Three MORE Things You NEED To Know

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Text JJR and then say whatever you want to say
to nine six eight nine three and we'll call you back.
Here's a text, by the way, from a sixty two
three number. It says good morning. I just want to say,
from an introv an introverts perspective, it always feels like
a threat every time you guys say text us and
we'll call you, Like, please, don't.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
We don't have to. We don't have to.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
John you Rich. My name is Brendan and I'm from Tucson.
I'm a professional tap dancer going to the Olympics of
tap Dancing in a couple of weeks in Prague, Czechoslovakia.
I'd love to talk about my story and bring tap
dancing into the ears of the general public. Quick trivia.
Do any of you guys know a famous tap dancer
from history? Gregory Hines? Well, I was just saying Gregory Hines,

(00:45):
but at least it's from history. I feel, as you
say Napoleon, Like I don't know the famous tap dancer
from history. I don't like maybe George Washington, our first president,
might have been Amis Jazz Tapperah, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
One of the three things we need to.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
First Verizon, then PlayStation, then our show, and then Bank
of America. Yesterday had a digital outage. Some customers weren't
able to access their accounts online. Even worse, some customers
went in, got logged in and lair account balance was
now at zero when it wasn't at zero before. The
company said these issues were being addressed and have largely

(01:20):
been resolved. We apologize for any inconvenience or the heart
attack that you got when you sell your billance a
zero shh. Do you guys remember the name Edwin Castro.
It's a billionaire. Yes, He's the one that won the
two billion dollar powerball jackpot. He was actually getting sued
by his friend who said that ticket was mine and

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he wanted the money. Well, the lawsuit just ended and
Edwin gets to keep his two billion dollars. Think so,
my friend doesn't get the money.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
If I had two billion dollars, Like, if I was
Edwin and that guy's complain, I would take a couple
million in hire hitman to take him.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Out, Give him a couple of million just to shut
him up?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Did the judge and booke? The finders keepers? Losers Weepers were.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Kind of the judge actually said players are solely responsible
for securing their own tickets against theft, loss, damage and destruction.
If the ticket was stolen and you didn't find it
and you didn't protect it, too bad. So sad.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's like the movie lottery ticket with bow.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Wow. Yeah, exactly like that. So apparently, during its fiftieth
season premiere, Saturday Night Live took a dig at Spirit
Halloween stores. Richie watched. I don't know if you saw
the parody condercial. It was too long, Okay, it was
too long. So but Spirit Halloween was like, we're not
going down without a fight. We're going to strike back.
So they did on Twitter or x whatever you want

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to call it these days by posting one of their
costume packages with SNL fifty on the front and on
a package they wrote irrelevant fifty year old TV show
included dating, dated references, unknown cast members, and shrinking ratings.
The post was captioned, We're great at raising things back
from the dead. Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Would have taken that a compliment. Obviously gen Z is
running their social right now.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
That was witty, like, Wow, spirits, that's all right, and
that's three things you need to know