Bottom of the Barrel

Words can be hard. Especially when they're always changing. Guest Juliet Simmons (JubyPhonic) helps the boys keep up with all the dope, fresh talky-talk these days.

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The smoke begins to clear as the boys pick up the pieces scattered about this historic clash betwixt man and beast. Discover the secrets behind emu toes, emu drunk drivers, and how to go knuckle-deep.

Your pals try to make sense of one of the most embarrassing moments in humankind. Somehow, down in Australia, the world's dumbest bird manages to outsmart everyone. With Special Guest Blake Shepard!

Still reeling from the most expensive couch ever sold to a Nigerian Prince, the boys sneak a peek into other scams, swindles, and tomfoolery.

There was a time when a desperate prince of Nigeria was the biggest swindle on the internet. A real spam-folder favorite. But luckily, our very own Jay Hickman rose to the royal challenge!

This time, the boys are out in public again in front of a live Minneapolis audience, which is crawling with ninjas. Join the mission and infiltrate the knowledge castle of these mysterious, sometimes tortugan legends.

Here we go, kids. More time-tested advice from all the moms and spouses throughout history. Learn why you shouldn’t break mirrors, walk under ladders, or lend John Swasey twenty dollars.

The wisdom of the ages rambles through this episode. Your old pals delve into what Mommy has to say about everything from chicken soup and masturbation to snake oil and masturbation.

This week, the fellas take their show on the road in front of a live audience at Anime Dallas. They track the journey of Japanese animation from across the pond to plant roots in the Wild Wild West.

The boys continue soaking up the deluge of weather phenomena (and hooch) in this second blustery installment. They talk tornados, turtle attacks, and naked chickens. 

The sky is falling! The sky is falling! This time, your ol’ pals whip out their telestrators and try to make sense of hurricanes, volcanic lightning, fluffy clouds and that son of a bitch, McGillicutty. Come, brave the elements with us.

Vampires and lycanthropes and chupacabras, oh my! This time it gets a little spooky as the boys explore everything from Big Foot and Godzilla to The Bogey Man and John’s gonorrhea. 

Now with more meat! This week, we investigate the shiny and shady world of marketing and advertising. Keep an eye on your wallet; you’re about to be sold some new-and-improved snake oil.

Pranks, Trickery and Cornhub! The boys kick things off with an in-depth discussion of the widely celebrated and oft maligned holiday centered around being a bit of an asshole.