LlamaMe Anything

LlamaMe Anything

Llamame Anything is a bold, high-energy exploration of self-expression and club culture. No BS. You don’t want to miss a beat.

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June 23, 2025 2 mins

Ever trusted someone’s word instead of getting it in writing? Same. This week, I’m pulling back the curtain on what happens when you work, hustle, and pour your heart into a project — with zero strings attached — and then realize you should’ve tied some knots (and maybe added a padlock).

 

In this solo episode, I talk about feeling completely lost lately, getting burned in business because I didn’t protect myself, and how I’m learn...

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Ever feel like applying for jobs is just swiping on a broken dating app? You send out dozens of résumés, only to get ghosted by companies that claim they care about people.

In this episode of Llámame Anything, Vanessa unpacks the hidden truth behind AI-powered hiring: how it screens, sorts, and silently rejects candidates — and what we lose when we replace human connection with cold automation.

With real stories, surprising stats, ...

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Once upon a time, the algorithm didn’t decide the vibe. We had house parties, hole-in-the-wall clubs, friend-coded tweets, Tumblr moodboards, and DMs that felt like diary entries. But now? Everything’s optimized. Curated. Gentrified.

This episode explores what we’ve lost in the shift from community-driven spaces to platform-optimized culture—and what it means to reclaim intimacy, memory, and presence in an era of hyper-performance.

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Miami’s nightlife didn’t just fade—it was overwritten. In this episode of Llámame Anything, we dig into the disappearance of local club culture, the neighborhoods that birthed it, and how the algorithm is now DJing our memories. From packed dance floors to ghosted venues, this is a story about what we lose when culture gets optimized, sanitized, and streamed.

Hear from DJs, promoters, and cultural insiders about the clubs that buil...

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May 12, 2025 4 mins

In this episode of Llamame Anything, Vanessa Francesca Ortega delves into the complex world of internet inequality. Discover what lies behind the illusion of digital equality and how infrastructure, geography, and policy create a divided online experience. Explore the realities of a two-tiered internet, the consequences of repealing net neutrality, and what these mean for power and access.

Through personal anecdotes and expert insi...

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May 10, 2025 15 mins

In this candid episode, the hosts dive into the turbulent waters of modern dating in Miami, where social media interactions blur the lines of loyalty and trust. They tackle the unsettling reality of stalkers, exposing personal encounters with obsessive behavior that defy normal boundaries.

From deceitful ex-husbands cutting off Wi-Fi to unwanted advances from overly persistent admirers, the conversation unveils how digital connecti...

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To the Class of 2025: You’re graduating into a world that feels like it’s shifting beneath your feet. Economies are uncertain. Industries are changing. AI is transforming how we work. The rules keep bending. And everyone is telling you to reinvent yourself to survive.

But here’s the truth no one tells you:

You don’t have to constantly transform to be worthy.

You’re not a startup. You’re not a brand.

You’re a human — and that’s enou...

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What if your doctor’s office ran like TikTok?

In my latest episode of Llámame Anything, I reflect on my time working in a private medical office—where I led the shift from paper lab results to digital records—and how that experience now fuels my PhD research into media and healthcare systems.

This episode is about more than tech upgrades. It’s about what gets lost (and who gets left behind) when innovation outpace...

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April 29, 2025 1 min

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Welcome to another exciting episode of Llamama Anything! In today's special edition, we're taking you behind the scenes with a personal thank you and exciting sneak peeks of what's in store for our listeners.

Get ready for fascinating solo stories, including an inspiring journey of Dollie as she establishes her law practice. This episode is all about facing real challenges and celebrating real victories.

We're als...

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In this special Earth Day episode of Llámame Anything, our host explores two forces reshaping our world — one visible, one invisible. From the benches disappearing in Brickell to the carbon-heavy training of artificial intelligence models, both gentrification and AI reveal who cities and technologies are truly designed for. Featuring a personal story from Miami’s streets and a deeper look at the environmental toll...

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In this episode of LlamaMe Anything, we delve into the profound intersections of faith, conflict, and diplomacy shaping our world today.

Exploring Modern Spiritual Journeys

We begin with the New York Times’ “Believing” project, which offers intimate insights into how individuals navigate their spiritual paths in contemporary society. Notably, columnist David Brooks shares his personal transformation from agnostici...

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April 19, 2025 56 secs

LlámaMe Anything is built on real stories and bold, unfiltered conversations—and now we’re inviting you to help keep it going. In this bonus, I’ll share how your support directly helps improve the show and why it matters now more than ever.

Even better? A percentage of all donations will go toward environmental restoration efforts, because caring for our planet is part of the bigger conversation too.

No pressure—every cafecito coun...

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April 18, 2025 3 mins

Feeling overwhelmed by the constant hustle? You’re not alone. In this episode of Llamame Anything, your host, Vanessa Francesca Ortega Altamirano, delves into the pervasive issue of stress in our modern lives. Drawing from personal experiences and backed by insights from the World Health Organization, Francesca explores how chronic stress affects our mental and physical health, relationships, and overall well-being.

Listeners have ...

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April 17, 2025 2 mins

We live in a world where AI can write your emails, edit your voice, and even finish your sentences. But what happens when the pursuit of “perfect” leaves your story feeling empty? In this episode, I’m getting real about the cost of convenience and the magic of messy, human expression. Spoiler: your voice, in all its rawness, is the one thing no machine can truly replace. Hit play, and let’s reclaim what’s real.

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April 15, 2025 3 mins

Welcome to Llámame Anything, where names are more than just labels—they're stories, histories, and sometimes happy little accidents. Join the host as she explores the deep personal and universal significance of names in shaping our identities and first impressions.

Through personal anecdotes and thought-provoking reflections, discover how names evolve and cross cultures, carrying lineage, identity, and even resistance. Whether it's...

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Qué pasó en Hawaii? No, seriously — we asked.

This week on Llamame Anything, we call Benito and talk about heartbreak, gentrification, and the neighborhoods that don’t love you back anymore.

Bad Bunny’s song “Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii” is a poignant commentary on the gentrification and cultural erosion affecting Puerto Rico. Through evocative lyrics, he draws parallels between the experiences of Hawaii and Puerto Rico, both of which ...

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In this episode of Llamama Anything, we explore the evolving nature of human communication in an era dominated by artificial intelligence. As AI takes over small talk, customer service, and even therapy sessions, we question what it means for genuine human interaction. Does automation enhance or hinder our connection with each other? Join us as we unravel the implications of outsourcing the art of conversation to machines. Our host...

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In a time of constant noise, endless news cycles, and the pressure to stay productive, it’s easy to feel disconnected from ourselves. In this episode, I share my journey of stepping back from the chaos to reconnect with my inner voice. We’ll explore the importance of setting boundaries, embracing stillness, and finding clarity amidst the clutter. If you’re feeling overwhelmed, this conversation is an invitation to pause, reflect, a...

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Welcome to the inaugural episode of Llamame Anything, a podcast dedicated to exploring voice, identity, and the art of creating amidst chaos. This episode embraces the theme of "Start Before You're Ready," diving into the common hesitation of waiting for perfection before beginning a new venture.

Through personal reflections and candid discussions, Llamame Anything is a space for the unspoken thoughts, complex que...

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April 9, 2025 3 mins

Llamame Anything is a voice note turned podcast about starting messy, staying real, and speaking up before you’re ready. It’s part reflection, part resistance, and all heart. Don’t miss a beat. Come for the truth bombs, stay for the healing.

Unpolished. Unapologetic. Bilingual when it needs to be.

Call me curious. Call me growing. Llamame anything.

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