lost Ark. If you're lucky, you might have even seen it.

If you have OR even if you haven't, today is your lucky day.

Lee and Chris re-cast this classic film from George Lucas. 

Directed by Steven Spielberg 

It stars Harrison Ford. And a cacophony of other fine actors rounding out the cast.

Therefore they shall be dismissed by Chris ahd Lee ...

Hoosiers

Who are the Hoosiers? 

Well, if you listen to this podcast, you’re gonna find out who the Hoosiers were.

The Hoosiers were a basketball team, but they were more than a team. 

They were actually a group/team of actors in a cast in this movie. 

They’re acting as a team and we all know that teamwork makes the dream work.

And that DreamWorks is a movie studio.

This is a sports movie. 

Thi...

In a world (this world),

 in which we live,

there was nothing in the beginning. 

Not even the word, beginning.

And then there was...

This week's Episode of Total Casting Recall.

Episode 44...

With zany madcap recasting suggestions by Chris B. and Lee B. for a movie called Zoolander starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and Will Ferrell. (no relation)

Directed by Ben Stiller (co-incidentally directed by the same Ben Still...

Heat... because there is no other way.

Got it?

I'm kidding. I was coming in 'hot' so to speak.

So, in the late 1600's when the Earth was discovered and then settled- moviemaking began.  It was tedious at first and many lost their lives and later some lost their lunch. 

But... it was on one of those tumultuous evenings after several fatal pratfalls and lethal plot devices, casting was discovered.

Soon re-casting became the...

It's that time again.

That time of year.

When we all can stop and think, smell the flowers or just plain stop.

Don't you feel better?

Good.

Before the internet craze; there was a movie that inspired cybercrime before today's world of fear based and impulse buying of crapola at the mere tap of a smart device button..

And no, that movie was not UHF. 

It was Sneakers. This movie stars Robert Redford, Dan Akyroyd, Sidney Potier, ...

We've all been there.

Right? 

I don't need to explain myself.

But I will.

Confidentially... speaking.

Which brings us to UFOs or UPAs or INTERGALACTIC VAGABONDS  as I personally refer to them.

When I have the time.

To refer to them.

Who are they?

Where do they come from?

Are they friend or foe? 

Who knows? I don't. But what I do know is that....

This week- LEEC AND CRRIS investigate LA Confidential and officially dis...

Space the Final Frontier... where no one can hear you scream but they can hear you giggle. And who are they?

And... if you are into giggling or even chuckling, you've come to the right place.

You've just entered the Total Casting Recall zone.

We are all made of star stuff... or star shit, if you like.

So... you'd better get used to it. 

In this cosmic episode, Lee,Chris,Lee and Chris, recast the Steven Spielberg classic Close ...

Hi!

This is the part where you get to read about the episode of TOTAL CASTING RECALL.

EPISODE 39: FARGO

STEP 1: READ THIS

STEP 2: LISTEN TO THE EPISODE

STEP 3: RE-READ THIS

STEP 4: CHECK YOUR WORK

STEP 5:  ASK FOR HELP (IF YOU NEED IT)

STEP 6: WE HAVE EXTRA PENCILS AND PAPER IF YOU NEED IT

STEP 7: TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR WORK

Have you ever wanted to travel? Well, Fargo is the place for you!

Fargo is your one stop shop for life expe...

Never have two simple words ever been used together to make a movie that is made up of both one word and another combined together to make a movie title.

For those keen cinema aficionados, right away you realized that it probably HAS been done before...

Congratulations!

You passed not only the test for this weeks episode, you probably scored some points with your friends, real or otherwise.

Napoleon Dynamite is not a movie about hi...

When in the course of events, especially the special events. Like limited special offers or while supplies last; types of events.

I left out human events. Or other species as well. No one should be left out of this. Even non-living things like rocks or clouds. Or leaves. If they're dead, of course and like, bones of dead people. Because I've already included bones still inside people that are alive because that counts as living. Ri...

Are you lonely?

Do you find yourself unwelcome at restaurants?

Have you ever been chased out of one by strange people with swords?

And were some of those weapons fashioned out of biodegradable plastic? 

Well, if you can say 'yes' to any of these questions, this podcast is for you...

(Insert prayer here)

Good afternoon, good day, good night, good evening, and happy days ahead wherever you are on this big blue marble (Earth) as ...

Hello fearless listeners,

Q: Is your heaven blue?

A: If not, this film should do the trick.

Hi. I'm one of the Top Officials here at Total Casting Recall.

There's two of us. Both named Top. Although my, what I like to call, doppelgänger goes by the handle Topper. Last name is the same for me and him: Officials. Weird. 

Q: Do you ever find yourself watching a movie and wondering how to re-cast it, in your mind?

A: If you do. Yo...

There comes a time when a new season must burst forth....

Here at TOTAL CASTING RECALL, Now is not the time. But we said, NO! IT IS ABOUT TIME.

If you have enjoyed reading these or just enjoy reading, then by all means, please continue to do so. 

This week, we've switched it up. This one is a drama, it's a sci-fi, and it's not supposed to be a comedy. 

It's Escape From New York directed by John Carpenter.

It stars: Kurt '...

Chris and Lee your (and our) co-hosts serve up another hot one!

SO, I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER... but it's not what you're thinking.

Or it could be. I don't know, okay?!

Fine... So what you are probably thinking is- that we get to see some Axes get what's coming to them, which means some axes get killed.

Nope.

Nor is this a movie about some kick-ass guitar solos. That get married.

Nope.  

Spoiler alert: it's a movie starring M...

It's Chris. It's Lee. It's a Podcast.

It's got sound...

It's TOTAL CASTING RECALL It's indescribable. It's incorrigible. It's irreverent. It's in- your- face-crazy. There are literally trillions of podcasts about re-casting. That includes not just Earth or the Milky Way or even the Local Group. Of course! There are extra- terrestrial podcasts. They've been doing this for millions of years. Because those guys are smart!! Even long a...

Hey Podcast Episode Description Readers of Earth!

Are ready for this? You can now not only read these descriptions but you can also listen to the companion episode as well!

And if you do, you might be pleased to hear what you're listening to.

This episode features the hit film from last century. called

Ace Venture: Pet Detective.

I know what you're thinking: it sounds like a great novel or weapon BUT... 

It's not.

It's a madca...